we will lose this one there is no hope for igor

I hate to say this, but I think spuds could win, and end up avoiding relegation. Please let me be wrong and let them get HEEMED today

Ange, Frank and now Tudor hates Tel.
Maybe he's just shit?

>>153701348
Fulham are dogshit rn, how do you think you're gonna lose?

>>153701372
because i watch spurs every week. there's nothing there. no actually good players, just a lot of workmanlike shitters.

What if WW3 starts before Spurs can get relegated?

>>153701385
>workmanlike
I fucking wish. They literally just stand around

>>153701337
blud thinks he's bale

Bought 14 pairs of socks from M&S today

Is that bent anon with a crush on Archie Gray lurking in this thread today?

0-0 would be a fucking result for this shitty spurs side

Lads...

Fouls for pushing only count for Tottenham

>>153701348
>>153701372
alright ill stfu

Honestly let this club get relegated they deserve it from top to bottom.

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>>153701450
what kind lad?

The best part is Spurs won't be straight back up either. They are fucking woeful.

Kill all referees

So we're just ignoring that Dragusin was getting to the ball without the push? Ok fine

Can see Tudor getting sacked if Spurs lose this and Redknapp being the new interim

>>153701538
>>153701579
>>153701584
klenk what a group of kwabs

>>153701584
they just make the rules up as they go along and then find one of the innumerable contradictory rules in the book to justify it

I'm too tired of this semen slurping sport to be pissed

>>153701608
what were they thinking even getting Tudor in
such a baffling decision

>>153701609
Neck yourself

>>153701356
Keep letting me be wrong, Full-ham

If Spurs go down will they automatically be kicked out of the Big Six

>>153701622
They were probably thinking of appointing him earlier and just decided to anyway even though the situation had changed

>>153701631
hahahaha bro is so mad fr

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>hahahaha bro is so mad fr

>>153701649
Everyone knows spurs aren't a big six side anymore

>>153701665
but muh heckin finances

>>153701665
The border between your ass and your lower back is indistinguishable, you have an assback

>>153701631
>>153701662
>>153701690
literally seething so hard rn, bro's cortisol levels are spiking

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Apologise

What do you call a relegated sperm?
A cockeral on a ball

>>153701701
I'm enjoying myself honestly, shitposting to make this utter dross of a game pass faster

If they didn't have Vdv they'd be 19th

>>153701723
I know

>>153701723
Well he's clearly out the door in a couple of months

>>153701723
All he can do is run fast, he'll get exposed when he leaves for another club

when spuds go down who will your club be picking up in the subsequent fire sale?

i keep watching every week thinking maybe this week they'll have figured out how to play but it's always the same turgid shit. dunno why i do it to myself really.

>>153701773
going to need some reasonable footballers for that pal

>>153701773
Why can't they pass the ball lads? How are we expected to score goals when we can't string 2 passes together LITERALLY

>>153701773
you finished 17th last season and didn't buy prem proven goalscorers like utd did

did you expect different?

Having meself a Guinness

>Ange was desperate for Gallagher
>Sign Gallagher after sacking Ange
>Gallagher is shit anyway
Not a serious club

>>153701773
There really is nothing there with this side, not even passion or a sense of culture. Even though spurs sides in the past were shit they often got some good results and played entertaining football. This lot are either terminally injured, or talentless mental midgets and mercenaries.

SPUDS
SPUDS
SPUDS
SPUDS

oh no no no

>>153701786
we had 13 fit first team players in jan and decided not to buy people to fill the gaps other than gallagher who is the exact same player as sarr and a 17 year old prospect who can't get a game. the board have basically decided on relegation.

So yeah I'm turning this off

neat finish

Our entire team has the orange health bar from fifa

Godlike strike.

>>153701820
HAHAHAHA JEJ

>>153701795
It's so funny that he was hyped as a great signing when in reality he's a mediocre box to box whose only real strength is running

>>153701820
Why? Fulham are looking good

MOST

championship football would be comfy

What other club would sell a shirt taking the piss out of themselves so badly?
https://shop.tottenhamhotspur.com/spurs-adult-lads-it-s-tottenham-embroidered-navy-t-shirt/mt08aw25

Do spurs have any PL quality players?
I feel like Simons would be decent in a proper team. Gray is promising too.
Everyone else is championship

>>153701873
how is that real

>>153701881
Maddison's fairly good

Let 4plebs reflect that this was the thread where Spurs got relegated

>>153701861
I hope they have release clauses built into some of those player contracts because otherwise how are they financing a full season in the championship?

>>153701897
No. Its going to be the Nottingham Forest game.

Guys I think spurs will get relegated

>>153701949
forrest and west ham are so bad though

They should sack Tudor

>>153701957
Spurs are genuinely worse

A second season in a row where spuds will be saved from relegation by the sides below them being so comically terrible. If the league was any good, they'd be 20th and getting bumraped every week

Give it Assou-Ekoto until the end of the season

Right then, time to wank to black kweens

Genuinely what happens if spurs get relegated? Feels like they'll be a Leeds

>>153701971
>by the sides below them being so comically terrible
this is literally how the league is designed

This is great

>>153701991
Everyone laughs, stadium gets sold to a saudi investment group and turned into a mega mosque

How did things get this bad?

>>153702015
When Poch got close to challenging for the league the board decided to coast on his starting 11 for as long as possible instead of buying players to take them over the finishing line, like a private equity firm.

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No saint to watch over them

>>153701992
Don't be deliberately dense. The bottom 3 sides are always the worst teams in the league, sure, but they're normally not as bad as they have been the last two seasons

>>153702015
harry kane left

>>153702015
Out of control injuries and no one bothering to find out the cause, lack of investment in signing top 6 competitive players, board with ideas above their station sacking anyone before they get sufficient time to make changes - take your pick.

Remember when spuds genuinely thought they were one of the biggest clubs in England? KLENK!!

Niggas could literally be in front of an open goal and would miss a pass instead of scoring

Do we have a /TUG/, a /THUG/ or a /SUG/ when spuds get bummed like this?

>>153702194
No but a thug thread would suit because it kind of sounds like cuckold porn

https://shop.tottenhamhotspur.com/spurs-nike-mens-white-spursy-t-shirt/nkme3525

State of this club

>>153702298
That's embarrassing. Spuds are the cuckolds of the footballing world

>finish 17th
>sign Tel, Palhinha, Kudus, Simons, Gallagher and some random Brazilian kid

crazy how arrogant the tottenham ownership is

what is this defense

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>>153702298
haha we're so spursy lol

Couldn't happen to a nicer club.

Can't wait for that fat spastic Jamie O'Hara crying on talksport tonight.

Spuds are going to win this, aren't they?

most dangerous lead

Carrick and Rosenoir have proven that English managers are better than foreign ones.
Spurs should have brought in Redknapp for the rest of season - not some random Croatian who’s never stayed at a club for more than one season :/

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>>153702015
You replaced Son and Kane with Simons and Solanke

>>153702298
Deary me.

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>>153702307
I would like to remind everyone that Spurs didn't want to break the bank but willingly made Gallagher their best paid player lmao.

>>153702406
>looks at the table top 5
>3 Spaniards, 1 Dutch and one English

The commentators got the nignog names mixed up LMAO JEJ

>>153702044
I mean its designed for the 3 who come up to find it near impossible and if they do spend enough and make it work they become a financial ticking time bomb.
We've had 3 awful teams relegated every season for the last few years.

vicario up for a corner lmao

I'm tired, Robertstein

could be worse, could be in a relegation battle

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>Spuds

>>153702891
They would be potato flavoured.

Too many uppity joggers and south americans. That's why.

>>153703123
I do believe Spurs would benefit from a more English core. Filling your team with mercenaries is a chelsea thing.

spastic spurs sacked sir ange for a frank and igor
lol. spurs heading to league 1.

>>153702406
>an Irishman
>an African
hmm