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Girlfriend applications are being accepted - but you can ONLY apply if you have ki

>Who Is being seeked?
in(super)sane Shotacon Fujoshi who only happens to be touring through /r9k/ as I post this because she sensed a single good post being born (her main boards are likley /a/ or /co/)

>Who will die if they click?
Children, Trannies, Phoneposters, NIggerz, Druggies, Normalfags, Moralfags, Annoying Women who haven nothing to offer me besides three holes, and Sadsack failed-normalfag pinkos who only frequent /soc/ /r9k/ and /b/

WARNING: ATTEMPTING TO TAKE THE TEST IF YOU ARE WITHIN THE RANGE OF WHAT I AM NOT SOURCING ACTIVATES THE ANTI ANAL PROLAPSE BARRIER EMBEDDED WITHIN THE PROGRAM
THIS WILL LEAD TO SEVERAL AVERSE EFFECTS, INCLUDING
>GUARANTEED INSANITY
>SMILEDOG MANIFESTATION
>INSTANT ENBLOBENING (but only if your not a tranny or a nigger cause i cant fap to those lol)
>SUDDEN DEATH
>SIGMA VIRUS INFECTION
>MELANIN HARVESTATION
>POISON MUSHROOM EXCLUSIVE PICA
>COMPLETE RAPE IMMUNITY
>EVOLUTION
>HEARTLESS INDUCEMENT
THIS IS NOT A JOKE. THERE HAVE BEEN SEVERAL COUNTERMEASURES IMPLEMENTED TO RAPE THOSE WHO CANNOT FOLLOW THE CODE
(Phoneposters get it the worst - Do NOT attempt to apply if on the phone)

click the "girlfreind applications" button on mysticcombat.com and apply NOW