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Elbows up! edition
Canada 51st State - Official
It was a pleasure shitposting with you all this Olympics, I don't want to say goodbye, so I'll just say 'til next time.
Final bread, post some cool webms and enjoy the closing ceremony!
Closing ceremony 2:30 PM (EST) / 20:30 (CET)
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We run this board
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>>153621028
how about no :)
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I reinstalled the espn app on my phone after having it off for a few months and I have no fucking option to opt out of stupid fucking olympics notifications so I had to resort to just shutting off notifications in total and now I'll have to keep an eye out for the news I actually want to see on my own so basically what I'm saying here is gas the kikes race war now
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hymmmmmmm.............................no!
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>Narrative winners of these Olympics
GB
Brazil
Australia
Italy
>Narrative losers
Canada
Finland
China
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RIP Johnny
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>Why did you list the same country twice there?
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Thanks Eve.
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https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/paralympic-games/allia nz-sport-explainers
Did you know there's only 6 sports at the winter Paralympics?
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>wheelchair curling
I pictured some goons in wheelchair pushing a human nugget along the ice and there’s just four or five other human nuggets laying scattered about the ice and snorted so hard I farted
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and of course it's running every day
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they have a team-mate hold them down
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These niggas cannot handle banter
https://old.reddit.com/r/canada/comments/1rbpbrm/2026_olympic_games_he artbreak_for_canada_after_us/
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>198-ACK
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not necessarily hand
probably different levels of competition depending on the level of disability, like in the summer olympics
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hockey gods did not like this dive
that's why they lost the final
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>Jannies purged the /fs/ thread
>a million alyssa liu threads left up
PDF files in shambles lmao
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For our silver we lost by 0.5 seconds
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I believe in Finland.
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on a date
wish me luck
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ask her to show you how she warms up for a race heh
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>"Kristy Coventry is the Zimbabwean President of the IOC"
>Zimbabwean
huh
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>Winter Olympics over
What do I do now? Actually work?
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The Netherlands
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I'd like to see a plot twist and someone else get it for the surprise
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there's a vision impaired category
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O4Ht1C9PoA
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>takes out the HDMI cable
>hfw
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>alysa just
WHO TEH FUCK CARES ABOUT THE RACCOON
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>gay pop music
fag spectacle. i mute, its bearable that way.
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>blatantly commit penalty multiple times in curling, knowing that you will get away with it
>even your womens' team does it and gets away with it
>run a massive campaign convincing everyone that it's okay
>win gold, no one respects it or considers it a legitimate win
>lose every other gold you actually care about
lol
lmao even
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Anons, the WBC is next month. PLEASE watch our sport
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Reminder, if you liked curling these games, there's a huge all-star tournament in April. Mark your calendars!
rockleague.com
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Based Gabry Ponte playing Blue.
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>gruh zee
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Alright guys now the Olympics is over gonna try to dump webms from A-Z.
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I truly love all your guys and am so happy to have shared yet another wonderful games with you!
I'm counting on you all to be here for the World Cup, 2028, and 2030! And maybe here for the in-between times, too!
I'd hug each and every one of you! Thank you for sharing the miracle of life with me!
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>ADSD
they got an autism for everything nowadays, it wasnt like that in my days
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Whelp, see you in two years espee frens
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Be right back in 10 mins or so to finish!
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See you in LA, I guess.
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Huh. Is that it for the stream and broadcasts? I was expecting something on the scale of the opening ceremony or at least the Paris 2024 closing ceremony where you kinda get to see athletes celebrate and party for a bit one last time
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*WEEKS!
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And that's it, thanks again guys! Time to go back to lurking /pol/, /v/. I'll try to come back for some other sporting events, 100% gonna be back for World Cup and in 2 years for 2028 Summer. Take care, Spring is almost here, warm weather, Easter, good times! 2026 Year of the Horse - make some big movements, changes in your lives!
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>it's actually over now
oh shit i forgot, my life sucks
what am i supposed to do now
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https://x.com/miurariku1217/status/2025716287893320149
GET MARRIED ALREADY
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>even stefania wanted us to win
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Everyone ITT
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What do I do now?
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many are asking this
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>>153635611
Take the joy of these games with you. Do what you love being good at. And be sure to come back for every sporting event (many this year alone!) to share your progress with us! We want to here.
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I wish I had no idea what you're talking about
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>tfw they've been on record saying they didn't always match perfectly
>there were times where they weren't speaking to each other
>the built up trust through all the trials and adjustments and reconciliations prepared them for this
Relationship goals
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Post-Olympics blues is a real phenomenon and we all know why. People don't want to admit it, but the idea of the whole world getting along without all the baggage and bullshit of the past clearly has its appeal. We keep doing this shit every 4 years just for that sense of escapism and false civility, even if it only lasts 2 weeks at a time.
For 2 weeks, we can all be friends and shitpost and have a great time.
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Why does Australia try to do snow sports? You're warm. Do indoor ice sports.
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stanley cup playoffs are much better
a lot more spirited rough play/fights
they have to be on good behavior at the olympics and the games are much worse for it
hilarious how ppl get suckered into the cunt vs cunt crap every time
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Walk on with the athletes too, medal ceremonies for the 50km XC ski. The always exciting IOC member speeches and handful of anthems were played too. Also the flag being handed over, and some more dance.
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>Who were the especially pretty female athletes?
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Exclusively the American girls, don't bother with anyone else
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Yeah and what about it? You'd still bark like a dog if she told you to
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Youre a pajeet province.
Your owners are browner.
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Beatrice Lamarche is I think criminally underrated in this area.
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>https://youtu.be/6HRT1ItJSTk
yo where was this bish at? didnt see her at all this year. makes the raccoon look pathetic
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as someone who doesn't know anything about hockey, why don't they wear helmets that cover the rest of their face? Isn't there a solid rubber puck zipping around at like a million miles an hour? Are they retarded?
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ok so players are retarded, probably not a big surprise since that's the case for most contact sports, but surely someone in the broader organisation realises that it might be a good idea? Or an insurer or something...?
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i used to watch hockey in the late 90's-00's
college teams wore full cages, but they did more full on stick swinging to the head
partly because they're young, and my theory is that with a full cage it gives a false sense of protection and an angry player will be less likely to resist the urge to swing for a caged head
it happens in the pros, but it's just accepted, and lastly, cages would end fighting and nobody wants that...it's already declined enough as is..70's-80's-90's was peak fighting years
it's a tough sport...almost everyone has a broken nose, cuts and messed up teeth
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That town bicycle couldn't compete with the cute koreans in her sport, and she'd have not shot against slav girls.
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Well back to summer athletics and sports soon enough.
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From an Olympian's perspective, which athletes do you think are more sought out or in high demand at the village? Gymnasts or figure skaters?
Are they typically the most "desirable" (lack of a better word) athletes at their respective games, or are Olympians just like most people and prefer big bundas, boobas, and tall guys?
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I'm glad this thread is still up, I don't want the blues to fully set in just yet.
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Logical if cold advice. Unfortunately I'm a 30 year old alcoholic with no social life, so it's already over -- I imagine most /sp/artans (maybe NEETs) who obsess over the Olympics are the same.
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Anybody know what olympian this guy might be referring to? It happened long ago so there is probably not much information of them online?
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30 years old? You're not young but you're not old either. Go out somewhere fun and socialize. You might be surprised.
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Don't know what to do with myself these days
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lol me too, I keep coming back here out of habit. Gonna try to watch these individual sports more throughout the year and international competitions. Trying to move away from NFL, too commercial.
Found this post on reddit, really good summary of where/when to watch. Surprisingly lots of them free on YouTube.
https://www.reddit.com/r/olympics/comments/1h2drsh/how_to_watch_winter _olympic_sports_between/
Also check out the planets aligning tomorrow.
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RIP. I didn't even know he was sick
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Join us at Curling Worlds and the upcoming (black)rock league!
rockleague.com
worldcurling.org
and ofc /curl/ on here
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Anyone watching the paralympics?
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