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>ASL
19/F/USA

>Discord
lovecassie

Thank you girls for using the thread properly, many people misread and it ends up being a mess :)

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>>34809854

My discord is sticksuicide

>Likes
Pizza, Vidya, Anime (my 3x3 is here https://mysticcombat.com/aboutme/Vidya3x3.jpg ), combat, drawing, cartoons, Metal, Nukes, Knifes and Katanas, Children, Planet vegeta, Colonization, Computers, Armpits, Money,The purple chaos emerald (brother is sealed inside),Chains, Gears, Natural Selection

>Dislikes
Trannies, Lotion,Mean People,Frost demons, Jews, Niggerz, Women, Hypnosis, Vidya (post 2015), Ketchup, All Reploids, Mobile phones, Globalzation, Women, Polidicks, People who witness rape and say "ew"

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>25/M/USA
I know a woman like this doesn't exist and if she did she wouldn't date a loser like me, so no point in dropping contact. If only life was like the matrix, those robot mfs could spawn her into my life.

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>ASL
35/M/Eastern USA
>Discord
storm_censure
(it's an alt account, sorry!)

>>34809904
Thoughts on shondo?

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dying alone award

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>>34809854
>Me
30/M/USA
Enough of a goober to be looking for love on 4chan

>Her
expressive
has oddball interests like crystals n shit
takes care of herself physically
hasn't fallen for the pharmajew
strong relationship with her parents means she can think for herself
has/wants pets
eventually wants children
totally exists

I like kinda weird people. Ideal partner is mentally stimulating and can hold a conversation about her interests. Depth and authenticity.

discord; gyyhwh

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posting mostly for fun, because i’ve been on /soc/ for quite some time to know that such man doesn’t exist here
>from europe
>26-32 years old
>alternative in some way
>has longish, dark hair
>dark eyes
>beard or stubble
>wears glasses
>isn’t religious
>doesn’t want kids
>calm and cold demeanour
>but has an extremely goofy and clownish side to him that is shown only to the chosen ones (a.k.a me)
>obsessive, possessive, territorial in a very SUBTLE way (i’m openly intense, so this kind of dynamic balances it out and is perfect)
>stalker
>extra freak and creep
>not a raging nazi
>artsy and/or nerdy
>depressed aura
picrel is us

>>34810070
shit that's 100% me, how do i contact you?

>>34810070
hope you find him one day. sounds like you've been searching a while.

>>34810161
She legit makes me laugh. Probably because she's terminally online like me. She's not a waifu vtuber though, more of a little sister. Kitanya/Nitya however is the waifu one (preferred her Angler fish persona to the new croc one, but she's successful now so it's whatever)

>>34810070
That's me, except for:
>wears glasses
>doesn’t want kids
>cold demeanour
Just gotta keep fishing. And this is a better than average spot.

>>34810070
this is what I want but 22-29 and not a stalker. hard mode

Me
>Age/sex/location
22, male, west-central US (think CO/KS/UT)
>Appearance
6'1 wasian, half white half korean. Very dark short brown hair (most think it's black), brown eyes, lean/fit.
>Occupation
Former military, current local cop
>Interests/hobbies
Homesteading, hunting, farming, camping, hiking, shooting, martial arts, reading (intelligent literature, mind you), writing (short stories to long stories), military affairs (think studying tactics, going to trainings, reading about historical battles), history (1914+), niche RTS video games, psywar, fitness
>Religious/political beliefs
Catholic, conservative
>Life goals
A beautiful marriage with kids. Become a police chief in small mountain town and then save $100k to buy an abandoned coal mine in the mountains to build an apocalypse bunker with my group of friends.

Partner
>Age/sex/location
Under 25 female, anywhere in the US but wants to move to my location
>Appearance
White, middle eastern, or latina. Lean or fit (preferably fit or wants to be, so I have a gym buddy)
>Occupation
Any, but at least have some life goals and ambition
>Interests/hobbies
I would enjoy someone who has artistic/writing/reading hobbies to write/draw with and make stories. Enjoying working out and/or martial arts would be excellent as well so we can spar and get fitter together. Liking the outdoors would also be great, I'd love to teach someone how to shoot and drill and become tactically minded for both their own safety and that of others.
>Religious/political beliefs
Catholic conservative like me. Other sects of Christianity are ok as well, I enjoy theological discussion.
>Life goals
Anything ambitious, and open to kids
>Miscellaneous preferences
If you browse /fit/ you're my type of gal.

disc: loyalcadre

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>>34809890
lovecassie

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Just copying and pasting mine from last thread

Me
>Age/sex/location
27/Male/Connecticut
>Appearance
White, 5'9", Brown hair (sometimes long), brown eyes, thin, kinda ottermode
>Occupation
Photographer
>Personality
I work a lot, either actual work or on personal projects. Was 2nd in high school, top 1% of class in college, now I work 60 hours per week. I'm a natural introvert, but I've become better at making socializing come off as natural. If I'm comfortable around someone, they'll find that I start joking with them, and my head is 80% filled with weird nonsense humor that most don't understand.
>Interests/hobbies
I've been preparing to make a feature film for 2 years. I'm a storytelling dork in general, so I love books and movies. I play tennis and badminton too.
>Religious beliefs
Christian, pretty serious about it
>Political beliefs
Right wing, traditionalist. Family should be the priority.

Her
>Age/sex/location
20-28/female/doesn't matter if one of us is genuinely willing to relocate, but my job might make that hard.
>Appearance
Has to be white and a healthy weight. Ideally no tattoos.
>Occupation
If she has a part-time job in a non-degenerate industry, that's cute.
>Personality
I'd like her to be able to maintain conversations. She wants to be goofy despite being a traditionalist. Takes an interest in some kind of art. This balance between trad and artsy/okay with me being artsy has always been difficult to find.
>Interests/hobbies
See above.
>Religious beliefs
Christian. Catholic could be okay, but I will not convert to it myself, and that tends to be a deal-breaker for them.
>Political beliefs
Trad, fascist. I can make exceptions here, but doesn't vote Democrat is basically the minimum.
>Miscellaneous preferences
I will never be rich, and she needs to be okay with that. I'm a virgin, and it would be great if she was too, or at least a pretty low number of partners.

>>34809904
>>34810068
>>34810070
>>34810370
>>34810546
It goes to show that people refuse to put in the bare basic amount of work into a thread or just cannot read. They just spam their copy-paste shit everywhere cause its easier

>>34809854
just a non butterface twink who likes me back lol

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She's not real but this is a fun what if I like to entertain

>About me

26 m SoCal audhd loner archetype. Deeply motivated but haven't been able to move in a long time. Would love to find someone as weird as I am to develop a serious communicative relationship with and go from there. Im pretty hypersexual myself so if there's plebnty of that with taboo fetishes we're in business (minus the obvious No Nos). This pic pretty much sums up the IDEAL partner like start to finish everything checked off. Cis or Trans doesnt matter as long as youre shaped like this

Discord: V69segwayhighway

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>>34809854
he's out there, somewhere, i just know it.

>>34810954
Well you're unique at least. First time I've seen someone looking for an asexual fatty. I wish you luck filtering out all the people pretending to be asexual in the hopes of eventually manipulating you into freaky shit.

>>34810959
thanks anon, asexuality in men really is far too rare :[ , but i maintain hope nonetheless

>>34810252
grrotesq on dc

>>34810954
1 in a billion guy lol

>>34809983
1 in a billion girl lol

>>34810168
Wo art thou (this is precisely me but we're probably too far apart)

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>>34809854
They dont make girls like this anymore. We lost the technology
regicidealertsystem on discord is my name btw

>>34810954
You'll never find what you are looking for.
Not because he doesn't exist -he likely does- but because you are lying to yourself.

>>34811586
what does this even mean

>>34811636
That you haven't done enough introspection to actually know what you want.
Less Plato, more Aristotle.

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>>34809854
Me:
22/M/EU
Im a socially awkward guy, mostly normal looking.

Ideal partner:
Looks like Pic related.
Kinda weird, pervy, is nice to me.

>>34809983
You basically want Lily from Tekken don't you? (based)

>>34810864
Didn't even bother to do the bare minimum of copy/pasting the image and putting a bunch of floating text

>>34811636
It means they're trying to insult and/or gaslight you. They're doing some sort of lame ass pick up strategy "negging" in the hopes you question your preferences and start wanting people like them instead. It's cringe shit, ignore them

>>34810954
>>34810954
I love how this is me down to the pink nipples but I'm slightly out of your age range :(

>>34809854
I just want somebody that will be exclusive and spend time with me.
I really enjoy watching movies together, playing games, sharing music, drawing, talking about life and if she is studying, I would really love to help them out with their school work in any way that I can. I kinda really like making schedules, but I'm not perfect at them I must admit.
I'm a uni student, so it'd be fun to have study sessions together, even if we don't study the same things.
Sexual stuff is okay, but I really just want to hear her say sweet things and for me to be able to say a lot of dumb stuff back. Honesty is a really big thing for me, so I want to be able to say anything and for her to tell me anything without feeling bad.
Oh, I also would really love if we could both keep a diary about each other and just write whatever we couldn't say each other at the time to read later. It would be even better if we both spoke different languages, so we could teach each other things in our native tongues.

Am I asking too much?

>>34812145
I would love u to show u my Ashley outfit

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Me:
29, male, very white, born and raised in northern California.

I kinda just do my own thing and try various approaches. Nothing seems to work very well; I'm an awkward fit.

I want to refine your life. But I literally just won't bother if you're fucking with like, 4 dudes. The last two girls I tried to date both had a rotation and I sent em packing. I know what I want and I hate the games.

I'm focused on my career and my goals. I came a very long way to even get here; not only did I not have a support net for most of it, my family actually stole probably half of what I've ever owned and treated me like shit because they hated my father. I wish I was kidding.

So now I'm bitter as fuck, hypersexual, an alcoholic, paranoid and suspicious. Obsessed with finding answers to make things right for once. I truly don't believe I've experienced love, even though I've put myself out there time and time again.

I've sort of lost interest in the material world, and am more focused on people and finding a way to make the wavelength I've existed upon, worthwhile. I would selfishly like to experience love and nurturement. I obviously have issues, but that's the truth of me and I am ambitious.

You:
Open, curious, intelligent. Not a total victim to your trauma, though you have some. You want something better for yourself.

From America, aren't going to play games for like a year of maybe, we will see. Honestly I just don't have time or energy for that. I know what I want and if I would want it, quickly.

Can work with a nocturnal schedule, doesn't treat everyone like they deserve the benefit of the doubt. I just ask that you are beautiful enough to fall in love with in some way: I don't really like makeup, I like the natural qualities that shine out.

Most women hate me, cuz they want someone to dote on them from the start and act like a simp and. How about you earn that treatment first, because we connect so well. That's what I'd really like.

pawg_sothoth

>>34812487
based handle kek

>>34812470
can I see... ?

>>34812170
>They're doing some sort of lame ass pick up strategy "negging"in the hopes you question your preferences and start wanting people like them instead.
No you fucking retard. Asking for someone who is and wants to stay obese is a clear sign to run for the hills, the clearest among many in that post.
What I meant was that the person is asking for an asexual healthy male. That's not a thing.
Even in the bizarro world where this person got their preferred bf handed in a platter, they'd still be unhappy because that list belies someone who is looking for contradiction AKA not real people.

>>34813017
You have no clue what you're talking about. Just go away

Okay so everybody either wants a tradwife nympho or a liberal nympho any exceptions?

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38/m/california

discord:mcboots
tg:mcboots

>>34813017
>Asking for someone who is and wants to stay obese is a clear sign to run for the hills,
God forbid someone's into fat dudes
>because that list belies someone who is looking for contradiction AKA not real people.
what contradictions? nothing in my post was contradicting.

>>34813132
I want a gentledom gf with average sex drive

>>34813132
I certainly want to have sex sometimes, but I prefer the thought of my wife and myself both working hard throughout the week and building something together, brushing by each other on our way out on weekdays, then spending weekends together.

>>34813146
Every dude wants a woman with no friends outside of him but will you have no friends outside of her? What’s the point of her having no friends if you won’t also have no friends

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>>34813132

>>34813132
And every woman wants an asexual doormat who somehow has enough testosterone to pursue goals

>>34813512
First one right, second one debatable, third one yes testosterone no goals

>>34813132
Did you not read my superb post? You pissed me off and now i have to roundhouse kick my infant sister to get this rage out. I hope your happy.

>>34814346
*you're

Kick her again

>>34814346
Have fun

>>34813132
hi yes a tradwife nympho for me here
thanks

>>34811172
Sent inv, please accept when you got some time

>>34814891
You really should've just posted your contact and got her to contact you. Now you might have 5 other guys messaging her and lying/gaslighting her into thinking they fit her ideal. Rookie mistake.

>>34815041
all will be ghosted within a week anyway who cares

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very sleep deprived so ignore any typos if there are some please


MID TWENTIES CIS F, EAST COAST AMERICA
>good and niche music taste, beyond radiohead /mu/ tard doomer stuff
>maybe a bit of a fragrance nerd
>spiritual perhaps, into tarot?
>hairy
>financially stable enough to travel and visit reasonably often if we hit it off
>i like bald with mustaches, moroccan people, irish peoplle, bold personalities, butch and femme girls (t girls are more than welcome too- especially if you do or produce) with a cultivated personal style, IT nerds who can keep a conversation going
>unconventionally attractive. a little weird or scary looking but not chopped
>can fight
>emotionally intelligent, reliable, sweet for the right person, bonus points if you go to therapy
>can make me laugh (i like nathan fielder, conner o'ey and steve brule..idk)
>actually loves and respects women, doesn't call them females, and none of that "all my exes are crazy" bs
>has been through/overcome genuine hardship
>a little rough around the edges, scars are cool too if you have them but i mean this generally. not into extremely happy-go-lucky or innocent types
>likes cigarettes
>isn't straight-edge, sober, schizophrenic or bpd. bipolars are fine
>not puritanical or racist at all
>21+, preferably mid twenties to thirties
>not a porn addict or someone who is going to randomly interject sexual topics into normal conversation
>of the acab/free palestine fuck israel/defund ice/kill billionaires mindset
needless to say please do not add me if you're not at least 90% of these things

got my username randomly spammed everywhere by an incel last time so please respond with your contact if this is you

>>34817214
firstdive908

me:
>m
>age 22
>slavic
>lives in nyc
>alternative
>nerdy
>5’7
>8 inch cock
>brown eyes
>big nose
>chiseled jawline
>dominant
>I have long red and black scene hair
>I have the same physique as MGS2 Raiden but without abs
>I usually dress goth (and other alternative styles)
>I listen to industrial, nu-metal, grindcore, and techno
>I create industrial music

you:
>f
>fat pear-shaped body
>loves video games
>cosplays
>it’s cool if you’re also alternative but you don’t have to be
>american or foreigner living in america
>from nyc or nearby
>ages 18 - 30 (but I’m also okay with dating older than 30)
>native latina, native american, east-asian, polynesian, or white
>narrow eyes
>submissive

contact (discord):
sh7n7gam7

Use images you lazy retards

>>34817214
Not 100% me, but pretty close
Discord: harrowprimetime

>>34810295
That's literally me minus the glasses

>>34813146
sounds like me but too far away kek

>>34812435
how old are you anon?

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discord: vhsthetic

>>34818949
damn :(

>>34813132
I dont care about sex at all beyond making kids, I mean ill be a literal sex slave if need be but more so looking for a lady that is clean and smart enough to know all systems are high jacked, politics and your gay issue of the day means nothing to Noone and never will. Unfortunately if I post too many freaks will recognize. Ive only lurked every few months the last 4 years. It seems any one else of quality is stuck doing the same.

>>34810954
This is almost me, but I'm not asexual and want kids. Sorry anon, hope you can find someone eventually.

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>be me
>28/M/OH
>White, large, brown hair, teal eyes
>Like hiking, sewing, shootan, gaming, Dune

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>>34822855
Discord: Memarine

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>>34809854

Thedogsdidnt

Someone who is basically a doormat loser that is perpetually in terror of others and ashamed of their existence, has nobody to talk with, zero social media, loves a bunch of games and music that nobody gives a shit about it and hates the modern state of the world. Also dumb as fuck and loves memes.
Basically a girl I can actually relate to but it’s probably impossible because they all live lives of unfathomable social royalty that I would never be able to comprehend with my male brain.
Lookswise short petite pale with black hair. Not trans, fat, younger than 20, older than 30, etc. Lives somewhere in america.
summerghosts@proton.me

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39/UK
and of course, it's idealgf thread, not mandatoryrequirementsgf thread

discord: line_hey
email: linehihi@proton.me

Ideal gf:
>25-35/bio F/US
>skinny/avg, prefer relatively no frills/natural appearance
>considerate/caring/loyal/supportive
>fine with staying in a bit, won't get stir crazy if we're not active all the time
>quiet or talkative (both are equally fine)
>at least somewhat intellectually curious
>affectionate, at least average libido
>insecurites/issues okay, but please don't be suicidal, BPD, or racist
>open to the possibility of a serious LTR (LDR okay)

Me:
>41/M/US
>6'3, thin, pale, blue eyes
>empathic/loyal/inquisitive
>very communicative and attentive
>educated, wide general knowledge base
>reading novels, occasionally some manga
>lived overseas for a time, speak a second language (jp)
>grew up on RPGs, but only really play a handful of online games now
>never married/no kids/stable career
>struggle with OCD

Discord: varandra

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>My ASL
20/M/America

>My ideal gf
See picrel.

If you like my post, please email me and tell me about your day, I'd love to hear about it.

>Email
6or7million@proton.me

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34/m/Michigan

discord: yuta_2932

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My ideal partner
>biological female
>aged 18-30
>race/nationality/ethnicity don't matter
>5'7" (173 cm) or less in height
>not morbidly obese
>preferably a brunette with brown eyes
>not mentally ill (anything aside from ADHD/ASD/OCD)
>not a drug user (alcohol and marijuana are fine)
>not promiscuous (i.e. never had a FWB/ONS)
>not a single mom
>chill, laidback and generally introverted
>Doesn't discuss politics
>wants kids in the future
>has a hairy pussy (or willing to grow a bush)
If this sounds like you, you can find me on Discord at
>galeguinho95

I am tired and I gave up to find someone. Even dreaming about "ideal partner" makes me hurt. I had a relationships but I am staying single almost for two years.

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>>34809854
Discord:pikasenpaiZ

>>34828581
Come on man these pics are supposed to be realistic.....

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discord: hydrehydriquehylique

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disc: .white.glint.

pic is a bit outdated but relatively still accurate.

A girl that is interested in me and actually cares about it. Isnt always thinking about other guys and replacing me. Motivates me to be a better person for her. Tells me about what she wants from me and appreciates it when I do it. Someone that I am happy to make sacrifices for. Someone I can trust.

looks wise not older than 40, not suffering from any major deformities. Its ok if shes obese or conventionally unattractive.

looks are not the hard part