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Worst olympic mascot

>>153635465
Nazgul, the wolfdog showing up and sniffing some female butts. Truly an inspiration.

>>153635465
She's a STOAT, anon...

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I need to get me some Snowlets

>>153635465
Soohorang and Bandabi were based as fuck

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>>153635465
This is Milo, the Paralympics mascot. Milo was born without a right leg and learned to use his tail to walk, run and hop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0coOAnFrjQw

>>153641780
would have never noticed it if I hadn't read your post

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>>153641806
the guy inside the suit has to actually be able to stand

>>153641820
Canadian humiliation, cannot get enough. The mint should release a commerative golden eagle with this superimposed

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Beijing 2022 Paralympics vs Olympics

>>153641780
That is actually very cute

>>153643227
So the retard is on the left and the actual real Olympics on the right?

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>>153635488
reminder this lil nigga had an entire videogame, who else could you say this about

>>153643270
me in the back

>>153643426
Humanity should be nuked out of existence

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>>153643376
rude. but yes, you are correct.

>>153635465
Will LA olympics have a pozzed mountain lion mascot?

>>153641780
based Milo

>>153643270
I had to appeal a ban so I wasn't able to reply to this earlier, but:

You see this? This is what the Olympics are about. Look at it. It's just NICE. Everyone's having a good time. Everybody's happy. If you go to a football match, most people are angry, because their team is losing, or because they haven't scored, or because they're winning in the wrong way, or because the team is owned by Arabs, or any one of a hundred other reasons. People are angry at football. People are angry in other sports too: basketball is too political, the NFL is soulless, cricket is full of smelly Indians, rugby is crap. People are angry outside of sport, all the time, because all jobs are shit jobs, nobody has any money, women won't speak to you because social media has made them permanently afraid of being raped, even your own friends have withdrawn from society. Everyone is always gloomy, or perpetually furious.

Except at the Olympics. The Olympics is a party. It's always great when your country wins a medal, but if you don't win, it's okay because nobody actually cares about javelin or aerial skiing the rest of the time. So it's win-win in that respect. We all stop watching the news, because at last there's something better to watch, which - again - isn't just trying to make you angry. If you browse social media, it's all about happy sporting moments instead of the usual ragebait about problematic pronouns or how le wvst hvs fvllen. It's just happiness, everywhere. Everything is happy, everything is wholesome, and everything is just so NICE. It's impossible to recreate this feeling at any other time, because even if you were happy, even if something great happened to you, the people around you would still be miserable. But during the Olympics, there is only positivity. It's like if your birthday lasted two weeks. Everyone is nice to you, and you are nice back, because it's the only time when everyone is happy.

It's no wonder it hurts so much when it ends.

>>153643376
Retards do the special Olympics not the paralympics

>>153653382
amazing post

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>>153635465
This one.

>>153641780
That's actually a genius and cute idea for the design.

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I know it's not an Olympic mascot, but every thread like this needs this webm.

>>153656300
RIP

>>153653382
The World Cup is also a party

>>153643270
Sure but those are still idealistic 20 something year-olds who are more attractive than the average woman. I don't think they get up at 6 in the morning on a cold morning in Bienne

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Tina the Moot?

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>>153656300
I miss Hero the hedgehog.

>>153653382
12/10 post. I'd buy you a beer if we met.

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>>153653382
Great post, it’s true. I realized last year my mood was getting tied up in the performance of my team and am trying to step back and I think these Olympics further made me realize how much of the “system” is designed to make me miserable and it doesn’t have to be that way and how can I fix it in my life.

For example They’re trying to make the Olympics political here, especially the left and liberals, but I’m just not having it.

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>>153641820
yeah this is the clear winner

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>>153635465
In the 1994 winter olympics, the mascots were two viking children named Kristin and Håkon. In every town, they picked two children to represent these mascots. About five years later, I made out with the girl who was Kristin in my town. That's my favorite olympic mascot moment.

Vučko of course, voiced by none other than Zdravko Čolić
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Kl0oX3xyPo

>>153641780
That’s precious

>>153660910
Are you sure it was just the leftists? Like right wingers weren't making memes about Alysa being anti-LGBT? Like people here weren't attacking Amber Glenn for being bisexual and "woke"? Like Americans here weren't accusing the judges of purposefully scoring American athletes lower because they hated Trump? Like people here weren't demanding to know about Klaebo's political opinions (https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/153588740/#153588740) so they could see if he was based or not?

>>153668403
This is so based. Yugoslavia must have been such a great country back when it existed. None of the current countries that replaced it sound very nice at all, but I would have loved to visit Yugoslavia.

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>>153671548
that is clearly a shitpost, retard

>>153641780
Any hot sluts in the paralympics this year

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>>153653382
>It's always great when your country wins a medal, but if you don't win, it's okay because nobody actually cares about javelin or aerial skiing the rest of the time.

For me, nothing will ever beat Lillehammer 1994 when Vladimir Smirnov from Kazakhstan won the 50 km and everybody cheered for him because he was such a likable guy and we loved his rivalry and friendship with the Norwegians. Afterwards, he would show up in commercials and travel programs with the Norwegian skiers.

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>>153672070
Just be aware the average athlete age is like 20 years higher at the Paralympics

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>>153648829
Close

>>153672052
>This is so based. Yugoslavia must have been such a great country back when it existed. None of the current countries that replaced it sound very nice at all, but I would have loved to visit Yugoslavia.
It was quite literally the best country in the world. Now we are a poor shithole that everyone left except people who have properties to rent to tourists. I don't. Fuck my life.

it was forgettable, but any mascot was going to be forgettable after that gigantic Clit going wild in Paris

>>153641780
Tragically cute.
This year's mascots were designed by the students of a school in the south of Italy as part of a nationwide contest, and as far as I know the kids who worked on them didn't get tickets or recognition of sorts. #italy

>>153672899
That’s so based. I guess it might still happen nowadays, but I’m not confident.

>tfw just realized Milo and Tina are named after Milan and Cortina respectively
god I am stupid

>>153641780
This is absolute genius though it's a shame his great design will be buried alongside the rest of the Paralympics. I just feel bad watching it- like I'm some sort of Roman senator finding amusement from watching gladiators fight to the death except each gladiator is missing a limb or has some unusual physical impairment.

>>153635465
Great mascot but I feel sad since stoats were used to make some of the fur on royal capes.

>>153648829
It'll likely be 10 mascots to celebrate our diversity and sell more souvenirs, all made in China.

>>153675455
Did they at least get interviewed by local TV?

>>153635465
We barely saw Tina during the Olympics

https://www.tiktok.com/@emmamaltais/video/7610440193560055071

Tina :)

>>153676198
Two years ago one of the students was invited to the biggest TV event of the year in Italy and stood on stage for five minutes as the presenter revealed the winning designs, that's the only recognition they received as far as I'm aware.
The kid on stage might have been a class president or the principal's son and not have been involved in the design for all I know of.
Ah, but he was wearing a branded tracksuit, maybe (some of) the other students got them as well.
At any rate, having kids compete to design the olympic mascots and then barely mention the winners while selling €18 to €45 plushes based on their design is one of the most Italian things that could happen, I don't have any trouble believing the winners didn't get anything more than a thank you card written by someone's assistant's assistant.

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>>153676198
https://www.paralympic.org/news/milano-cortina-2026-unveils-finalists-mascots-designs-submitted-school-students

These are the actual designs, so as you can see only the vague ideas were used. Can you not find who the original authors were anywhere on the Italian internet?

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>>153676110
Please watch wheelchair curling from March 4th, it's very comfy. The players will be disabled no matter what you do, might as well enjoy their passion

>>153653382
quite a bit of truth here but the post also radiates top tier incel energy

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>>153643426
I don't get it

>>153643270
he's done well since his Pacman debut

>>153676110
I never noticed the thing about the names either, until they mentioned it on TV during the closing ceremony. It makes me wonder what else I'd missed.

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>>153667991
>"Kristin"
>viking

>>153672058
kino

>>153635465
looks like a menstrual pad from the thumbnail

>>153660813
Is that one of Epstein's friends?

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>>153699333
Yes; he's a friend of the man who created /pol/.

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA02175440.pdf

>>153653382
Honestly football is just unhinged. The fans and players always seem pissed for no reason

>>153635488
Best selling Olympic mascot and the first transgender Olympic mascot. You hate it because the tv told you to hate it. The people showed their love by purchasing more Izzy merch than any mascot before or since. And don't forget, he could turn into a she for women's events and no one made a big deal out Izzy being trans. People simply didn't care about it back then.

>>153709903
Phrygie chan

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>>153635488
Never heard of this thing but damn this is brutal

>>153701068
fuck me, he really knew everyone with any amount of influence

>>153653382
Fuck. Now I'm even more depressed that it's over.

>>153714168
Somehow, these pictures look like webp, even though they obviously can’t be because they’re being posted here. Why is that?

>>153653443
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>153653443
No Phyrge not the promenade!

>>153635488
Only 90s kids will ever understand Izzy. You really had to be there.

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>>153653382
sport just isn't the same without being bitterly disappointed the majority of the time. it's an important outlet, i feel bad for fans of winning teams.