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please rate my boobs. i fucking hate how uneven they are. is it really that obvious? please rate them honestly
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>>34810017
7.5 ass next
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>>34810022
Damn
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>>34810022
and women have done irreparable damage to male self image to the point they're smashing their faces with hammers. You're just as complicit.
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>>34810017
I want to have your right tit in my mouth
Discord?
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>>34810017
Timestamp
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>>34810022
i promise it’s me ;-; i used to feel confident about my boobs but due to medication i gained some weight, and i just don’t know how to feel about them anymore
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>>34810017
your boobs are SLIGHTLY uneven, but most women's boobs are, and most women's boobs don't look as good as yours.

Just take the L, they're not perfect but they're good. You have good boobs, take solace in that (and post more)
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>>34810022
>patriarchy
The only ones responsible for the state females self image is females themselves. They are also responsible for hollywood pedophiles and social media.
The only reason to be angry at men for any of this is because you believe they allowed you to do it. And yes, we did.
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>>34810017
Have you ever had anyone say anything bad about them? They're tits. Big ones. Anyone that gets you naked isn't going to be measuring the angles.
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>>34810017
They are a bit uneven but that's fine, on first glance I really couldn't tell. They are okay boobs to be honest, I'm more of a butt guy anyway, however when I do see a really good pair of tits I go feral. Sorry, anyway yeah your boobs are fine it's no big deal to stress about. My only complaint is that the skin on them looks a bit dry and your nipples seem pretty flat, idk maybe I'm just comparing them to my mom's but her skin is very very nice looking compared to yours and she's in her 60s.
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>>34810034
done
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looks hawt to me atleast
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>>34810065
Wow, I got kind of horny from that photo. I think it was your abdomen area that did it. You must have a really nice body, my mouth is watering a bit imagining it. Could you send a pic below your boobs and above your pubic hair?
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>>34810017
6/10 nice size and shape but veins and skin texture give me the ICK
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>>34810052
someone pointed out that they’re uneven and it never left my mind
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>>34810017
To be honest I normally ignore these threads and don't normally have interest in boobs, but I like your arms. I'd like to hold you by your arms and bounce you up and down and watch them jiggle, so yes, very attractive.
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>>34810086
And that person was right
Please post more pics of yourself and your Discord/Snap/TG if you got any
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>>34810086
no human is symmetrical, please love your body because it's the only one you've got and it's yours. be kind to yourself.
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>>34810022
Queer is a meaningless political term and lesbians don't exist. You're most likely an mtf tranny who hates men because you've always felt inferior to them.
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>>34810022
>social media, patriarchy and hollywood pedophiles have done irreparable damage to female self image

I don't know about patriarchy and pedophiles (though the latter is certainly a problem), but social media and Hollywood have done irreparable damage to the female image by promoting tattoos and piercings and other impulsive behaviors that women engage in in attempt to fit in that lower their attractiveness.

>>34810086 OP, second point, you have no tattoos or piercings, which contributes to your attractive rating.
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Oh, right the boobs. OP has very nice boobs and no reason to feel self-conscious about them. From the thumbnail I almost thought they were implants, so overall like 8/10 boobs I'd say. Yes, one is slightly bigger than the other but this is pretty common with women and doesn't inherently make them ugly or whatever.Shay Laren has one breast that's an entire cup size smaller than the other and she's gorgeous.
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Your tits are gorgeous, don't worry. Besides, it's harder to see a difference between the two if I have one of them in my mouth
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>>34810017
Now let's see your ass
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>>34810017
>>34810039

They're shapely and pleasant to look at.

Let's see your ass now.
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I like when boobs are uneven
Not a lot but a little
Because it's like you have two different sizes to play with?
So obviously that's a plus! You're barely even a little bit off balance. I like how it hangs off to the side because it's like... I could slide my arm around and grab some titty while we cuddle and the other one would still be all pressed up against me

That's premium!
It's not like, the kind of thing I look for first in woman but hey, that'd be a sweet bonus.
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>>34810065
fucking EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggie smalls lookin ass tits
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>>34810017
They look so perfect! Can we have more pics for evaluation? Other angles, etc?
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>>34810017
I just jacked off to them so whatever that means to you.
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>>34810065
you have nice boobs, thanks for showing them. hope you get positive attention. you don't look fat or gross so i hope you show off more!
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>>34810017
>>34810065

They are fucking glorious tits! Absolutely magnificent! Great shape and color, the nipple to areola to breast ratio is perfect. Honestly, you have a wonderful set of knockers. I instantly want to fap to your amazing boobs.

Thank you for posting. You're the real MVP!
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>>34810327
ditto lol
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>>34810017
10/10, would suck and then tit fuck you
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>>34810065
>people still fall for these fake AI generated timestamps
kek
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>>34810065
did you use to post them they look familiar?
they are great stop being a sperg
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They are the perfect size and shape for me. They look very fun desu.
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>>34810017
>>34810039
they are very nice and i want them in my mouth
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>>34810017
Can I cumtribute you?
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They're fine
Show your pussy and I'll tell you if it's uneven
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They’re not bad. I hope your rapist enjoys them.
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>>34810017
Solid 8. I don't really notice any asymetry in them. Would pound the shit out of them, then sleep on them.
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>>34810065
they look great, but we need to see the ass and pussy to get the ratio and give the boobs a true rating
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>>34810017
>big light brown areolas
>tiny pink nipples
Your tits are beautiful.
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>>34810787
>>34810017
Can I see more?
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>>34810065
I hate that they're so luscious and full. i hate that you'll never respond once you get the attention you seek. fuck off.
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>>34811196
i was sleeping!!
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>>34810060
thanks for the honest rating
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>>34810017
your tits are pretty good, but the whole package is what really matters. please post a pussy spread so we can see what else you're working with
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>>34810071
thank you :)
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>>34810074
can’t send a pic but i appreciate your compliment
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>>34810089
thank you i appreciate it!
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>>34810017
They look like dog ears lol, lose some weight. Queer women will like it because their standards for women are literally sub zero. Don't believe me? Go and look at your average lesbian. They're all fucked in the head.

OP, your tits are uneven. That friend of yours is doing you a service. Go and lose some fat.
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>>34810065
Oo they are uneven but who cares
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>>34811474
do they really look THAT bad..
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>>34811597
Yes. They remind me of my ex. She'd do well to lose weight. They're not perky and like I said, they remind me of floppy dog ears.
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>>34811597
ignore the the 20 compliments and respond to the only insult lol, typical foid
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>>34810787
thank you so much!
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>>34810017
uneven and saggy
big is the only saving grace
4/10
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>>34811602
>She will forget every compliment, and remember the one insult. Because all the compliments are fake, from simps looking to have sex with her (as if that'll happen), and the insult is true, from a guy who could not give less of a shit what she thinks.

That's why it hits so hard.
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>>34811615
wow you are so cool
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>>34810022
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>>34810049

Men prefer women that are natural and healthy
Women prefer being mothers

it's women that forced feminism and left wing politics on everyone
it's women that forced other women to adopt the hollywood standard
it's women that sabotaged society
it's women that dropped the birthrate
it's women that voted to bring in immigrants, lack of workers, caused by the lower birthrate
it's women that forced other women to get jobs

men were only stupid enough in trying to make women happy
men were only stupid enough in giving women freedom and responsibilities they didn't want.
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>>34811613
A rare real assessment. It's insane how lax people are towards women's bodies/appearances even though they constantly cry that muh media or patriarchy or someone is making them feel bad. Like, the average woman, even at a healthy weight, will look fairly dumpy naked, but they'll have no shortage of men and other women both denying that and saying they look good. Meanwhile, an average weight male who doesn't lift and watch his diet will (rightly) be called a skinnyfat subhuman and raked over the coals. Foids are in such a perpetual ivory tower they just make up shit to be mad about
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>>34811648
Look at any feminist protest or nude beach or something if you want examples.
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>>34811648
the perfect tits are perky
and the bottom crease of the breast
should make a 90 degree angle with the rib cage

it's better that the tits be smaller than saggy
if they can hold a pencil in the bottom crease
they are saggy and fail the pencil test
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>>34811602
i literally said thank you to compliments a few times idiot
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>>34810017
>i fucking hate how uneven they are
genuinely did not notice until reading this part
either way they look fine to me
ultimately though the goal is for them to look fine to you
>>34810022
based words through and through
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>>34811656
my guy you are genuinely brain damaged
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>>34811656
This. This is as accurate as you can get. This is why Kaya Scodelario was more popular than the Prescott sisters. This is why Alexa Demie was considered equally as attractive as Sydney Sweeney for years. This is why Keira Knightley, Emma Watson, Hailey Bieber and Kristen Bell are well-loved actresses and models.

>Big tits means she has high estrogen. It doesn't actually make her more healthy anymore. It's like the idea that circumcising your dick makes you cleaner. It only applied in ancient times when people thought that a headache was due to having too much blood.

Foids stay forever insecure.
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>>34810022
muh female self image stfu you have insanely hot guys on tap through dating apps
literally kill yourself
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>>34811463
>thank you i appreciate it!

Honestly, I should thank you. I had to be up really early this morning for work, but waking up to see your picture again made it a lot more bearable.
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>>34811685
You're incredibly cringeworthy. Please just add these poor retards on Discord and be their e-whore to bolster their egos a little. That's the best thing you can do.

This is someone's future wife btw.
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>>34810017
One for my hand, one for my mouth. Perfectly ergonomic. Like the banana, it's one of this world's signs of an intelligent designer.
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>>34811605
Yes youre welcome but show us more pretty please~
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>>34811440
you misunderstand my post... you're just here for attention. we all want to fuck you because your tits are hot. their large shape, the perfectly sized areolas that are nicely dimpled. suckable nipples just begging more attending. they are so fucking good that I hate you for teasing is with something we will never get to have. fuck off, I hate foids like you. go back to your boyfriend and leave us alone
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>>34811445
Can you post more?
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so jannie deleted your second tit thread but they won't remove any of the 10 different dick threads we have shitting up the board?
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>>34813252
sad times
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>>34813252
Jannies love dick. Lmao
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>>34811634
>it's women that forced feminism and left wing politics on everyone
>men were only stupid enough in giving women freedom and responsibilities they didn't want.
Based retard
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>>34810017
all boobs are uneven dumdum. you 're perfectly fine. 8/10 tits
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>>34810017
8 or even 9/10 depending on how the pic was taken.
Please be my girlfriend!
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>>34810017
They look like boobs, yuppers
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>>34810017
wish I could put my dick in-between those tits and cum all over them
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>>34811445
>G
show us more babygirl wish my cock was between them right now and you were lickin the tip
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>>34810017
they're uneven? didn't notice, 9/10. really good size and proportions.
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>>34810017
could you post yourself suckling on a nipple?
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>>34810065
Tatas are 9/10 because slightly lopsided. Both have nearly perfect shape and size, just slightly different. Any man who would point out any tiny flaw on that rack is a cryptofag and a tranny chaser and doesnt deserve to even look at them.
You come across as weak, needy and desperate; if after being blessed with that turbo pair you still feel insecure and need socvalidation, it means you have a lot to fix aside from that tit being slightly bigger than the other. Be aware and post more tits pls
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>>34810017
It is obvious but they're entirely fine. I wouldn't say they're lopsided, one's just kinda shaped differently. If you're worried that people would think any poorly of them, no one actually would, but if you're worried that anyone would notice at all, then yeah they would. They're just your boobs specifically, and you should take a picture of them squished together please please please please please please please.
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Yum/10. I specifically like women with minor imperfections because they're insecure and would likely have something to do with me, a loser.
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>>34825419
Cope subhuman faggot, literal Down syndrome women pull HTNs/Chadlites
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