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>>153697085
> mexico

I feel like today we will finally get our first death in the UFC. LETS GOOOO

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This shit ass nigga

Lucrative Jamesbros...

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We know our betters.
We mind them.
We follow them.
We simply MUST.

>>153697080
I'm in favor of fake tits if they aren't botched

schaub is messican but hes not fighting
please clarify

Imagine needing an early stoppage to beat Borjas nonono

>>153697123
he's like the leader of something down there...the government I think?

>>153697114
I don't get this meem

>>153697116
Well done fake tits are S tier
Most fake tits are awful though

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*enters the thread*

Fucking speak English.

>>153697148
shes like the zoomer jennifer lawrence
like and subscribe for more good observations

is that poatan?

haven't had a good heem snappy in a while

zzzzzz

it's so odd seeing a lean mexican with abs. kek

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Dude Bisping and the other fool are horrible

>>153697148
Stop posting goonbait I'm getting tired of asking nicely

>punch the monkey
>*punches the monkey*
>gets arrested
???

Ah stop elbowing my tricep

demian maia type shit

10-10 nothing significant happened

This thread is quiet. I wanna shitpost with my fellow heemers.

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>>153697186

this card just has nothing on it, at least beginning next week it starts getting somewhat better

Only way this card can be saved Is if cartel breaks into the arena

>Bisping: You can't "slam yourself into a choke"
>5 seconds later Chairez slams himself into a choke and gets saved by the bell
Why is this guy an announcer?

>>153697228
I think he meant you "don't want to" slam yourself into a choke

>>153697225
if the cartel really wanted to hurt zion don where it hurts they would storm the arena and permaheem daner

Who was the faggot that hired dry turd Bisping

Does anyone have that gif of Shartles riding an atom bomb towards Mecca?

>>153697228
cant be doin that

>>153697235
>storm the arena
>in mexico city
nah, i dont think they have that power. the jew president runs that city

bro it's always the cards that are bad on paper that deliver! sleeper cards bro!

>>153697235
dana's not even there

Anyone know the value of a tea factory that employees 250 people in Kunming yunnan china, I wanna be a bum and retire at 30

>>153697111
what?

if they want to get more viewers on these fight nights they need sanko barefoot with a camera pointed at her feet

>>153697258
is she ok

Thread's good tonight

Josh Van vs. Chairez was good

>>153697228
Hes a world class fighter b

Chairez is getting glazed by comms. He's going to win by decision even though he got his shit beat out of him and has been damaged far further

>>153697292
I don't understand the foot fetish

>>153697234
lol this
>>153697228
retard

Prepare for the Mexican robbery guy has half his face melted off

>>153697312
he's going to win because Poones refuses to do anything but jab

>>153697312
judges are terrified of mexicans. they kill eachother over soccer games imagine what they would do to a judge.

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Big Ep had aura

HOW DID HE POSSIBLY FUCKING WIN???????????????

HE EASILY LOST EVERY SINGLE ROUND??????? WTF

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahah

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM ROBBERY

>split
Kek

How do you say robbery in mexican

That's not the voice I expected him to have.

SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH. NO ONE WATCHING SPEAKS SPANISH. THIS IS AN AMERICAN SPORT

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BIBA MEHICO CABRONES!!!!!!!

that's what bunes get for being a faggot and taunting in the last 10 seconds

Holy fucking rigged lmao.

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Chairez won that shit easy you blind bitches

>>153697341
Ay can I borrow that holmes

correct decision

he sounds like he should be making toys in santa's factory

BASED

>>153697350
He was taunting in the last 30, kek

Next fight will be fun

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>>153697328
he heemed DiddyGOD but it was overturned because he failed the underage gf test

picks intact
get on my level

Brooklyn looking MILKY

Sanko lookin FOINE HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA LEMMA HOLLACHA

*whiffs a jab*
*whiffs a jab*
*whiffs a jab*
*victoriously jumps on the cage*

Laura looks like a little tranny in that suit

did anyone cap morales trolling pisslam

>>153697388
Turn on your monitor and stop calling yourself Laura, freak.

>>153697359
>they doubted the Mexican corruption
hahaha

>>153697328
Damn El Jefe was looking fucking good.

>>153697333
The most significant strikes of the fight were from Chairez at the end of round 2 and round 3. Bunes jabbed and did nothing else. Correct decision is 29-28 Chairez

>kang green
oh boy

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elliot rodger

>put the fight straight in my face
why is stanko suck a slut

Bobby "The Black Faggot" Green about to get heemed again.

>>153697410
fate of all pawg milfs i fear

kang green knock out time?

>>153697411
He subbed Tony Ferguson b put some respect on his name

What's his original name

>>153697397
Kek good one

All these fights have been awful.
Amateur level.

Diddy Green

>>153697424
Chuck

>>153697424
Bobby "Queen" Green.

why did zellhuber leave the eric nicksick?

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>>153697111

Why did I even pick him

FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH ONLY

>>153697462
beast of a jpeg

pls king green knock this fag out

Zellhuber is my boy and I'm sad to admit green is my boy as well

Oh right because zelhubu lost to johnson

>>153697411
but jon jones is the black faggot

when is the last time green won a fight

DO IT FOR DEUTSCHLAND ESSE

>>153697489
His last fight against the bc black

>>153697489
two months ago

zellhuber is a meme, he's a mexican jailin turner but he's so slow

I feel like green is gonna get head kicked

>>153697489
2 months ago

>>153697482
ufc is full of them m8

back to back kimura

ive seen enough. 10-8 round in favor of zellhuber

idk why i thought he was on a losing streak

Ima american, but I cant cheer for a black in good faith.

>>153697424
robert

YOU ARE THE BVLL
GREEN IS THE MATADOR

if zellhuber just swings he'll heem easy but he's a pussy bitch

>>153697534
t. lowtiergod

10-8 Hap

Zellhuber is at risk of losing boy status if he loses to green

mexican getting embarrassed

that was a 10-6 morale round

kek this is a goofy ass fight
zellhuber cant hit em flush for shit

kang will likely slow down by 2-3 if it goes far enough though

>>153697532
cuz hes willing to fight the upcoming killers

blakkk niggas are juss to smoove. you know that slippin and swervin makin all da latinas in da crowd wet

Why haven’t we seen Bobby Green vs Michael Johnson yet

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Why do so many black people have the last name Green?

Stop dead naming King Green

I respect that Green insists on fighting the exact same retarded way every single time despite it getting him heemed countless times.

>>153697568
Green was a large plantation owner. Common for slaves to take their owners last name.

more like smellpoober

>>153697568
because Ireland was actually ruled by black KINGS and we all know Ireland loves the color green

>>153697575
strikeforce 4 life

>>153697575
Entertaining the fans is objectively more important than winning

Wanna see green make this man purple.

>>153697568
>freeman
>coleman
>white
slave names

bobby green fucking sucks

How fucking cringe do you have to be to change your name to King

Damn I thought about betting on Booby and now I'm kicking myself. He was a huge underdog,

I wanna see this nigger get heemed, but this ain't it

Good god Zellhuber fucking sucks

zellhuber is such a fucking bum

Chills.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

based Herb doin' the Herb dance

EARLY FUCKING STOPPAGE WHAT THE FUCK

ZELLHUBER WAS CLEARLY WINNING

OOOOHHH MJICHANGOOO!!!

what a kwab

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAGAGAGAGAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB

Holy fuck how much did Herb want that kid to die

STANKY LEG

Zellhuber is no longer my boy and green remains my boy

holy fuck zellhuber is so bad

HEEM Green

dude was shook and lost the whole fight
couldnt land a hit too fuckin slow or something lmao

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Just how shitty is ZellPuber

she said young bucks

30 SECONDS! *sucks cock*

lol

Embarrassing for that zoomer mexican holy kwab

Night night nigga

Herb "if he dies he dies" Dean

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+300 lmao

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AYO WAZ GOOD NIGGAS

+364 underdog GOD DAMMIT WHY DIDN'T I BET

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>i didnt hear no bell nigga

Turbo kwab

ive seen enough call up Drew Dober to knock Kangs head off again

YOUNG BUCKS

smellpooper couldn't even win against a washed up boomer and with the altitude advantage

no no pls no

germans can't fight

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kwab

>>153697645
BOOKIES HATE HIM

lol ref saying fight back

Oh fuck no! my stream is fucking late

King Heem

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>female commentator
Does anyone have a real stream?

>>153697645
degeneracy

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STOP THE COUNT
I SAW BOBBY TAKING PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS BEFORE THE FIGHT
Pic related

bobby is a nightmare matchup for topurio, if you really think about it

IDC 30-26 ZELLHUBER WINNER. THIS IS MESSICO BRO

ITZ DA KANG HOMIE

>>153697619
Kek peak herb

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hood > whatever zelhuber trains

>>153697667
fer sure be

*pisses on your butt cheeks*

>mexishit steamrolled by 39 yo bobby green
lololol

This nigga still got it

Heemed by Bobby Queen in the big 26 LMAO

How did green heem the doo

King green is eternally white. Forgot he does the triple h thing kek

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Lost a few bucks on zellhuber. Not even upset this guy fucking sucks lol

>>153697697
hood

any other ufc fighter ever lost to Michael Johnson and Bobby Queen back to back?

YEAH NIGGA HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH

christos

king stutter wttffff

Kek King cte

RETARDED

>>153697667
nah she okay dawg her titties are yooge she gets the titty pass.

kek I wanted the translator to translate all his random shit

He iz kangz

You'd think refs would know by now to preemptively lean away when Green gets ready to do his Triple H shit

that was the blackest celebration ever
king green is one of us

>>153697670
toptilia throws a 20 punch combo and clips him on the temple with his pinky immediately activating a crimson behelit under the cage sacrificing everybody in attendance

Throwing up a buggy choke is aura loss.

>>153697706
messican getting jumped by the uncs

kek ok this nigga funny

Make no mistake that's not cte, he's based like that.

lmaooooooooooo bussiness owner

>HAPPY
>BLACK
>HAPPY
>BLACK

based strip club black business owner

gonna be a good party

is his strip club really called topless niggas

>>153697148
https://youtu.be/Bm36Z4yWRkc?si=vuPdOUPF_3il9qsB&t=19

Happy Black Hap Month

>>153697706
fast black niggas is mexican kryptonite

lopes is in every card wtf

Party at the KANGdom.

>It's gonna be the first round or the second round or the third one.
What did he mean by this?

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>>153697738
Take that gay shit to your containment board we litty in dis bih

wonder how good chito would have been if he had spent all these years training hard and fighting instead of literally spending half of his time getting tattoos and doing podcasts?

That promo was extremely blasphemous

>>153697758
We gon find out

Don't let this distract from the fact that Chito got Zahabi'd

Lerone confirmed Christian
brazzafags in shambles

pick status?

>>153697775
It's a few posts up you piece of shit

>>153697782
got stung by a bee guys there are bees on the island be careful

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>>153697782

!discord

Vera continues the meme of changing his hair/facial hair

>>153697795
hair grows mate

In b4 Chito pretends to be a punching bag.
Again.

>>153697795
>heavy tats
>hair changes
>facial hair changes
>crazy walkouts
there is a line for all of these things. with anymore tats, he never wins again.

>>153697489
about 15 minutes ago

>Chito's only 33
Feels like he's been around for fucking ever

heeminder brightly coloured hair is disadvantageous in the 'gon

5'5" lol

>>153697645
very nice anon congrats

Are they being racist?

>developing an ability to take low kicks
no champ. no shin toughness. no mental toughness. japan ruined

martinez fucking chill dude
bouncing around like michael j fox

>>153697855
its his kickboxing background

>>153697859
I thought he was an actor

Vera 10-9

>>153697829
Coloured hair is Chito kryptonite

>>153697875
not true he heemed omalleys bitch ass twice in one night

>>153697388
share?

*follows you around the octagon*

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>>153697899

>>153697884
He heemed O'Malleys leg the 1st fight
Got beat up in the 2nd

this is setting up for Veras corner to drop fuck bombs to get him fired up

>>153697910
he literally put him out cold

you give me five minutes of hell marlon vera

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send cheatow to bellator

>>153697645
Let's go for that!

someone needs to make Chito watch Hajime no Ippo so he can learn how to box

If you see a 3 rd Chito fight, you know he's gonna fuckin lose itg

2-0 Martinez

THINIK OF YOUR RETARDED KID CHITO

>>153697919
literally didn't

2-0 vera. cage control is huge

vera could break him if he keeps the pressure on

vera wins if it's 7 rounds

chito is ass

Chito 3-0

if ifs and buts were candies and nuts

>line him up
>throws nothing

>starts fighting in the 3rd round

so they spar

this nigga sprinting away from flushed Cheeto
run nigga run!

whichever is mexican wins idc score

>chito walks him down and stares at him for 10-15 seconds at a time

kek what a fucking bum
go back to Ecuador bro

SD Vera. cage control 3-0

>>153697937
literally factually did

Martinez fights like fucking woman's strawweight

Martinez definitely won that fight

>*gets raped*
>*points to god*

bro still didn't learn after the jihadi fight
pathetic

>>153697982
cazzie take

Perfectly winnable fight that he will probably lose by split decision and definitely doesn't deserve to win
The Chito Vera way

chito won

this is how pyfer vs izzy is going to be like

The answers Chito’s been looking for is found in bahtfighting. He had this dude in the clinch so many times and had little follow up. No reason to lose to this dude

>Do nothing for 10 minutes
>fight for real in the last round
>act shocked when you lose
Thank you Chito Vera

>fight like a mexican
cool another martinez with pillow hands

Hate to ruin the parade but Chito won that fight

Gf or sister?

>your winner
>*checks notes*

>Do jack shit for 2 rounds
>Start throwing fire in the last 60 seconds
>Lose a decision that only you think was a robbery
The Chito way

kek Bisping
>ladies and gentlemen your winner... (wait who thr fuck is this guy?) David Martinez!!!

da snax

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3 Morenos vs. 3 Kavanaghs

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Why would Zuffa LLC post this goonbait on the Official UFC socials?

>>153698006
he could have, but I don't feel bad for him because he lost because of a mistake he mad way too many times

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how is oliveira fighting for the BMF? he's literally a bitch.

>>153698047
Yeah thats what BMF stands for

>brazil flag says "order and progress"
>entire country is disorderly and a generation behind the first world
what did they mean by this

>zoomer cut
he is getting ud'd

>>153698038
huh?

>>153698055
All their men are on steroids or trannies, a fate that awaits America who’s lagging behind

>Nearly 4000 significant strikes and only 13 finishes
They should sell pillows with Holloway's fists on them as official merchandise.

>>153698047
BMF (bitch made faggot)

>>153698047
I know you are, but what is he?

>>153698061
Yeah so pretty much little billy, people jack off to armpits.

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why dont they do this in ufc?

Dunno about paramount+ running the show, shit takes so long

>>153698081
that's more of a rizin thing

shift lifting technique from the brit

>>153698055
it's a joke, like those silica packets that say "do not eat" even though they're tasty as hell

>>153698091
>that's more of a rizin thing
ufc doing long extended cards now too

>>153698038
She's hot and posts cute tummy pics on instagram but she has a weird goblina head shape, makes her look like she's missing the frontal lobe

BMF is a meme belt being built up to sell a championship fight

Brit looks super american

>be br'tsh
>walkout to american mumble rap
>sing along wit da sung m8

UM LUCHA LIBRE WRESTLING? POGGERS!!!

dis muh culture we uh blasta oura musica loud allah day wey izzuh music dats abbout'ah dah cartels wey or dah luv wey

rey mysterio 619 dial it up we are getting birria tacos al pastor

>UFC Fight Night: Burns vs. Malott
hell yeah that's what i'm talm bout meng

moreno in ciudad de mexico is a humiliation ritual, his gas tank is already suspect as is

I'm going to be not watching but listening to the fight while I play Arse Raiders. Lads, where should I go to get a Magnetron for my wife?

>>153698122
yep
they should make it a catchweight belt or do old school one night tournaments for it

i wanna see moreno lose even though i like him. just want the crowd to cry

if my name was Lone'er I would go by something else, like Jeff

>>153698166
is that an mma sim or something?

moreno is cartel backed

>>153698107
Best part of jerky tbqh

>>153698166
No one still playing that unc game lol

>>153698153
>Manlet weight
>his gas tank is already suspect as is
No way

>>153698178
John. John Kavanagh

>>153698184
They just released an update this week, zoomzoom

Lonnie finna heem
Moreno has taken too much damage

>>153698184
almost 3x the players of the Marathon beta right now

>ching Chang tattoos
Why do wyt boys do this?

>>153698197
Lone'er's half Chinese...

>>153698197
Lone-e is Wasian b

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you can see his scar on the right brow. im targeting that right eye b

>entire ass novel tattooed
This is worse honestly

Kavanaugh is downloading

if the cartel was real, why dont they buy the best fighter ever as like a trophie? jon jones only costs like 8m a fight. aspinall probably 1/10th that

moreno already punching air this is aint good