>>153697295
How much time is left for this youngster?

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>>153697295
>young black brazilian with unlimited potential
i bid $200m, take it or leave it

Heh....my boy...jlings...

run it?

>>153697295
heh... his time has come...

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>>153697295
psshhh...psst...tschshhht.....tkss..vrooom....beep......he emerges..... thousands of years of cryosleep....frozen in special science-made liquid as well as in....heh....time.......he emerges.....as young as ever......but also......old......jesse lingard.....the ultimate footballing being....is being called up.......yeahhhhh................the ultraboy.....the megaguy..........the scientists go through the procedures....they are checking the vitals....if everything is ok.....jessy speaks......time to score sam fakin gols....heh...he walks off the cryochamber...drags the wires n shit with him...he sees... a ball in the corner of the lab......yall see, the scientists they....used it to play keepy uppys yeah.....but they could never do more than 5...nerds....jessy he does a million.....in one second.....why were they defrosting him you ask? we'll you see....curinchester united (this is how they are...called now.....well they are in a crisis situation....they are about to be relegated from the Betano's (the big football legend of Bournemouth) Bra Zesty Super League.....see there is a penalty shootout......and if the darks miss theyr penalty they would be relegated....and that means....death by the xxl meatgrinder.....heh....but the manager Oletron...not worried.....has a secret weapon.....and it is about to come on.....jessy......he knons whats happening intuitively ....he finds the lab exit which leads to....heh....you won't believe me....but it leads to a hatch in the stands....jessy comes out.....informs the roboref that he finna take the penalty.....ref lets him do it cause.....even as a robot he feels there finna be cosmic consequences if he doesnt......jessy.......jessy.... he's about to shoot.....the goalkeeper he takes up the whole goal...big lad...jessy shoots..........,.heh.....and after that he's back inthe cryo....awaiting to pounce again...... don't bother him with minor shit....heh

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>>153697794

35 year old male winger looks 17

*wins Libertadores 2026*

another thirdie cucked from their teams, and a schizo meltdown from the cuckee

heh...

heh...

>>153697295
Corinthians is known for developing up-and-coming talent, wonder how they'll do with this young English prospect.

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>>153697295
who can stop them? (corinthians just got eliminated by a second division team with Depay ghosting as usual)

>>153697295
heh... my boy jlingzinho....his time has come again...yeah...

>>153697794
KINO

Does anyone have that image of my boy jlingz when he was bleaching his skin and straightening his hair during his time in worst korea?

>>153697295
That looks like a wig

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>>153697295
just what we fucking needed. thank you (((europe))) I will be cheering for francafrica on the world cup.

does chikaner know his projection is extremely obvious

First K-pop
Now carnival and trannies
Ladyboys next in Thailand

Just say you’re gay bro

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>>153697295
He's going to cook up something special with another youngster in Brazil...

>>153705504
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>153705504
he's only 17 years old you sick freak

>>153704968
Hes an autistic pajeet, of course he doesnt lol.

>>153704085
Hes young but im sure he can step up

>>153697295

JLingz seems rough. He looks like he's done time in prison and seen some shit.

Does this mean JLingz stores will open in South America? Milei promised iconic brands would come here.

>>153705504
Jlungz is gonna score a goal doing that leg back kick

>>153697295
This is a guy who was mediocre in Korea why even get him

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>>153708581
Depay is in that club too. Maybe he asked them to bring a familiar face and that's the best they could do.

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>>153702760

LINGARDINHO

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>>153705504
>17

>>153702760
theyre missing sterling

>>153705504
klenk, u-17

>>153708581
he was definitely better than 'mediocre' in Korea but I'm not sure expected to start at Corinthians either

>>153702760
I saw the pie getting knocked out by my club's B team last year
it was downright bizarre to say the least

hehziez!!! XD teh bo....y just............ neded moar timezies guise!!! XD so lulzy and randum... mairite???1/??!1/

>>153712114
Seething

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>>153712105
corinthians playing copalib and sudakino is always a guaranteed laugh, 2012 was a mistaken

why not bahia?

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>BBC Recognized
Jesse is a big kid...