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We fixed your sport for you. Say "Thank you, America."
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And what are those new rules?
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>>153688344
clock stops at every whistles from the ref like in basketball
anytime a player is rolling on the floor he's out of the field for 5 minutes for a mandatory health check, for safety purpose
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>>153688483
*only for white players
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>>153688344
They will dissolve the national league and broadcast commercials instead
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>>153688344
executions for embellishment penalties
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>>153688344
comercial break everytime the game is stopped
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>>153689012
I will now watch your league.
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>>153689012
On the field right there and then? How will it be carried out?
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thank you baswd america, thank you
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>>153685036
>We fixed your sport for you.
Not yet. Time to add in a game clock that actually starts and stops every time play stops, so the ref can't just add however much time he wants to the end of the game, and keep the game running until big money club ties/wins.
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>>153691160
Why don't they do that already? This sport is so retarded
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>>153688344
If it takes more than 10 seconds for a substituted player to leave the pitch, the ingoing player has to wait one minute. If a player goes down and takes more than 15 seconds to get back up and into play, he has to take a one minute break on the sidelines. Excepts for head-collisions are more obvious injuries. MLS adopted this roles in 2024 and it has been so transformative for the flow of the game, these rules play be adopted universally.
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>>153691374
What the fuck is wrong with my spelling and grammar here, am I having a stroke?
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>>153691223
Easier to rig
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>>153685036
>has a 38 game season
>let's 18/32 teams in a playoff
the whole regular season is waste of time to begin with
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>>153691223
It's been tried, the problem is that broadcasting channels have this thing called "programming" and games needs to have some sort of predictable length to not screw up their entire schedule.
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>>153700100
Broadcasts often last +2hrs with as little as 40' of play (Arsenal in the CL this season). Stopclock would give you 60' of play. Most time is wasted during throw-ins and by the goalies. Can have a dead ball clock to speed this up. Can easily limit timewasting and pundits can have a longer moan if they still want to stretch it out to +2hrs.
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>>153700100
Most people stream sports nowadays and for other sports they solved this long ago by moving the game from Sport Channel to Sport Channel 2 if it goes on for too long
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>>153685036
FIFA announced those rules will be mandatory from WC on for everyone. mlels only guinea pigging it.
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>>153700100
Baseball, a game that can take anywhere from 1:45 to 3:30 to play 9 innings, solved this, so I'm sure soccer can too, with a little help from the USA of course. You're welcome.
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>>153685036
Anything to show more ads
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>>153700100
Weird how that's never a problem in any other sport on the planet
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>>153691223
>Why don't they do that already?
This is exactly why. >>153692047
>Easier to rig
Which is precisely why it's a sport I can't take seriously until this change is implemented. Soccer is a fantastic game to play, but professional euro ball is WWF tier rigged retardation.

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