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Mmmmmmm
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>PAYGOOLA
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>>153603140
brutal hairline
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svitolina waa quite nice in her speech tbf
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lel
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>>153603845
who the fugg that

also hate the interview fing they have postmatch

like why dont they just let them do the normal speech instead of askong dumb faggotarabian questions
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yikes at this rate the atp might as well just give alcaraz a few hundred million and a big trophy and force him to retire
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>>153603845
>/tennis/ posts take precedent
based
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>>153604098
had to comment about match of the day (jules vs julia)
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>>153604165
lol it is ripe for an AI edit cut of a phone screen with whatever is wanted on that screen. Naturally I have saved (stole) the webm for "research purposes". Even a photo edit frames (so 10k hours in Paint) included in the video would suffice.
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>iva vs hon aus open 2026
i have zero memory of this match taking place...
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>>153604268
it was an perfunctory thrashing but it was on the big fancy court which iva had not as yet played on before
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>>153604321
i remember volynets and yulia and sabs... but not hon... did i watch it? i've got it ticked off and written down elsewhere... bobbling
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and poolini....
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>>153604449
wts diss
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yeh remember pussila hung vs iva
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like a year ago i mentioned a horse named "come on emma" coming in 1st place... she's never come 1st since, just came 2nd a few mins ago.
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>>153603140
10/10 ass on a mid body and face
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>>153605514
me as the hoodie keeping iva warm and safe
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>>153605514
Me as all the buttons that Iva is pushing
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pushing iva's button? ;o
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>>153603785
More than you will ever know Eva
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>page 6
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>>153608441
thank you for protecting jana
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>>153608441
Juleswinsinaltenkirchen on soon
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>>153608459
>me as the sunscreen protecting jana

>>153608479
three tournaments in a row would be quite a feat (even tho it's itf w75)
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>>153603785
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>>153603785
vapidization
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kween
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>>153608930
What do you mean?
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jules pls....
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>>153610723
>backpack rides up her skirt
just like in my japanese cartoons
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Jules :(
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good tourney noma and jules in slam range again
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>>153611625
>62 61 to a literally who ogre
she's a disgrace
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>>153613269
noma is hot, tery-approved and even got a hug from jules
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>>153603785
corrrr
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>page 9
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Vandewinkel :)
>>153613269
stusek tuckered her out
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>>153621831
Sad.
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>>153625200
she's so hot bros
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>>153621831
Everybody is hailing the new queen of /sp/
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>>153625998
dont get why diss vapid cunt getting attention
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>>153625998
Forgotten within two weeks of olympics conclusion as is standard.
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>>153625998
based
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diss winter olympics fing makes you realize bout 90% of /epl/ is normie redditors
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>>153626134
>20 years old
>Has won everything in her sports
>Enjoys figure skating
>Second most Olympic gold medals as a singles skaters, tied with Katarina Witt, only Sonja Henie has more (3)
>Not an attention whore like Eva Lys or Raducanu
>Could become the GOAT of her sport in 4 years
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>>153626472
what the fuck are you talking about

do you realize how many sports there are

wiv people like diss that no wun gives a shit about?

not the reason
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>>153626472
and 20? yeh all figure skaters are young as shit. shes getting olx for a figure skater

and yes she is an attention whore

look at the hair

look at the dumb zoomer posing

dumb linda piercings


vapid shit
for redditor
normoids
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>>153626544
Well, she did all these things in the most popular singles wintersport. She already has more followers than any active female tennis player. She's a phenomenon
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>>153626472
>Could become the GOAT of her sport
State of this /fs/ cazzie
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>>153625998
>>153626472
>>153626769
nigga this is /tennis/ the board is already full of threads about this fucking nonentity so why the FUCK do you feel the need to post in here about her? nobody fucking cares
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>>153627189
If she wins in 4 years another gold, who would be better? Yuna and Witt are the only options
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>>153626472
>sports
>dancing on ice
the absolute state of /sp/
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'feeva :)
liutova x)
Elina down a set not looking good
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>>153629714
Wait my flashscore was behind. Elina now even steven at a set a piece.
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>>153626769
holy fucking reddit you moron

get out
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>>153626461
What's it like seeing the world at the level of a 3rd grader
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>>153629866
Wrong post hang on that was meant for this
>>153626134
>>153626472
You're pathethic
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i do not care about the meme olympics
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>>153629826
Great argument faggot
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wonder if they'll cancel merida and acapulco now
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>>153632934
Doubtful, the tournaments shouldn't be affected by the unrests
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Jess is still going to play that 250 in Austin, lol
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>>153632934
what happen
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>>153633621
big cartel leader got unalived, mexicunts are chimping out as they're prone to do
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triple ponytail won a j200
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elina :( pretty grim losing to the lesser varvara
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Lads! She's back. Vulturing in Monastir as warm up to start.
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>>153634115
Dani :)
hadn't noticed that to be honest
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>>153634014
nah. not unless there's widespread riots and/or airport disruption.
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>>153635823
Players would pull out of playing unless there was a pretty good security around the whole area. Would smaller tournaments be able to provide that, so it would be down to the authorities to spend the time, effort and money in making sure that would happen.
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>>153636357
Well no announcement yet and main draw is set to start tomorrow morning
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corr iva trying on that hat has me phwoaring
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>>153635142
what haopened to her
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>>153637183
phwoar

garn hefta visualate diss hatberg
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>>153637282
Aoi had an ongoing back injury she had been trying to play through last season. eventually said to hell with it and took time off to properly rehab.
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>>153637329
phwoar

not surprising you get back injury when you refuse to play tennis properly
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>>153637396
rude
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alena
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watching an aoi match i missed last year. this one is against teritova. the run time is short. aoi has just double faulted on break point in the first game. it's not looking good.
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if jana played aoi i wonder what she would do.
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>news
>jessica pegula positioned to become the richest athlete ever when her parents die
bit morbid dis
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aoi got the break right back. it's on.
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she got broken again. it's over.
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she broke back. it's back on. now i know this match is only an hour long so something is gonna happen here this cannot continue.
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explain her popularity? many other several people were excited about her return
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In the end, the atp thread has become a much better place for real tennis discussion vs. this pedo/simp pus infested pathetic creep gathering
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>>153638306
good for you
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she got broken again
>>153638275
she wins a lot more than you'd think ought be possible with her gimmick looking play style in the post-williams sisters power era of the women's game. in addition to this her personality and body language are the opposite of what you'd expect from a former top 100 tennis pro. this combination is endearing.
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Eva Lys is the Alysa Liu of tennis, only without the talent.
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>>153638342
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aoi got bageled by tery .-.
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>>153638418
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>>153638342
>>153638418
>>153638476
aoi beat eva last year. and the year before.
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>>153638476
me on the left
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/atp/ barging in, need your PROFESSIONAL opinion on whether it'd be worth going to the Billie Jean King Cup in April.
Had no idea they're hosting it in Melb for AUS vs UK
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>>153638555
Yes
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>>153638562
What's in it for me, the spectator who pays dollaridoos to watch these athletes play for my amusement?
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>>153638342
And without the gold medals and without the millions of fans
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Eva has billions of fans.
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he's gonna be so fuggin smug if this is emma
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raducanus now follows iva on ig
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>>153639034
based
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>>153638946
I just flushed a couple of thousand down the toilet desu
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>>153639304
>couple of thousand
might wanna have that checked out chief
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>>153638967
That definitely looks like it could be her. Of course it's not a totally natural photo and they've probably airbrushed the arms and legs or whatever else these fuckers do.
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>>153639557
>>153639570
Iva is cute
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>>153639557
me as iva's handbag
>>153639570
me as iva's lanyard
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sneed iva to ride me while wearing a cowgirl hat
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Emlingz is with Uniqlo now
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>>153639649
no shit??? only been hearing about that for 3 months
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>>153639691
Emma sucks
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>>153639702
me as the person she sucks
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>>153638275
baby Su-wei
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>>153639649
I like that colour.
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>>153638306
so fuck off back there then you fat cunt
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>>153639557
>>153639570
:3
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>>153639557
hope she's wearing her boots from last year
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>>153638967
Why the fuck do they keep giving her money
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>>153639918
She's a struggling tennis player pls understand.
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>>153640201
oops someone just posted it
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>>153638967
how desperate do the nipponesian japs hafta be to give emma money and make a big deal out of it

shes a failure
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>>153639570
propa uggo on the right
>>153639576
rankantaicous
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>>153639634
corr wtf is diss
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>>153640800
vapid whores
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>>153637354
Man, asian female tennis player's lower bodies are just not feminine or sexy at all. Same with bow-legged Raducanu, sad.
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>>153638967
>>153639649
When will any remaining fans she has realize she only cares about farming sponsors?
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>>153641249
Hopefully soon
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>>153641249
I think the fandom is dying down, especially with the arrival of qinwen and eala, plus he face is morphing into michael jackson
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/tennis/ on suicide watch.
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>>153641840
Guess you could say I "selekhted" not to watch this match
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>>153641840
i can't see the ball again
it's somehow even worse than that dubai court :/
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correction: it's barely visible in fullscreen, so dubai is still the worst
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>>153642104
Yeah :( I don't get why the people in charge are so useless
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>>153641624
He looks gay, it's fine
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CAM ON OKSANA
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Oksana :)

parks goes to hairdresser. hairdresser what you want hun. parks says you know that dog show poodle look? hair dresser says say no more.
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Oksana :)
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>>153642132
>I don't get why the people in charge are so useless
as much as i griped about the dubai center court problem, it's nothing in comparison to some other sports. one other sport in particular: sport climbing. events run by the major international governing body have most of the production hired out to whoever the fuck in the host city has cameras and guys to hold them. as far as i can tell, there is no lead director who makes sure there is continuity with shot angles and live shot selection between events. some of the guys you get seem to have no background in sports and attempt to shoot it like an action movie complete with shaky cam and quick cuts. it's common to see criticism in youtube comments (the primary broadcast is through youtube channel) from viewers pleading them to just put a static full body shot of the climber most of the time and stop all these dutch angle motion blur macro zoom in on hands and feet that show nothing. these demands fall on deaf ears. it's why i no longer watch sport climbing.
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you know how at some tennis majors they really like to cut to shots of the crowd/coaches between points? sometimes climbing is like that but they do the equivalent of cutting to the crowd while the point is being played. like a tv talent show.
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bart always looks to me like she's about to fall over but she never does
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Sup lads
niggajigs
u aight??
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>>153643118
i shoulodnta left u without a dope rhyme to step u..thought i had to cool off after the jpeg win and the lsd trip and gangstalking but now lets reunite, lets be friends again all is well in the world, we are /one people/, one flag, the HUMAN FLAG
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Merida is live. local troubles no issue for this one. Dayana has chosen a variant of The Outfit. This match has upset potential. Stakusic is way underranked outside the top 100 for now.
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>>153643125
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>>153643334
based hello america
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>>153643334
genki sudo. i forgot all about this picture. it's been... isn't that near 20 years ago now? i feel so old. i used to love japanese mma when steroids etc were defacto allowed and it was a complete circus.
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YES CAM ON MARINA GOOD GET
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bart :)
katie :(
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based stakusic dabbing on the ukie whore
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marina :) that was exactly the workmanlike like dismantling i was expecting and won me a princely sum of 5 dollars

THE ANDORRAN is heavy underdog to puts but i don't wanna touch that even with pocket change
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the power resides in the eyebrows
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>>153644399
>THE ANDORRAN is heavy underdog to puts but i don't wanna touch that even with pocket change
yeah I looked at that but I know that Poots has her on a good day so I swerved it
did stick a three match acca on but fucking Bondar already screwed it (who loses to Kamilla ffs) and I reckon I'll give the ol' gambling a miss this week and keep my powder dry for Indian Smells, these 250s and 500s are always a lottery
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Sup dags
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prodigiously sized vehicle
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>>153645180
Program:
Men’s Singles Match (ATP) – De Minaur vs. Musseti
Celebrity + Pro Doubles Match – Zverev/Celebrity vs. Rybakina/Celebrity
Celebrity + Pro Doubles Match – Zverev/Celebrity vs. Osaka/Celebrity
Women’s Singles Match (WTA Tour) – Mboko vs. Jovic

So iva has to play a semi-serious match while the others get to bonk the ball around with b-listers
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>>153645197
Woke up to pee and take off my sweater. My metabolism is stupid high right now
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if it's for the usta why is there like only 1 american player
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>>153644690
Sexo
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>>153645446
booo, i thought it'll be like iva / vs wednesday cast doubles
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>>153645713
Ugly
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yeah two sets in here and i still don't know whose going to win this puts/andorran thing
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>>153645664
kek Iva vs Snood, I'd be booking a flight right now
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>>153645180
yuck
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fruity linda back in an LL spot. playing townsend now.
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iva vs agnes*
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CAM ON LINDA
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akshually if i'm fantasy matching, jana vs holly
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>>153646054
agnes would be a very tricky opponent, you'd never be sure where to hit
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>>153645794
remember, don't rue the missed opportunity because you know she'd have lost if you had money on it lol
(and she'd definitely have lost if I'd had money on it)
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>>153646052
Varvara withdrew? :(
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>>153646680
looks like it
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volynets no longer with adidas?
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boulter finally won. arango vs spud next.
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on court
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townsend is not too bad looking for an obese person
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>>153647729
don't know how much it matters if emma can't win matches
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>>153647729
Emma is a flop
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>>153647772
It's the only thing that matters to her, her "career" is 95% commercial 5% professional
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>>153647729
>do nothing
>win
Is Emma the reincarnation of Sun Tzu?
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>>153647845
sure but in tennis it is important to maintain a ranking high enough for the player to access main draw entry of the biggest tournaments. without that the sponsor gets far less exposure for their investment. may as well quit and become some kind of media person/commentator at that point.
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that was a very labored grunt from potato for a soft backhand slice
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>>153647903
She's a woman and "POC", the UK media will continue giving her unwarranted exposure no matter how she performs. That's how it's been for the past 5 years
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good ol' wta. close fought battle to reach tiebreak. emi then sweeps it 7-0 to take the set like it's no problem.
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commentator man is being uncharacteristically critical of potato all of a sudden
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b-but nike really made her boobs pop
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emi :)
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phwoar would softly kiss selekthemeva on the mouf while gently bringing her to orgasm by lubricated manual stimulation
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blimey townsend you lardass go on a diet
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me on the left signing emma for the sole purpose of getting to stand next to her
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>>153648542
emma looks nice here

shame shes utter shit 99% time
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>>153648542
me on the left
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fuck

who is iva playing

forgot

just remember a notable name but somewun shid
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>>153648542
me on the right
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blinkova

phwoar

krueger vs mcnally tmorro

would lick kreugers legs
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cool new ivas if you know where to look
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me as the girls in the background wondering what all these gay men are doing
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corr gud kittington diss wun
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>volynets lose to barfunkl

utter shidd
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>>153648590
>would lick kreugers legs
would run short of saliva before the top. that's a two camp ascent.
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summat weirdly attractive bout bartunkov
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bart has strong tomboy energy
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ever since dat weird ostrava vid been havin' intermittent thoughts wondrin' if arango and volynets kissed and lezzed off

fink would like to see dat
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don't like volynets not wearing adidas
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little tart
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not a background noise match dis 1 heh
fink might hafta pause n give dis the ol download. for archival purposes.
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would still make love to volynets arse like a gentleman
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>>153648818
yeh dont fink would touch diss rabid whore

not for me
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>>153648818
>>153648831
vendy likes this skirt. have yet to see vendy wear it outdoors on a windy day.
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corr now yastremskas mum would look good in it
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garn make whatever yeah whatevers in a wembing mood
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>>153649083
bitch need a face transplant s.m.h
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>>153649090
yeah yeah yeah maybe maybe hopefully there'll be some back shots i like dat sports bra from behind
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kek found dis on da interweb
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happy birthday aunt pegula
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it was pretty funny i'm very humorous
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>>153649713
idk i'll have to wait and see it in action. i liked nike on her.
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shame we didn't get to see emma in the green one
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making myself a timber bat yo
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nah nah nah wouldn't desecrate timber like that
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For me, it's Zeynep Sonmez
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>>153649815
Sniffa
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>>153649815
she's hot
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>>153649844
she's the future of womens tennis and Turkey itself
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heh giving her turkey a delight
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>>153638476
Eva has that Ghislaine Maxwell phenotype.
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>>153647729
took nike long enough to drop her. they've dropped other players for way better "bad" results
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>>153639649
are emma moving markets
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>>153647729
Nike don't want to be associated with flops. The utter humiliation at Cluj was the final nail in the coffin for their partnership. They have a brand to protect - it's nothing personal Emma, Uniqlo are really prestigious too! LOL
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>>153649937
heh
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>>153649956
uniqlo went from djokovic and fed to this
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>>153649723
kek only because it was tighter on her booba
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>>153647729
<3
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>>153649980
and that's a reasonable reason
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>>153647729
she looks good though
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>>153649997
Little Japanese fella.
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>>153650017
>qrd on the roland garos quallies??
they're still scheduled for the middle of May, I don't anticipate any immediate changes
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>>153649815
She's great. She's like Vendula, but with cinnamon instead of powdered sugar.
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>>153649977
Only brown and disabled people, perfect fit for Emma, because she's both
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happy birthday jess
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>>153651033
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>>153651033
heh
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>>153650022
phwoar good post diss
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>>153650539
how old she here

looks young
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>>153651186
30
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Emma's true talent is modeling for advertisements
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last night and this morning has been an experience. i had to fast and stop drinking water for 12 hours in preparation for this morning's medical hackery. arrive at the radioactive witchdoctor clinic, put clothes in the basket, put on these scrubs. stand on this thing. chug this shot of foaming sewage and this cup of barium which was supposed to be flavored but tasted like chalk. then the thing tilted backwards. then the (cute) nurse had me turn left and right and do an barrel roll and explicitly said not to burp even though the foam stuff had now filled my stomach with co2. All this because it's a required test that wasn't expected to find anything before i go for the test that i actually new (CT scan).

So that's sorted. Time to watch Iva roflstomp blinkova (probably).
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Cam on Iva
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>>153651282
You dying nibba?
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CAM ON IVA
RIGHT HERE
RIGHT NOW
LET'S GO
CAM ON
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>>153651382
don't think so but might need surgery we'll see
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>>153651396
All the best Canuckbro
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>>153651282
>>153651396
Hope all goes well anon.
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it looks nice there. i should move to texas or arizone or something. have had it with leaf cold and the leaf experience in general.
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They've got grandads as ball boys lol.
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ball literally invisible, fucking Texans
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JPeg has withdrawn btw
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>>153651561
I KNEW IT
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>>153651561
just give Iva the points now and let her chill for a week
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>>153651396
fingers crossed you won't need it
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>>153651282
What a sad life you and everyone that posts here live, I would rather be dead.
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>>153650982
perfect
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>>153651642
coincidence, I'd rather you were dead too :)
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>>153649815
No wonder turkish airlines dropped her, she's out there dressed like a.slut
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>>153651642
it'll happen to (you) too
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>>153651677
she's wearing professional tennis attire and she's a virgin.
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>>153649956
Kekius maximus
What is she going to wear for shoes? Fubu?
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I'm not even enjoying watching Iva because I can't see the fucking ball
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Anyway
Iva :)
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IVA
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Iva :)
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Iva :)
Blinky is just like a chew toy for competent players
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>>153652301
*bonks you on the head*
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iva :)
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iva :)
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>>153652308
*whimpers*
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>>153652346
<3
Just a bit annoyed but 2 years ago Lena probably wasn't a competent player
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*pits, not puts
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>>153652352
>Ivas pits
>nothing special
But they are
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jana shadowdropped another pic
very lovely socks and gf
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>>153652360
it was peak AIDS-era iirc, also two years ago blinky was better too and that TB was mental
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We'll remember the good old days when it was only Venus, but Serena is going to come back too
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>>153652601
>Serena is going to come back too
but she's all deflated now. it would be a joke.
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speaking of jokes, venus is on and up 2-0 against the tomaljanohawk. they are playing for a chance to lose to iva next round. i don't know if i really care to see iva play venus.
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I really really hate fashion ads, especially Harper’s Bazaar, they're just for fags
Karolina looks so much better in real life
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Why do people post mirror-flipped pics and vids? People need to learn to turn that setting off.
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>>153651642
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phwoar

GOONING

to k.juvan (genuinely forgot her first name cba to interrupt diss post to google)

her skirt absolutely EXUDES dat sexstank

propa phwoarin' ain't i
VERY sexual body

and underrated face

>>153651282
corr good post

good kittingtonshire

couldnt be arsed to watch iva desu
she so good now that like her vs blinkova fundamentally unintrestin and you know she garn win anyway

me?
inspecting juvan sex
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>>153652808
weird she auddenly get diss shoot for winning tinpot 1000

why?

weird innit
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>>153652601
datdogg has seen fings

look at uts fuggin face kek

>>153651677
serious.

isnt she turkeys best player? how she garn get dropped lmao

mindbogglin
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>>153649977
it looks like they only sponsor retired players and disabled people
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>>153651711
corr good birbingtonshires
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>>153652970
>she so good now that like her vs blinkova fundamentally unintrestin and you know she garn win anyway
it was. the match was about whether iva wanted to blow it a little bit or a lot and whether that was going to last more than a few botched points. she had some difficulty with the wind. that was about the form and shape of it. blinkova fought real hard but it wasn't near enough to get a third set.
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>>153649977
hafta be admittuated

emma looks relly good here
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>>153652601
do the olympics have some kind of minimum activity requirement? because the whole point of this stunt has to be to play doubles in la for one last time
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corr

finkin juvan may be alexandrova successor to best body on tour

would absolutely lick her leg-vaginoid complex to defenestration
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>>153649815
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mental there wasnt a sign saying wta 250 would just look like a.casual match at my.local.tennis court
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lol america literally only cpuntry you see 70year old ball people

so fucking cringe
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>>153653451
i get why they do that. it's not like there is a shortage of kids willing to sign on. like they deliberately choose old people.
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>>153652949
She was definitely a rabbit in her previous life.
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>>153652970
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You may only choose one
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>>153653508
>i get why
do not get why
>>153653686
see the thing about that trophy is the top part is not straight. it's canted off to the side like a cheap piece of chinese kitchen garbage. and the chain is stupid.
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>>153653608
very round and shapely
sniffa
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bro looks like a digimon character
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vekic vs bucsa both have rare sponsors, didn't even know bucsa's brand
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iva :)
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Only 1.5 hours until Princess Zeynep
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Ash :) i didn't watch this but it seems ash played good? it's been months. she didn't drop her serve once outside of the tiebreak. tiebreak comeback from 2-5 down as well. looking at the stats i can barely believe ash was responsible for these numbers. will watch this evening.
Petra :(
Camilla :)
Laura Samson :)
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The Classic: variation C
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>>153652395
socks
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ACHTUNG!

kittington survey:

whomst wouldst you rather most inundate the penal penetration:

Heather Watson

C. Busca
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yjk bucsa is proper filthy
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>>153653952
shes a cutey

>>153653686
depends what purpose

maybe

marry zeynap
sex eala

iva?

not sure
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>>153653608
also saw her in interview

very nice, fun personality and speaks english very well
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>>153653608
VERY

high lickability
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corr the vid of iva in a hoodie and bathrobe has me phwoaring
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ive said before

i like vekic new.look
much mire attractove thsn what shr was wearing and presenting herself like a while.back before now
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>>153655714
corr ya garn hefta initiate the linkberg imma hairfta be finkin'
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fink garn hafta make a wemb of that for personal use
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its weird

imo bucsa looks slav like eastern euro

but when she open mpuf she has very thicc spanish accent kek
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Vekic is a shadow of herself, she has no energy and played horribly once again.
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>>153655826
like, bucsa won only because vekic was trying even harder to lose
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finkin i need to wear iva's used bathrobe
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as napoleon may or may not have said "don't wash, will arrive in three days"
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>>153655996
she sweats a lot, sure, nobody is denying that. But it smells sweet like nettle honey and doesn't taste half bad either.
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>>153655666
Busca, it's not even a contest
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brace a ugly
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rebecky blew many match points
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rebecka blew it we're going a 3rd
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The Classic: variation A is having multiple match points then losing.
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mto for franny already
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after all that hype of sonmez is no one watching her
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>>153656355
ffs
not that bothered though, I got the 'feeva right now
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>>153656445
I'm at work but it seems zeynep has it under control
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could do with holding serve though
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kek stearns be like 'hey franimal do you want a free break?
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love the pavilion/clubhouse at Austin - looks super-comfy, like a bigger version of the Rancho Santa Fe ITF tournament or something
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>>153656445
I am. Most people are watching the mens, as always when there is a bigger tournament on at the same time. Everybody loves Zeynep.
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Sonmez singing!
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zeynep :)
CAM ON 'FEEVA
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fat zarazua looks like a train wreck
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'feeva's so hot it's unreal, wish she could just improve a little so we'd get to see more of her
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Masha :(
fucking hate Frech too, such a cowardly style of play
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umpire had to open something for fran coz her hands couldn't
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>>153657280
shame it wasn't stearns's jugular
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>>153657330
Wow I'm in a foul mood tonight, surprised myself with that one. Might be time for bed I think.
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FUUUUCK

was garn put timofeeva on but COMPLETELY

forgot
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>>153657347
phwoarr some of my best posts have been from tiredposting
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very small chance diss may have been pretenaturated by the 'logs

will hairfta inspect diss wun sharpish
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corr just have to post bathrobe iva
i make da rules
it will be small image
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p-p-pusilla hung

kek accidentally told /cum/ that "corr stoiana vs zakharova battle of the bagheads"
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>>153657446
w-w-why has she got no underwear on
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>>153657491
we just got out of the shower
duh
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you know what tauson looks kinda fuggable when standing in a pose where cant see her chin recession and her makeup done up and she does a posey face

kafkaesque
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franimal lost
lulu sun vs dolehide next
anyone remember lulu sun? dont fink so
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phwoar alexandrova new interview fing on sky

hairfta goon to diss later

phwoar
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okay

not total disaster

the logs seem to have recovered precisely 20-30 minds of feeva

would be even less disaster if she won and can watch her again

BUT

i am 200% sure she would have lost correct?


propa bogglement ensues
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>>153657526
I remember plate-face, more's the pity
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corr would absolutely erascerbate the 'feeva assholr and make frech watch
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>>153657544
>i am 200% sure she would have lost correct?
sadly yes, looked great whilst doing it though
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nah wouod defo also

eruomblacate the lulusun asshole

ah yes feeva match on wun of em dogshids courts eiv shidd cameras and shes on far end

perfect
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were folks really expecting venus to win? bobbles
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somehow, lulu suns head has gotten bigger and more circular
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Jess is a hard worker unlike Emlingz
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>>153657526
LULU is the most dangerous waifu killer. Beware.
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>>153657667
i dont fink so lad
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peyton stearns has dem nornan reedus vibes

more like way he talks
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no one liked my 11 new yastremsa wembs but thats okay i had a cheeky fap last night
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>>153657701
the list of players i like whomst LULU has knocked out of early rounds is shocking in length and depth. this is with the key waifu killer component that she sucks on general average and recedes in to obscurity for months at a time between these upsets. sabalenka, for example, would be king waifu killer if not for the fact that she is actually good and continues to win after beating the girl you like.
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>>153657854
it's dolehide
no one cares about dolehide
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corr would knock the poos out of lulus arse iykwim
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would defo grapple lulus breasts lie el capetan
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>>153657927
i wasn't making reference to this evenings match specifically. dolehide is not in the 'girl i like' category although she seems like a nice lady
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>>153658150
>>153658256
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bianca has gone from wearing almost nothing to being completely covered head to toe
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hmnmn read a theory that boisson isn't injured she's under investigation for doping. hope she's just injured.
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me on the right
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kek cheeky bugga me
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*cries the whole match*
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corr iva stretching at the net
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hon had 2 mtos including an off court and still won
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i am phwoaring at this wemb
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>>153658471
it's the penickovas who are dodging wada. steroids, hgh, smoking weed under the stands, underage drinking. they're trouble.
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>>153658916
the thought has crossed my mind but i'm not ready to open that can of worms
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can't see the ball doe
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girls i like womst LULU has beat. *has at least one win against but may have also lost to:

rakotomanga rajanoonahnoana
iva jovic
alex eala
camilla osorio
ruzic
cirstea
daria kasatkina
varvara gracheva
linda noskova
becky srams
drova
erika andreeva
are emma
maya joint
talia gibson
mika
paula badosa
zeynep
katie boulter
alina korneeva
kayla cross
katie volynets
elina avanesyan
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now im garn hafta pause iva for moment and think of mika
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(i accidentally fell asleep instead)
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anyone gonna watch oinker with me later
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gonna watch how ash apparently cobbled together a decently played match
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>>153659259
i would as she's playing polly kuders but it's at 3am
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>>153658471
Heard a similar theory for Draper and pretty much every time someone is hurt.
She had 3 different injuries: arm, knee, thigh.
She won't play indian wells and miami, because in order to get protected ranking, needs to get to march 29 without playing.
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>>153659276
i only point her out coz, well, she is preeeetty muscular
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ash is 21? why did i think she's like 30
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this ash match is perfectly adequate. like she came to epiphany that she had become garbage and made concerted effort to stop being. this match is ship shape, buttoned down, squared away. good hustle. good spirit. minimal screwing around.
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>>153658544
corr sometimes

you just need tae

make live tae an arse
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>>153659014
corr good list diss
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>>153659369
bro looks like a young gary oldnan
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jana
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is the 125 live thingy not working for anyone else
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ah clay
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i can see the ball
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thought oliynykova was supposed to be the bees knees on clay
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ah the sweeping of the clay
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slowest sweepers ever and missed half of it
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i like her dress
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physio for polly
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2nd set dronefu
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Pennis
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cheeky dropshot by dronefu
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polly is a disgrace
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8am might be doable. shall set my 5 alarms and see what happens.
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Turns out to farm wins against higher-ranked non-top 10 players you just need to spam moonballs
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Nvm it was polina
Figures
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>>153660926
A face only a mother can love
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iva has like a dozen of mothers just in this here thread alone
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>>153661074
Who's this being sick?
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>>153659369
He did the right thing.
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>>153660921
rank
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>>153661346
phwoar

MOUNT AND HUMP
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Cam on Oksana
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oksana :)
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Oksana :)
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im actually kinda pissed

long story short basically wanted to wstch oksana but didnt because prioritise draper combined wiv fact also keep forgetting to put the tennis on

and like fink drapers just gna lose diss and its like not worth the trade off

mindbogglin

shoulda watched oksana

will defo not miss next time but maybe she get battered next time woulda been nice to see a gpod win

holy shidd fuggin depresin
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>>153662801
phwoar

good kittingtonshire diss wun

>>153663824
only consolation is how shidd in terns of camra set up majoritily of these courts are

like even if i watch doubles guaranteed like even worse visjbility than this possobly
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>>153664215
kek whata mental is that what im gettin' from diss is she has an inferior ass to igor
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i could've slept in a little longer it seems
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iva on court
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just me then
*cuddles iva*
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>>153665435
>it's just doubles
....scared me for a sec
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fanny :(
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minge & fanny need to play doubles for the sole purpose of making me giggle
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dizzy jana
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>>153665951
very nice filename!
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>>153666004
you'd think she would be able to afford a dietician
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>>153666049
silly jana!! it's gonna take me hours to wash the clay out of her leggings
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magda should give the youngster lessons about perfect length skirt, it's only natural to pass on your experience to the younger generation
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>>153666181
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>>153666459
Her and bejlek and iva2 all favor this vestigial suggestion of a skirt that hits above the crotch
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>cameraman zooming slightly out to show off iva's panties
lewd
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new thread can probably wait a while since its dead here
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why so dead?
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>>153666946
i can only assume everyone is saving themselves for iw/miami
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iwa :(
kisses
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I didn't see the match. Is stoiana to blame? I will blame stoiana.
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arango then boulter/osorio or penus/stearns doubles if you're into that
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>>153665779
who is fanny
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>>153667022
uh this is the only image i have of her
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>>153666004
holy grim
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phwoar would 100% prematurely blow my load if magda linette forcibly raped me
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>>153667028
phwoar sigmund as well

what a pair

fanny and sigmund

totally seee it

go togwther

mental
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>>153666992
tv tells me arango has dpubles and aingles match on same time
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>>153666946
>>153666950
A lot of nothing matches in these two tournaments. I'll admit I forgot Iva's dubs earlier but it's not like I'll be staying up to watch Yuan V Galfi lol
Might watch Emi before bed, Bucsa v Stakusic will be too late for me, it's all a bit meh really until Iva tomorrow
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spose i'll bake now
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>>153667254
*waits excitedly*
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>>153667279
>>153667279
>>153667279
>>153667279
>>153667279
>>153667279
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ah for fuck sake i did it again
brb gonna kms again

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