would you rather goon for half an hour and hate yourself after or spend half a year with a beautiful lunatic and feel truly fulfilled in life

>>34810216
there's a sfw thread up right now you fucking retard moron use the catalog

>>34810283
no we aren’t gonna go on a thread where our post will very quickly be buried, obviously we’re gonna make our own thread because what we want is not just cut and paste “omg i want friends x3” really hope this helps

>>34810216
I'll add you if we can watch anime together

>>34810328
we don’t enjoy watching anime. so why would we want to do that with a stranger

>>34810345
Ok, this isn't working out. We should see other people, it's you, not me.

>>34810348
LMFAOOO WHO IS THIS DUDE

>>34810352
Sorry babe, you missed your once in a lifetime opportunity. The other 4 personalities will be pissed when they realize what you lost.

>>34810245
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>>34810352
you're not special or unique enough to have your own thread, retard. you are a boring copy and paste troon, and if you don't have anything of value that makes you stand out, you deserve to drown with the rest of the unwanted garbage that uses this board.

>>34810367
what if we came to your house with a weapon

>>34810369
whoa dude who shit in your cereal today

I'll do literally everything you told me not to as I'm a basic bitch Add me :)

>>34810387
That's a nono, your rules say nothing physical. You'll just have to settle for dealing with your broken heart(s).

>>34810452
it’s kinda funny how it doesn’t say the word physical once in that entire paragraph, have fun getting bludgeoned

>>34810459
I guess you're right, it's my loss then. Pick a merciful personality that finishes me quick at least.

>>34810490
the concept of being able to “pick” a personality LMFAO

>>34810498
You mean you're not like the Avatar or EEAAO where you can channel personalities for situations? Wack as hell. Anyway when one of them becomes a weeb tell her to hit me up, I'll be waiting.

>>34810527
no some people actually legitimately have DID and aren’t larping really hope this helps

hi guys please hit us up we’re lonely and desperate for human interaction and a crumb of attention because our parents don’t love us thank you guys

>>34810216
Obviously underage

>>34810627
so born in 2007 is underage got it LOL

>>34810216
Asexual people get horny, you have a rather large gap in knowledge of that term

>>34810744
this is the dictionary definition
“experiencing no sexual feelings or desires; not feeling sexual attraction to anyone.”
so no, by definition, truly asexual people do not get horny

hi

Hello! We would love to have some new friends.

Please be respectful, kind, and open-minded, as not everybody with DID is faking...

If you're here to pick a fight, please choose someone else on this board who will likely be more entertaining to fight in the first place.

Thank you!

dreamcast1935
I have an extra room and a space for a manic pixie I'm also fucked in the head

>>34812550
We aren't anything like a manic pixie dream girl unfortunately :(

Good luck in finding one though!

this has happened SEVERAL TIMES so psa

hey so picking fights online is great right.
but if youre gonna pick fights with randoms off /soc/ based on generic generalizations of mentally ill people and assumptions about their entire psyche but you have ZERO evidence to back yourself up and refuse any attempts at explanation of what they actually meant or felt or whatever, please just stick to ragebaiting on /pol/ or /b/. /soc/ might just be a little bit too advanced for you right now and thats okay

Who up trying to get their lives ruined by an avoidant schizo + DID girl

Read post for info

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We know DAMN WELL you dudes get no bitches and your DMs aren’t popping. Why would you not want to text an avoidant girl all day (unless you piss us off). Come on guys read the post let’s reach out

Another reason you should DM: we’re like Oguri Cap if she one day developed an autoimmune disorder that made her nauseous 24/7 and lose her appetite completely

Did you develop a split personality that likes anime yet?

OP says no gooners but has sent me lewds in the past kek

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>>34813383
Hey Guppy, we know this is you. You’re literally lying we haven’t sent lewds to anyone LMAO. We even went through our DMs with you and there were not even any suggestive photographs! We only sent you a cropped photo of our face, so we aren’t sure how our eyes, nose, and mouth count as “lewds”.

If you’re talking about the “suggestive texts” (that were clearly a trauma response, and which you were also aware of) that made you think it was okay to sext us unsolicited, and you yourself AGREED and ADMITTED weren’t consensual and were a trauma response, then… idk what to tell you.

We understand that you’re very upset after being called “annoying”, but sending unsolicited sexts after being told the first time not to then throwing a teenage boy hissy fit after being called “annoying as balls” over it is technically annoying behavior.

If you have any proof for these rumors we’d like to see them.

Thanks!

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>>34813077
>>34812519
>>34810387
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>>34810216
Now, see, if you had ACTUAL homicidal ideation, were a biological woman, and didn't have an enflated ego to the point you ONLY want to talk about yourself and traumadump, you would be somewhat worth considering. Someone who also had CPTSD and is some level schizoaffective/ASPD (aka as mentally ill as you) won't want to be your babysitter, because we have our own shit to deal with and want an equal, not a generic foid with what looks like narcissism showing off her inflated sense of self-worth while forced to search on 4chan.

>>34814230
ok

hi we just got diagnosed with an autoimmune disorder someone come listen to our woes
dc: shienmushanokoji

I just got diagnosed with a leaky foreskin

>>34813494
That is an absolutely ludicrous conversation lmfao.
>You can rape us if you want
>just drug me and don't get me preggers
nigga what kind of "trauma response" would lead you to say that?

>>34813494
hey, that wasn't me. I had a good time getting to know you. Good luck to everyone who reaches out, they're pretty cool.

>>34816851
Completely well adjusted young lady, and so considerate, I've had women offer sex before but never "rape me if you need to" 11/10 would date.

>>34810216
Why do you use anime and gacha game pics if you don't like anime or games?

>>34816919
we used to play project sekai in like middle school because our friends liked it and we found kanade relatable. you could say this about literally any image that isn't a picture of a hardwood floor or something (and even that would be read into), do you want us to use a pic of a black screen or something?

>>34816851
of course if you reword our actual statements it's going to make us look bad. for example "you can rape us" (implication: "yeah go ahead") vs "if you really need to you can rape us" (implication: "we dont WANT to be raped but if you HAVE to just drug us and dont get us pregnant") are very different statements

>but if you HAVE to
kek

>>34821456
yeah try raping someone who says the exact thing we did in the screenshot and see how your defense of “WELL TEEECHNICALLY THEY CONSENTED!!!!” holds up in court LMFAOO

>>34821520
Just make sure they're not breathing by the end of the rape, that usually gives you time to fly to Russia

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we totally lost the plot guys let’s talk about something else

Did this retarded whore send nudes to anyone yet? That's the only reason to look at this thread.

>>34821550
no and we won’t be LOL

Darn, I was curious about the Second Soviet-Finnish War, but the username isn't available... Ah well.

>>34810245
Neither, really. You sound like a major pain in the ass, with all the downsides of being in a relationship with a woman (and more), but no upsides at all. What you're describing is a therapist, not a friend and certainly not a boyfriend. Stop being cheap and go visit one.