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>richest football league in the world
>biggest moat populr sport than all the others combined
>60 (SIXTY) YEARS OF HURT
How is it even possible to be such relentless losers?
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>>153656271
They won't be winning the world cup this year either. Biggest underachievers in world soccer.
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>>153656382
an english manager has never even won the premier league
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>>153656271
They are decent now. Perhaps they will choke 2026 as well, but you have to expect them to do well. Winning the title is not easy, of course. But making jokes about them was much easier 10 years ago
England is not the most populous country, it does not have the most registered football players. There are other countries who are equal or superior to England in various metrics, including the density of high-licensed youth coaches and so on. They are supposed to be a top nation, but they can't be expected to win World Cups all the time
The league thing is a double-edged sword. Like 75% of players in the Premier League are not English, and that share is more likely to increase than it is to decrease as the league expands commercially and financially. So English players have a harder time breaking through, but the domestic top league is always the ideal place for that. You can't expect Serie A to produce tons of Spanish players either

The drought is obviously kind of crazy. Especially since 1966 is England's only title (no Euros) and was a home-hosted tournament as well
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>>153656454
All that matters is they have won nothing for 60 years. Greece,Iraq and Bolivia have won the same amount of trophies as England.
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>>153656933
How many have Australia won?
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>>153659126
Comical that you think you're replying to an aussie
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>>153659126
1 and it was more recently than England
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>>153656271
because anon on 4chan /sp/ is RACIST that's why they don't win anything
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>>153659154
Are there any English left in England? Many of you are escaping your shithole and still moving to Australia for a "better life"
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shall be saving this post for 143 days time, kenneth
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>>153656933
>Greece
What a story that was. All major football nations have won a major trophy during England's drought
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My theory is that a unified Great Britain team would have dominated the WC, it would still be mostly England but playing under the Union flag would just be a much more powerful motive
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>>153660002
I don't think so. They all play hoofball so they can never control the match in tournament football
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>>153660015
But they don't play hoofball. which brings us to my other theory, if they stuck to their roots of 4-4-2 hoofball instead of hiring foreign managers and trying to copy continentals they'd have won a lot more. you see these tournaments are all about playing identity and team cohesion and if you give that up you can't win, doesn't matter how good your team is
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>>153660034
It's still hoofball. Hoofball is endemic throughout the whole football system. They play very little futsal compared to Yuro nations so they never develop their skill or brains
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Because you guys keep selecting meme young overhyped prem players every time instead of proper experienced english players from the championship or lower part of the league
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>>153656430
liam rosenoir gon be the first one trust me
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>>153656271
Used all their luck to beat Napoleon in Waterloo and ruin the world in the process and karmic justice has been getting them since
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>>153660034
There aren't any current British managers that could win them a world cup
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>>153660378
liam rosenoir
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Barely any English stars in the league. It's all about Ngobomukwenda the French standout etc
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>>153660034
it has been tried under mclaren and roy, the former failed to qualify for euro 2008 and the latter got humiliated by iceland and got grouped in 2014
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>mercenary league that develops talent for other countries
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>>153660371
Fuck that midget bitch
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>>153660321
>fr*nch surname
doesn't count
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>>153656271
They aren't bullied enough for their Euro 2020 (2021) choke.
Let's not forget it was their home tournament
In a supposed pan-European competition with like 10 host countries, they played 6 out of 7 matches at one stadium
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>>153656271
Ask Scotland kek
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>>153656382
>Biggest underachievers in world soccer

but they're shit, they only underachiever in their own deluded minds, everybody else knows they-re shit
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>>153659250
You just proved his point, this isn't how an Aussie banters the poms. You're some BRICS thirdie with a VPN, or else an escapee yourself.
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>>153656933
How embarrassing. England are the most successful national team of all time.
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Maybe we should just play ourselves in the World Cup like these fucking frauds did
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>>153663619
OP is Britjeet, he's upset because the country his parents abandoned lost to Zimbabwe at cricket so people mocked India in /cric/.
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>>153663570
sorry we're untouchable for this, that was the day the bucks were broken, not englishmen
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>>153663570
Euro 96 was even worse there's so many chokes to choose from
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>>153656271
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Calling it now, it's coming home this year
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>>153660804
A shame
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>>153671327
French ones misfiring
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>>153659250
Antiwhite fagbag
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>>153664030
Is that a yorkie bar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, cunt
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>>153671327
Pubs were created by native brits as a place of cope to whinge about their new Norman ruling-class overlords
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>>153671327
Before this moment I never considered how Hobbitlike Hammond is
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>>153663570
>>153666248
i always felt bad for pickford in that penalty shootout
he was by far the most soulful english player, turned up when it mattered and still those nig nogs let him down
feelsbadman
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>>153656271
literally everything England has achieved has been by posh tarqs
tarqs all get siphoned off into a million sports like rugby, cricket, Olympics shit

The only people left playing soccer are the underclass
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>>153656430
That's absolutely insane. How could this even be?
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>>153672086
>The only people left are the underclass
That's still the majority of people
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>>153672117
They don't have what it takes
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>>153656271
globalism destroys National sides, the English premiership is just a mercenary league of foreigners which means Ethnic English lads dont get developed or a place in their own town/city's club which results in a shit National Team.
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>>153672086
>posh tarqs
>good at rugby or cricket
Good one
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>>153672176
Serie A and La Liga were full of mercs when they were winning though
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>>153672176
Ethno-Nationalists are bad at war and sports
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>>153672176
Yeah that doesn't cut it. France is proof of that twice. In 2018 only one of their starting XI played in France.
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>>153672176
the biggest problem with the england team is that the culture here prioritises the wrong things, most engmongs just want to see cunts batter each other for 90 minutes. i don't think it'll ever change, it's too deeply cultural
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>>153676200
They still are. Yes, the Premier League has more, but all major leagues have huge amounts of foreign players and the biggest and best clubs - Madrid, Barca, Atletico Madrid, Bayern Munich, PSG, Inter Milan, Napoli - have countless foreigners in their squads.

FWIW no Spanish club has ever won a European trophy with an all-Spanish team, and English clubs' greatest spell of dominance in Europe was well before the Premier League era
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>>153696200
That's my point, it's not an issue of mercs. What is it?
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>>153672176
england would have won the euros if the three kangs stayed off the pitch and deported back to africa
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>>153656430
Sir Michael Carrick
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>>153656430
kevin keegan should have won but he brought a terrible afican player making the team lose cohesion. sad
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>>153707964
So, still zero.
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>>153707920
He's no David Garrick
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>>153707890
this is our year lad
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>this is our year lad
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>>153656271
because none of the top players in PL are natives, they're foreign mercenaries poached from south america and africa.
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>>153671327
isn't Hammond a Norman surname?
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>>153656271
And long may the drought continue. The last thing I need to hear from the media, as an Englishman, is how immigrant players won the trophy for the country. During the last WC, a number of pubs had advertisement screens displaying how, without nogs in the England squad, the team wouldn't have progressed to the final. Kike propaganda. I only want us to win if the first XI is overwhelmingly white.
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>>153714736
what about the black lads though
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>>153714736
>I only want us to win if the first XI is overwhelmingly white.
Not saying we're doing much better in this regard, but I'm afraid it's absolutely over for you then. Forever. Unless something really crazy happens
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>>153714736
the england women's team is 99% white and they actually win tournaments, just sayin

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