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Reposting the remaining fixtures & KWABOTW standings

Sunday 22/02

5.15pm CET
Angers - LOSC
Nantes - Le Havre
Nice - Lorient

MAIN EVENT, 8.45 CET
RACING CLUB DE STRASBOURG ALSACE - OLYMPIQUE LYONNAIS

KWAB of the week standings:
1. OM (5x KWABs)
2. OL (4x KWABs)
2. PSG (4x KWABs)
3. Nice (3x KWABs)
4. Monaco (2x KWABs)
5. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)
5. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)
5. The City of Marseille/Prefecture des Bouches du Rhône (1x KWAB)
5. Strasbourg (1x KWAB)
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>the annihilators of Angers
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KWAB
>KWAB
KWAB
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Can't wait for the Olympics to end ffs
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>>153623749
C'est quoi le problème des ricains à spammer sur le Canada, pourquoi autant de malocul ? Ils cassent les couilles pêh les fils tiennent pas plus de 2 heures
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Who would've thought!
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Will Lyon's miracle run finally come to an end tonight?
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>Chelsea playing as if their life depended on it
Why are they like this?
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Is none of you faggots even watching a decent fixture?
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Wonder how RCSA haven't been carded yet
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>>153624051
y'a ça et le goonbait sur 2 ou 3 athlètes où leurs spam devient interminable
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ERA?
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As usual against OL teams start off giving everything they can, being physical and aggressive, and still don't score. If they cannot manage to land a goal soon they will regret it, that's the OL special this year.
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>>153626836
just tuned in
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>>153627326
Well now, this is gonna be interesting
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oh SNAP okay Chels... trasbourg!
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>>153627548
>they're the same image
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>>153625131
i'd still keep him.
Areola is fucking 32, and has no future.
Meslier is too mid.

What's gonna happen at worse, is Samba taking the second seat, and Chevalier 3rd and Maignan has a guarantee 1st seat at Euro 2028, when it would have probably been Chevalier if he wasn't such a shitter. but getting rid of him would be a mistake. He still reads as "the future of france" on his face and needs experience with the group
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>>153628227
>He still reads as "the future of france" on his face
grim
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Nice save
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>Chelsea's oldest player is 29, second oldest is 23
wtf
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LMAOOOOOOOO
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FUCK
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Is there anyone with a more slappable face than Barco?
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>>153628282
>Maignan
31: has 26WC, 28EC, 30WC potentially at his highest level
>Samba
32: has 26WC, 28EC, 30WC potentially at his highest level
>Chevalier
24: has 26WC, 28EC, 30WC, EC32, 34WC, EC36, 38WC potentially at his highest level
>Meslier
25, but absolutely ass. Never manage to be a serious GK despite being a giant
>Nkambadio
23, but will most likely be snatched by doctor congo
>Risser
21, but way too early, but plays with lens and has a good dynamic
>Restes
20, but way too early
>Jaouen
20, but way too early + kraut blood

and then the U19... you get the drill. too early. right now only chevalier is the peak French GK combining youth and high level. is he the best under 27 gk a NT wish to have? no. is he in France? Yes, absolutely.
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>shoots in the stands with no reason and walks away
based
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MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
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Now THIS is going to be interesting
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Has anyone seen what happened with Endrick?
>>153629258
This is not how it works anon. We take the best player at a given time
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Chelsea seem to be out of gas, just as Nice at minute 60'. They clearly pushed a bit too hard early on. Can they defend for the next 30'?
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>>153629398
i'm just speculating a projection only based on age, therefore capacity of playing multiple big competitions, but i know it doesn't work like that. i just don't believe bringing Areola back would be an intelligent thing to do, because he's old, so no point to bring another 30+ guy to warm the bench and rather let the much younger player who also plays at a high level daily sit on the bench and learn with the older guys and raviot (the NT gk coach), even though he's been lackluster at psg lately, but if at some point there's a better guy coming up, ofc chevalier is cooked
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>>153629717
>sit on the bench and learn with the older guys
huge journalist meme imo
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Lyon players don't look like they want to play tonight, weird
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>pull the guy's shirt
>he falls backwards
lmao
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how is it not era?
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>>153630159
see >>153630155
Clear dive even though there was something too
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Ref was shite tonight as per usual. Killed the game too
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You know what time it is, KWAB of the Week poll time! Week 23
https://poal.me/dm7b21
https://poal.me/dm7b21
https://poal.me/dm7b21
https://poal.me/dm7b21
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>>153630964
OM by a small margin, Nice coming in No. 2
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No wonder the threads died lately, anons seem to have vanished
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>>153630964
i vote merdeseille because chelsea B victory tonight is a very bad news for them
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>>153631561
most of the time, PSG & OMerde draw crowds when they're main eventing, sad but typical and not surprising
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>>153631683
This is also why our sport newspapers are shit
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Late bump before bedtime
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Godo is kinda legit, Chelsea will snatch him from Strasbourg next season
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>>153633933
Bro, every player that's ever good at Strasbourg gon' be sent back to Chelsea
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>>153638209
That's what sucks about multi-ownership. Strasbourg will never truly develop on its own, and once Chelsea, Blue Co whatever the fuck it's called leave, they'll fall harder than the current state they're in.
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>>153625131
bald fraud lmao
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>>153625131
it's political. that RN friendly post he liked was his downfall.

there will always be a doubt about it. it's over.
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>>153639399
You also get players who are only motivated by big games where they can show their talent, so that they're sent back to Chelsea. Strasbourg sucks against small teams for a reason.
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>>153630964
OM taking off, can they keep the rhythm until the end?
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>>153625131
I don't have anything against Chevalier but the humiliation faced by Zabarnyi, having become a bench warmer while Safonov is now the starting GK after the hohol cried so much in the media about not wanting to play with a russian, is quite fantastic and, dare I say, KWABby
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>>153644898
but he played the last game
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KWABcoubeh.
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>>153645085
He played against Metz (worst team in the league by far), but got benched twice in UCL games (Newcastle, Monaco) and against OM and Strasbourg
He also started against Rennes (who was at their lowest before this game) and did horrible
My guess is that he's only going to play games against weaker clubs now, Marquinhos is better anyway
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>>153642652
and you're telling me replacing him by... *checks notes* a literal Russian, you know, the country which France, and by extension the European Union are itching to go at war with is a safer choice? Chevalier wasn't just a good fit for PSG regardless of politics. Any actual guy who watches football would have see that coming (case in point: Eden Hazard at Real Madrid). He should have stay at Lille where he was the Shark in an aquarium, instead of PSG where he's a fish in the ocean.
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>>153645097
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>>153645356
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>the fraud thuram incapable to score against bilbo baggins
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>>153655235
>OM funds are safu
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>>153655235
>>153655283
kek
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bump
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look at his tattoo... is Franck Haise /ourguy/ ?
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>>153662839
More like Fredian O'Hara
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whoever wins, ligue 1 loses
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OOF
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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red card for monacco
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>Juve comeback ruined by red card
>Monaco red card ruined by red card probably
Guess I'll just see if something happens in the mourinhobowl
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>>153665161
>Monaco comeback ruined by red card*
Tired derpy posting
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spit on piss shit gay
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GET FUCKED


BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN
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>>153665240
in any civilized country there would already be court hearings for qatari corruption
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>>153665518
there is no corruption here. ngubus are just error prone
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>>153665686
first yellow card wasnt even a foul
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>>153665730
yes it was. your neurons are corrupted.
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UH OH
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LMAO THE REF GOT TACKLED
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monaco would have knocked them out the qatari foundation(aka uefa) just decided to push piss shit gays zombie team to the last 16
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holy fucking shit, this kind of last second goal, is a goal we would have conceced a few times ago
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>>153665838
what? Like this in reverse?
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kinda bummed this had to be a 1v1 L1 match to go to the next round, why couldn't one of them qualify directly ffs.
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they better flip that
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>>153673301
eaudetoilette rogue
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>misses easy goal
>gets sent off

KWAB of the year for sure. FUcking hell, what a secret agent for PSG he was. Awful
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>>153674711
Monaco as a whole is a huge KWAB club.
Keep in mind they have the top 3 budget in the league and can't even sniff the top 5.
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>>153674711
>born in paris
well well well
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PSG-Chelsea
PSG-Liverpool
PSG-Bayern
PSG-Arsenal
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Bonjour
So... Rijeka-Strasbourg, do we have a chance
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Friday 27/02

8.45pm CET
Strasbourg - Lens

Saturday 28/02

5.pm CET
Rennes - Toulouse

7.pm CET
Monaco - Angers

9.05pm CET
Le Havre - PSG

Sunday 01/03

3.pm CET
Paris FC - Nice

5.15pm CET
LOSC - Nantes
Lorient - Auxerre
Metz - Brest

MAIN EVENT, 8.45 CET
OLYMPIQUE DE MARSEILLE - OLYMPIQUE LYONNAIS

KWAB of the week standings:
1. OM (6x KWABs)
2. OL (4x KWABs)
2. PSG (4x KWABs)
3. Nice (3x KWABs)
4. Monaco (2x KWABs)
5. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)
5. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)
5. The City of Marseille/Prefecture des Bouches du Rhône (1x KWAB)
5. Strasbourg (1x KWAB)
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>>153682239
Being Chelsea reserve team give them access to players they would never get otherwise (Barco/Panichelli/Emegha etc). They are the second best team is France imho. Good luck Croat bro.
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>>153682340
thanks frere, Rijeka is also severely weakened compared to last season which was already a miracle title, the only hope is Toni Fruk does some solo magic
>They are the second best team is France imho.
do you expect them to challenge for CL spots as the league season approaches the end?
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>>153682471
They are solidly behind but Strasbourg vs Lens tonight + OM/OL Sunday should show which teams have solid momentum.
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>>153681550
>implying they won't get their arses kicked by Strasbourg A
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>>153682630
Strasbourg have the curse of mercenary teams: their players want to show their value in big games but they don't give a fuck about literally whos in Ligue 1 so they lose easy points
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Is Tessman any good? I didn't really keep up with this guy, but apparently he is starting every game for Lyon now?
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>>153682929
He's decent but not stellar. Dogshite at shooting and mediocre technically (passing), great for physicality in the middle of the pitch when he's on a good day. Very helpful for defending except when he's not in the mood (maybe 20% of the time).
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>>153682868
Vu la gueule du tableau et notre état de forne on va degager très vite très fort très loin à la 1ère équipe sérieuse rencontrée.
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HOWEVER
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ayup' I'm thinking it's going to be another PSGWINSLOL season
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>>153683970
ANULO MUFFA
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Lens might be cooked for the title.
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>>153685235
>might
We knew from the start anon
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>Rennes - Toulouse
How exciting
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>>153688406
It was fun while it lasted though
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>no posts on a saturday evening
Dead general
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>>153693032
we're normies.
we are all going out fucking each others girlfriends without knowing it.
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OUR GUYS JUST SCORED

PSG 1 - 0 LE HAVRE
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what a wasted chance. beautiful look pass from barcola on a quick counter, Lee missed the shot at close range.
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Who scored the 2nd goal that got disallowed?
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>>153693581
dro
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>>153693590
Did hakimi assisted?
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>>153693663
yes
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>>153693666
Fuck. I betted on Hakimi scores or assists
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this fucking ukrainian defender.....

safonov saving his ass
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>>153693902
Do you guys reckon you pass Chelsea?
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>>153693902
Still can't believe PSG literally paid like 60M+ for that guy
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>>153693936
maybe, we lost the spark of last season, everything is slower.
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barcola got two great assists denied
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era penal for psg after yet another clear chance missed
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These fuckers CANT SCORE
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PENALTY MISSED

this gk is having the game of his life.
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Desiré KWAB
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Recurring digits and PSG chokes
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BASED SAFONOV
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jesus is russian
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>>153693981
Psg was shit until Liverpoop
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>>153693962
What difference does it make, they have infinite money anyway
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Expecting kino for OGCN - PFC
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>>153700285
> OGCN
> Kino
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>>153701849
Shitters against shitters, especially those who cant defend to save their life, can be full of surprises sometimes
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>1-0 with these stats
Grim
They can't attack either
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>Lorient - Auxerre
>2-2 after 30'
See! I simply bet on the wrong shitters
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>not attacking Lyon's bus
Marseille are losing their traditions
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>Pavard benched
That's it, OM will win
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OH MERDESEILLE
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That was fast
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just when I take a piss, lyon score


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMERDE
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>>153706101
i just took a huge Marseille after dinner and missed the goal too
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>>153706101
Same but with stream lagging
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HOLY SHIT ENDRICK

JOGA BONITO IS BACK
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Fug nice run by Endrick
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OM are upset, giving everything they have
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very good game desu
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i feel like Nice might get relegated, or at least play the Ligue 2 playoffs.
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Does Mata have children?
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endrick is always pretending to be injured jesus fucking christ
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>>153706305
they try to murder him every game like fofana and neymar
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dangerous tackle this, yellow card for me.
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>>153706337
how many xMurder per game?
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>>153706352
2.1
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Where can I watch the game for free ?
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if marseille don't win this game, I can't see how they can get a cl spot next season
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>>153706400
try footybite
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>>153706406
They're barely better than OGCN, I sure hope they don't qualify
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>>153706400
fmhy point net
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>not a card
OM are criminals AND they're supported by the system
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45+8
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>that Morton yellow
At least that CL money can buy bribes
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Le mec a mal parce qu'il se prend un genou dans les côtes, les commentateurs
>la ruse, l'expérience
Putains de baltringues
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>Tessman in charge of being technical
lmao
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Scoreboard still saying 0 - 2
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>1-1
15 minutes of extra time incoming
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Greenwood has never scored a goal like Paixaio's. When will this fraud be exposed once in for all?
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>>153707020
>inb4 Greenwood scores a blooter
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>Imbert
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Until this point I thought any result that wouldn't be a win for OL would be solely due to Tessmann, but Imbert made me lie
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>>153707063
Don't forget the incoming red for Mata or (more probably) Morton
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>>153707072
A red on OMs side wouldn't be too unlikely too I think, especially with Beye's coaching
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>>153707099
No chance except if one of them makes a stupid gesture. The ref is blind to all little nasty fouls they make
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Endrick fucking retard
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>>153707142
He thinks a bit too highly of himself
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>>153707135
>except if one of them makes a stupid gesture
this is what I think could happen
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HIMBERT
THE REDEMPTION
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>>153707063
I APOLOGIZE
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GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL

apologize to endrick NOW

this kid has great vision and very good passing abilities
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Imbert became pubert
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>>153707193
Kek
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The 15 next minutes will be 70% of Tolisso diving to gain time. OL football heritage
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Pic of the goal
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>yellow for Aguerd
Morton got a red for less
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So many tackles where Lyon could have tried to just not avoid them so Marseille could be carded
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>>153707300
Doesn't work, Tagliafico got tackled without the ball studs first in the first half and the ref didn't say anything
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>>153707335
Tapie is still paying refs from his grave
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>>153707373
Kek
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there is another goal in this
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Why is that swiss cunt running his mouth? Sybau
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You are all so fucking mad right now
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Le p'tit vol arbitral habituel
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Did Aubameyang just dance tectonick ???
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Comme d'hab les marseillais ferment leur gueule tout le match et la ramènent que quand ça les arrange, pas de face
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>153707423
Pcq je viens littéralement d'ouvrir le thread. C'est si inimaginable que les gens aient une vie fdp ?
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>>>153707438
Yeah sure we believe you
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>>153707444
>We
You're a single person lil bro
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Wasn't there a foul when OM got the ball? I saw someone falling and holding his legs
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>>153707438
>C'est si inimaginable que les gens aient une vie fdp ?
Sur 4chan, oui
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>>153707449
You literally posted for the first time a few minutes ago and everyone can see it.
You "have a life" but you're posting on fourchin during one of your team's biggest games
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>>153707482
Ok sherlock holmes mdr
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>>153707525
Not surprising coming from rapist central
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Someone please tell the Iranians the Velodrome is a fucking US base
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Beye is the luckiest fucking coach ever fucking hell
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>>153707542
lmao
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>>153707525
baraki de bxl
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>>153707423
Comme d'hab les fragiles anti-OM beuglent pendant tout le match et ouvrent leur cul quand Marseille sort inévitablement vainqueur
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I mean, it kinda looks like Tehran sometimes
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>>153707556
>ouvrent leur cul
?
On est pas sur wesh.com là
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>>153707556
>quand Marseille sort inévitablement vainqueur
mdr
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You know what time it is, KWAB of the Week, poll time! Week 24
https://poal.me/xunipx
https://poal.me/xunipx
https://poal.me/xunipx
https://poal.me/xunipx
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>>153707542
KEK
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>>153707626
easy one this week
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>>153707626
Brest didn't lose against a 10 man Metz, it's the opposite
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>>153707626
We should separate those focused on clubs and players next season, I like the player based shaming (although it doesn't go well with a ranking)
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>>153707626
OL
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>>153707626
We getting back close to the top olbros

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