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>*BRRR* *BRRR*
>"Hello? Good morning"
>"Yes, this is Florentino Perez, CEO of Real Madrid"
>"I'm calling you because I have a job offer"
>"I want you to become the starting centre-forward for Real Madrid next season"
>"You will be playing at least 90 minutes in every match, including UCL"
>"I'm willing to pay you up to 1 million euro, this can raise to 2 million if you manage to score at least 5 goals, and 10 million if you let me cum in your boots before every match"
>"You'd have until then to prepare, and of course all your living expenses would be covered during the duration of our contract"
Would you accept? Be honest.