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>Results: https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=22&season=2025
>Fixtures: https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=24&season=2026
>Streams: Channel 5 and the Russians
>Previous thread: https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/153546283/
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>I was never young
>Nothing has transpired
>But when I look in the mirror
>I feel dead, I feel cold, I am blind

>I am blind, mmm
>I am blind, mmm
>I am blind, mmm
>Mmm
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Took so long trying to create a new thread that I needn't have bothered (why don't they want people to use the site?). Anyway, here's the schedule:

>Jiang Jun v Robbie Williams 13:00
>Mark J Williams v Barry Hawkins 13:00
>Wu Yize v David Grace Est. 15:00
>Jak Jones v Neil Robertson Est. 15:00
>Zhang Anda v John Higgins 19:00
>Jackson Page v Jack Lisowski 19:00
>Zhou Yuelong v Sam Craigie Est. 21:00
>Stuart Bingham v Zhao Xintong Est. 21:00
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>>153671774
lel

>>153671793
the jannies want you buy the premium pass, so they make posting so tedious you just give up and buy one.
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David Gilbert record v Stuart Bingham (minimum best of 7)
Played 12
Lost 12
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>>153671774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj1R9q_OQAM
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gwan
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Gwan the lads

>>153671927
>man often likened to a farm animal hates farmer
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>blobby
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>>153671793
>>Jackson Page v Jack Lisowski 19:00
The Jack-Off
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>>153672197
heh
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Willo will get LASIK after this tournament and go on to win the Worlds. I've read the script.
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Anime.

This is me >waiting for Hako and for Zhou to win his first ranking title, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
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damn fine century
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GWAN JIANG
GWAN WILLO
GWAN HOTWINGS

>>153671774
>>153672197
Kek.
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What chance has Blobby got when Willo's playing with a headstart?
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>killo
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kek what did Mark say here?
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>>153672456
She was in his eye-line so he asked her to move
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Feels like a "hawk plays well all week but jobs in the final" kinda tournament
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the man who is famed for doing well, does well.
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>does well
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1st for Anna
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He does too well...
Two Williamses defeated in one session.
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>>153672472
she looked so surprised
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>waiting for snooker
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>>153672510
>>153672511
/blorkhivemind/
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JJ saving Wales with his granite play
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>>153671732
Fyi it's on the beeb red stream
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Neil status: SETTLED
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1-1, with a century each. nice.
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a high standard, shame the matches aren't longer
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GWAN WÓÓÓ
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Jones self destructing

>>153672834
>immediately makes a century
You are the YCP whisperer
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C E N W U R Y
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>Jiang Jun really vomited.
>Sigh, shake your head, circle around, get down and stand up, hammer, rub powder, and wrestling. Invincible.
>If the opponent is Slater, go straight up and punch him both.
>I haven’t seen this type of player in a long time.
>Watched vomiting, Jiang Jun really can grind, the grinding audience does not applaud, the opponent collapsed early.
>A ball can lie down ten or twenty times, see me dizzy, look down are the gods.
>Hahaha, I like this boy, cnschan master to spicy
>The upper limit of Changbing jade should be better than Jiang Jun, Jiang Jun to tell the truth, there is no temperament.
>Jiang Jun before he can not score a grump to take the pole to the earthquake, but also play our own national strength, the character is very poor, a game can wipe a dozen times the ball.
>Oh, the grinding time is still high and low, Selby grinding more than 6 minutes a shot is a very gentleman's grind, right?
>Jiang Jun out of the rod too hard, stiff, good in the young, behind slowly improve the technology, grinding is not a problem, torture is the opponent and the audience, as long as a few championships, the results are the most important.
>To say that the grinding must be today's Pang Junxu, the rod time is 36 seconds.
>Both are disgusting.
>Jiang Jun is relatively less famous, and was originally a grinding ball method to grind the master. Changbing jade is still very famous, playing a full score and talent is very high, it is normal to win Murphy, but the 100% goal rate has exceeded 100 sweeps in four consecutive games, which is really a miracle that is difficult to re-enact!
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Posting John Virgo is always on-topic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVUx4gIyXdQ
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>that red by Wu

>>153672879
Shame I don't always do well.
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10 attempts lmao
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>neyul getting griefed
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snokkered
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>easy route
>hits black
lmao
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Imagine a JJ total clearance from here
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>>153672883
>Selby grinding more than 6 minutes a shot is a very gentleman's grind, right?
One can dream
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>sir, a second kubol has hit the black
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The camera dudes clearly didn't even think it would be a pot attempt.

>>153673006
Kek.
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>>153673018
that woke the ref up

>Neil getting jested behind the green AGAIN
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>64 points in fouls and counting
I was literally thinking earlier how players never take a million goes to get out of a snooker
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>80-19
>67 left on the table
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>fuck the snooker, but unironically
t neyul
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Lol lmao Neil
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Very nice, Neil, very, very nice... However!
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>the frame... hand it over
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bruh moment
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>>153672883
>Jiang Jun to tell the truth, there is no temperament.
Lmao I was thinking this the other day, lad looked like he was having a mini breakdown before every shot and still made some great pots
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Finish him off Neil he's a mug
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D E C I D E R
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this 'cider is like pulling teeth
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Never in doubt.
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Neil's getting a bit porky, I noticed.
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>>153673716
Yeah it was great
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Neil entering his fat boy era.
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>>153673823
>>153673849
He's been in hibernation saving all his energy for now to the worlds
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>>153673823
bulking for the 24-hour-WoW sessions starting on Monday
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Jackson, Jak's off
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>>153673836
Mark 'The Dentist' Selby
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GWANDA
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>when you're Welsh at the Welsh Open
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whomst the irishmun on comms?
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Blingin' new cue
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>>153674349
Fergal O'Brien?
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>>153674603
yeah it is, they just said, cheers
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>>153674343
absolutely Cymru am byth!
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>>153674623
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>>153674600
I unlocked that cue in 8 Ball Pool years ago
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a very Jeggian way to end a very nice break
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five frames in a bit over an hour
mork could never
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>>153674805
How long did it take for him to go 5-0 up the other day? Not too far off. Unless that's the joke and i'm being slow.
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>>153674918
>The “Kubrick Stare” is one of Stanley Kubrick‘s most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.
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(Jack) Son, I am disappoint
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>>153674942
Lel I immediately thought of Private Pyle.
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>>153674932
Did he? And against Mark the Younger no less. Shame on me.
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>>153675066
It was a strange affair, Selby looked homeless and played like it. Still ended somewhat later than expected due to a zesty finish.
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bing and tong having a watch-off
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>>153675242
subtle.
any way to coerce neyul to show up with a pokemon watch?
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HiggINs
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Noooo, Zhang...

GWAN ZHAO & ZHOU
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>>153675279
promise him early access to WoW DLC
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gwan bingz!
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hail to the Bing
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>it's been weeks since the last 147
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>>153675786
Preposterous! That's it, I'm done with this boring "sport".
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zesty bigham
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Xintong played like shit tonight.
Looks tired
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*ends you're 11 match win streak*
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cueball heads retaking their rightful spot at the welsh open, you love to see it
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>>153676086
yeah, tired of being the only YCP with bottle hehe
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>Zhang out
>Zhao out
>Zhou in
The Last Zh. It's finally his time.
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>>153679123
No Mork to stand in his way either
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Porky Neil with a bad start again.
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Hawk: settled

>>153681066
Bad start + bad hair day
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>great long pot
>miss the black off the spot
plz Blorkins
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>>153681104
SETTLED now. Blork is a mental midget, I am confident.
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>>153681154
>win frame on the black
Blork has EVOLVED
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I'd gladly watch a bo33 between these two loveable goofs
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>>153672781
>qt with braces posted
>no Austriaboy here to witness it
it's so so SO over, he's with Hungary and Bosnia now
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>>153681261
You won't have to wait long, it's habbening on May 3rd.
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Neil smacking the lemon
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*from beyond the grave* wheeere's thee kuuubolll goiiinnnn
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PELLEW IN THE DESI BOX
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>>153681356
Looking like an absolute don, too

>>153681346
2 soon...
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>It's a Neyul can't escape a Snooker episode
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GWAN BARTHOLOMEW

>>153680713
Heh.

>>153681202
Now this is art.
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>>153681363
man is iced up
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Highest break of 28 and 3-1 up. We have entered the BlorkZone.
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>>153681453
hawks are natures most efficient hunter
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>>153681356
>>153681363
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>>153681324
they don't call him mellow yellow
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1 3 2
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>bo5
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>>153681519
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lmao nice frame lads
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>>153681774
Yes.
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Willo being scared of teabags has made my day
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it's just too easy
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>>153681799
I look like this and dress like this


>>153681804
>scared of leaves in a bag
>loves mystery meat off a giant spit

>>153681842
>saves best for last
Thank you Based Blork
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>>153681702
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Well status: does
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R E R A C K
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>>153682033
I thought the next match was in the evening.
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>had to play the best young (and riggiest) Chinese player
>now has to play the best young English player
bad luck Bingham
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>PIGham vs liSOWski
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Is it his year?
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J E G G T U R Y
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>>153682180
Every year is his year
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what's his issue?
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With Neil out I am transferring my allegiance to Jegg, aka King of the Home Nations.
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>>153682237
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>>153682282
heh my boy stu bingz... just needs three more frames
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GO ON THE YOUNG CHINESE SENSATIONS
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>>153682994
For me? it's Young Thai Sensations
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>>153683009
Looks nice, but I've never seen anything by this "Walkers" in our stores.
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>>153683052
the being known as Rob Walker and his crisp brand aren't allowed out of the UK
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Riggi just throwing the frame away
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>>153683207
and he saves it with a nawty double
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Zhou re-enacting the Robbo/JJ meme frame from the other day
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Yuelongin' on
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there be a crowd qt in the front row on Higgins's' side
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>>153683537
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>>153683611
why do grils feel compelled to poke their tongues out at the snooker?
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>>153683537
>>153683358
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>>153683630
Thingken of lemons.
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Yize getting smeshed by Mr. 31s shot time. Can he be stopped?
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>>153683677
What's his shot time in this match?
Feels less than 31 seconds.

Either way it's good we got another copy of Peter Ebdon, creating some seething situations, always adds to the entertainment.
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I'd 4-0 be a middling YCP
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>>153683696
32.4 secs right now. and I agree, we need more seethe inducers they are a rare breed nowadays.
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Redpill me on Jun, cunt doesn't even have a profile pic on flashscore.
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The Rigback starts NOW. From 4-0 to 4-5 with one simple trick. Bookies hate him.
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What an unfortunate foul, haha.
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Quintessential YCP performance from Yuelong there. That's what they train 20-hours a day at Victoria's academy for.
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>>153683988
Long Joe bros...
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No, he's going for the big rig, like the last time. Don't be greedy, John, you can't always lose to YCPs in the final.
Or can he...?
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>>153683954
Judging by the picture they've got of YZE they're not exactly up to speed with the latest goings on in the world of snooker. The WST scores site is actually decent now.
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>>153684122
he can and will
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YCPCIDER
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Y O U N G
C H I N E S E
C I D E R
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Jiang has inflicted seethe upon himself
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>yeezy vs hawk
>winoutski vs rigga
Nice. Welsh open always delivers.
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>>153684591
based enjoyer
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Wu has played like garbage, very lucky to proceed.

Hope he improves for tomorrow.
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>>153684591
Pretty good.

>>153684788
>Hope he improves for tomorrow.
He doesn't need to. His opponent is Harry "The Blork" Blorkins.
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A lot of big names in the Q today. Miah, Umut, Joyce, Pinches and more.
Of course, the number of available streams is even lower than that of Jack Lisowski's ranking titles.
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>>153688599
Not to forget Mark "I doubt even his mum likes him" Joyce
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>>153688666
I didn't forget about him in my post though, Satan.
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GWAN HAWKY
GWAN WU
GWAN ANIA
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Eurosport has this Olympics closing ceremony clip on loop my god
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GWAN WOOO

Final without a Chinese player just wouldn't feel right.
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>>153689234
This tracks because Satan can't read

>>153689273
And young Pellew
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>barold longpotkins
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reminder that Yize pots Yulu's highest value colour erry day
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>>153689356
>Longmisskins
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>>153689507
>

>>153689610
>inoffkins
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>>153689507
He needs to pull a Paul Hunter and get her in his dressing room for some mid match inspiration
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It's just nature, the Hawk eats the Wurm.
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So when does the Wuback begin?
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>>153690062
Now.
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>>153690190
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Hawkchads...
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>he bought?
>blork it
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Y E E Z T U R Y
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>bo2
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>>153690363
blork it to zè floor

>>153690381
bo3 ackshually
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>>153690408
no it's a bo2 because whomever wins 2 frames first wins
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>>153690422
best of 4 if you really put your thingken cap on because its 4-4
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>>153690408
>>153690422
>>153690503
It's best of 1, because obviously only one of them can be the best.
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Re-rack loading...
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>two pockets blocked now
Kek.

R E R A C K E R I N O
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>blorkfacing other people's shots
oh barree
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getting mad that they keep showing that rich """lord""" and his Asian bride in the crowd. yes Ken, I'm sure he does 'enjoy his snooker' when he gets a front row seat for free whenever he wants just because he has a prestigious surname.

dat red, btw
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>>153690623
Oh I thought that was are Ken and his latest Chinese conquest
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absolutely BLORKED (good)
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>>153690746
My face before and after the Hawk does well
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Wu Yize is a glass cannon, looks like the only legit Chinese player is still Zhao Xingtong.
By legit I mean strong minded.
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>>153690800
he needs to grow his mullet back to regain his power
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WE'RE SO BACK BLORKBROS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6uMKm-N49o
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>>153671793
Do you ever get the Captchas with the arrows all pointing at something and you have to find the odd one out? Those are new for me, but I have a new computer so maybe they’ve been around for ages. I literally didn’t understand how to do those so I went on /g/ looking for a thread about them, and nobody else knew either. Apparently “the odd one out” is the one that isn’t pointing to the position of the slider while you do the Captcha.

Now that we know that, does anyone know how to do the “odd one out” ones where each screen has three boxes or patterns on? I’m still being filtered by those, and nobody on /g/ knew either.

GWAN BARRY by the way
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FLYING HIGH HAWKBROS
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w-what if it's Blobby v Jegg
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That fist pump was webm worthy
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>>153690940
>flying high
>6 frames won
>2 50+ breaks
>0 centuries
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>>153690972
slow and steady wins the race, just like a hawk in flight
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>in the morning it gets stiff
Barry pls
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>>153690972
plays suspiciously bad every match and wins? that's how you know he's gonna win it all, he has the syndicate's blessing.
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>>153690971
Indeed
>>153690902
Not yet, though I'm phoneposting using the resurrected Clover and it's always just choosing the odd one out of stars etc
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>>153691080
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>>153690987
>slow and steady
>just like a hawk in flight
>

>>153691017
Against Higgins in the final? 0 doubt.
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>>153691080
pure pashun
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>>153691141
None of that splitting the G nonsense for our Hawkmeister, he's only interested in splitting the reds (after missing the colour off its spot).
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Yes boy. I shall be cheering for the Hawk tomorrow.
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>ctrl+f “he does well”
>no results
(Yeah, /147/ does not do well)
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>>153692177
>>153681905
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>>153692177
>he didn't ctrl+f the lyrics of >>153690884
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gwan
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>>153690755
>>153692177
well well well
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John "sexual longpots" Riggins
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GWAN THE PLAYERS
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suspicious miscue from higgy
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>Dominic Dale
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>>153693181
>Welsh Jill Douglas
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>trying to break open the lemon to get the juice out
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>>153693728
Lel. He's a walking meme even after winning a ranking event.
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>>153693728
lmao what is he doin
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JEGG SURGE
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>bo2
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Good snooker this tbf.
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>Rig n boned man
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>>153694292
much improved from the first session
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They’re both doesing well to be fair. Blarry will have his work cut out with either of them tomorrow.
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R I G C I D E R
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R I G C I D E R

comfy af match despite the presence of a B*y
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>>153694511
qt
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>>153694511
>yfw that lad next to Denice is their 17-year old son
Scottish genes, not even once
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>Rigger mortis
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JEGG GIVIN IT DA BIG UN
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>>153694558
lmao
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>Bad-Back Blobbby v Jeck
lmao, the Welsh is a meme event
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>>153694679
*The Home Nations are meme events (and that's a GOOD thing)
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>win semi final

>get trophy

>"woop, i just won 150 grand!"

game's gone
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>>153694702
Be funny if he doesn’t even turn up tomorrow.
>I don’t get out of bed for less than 150k
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>>153694717
>tfw Blorky still loses somehow
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>>153693728
Business idea: a snooker table with very long and narrow pockets, and you have to hold the cue ball in your hand and throw it at various cues around the table and you score for potting the cues.
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Jack Lisowski, the winner of two ranking titles.
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>>153694702
I don't know why they think people care about this bonus, it's not like it's added to your current ranking points.
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>>153694802
thing is i only know about this shit because i've just googled it. there's thousands of people with grey hair who aren't on /147/ all day like we are, who have watched that and think it was the final he won, and won't tune in tomorrow, thinking the tournament is over

the WST with their various internal tournament autism trophies and points mean nothing to the average member of the public
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>>153694832
They were retarded to give him the trophy tonight. Should have given it to him tomorrow.
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>>153694832
and now Jack is mentally exhausted from his second ever trophy ceremony, there is no way he'll be prepared for another tomorrow. Thanks Jason Ferguson, you arse.
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Lesterbros...
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>Ding will fall out of the Top 16 and have to qualify for the Worlds if Lisowski wins
>or if Lisowski and and/or Bingham do well at the World Open
It's so over
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>today

>>153700195
>they actually think putting even more challenges in Ding's path will make him LESS powerful
Oh my lmao.
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>>153700402
Xi Jinping's toughest battles for his strongest dragon
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Alright lads, how are we? Just testing a post because I've been range banned or something for the last two weeks
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>>153700912
alri lad, doing pretty good.
>weather has exited feeezing depression mode
>hawk in a final
But the real question is are you seeing anyone right now, and can you end it before April?
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>best of 17
There's always got to be something hasn't there? Like eating a delicious meal but all of the food is lukewarm.
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>>153700934
need to up the prize money and change the semis to bo19 and final to bo25 to achieve maximum prestige
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gwan
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*swoops*
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>>153700921
>But the real question is are you seeing anyone right now, and can you end it before April?
I cancelled a date yesterday if that's any good. No girlfriends though, Lemon over love. (despite my best efforts though it must be said)
>Hawk in a final
I feel it's going to be great fun actually, no depression today
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>>153701048
>No girlfriends though, Lemon over love.
Lmao, this confirms a fifth title.

>Ifeel it's going to be great fun actually, no depression today
The magic of the Welsh Open
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GO ON BOTH PLAYERS ACTUALLY
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gwyn
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>>153694620
can someone acknowledge this please? I thought it was really funny when I posted it
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No Pellew

>>153694620
hahahahah.. ha
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>>153694620
>>153701104
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How do i get ears like the Hawk?
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>>153701180
Step 1: be a hawk
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>>153701104
It is funny which is why I made the joke before, well done though, great minds
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H A W K T U R Y
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B L O R K T U R Y
8 more to go

>>153701190
shit, you did? ah fuck
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>>153701184
hmmm i'm gonna buy this guidebook and see what i can do
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>Banter Ref
very befitting of this final
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TEETERIN'
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>>153701220
where is he goin?
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JEGG. IT. UP.
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he is risen!
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>already blorking
Thankfully, Jack is being himself too.
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Both players: settled, yet unsettled
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>2 fantastic first frames
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>jack is in to another ranking final
Nice.
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*the eyes of a hawk*
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>>153701322
you can say that again
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Both players: settled, yet unsettled
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>>153701393
>>153701408
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>>153701417
It needed to be said
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The Hawk strikes back
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Blorkmemmo pending
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Still zooming in on that large headed ponce lmao
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B A Z T U R Y
6 more to go
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>>153701637
>>153690623
>lord
A Barron apparently. Bend the knee kek.
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Two centuries already wew
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Can't believe he's gone.
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>>153701672
he's overseeing the trajectory of all kubols up in Snooker heaven now
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Oh God the women are already crying
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>>153701794
oh it wasn't live lol
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>Spinning Hawk
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Blorko pirouette webm?
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Jack needs to bash his tip with the lemon again, get the juices flowing.
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>Jigg
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>>153702051
speaking of, surely we need a jiggy puzzlel in honour of Are Blork winning tonight?
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>>153702281
Remove the Saudi funny money and these will be accurate
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Pellew in the Pellew-Desi box
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This does not Blork.
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Jegg can't pot anything right now

>>153702361
>blorks to a degree beyond human comprehension
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>turn on the telly
>jegg
Alex Higgins would never
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>>153702361
Would be postin' Barrys but I've run out of happy blorkface Barrys.
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Is he flying too high?
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>when an unblorkable force meets an unjeggable object
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FUCK BLORKINS
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Barry Hearn planted that moth on the baize to distract the Hawk
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The state of some of these shots from Jack.
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>>153702562
>t. Jeb Trump
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jegg doing the brazil cosplay
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>7-1
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THIS
DOES
NOT
FUCKING
BLORK
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>>153694901
How did you know?
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Good to see that Jegg's back to normal service in finals.
I've got to get up at half 6 tomorrow for my first day at my new job, so thank you Jegg for making the evening session an early finish. And just to blogpost a bit, I've got to start a new book tomorrow and I really want to read The Odyssey, but I'm going to resist as it'll make me look like a massive bell end if anyone asks what I'm reading.
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>they think the match is unblorkable now just because he does welled a little bit
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>>153702729
>I've got to get up at half 6 tomorrow for my first day at my new job, so thank you Jegg for making the evening session an early finish.
watch him drag this into a jeggcider, jinxed it I'm afraid
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>>153702713
I am a baizepsychologist. Jason Ferguson's demonic tricks do not fool me.

>>153702729
Just lie and say you're reading Hendon's on Snooker, they will end the conversation asap. Congrats on the job btw.
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>>153702729
Ah, the blissful 2-3 weeks of >waiting for work have already passed. Condolences.

>get up at half 6
Lmao. At 5:30 I'm already listening to Hako and doing my Anki reps on the bus.
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>>153702798
There's no way that Barry will Blork it this evening
>>153702829
Cheers
>>153702830
Thankfully it's a work from home job once I'm settled so I'll soon be getting up at half 8
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>>153702847
>pic
Doesn't count because Jebb is the Comeback Machine. Jegg isn't like that, so at this point he has literally no chance to win more than like 4 frames at best no matter how hard Blorko blorks.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhUKB1DK3OE
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>>153703056
>You Shouldn't Do Well
That's a long song.

Reminds me I wanted to post this uncharacteristically cheerful song by Hako (live only and unavailable until recently).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPBuR5qfWEA
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Tbf, if there's anyone who could blow a 7-1 lead, it's Hawkins.
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Eternal Doubters are gonna commit sudoku tonight when Blarry brings the prize home
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GWAN
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>>153704116
or Mork or Riggy or Ding

>>153704842
IMAGINE doubting a soaring hawk. Could never be me.
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PUZZLEL
https://jigex.com/ch65B
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Why not bowties? Game's gone.
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GWAN JACK
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JACKTURY
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It's over Hawkfriends
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COME ON JACK
WIN SOME FRAMES BEFORE YOU INEVITABLY LOSE
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>>153705688
and another
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The most dangerous lead.
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>>153705499
>puzzle at the start of the match
>whole picture made basically of 4 colours
Rigga, please...
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gwan male jeggolo
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Had a bit of a rough weekend so having a little lie down watching a little bit of snukka as a comfort blanket with some appropriate welsh muzikk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy80I6faNng
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>>153705992
>9:26
That's a whole concerto
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>>153705499
Has everyone given up?
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>blabby
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Let the zest wash over you
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meme sequence
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Blorkings is choking.
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You fuckers all abandoned me to do the puzzlel on my own. Friendship with /147/ is OVER. I'm going to /cyc/.
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MON THE HAWK
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>>153706624
You're supposed to post the puzzle now, not at the start of the match.
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>>153706556
who must choke?

>>153706624
Impressive but you'll be back when you start having nawty snooker withdrawals
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a fluke
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Angles trying to blend in with the carpet
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>>153706700
Didn't expect this to get to the interval, I underestimated Blorky's mercy
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>>153706624
I did like 5-6 pieces.
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jegg...plz
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GWAN JEGG
POT SOME BALLS
WIN SOME MORE FRAMES
OR AT LEAST DO SOMETHING FUNNY BEFORE YOU LOSE
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GWAN JACK
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>>153704842
blorkbrethren...
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Manifest Blorkstiny
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BLORKY BLORK BLORK BLORKINS BLORK BLORKY BLERKY BLARKY BLORKING BLORKY BLOBBY BLORKINGS
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shitty Doubters lmao
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GWANNNNNN HAWKY
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BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY
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B A Z Z A
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>>153707195
>they weren't sent the script
SUCKS to be them
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>BBC production
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Big up Jack
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is it me or is Jegg pretty cool these days? now he's no longer in the shadow of The Boy
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SELBY MENTIONED
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>Jester jesting via text message
Lmao
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>>153707238
out of his shadow and the more sovlful of the two boys
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BARRY BLOBBY BLORKINS
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my emotional hawk :3
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>Harry won something
Lmao, incredible.
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big up the UK Garij massiv
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BASTA JASON FEGUSON BASTA DEMON
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Barry’s the Players Champion, yeah he does well.
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>beat Lilley, Pang, Willo, Neyul, Yize and Jegg
not bad Blorkbros
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>>153707295
>>153707306
Peoples Champ
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anyone screencap that hug?
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Squawk squad feastin'
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>Feeder intensifies
nice
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>>153707390
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This has been quite a blessed season which means the Worlds is going to be a hellscape
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>>153707433
Thank you
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>reminding him of all his lost finals
yeah thanks Rachel
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>didn't even get time to post this
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>w8ing for snooker
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almost snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, but jegg wouldn't have it
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>does well
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Well done Barry.
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member member barries?
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>schedule anon is literally called schedule anon
>sole job and reason for existence is to post schedule
>still fails at it
I shake my head with disappointment and disapproval.
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I could barely sleep last night with all the excitement of the Memo which anon is sure to deliver any moment now!
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>>153711543
I still can't recall the last one without a smile.
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>>153708857
I got a recommended Facebook post from Barry Hawkins yesterday, and I left a comment asking him to get back on Memmo so we can order our video at last. This information might let you doxx me, but I can't imagine anyone cares enough to do so.
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How many memmos are due now?
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>>153712256
>11/29/21
I don't know the name of the 29th month of the year (Cuecumber?), but the year is 2021. Unless I'm mistaken he won two events since then, both ranking.
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>>153712345
Yep. against both boys.
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Welcome to the longest time span of >waiting between WST Main events this season.
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>Barry never has family come out to celebrate with him when he inevitably wins the ranking title
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>>153707878
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>>153712465
keeping work and family separate. all pro.
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>>153712402
and what do they expect us to do? have hobbies?

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