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SEA: Cal Raleigh went 2-for-4 with a two-run homer on Tuesday as the Mariners fell to the White Sox 12-10 in Cactus League action
MIL: Tyler Black went 3-for-3 with a three-run homer, a double and six RBI in the Brewers’ 10-0 shutout of the A’s on Tuesday
SF: Patrick Bailey had a single, a sac fly and a walk in the Giants’ 4-1 victory over the Angels on Tuesday
COL: Chase Dollander reeled off two scoreless innings on Tuesday in his Cactus League debut against the Angels
SD: Nick Castellanos went 2-for-3 with a pair of RBIs on Tuesday in the Padres’ 6-5 loss to the Cubs in Cactus League play
NYY: Paul Goldschmidt delivered a two-run homer and a two-run double Tuesday to lead the Yankees past the Blue Jays 8-7
ARI: Ketel Marte clobbered his first home run of the spring on Tuesday, powering the Diamondbacks to a 6-4 win over the Rangers in Cactus League action
NYM: Mike Tauchman hit a three-run homer and walked Tuesday as the Mets and Astros played to a 6-6 tie
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>>153656247
My berds are the only team playing right now, let's all listen to them on the radio together
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>>153656247
RIP
you do right by us all bakespie
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STOP IT GUYS!
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>3 hour 40 minute spring training game
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>>153656240
you literally fuck dogs lmao
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dodgers
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>>153656276
well i did fuck your mom
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Mariners!
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>>153656267
it makes you realize how crazy hard it is to reach the majors. so many guys can't go near the zone without getting lit up.
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>>153656287
ba dum tis
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sex with raynkees fish
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>>153656287
GOT 'EM
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FACT: If your best player didn't go 1.000 against a AA or lower pitcher, they're washed and should be traded ASAP
FACT: If your best player could only hit home runs off of pitches AA or lower, they're washed and should be traded ASAP
FACT: If your team's ace pitcher has given up a hit in spring training, they're washed and should be traded ASAP
FACT: If a prospect in AA or lower has a hit in spring training, they're the future of your org and should be given a billion dollar extension ASAP
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>>153656267
There were a lot of walks.
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>>153656292
Yeah it's always wild when you see ST pitcher changes all over the place. Shit like this is how you know it's spring training
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If your team has lost a spring training game, their season is already over and you should just bandwagon a different team this year
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>>153656298
At least buy a guy dinner first.
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>>153656247
That must’ve been a really weird feeling after he hit that homer. Knowing right then and there that was the greatest and most important moment in his entire life, and no matter how long he lived nothing was going to top it.
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I've racked up a respectable 36 (You)s today.
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who would win in an all star match between ST leagues?
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>>153656344
cactus and it's not particularly close
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>>153656335
What's your EYA for the season so far?
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>>153656344
dodgers are in cactus league. so them.
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>>153656344
Grapefruit mogs
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>>153656344
Mets
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>>153656362
haven't been keeping track :(
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>>153656373
lel the ownies are gonna wipe the floor with you in arbitration
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>>153656314
makes me also appreciate the coaching staffs a lot more. imagine having to pay close attention to all of that shit.
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Yankees.
Goldschmidt.
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>>153656308
fact: if it aint the m's, dont give a fuck about your facts
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>>153656287
BTFO
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>>153656358
the flyover league?
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>>153656287
damn how do you even recover from this?
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>>153656308
FACT: Nobody watches the Mariners, Nobody cares for the Mariners.
FACT: You shouldn’t be following the lives of millionaires who don’t care about you or know you.
FACT: God literally isn’t real.
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>>153656415
she cares
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brewers
>>153656415
>literally isn’t real
everything that's real is "literally" so retard
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facts: m's in seven
facts: Jesus love the m's
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Just think, in another life George Bush never got into politics and is still the Rangers owner to this day
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>>153656422
so does she
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>>153656404
bro you live on a flyover continent
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>>153656438
nice bunda
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>>153656362
my E(Y)A has been hovering at a concerningly low level, but I feel it might improve if I make my posts less white-coded and more baity
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>>153656436
ryan wouldve retired in 2010
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This is what needs to happen.

Cancel the World Baseball Classic

Cancel the World Cup.

Cancel the Olympics.

Cancel your US vacations.

Refuse to support this regime and refuse to endanger lives.
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>>153656344
Cachads vs the Dorkfruits
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>>153656436
>yfw he would've unironically been more effective than selig
i often wonder what the gore admin would've used its 9/11 blank check on. libya?
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Why hasn’t anyone signed Ryback?!
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>>153656448
our flyover states map closely to yours
im an eastcoaster chaddington
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>>153656463
>Cancel the World Baseball Classic
drumpf doesn't even know it exists
>Cancel the World Cup.
agreed, it's going to suck this year
>Cancel the Olympics.
he will be dead by then
>Cancel your US vacations.
agreed, why would you waste money coming here
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>>153656422
love that minx
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>>153656461
velocity isn't a top five priority for the pitching staff, but affordability is
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>>153656461
they don't need a radar gun for manoah, they need a scale lol
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>>153656287
low IQ doyerpacos will laugh at this
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What happened to baseball?
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>>153656287
good lord...
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>>153656479
I don’t wanna get political or anything like that but the outpouring of mental illness from le both sides when trump eventually dies is going to be truly hysterical
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>>153656514
personally i can't wait to hear how many people i know for a fact voted for him "never even voted for him"
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>>153656453
Yuma knee grow
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>>153656506
based. umpies BTFO
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Da Cubbies :)
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suck
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>>153656494
take the ell with some grace and humility
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Da Cummies :)
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>>153656494
you got btfo bro. just accept it, dust yourself off, and try again tomorrow.
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>>153656550
They beat the padres tho
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>>153656506
>Yfw an AB challenge is used in Game 7 of a World Series to determine a full count pitch with bases loaded in bottom of the 11th
>It's called a ball and walks in the game winning run
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>>153656415
FACT: My blue jays deserve another shot at a WS
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>>153656562
I beat ur padre last night
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>>153656506
so we are just all accepting that this tech is 10000% accurate and therefore this poor umpies call should be overturned?
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who is gibson?
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>>153656552
>>153656556
pathetic samefag lol
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>>153656564
This is a good thing tho regardless of outcome. Get ass raped, umpsucka
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>>153656514
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>>153656568
They always won their ws
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>>153656583
Holy seethe kek!
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>>153656580
missed when that happened but no way that isn't a false flagging shitpost
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someone's mother got severely insulted in this thread and that mother's son is FURIOUS
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>>153656580
Gibby the clown
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Hi, my name is FACT and I’m here to ruin this general with FACTS.
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We need Pepe fact posta now more than ever!
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>>153656523
Lmao Trump mindfucked you just like he did my cuck of a father. We won you lost
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>>153656678
give me a fact
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FACT: one in ten bussies go untucked and unfucked
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>new season of scrubs
for what purpose
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facts don't care about your feelings bitch
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>>153656685
>son of a cuck
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>>153656287
HOLY SHIT GOT EM KEK
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>>153656690
not in this thread daddy
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>>153656698
you can't make that shit up
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>>153656523
Quentin Tarantino offered a solution
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>>153656685
Yes. Cry about it. I'll purge his weakness from the bloodline. He's also a disgusting y*nkee fan despite living in queens our whol lifes
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>>153656685
>lost touch with my family for an obese child molester
you won!
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>>153656720
Meant for
>>153656698
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Oh… it’s a fake and gay. Should have figured.
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>>153656662
you're the retard who had a melty over new tigers fan aren't you
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>>153656728
>>lost touch with my family for an obese child molester
>you won!
you sound like you're gonna cry? Again, you lost lmfao.
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>>153656287
bodied that freak kek
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>>153656720
>>153656739
Yikes, get over your daddy issues cuck jr. maybe he’s right about you being young and retarded, y’know.
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>>153656415
>nobody watches the Mariners
Yet they have 3x more fans on /mlb/ than any other team. How odd!
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>>153656720
I just knew you couldn't stay away from this sloppy loose bussy much longer
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>>153656693
Old failed actors have been able to get stable work the last few years doing sequels to their old shows.
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>>153656478
We have like 40M people in flyover territory tho
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>>153656747
>?
explain
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>>153656773
oh so NOW theyre people huh?
convenient
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>>153656764
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>153656754
Get over your loss issues. You lost (:
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>>153656781
We’re all god’s little creatures or something idk amen
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>>153656760
Incel team for an Incel website.

>>153656790
>you lost
You’re crying about your cuck father on 4chan lmao. You’re a loser.
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>>153656506
Love it
Get fucked umpfucks
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>>153656791
>right know
oh know know know know know
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>>153656791
Didn’t the Rockies have a radio guy suspended because he talked shit about the state of the franchise
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>>153656693
They have Bregman now and the sewers got worse
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>>153656790
fist this bussy. there's some precious medals inside it for you. ;)
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>>153656805
>Crying
Nice headcannon tranny. I said I'll get rid of his mistakes he made. You on the other hand LITERALLY lost lmao.
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>>153656816
That was the gloryholes and fans were pissed about it iirc
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>>153656819
lel
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>>153656819
Underrated
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give me some youtube baseball channels to subscribe to pls
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>153656823
>trannies out of nowhere
You may be a homosexual individual.
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>>153656833
>>153656846
ty it flew over my head
>>153656819
excellent work m'lord
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>>153656819
Nurse, get me 130cc's of kekkies STAT!
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Yeah, I’m thinking Reddit has better baseball discussion
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>>153656870
Jomboy
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>>153656870
RybackTV
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>>153656870
Dinger City
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>>153656883
upboated!!!!!!!
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>>153656823
>I’ll get rid of his mistakes
You’re committing suicide, anon?
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>>153656896
And there it is
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>>153656871
I'm not anti gay. I have plenty of gay friends/acquaintances. Your puny libfag brain couldn't comprehend that. My team literally celebrates pride day. Enjoy your loss (:
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>>153656870
Locked on Marines
Mariners Mojo
Marine Layer Podcast
SeattleSports710
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>>153656915
I mean Locked on Mariners
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>>153656819
I don't get it.
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Fuck baseball and fuck Trump.
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>>153656900
I laughed. Good one but you still lost.
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>>153656915
>mfw my team's only good podcast is fucking weekly
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>>153656938
You fucking lost
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>>153656247
Comfy Bakerspie thread.
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>>153656923
Too late. Now I'm listening to guy talk about riding in a humvee clutching onto his M16.
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I do not listen to baseball podcasts they are boring
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>>153656943
I pretty much only listen in the offseason. Fanduel sponsored spergs keep up with the minors and potential trade targets much better than I do.
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>>153656969
OORAH
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>>153656819
'ini
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>>153656903
What’s your problem?

>>153656940
Source?
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>>153656972
our only one that i know of being active in the offseason is dogshit unfortunately
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>>153656971
is that a hashbrown in there? it better not be a chicken schnitzel or else
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>>153656971
my job is far more boring so i need something to fry my monkey lobes while i toil
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mets chad is wining and dining our sorry candy asses
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>>153656984
I don't think I have one. Someone said something bad about Trump and I responded and this is what happened. Let's get back to baseball.
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>>153656997
>and I responded
soft-ass bitch
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>>153656870
OhtaniToday
TodayOhtani
Ohtani!
Sho Hey!
Dodgerstani
Ohdodgers
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>>153657005
Problem?
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>my dads a cuck!!!
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>>153656997
OK.
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>>153656989
Oops all burger
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>spring gayning
yikes, ping me when the wbc starts
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>>153656987
You don't have pasty thirty-something dorks releasing multiple videos a week about your ballclub?? Anon you could be leaving money on the table by not starting a podcast yourself.
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>>153656971
I kinda mainline them after the season is done and especially through the deadass awards season. begin weaning myself away when the stove is lit and we get more active here. completely ignore them by the time st starts. wash rinse repeat
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>>153657020
oh i do but they're all either literal retards or fixated on their social media imprint
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>>153657010
not at all, man. that poor guy needs all the help he can get so i'm glad you're here to . after all he's very unfortunate, life has been very hard on him
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>>153657033
That's the job.
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Ohtani on the Adam Friedland Show
Who says no?
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>>153657016
w-why is the meat so dust-like?
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>>153656997
>xir thinks anyone believes he follows baseball
only replying with the hope the newfags learn to ignore you also
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>>153657046
extremely lean and cooked from frozen
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>>153657046
Smash burger meme taken too far for social credit score
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>>153657055
looks like it's tenderized with a good beating
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>>153657053
I'll admit I'm relatively new having started in 2022. I don't claim to know any more about baseball than most anons here, but I still like the sport.
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Please tenderize my ass
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bros, they replaced buck with a womean
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I need to be tenderized...
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>>153657075
you don't like anything but attention, faggot.
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Smash this bussy burger
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>>153657039
i guess. it's a shame because i really like the idea of a postgame recap for my morning commute but the selection bias of the only people willing to produce such a thing being insufferable enough to be willing to produce such a thing is inescapable
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>The Port St. Lucie Mets will not be hosting any games.
Can this information be confirmed? I am interested in attending a game in the Palm Beaches region next week.
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>>153657095
You're such a mindbroken pussy, bro. Get the fuck over it we aren't even talking about that shit anymore.
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please tenderize my meat
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baseball
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>>153657118
source?
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>>153656287
ohh snap!
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>>153656287
gott'em!
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>>153656335
pace yourself man, it's only spring training. save some of that (you) bait for the season
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i need a tenderizing...
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dodgers
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>>153657126
>>153657129
you can stop the samefagging now
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>>153657109
not even a particularly good liar. entirely reliant on newfags who don't recognize. go back to running your multiple businesses shitsucker.
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>>153657138
>1,000 bottoms
how's he gonna cum 1000 times?
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Tendernism-gate was caused by my cuck dad - this thread, c. 2026
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For me, it’s the Las Vegas Athletics, the best baseball team
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>>153657164
source? peff???
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>>153657149
>go back to running your multiple businesses shitsucker.
What the fuck are you talking about? You sound deranged lmfao.
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>>153657164
don't take it out on me. I'm merely a hatchet man playing a small role here.
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>>153657142
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>>153656344
i can't believe the dodgers left vero beach for spring training and bakersfield for class-A. do the dodgers have ANY soul anymore?
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>>153657149
FAGGets kek!!!
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>>153657191
t. not even a particularly good liar.
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holy crapini i crack myself ip!11
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>Nats manager is 33 years old
the young manager meme has run its course
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>>153657206
Based schizo I guess...
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>>153657206
FAGGets kek!111
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the BASED mets fan (from 2022) wants you to know that the FAKE TRUMP SUPPORTER mets fan is a PSYCHOLOGOICAL operaiton KEk!!
they're both FAGGets kek tho!!!
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*breathing intensifies*
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Beeee veeeewy quiet
I'm hunting WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-BIT
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FAGGets kek!!!>>153657227
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I have not been involved in this argument in any way
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>>153657227
go to sleep retard
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>>153657239
yay FAGGets kek!!!
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>>153657245
but i just woke up...!
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Mets fan since the Brandon Nimmo days (10 years triple a), my dad was a cuck. New FAGGets should ashamed.
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>>153657195
I am but a humble worker in the vineyard of the lord.
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>>153657289
Wine em and dine em houspie
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>>153657261
well, you're not seeing things all that clearly just yet, to the extent it's even all that possible around here. you're bringing in an awful lot of white noise for your reasons that aren't applicable to this particular moment .
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>>153657289
sic em aj!!!
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>>153657234
Eurobeat intensifies
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doyerpacos seething kek
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>>153657246
I’m so happy.
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give me a qrd on the best way to pirate npb and mlb this season. i use streameast for live games ofc but what else? i kinda want to be able to watch full game vods if i wasnt able to catch it live. etc inb4 glowie. any baseball private trackers?
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>>153656819
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when did your team last gain new fans?
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>>153657352
bro just ask for a raise
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>>153657289
G*d is fake
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>>153657358
New tigers fan here. My first game was last year and we beat the piss out of the cubs!
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>>153657352
strikeout
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>>153656487
Recker stfu
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>>153657341
it ain't right what they have to go through here
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>>153657392
it surely isnt juan either
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trump should annex the blue jays
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>>153657358
have you settled into a team yet or are you a different Bruce than the one I'm thinking of?
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>>153657377
I am an atheist, do that wasn’t a reference to god.
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>>153657420
yeah im still on the fence
unironically enjoying watching the blue jays but have moral reasons against supporting them
probably end up on one of the redsox, cubs or phillies
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>>153657352
For NPB Chinese streams (https://live.qq.com/directory/game/MLB) are the most reliable. Just find one that doesn't have someone babbling in Chinese over top. Strikeout is good too when it works. As for old NPB games in full, you'd have to subscribe to PLTV or the CL streams like Toratele for that, I don't know any other way to get them.
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>>153657289
I'm just a singer in a rock & roll band
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>>153657315
Please tenderize my ass
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>>153657315
Please tenderize my ass
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>>153657315
Please tenderize my ass
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ptma
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ptma
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ptma
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ptma
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>>153657447
which player(s) make you stop and pay closer attention the most?
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who /tenderized/ here
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>>153657489
guilty
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after browsing /hoc/ for a few days I'm starting to think they have better sport discussion
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everybody calm down
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>>153657498
It's more or less the same level of shitpost to sports discussion. They have a guy spamming bud1 every other post. Different flavors of shit if you will.
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>>153657358
Today. I am no longer a Braves fan. This team is a pure and utter embarrassment to the city of Atlanta. I officially will not be renewing my plan next season nor will I watch on tv ever again. I’m going to Kansas City where they know how to run a mega dynasty.
Absolutely disgraceful performance. In all my years as a fan of this team, I have never seen a group of players so lazy and pathetic. I’m taking my fanhood to Kansas City where it looks like they know how to run a baseball team.
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let's keep is gaysball related. who's your favorite player to see in tight polyester?
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halfway to nu tho
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>>153657447
What are the moral reasons against supporting them?
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>>153657542
They’re Canadian
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>>153657547
That’s not a moral reason.
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>>153657568
It is if you’re Native American (Canada)
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>>153657593
First Nations!
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>>153657488
Im a big fan of fielding, and players that get on base a lot. not that impressed by big sluggers
dont like players that have too big of an ego
really enjoyed watch dansby swanson go about his business in the playoffs last year
>>153657542
theyre canadian
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>>153657605
That’s not a moral reason.
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>>153657386
good for live games, not vods it seems
>>153657373
i already said, i'd rather not pay for mlbtv because of the kike gambling and its overpriced imo. if i spend any money on mlb it'd be for irl games cause i live by a stadium. stop shilling bro
>>153657448
thanks for the info mane
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Tenderize the tendies!
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>>153657447
Just pick your world series champion los angeles dryers
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>>153657630
sorry man but you sound like a broke ass faggot
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>>153657620
you dont get to decide where my moral lines lay, champ
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>>153657637
I will watch all of your games again this season but again theres moral reasons why I cannot
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>>153657641
and you sound like a retarded nigger, who gives a shit? i already said that it's not possible to pay for npb anyway, so financial status is irrelevant.
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>financial status is irrelevant
lol
lmao
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>>153657664
This is paradoxical.
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Im just grabbing a ton oh ohtani cards as a mets fan I hope that team becomes a dynasty and I make a ton of money
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>>153657649
Cubs and Red Sox don't do right by their fans imo. might sound like sour grapes considering they've both won it all relatively recently, but it seems very obvious they love their higher profit margins more than their players or fans.
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>>153657715
more like pair a dicks kek!
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>Dodger analysts covering PCAs magazine statement today during the pregame show
>They said he's just building a drama, like the son of hollywood actors would because he knows it plays well.
>Says PCA is a great dude
>They laugh it off
FUCKING KEK. NO ONE TAKES HIM SERIOUSLY. Every team must have a jazz type player it seems.
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>>153657785
holy lmfao
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>>153657715
you dont get to decide what makes sense to me, champ
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>>153656463
brave and stunning
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>>153656287
rekt
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>>153657749
who does do right by their fans?
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>>153657796
his parents must have been great parents, but he should slow roll the dumb shit. jmo but the failures are just going to be piled onto harder. don't get why anyone would welcome all that outside garbage in.
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>>153656287
kek status: o
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>>153656287
no...NO!!!
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autistic poodrepaco got btfo kekini
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>>153657870
it really isn't all that hard to figure out unless you're bringing your own criteria into it, I suppose
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>>153657870
White Sox
Because they have no fans BA DUM TSH
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>>153657870
picrel
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Cubs fans eat hotdogs for the shape, not the taste.
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So uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, baseball?
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>>153657993
I'm a girl and don't really like hot dogs so your joke doesnt land :/
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>>153657998
You're a fagget is what you are
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>>153657955
so all the high payroll teams then?
assuming that frivolous spending = good for fans
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>>153658009
I like men though soooo
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>>153657995
reds legend
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>>153658009
He's a girl tho.
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>>153658009
that was uncalled for
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>>153658009
she’s a girl, a cubbie girl!
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>>153656514
it's going to be like a world series celebration in every major city
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>>153657941
lol you fags just keep samefagging that weak banter
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>losing to mcneese
ishygddt
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Give it up for dem girlie cubbies!
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>>153656685
what did you win though
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I'm a girl. A cubs girl!
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>>153658079
hello >>153658079
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>>153658016
nah. forget about it. it's obviously all subjective and we'd only over generalize to make incomplete unresolvable arguments. real fans are stuck with their chosen teams for better and for worse.
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>>153658061
Me on the right.
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Female
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>>153658051
>>153658073
>>153658079
Cubspie?
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>>153658064
kek Inshallah
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>>153658009
This was an attack
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>>153658064
Don’t call attention to it or two autists will have a fifty post argument about it again. I regret even posting what I thought was a fairly milquetoast middle of the road opinion.
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>>153658009
ohh snap!
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>>153658138
lighten up francis
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Cubpie
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>>153658153
You sick sonofabitch
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>>153658095
dont forget you were discussing it with me, a certified retard. if you dont spell it out for me, it just doesnt get computed
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>elly and geno went back to back dingers today
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boys i bought a bottle of crown royal apple and i've started to drink it. which team am i a fan of?
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>>153658175
you're god damn right they did
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>>153658153
Somebody sexts this psychotic shebeast
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>>153658182
jays
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rate my artwork
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Kiss ‘em!
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>>153658182
snowbird bro?
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>>153658201
3/10 but still better than what i could do
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>>153658175
>>153658190
I'm happy for the resd, I hope it works out.
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God bless baseball, and god bless my Doyers
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>>153658232
Fleeced
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>>153658163
it's mb. I didn't think it was something so seemingly personal to you. I thought of it as something more superficial. I didn't want to pry or needle you and definitely don't want to make novella length posts about any of it
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>>153658201
about as average as it gets, but everyone starts somewhere
keep practicing fren!
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>>153658250
you're a fag
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>>153658201
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>>153658232
>15mil for 50 HRs
FAGGOTiners kek!!!
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>>153658205
but it's not fair they bought all those championships...
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>>153658250
G*d is about as real as your Pokemon so there you go.
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>>153658274
looks like a police sketch of a pedophile
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>Padres Shut Matt Waldron Down for hemorrhoids

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/02/padres-matt-waldron-shut-down-hemorrhoid-surgery.html

poodres kek
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>>153658278
He wasn't gonna hit 25 at tmobile.
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>>153658286
and they were forgotten due to the implementation of the draft lottery but came back and won 5 in the modern era.
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>>153658291
Don't strain on the toilet bros.
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>>153658291
pretty gay that this made me laugh harder than anything else has today
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>>153658263
you guys can needle me all you want, im nowhere near my breaking point (cocks gun)
in all seriousness, it feels like the teams that do well for their fans are pretty small in number
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>>153658291
so, is he really bad at shitting or really enthusiastic about anal sex
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>>153658293
Just build a better park.
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>>153658213
>>153658194
the answer we were looking for is cubgers tigangels. pick a new category
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>>153658293
would make a pacman joke but not sure anyone here is old enough to get it
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>>153658291
obsessed doyerpacos will post anything that happens to the padres lmao
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>>153658317
Got a roof tho
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>>153658334
Nigga this thread went on a Burgertime missive last season.
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>>153658350
tfw this wont happen anymore because abs will save the umpies from the righteous wrath of a batter left scorned
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>>153658201
needs some color
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Big game tomorrow.
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>>153658341
Why do you need a roof? Choose:

A winning baseball team

Roof
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>>153658365
We can all afford to be a little nicer to our umpies this year.
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>>153658309
innumerable variables to consider as well if you want to have the most honest discussion. I think the easiest take most everyone agrees with is to hate ownership of highly profitable teams that don't spend as much as most people think they could/should.
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>(shi)T-Mobil Park
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>>153658341
>can’t into pressurized dome
Tokyo’s done it quite well from what I can find online.
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So with ABS available, batter ejections are going to be at an all-time low this season, right?
Will getting ejected now seem like a petty and childish thing to do? Will ejections only be on checked-swing calls? and I guess tag calls but you hardly ever see people get ejected for that anyway
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fuck canada
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>>153658444
>batter ejections are going to be at an all-time low this season, right?
probably
>Will getting ejected now seem like a petty and childish thing to do?
yes but most of them will track with the overall feel of that ballgame
>Will ejections only be on checked-swing calls?
no there will still be plenty of arguments, especially when a home team is on a losing streak
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fuck vancouver
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>>153658341
That's normal for flyover teams
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fuck portland
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Please fuck me too...
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These Boiseboys are getting uppity...
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fuck spokane
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>>153658369
I dip off the site after the "game " is over and barely remember anything that happened a half hour later. you've somehow managed to make me want to peek at the meaningless standings now.
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>>153658481
My hoppies :(
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>>153658499
Emeralds mog.
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>>153658061
Me on the left
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>sea salt marinaras
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>>153658514
Frogniggas
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Hrrk...
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Oh look, they’re trying to bait me into revealing my identity
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frogniggas mentioned
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Tell me where is Cubpie for I very much desire to speak with her?
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>>153658461
don't respond to my shitpost with a serious and measured response, and check my digits!! >>153658444
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>>153658549
Frogs, Reddit, Mets, The Mad Hatter
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hey guys, my pecos league jersey finally arrived. only took 40 days!
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For me, it’s the sandlot.
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Shit gets stuck to my toilet because the water level is too low. Baseball players for this feel?
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Cubspie is ERG. she's one and the same. Fuck her
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>>153658573
good on you for supporting an actual deserving entity
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Fook Yu, Fook Mi.See!
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>>153658537
Cubbie maid must've taken inspiration from this
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Cubspie
Cubpie
Cubbie Maid
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>>153658557
>don't respond to my shitpost
too late bitch
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I’m cubspie, ama.
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>>153658621
Is it true you're really ERG?
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I’m Kevin Costner from Field of Dreams, AMA.
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>>153658621
Why is your phone so big?
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I’m Mel Gibson from /mlb/, AMA.
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>>153658631
did you really build it? did they cum???
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>>153658644
Mel is it true you're really Wincinnati?
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>>153658636
It’s a Lenovo tablet, next question.
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>>153658645
If I build it they will cum
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>>153658650
No, im the last redpilled anon in LA proper
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>>153658578
YES!
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>>153658691
Based!
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aim for the stars, touch the sky
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>>153658444
>Be me, an umpchad
>Know everybody who bought a ticket is here to see me call the game
>Start the game off with a few obvious strikes on balls to get the batters to challenge, get their mind to not trust me.
>Resume calling it clean (My calls are always right btw) but since the batters are a little jumpy they burn an early challenge on a close call strike 3.
>Mix in a couple obvious challenges in the early mid innings before calling it straight in the 6th or 7th
>A hitter burns their last challenge on another close K on the corner
>Got em right where i want em
>8th or 9th inning hit em with a strike on a close, but obvious ball then punch em out on the 4 inches outside slider (The Angel special)
>Throw the batter out the SECOND he looks at me
>Causes the manager to come out of the dugout and i toss him too
All in a days work.
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>>153658631
I was going to make a snide comment, but I actually like you in a lot of stuff-especially No Way Out.
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Cub E. Maid or something
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>>153658631
>>153658713
Waterworld genny
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I want to grab Billie's Doyer's logo
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for me it's bull durham
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>>153658705
*sigh*
I guess it's time to save this because of the recent developments
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>>153658709
this is what we watch the game for
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>>153658718
just rewatched it the other week because it popped up in my yt recs for some reason. still gives the belly laughs.
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>>153658709
I don't use the word 'hero' lightly...
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>>153658631
Your only good performance and movie was JFK, why is that
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>>153658756
Trvth nvke
Costner sucks ass
The Postman is the worst film ever made
Waterworld was carried by Dennis Hopper
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>>153658767
>Waterworld was carried by Dennis Hopper
trueromancecopsmilingandpointing.bmp
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>>153658756
His best work was in the Big Chill. It's not even open for debate.
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More like cumspie kek
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>>153658800
Glen your pussy is part eggplant
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holy based pingswing
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>>153658595
Not sure I deserve any plaudits here man. They seem to be selling off old stock from when they were a minor league affiliate. Beautiful fuckin Majestic jersey, I’m almost tempted to grab another
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>>153658845
wasn't sure anyone would get it but had to roll the dice. you've partially restored some of my faith in the place .
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>>153658709
I KNEEL
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>>153658867
nah. ya done good, kid. every bit helps and you're right it looks great. horrible imagining that collecting dust having never been worn.
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Any O’schads in here?
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>>153658936
gay louis kek
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>>153658936
nope
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>>153658911
>We’re here to remember Rip Torn, we’re not here to argue about Jackie Chan’s gay son
yea I wasn’t sure if we were on the same page either kek
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gay louie kek
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>>153658995
RIP Rip. that day was another bitter pill for me to swallow.
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What the fuck Rip Torn is dead?
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>>153659024
a beautiful soul he was
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>>153658995
rip garry shandling
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>>153659024
He became RIP Torn
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>>153659047
kek
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>>153659047
klenk!
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i should buy the gary shandling series desu. it's good for a rewatch once a year
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>>153659036
another worst fucking day feels
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>>153659072
meant larry sanders but you knew that, r-right?
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>>153659072
it's honestly un fucking believable how good they wrote that. prescient in almost every way
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>>153659078
I had a dvd collection that omitted big chunks of the whole series for whatever reason. so much so that it made me rage and not even want to watch because it made it feel selectively curated. I will take it all back in from beginning to end someday.
>>153659085
sublimest of sublime genius
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>>153659109
>I had a dvd collection that omitted big chunks of the whole series for whatever reason
might have been because of musical performances. clearing music rights has fucked a bunch of movies/shows from being available on streaming or purchase
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H-hi
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>>153659119
i watched it on hbomax a while ago, might still be there
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>>153659119
that makes sense. kek I got mad thinking back about it.
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>>153659127
yea i think the full series is available on hbo still. i watched it again last summer. i wonder if buying it digitally includes every episode though... there were quite a few band performances
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>>153659158
still mind blowing to think about the incredible variety that bought in and wanted to be included in the smallest of ways. bizarre that it almost feels like part of an almost forgotten cultural underground.
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>>153659125
>H-hi
Are you 2hu also known as "The Dadspie"?
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>>153659125
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Blow gays status?
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>>153659229
no one cares this is a larry sanders general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvvYfpu-NlU
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>>153659258
Funny, at one point in my life I did more drugs than all of them combined.
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>>153659332
there's no way...
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I made it through a few overdoses back in those days. It all feels like some distant dream now.
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>>153659335
>>153659371
Wagmi
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>6 dollar mid ass red velvet cake from Balboa international market

I'm a vine ripe/north Park believer after that. Smh baka..... At least Bradgley looking promising, also almost Castellanos bomb? That's pretty fucking sick.
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My wife 2hu is pretty bummed about the loss today
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>>153659371
hey good job buddy
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should i know who any of these people are? where the FUCK is steven kwan and WHENCE will he be a dogger
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>>153659386
>>153659427
I'm so grateful for life now and feel lucky all the crazy shit available today wasn't around back then.
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>>153659445
Bazzana is elite hitting talent
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Angels may have lost but winning isn't a top 5 priority apparently so it's all good
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>>153659388
I barely understand any of these words can you please translate them from southern californian?
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>>153659445
kwan is a deadline mariner buddy
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>>153659463
I had mid ass red velvet cake slice at a middle Eastern supermarket. There's two other store that are middle Eastern that has better products and variety. Far out, duuude. I have also purchased..... Cheap Chinese alcohol with 53 percent alcohol nomnom....
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>>153659469
that's a fun timeline but i would prefer otherwise!
>>153659457
ok, i'll take your word for it chief
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kyle tucker will hit .283 this year. it came to me in a vision.
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>>153659488
Doyars can have him in free agency for a large sum, don't worry! Trades for rentals are more of a "good farm" luxury.
>>153659482
See I never would have guessed middle eastern supermarket, however I might have guessed the Black Booster Sierra Leone whiskey from China.
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>>153659488
what's this obsession with Kwan all about? You're on about it nonstop month after month.
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>>153659445
Steven kwab is mindfucked
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>>153659457
he kinda looks like biggio
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>>153659516
NTA but i remember Friedman was really heavy on him around the trade deadline last year because conforto sucked
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>>153659516
>Brendan Flyover
:|
>Brendan Flyover Japan
:O
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>>153659516
i fucking hate teo and would PREFER 10 years of kwan in left. not much else to say on the subject. i guess (we) could wait for a minor league outfielder to pan out but let's be real everyone knows they're gonna be dogshit and are best used as trade fodder to gms who don't know any better
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>>153659549
>i fucking hate teo
This guy? Dont know ball.
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>>153659536
don't be dumb, i'd also be fine if we kidnapped corby carroll. if anything i have a white californian bias, not a jap bias
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Easy group apart from the US, we should get 2nd
Then we face the winner of Pool A that doesn't have standout teams, I can see Italy making the semis
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>>153659568
your team is not beating the mexican national team that just won serie del caribe
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>>153659549
how long have you been a "fan" of the team?
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>>153659553
whatever you say. the best reason for keeping him around is because he's a good vibes guy and shipping him off might be bad mojo for the threepeat. as a ball player he's fully replaceable
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>>153659516
Kwan is a perennial all star promised to Toronto 3,000 years ago.
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>>153659502
>OPS of .693
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>>153659576
the first game i went to was dodgers vs cards sometime in the 80's. sorry i don't remember specifics as i was a lil shit
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>>153659565
He looks like he suffers from GRIDS and will die at any moment.
>>153659568
Italy is advancing based on participation from Mariners legends Dom Canzone and Miles Mastrobuoni.
>>153659572
But if they don't it will be due to Mariners legends Randy Arrozconpollo and Andres Munoz.
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>>153659588
no... NO!!
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>>153659568
Unfortunately, Mexico is almost guaranteed second place.
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>>153659502
>avg. exit velo 90.1
>launch angle 37.5
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>>153659588
no... NO!!
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>>153659624
yes…YES network!!!
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>>153659624
hmmm, cataracts, better amputate both eyeballs
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>>153659595
kek all I can say to that is I'm glad you're in no position to make decisions about what to do and potentially fuck up something that is clearly working just fine.
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>>153659641
I remember seeing a lot of teo bitching last year compared to the year before, did he get lazy on defense again?
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My wife 2hu just sent me this. Any fellow padrebros speak the language?
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>>153659572
Mexico has a couple of star players but their lineup isn't better overall
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>>153659650
What about ryback?
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>>153659647
When you are 25 nd idk the rest.
t. Took Spanish in hs
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>>153659646
yes, fat fuck walks to balls and turns singles into doubles
>>153659641
i don't want good. i don't want great. i want PERFECTION. fuck ay dios mio teo
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>>153659647
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>>153659647
when you're 25 year's old and still don't have 3 kids
not sure bottom text. something about failing latin america i guess
>t. 4 years of high school spanish in the 90s
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O so it’s an int tradfag post
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>>153659647
How about we drop the porno and call it a day?
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based BASED int tradfag!
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>>153659646
groin injury nagged at him the entire season. he played through it and it clearly impacted the already below average defense. being healthier and moving to lf will hopefully help this season.
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finished the bottle of crown royal apple and i gotta say it only makes me wish i had more
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Teo means taco in Spanish
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>>153659647
>>153659662
This is Dexter's locker.
>>153659656
>fat fuck walks to balls and turns singles into doubles
The Dodgers NEED to make an absurd deadline offer to my Mariners for Randy Arozarena, who is certainly not lackadaisical in the outfield like Teo, who my Mariners coincidentally moved on from after a season.
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>>153659675
>making excuses for mr. lazy bones
they'd love you on r/dodgers. positive vibez only!
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>>153659596
Actually the more I look at it, Italy has very good and young core of players, we could also add Bazzana
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How is it already time for nu again?
Are we so fucking back?
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/nu/

>>153659693
>>153659693
>>153659693

/nu/
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>>153659678
>drinking
>on wednesday
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>>153659691
i take full responsibility. i started drinking again and have sparked a lot of conversation today!
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>>153659682
we got our 4th of late innings defensive replacement
>>153659688
I was worried about success drawing the ingrate types who think they know more than they do here. I thought it would be more nu zoomer types tho. oh, well....

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