Huomenta but the opposite

File: IMG_9480.jpg (242.9 KB)

242.9 KB JPG

How do we convince the Wild to change their name bros?

/hoc/ is for frens
no bullying in this thread, this policy will be strictly enforced

FUCK YOU TOEWS FUCKING RAT FUCKER
actually braindead retard frog

>>153686811
based! /hoc/ is for frens <3

>>153686808
seems pretty wild to me *seinfeld bass riff*

File: 473.png (150.9 KB)

150.9 KB PNG

TUSKS UP

would the jets get a haul big enough to make playoffs next year if they traded hellebuyck perfetti and toews

File: image_2026-02-27_221924495.png (86.3 KB)

86.3 KB PNG

>>153686808
To what? I

utah vs edmonton will be a kino first round matchup

File: HBx-gJ5WwAAtLBC.jpg (219.5 KB)

219.5 KB JPG

Ah the great American past time of hockey

>>153686835
>the Minnesota Polaris

mackinnon didn't even touch the puck...

File: kf5c5unak93c1.jpg (107.3 KB)

107.3 KB JPG

>>153686838
I want to see my mammies make playoffs :)

If Connor McDavid were an American billionaire he'd be Connor McRapesKids

biloxi blue ox

Poo Peeland

>>153686855
If Connor Bedard was a retard when it came to performing in bed he'd be Connor Bedard

File: widesota.jpg (330.7 KB)

330.7 KB JPG

how does boldy do it

File: IMG_5701.jpg (132.4 KB)

132.4 KB JPG

>>153686835
Literally anything would have been better. Reclaim the Laker name. Go back to the Millers. Voyageurs. Polars. Warhawks. Dakota. Fighting 1st. Miners. Iron Rangers. Longshoremen. Freighters. Driftless. Runestones. Nordics. Owamnis. Polaris. Arctic Cats. LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE.

>>153686948
>the map

TROOOOOUBA

>>153686948
the fighting first would have been an all-time awesome name
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Minnesota_Infantry_Regiment

File: 1758192416557895.jpg (98.9 KB)

98.9 KB JPG

>>153686986

>>153686831
Hellebuyck is the best goalie in the league so it would be insane for him to get traded but I hope he gets traded to either Detroit, Tampa or NJ.

>what if military night was every night
the goodest of goys

>>153686835
Voyageurs and Northern Lights were finalists for the name. I like both

>>153687015
Post your brown hand saar

>>153687024
Both great names. Minnesota is like 80% farmland/prairie. Wild would be a great name for a state like Montana or Alaska, but it’s just dumb for us.

File: 1758451435030445.jpg (514.9 KB)

514.9 KB JPG

>THIS guy is a Gold Medalist

>>153687054
You love to see it

>>153687054
This photo was taken at the absolute zenith of Matthews life.
It's only downhill from here.

File: 1761477822658103.png (812 KB)

812 KB PNG

is Buccigross wearing a UMass-Lowell jersey?

>>153687054
This nigga balder than my wife’s pussy

>he said he recommended Matthews visit a gynecologist for his hair loss issues, and he was dead fucking derious

>>153686881
Your stupid faggot team still lost the game.

File: IMG_6976.jpg (86.1 KB)

86.1 KB JPG

>>153687139
Yeah but we won life

>>153687147
And where did these statistics come from?

>>153687147
It's not fair I had to be born in the shithole south, it's too hot and sunny bros

File: IMG_2634.jpg (163.3 KB)

163.3 KB JPG

>>153687159
Buddy we are full of scandis and germans. The statistics come from us.

File: ducks.png (15.7 KB)

15.7 KB PNG

Insane refpuck for Winnipeg

how about you statisticize deez

File: IMG_7254.jpg (507 KB)

507 KB JPG

>>153687179
Come on up friend. You can always go back when it gets cold :]

>>153687054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OljZou-Z1Ps

>>153687105
post a pic fag

>>153687184
And now it's still a 1 goal game

>>153687208
Thanks fren, I've definitely heavily considered going to the midwest. I wouldn't come back down either probably, I'm actually more cozy in the cold
Do I get a complimentary Gophers qts too?

MINTY
This is the goalie Canada couldn't score on?

>>153686948
Minnesota Fighting 1st would have been kino as fuck tbqfh

File: 1654793458649.png (98.7 KB)

98.7 KB PNG

Two young Alberta women got run over by a jeet again.
https://x.com/Oceanbreeze473/status/2027521045486240128

That just have been an embellishment for winnipeg

File: 1755910728048192.png (389.8 KB)

389.8 KB PNG

>The players listed as #Isles trade targets were forwards Jared McCann, Alex Laferriere and defensemen Dougie Hamilton and MacKenzie Weegar

OH FUG NOT WEEGAR

File: enough.jpg (15.4 KB)

15.4 KB JPG

>>153687373
a shame

>>153687390
why even trade for d
you have wonder boy schaefer playing defense in front of a brick wall, what's the point you're fine

HOLY SHIT POEHLING

i thought this guy singlehandedly won us the olympics why can't he win for a great team like the jets???

File: Minnesota North Stars 90-91 team picture.jpg (393.6 KB)

393.6 KB JPG

>>153686808
>>153686948
Minnesota North Stars

>>153687424
going from a D core with Hughes, Werenski and Sanderson to the Jets is like driving a bugatti, then driving a honda civic

No but actually how did this dude stonewall Canada?

>>153687424
Defense had a 4v1 and still allowed poehling to scaaar

>>153687424
It's amazing what playing behind a real defense does to your numbers

>>153687421
>jack and nick never made it
>lil bro ryan did
at least they briefly lived the dream

File: disgusting.jpg (30.1 KB)

30.1 KB JPG

>>153687426
>yellow

>>153687426
Arguably the worst team to reach the SCF in the 16 playoff team era

File: 1767430640554.jpg (283.5 KB)

283.5 KB JPG

>>153687432
He decided that was his one game he cared to try for the year
Also helped that they basically lobbed shots right at him, they had maybe 4 high danger opportunities, US had fewer shots, but were a lot deadlier.
Won't take away from his one huge save thoughever.

>>153687446
Wrong north stars team, the one that got smoked by the islanders dynasty was worse

>>153687426
How can you be the State of Hockey if you had a professional hockey team relocated
Sounds like they don't like hockey, Florida has never had a team relocated and they have 5 cups that sounds more like the State of Hockey to me

>>153687424
He has to play with a defense that includes Logan Stanley and Luke Schenn in front of him. If the Jets don't trade those two anchor pylons before the deadline they can just fold the fucking franchise.

>>153687448
Forgot to mention the Canadasies spent too much time dicking around and passing than making a play

>>153687426
white boy summer

Gary time in Anaheim

File: 1765615201691747.png (484.3 KB)

484.3 KB PNG

>McAcne
>McAssist
>McAutism
>McBaby
>McBeta
>McBitch
>McBottom
>McBroken
>McBTFO
>McBussy
>McBusted
>McCooked
>McCry
>McCrybaby
>McCuck
>McDogshit
>McDick
>McDiva
>McDive
>McEliminated
>McExhausted
>McFaggot
>McFlop
>McFolded
>McFraud
>McFruitcake
>McFrustrated
>McGay
>McGolf
>McHomo
>McInvisible
>McJobber
>McJustNotReadyYet
>McKWAB
>McLabamba
>McLoser
>McManadvantage
>McMuffin
>McNineteenNinety
>McOverrated
>McOverworked
>McPowerplay
>McPussy
>McQueen
>McRefbabby
>McRegularseason
>McRetard
>McSecondary
>McSelfish
>McShit
>McSilver
>McSissy
>McStatpad
>McTantrum
>McTired
>McToddler
>McTrash
>McWashed
>McWhiner
>McZoomer

>>153687469
>professional hockey
hmmmmmm

File: Norm sucks.jpg (78.7 KB)

78.7 KB JPG

>>153687446
That North Stars team had Modano, Bellows and Broten.
>>153687459
This.
>>153687469
By having an trash cunt unfaithful owner who got an ultimatum from his wife: Leave Minnesota or I leave you.

>>153687459
80/81 team finished 7 games above .500 and were 3/5 in their division, 9/21 in the league
90/91 team finished 12 games below .500 and were 4/5 in their division, 16/21 in the league

File: 1769479344354843.jpg (143.5 KB)

143.5 KB JPG

MY Duckies :DDD

Sennecke is what Kakko was supposed to be

File: Screenshot_20260228-004454_Photos~2.jpg (102.2 KB)

102.2 KB JPG

Lol true

>>153687541
That kid at the glass

>>153687543
Heated rivalry sex gay

File: 1761484236638900.png (158.1 KB)

158.1 KB PNG

>>153687543
Nons are repulsive

File: 0t85sa4b2v8z[1].jpg (17.8 KB)

17.8 KB JPG

>>153687543
MacKinnon looks like this motherfucker, who is she fooling

i'm gonna have local hockey next year, bros
its been almost 20 years

Nons are disgusting inside and out.

File: 1522901600821.jpg (26.2 KB)

26.2 KB JPG

>>153687542
>people seriously thought Sennecke was a reach at 3rd overall on draft night
He's Corey Perry without the pest factor

We are so back hermanos de los patos

>>153687542
Sennecke isnt even close to what Kakko was projected to be. They're completely different players

>>153687469
Did any minnesota born players even do anything on the olympic team. Were there any?

looks like connor actually shouldn't have sticked that down, mighta got waived off by kreider kicking it in, instead he just put it on a tee for the tap-in

>>153687575
You don't know puck

>>153687583
why do retards who just repeat memes from twitter always say this

>>153687583
Kakko was supposed to be a physical winger lmao

>>153687579
Nelson, LaCombe just off the top of my head.

>>153687590
>>153687591
Shut up retard

>>153687543
Poo

>>153687646
McMuslim

hey bros

>>153687646
His right hand man is a German so really we shouldn't have been as blindsided as we were

>Canada vs USA
8.7 million viewers in Canada
>Blue Jays vs dodgers game 7
10.8 million viewers in Canada

Is hockey finished here ?

>>153687666
Must be the jeets. Same with how Hockey here has diminished immensely.

>>153687689
Canad has been filled with jeets for decades though.

File: hockey.jpg (68.7 KB)

68.7 KB JPG

>>153687666
World Series didn't start in shitty early morning yuro hours

>>153687698
Not to the extent it is now and different waves of immigration have different characteristics. An Indian that came here back in the 60s would have been richer, smarter, more westernized. A jeet that gets here now is on the same level as an animal, just a debt slave to make the economy look like it's working to the desk jockeys in Ottawa

>>153687718
Indians and Chinese have been the two largest non whites in Canada for the last 35 years. I don't know why people are trying to rewrite history like there weren't a ton of Indians here 10+ years ago

Also even if that's were the case why would that lead to less people watching hockey and more watching baseball ?

>>153687718
>>153687730
you ROC niggas need some haïtians and algerians in your lives

The jeet is gonna report you all btw

yo ass betta calllll sooomeboooooodaaaaaaay

what does racism have to do with hockey

File: HCDyu46WkAEtZ4N.jpg (30.4 KB)

30.4 KB JPG

canadiantwitter is telling me the norris race is between werenski and bouchard

oh no

>>153687812
Go flames

>>153687807
Makar got exposed at the Olympics

File: 1471220854102.jpg (371.6 KB)

371.6 KB JPG

>Steve Dangle's meltdown is now trending in US
>Everyone's laughing at him
Is jestermaxxing is his final form?

>>153687559
Canada had a couple of handsome guys and some okayish ones. The US had Jack Hughes, who is only attractive from the right angles and was utterly dominated by Celebrini's haircut.

>>153687865
qrd?

>>153687865
Isn't that his whole shtick though?

File: gavin-mckenna.jpg (801.5 KB)

801.5 KB JPG

>typical indigenous Canadian

File: Fantasia-disneyscreencaps.com-9321.png (71.7 KB)

71.7 KB PNG

>>153687929
Quinn has kind of a rugged homeless chic look that has appeal. Jack's too cherub-like.

File: celebrini.jpg (687 KB)

687 KB JPG

>>153687929
Celebrini is a literal child, you FREAK

>>153688039
I accept that some women are into Quinn, but I think 90% of that is ghost memes.

>>153687865
>meltdown
which one?
his ayres rant is cado tier kino

>>153687689
explain how hockey has grown in the sun belt
i see plenty of brown people at vegas games who are genuinely into it

I’m glad these maga moron nhl players decided to hitch their wagon to trump right as he declares war on iran and starts another war.

>>153688105
>it's real
this again...

File: 1671031867090316.jpg (41.1 KB)

41.1 KB JPG

>>153688105
>Zion Don starting WW3 and taking all the heat off of our defeat

>>153688096
>>153688105
unless america changes he wont have best friends like this. what america doesnt get is that victory means nothing unless you can share it with the people you love because then youre really a winner

>>153688123
no one cares about your fee-fees faggot. We won. Deal with it.

>>153688125
But we could’ve won together and both have gold medals

>>153688105
get a personality besides reading news of a country you dont even live in

>>153688127
>we
No. You're a faggot and need to die with the rest of them. Go die now.

>>153688123
is this the part where you pretend canada ever had anything but contempt for america
yknow
the whole part about being descended from disgruntled loyalists and all (or being french and despising the world as a result)

File: img-thing_out.png (354.6 KB)

354.6 KB PNG

gee whiz what's going on in here

>>153688127
011001100110000101100111011001110110111101110100

>>153688147
i dont know where to go from here actually. that was the last line in the movie

>>153688090
Despite what you hear from professional victims and racebaiting journalists/Democrats who want everyone to believe Trump is personally leading right wing death squads door to door until this country is 100% white, the US is actually pretty good at cultural assimilation. Some of my closest friends are second generation Filipinos and Chinese who all love hockey. They go to games, watch games at home on TV, buy merchandise and we play the video game together. I'm half-Mexican and the Mexican side of my family has more hockey fans than the white side.

>>153688163
oh yeah i agree
just curious to me that some sports in some countries have an easier time than others when they’re culturally pretty similar and the sports themselves aren’t that different

>>153688163
>the US is actually pretty good at cultural assimilation
Why don't you just say you're alright with Uncle Toms you racist prick

>>153688189
Go back to 2008 (before you used this website) and log off

File: GOLOr-vWgAADyk3.jpg (83.3 KB)

83.3 KB JPG

>>153688189
Good times will return again anon.

i want to go back to 3000 bce

>>153688201
>>153688198
I’m the voice of reason. Politics is allowed here since the Matthew tkafuck made hockey political

>>153688214
vgh…

>>153688216
Ur mum is a cunt lel. kys.

>>153688216
you are the voice of a maple leaf-shaped squeak toy

Fuck, I live in the area with the most iranians in the country

File: dragon_leaf.jpg (33.1 KB)

33.1 KB JPG

>>153688216

>>153688236
Make sure you show compassion and care to those individuals. They deserve empathy in these times.

>>153688236
bro there are giant “long live the pahlavi dynasty” signs on the highway here as of late
its so fucking weird

>>153688242
why? some shit blowing up on the other side of the world dont make me no nevermind. not sure why its gotta be so different for them just because muh ancestors

File: 1771808756496535.jpg (604.5 KB)

604.5 KB JPG

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>153688189
i wish you could go back to india

>>153688247
I doubt they're going to protest much unless they start bombing civilians. People who leave Iran usually don't like the government.

>>153688253
>side-eye at binnington
rough
it really wasnt his fault

>>153688253
they didn't get their stuffed animals yet. you can tell because there's still a spark of humanity in them that is about to be crushed out

>>153688258
You are pakistani

>>153688263
wilson isn't know for his thought-filled analysis.

>>153688267
nah ur mum is lel

>>153688243
This has been bubbling for months, they hold huge rallies and shit here every weekend. Like 50,000 fuckin people.

File: 1771148682342297.jpg (72.7 KB)

72.7 KB JPG

Good night /hoc/
Hopefully there is some comfy news footage to watch when I wake up

Those dumb American broads must be still of kicking themselves for refusing free McDonald's

File: HBPsLKRXgAAcOqA.jpg (53.4 KB)

53.4 KB JPG

#McBrini #AgeGap #CNC

>>153688361
they're getting some kind of three-day event in vegas with flavor flav

>defending the islamo-fascist regime of iran
KWAB

>>153688129
True, he should be like a citizen of USA and just give opinions on countries he doesn't live in without even reading the news

I’m back what did I miss?

>>153688404
your absence made the tourists leave

>>153688404
the starting gun

File: 1767433677076270.gif (464.5 KB)

464.5 KB GIF

>>153688404
It's popping off boss

>>153688404
my girlfriend still has your mcdavid jersey

My Crosby ):

>>153688404
I'm starting to fall in love with the girls in the chinese dating sim.

File: 20260228_043607.jpg (2.5 MB)

2.5 MB JPG

I dont know eho to choose bros. I already live with Xiao Lu (it's a roommate thing). She didnt even want me there in the first place but now she's like in love with me or something.

it's so obvious that shannon has never been punched in the face

>>153687426
I know the goober goalie on the left is Darcy wakaluk. Who's the other goalie?

>>153688485
This game looks horrible

>>153688485
they all look exactly the same with different hair and clothes

>>153688532
who the fuck would punch a girl?
>>153688485
>yellow fever
not even once

Im just running with Xiao. Bitch paid my rent.

I didn't ask

In /hoc/, you don't have to :)

File: gaylebrini.jpg (202 KB)

202 KB JPG

>casually dares any journalist to ask

File: celebrini.jpg (189.2 KB)

189.2 KB JPG

>>153688788
>celebrini, would you classify yourself as a little bit zesty?

I ask permission from Gary before every post

>>153688843
You know it's not really Gary responding, it's just his interns.

File: todays games.png (104 KB)

104 KB PNG

26 teams play today... 13 games total... and all of them are SHIT

>>153688911
>many staggered starts
the interns be praised

>>153688911
Wow it's almost like Gary knew in advance that Iran was being invaded today and scheduled a full docket to distract the sheeple

File: 1772278067423.jpg (21.3 KB)

21.3 KB JPG

>>153688859
The mouth of Gary is allowed to speak freely

>>153688934
Why would Gary speak personally us plebs. You're lucky he doesnt charge for those texts.

>>153688253
Poor Binnington, he didn't deserve that. MacKinnon basically lost Canada the entire game. It's rare when you can place all the blame solely on one player, but that was the case here.

>>153688962
At least this means he'll go apeshit in order to try and get revenge in the Škoda Cup

off to bed now. waking up at 9pm. 'chel all night. /hoc/. cold beers. BOSH!

>>153689027
See you soon fren

>>153688962
woulda shoulda coulda
the better team won

>>153689027
sweet dreams, sven

>>153689047
that's cole caulfield

File: IMG_0720.png (244.1 KB)

244.1 KB PNG

Toronto’s first home game since the Olympic break is today. Will he get booed?

>>153689086
>‘You should (give him an ovation) because the way the (American hockey players) have been treated is ridiculous,” Cherry of Coach’s Corner fame told the Sun Friday.
grapes has spoken

>>153689086
two more years left on his contract. i can't wait to see him leave toronto. he's a great player in a shitty town.

>>153689099
hes more of a winnipeg lad

>jests fuck up #2 overall laine
>jests fuck up #1 overall matthews
i could see it

>>153689094
>Chud says chuds good
Shocking

File: 503.jpg (185.4 KB)

185.4 KB JPG

Is this true?

File: Screenshot 2026-02-28 045013.png (48.5 KB)

48.5 KB PNG

>>153689233
>trunada ruday læsthe lose

>>153689233
i will fight and die for trunada

Doubt we ever see Tyler Seguin skate again. Sad note to go out on.

File: 1730297145830186.jpg (77 KB)

77 KB JPG

>>153689262
me too

>>153689263
just in time for the trade deadline
how curious

>>153689279
Not sure why they waited. As soon as they said it was a torn ACL I knew he wouldn’t be back for the playoffs.

the stars should trade a 1st for ep40 to make up for it
t. nucks gm

Tonight is a big gamesie for my stars. We beat Nashville and we regain the lead over the Wild and pull within fighting distance of Colorado.

File: HCJHPjTXEAA2Y6b.jpg (138.1 KB)

138.1 KB JPG

Wtf is his problem?

>>153689331
They took a big step back from last year.

>>153689322
i root for the stars over nashville because texas has better food than SMASHVILLE

>>153689357
Nashville sucks it’s the LA of the south where the most insufferable people you know flock to in the hopes of getting discovered by a country music label.

>an eighth puck has hit the world trade center

>>153689380
for some reason it's a big flex here in canada to have a "nashville chicken sandwich" on the menu

What was the thread like after America won?

File: grug.png (565.4 KB)

565.4 KB PNG

>>153689412
i believe there is a compilation that does illustrate it

Reminder that Quinn Hughes will be on SNL tonight

I'm black what did I miss?

>>153689414
that was released hours after the game
some dedicated autism

File: IMG_7295.jpg (315.7 KB)

315.7 KB JPG

New template just dropped.

>>153687865
Steve Dangle was never funny and he had one genuinely good moment. His edge was the Zamboni driver shit

Normies are so assblasted at the burger hockey team for being normal guys

File: 3232255831711.jpg (369.4 KB)

369.4 KB JPG

we're celebrating black excellence tonight

born to nicolas roy

>>153689725
I wonder why they even like hockey or sports to begin with honestly.

>>153689725
im not sure what happened in the last 10 years but ive felt a sharp increase in anti strip club sentiment and it pmo

>>153689761
yet they sing pink pony club in harmony
disgusting

>>153689331
He's gotta play with a weird choker.

>>153689693
How come Mikko didn’t have any personality in Colorado but he’s like the biggest talker and jokester in Dallas now? I think it’s MacKinnon. I think MacKinnon is a vibe killer desu.

dilly isnt allowed to post anymore until he draws a milly

>>153689816
You would get very tired of talking to yourself on vpn if I ever stopped posting.

>>153689167
>#2 overall laine
what went wrong

>>153689761
I've never been to one but thought about it

>>153689727
hasbs are getting belt-to-ass tonight too

>>153689825
I don't even know how to use a vpn bud I ain't a nerd

File: IMG_7308.jpg (417.7 KB)

417.7 KB JPG

>>153689846
I think about that a lot. When I saw this list I couldn’t help but think about how out of place Laine is on it just comparatively.

Hellebuyck collapsed hard last night

>>153689861
My friends uncle used to own one (I think it may have been an unironic brothel since it had an attached motel) and we used to hang out there during the daytime on Saturdays in elementary school and play on the poles and shoot billiards and such it was pretty fun.

File: MV5BYmQyYzRkYTYtMmQ1MS00OWQ3LWFmYWYtMTU4MjA1NGNmMDI5XkEyXkFqcGc@.jpg (174.9 KB)

174.9 KB JPG

when did they move rangers to boston?

>>153689861
same. want to go to one together?

>>153689901
you had a weird childhood

>>153689956
Probably wouldn’t be here on this board rn if I had a normal one.

>>153689861
>>153689952
how old? i still remember going to see rippers on my 18th

>>153689973
you're right. I assume everyone here is fucked up

>>153690000
checked and /hoc/pilled

>>153689725
i would not say either of these groups are normal at all

File: 1772290892405.jpg (484.2 KB)

484.2 KB JPG

Hasan has spoken

>>153690143
we dont acknowledge dog bullies here

/hoc/ is for frens.

swedestinks OUT

swedestinks IN

>>153689875
Celebrini will have 5

*farts in swedish*

>>153690143
I hate when people do the
>one day you’ll be sorry cuz muh history
Copes. Most everything and everyone gets forgotten or misremembered no matter what and given the all time low rate of literacy and attention span it’s just such an empty threat.

>>153690143
Who?

>>153690176
Possibly. I thought it was interesting that Bedard couldn’t manage it, and then I wondered how much does durability factor into it? Like did everyone on the list escape injury their first three seasons?

stinks like a swede in here someone cut ass

Canada is just a northern Iran.

File: 1575506381035.jpg (26.2 KB)

26.2 KB JPG

woah, a prime time match between shorks and oilies!
thinking maybe i should hit the beer store for them matches tonight

>>153690158
Good morning fren (｡◕‿‿◕｡)

canadian arenas should start playing fart noises instead of burger anthem before matches

>>153690254
persian sluts best sluts

drop a (You)
break a swede

File: 1750031939935251.png (2.7 MB)

2.7 MB PNG

Guten Morgen , /hoc/

Will Gary put. Team in Tehran when the regime falls?

>>153690257
you should pekka! you'll have fun

Matt Boldy is the real deal. Hard working, smart, gritty and anglo. I knew he was gonna lit the league after I saw him undress the Canadian team by himself for his goal in the Olympics final.

>>153690143
>LE NAZIS!
oy vey

>the city of Göteborg

if IOC had any balls, they would just an americans for being warmongers and take away their medals

>>153690448
Retard

>the raped bitch of idaho

>>153690448
The IOC is for sale and always has been, Paul
>what are you smoking, and where can I buy some?

File: IMG_5079.jpg (63.1 KB)

63.1 KB JPG

Most of Minnesota is prairie / farmland. There’s some woods up north but there’s no “Wild”. Maybe they should have named the team the Minnesota Woods.

File: TopOfTheTable.png (43.7 KB)

43.7 KB PNG

Top of the table as of right now
>>153690448
stfu and go back to your own country, muslim

My Crosby is out for 4 weeks it might be over for my penguins ):

>>153690466
how about the "Minnesota Lakers"??
easily the most fitting moniker

File: IMG_4277.jpg (1.6 MB)

1.6 MB JPG

>>153690482
That would have easily been the most based decision they could have made but it probably didn’t even occur to them.

>>153690492
I'll go all in, they definitely considered it but didn't choose it for monetary reasons, I wager

File: Screenshot 2026-02-28 104506.png (159.4 KB)

159.4 KB PNG

Bros, I miss my uncs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSEEY6NJVdY

File: IMG_5081.jpg (8.5 KB)

8.5 KB JPG

>>153690492

>>153690466
Wait until you read about mammoths

File: IMG_7312.jpg (507.8 KB)

507.8 KB JPG

>>153690466
How can you be a US state without an official state animal? I think Minnesota Loons works fine though.

File: HB9e2HBaMAA5VX1.jpg (310.7 KB)

310.7 KB JPG

Canada was Hellebuyckbroken

>>153690466
theres lots of timber wolves. wolves are wild

AWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you're not a real hockey fan if you haven't sucked at least 2 dicks in your life
do better, phonies

File: 1744450654624250.jpg (489.4 KB)

489.4 KB JPG

>we live in a reality where the Seattle Sockeye and the Minnesota Walleye will never face off in the NHL
sad: mournful, even

>>153690581
is that two different dicks or does sucking one dick twice count

>>153690594
different ones, but self sucking counts too

>>153690538
I cannot believe they got bullied out of being called the Yeti. Talk about an all time no-brainer.

File: 1761449473640998.jpg (127.7 KB)

127.7 KB JPG

>>153690523
I fuckin miss big clappers bros
wrist shots are so limp dick and boring

File: IMG_5082.jpg (40.1 KB)

40.1 KB JPG

>>153690610
what a waste

we only post takagi here im afraid kwab go flames

>>153690609
what if i suck 3 dicks 2/3 each

shall be watching the >rags lose in 90 bings

my frölunda :(

I'm going to the Jackies game tonight :)

>>153690685
>2/3 each
what?

File: IMG_5083.jpg (94.3 KB)

94.3 KB JPG

>>153690466

File: nebraska.jpg (122.2 KB)

122.2 KB JPG

Even without french sissies Canada still lost. Let that sink in.

>>153690749
chuds run this shit