Shit, I copied the wrong last thread but who cares
>>153236319

fantasy premier league is for children

>>153682222
>t. Can't do well in FPL

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Spiralling with my rank below 3 million so I said fuck it and Wildcarded

How did I do lads?

>>153682361
My wildcard team is 10/15 and Van Dijk over Konate lol
Why not more City? They have good fixtures
>>153682222
That's just not true but checked

>>153682477
>Why not more City? They have good fixtures
Can't be arsed with pep roulette and they don't keep that many clean sheets anyway. Haaland permacap is good enough for me

>>153682551
Semenyo has been roulette proof

>>153682637
Won't be with that schedule.

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>>153682176

End of the line for Rogers. He's fucking lousy

You fucking useless wog Cash.

Don't know what to do with Wirtz
Brought him in, he got injured in the warm up and now he's gonna drop tonight
He won't be playing West Ham, probably not Wolves but Liverpool fixtures are decent going forward

The absolute city of Villa

Transferred in Buendia for the run of fixtures against Bournemouth, Brighton, Leeds, and Wolves, after an "AI points predictor" convinced me he'd be the best differential. Returned a grand total of 4 points across the 4 games. Absolute stinker of a transfer. Got what I deserved for trusting a website instead of my own judgment

Villa's midfield is out injured, dump the assets ASAP

>>153684238
Same with Rogers. Most of the content experts are shilling Rogers.
I've had him for weeks, trust me he's shite

Thank you Cash for giving me zero points

>>153684311
Fucking wog cunt.

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>tfw someone in my mini league captained rogers

>>153684383
Bump

been playing since 2014 on track for my worst season ever :)

Fell for rayan meme

Who does everyone have coming on for Haaland?

Kelleher not playing because his wife gave birth. Woke nonsense.
>>153689920
Thiago (VC) and 'arry Wilson, not bad

>>153689998
https://youtu.be/fQz77eeOK-4?si=a6b8bviGLxz4v5Up

>4 returns already
We're so back... top million here I come
>>153690038
kek

Feasting. Might finally have a good week.

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>but also transferred in kelleher
mixed week so far

SCHADE CHADS...

>liverpoo defence

Fucking Liverpool are shit in defence

>Haaland not in the squad
>Semenyo starting again
>Brentford

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>ogre not even in squad

What the FUCK why is Haaland not in the fucking squad

>Shitford

Drawing against Burnley and taking off your wingers. What a retard.

Barry's on my bench :)

>>153690894
Preparing his crusade to Iran

The genuine state of Brentford

Ekitike VC
I'm so good at this game

Keith Andrews getting away with murder. Saved by VAR twice.

fucking state of VAR

>all those Haaland captains
>mfw captained Ekitike
>mfw no face
Absolutely based.

Semenyo is gonna smash the shit out of Leeds goal

>>153691282
That second VAR was wrong too lol. 6 minutes and still no clear angle is not "clear and obvious". Goal should've stood.

These captchas are fucking horrific. They fail so often even when you get them right.

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Ekitike enjoyers rise

>>153690894
Solidarity with Dubai in these sad times

>>153691641
30 points from 3 players thanks to Ekitike and Thiago. Sometimes you just gotta believe.

>>153691561
>even when you get them right
Anon, I...

>>153691527
Took him long enough

Where's the snowape today?

>>153691641
>>153692197
lmao not even been watching but haaland not starting and ekitike is my vc
currently stand to gain half a million places because of this

how often does the only goal scorer get no bps?

54 with 4 to play

>>153692927
44 with 6 for me, technically, since Wilson will be getting subbed in for Wirtz. A 0-0 tomorrow is probably the best for me.

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another disastrous week. though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea
we will be back

>>153693006
Couldnt that line about the sea also refer to your course going upwards but ultimately you return to being dog shit?

>>153693305
Sea is a metaphor for an average brainless shit player being massive yet utterly uninteresting. Lakes and ponds are the elite bodies or water. The Dutch guy is the river

>18 with 6 left to play

WHO HERE JUST?

>>153695547
is 25 with 4 to play better or worse than that?

Burnleybros...

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volumes

>>153700949
That volume being "Gakpo is a living sin and needs benched for life"

It's all up to you Sarr

>>153700949
>failed to score in 10 consecutive premier league games for the first time in his career
He's due.

Wilson the beast

>>153701540
Kept Wirtz in my starting XI knowing Wilson was first off my bench. I am simply a superior being.

>post-subs rank: +848,797
We're making a late charge for top 2 mil lads

I have Bobb as my VC because Wirtz didn't play

>>153701605
Possible punt for (c) against West Ham

>61 with 4 to play
I think my best chance of maximum points is Joao Pedro injured in the warm-up to bring Sensei off the bench, then a 0-0 draw. Alternatively, a Pedro hat trick and a Gabriel hat trick from Rice crosses

More points for Wilson. Absolute baller

lads, where the h*ck is andersen

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Holy fuck, great wildcard. Only have Gabriel (and one half of Bruno and Wilson) left to play though

Time to get rid of Man Utd players

>>153702204
As soon as I say that... penalty

You're welcome

Joke league

>riggi Wilson goal
>riggi Bruno (P)
this is my week

>>153692880
Penandes of course gets all 3 for a penalty

76 points with 4 to play and Wilson and Poono can still get more points lol

haaland to sexo here we go

It's a shame Haaland didn't play
All those who captained him fucking lucked out
Probably would have been a big green arrow other wise

WW3 is fucking kicking off

>>153702587
At least the season will be canceled and no one will see my final rank

Top ranks are brutal. I'm down 30% ranks with 55 points so far...

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>>153702787
The sound of you getting bailed out after Haaland (C).

Sanchez benched, watch him get a clean sheet

>>153703219
Or perhaps not

Weird how that happens

Palmer's fucked again

Arseanal own goal from a corner lol they're such a meme team

This retard needs to just get surgery. Destroying his body further just for the hope of going to the World Cup.

Timber needs a goal, after loads have sold him

2x clean sheets gone

Right clean sheet gone.. Score some goals Troll Pedro

Owned Timber for 16 GWs, finally scores the week I sell him.

Arteta has ruined FPL. I'm so bored of picking exclusively corner kick takers in order to maximise points.

95 points atm and my GW rank is over 50k lol. Would love Pedro to score at least one to push me up into triple digits.

What to do with the snow ape

He probably won't play Forest. Then has West Ham, blank, Chelsea, Arsenal. DGW?, BGW?

Could get rid and bring back GW35

>>153704609
I bet you have Raya

Harry Wilson one good game, then the fucker gets injured

>76 points
I'll take it

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too funny

>104 points
Means nothing because ive been having a nightmare season. No haaland run was a bad idea

Why is my entire team flagged?

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>the meme is real
how many times did city bait the big 6?

Why did Tottenham sell brenenan johnson? He wasnt so bad

>>153708169
Cucurella is good now, you should know as a Spaniard
Also he's lying about being "stuck"

>>153708497
The majority of Spanish posters on this board don't seem to know much about football.

>>153705866
I have Dubravka and Roefs and have done since GW1

There's a guy in the H2H who has copied my team every week :|

ragequit during arsenal's rugby game this morning and took a -8 to get palmer/pedro the fuck outta my team

I kinda want DCL , only 5.7 now

What I can't stand is when I sort the team out, then immediately I get more injuries that need sorting.

>>153711228
I just sold him

>>153711957
For who?

>>153712817
Now I just have to cap him. Ruined all my plans again

If I sell Haaland for Ekitike, I'll have 11 million in the bank

Ekitike is a trap pick. He scores, blanks for weeks and then scores just as you decide to ditch him

Doubyful that anyone has him, but Woltememe is ill now

>Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola on Erling Haaland: "He feels much better but we decide today."

Anybody here speak Pepanese?

>>153718854
>Anybody here speak Pepanese?
I keep him = he's benched
I sell him = he starts

>>153718854
So, start but not captain?

>>153718854
>"It depends if the ref accepts my pre-match brown envelope"

Gonna be pissed if there's Haaland benched news after the deadline. Wanted to switch to Salah.

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Haalel -> DCL
Rice -> Salad
Might get laughed at in a couple hours

fug i think my captain was on strand larsen

>deadline passes before I get home from work
fuck this gay shit

Semen (c) for me thanks

Roefs not in the squad and Xhaka benched
Maybe DCL will return

>>153720135
based

>>153720135
At least Spurs are fucking shit.

I have that feeling that Wolves will defend and Ekitike will blank again

YESSS TARKOWSKI

Thiago back to what he does best... blanking.

where gols?

Salah is totally washed

>>153721096
Used them all up at the weekend

Ekitike, what a fucking fraud

WHY DIDN'T I KEEP DEWSBURY HALL

elf bros???

>Elf didn't take the penalty

Another one of those weeks with big points benched for the 2 pointers on the pitch

Thiago, what a cunt this guy is

If my double everton clean sheet gets ruined in injury time in gonna fuckin LOSE IT

>Hill coming on for O'reilly
Pep please...

Fell for the Ekitike meme

>>153721473
Cody Gakpo just stole an assist from him. Fucking HATE that dutch fucking CLOWN

>>153721396
You were so close

Liverpool are fucking poor

>>153721679
Slot is unironically a bottom 5 manager in the league this season. His inability to set up correctly against any opposition is astounding.

First shot on target and these wank stains concede.

The fucking state of Liverpool

KWAB

Played Virgil against the worst team in the league and benched Hill who has 8 points

>>153722022
Same lol. Arne Slot is yet another Dutch bald fraud. The Dutch are an evil, evil race.

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>>153722022

Hill has Burnley away next GW. He's starting somehow

>>153722042
Virgil is 6 million
Hill is 4 million

>>153722085
Sunk cost fallacy

>>153722022
I benched Hill because I was backing my two Brentford attackers to do something. Not only did he keep a clean sheet but nearly scored. Almost had a heart attack as it went over the bar.

Hopefully Haaland or Wilson doesn't play

Haaland is fit to start

Captained Ekitike didn't i

I just want this season to end. What an absolute shit show

hate this fucking gay retarded season

Could not mean anything but market odds have been dropping slightly for City.
Hopefully it's a start or out the squad for Haaland, bench would be the worse case scenario.

Starts.

O'REILLY NOT IN THE SQUAD
GET THE FUCK IN

Wilson is out. I get Hill's 8 points off the bench.

>Sanchez moved to the bench
lmao does the spazchez anon still have him

>>153727919
No. I got rid for Kelleher. 6 points

I get Thiago's 2 points x

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>>153727891
>>153727910
Never get bench jam because I pick good players.

>>153720086
Shitting myself now

Troll Pedro should be able to score against these Villa shitters

Raya is a clown

I haven't a player this much in a while.

>>153728605
hated*. Can't even type. Fucking prick.

jow pedo

I've had Semenyo since GW2
The guy is an absolute beast

All these YouTube experts were telling their sheep to ditch Troll Pedro for Ekitike, now that Chelsea's fixtures are shit

pedro chads we are so back

Based Joseph Paedophile I KNEEL

Captained Ekitekkers which was silly but kept Pedro which was genius.

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>>153727943
>andersen doesn't start for Fulham
>-1 cash replaces him

>>153728899
Same but only because I couldn't log on before the deadline yesterday. And I also have Cash starting and Jo Pedro benched as a result.

>>153728916
Grim.

brrrr cold palmer

need a brighton goal desperately

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I benched gibbs-brown

I brought in Palmer this week :)

Troll Pedro hat trick

Worst day in the history of football.

Arsenal clean sheet being wiped would suck for me, but I still want it to happen because fuck Arsenal

>>153729193
Yes. YES.

ANDERSOOOOOOOOOOON

A second Semenyo goal would put me way up there, up near 70 for the week, so do that please.

All of the worst people you know are having good weeks.

I am having a VERY good week

Timber just needs one more point for defcon

on my knees for a brighton goal

>>153729534
Same (I would lose double digit points)

Congrats on the title Assna. Haaland is a fucking donkey.

>4 clean sheets
>You need 9 more points for a green
Does every fucker have joao pedro?

Rice getting a defcon at the last minute there

Mbeumo the fat arsed cretin

Looking at 60 points before bonuses. It's ok. Wrong captain choice done me in.

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jorgen pls

Selling the Ape months ago was the /bigbrain/ decision. He's washed, exposed.

>>153729737
He's up against West Ham next week. Surely he'll score then

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>>153729763

Haaland has a hat trick, 11 goals in 7 games against West Ham

>>153729793
The Lion does not concern himself with statistics.

Got 82 points and literally fucked myself.

>>153728648
I had him for like 18 gameweeks last season, and was strongly considering him in the beginning but was hesitant with early tough fixtures. Then I decided I don't want him at all because everyone has him and I hate to be a trendy faggot.

Is the Haaland to Salah reshape now the clear thing to do

>>153734981

i wouldnt say its clear but its viable

>>153734981
I still don't trust Liverpool. Slot is too tactically inept

I need to drop a player for the blank 31. So I was considering Haaland to Ekitike until GW35 then switch back as Liverpool have decent fixtures
But I don't trust or like blanker Ekitike either

>>153735709
It all depends on if Ekitike or Liverpool can smash pathetic Spurs at home

just took a -56 hit lol

>>153735741

wildcard, free hit or delete your account

>>153735774
oh it was on purpose. my way of quitting for the season, just remove everyone and autofill

>>153735826

you just know the autofill team will crush it now

Thiago is another blanking cunt that I'm getting rid of after Wolves. Probably go Calvert-Lewin as a benchable as Leeds fixtures are decent

>>153735709
If Wirtz comes back, Ekitike will haul