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NRL
>GAME 1
Newcastle Knights v North Queensland Cowboys
1:15pm AEDST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Allegiant Stadium, Las Vegas
2.41-1.57
> The 2026 NRL Telstra Premiership kicks off with a blockbuster season opener on Sunday at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas, as the Newcastle Knights take on the North Queensland Cowboys. The Knights enter the new season desperate to erase the memory of a wooden spoon campaign, having plummeted to the bottom of the ladder with a severe nine-game losing streak to close out last year. The Cowboys look to capitalise on their latent offensive firepower after missing the finals entirely, plagued by extreme volatility and frustrating defensive frailties despite their ability to post points effortlessly.
Knights 1-12 3.25
Knights 13+ 6.25
Cowboys 1-12 2.75
Cowboys 13+ 3.10
Knights +4.5 1.85 Cowboys -4.5 1.95

>GAME 2
Canterbury Bulldogs v St George-Illawarra Dragons
3:30pm AEDST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Allegiant Stadium, Las Vegas
1.38-3.06
> The 2026 NRL Telstra Premiership continues its Las Vegas double-header at Allegiant Stadium, as the Bulldogs face off against the Dragons. The Bulldogs enter the new season on the back of a spectacular defensive resurgence in 2025, though they are seeking to avenge a disappointing "straight sets" finals exit caused by late-season injuries. The Dragons face a steep uphill climb following a deeply frustrating campaign defined by 10 narrow losses of eight points or fewer, indicating a severe inability to execute in critical moments. This matchup presents a classic clash of stability versus uncertainty: the Bulldogs' impenetrable defensive wall against the Dragons' untested halves pairing. While St George Illawarra will attempt to drag the game into a grinding, attritional battle, Canterbury's line speed and physical dominance in the contact zone should dictate terms.
Bulldogs 1-12 2.80
Bulldogs 13+ 2.35
Dragons 1-12 4.00
Dragons 13+ 8.75
Bulldogs -7.5 1.81 Dragons +7.5 2.00
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>>153689755
SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Warrington Wolves v Wakefield Trinity
04:30am AEDST on Fox and Kayo
1.20-3.75
>Round 3 of the Super League from Halliwell Jones Stadium.

>GAME 2
Catalans Dragons v St Helens
05:00amAEDST on Fox and Kayo
1.91-1.72
>Round 3 of the Super League from Stade Gilbert Brutus.

>GAME 3
Hull KR v Leeds Rhinos
11:00amAEDST on Fox and Kayo
1.49-2.62
>World Club Champions Hull KR, take on Leeds, to begin the triple-header from Las Vegas.
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Lets go Wolvies
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Based. I'll likely miss the first two SL games.
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the fire rises
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>>153689755
great thread hope you and all the /nrl/ family had a good off season :D
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>>153689755
I can't wait. So much rugby league to watch today.
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>The Dragon's have a miraculous season and make the Grand final
>Lose in a thriller
>Flannagan addresses the press conference
>See I told you so
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>>153690505
what a coach WHAT A COACH!!!
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GAME DAY
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Any chud certified SC leagues?
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>WW3 starts as SOON as footy comes back
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these two teams(countries) HATE each other
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>>153693395
Pretty sure our league is full.
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good morning las vegas
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>>153694250
How very Jewish of you
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>>153693395
Somebody made one a few threads back

106681
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>Opening the round with 2 potential wooden spooners on the world stage

Vlandys you genius!
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>us doggies fans really know how to party!!
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FOOTY
>FOOTY
FOOTY
>FOOTY
FOOTY
>FOOTY
FOOTY
>FOOTY
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Karl Lawton will be first player to play in Vegas twice
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INDI BOSTOCK ANAL GAPE INDIA BOSTOCK ANAL GAPE
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Choc dipped tiny teddys MOGG tv snacks malt sticks

Tiny teddys 7/10
Malt sticks 5/10
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how many years have had a Vegas round?
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>>153694760
Started in 2024
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>>153694749
>He thinks we didn't know this
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>>153694445
Did anyone join it?
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Relocate Vegas round to brisvegas, guarantee the broncGODs a game there and make it count as an away game, problem solved lads
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good morning /nrll/ family don't forget to do your tips and enjoy your footy :D xoxo
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>>153694899
Boy do I have news for you
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What's the tipping code?
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Tipping Bros - looking at the schedule is this the week to use as a Joker round?
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WE'RE LIVE
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>12K from UK
>20K from the AUS
>selling the game
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How many bongs until the rugger
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52
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>>153694984
>tipping
448107
>meme tipping
898598
>>153695021
No
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>>153695021
I wanted to add a Joker to out comp last year but it got voted down. It's the reason we have the meme comp now.
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kek I thought we were still in the last thread ffs
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THE BET
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>>153695305
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>3 different tipping websites with work, whirlpool and here

ffs
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the BroncGODS could beat both these peems (if they cared to)
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>>153695329
>whirlpool
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>>153695178
Which tipping website is this? It won't come up on the NRL one
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The multi
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This graphic is shit.
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>i-i-i-its lachlan galvin's year this year for sure
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>>153695430
tips.com.au
we use it because it’s linked to supercoach
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>>153695477
8/9 :-( maybe 7/9
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>>153695517
Based >Lee
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ACKshully
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frankly gentlemen I'm not seeing the hype I would like to see
NOW GET HYPPEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>153695615
wrong ‘ull m8
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Iranians just attack this shit and blowup the whole stadium
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>>153695466
idk if you guys ever watched sevens but there was like a 4 year period where the tournaments were sold out parties. I worry that the off shore nrl games will be the same
if youre an american you might go once because its something different but if youre not actually a real fan youre not going to go repeatedly
its like the nfl game being played in aus next season, I'll go because its something different and I want to see what its like irl, but if they came every year I wouldn't go again
worry that vlandys might be retarded
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why does hully wully get a song and rhinos don't
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>>153695675
kek
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Ais this on 9
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Spoonfeed me, is this also the start of the Super League season?
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>>153695730
not the pooper peague but the 2 NRL games are on from 1pm
>>153695742
The Super League season already began in mid-February
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>>153695730
kek expecting league to be on the “home of rugby league”
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WTF ADS IN TEH MIDDLE OF PLAY
WOW THE TRUE AMERICAN EXPERIENCE
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>Kayo cuts to ads in the middle of play
what the fuck cunts
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AIRSTRIKE ON FOX
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>vlandys we only sold 5000 tickets
>omg it'll ruin us
>sir we can play ads 2 minutes into the game
>we're saved yaaaayyy
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uh PVLbros.. this can’t be happening..
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the ads are fucked what the fuck
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WE’RE BACK
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They started right on time, missed a few minutes of the first half
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nice head first tackling technique there
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bit gay me
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>sivo
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BBC-SIVO BBC-SIVO BBC-SIVO
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no spec savers in las vegas for the ref aye
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>Gus puffs up
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if youre on kayo, go to the fox league live channel instead of the hull kr game
no ads
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kek at the seccy running for cover from big Sivo
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QUEENSLANDER
QUEENSLANDER
QUEENSLANDER
QUEENSLANDER
QUEENSLANDER
QUEENSLANDER
QUEENSLANDER
QUEENSLANDER
QUEENSLANDER
QUEENSLANDER
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Ah yes that’s the Croft we remember
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ITS SIVO
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no try
>this peem beat the poocos
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>>153695850
BBC-SIVO BBC-SIVO BBC-SIVO
BBC-SIVO BBC-SIVO BBC-SIVO
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bring him back to the eels
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Sivo going to the league
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hull more like husk LOL
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bunkers been given the green light to award everything
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are Hull frauds?
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Based Sivo
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>>153695959
Used up all their energy against the Poocos
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>>153695972
you win some you lose more
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International rugby league
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This is the peem that beat Brisbane? kek absolute false premiers
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how were the first two games today?
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PASS IT TO SIVO
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Connor > any other halves playing today
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WE WANT 50
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TOUCHDOWN USA
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CROFT YOU ARE A PERTH BEAR
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Ah yes that’s the Croft we don’t remember
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I stepped away for a moment and missed it
How was that second one a try? Thought he dropped it.
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No footy snacks for me today cause I ate pizza while watching Mardi Gras last night
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>>153696122
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they’ve essentially ruled that there wasn’t sufficient evidence to overturn the original decision of Try from the on field ref. They couldn’t see a shot that showed complete separation from his fingertips. IMO it probably shouldn’t have even got that far as the Leeds offloaded from the ground when the tackle was completed.
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BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
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BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
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BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
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What the fuck are these Hull faggots doing, I thought this was one of my safer bets
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TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF TIFF
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>>153696171
desu it’s a pretty big effort to come off a massive performance against the Bronx then fly to Vegas for this. Rhinos came in fresh with nothing to lose.
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*cries*
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SIVOOOOOOO
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HOLY KINO
HOLY KINO
HOLY KINO
HOLY KINO
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>>153696227
lads, thinking i might not get the wooden spoon this year
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>the city of hull
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pretty neat trick why don't players in the NRL do that
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Remember when we hooked the women’s match because it was an uncompetitive blowout?
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>>153696227
how come you didn’t reset your password?
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comeb-ACK
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ROVERBACK
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>>153696216
Can see why Penrith bailed on it last year
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BUNKER BULLSHIT
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It's actually illegal for the red team to score
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based Asian milf
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that seppo team from yesterday could beat Hull KR at this rate
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Just accidentally ate a whole box of cheezels lads
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>>153696279
It wouldn’t send me a link. I remade my peem, please kick me out so I can rejoin my new one
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>sneaky trolling by getting a random family member kicked out
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>>153696327
N please help this poor man
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HELLO VONNIE WE CAN HEAR YOI
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>'ull niggas dropped over 1k on this
Kek
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>>153696227
>>153696327
Which peem are you?
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someone has a incomplete peem and I'm seeing a lot of default shields
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>>153696393
Spendolini(‿ˠ‿)
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kek nice kick Miller ya spastic
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>>153696431
Post dashboard of your new peem
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>>153696496
I just joined the other comp with the new one
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wait what’s the other comp?
also kek @ Hull GAYR
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First BET
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>>153696536
Here you go m8
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>travelling all the way to Vegas to get price gouged by hotels and casinos to watch 30+ get put on your peem
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>>153696563
This fear is why I didn’t buy a ticket
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WE WANT 50
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SIIIIIIIIIIIIVOOOOOOOOOO
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3-VO 3-VO 3-VO 3-VO
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>tennis score
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biff looms hull gonna have a tanty
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>Alien territory for Hull KR
based Carney the Area 51 truther
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my put sivo in my team
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>>153696627
based gus
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>>153696053
>quincy dudd
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COMEBACK
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PITY TRY
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HULLBACK
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Been watching some training videos, hull might bring it back.
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Hey lads I made this so I could keep track of Sangster and the other experts. It’s an unlimited league so feel free to jump in if you want.
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Some really good reaction images coming out of the Hull fans kek
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SIVO SIVO SIVO SIVO SIVO SIVO SIVO SIVO SIVO SIVO SIVO
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4-VO 4-VO 4-VO 4-VO 4-VO
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You lads did put Sivo into your SC peem right?
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>>153696679
I’ll only believe this if it’s posted in the official chat (which had 250+ replies btw)
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Glad footy is back lad
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This 38 year old Australian coconut is dominating these young English chaps
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I’m a raidgods fan and had no idea Levi left to the UK
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Which player is most likely to get arrested for public intoxication and disorderly conduct on the Strip this weekend?
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last chance to get your tips in and tinker with your SC peems ladies and family
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Brian Carney absolutely mogs all our commentators holy shit
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>>153696771
it do be like that
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That's just too easy
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50 BABY
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50 burger! Hull KR can longer officially win the 2026 nrl premiership
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WE WANT 67
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rhinos been drinking that toilet water
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SIVO IS PREGNANT
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who will the hull and leeds fans be supporting in the other games?
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damn Gus works fast
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FOR THE LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEE
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Lets gone
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lads
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Who won the footy lads
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>>153696977
We all did
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PonGOD’s time? NOW
Dynasty time? FUCKING NOW
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crowds are looking thin
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LETS GO COWWIES
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crowds is a gayfl talking point
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Will we see our supercoach opponent matchups at kickoff or do we have to wait until the kickoff of next week's matches?
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>Cowwies flag upside down
it’s an omen lads
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Spending my bonus bet lads

>>153697078
Opponent teams are hidden until the final match locks out.
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THIS GAME IS OUR GAME
THIS TOWN IS OUR TOWN
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THE FOOTY IS FUCKING BACK LETS FUCKING GO
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FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY
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Did you guys hear Ponga is goalkicking
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ball out
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>kayo 45.99 a month
At what point do I say fuck it and get a Foxtel box
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not sure about this new meta of kicking the drop out on the full
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>Klein
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GET FUCKED KLEIN
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Karma
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>>153697170
>me on the right
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>this game is super fast
>15 challengers later
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yeah we'll take a wasted challenge thanks
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SET THE FUCKING TABLE
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>tipped pooboys
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>>153697199
dont remind me
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GET FUCKED COWSHITS

SET THE FUCKING TABLE
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>took sharpe off my flex this morning
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Drinkwater sucks bro
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SET THE TABLE
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>mahoney with an elite and muscular zero points
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This Mooney cunt will be a lemon won’t he
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>>153697206
https://youtu.be/7I2-14y6-jM
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cowshits have zero attack
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Retard watch??
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how is Clifford still in first grade?
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Newcastle more like cuckcastle LOOOOOOOOOOL
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pooboys bros...
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cowshits have zero defence
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BIG GREG
BIG GREG
BIG GREG
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There it is!
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>>153697249
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>early doors
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Payten will sacked before Magic Round
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>Maccas Review

>Bernaise Burger

just tastes like a whopper with out the Flame Grilled flare

>5/10
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TABLE STATUS: FUCKING SET
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>changes all tips to underdogs
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Holy shit barca has a rugby league team
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>>153697269
thank you for your service
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>>153697276
this is literally real vs barca
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imagine letting crossland kick a 40/20
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kek even shitters like Crossland are dominating
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snack status: last legs
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nice 5th tackle option Ponga.. NOT you spastic
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if you told me in his first year that crossland would still have a career in 2026 i would have laughed myself into a stupor
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charcuterie board status : demolished
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Pheonix is a good player. You know nothing about Rugby Leageu.
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no but I know Rugby League m8
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>scott "ow my ribs" drinkmilk
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poowater bros…
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#PaytenOUT
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Bongwater should just retire and suck his wife’s big tiddies
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#PayOUT
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MulletBoy just stick to running m8
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TAKE THE POO
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>FLETCHER BLUNT
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there goes the knights season
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phoenix flew too close to the sun :(
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COMEBACK
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MOOBACK
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YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAWWWWW
COWBACK
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COWBACK
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trainer should be SACKED
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Fraudenhuyzen V2.0
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I'm watching channel 9 where's the footy?
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>he vice captained Drinkwater
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lara pitt doesn't seem to have much enthusiasm these days
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nice tackle ponga
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COWGODS GET FUCKED POOCASTLE
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWW
*shoots pistols in the air*
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that's my newcastle
feels good to be back
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C OW BO
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Plz be okay
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R E D C A R D
E
D
C
A
R
D
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Cowboys coach is a wanker.
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OWW MY NECK
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disgusting tackle
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>>153697432
Whoops. Well isn’t my face red
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>>153697499
KNEE IS STABLE
won't be back today
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GALVIN SPOTTED
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>>153697526
Thanks Laura
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DRINKY BACK FROM THE DEAD
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Strategic Nukewater incoming
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Out on the full. Low IQ player
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You now remember Dylan Brown
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oh good, this one isn't a blowout
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>>153697565
poocastle don't!
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>Drinkwater comes back on & Cowwies turn to shit again
Hmmm
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>>153697533

Never dyes her hair correctly
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Come on Drinkwater and Best.
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>>153697566
Still a blowout to go
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>>153697673
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https://www.instagram.com/katieshillakerxx/

Need this English Rose in the NRLW
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On here
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Are we watching Kayo Rivals tonight? Shame we only sent backs.
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what time is it on?
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This is like an nrl bowl game
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fuark i love rugba leeg
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>>153697816
FARRKKKINNNN QUEEEEEEEEEENNSSSSSLLAAAANNNDDDAAAAAHHH
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>>153697823
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>>153697838
What do you watch in the off season bro?
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drops all the cutlery
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cowboys need a new fullback. jesus christ drinkwater is cooked
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BASED PONGOD
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Is Ponga the next Immortal?
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cow fucking shits
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Todd Payten is going to be joining the centrelink que by Origin time
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AWW YEAH GET FUCKED COWSHITS
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*DOINK*
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Based Kalyn
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>>153697101
COME ON KALYN
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finna need a Ponga or Purdue try
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>Watch NRL app lets you watch games for free if youre outside Aus
VPNbros, vlandys just saved you $45
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Pretty sure it’s like $50 a year
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>>153697101
GW m8
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>they let Lodge back into the US
Really makes you think
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COWBACK
YEEEEEEEEEEEHAW
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THATS MY BOYFRIEND
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that’s Talau you tard kek
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GOATcastle has this
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>>153697844
i watched the gf replay like 15 times
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Grub Mahoney got them rattled
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>>153697896
Closer to 55
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LETS GO FALCONS LETS GO
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Red bull try predictor?
more like red bullshit
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>They are saying boourns
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>Khamenei dead
massive Dragons omen
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>>153697981
https://youtu.be/2Kpb8eu1pEY
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too many hogs in this Cowwies peem
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would you consider the dragons a bird mascot?
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based Mahoney
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>>153698025
Dragons are reptilian
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>>153698046
what about roosters then?
closest living relative to dinosaurs
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>>153698056
Dinosaurs aren't real
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>Dinosaurs
NRL is a Catholic game champ
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PONGA DED
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PONGDOG DED
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ponga bros...
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games gone soft
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he passed the hia?
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*
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booourns again
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>letting 12 men score on you
ponga would never
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sad that this is the only place to talk about league without leftoids overly moderating

what a cucked society we have become

that being said, UP DA SAINTS
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GAMES G_NE?
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That'll do it
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>First win in 252 days
grim
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>don't compete for the ball
>get tried on
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>he didn’t select Mooney
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>>153698104
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>>153698104
you have to go back
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Dragons 13+, bet your house on it
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fuck me the Fox peegue overlay is shithouse
can barely make out the score line
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>>153698129

>you will never win a comp in the next 50 years
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>aflsperg
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0/1 lads
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Mahoney is a heroball cunt
da fuck you thankin’ you Cam Smit nigga?
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i for one welcome aflspergs return
part and parcel of season innit
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Dangerous tackle
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crossland looked like he got shot
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Knights top of the table
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1/1
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WE WILL ALWAYS HAVE LAS VEGAS
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>>153698130
Don’t wanna be homeless. I like my house
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why does every commentator glaze purdue as if he doesn't make mistakes in every single game that no other player in the NRL would make?
weak as piss
>muh boy JPingz he just needs more time
fuck the cunt off
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Have you ever seen irish and south Korea in the same thread???
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TOP
OF
THE
TABLE
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Don't mind that to start
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did dylan brown even do anything?
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lara's pitts
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>>153698211
Miffed that I didn’t take Luki. Didn’t think he’d get 80.
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Kneel
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time for Dragons (christianity) Vs Dogs (muslims)

we already killed one of your hero's
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Vlandys with the Hitler ahh haircut
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>>153698247
Really mature mate
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>>153698241
Is this real
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Not my hardest wank
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so the stadium is full of aussies who travelled over
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*smug-pepe.123kb.jpeg*
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I really don't understand why it's in vegas
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>>153698266
And the Brits.
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>>153698279
entertainment capital + gambling
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>>153698231
I won’t m8 because I tipped them too
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>>153698279
Sporting capital of the planet m8
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>>153698274
Image the homeless mother who could've used that 20
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who the fuck are all these people. vlandys with the 500 person entourage
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>>153698104
Stick around and you might be lucky enough to hear…
the ballard of based debellin
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>>153698279

because pvl believes his own hype

americans are retarded and will never buy in

>>153698280

that makes it even sadder
>>
got the cheese sweats lads
>>
Remember 2 weeks ago when st merge were beaten by the souffs 3rd string peem
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>>153698296
>Prostitution legal in Oz
Fuck is her excuse?
>>
>>153698280
Isn't sport haram over there
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>>153698307
he plays for the Parrachads now m8
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>>153698323

>he thinks pre season matters

shiggy
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>>153698312
I went last year and there were some other burgers but mostly it's a nice holiday for you Aussies. Plenty of Kiwis last year as well because of the Wahs.
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>>153698349
>obvious cope is obvious
If your sovl-less peem thought that, they wouldn’t have put the peem on the field they did. Enjoy your spoon
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LET'S GO SAINTS
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>>153698357
>posted the wrong one kek
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more of an illawarra steelers fan, myself
>>
Belmore WAGs sweating this result lads
>>
>sending peems that finished 12th, 15th and 17th
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>>153698356
>Plenty of Kiwis
Grim
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>>153698388
Based
https://youtu.be/m5u7N3A2QTo
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fuck I wish nothing but the worst for that shitcunt Galvin
>>
Americans and Victorians had the right idea sick of this coloniser sport
>>
kino jersey match up desu
>>
sexy black cheerleaders
>>
where's Gus?
>>
>>153698392
>>
Dragons WILL win this
>>
ATGOD
>>
ty kiraz, leb special
>>
kek Hughes you tard
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>>153698427
>american obsessed with gridiron
>nobody else cares
>victorians obsessed with afl
>nobody else cares
might actually be the play desu, gatekeeping is a good thing
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TAKE THE POO
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>poo
holy cowards going for the doggies now
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I enjoy football of all codes
>>
>ttp
>>
>dragqueens take first poo of the season
7 years of no finals about to become 8
>>
Dargons shorts are nice
>>
>>
>>153698473
>>american obsessed with gridiron
>>nobody else cares
Canada thou. They're even changing the rules of their own league to be more similar to NFL.
>>
FORWARD
>>
cue gridiron comments
>>
The curse is real fuckin idiots
>>
was that not just a clean forward pass
>>
Nice impression of a turnstile there
>>
any player looks brilliant when they don't get forward passes called
>>
mfw
>>
GG season done

get gutho/cook tf outta here you bow legged faggot
>>
shouldn't have took the poo
>>
guthershit
>>
kek only 2 metres forward but gotta keep sucking off Gus’ shiny new toy
>>
>galvinhaters blinded by hate
>>
poo curse remains true, valid AND undefeated
>>
>>153698513
>Canadian football is different from American football
Neat, did not know that
>>
can I get a check on the poo curse status?
>>
Suli sucks, we have too many fobs. Need more salt of the earth group 7 coastie boys
>>
>Maccas Review pt2

>Marinara dipping sauce

Easily beats out ketchup realistically it’s a top 3 sauce
BBQ
Mustard
Marinara

>6/10

>Dragonfruit Redbull drink

Very refreshing strong Redbull taste & the dried dragonfruit gives it a nice perfumey after taste
DRINK WITH OUT THE LID AND NO STRAW for best results

7/10
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>>153698573
much like Canadians themselves it’s just a shit sanitised version of gridiron
>>
Tired of this sinful generation
>>
imagine being the person who decided to send the dragons to las vegas
>>
>>
FIREBACK
FIREBACK
FIREBACK
>>
TURKIYE
>>
Cook so experienced on this Allegiant deck
>>
>>153698459
When she see’s the sidestep
>>
Lebbo scores.. AGAINST the dogs?
>>
>>153698611
Turkish ≠ Lebanese
>>
>fell for the crichton meme
>>
>>153698585
russ eats pls
>>
Didn't know cook was capable of not being a fucking retard
>>
>>153698614
Arr rook same
>>
I should have listened to that anon who said you should never bet on the first round, tips completely raped already
>>
Vossy bringing up turkey heritage out of nowhere lmao
>>
>>153698611
Lebanon was a Christian country
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Thoughts on Andy Cooks?
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>>153698607
what’s this wogettes name?
>>
>>153698638
More like Andy Cucks IYKWIM
>>
>>153698639
Harmony Crichton
>>
>>153698639
Post leaks once you decode it
>>
Describe Galvins performance so far using only Journo headlines
>>
>>153698573
Less so now since the rule changes are taking place next season. Used to be closer to league actually.
>12 on the field
>Longer fields
>Goal post in front of end zone
They're changing a lot though because more Canucks follow NFL these days.
>>
>>153698639
AbadirChristine
cheers
>>
cheers, lads
>>
>>153698660
>>
>>153698660
>>
bulldogs getting sloppy around dummy half
>>
>>153698638
Not really
>>
Tranny Crit has been buck broken
>>
>>153698676
>not posting a creampie
>>
>>153698688
>>153698689
Fucking kek
>>
we need a refball momentum tracker
>>
It's crazy the Dogs really committed to that AI slop logo
>>
soulless logo for a soulless club
>>
Galvin needs to see a Leb barber quickly
niggas got the hair style of a 60yr old arts teacher
>>
they had soul, then they sold it to rupert murdoch
>>
>>153698728
>AI slop
>>153690061
>>153698241
>>153698599
>>
FUCKWITTA
BUNKWITTA
>>
>>153698751
Those are real dickhead
>>
Anyone else just lose sound on their kayo
>>
“reportable”
>>
Has there been a Burton bomb yet?
>>
suliface
>>
>66 seconds
He’s going to have a meltie today lads
>>
>>
grant atkins is mossad
>>
>>153698764
No
>>
Let's be frank. If you're taking penalty goals in round 1 in vegas you are NOT winning a premiership
>>
>>153698768
>>153698688
>>
>>153698785
Fuck this gay arse app
>>
does the poo curse stick with the first team to take it, or is it inherited by the team who last took it?
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>>153698781

fuck palestine iran and lebanon

rest in shit to this nigger
>>
>>153698777
Trips of truth
>>
>>153698796
im good
>>
>>153698803
last poo always wipes
>>
feasting on peanuts lads
>>
>>153698806
>>
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
>>
Just coconut things
>>
First send-off incoming
>>
blud thought he was an IDF soldier
>>
crichton chimp out
>>
TRANNY CRITTA
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>bend over low enough to touch your own ankles
>still get penalised for high tackle
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>report Tuipulotu
>play on Crichton
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>>153698845
Maori arse in my mouth
>>
FUCKWITTA
DOGWITTA
>>
this is getting spicy
>>
P R O T E C T E D
U
L
L
D
O
G
S
>>
now that's coconut brain
>>
>>153698841
>>still get penalised for contact with the head
FTFY
>>
any other club and that's a sin bin
boycott divest sanction the BILdogs
>>
Why can't coconut just play football are they all mental midgets
>>
ah yes this years script is revealing itself nicely
you watch Parra get hit by some jewish lightning against Poorm on Thursday night
>>
FUCKWITTA HOLYSHIT
>>
Kek the dragons are so stupid
>>
>we’ll waste a challenge thanks
>>
fuck me every fullback come does that shit twice a game and it’s never called.
>>
two * in one day
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>two * in one day
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poo curse will settle this bullshit
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>time wasting
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>>153698823

shut up faggot
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>HE KICK BIG
fuck me dead shut the fuck you dreary cunts we see it every week and 99% of the time is does nothing
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Ahem
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well FMD he actually called one forward
>>
>yeah you need to balance the calls out Klein it's getting a bit obvious
>>
>>153698930
>>
bulldogs boring as fuck, the BSAs have turned it off
>>
is Lara entered in a snooker comp or something while over in Vegas or something?
>>
>>153698908
freshcunt detected
>>
should've played this at Belmore tbqhwyf
>>
>>153698948
Embracing gender fluidity so she can avoid butt rape from Mexicans
>>
Based whistling ad
>>
unbelievably shit reffing not a good sign for the rest of the season
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I hate the Bulldogs
>>
>spitting on the floor
disgusting
>>
>>153698980
What else is new?
>>
>tiff not watching the footy
>>
It's all mental brah
>>
>>153698981
Frizell the only good player in that pic
>>
im baking a freshie bros
>>
Wtf is that add? They're trying to sell cars with some homosexual indian mixed race father son interaction
>>
someone hear a mosquito?
>>
>red and yellow day
Based Hulkamaniacs
>>
>tight one
I’m not so sure
>>153698459
>>153698607
>>153698659
>>
>>153699016
kek you’re full fledged family now yankcunt
>>
you now remember Hannah Hollis
>>
you are now googling Hannah Hollis
>>
>>153699071
>>
If you write hannah backwards it spells hannah, they call that a palindrome
>>
>>
>>153699091
>>
>head slam
nothing from the refs
>>
these two shit teams killing the Vegas concept
>>
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>dissent
>>
is there a bigger scourge to our great game than Grant Atkins?
>>
DANGA ZONE
>>
>>153699111
Hubba hubba
>>
Vlandys supporting a ge nocide btw
>>
cook melty
>>
>>153699110
you reep what you sow with these shit clubs
>>
Is grant atkins related to nathan cleary?
>>
If they manage to get the WCC in Vegas I'd definitely go again
>>
>>153699127
related to cameraon ciraldo apparentrly
>>
YALLAH KIRAZ YALALALALALAH
>>
>>153699133
>apparentrly
>>
>bulldogs spoonfed all the possession and penalties
>>
Only want the Dragons to win because I don't like that nerd cunt Winston Neville
>>
>Misston
OH NO NO NO
>>
>bulldogs spoonfed all the possession and penalties
>>
Grant Atkins gay cunt, hope suli basis these cunts.
>>
NRL players mimicking NBA & NFL players will ALWAYS be CRINGE
>>
Dragons are gassed
>>
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>>153699147
mfw i do big fluff
>>
the virgin Winston Neville
the CHAD Mad Dragons Vodcast
>>
Bulldogs worst league pass team
>>
>>153699172
>the CHAD Mad Dragons Vodcast
>>
COMEBACK
>>
TU FUCKING GOOD
>>
DRAGBACK
DRAGBACK
>>
>when Atkins keeps off the whistle for 5 minutes
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
I could've kicked that
>>
>>153699185
Skull was right
>>
>>153699111
El-el-el-Ellie
Ja-ja-ja-Johnston
Oh Ellie Johnston you're as sexy as hell
Your super thick thighs they be ringin the bell
Crispy and juicy now you’re havin a snack
It’s super spicy
It’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!
>>
>vegas got 1500+ posts last year
Dead poomunity is dead
>>
based kyle flanagan heart
>>
>>153699220
disgusting refeering has taken a toll on our more empathetic posters
>>
these captchas are fucked
>>
GET THE FUCKING TRAINER OFF THE FIELD
>>
>disgusting refeering has taken a toll on our more empathetic posters
>>
Milkerbury Milkdogs
>>
burton bombs no more
>>
>>153699220
What happens when you send 12th, 15th and 17th
>>
burton should've stayed at panthers, would've won comps and been Origin regular
>>
>>153699230
welcome back fella
>>
Dragons will claim the moral here
>>
>>153699220
I'm not posting because I'm in public and don't want to be exposed
>>
>Milkerbury Milkdogs
>>
Bulldogs have unironically been the worst of the 4 NRL clubs.
>>
>>153699234
newcunt that can't save a gif exposed
>>
>>153699234
>>153699251
this you mate >>153697039?
>>
>>153699254
Go on
>>
>>153699258
No. That’s gross.
>why you shouldn’t visit gayFL
>>
>Christian Crusader
>>
These dudes need to play to the whistle
>>
>>153699271
bulldogs been playing to atkins whistle all game
>>
>>153699271
>the whistle
https://youtu.be/VSE72-8gvcc
>>
T T P
T
P
>>
>Commentators shitting on the Dragons
Lel
>>
>now the dogs do stupid shit
Not a single IQ >65 on that field
>>
GAME TYING POO
>>
Ought it not to be Gutho kicking?
>>
>>
FLANGOD
>>
JUST COCONUT THINGS
>>
suliface
>>
3 games is honestly a lot better
>>
???????????????????????????
>>
>Galvin in charge of play making
>>
Bruh
>>
DUMBEST TEAM IN THE COMP
too many muslims
>>
>>153699310
>>
>>153699309
>>
galvin aint it bruh, they need a real alpha dog to reign all these fobs in
>>
do NOT post screenshot of "that"
>>
>montoya didn't shave the bust for vegas
unprofressional really
>>
I could've kicked that easy
>>
>>
>>153699319
>alpha dog
>>
OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME
>>
GOLDEN POOOINT
>>
>fraudogs
>>
I don't know which team to be more embarrassed for
>>
>>153699319
Nah fuck that, they need a real sexy little slut to lead them around the field with her pheromones
>>
Script writing
>>
>>153699341
Canterbury, no question
>>
cam on doggies I don't wanna go 0/2
>>
>>153699341
>having any expectations of the Dragons
>>
>>
>don’t give away a penalty
There are no penalties in golden point
>>
the knights game gave me PTSD because the day after the 2001 grand final, a girl i had a huge crush on asked to be my gf as a prank and i went to school the following monday only to be humiliated.
>>
>>153699363
>>
Knock on incoming
>>
what a fuck up
>>
Tuponoua gotta be one of the dumbest cunts to watch
>>
>charge down
>six again
I thought it was still the last
>>
Val is shit i could've kicked that
>>
>holmes 0/2
Same as my tips by the look of it
>>
>>153689755
Next year need to have storm, broncos, souths and eels
>>
>holmes?
>>
>>153699376
Based freshie
>>
>>153699376
>play at the ball
>it not count as a set restart
>>
>>153699376
It always resets the count and that's why chargedowns are such a retarded play, it almost never works out
>>
>>153699382
Year of the Tiger
>>
>>153699373
>>
F O R W A R D
>>
>>153699384
>>
>>153699382
What do you heve against Tigers and Titans
>>
that's a loose carry
>>
>>153699407
>>
>meltie incoming
>>
We getting a tie?
>>
lol
>>
TOTAL FUCKWITTA DEATH
LET THE PLAYERS DECIDE THE GAME NOT YOU CUNT
>>
DOGGIES DOGGIES DOGGIES DOGGIES DOGGIES DOGGIES DOGGIES DOGGIES DOGGIES DOGGIES
GET FUCKED POOGANS
>>
CRITTA GOD
>>
lol at celebrating this
>>
When you merge and sell your sovl, you fail in the big moments
>>
A dark day for the just and righteous. A dark day for rugby league.
>>
>needing Atkins refball to beat the dragqueens by a field goal in golden point
fraudogs
>>
Worst game of footy all year tbqh
>>
>bulldogs 0
>dragons 0
>fuckwitta 1
>>
That wasn’t a fucking strip. Fuckwitta is out of his mind.
>>
Fraud status? Avoided for now
>>
>CRICHTON HAS WON THE GAME FOR THE BULLDOGS
more like Atkins
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>>153699422
>lol at celebrating this
>>
dragonscustomers... get a refund!
>>
jumping around like they won the premiership kek
>>
Merge customers SEETHING
>>
Galvin's a flop but because the dogs barely janked a win against a mid-rung dragons outfit we get to watch more smoke get blown up his arse.
>>
Indie is not impressed
>>
Glad we got the most manufactured result of the year out of the way on day 1
>>
jillaroos would've beat the lebdogs
>>
do peems usually get together for a group p[photo after winning a round 1 game?
>>
Fuk the dogs
>>
>>153695021
This is why you don’t
>>
reminder the bulldogs only scored off forward passes
>>
>>
>>153699450
She also has blisters so is walking around in socks :(
>>
>>153699457
Yes. You saw the knights do it earlier.
>>
>>
>>153699450
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>>153699466
Gross she should give them to me so she doesn't catch something from them
>>
>>153699463
>>153699469
>be's saving as bullcheats_rd1_26.webm and bullcheats2_rd1_26.webm
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>>153699469
Lmao
>>
>>153699457
no of course not but they're in vegas and its a big deal or whatever so I don't blame them for wanting a memory of it
>>
>>153699463
Strikes the defender with his hand and gets a penalty
>>
>>153699467
GOATcastle trendsetter
>>
oh lordy, they SEETHING
>>
>>153699466
>>
who /cook80minuteHOK/ here?
>>
>>153699469

holy shit, i was thinking live there is no way in 1000 years the tackler would have any incentive to go for a strip there or even try one.
How did he get it so wrong and think that was a strip?
Loose carry is 99% the most likely thing as the guy carrying the ball is desperate to make extra meters.
Nobody thinks on defence to try a strip in golden point in a field position like that.

That is such a bad call.
>>
>his peem isn’t in the top 8
>>
>>153699488
I dunno, when they went to the 3 dudes in the crowd it looked like the middle one was crying and now I feel a bit bad
>sike, eat shit poogans
>>
>>153699499
When is Liddle back?
>>
>>153699450
TUMMY
>>
>>153699502
>plebbit spacing
>>
guthershit
gutherSHIT
GUTHERSHIT
>>
>>153699466
update us if she shows feet
>>
ggs dragons
what a great sunday
>>
>>153699513

the cover

up has

began

the

nrl has

responded quickly

to get to

this thread

in time
>>
>wins the moral victory
>>
wtf guys, ive been in the other thread the whole time
>>
>>153699529
How many points you get for that?
>>
based Grace the foot displayce
>>
Were Americans entertained by that cringe or no?
>>
also is their footy as rigged as our shit?
>>
There were as many americans watching as I have had girlfriends
>>
>>153699559
Some would say even worse desu
>>
Cancelled my Bulldogs membership and Kayo subscription. Won't be supporting a team or sport that celebrates that type of victory.
>>
>>153699559
college gridiron is probably less rigged I'd imagine
>>
Are we watching Rivals?
>>
>>153699676
whens it on
>>
>>153699682
Right now
>>
Has Hakeem Haas commented on todays events?
>>
just turned it on and its more reality TV than challenge show?
ive heard the horror screech sound 5 times in 2mins
>>
>try to find which sports has the most elite athletes
>wheel out the fossil that is Ali Brigginshaw
>>
RUGBY LEAGUE IS OUT
>>
>>153699676
Marvel Rivals is a video game m8
>>
>its on now
NEVER ONCE IN THEIR ADS THEY SHOWED THAT fucking idiots who runs fox these days
>>
Thinking about buying a g700 lads
>>
>league lost because JAC didn't listen to the rules
many such cases
>>
>>153699676
Watching MAFS mate
>>
Bets LOST
SC on life support

Yep footy is BACK!!
>>
1/2 lads
>>
Whats for dinner?
>>
I just had Oporto because I couldn’t be fucked cooking and was bretty gud m8 getting the lemon & herb sauce was a game changer - totally elevated the meal. Rate it 8/10.
>>
Doesn't oporto charge somethng stupid like $20 for one burger
>>
yeah but makes no difference to me m8 on on a 6 figure salary
>>
and a 3 digit weight BAZINGA
>>
>>153698136
Kek
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>>153700025
Leftover pizza
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>>153700192
>>153700192
>>153700192
>>
>last4Ellie
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>>153709611
No this is last for Ellie

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