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offseason showers at ram ranch

that boy fast

>>153687144
Are not the Titans

I wish I watched the NFL back in the 80s with the big hits and the old aesthetics. I like all the old logos and something about watching it with the old cameras makes it kino. I like the presentation of the NFL films with the music and the narrators with the good voices from even older times. It's almost like there was some kind of magic to it all. Somehow all that has been lost it seems.

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>>153687099
I want to see how Cole Payton from SDSU throws today. Think he might be a good 3rd day QB pick

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I just want Denzel Boston to do well today. Most american name i have ever heard.

>crying cause of the combine
lol

One of those RBs isn't even a RB

>>153690553
I agree. It represents something of the old mentality of America: thoughtful presentation of entertainment first and foremost, and maximizing profit as a secondary consideration. Or rather, knowing profit will follow if the presentation is good. Because in the end it is entertainment.
Now it's the reverse, not just in the NFL but in everything. It's all about min-maxing risk-profit, so everything feels sterile. The NBA playing ads during FT's now when they never would have dared such a thing even a decade ago is another example. It's sad. But it's also our fault as consumers for tolerating it. I think the lack of another competing league also hurts. The NFL has no incentive to change anything, they can do whatever they want because they're the only player.

>>153690553
I remember after every season NFL Films would make a 30-minute recap video for each team. Loved watching those and wish they'd come back either on TV or jewtube.

>>153687838
And also not the Jets

>>153690553
Because you grew up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPiegKyKgVw

cooper kupps dad throwing a TD against the seahawks in pre-season 1991. kek why are they celebrating so hard

>yellow quarterbacks
>coach hominid

>>153687099
>falling for the 40 meme again

>>153693637
coop was 2 years old

>>153693693
wait no.. its 2 years before he was born

>>153693637
It's the Cardinals, they probably had a shit quarterback at the time and hadn't had a winning record in like 10 years.

Damn, these Qb truly suck

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MY jetties

use this thread >>153687197
until it hits the bump limit then come back

>>153694164
>3 schools in 4 years
>same spread offense every year since 9th grade
>schools want to win now, not teach
It's only getting worse

>>153694227
Wait until every team is running the ultrameme Tennessee offense.

>>153692513
wrong I was not born yet. Don't you get it? We live in the worst time possible for football.

>>153692454
The real problem is the fans who accept slop, clap for it, and then defend the slop

>>153694227
Even worse... They are talking about a quarterback who has one season of play getting drafted in the 1st round now

>>153692497
That was the best. But we used to have things recently like Sunday football recaps from Berman. All that has been lost.

use this thread >>153687197 until it hits the bump limit then come back

>>153687197
>>153687197
>>153687197

>>153698544
who?

>>153698756
shant

>>153698756
No thanks
>>153698800
Alabama QB

Why aren't these tranny qbs running the 40? Do they think they're better than literally every starting qb in the league?

Am I to believe this is supposed to make you more lucrative as a prospect when your faggoty ass can't pretend to care enough about the integrity of the sport you want to play seriously in the big boy realm enough to run 40 yards.

I have utter contempt towards this years prospects. You know for a fucking fact they're running next year in that "loaded class".

With that in mind, I close with one final thought. I hate faggot corner cutters that think they don't need to do the thing every HOF and current QB has done just because they think they're the coolest tranny faggots in the building and teams totally want you for your ability to throw instead of your speed. Totally irrelevant.

I can see Love getting picked in the top 5 now. No way he's outside top 10.

>>153698815
>>153698910
k I just didn't want to get banned for duplicate thread.

>>153699046
I've said it before but I see the Titans drafting him.

>>153699300
but they really need a defense and baldy loves defense

>>153699446
They need someone to take pressure of ward. Salehs scheme will make the defense a top 16 unit

>>153698574
Have to cram in more talking heads that just repeat the same shit about every player. I'm not sure who is to blame, but I wish the most painful death possible on them for turning ESPN into The View for sports.

>>153698933
They skipped the drills because a slow time can hurt them. Should it? Absolutely not, but the NFL is now in full mobile/running QB mode. Statue QBs like Brady & Manning now are looked down upon. If drafted today, Manning probably wouldn't even have been taken in the 1st round because he was slow and couldn't run.

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What team does this best represent

>>153700585
Cardinals

>>153700732
They suck but they did make it to the Owl once.

>>153700143
Pocket passing quarterbacks could actually spread the ball around unlike the meme quarterbacks

>>153701173
>defaulting to his legs
exactly. when i hear scrambler, i think "he doesnt know how to study the playbook, and have his brain do all the work." Rodgers/Wilson vs Justin Fields/all others that get happy legs.
>facing obvious pressure
>miss check downs
>panic due to shit brain
>miss check downs
>exit pocket to stretch an already shit line thinner
>miss check downs
>still have shit brain, and less protection
>still no decision
>stretch line further
risk penalty
>SCRAMBLE
>GENERATIONAL SCRAMBLING SKILL.
>ARM TALENT THROUGH THE ROOF!

I'm calling a screen pass with no blockers behind the line of scrimmage literally right now

>black primates
>coach quarterback

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>>153701304
this guy has high upside though! wellllllll now that you say it like that, is he jumping out of the gym!?!?! HE IS!?!?!?!?! fuck it. I LOVE THE UPSIDE ON THIS black/hawaiian quarterback! They havent been exposed since 2015....
>Winston
>Mariota
>Hundley
>Brissett
>Dak
>Cardale Jones
>Kizer
>Dobbs
>Jackson
>Murray
>Haskins
>Tagovailoa
>Love
>Hurts
>Zach Wilson
>Lance
>Fields
>Ridder
>Oladokun
>Willis
>Young
>Stroud
>Richardson
>Hooker
>Thompson-Robinson
>Williams
>Daniels
>Penix
>Rattler
>Milton
>Ward
>Milroe
>Gabriel
>Sanders

If I'm a GM I'm absolutely not looking to draft a QB right now. Shit class. Build your defense and hope to get a running back too.

>>153690553
Those bright green astroturfs look bad but mud games on natural grass from the 80's are kino

>>153690553
A lot of teams are doing retros more often now. You can thank the Bengals for petitioning for 3 alt uniforms a year instead of 2

>>153701446
its the perfect draft for the raiders to sell the pick for more picks. mendoza cant save them now or in two years, right?

>>153701304
Don't forget Desean Watson, Browns still are paying for him lol

>>153701304
It's ideocracy

>>153701304
>>153701431
>discussing running QBs with no mention of Allen, Lawrence, Wilson, or Purdy
All modern QBs scramble

>>153701509
I don't think I've ever seen any mud in the modern NFL
>>153701574
It's not the same. They just do it for nostalgia but one game a year is just a gimick. They are back to their soulless logos and unis after.

>>153701431
At least Dak & Jackson are good in the regular season, but crumble so hard in the playoffs. Allen is the same way at this point.

>>153701742
There's a difference between Statue, Scrambling, and Running QBs. The main difference between scrambling & running is that scrambling QBs are still looking to pass first, and only take off as a last resort. Big Ben was one at the beginning. He'd scramble out of the pocket when necessary, but was always looking to pass. Running QBs are like Vick, Murray, RG3, Jackson, etc. Once they start moving, they only want to run.

>>153701817
>Vick
20 years ago
>Murray
Shit whether he's passing or running
>RG3, Jackson,
YDKB. Both of these two are scramblers. Lamar hasn't been rushing in nearly the same way the past two years because he's been passing much more, and you don't watch Commies games if you think Daniels isn't a passer.
And again, guys like Allen and Lawrence are some of the biggest rushers in the League. You're not actually watching games

>>153701817
>RG3
Lmao whoops, I mistook this for you saying RG4. My bad
Still though, put that in with Vick of 1 example 10 years ago

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>>153701431
>>153701714
>Watson
I knew I missed a couple. Went back to '01 and missed more. The history is there, the black qb is a franchise killer.
>Vick
>Tuiasosopo
>Quincy Carter
>Garrard
>Davey
>Ronald Curry
>Leftwich
>Seneca Wallace
>Campbell
>Vince Young
>Tarvaris Jackson
>Brad Smith
>D. J. Shockley
>Jamarcus Russell
>Isaiah Stanback
>Troy Smith
>Dixon
>Josh Freeman
>Pat White
>Sanchez
>Nate Davis
>Joe Webb
>Newton
>Kaepernick
>Taylor
>RG3
>EJ Manuel
>Geno
>B. J. Daniels
>Bridgewater
>Logan Thomas
>Tajh Boyd

>>153701742
all those guys run, looking for a pass. Allen isnt black or id list him too

>>153701877
How long ago doesn't matter, they're being used as an example. Guess we can't use Faulk as an example for dual threat RBs anymore since it was 20 years ago. Are you fucking retarded?

>>153701929
>all those guys run, looking for a pass
This is true of every QB except Fields
>>153701936
>How long ago doesn't matter, they're being used as an example
You've got 2 examples from the past 20 years and you're trying to treat that as a blanket rule
>Are you fucking retarded?
U mad bro?

>>153701995
>doesn't even attempt to answer the question
Yep, you're retarded. Thanks for admitting it, I accept your concession. Filtered since I don't argue with 60 IQ retards. Reply more, I'll never see it. I know you'll still reply.

>>153701877
>Lamar hasn't been rushing in nearly the same way the past two years
and where has their team building been? still building it around him. What has he been doing (not as much)? still scrambling. Look at the Seahawks, not built around Darnold, but plug a pocket passer into a team, and it works wonders for building a championship, or leading one. COOL LAMAR THREW 4 INTS.... LOOK AT HIS PLAYOFF GAMES. IN TWO GAMES TOSSES AN INT, AND DOESNT ADVANCE. TOTAL MEME QB. Say what you want about skill but it doesnt mean shit if he cant carry. McNabb carried. Jackson, a nearly 3 time MVP cant carry his team to the playoffs? Fucking bum scramblers. Who was MVP this year? Stafford. the ultimate scrambler forever.
>3-5 in the playoffs scrambling

>>153701995
fields is looking to pass, but his brain cap is smaller. jackson still scrambles, and worse now, dont think that bug has gone away. he still panics, and when that running game slips more, youll see. COOL MVP, now lead the team to a title? no? oh...

>>153702061
>>153702087
>but dem playoffs
Lol, goalposts moved. Just admit that you don't know ball

Mmmhhhmmmm now THAT'S good bussy

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>>153702117
youre out here trying to act like lamar isnt a bum lmao dumb faggot cant do his own comparisons and only wants to cry about black qbs being good when they arent hahahahaha

>>153702029
>Lamar doesnt scramble. Lamar doesnt throw picks. Lamar doesnt do anything wrong. Every qb scrambles.
there is no arguing with that retard. but but dey all scramble... no they extend plays if needed, but use the tool between the ears. If Jackson had a brain he wouldnt fuck his teams cap lmao

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>>153702132
>Lamar can't pass
>okay, he CAN pass but-

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>>153702132
DOUBLE the rushing attempts compared to Darnold's Vikings and Seahawks run. 104 more times, Jackson in the regular season used his legs over his arm. Why would he be in a position to use his legs? Is it available targets? If thats the case why arent they available?
>hurt
>not open
why? health issue? quarterback processing issues? Why is he an MVP if he cant lead his team to a championship? Oh thats right he is a scrambler. Why does Lamar not make anyone better? He is a scrambler.

>>153702181
>says the guy arguing for black qbs not being a meme scrambler
theyre a meme. what black qb has won a title? a black defense has won plenty.

>outed as a non-ball knower
>starts dumping schizo charts and rants
Lmao

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>fails to grasp the scrambler/qb meme
>still thinks a scambler/runner will win a title
here is a black who stayed in the pocket. adjusting in the pocket, or moving around (wilson/rodgers), WITH eyes down field to THROW? thats a quarterback. Feel pressure after the snap, and look down field with intent to run? youre a scrambler. If you default to running even after all the ""evolution of game"" youre still a meme. lamar sucks. allen sucks. Darnold is the best qb in football.

>>153698933
Me when I see a skill player run muh 40 and skip the 3 cone and shuttle because they're not actually fast(75% of them)

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christian mccaffrey with the homies

Da Burrs :)

What happened to the other thread?

>Flacco gone
>Browning possibly gone
>Bengals don't have a good QB for when Burrow dies again
I can already tell they're going to throw a 3rd or 4th round pick away on a backup QB.

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Kangbros what are we going to do at QB?

>literally coach rape ape

https://nypost.com/2026/02/27/sports/falcons-fire-latroy-lewis-hours-after-disturbing-rape-assault-allegations/

>>153703886
U stuck with 9 broh

>>153704044
Fuck that. Kwesi ain’t here to prop that retard up anymore.

Iowa dude rocking a great mullet

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>>153704093
what happened to meditation posting?
I thought he was supposed to take over the league

>>153704653
The infamous nine pose video came out and annihilated any semblance of jj being poised or mature

These o-linemen are still faster than average people that weigh 100+ pounds less than them.

>>153704653
I don’t know why anyone thought he would be good.

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>>153704653
you don't understand
he has a demon inside of him, you see
a demon named nine
the meditation is to seal him away at all costs

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>>153687099

Man these dudes are BIG

>>153705396
>Idiots deserve what they get
Have you been in Minnesota?
The populace deserves everything they receive.

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>>153705407
Oh sweetie

>>153705407
Minneapolis needs to be carpet bombed and started over at this point. There's no saving it.

>>153705430
why are poltards so stupid?

>>153705441
Fano is the quickest by a mile though. Arm length though is what everyone jerks off to anymore.

>>153705460
>exposing yourself as non-white
Thanks, now I can filter you.

>>153705426
>a state with unimaginable fraud suddenly a "best place to be born"
hmmm

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>>153705473
Minneapolis is whiter than whatever shithole you’re from.

>>153705460
Because you have to be stupid to start with to become a poltard, it attracts stupid people.

>>153705502
I see the power of glorious Viking DNA

>>153705505
Poltards are winning rn you moron. Everything from child predation to fraud proven right. But it isn't sports related, so let's talk about how bad black qbs are.

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>>153705036
SoFi will greet us as liberators...

2 rings, 1 Kupp

>>153705396
I remember they kept saying that if they could go 14-3 in a rebuild year with darbold that they'd be unstoppable with a real qb like mccarthy. Meanwhile it wasn't even a rebuild year. They still had a bunch of their good players under contract, they weren't trying to cut or trade them.

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>>153705856
Still went 9-8

>>153705987
You're going to be the NFCNs punching bag for the next 4 years minimum.

>>153706011
Lmao pure cope

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>>153705987
Hang the banner!

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When do the big dawgs show up?

>>153705502
you forget the part where this picture is from a 55 degree day

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Does this faggot cry after every loss, or just when he gets humiliated and exposed in front of the whole country?

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>>153705502
that's fine

>>153707128
Literally who?

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Please tell me y’all didn’t spend the weekend watching a bunch of negroes run in a straight line and run a slant route

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>>153687099
Why are all niggas today so ZESTY bruh lmao?

Yeah feeling Iggies to the Bowl this yeah

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Ok now this is based

>>153708540
what he cryin for

>>153708685
My bussy

>>153708074
Evidently you did cuck.

>>153708685
Tennessee told him they're drafting him.

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>>153705036

Another youngun dead

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>>153708986
Are you a Seahawks fan or just hate the Pats?

>>153709030
Car accident. If it's not one thing it's another.

Goodell says enough is enough and gives the Jets all 32 first round picks this year to jumpstart the team
What is their record in the 2030 season?

>>153709205
5 wins

>>153709205
Depends if they draft ryback

Ryback posting still isn't funny

Ryback posting is funny

Kyler Murray could win the Super Bowl on the Vikings and thats exactly why he's going to the Browns

>>153709260
>Kyler Murray could win the Super Bowl on the Vikings
KEK

>>153709265
Correct. He's been stuck in the most stacked division in the NFL his entire career playing with scraps and hand-me-downs.

He could compete in the NFCN however.

>>153709205
4-14

>>153709277
KEK

>>153709290
what did I say that is wrong.

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>>153709103
I'm a Vikin- er um Broncos fan... I think

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>kangz
>ever winning a superbowl

So who will get the #1 overall pick in 2027? Raiders again? Browns? Jets? Cards?

>IGGLEZ
>EVER WINNING THE SUPERBOWL
>SEAHAWKS
>EVER WINNING THE SUPERBOWL
>RAMS
>EVER WINNING THE SUPERBOWL

SEE
SEE
SEE
I CAN DO IT TOO
ITS
NOT
FUCKING FUNNY TEAMS EVENTUALLY WIN

seething kang faggo kek

>Toxins
>Ever winning
Come on now...

>>153709329
>TEAMS EVENTUALLY WIN
KEK

>GAYTRIOTS
>EVER WINNING THE SUPERBOWL
SEE IM ADUMBV FROGPOSTER FROM 1999
HAHAHAHA
SO FUNNY`

>VIKEKS
>EVER WINNING THE SUPERBOWL
SEE IM A SMART FROGPOSTER FROM 2026
HAHAHAHA
SO FUNNY

The whole point of the Vikings is to help AFC teams lose their superbowl virginity

I see we're having a normal one here this Sunday.

>>153709346
>>TEAMS EVENTUALLY WIN
>KEK
This man doesn't Bills

Bills-Vikings Super Bowl
The first ever Owl where both teams lose

The phrase “helping AFC teams lose their Super Bowl virginity” is a cheeky, meme-like way to point out a funny historical quirk from the Vikings’ Super Bowl record in the 1970s.
The Minnesota Vikings went to four Super Bowls between 1970 and 1977—and lost every single one of them, all to AFC teams:
• Super Bowl IV (1970): Lost to the Kansas City Chiefs (23-7). This was the Chiefs’ first Super Bowl win.
• Super Bowl VIII (1974): Lost to the Miami Dolphins (24-7). Miami had already won the previous year (Super Bowl VII), so not their first, but still an AFC victory.
• Super Bowl IX (1975): Lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers (16-6). This was Pittsburgh’s first Super Bowl title (kicking off their dynasty).
• Super Bowl XI (1977): Lost to the Oakland Raiders (32-14). This was Oakland’s first Super Bowl win.
So three out of the four times the Vikings reached the big game, they were the unfortunate NFC punching bag that handed an AFC franchise its very first Lombardi Trophy. (Miami was the outlier since they’d already popped their champagne the year before.)
It’s become a bit of running NFL lore/jab that the Vikings essentially served as the “welcome to the winners’ club” doormat for some of the AFC’s most iconic early champions. The Purple People Eaters and Fran Tarkenton were beasts, but in those big moments, the AFC dynasty teams just had their number.
Savage take, but there’s truth to it—the Vikings are 0-4 in Super Bowls, all against the old AFL side, and they directly enabled first-time glory for KC, PIT, and OAK. Skol… or something like that?

>>153709386
>all to AFC teams
woah...

Vikings should've won that one season where they went 15-1 in the 90s but thats around when we diverged into the bad timeline and its part of why everything is so shit

>>153709404
>we

People actually pay money to wear another man's name on their back

>>153709404
>wuz

>>153709408
we, as in the entire world including you fucker

>>153709404
>Vikings, Lions, and Packers have all won 15 games then failed to make the SB
Lol

Bills fan here. Why is cum so much more delicious after it’s been inside a guy’s asshole?

>Howie Roseman says he'll always listen to any GM who wants to make any trade offer
WATER = WET

>>153709433
Nah. Not everyone is a loser like you.

>>153709507
>WE
you're not a part of your team faggot

>>153709504
Trade Hurts for Ryback

>Jerry jones says he won't retire until he has 1 more Superbowl win than Robert kraft

Grkm

>>153709642
What do you mean by "he"? What do you mean by "retire"? What do you mean by "Super Bowl".

>>153690553
Yeah losing the announcers with epic voices and showmanship is so unforgivable. All the announcers today suck dick except for Al Michaels and he is 80 years old.

>>153709642
Who cares bro. When he retires then it will just go to Steven and he will probably be even dumber than Jerry. Cowboy chads exist to suffer

>>153709530
the NFL would step in for the sake of parity
a single team getting Ryback would simply be too unfair
maybe shared custody between 2 or 3 teams at the very least

>>153709732
His son doesn't really care about being in the football business. I'm planning on buying the team from him once Jerry Jones passes.

If they take Jermod McCoy in the first round they are so fucking retarded.

>>153709851
Who?

>>153709851
don't trust texas dbs
not racist just don't like em

>>153709833
the NFL doesn't accept neetbux dipshit

>>153710097
>not racist
unbased

Who are all the QBs that are free this year?

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>>153710152
Ben DiNucci

>>153710172
Definitely informally retired.

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>>153687099
>weakest american athlete

>>153710172
Anon said quarterbacks not scrubs.

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>>153710152
Pick up the phone, Minnesota

If you're Minnesota you call up Kyler Murray and give him a try

O’Connell turns Kyler into an all-pro cap it

>>153710152
Jimmy G will start again in this league. Either in Arizona or Miami.

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NOWHERE TO RUN TO NOWHERE TO HIDE
SING THE SONG OR KEEP IT INSIDE
BOUGHT THE FARM BUT THE FARMER DONE DIED
SING THAT SONG
SING THAT SONG INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

>>153710304
>midgets
>all anything
kek

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Huh?

>>153710331

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winter sex with laura rutledge!

We love Kay here
We hate Mina here

>>153710320
Arizona is what it's looking like

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>Vikings are bringing in Kikeler to compete with their 1st round pick QB

>>153710320
>>153710500
Why would anyone take Jimmy da Wop over Mariota???

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Generational busts.

>>153710564
to be fair both of those clowns are equally horrible

>>153710573
Marcus threw the pass of the year though!

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SIX WINS BITCH

Sounds like Steelers or nothing for Aaron.

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>F-f-fortuitous bussy

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>>153709404
The Vikings have never and will never win a game that matters

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what did jameis mean by this?

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erin dolan laughing at my penis!

>>153710829
saw it

>>153710357
>forgot her jacket
>during a blizzard

she wants to show off her tits because she's a SLUT

>>153710843
Wobster

>>153710861
No jacket gives a +5 bonus to ball talking.

>>153710865
>audible groan

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>>153710885
*blocks your path*

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what did eagles fans mean by this?

Jets should take a flyer on Diego Pavia

>>153711024
What did Eagles fans mean by a Homeland Security raid? Probably nothing, since it was Homeland Security and not Eagles fans. And if some are Eagles fans, they were probably just doing their job.

>>153710757
Aaron has been embarrassing himself for years, same with Russ. Gotta know when to bow out

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>armlets

>>153709277
>He could compete in the NFCN however.

lol

>>153711134
>Gayleb
>love
>goof
>Murray

the winner would change every year like the NFCE bullshit the last decade

We love goof here

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>>153711143
oh yeah I forgot my birds broke the curse this year
I guess sucking for the season was the blood price to make that happen but hey, the rest of the NFCE managed to suck even harder

>>153711186
We do not like the lions here

>Drakey Poo is in the forever 0-1 club with Joey B, the Goof, and $cam.

>>153711186
das rite

>>153711186
goof loves to goof the big games away

>>153711223
didnt darnold do the same until he didnt?

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>>153711227
darnold goof'd once and then played clean and nasty on his second go at playoff foobaw

>>153711223
>big games
low IQ meme
>>153711227
yes, it was just pure narrative horseshit. nfltards don't understand sample size

>>153711132
>typical NFL OT arm length is 33 inches
>dude is less than an inch away from that

i don't see the issue

>>153711800
NFL jerks off to arm length over anything else for some reason. Really, the NFL has gone way too far with this kind of shit. It's also why so many coaches suck at playcalling.

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Carson Beck absolutely dominated the combine and we need to talk about it

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>marries and impregnates a bitch who got BLACKED in a movie that's nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars
>chokes and misses the SB
KWAB

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>just wanna thank God

Ummmm yea im thinking BASED top 50 draft pick

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>>153710801

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>>153711917
Jets take him at 2. Sign Cousins to start next year while Beck sits.

>[NY Post] Mark Sanchez accused of being under the influence of cocaine, fentanyl, marijuana and alcohol during life-altering brawl
>it was Fent
yiikes

>Lions window is closed

Not yet I think. Being last in the NFCN will give them an easier schedule. Still the scariest offense along with the Rams. They are a couple defensive pieces away from contention again

>>153712212
Are they gonna restructure Goff's contract for extra cap space?

>Colorado football player dies in one-car car crash at 3AM
First, why the fuck is he out driving at 3AM? What drugs was he on? Also, why the FUCK do black players also go out after midnight, when they know that's when all the bad shit happens?

>>153712224
> According to the Colorado State Patrol, the crash occurred at around 3 a.m. Sunday in Boulder County. Police said Ponder, who was driving a 2023 Tesla Model 3, lost control on a curve, and the car went across the eastbound lane, striking a guardrail and then an electrical line pole, before rolling down an embankment and catching on fire.
this reads like a slapstick comedy script

>>153712209

That's a lot of conflicting drugs. You'd think they'd cancel each other out

>>153712271
I was out a lot at that age.

>>153712271
>get NIL money
>buy Tesla
>buy drugs
>end up dead
This is only going to happen more. Giving millions of dollars to retarded college kids is a horrible idea. At least young NFL players just blow through their money quickly and end up poor, but not dead.

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>>153710581
MariGOATa just needed more time

>>153712273
likely fent laced cocaine and it drove sanchez craaaazzyy cause he didnt know what the fuc kwas happening

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My Rammies :)

Any prospects change your opinion of them at this year's combine? Reminder free agency opens in 9 days

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people who know what they're talking about seem to like this trade for the browns. apparently they're ready to pay him around 20 mil per year and the texans weren't. bold strategy for caserio to go cheap on one of the most valuable positions in the league, but i guess he really believes in his ol draft evaluations

>>153712776
>average 11 rush TDs the past 3 years
>worth a 5th round pick
Man, RBs aren't worth anything after their rookie contract.

>>153712209
>NY Post

>>153711925
is it really BLACKED when she's not (completely) white?

>>153712776
Plus some nigga OL named juice scruggs

>>153712776
How is he only worth a 5th? I continue to not understand NFL trade values at all.

American football was first played on November 6, 1869, when Rutgers and Princeton faced each other in New Brunswick, New Jersey.

>>153712858
Something behind the scenes tells me he's hard to work with

>>153712859
looked a lot like divegrass though, to the point that college divegrass record keepers also claim that game as part of their history

>>153712878
Do you guys play American football? I thought Russia liked playing soccer and ice hockey. Though a Russian football team sounds interesting.

>>153712776
RIP Sonic and Knuckles

>>153712883
nah, it's a super niche sport that only exists at beer league level at best, obviously divegrass is 100000x more popular, i just fell out of love with it over the years. hockey is awesome though, and yeah they're about tied with soccer in popularity

>>153712776
Actually traded for 4th, 7th, and offensive line depth guy Juice Scruggs. I fucking hate losing him, blowing up the most successful RB duo in the league is NOT the way to fix this fucking team

But

Is this a good trade?

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>>153712883
The big Euro League just fell apart, sad to see.

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It's morning, are you enjoying a breakfast beer?

>>153712792
>>153712858
he's a 28 year old RB who's going into his 7th season after playing on two run heavy offenses, detoilet is lucky they managed to get more than just a 5th

What are the Texans doing with their O-Line? They traded a tackle and guard today. They are relying on a sophomore and 3rd year tackle.

>>153712966
They wanna move off of Stroud so they settings him up to fail a bit more. So the decline continues and no one can say shit.

>>153712999
not too crazy a strategy. tank this year, use the capital to get a cheap rookie, pay your defense, try to win during the rookie window.

>>153712949
Dude has been in the bottom 5 in attempts the past 2 years. He shouldn't have much wear and tear. He's never had 250 attempts in a single season. That's nothing for a RB unless you're made of glass.

>>153713016
He was the Bears entire offense for a few years. And they got a 4th, 7th, and an OL for him. It's a fucking steal by the Lions.

>>153713012
Are there any good QB prospects in the next draft though?
>inb4 Arch
He sucks

>>153712945
Is there any chance of them coming back?

>>153713084
Hell if I know. The draft intelligencia say yes

>>153712945
Just like with the Jap league, I bet you could just run the Flexbone or other old school rush offense and absolute dominate on offense at least.

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>>153712944
>Is this a good trade?

Yeah, I wanted to keep RB David Mongomery but no RB will be successful if the Oline sucks and now GM Brad Holmes can hopefully pick up another good RB late in the draft.

The Lions still have Jahmyr Gibbs, arguably the best RB in the league.

>2 picks
fucking fleeced the toxins god damn
gonna miss monty but wow that's nice

Is it over for Chubb? Also what happened to that late rd rookie that did pretty well for them like 2 yrs ago

Why are like 5 teams in the same situation as the Broncos were with Russ? Stop paying washed QB's a gajillion dollars and wasting your cap space

>>153713189
Funny that ELITE Flacco is better than all of them

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/detroit-lions/news/adam-schefter-ian-rapoport-both-david-montgomery-trade-details-wrong-rush-1st/5751a97b3666ad63556359da
lmao

>You can usually tell when ESPN's Adam Schefter and NFL Network's Ian Rapoport get their information from the same source.

>That was pretty clearly the case on Monday, when they tweeted out the news of the David Montgomery trade from the Lions to the Texans within seconds of each other, and they both got details of the deal wrong.

The Niners really just refuse to win a Superbowl ever again, huh?

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>>153713153
>fucking fleeced the toxins god damn

I think it's a fair deal, Monty is a RB1 on just about any team in the league.

>>153713183
>Is it over for Chubb?
he had a career ending injury so yes

>>153713227
>Running trick plays up 2 scores on the Tits
Point differential merchants of the highest order.

>>153713227
>the one team that let Shaduer fags hype him up
Fucking hate the tits

>>153712966
Juice scruggs was below average and titus howard was decent. The toxins oline is already ass, they will try to build through draft and maybe some FAs.

>>153713227
No it's a huge overpay, 2 picks and a player for an RB that will be 29 week one is nuts. He's good but with the Texans Oline I doubt he'll crack the top 20 RBs, maybe not even 30. I am glad he's not on the Lions anymore though, now I can root for him.

One of these teams will run a triple headed dragon with 3 aging (>27 year old) QBs and destroy the league. I wish I was a GM. My rosters would suck so much but I would really like building them. I need to get a few billion so I can buy a team.

>>153713334
I don't think any team would sell unless forced to. They make 80m+ a year in profit, nobody is giving that up.

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Insane that free agency is only in a week

>>153713415
Damn she cute

>>153713415
do we know if raccoon likes football or not

One thing I like about American football is that the shirts are nice looking. Big numbers and big names.