this is a very disappointing attempt at a matchthread ngl

Man united for CP more like

/mug/bros... how are we coping with this resurgence in form? can we tell ourselves their form will go to shit once carrick gets the job fulltime?

>>153700796
not gonna lie..it feels really empty..but we will get there bros. We had it too good and got addicted to the feeling, the joy of /mug/..an addiction worse than heroine.

Be patient bros, it's coming.

>>153700796
/mug/ always wins in the end. any wins just set them up for another comedy collapse later down the line

too early for a match thread, it can only be a pre-match threat at this point in time

>>153700891
so true
matchthreads can only be made once lineups are announced s they can go in the OP

>>153700796
>>153700830
>>153700890
/mug/fags on suicide watch

>>153700890
very true
we must remind ourselves they've had no real success
they're not actually winning anything

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Wish me luck, /mug/bros.

Manchester United (4-2-3-1): Lammens; Dalot, Yoro, Maguire, Shaw; Casemiro, Mainoo; Mbeumo, Fernandes, Cunha; Sesko.
>Substitutes: Bayindir, Heaven, Malacia, Mazraoui, Moorhouse, T. Fletcher, Ugarte, Amad, Zirkzee.

Crystal Palace (3-4-2-1): Henderson; Richards, Lacroix, Canvot; Muñoz, Wharton, Kamada, Mitchell; Sarr, Johnson; Strand Larsen.
>Substitutes: Benitez, Pino, Uche, Clyne, Hughes, Sosa, Guessand, Riad, Devenny.

So i guess we are posting in this one, which doesn't even fucking have lineups
no wonder /sp/ is going to shit with standards like this fuck off the lot of you

>>153701043
>>153701043
/mug/

Am I watching this game or the Spud relegation thriller?

>>153701380
An Irishman doesn't need luck

>>153701400
/sp/ is dying

Anime

>>153701400
Who fucking cares if there's lineups? Grow up you OCD zoomer faggot

Carrick has a great hairline for his age.

>who fucking cares about standards
anyone with a bit of self respect you mong

>>153701416
a mug precursor thread needs proper decorum

i'm in, hope one of the teams got choked

>>153701422
Thanks mate

>>153701424
So not you then.

Klenkchester United or Klenkal Palace?

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>So not you then

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>>153701407
Based.

predicting CP to have issues with deep penetration into the utd half.

>Sarrrr

WTFFFFFFFF

/MUG/ BROS WE'RE SO BACK

MUG MUG MUG

MUG
MUG
MUG

MUGBROS WE EATING GOOD TODAY

let’s go cheese pizza!

Man Utd are fucking shit

MUG BROSSSSSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MUGGINGTONS
KLENKED THEMSELVES INTO A KWAB

Lmfaoooooo

oh no no no

/MUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG/! :D

I GOTTA FEELIN'

>>153701380
oh wow, this is such a fresh new and funny gimMICK. Well played potato man

muggies eating good tonight

>>153701440
Brunonce

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Greetings

great now CP will tighten up and utd won't be able to get through.

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/mug/ IS BAAAAAAAACK

>the /mug/chads are back
KILL ME NOW

>>153701491
Cute your flag is even in CP colors

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>>153700750

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I
GOT
A
FEELIN'

>>153701516
Friendly reminder that they paid real money for Lenny

With all due respect, yoro is the worst defender ive ever seen

didnt he cost like 50m too

Palace when they're lower than 12th: Danger
Palace when they're higher than 12th: Free win
Things are going as expected

>yanited losing
>spuds losing
OH, HAPPY DAYYYYY

>>153701516
So how goes Yoro's progress to being the best defender in the world?

>>153701510
hmmmmmmmmmm

>>153701541
now we just need arselel losing to chelsea and its a truly perfect day

In other news…
Spuds conceded

Carrick's gonna turn it around

LMAO

>>153701502
Dave cope. Dave seethe.

>The Mighty Spurs

>7 games in
>3 of the performances have been shite
>currently losing
yeah they're back though

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lovely day for a /mug/

I remember dave banging on about manure being third after today, maybe he should start worrying about them being fifth

Yay, Šeško started.

fuck off shaw

>>153701577
I'd like to sniff and lick her bum. Is this normal? Should I be worried?

man yoro has regressed so much

>>153701593
>her

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cant score

Casemiro looking like a 35 year old man out there

united really getting pinned by the mighty CP at home

>>153701593
You can probably get arrested for saying this on social media in bongland

>>153701613
CP can bring anyone down.

We comfortable having a conversation about Yoro yet? He is fucking trash

>>153701613

united hasn't been able to resist cp in a long time

if it happens again i am notifying the authorities

wtf why did i think this started at 2.30?

THAT PERSON WELBS

>>153701380
I'd say cash out now to be safe but you have bigger balls than me

>>153701642
Daylight savings got us all fucked up

>>153701516
at this rate every attack should be set up to try and win a corner out of it

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>>153701660
>but you have bigger balls than me

Oh, but I do.

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murder

sloppy ass passing

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>>153701552

>>153701628
He is looking shit tbf and I’m a yoro defender

ass passing hehe

i miss mason mount

this sky sports stream is insane, constantly cutting to other games and permanently covering so much of the screen with the league table
why would anyone pay for this

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>>153701679
>reddit filename

>>153701663
hey only 4 weeks until the clocks go forward

>First time I've /mug/ged in the Carrick era
>They look ass as usual
I was ASSURED Yanited were back?

>>153701677
kek

>>153701677
Fucking embarrassing

>>153701688
then watch on a different channel bozo it's not that complicated

>Don't play for 2 weeks
>Team turns into absolute shit

United are playing like a relegation side
All of them look off

>>153701688

thats the goal rush stream - there is a proper sky one as well but its behind a couple of mins

>>153701628
future west ham signing if ever i saw one

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Just realised if Pooshited concede another one they drop below Liverpool

>>153701677
Lucky he isn't a cripple now

>>153701707
so back to usual then

shaw is back (being injured)

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kwab

>>153701677
why don't players get punished for this?

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don't panic, united chads

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>>153701722
Why do people have such hideous tattoos these days?

>>153701677
A camera cannot capture the size of Slaphead

>>153701722
klenked himself into a kwab

why is crystal palace such a black club?

>>153701729
money, free time, and not living in the real world

wing movement is so ass without amad

glasner has unfortunately moved into 'looka like a lesbian' phase

>bro just start sesko lmaoooo

Was that a bug on the camera?

>>153701763
No he’s Japanese

>>153701754
He's caled Šestko because he scores 6 a year.

i'd like to file a bug report

dalot's doing my fucking head in

>>153701775
hasn't he scored 5 in the last six matches?

>>153701736
they're based in croydon

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>>153701711
based

bruno and cunha hate each other

Bruno's a fucking fraud

Not saying this in a gay way, but does anyone else find Carrick to be really handsome?

>>153701711
>Just realised
don't skip my posts going forward and you'll be better informed >>153701580

>>153701781
Why is he called 6ko then?

>The Mighty Spurs
Habbening status?

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>>153701816
O fug

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>spurs

>>153701805
an ex commented on that once.

all her subsequent bfs were white.

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>>153701836
spurs will actually be paying off their £1b stadium in the championship

>>153701836
Love seeing spuds and their downfall, top klenk

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>>153701836
Forest might save them

>>153701845
broadcast income is like 50p a week kek

good attempt by sesko but it's not enough

united youtubers absolutely salivating at the series of back to reality videos they'll be making

sesko should just go full buzz cut, wasting too much time in the barbers chair from what I'm seeing

>tottenham pathetically losing
>united cooking an obvious win
I think I'll watch the other match

>>153701869
his slovenian trad wife probably shaves it for him every week.

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tonights gonna be a /MUG/ night... isn't it bros?

Not too happy with the quality of CP at the moment. Not exciting me as much right now.

>>153701869
Shitty southern/albanian cut.

>spuds last win was in december
top kek

>Refball every 30 seconds
Yep, I'm thinking the fix is in

CP possession down to only 19% percent in the past ten minutes. We need more CP possession /mug/bros.

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>>153701836
The second goal is pretty good

This asian fellow keeps giving away free kicks.

>Catshitmiro

theres an admin somewhere thats pressing a button to make the stream buffer just as anything exciting happens i know it

This game looks rigged

/mug/

why is everyone mentioning the consumer price index?

>>153701908
gorgeous.

>>153701912
this is my job and i'm paid handsomely for it

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> kwabsemiro

>>153701905
bet you'd want it to drop to 7% possession

>>153701920
Maybe they just really like pizza.

Referee getting anxious as half time approaches with the score still at 0-1

why won't carrick start sesko baka

>>153701912
they do it to make you refresh and show more ads

Why can’t united score ?

how do you play like this with one game per week? bunch of shite nonces

>>153701912
>what is iptv

Is this the match where the new manager bounce wears off?

I'm going to need a qrd on Steve Parrish's hair

It's time for goldbridge to announce his diagnoses

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hello, where are the articles calling liverpool stoke city?

hmm, nothing really happened for 45 mins

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>>153701976
LiverGODS, we are BOX OFFICE.

>>153701969
Has he finally been officially diagnosed with fuckfaceitis?

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>>153701976

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Mbeumo, Cunha and Bruno are getting all tangled up with switching positions too often.

>>153701976
shit graphic

>>153701999
checked.
ai ugly bitch

I guess they don't let wrighty wear his silly little hats on sky

>>153701976
Why you always salty about something bro?

>chance of going 3rd
...heh...

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>>153702024
He's homeless

Kwabchester united
Tottenham hotshit

>>153701999
is she getting fat? need a better pic

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>>153702019
Man doesn't know who Soogsx is...

>>153701989
Baller league manager of the "gold devils". close enough

>>153701999
If she had big tits she'd be a 10

haircut status?

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Would love an Asian whore while in manchester

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>>153701999
>that bellybutton

>>153701999
Depressing spotty tits but nice belly button

>>153702073
>>153702064
The duality of man.

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Soogsx is perfect

>>153701606
shaw is such a fat worthless fuck. i wish he'd die of diabetes already

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i don't like football, which team should i support

are there even any CP fans outside of england

>>153702097
ya...IN THE WHITE HOUSE ZING!

>>153702055
I'm a big booba enjoyer but I like her tits 2bh

>>153702097
chile

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WISH ME TEH LUK GUIZE!!! xD

saw some large breasts in /epl/ the other day that will tide me over until spring

>>153702097
This one time I was in a pub down in the South-East (Ireland) and there were a load of lads wearing Palace jersies watching the match. Pretty random.

>>153702093
Take it easy

>>153702112
CP is universal

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>>153702109
Holy fuck, you are seething so hard. You'll be seething even harder when I have my 13.5K.

>>153702096
Spurs seem like they’d be fun to support

>>153702124
he's a coward who will never be the man in the arena

>>153702111
I love large breasts, they're so cool!

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>he's here

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>>153702096
Liverpool dee lad

>>153702119

some even say its natural

>>153702124
how did you make your money if i may ask?

>>153702138
there's just something about them!

oh here we go, a soft pen right on queue

>>153701904
If you would kindly refer to my previous post

VAR please save us

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>>153702151
Through /mug/, of course.

Heh

>>153702151
he sold three companies

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let's gooooooooooo

What a fucking BOZO of a defender.

that's a dive come on

so where's carrick's fighting spirit

Lacroix looks like the arsenal CB

CUNHA was being held back. It would be a foul anywhere on the pitch.

>>153702175
Carrick's rigging spirit

>>153702174
more of an embellishment since he is being fouled

>dive
>get a pen and the defender gets a red

games gone

>needs 10 million years to decide a penalty
VAR is such a stupid system

I thought the double jeopardy thing meant it couldn't be a red and a penalty?

what the fuck is that cam lmao

oh boy..

looks outside the box. it really is a matter of fine lines with CP sometimes.

nigga was named after some cheap water brand kwab

>>153702190
>foul attacker in the box when he's through on goal
ftfy

>>153702196
That's only if the defender is going for the ball

Kek red card.

HOLY RIG

RIGGI MUGTINNI

Rigged beyond belief.

*rubs hands*
VARchester are BACK

We are top 3 la

clear dogso

red for that?

fucking horrible decision

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rigi

HOLY SHIT

FOOTBALL IS OFFICIALLY DEAD

>>153702109
bodied the mick xD

oh no no no mugger scum bros.........

The refball to get United back in the CL is actually pathetic

I am the most diehard of youknighted fans and that is never a penalty

what the fuck, a penalty was too much but a red as well

Goal

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let's gooooooooooooooooooo

>a fucking sparkling water brand

red or a peno
can't get both

yeah Poonited made a few calls the season, they get refball in their favor like every game since Amorim left.

WTF since when do they give penalty AND a red?

The money is now in the bank account.

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>>153702223
>player starts appealing before going to ground

/mug/ canceled

okay that's it, I'm gonna play some karters 2, this semen slurping sport isn't for me

>>153702245
since the owners paid off the ref

>>153702241
can if there is no attempt to get the ball

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bruno bruno brunooooo
he came from sporting like cristianooooo

bruno fernandez looks like a nafri

>>153702223
What a load of horseshit

>>153702225
Cope

even in real time you could tell he was holding him back proper

>>153702245
Foul in the box = pen
Denied scoring opportunity = red
Correct me if I’m wrong

Revolving credit facility activated.

Red if it's a professional free kick and their was no other defenders between the attacker and the goalie.

>Utd announce revenue bounce
>ref decisions start going their way

His dive was the only thing that made it a denial of a goal scoring chance.

It's a goal scoring opportunity though
Clear red

REFBALL UNITED

>>153702260
I dont understand what the meaning behind this webm is

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>>153700750

>>153702262
i have a great history lesson for you about the iberia peninsula

>>153702265
>getting corrected by a burger
kek those lads will never live this down

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/mug/bros... this can't be happening...

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It appears that proceedings have generated some discontent.

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>B. Fernandes (P)

Dalot is fucking shit

>>153702265
Double Jeapoardy rules are in place because a red card and penalty is basically a game ender that's stupidly disproportionate.

>>153702265
done him with facts and logic

>>153702265
There were few occasions where it was a penalty and a yellow, then VAR showed that it was outside of the box so they changed it to free kick and a red since they don't do double punishments. And I remember bunch of cases of way more dangerous goalscoring opportunities resulting in a yellow for same reasons

>>153702288
nature is healing

>>153702262
La creatura lusitanica

>>153702223
great decision clearly pulled him down

limit Sesko to only single touches and he'll be world-class.

>>153702291
I think there should be a threshold for 'off the ball' challenges that invoke the double jeopardy rule, because that was unbelievably soft even if it is correct by the laws of the game.

Maguire is such a beautiful lad to watch on the pitch

let's go
>>153702305
>>153702305
>>153702305

>Poono

gonna miss casemiro

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

TESCO

>>153702328
A little innit

mug bros got cocky AGAIN

>>153702328
Game's still on, it's also still a draw

/mug/ senpai....not like this

OUR ROSEY THROAT TART DOES IT AGAIN

and just like that

good ball, good finish

BASED šeško

SHESHCO

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>>153702328

fuck me this chavs got a good head

terrible defending

Love sesko bwo

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EVERY LITTLE FOOKIN HELPS

I thought that was an absolute nothing of a cross...

>Sesko needs to go against 10 men to score
KWAB

>>153702346
I JUST FINISHED TYPING TESCO FFS

half the team didn't want to celebrate with sesko what gives?

we did it mugbros

bruno kino back on the menu

>>153701380
what a shame :3

cavaniesque

CUNHA PASS THE BALL SOEMTIMES

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Fucks sake

>>153702294
The problem is PGMOL is massively inconsistent from match to match.

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>>153701754
>bro just start sesko lmaoooo

>>153702328
Cancelled

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>>153700750
over

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>>153702328

hold on ain't /mug/ was threatened after a few minutes, that's the power of carrick's fighting spirit

Ben Tesco
Ben Tesco
Ben Tesco

sesko before 60 mins < sesko after 60 mins

sir Michael Carrick MD

>>153702386
>finally have someone in the box
bruno's assist numbers are going to skyrocket

lucky tap in desu

>>153702380
>ohhh noo I totally lost my fake bet after already losing -500k in total

CP is looking very rough here. They’re being pushed into tight positions.