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/kabasele/ formerly /seriea/ - Life Is One Big War edition Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:07:45 No.153714530 [Reply]▶
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SERIE A ROUND 27
>Friday 27th February 2026
20:45 Parma 1 - 1 Cagliari
>Saturday 28th February 2026
15:00 Como 3 - 1 Lecce
18:00 Hellas Verona FC 1 - 2 Napoli
20:45 Inter 2 - 0 FC Genoa
>Sunday 1st March 2026
12:30 Cremonese 0 - 2 AC Bbilan
15:00 US Sassuolo 2 - 1 Atalanta
18:00 Torino 2 - 0 S.S. Lazio
20:45 AS Roma 3 - 3 Juventus
>Monday 2nd March 2026
18:30 Pisa 0 - 1 Bologna
20:45 Udinese 2 - 0 Fiorentina (65')
COPPA ITALIA SEMI FINALS
>Tuesday 3rd March 2026
21:00 Como - Inter
>Wednesday 4th March 2026
21:00 S.S. Lazio - Atalanta
Reminder to keep it frosty, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, count the mentions of your team in the thread, water your plants and stay tagliatellepilled
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Another test
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For me it’s French musclegirls with those slutty glasses.
Buongiorno /seriea/
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Good morning!
>Estupiñán has failed to convince Allegri. This situation clearly opens the door to a potential departure in the next transfer window. Bologna are closely monitoring the case. Several La Liga clubs, as well as a number of Premier League sides, have also made enquiries about the defender’s situation.
For now, André’s switch from Corinthians to Milan remains blocked. A few days ago, the Rossoneri had reached an agreement with the Brazilian club for the midfielder’s transfer on the basis of €15 million plus €2 million in bonuses for 70% of the player’s economic rights. The 2006-born talent had also given his approval, even agreeing to waive his personal 30% share of the rights. However, after the exchange of documents and signatures, the Brazilian club’s president has asked for additional time to reconsider. On the other side, if the final approval does not arrive, Milan could turn to FIFA in order to seek at least compensation should the deal ultimately collapse.
>Bartesaghi, no injuries, but remains in doubt for Inter. Gimenez back in group training soon
Gabbia also to be evaluated.
>Cardinale is expected at San Siro for the derby, a choice that confirms the intention to stand close to Milan physically, much more so than in the past. He will take the opportunity to greet the team and speak with the executives about the major current issues, stadium and NBA Europe above all.
It feels like spring is already here
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>nba Europe
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>>153716155
the bots + chuds that keep falling for it
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>Why would planes refuel in Spain?
to stay out of missile range i guess
also bombers flying in from burgerland
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>>153719209
>the sfinterism brotherhood willingly chose Salernitana man to rule their club of dung beetles
How many wiretapping rounds needed to rectify this L?
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Reminder that Jeffrey Epstein sacrificed his dignity but most importantly his life to keep at bay Israel and the United States. Once he died, the whole world collapsed.
Jeffrey Epstein was a real one. Also a MilanGOD btw
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>A year ago, on matchday 27, the much-praised Napoli of Antonio Conte had the same number of points as Milan do now: 57. The real difference has been Inter, who have gone from 58 points under Inzaghi to 67 under Chivu. In other words, Allegri is delivering title-winning numbers and that is no small detail at a time when planning for the summer transfer campaign is already underway.
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This is an ILLEGAL war on Mordor.
We’re told Sauron “poses an existential threat,” yet somehow this involves sending hobbits 1,500 miles to a volcano.
Regime change in Mordor will only create a power vacuum filled by worse orcs, maybe even Uruk-hai.
Sauron is bad, sure. But is he “march to Mount Doom” bad?
Meanwhile second breakfast is underfunded.
Tell me again how this puts the Shire first?
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>>153719832
Around albanians never relax
>>153719627
This, bro hasn't left a club without writing a paper about them afterwards
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Marathon Launch Cinematic featuring Poppy (?) and Son Lux (?) is up
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>>153720215
Not on day 1, and if the slam taught me anything it's that I'm only getting if some frens are getting it too because solo play is pretty miserable with groups just camping out the extraction points
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Any reason why Como - Inter has these Bloodborne-coded graphics?
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>>153720502
don't rate a single Como player, if it wasn't for every normal team having a collective banter season they would be 8th with a crushing debt. Thanks for your attention.
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Would you an tourette's?
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>Highguard is permanently shutting down on March 12
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There isn't any obvious way to determine who's the top seed, so if you play only one match it'd have to be at a neutral venue. And who's gonna attend a coppa italia semifinal where neither of the teams is from the city the match is held?
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>Max And Chloe Have Been Cast In Amazon Prime's Life Is Strange TV Series
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CAQUERET
CAQUERET
CAQUERETE IL TRICOLOR
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>>153721255
Did you seriously platinum SS?
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>>153721275
And in just a week!
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PSV are OUT of the Dutch Cup!
NEC Nijmegen SECURED the final, and will have a chance to win their FIRST EVER Cup trophy!
NEC Nijmegen will face AZ Alkmaar or Telstar in the final, and winner will secure the league stage of the Europa League!
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No, not even close. There was nothing even remotely enjoyable about it. Maybe Conroy's voice lines when you roam the city, threatening you, but that's pretty much it. I did it because I wanted to see how the fuck they were wrapping up the Arkhamverse but it all ended up a massive waste of time since at some point they ended up dropping a cutscene where they retcorn everything
At most I get to brag to my friends that I 100%'d some dogshit games that nobody else will lel, and in Highguard's case it's also a rare-ish plat since nobody played that and it's going to be unavailable next week
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/calcio/ idea: the VAR is a random person selected like jury duty regardless of whether they know what football is or not.
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Como 0 (0.90 - Expected goals (xG) - 0.06) 0 Inter
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>they ended up dropping a cutscene where they retcorn everything
Lmao, might as well have had the age old "it was all a dream" cop-out.
60fps Arkham Knight any day now...
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Sleep tight /serieass/
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>22nd April
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You do wonder why the Coppa Italia semi-finals still go over two legs... And with more than a month in between, no less.
Perhaps the most unserious cup competition in Europe.
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Just thought about Fiorentina getting recessed lol
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jesus christ lol
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>>153723008
Suckers saying people never gave it a shot and that "gamers" are somehow to blame are on another planet. A game that gets 100k concurrent players and fails is just a game not good enough to go to market.
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>>153723046
You just reminded me of this kek
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>>153723054
I now remember Battleborn
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Uh oh...
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Good morning!
>Rafael Leão is one step away from extending his contract until 2030.
Today Matteo Gabbia underwent surgery in London to resolve an inguinal hernia issue. Matteo is doing well and will return to Italy tomorrow to begin his rehabilitation. The expected recovery time is around one month.
>Corinthians are asking for €22M for André, who will not push for a move. Milan are still internally evaluating whether to walk away from the deal, submit a new offer, or take legal action through FIFA.
Scaroni: New stadium ? "It will have 71,500 seats, preserving the current capacity of San Siro. We will give our fans the opportunity to spend more time at the stadium, with a completely different level of comfort compared to today. We will improve upon what English, French and German stadiums already offer. Architecturally, it will be designed by the best architects in the world."
>Allegri, Real Madrid tries again. In Madrid, Max is back in fashion. Moves to reach the coach: he is tied to Milan until 2027. Florentino Perez ready once again to attempt Allegri after 2019 and 2021
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Gm sirs. I’ve missed posting on this shithole but I’ve been so busy. Hope the Greek bvll is eating well
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What's /seriea/ plan to meme allnegru to real madrid?
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>Bloomberg: Sony Pulls Back From PlayStation Games on PC
>Online games (Marathon, Marvel Tokon) will still be released on multiple platforms, but single player games (Ghost of Yotei, Saros) will remain PS5 exclusive.
Bloodb-ACK
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>>153726882
trying every trick in the talmud to keep the US Dollar afloat
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>>153726910
For me it’s the interest expenses
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mazel tov!
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We're so back Zingarosisters!
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>Leão is now 15th on Milan’s all-time scoring list, with 80 goals in 282 appearances. Over the last twenty years, he is also the only Milan player to have reached double digits in goals every season the last to achieve that was Andriy Shevchenko.
Surfing on the haters
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>>153727500
+ AC4R concept art is up
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>>153727527
Thought about RE9? I reached ARK, I don't usually like lab levels in RE games (yeah I know pls no bully) but I hope they nailed this one... just like the rest of the game, mind you. If they do, it surpasses RE4og for me
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>>153727527
Same here. There is a nice inventory mod for re2r that makes it less sonyslop and more like in the original game.
I also went and made Claire not ugly
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>Claire
>ugly
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GRIM
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Which is the more respectable team in Rome?
I want to support one of them.
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I swear to Yahweh, if you are shitposting about this...
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Best Resident Evil grill coming through
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>>153727957
Lazio
their owner is indeed the most respectable man in football
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Oh no no no no
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Tomorrow I’m very much looking forward to having my food right next to the paki prayer room. I’ll time it so it’s at the moment they’re facing the worst pangs of thirst and hunger (I’ll ask ChatGPT). I’m thinking of a delicious Chinese curry lashed down with a tangy fresh Irn Bru. Yum yum Trump’s going to kill your shitskin Mum
(This is related to /seriea/ as former Nerazzurri striker Mehdi Taremi is a paedo worshipper from Persia)
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>another bong in MY /seriea/
Gates must be installed immediately
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>>153728201
You peace-loving bonobo, I was referring to the cunt asking the difference between pile of turd #1 and pile of turd #2 in >>153727957
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Juventus NextGen won another game today
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Well well well
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>Talks have reopened between Juventus and Dusan Vlahovic's agent for the contract renewal. Juventus is aiming to make offer of about €6m net, a figure far from the €12m expected for his last year of its current contract.
>The club intends to keep Kenan Yildiz (who will earn €7m net next season) as a reference for the salary ceiling
Mr Neet on Yahoo please bomb this club
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Here fra, they made a post rounding up all the AC-related news, there's going to be a stream at the end of the month but we don't know if they're making any particular announcement during it
https://www.ubisoft.com/en-gb/game/assassins-creed/news/3DdTBz0edxZ0mQ 7Ub4jv85
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>>153729009
We are are so back that we have actually progressed. /seriea/ co-op missions SOON
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'The Bride!' (starring /ourgirl/ Jessie Buckley) reviews are up
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Splendid win against the first-placed team
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CALCIO
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C A L C I O
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Love Roma
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Imagine the Marathussy
Sleep tight /seriea/
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Following VAR review, the AIA's number one emphasises the fall in a simulation that could have been acceptable.
>FINAL DECISION: there was an error, but no one was at fault. NO BENULDY!
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Good morning!
>Pulisic over Nkunku to pair with Leao in the derby
On the left, the question mark is on Bartesaghi: availability tied to the outcome of the tests scheduled for today and tomorrow after the flexor strain. For now, Estupinan in the lead
>Shocking in Serie B: Gianluca Rocchi assaulted during the Carrarese vs Catanzaro match. The referee designator was forced to leave the stadium escorted by the Police. They tried to assault him and threw bills in his face. It all happened because Carrarese was leading 3-2 against Catanzaro when a penalty was called against the Carrara side; Bleve saved it, but since there were Carrarese players offside, the penalty was retaken, and Pittarello scored the definitive 3-3.
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Nihao
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It's almost as if being known for doing shady illegal things makes people more untrustworthy of you and tends to cause them to go against you when making judgements on problematic things you're involved with
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How many more seasons will Serie A have to endure the Inter tax? That is, a team of bankrupt losers repossessed by a foreign fund, who can't even walk on their own two feet, which expects to offload their insurmountable debt onto the rest of the league and the fans?
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>>153735650
That bridge is never that empty, where are all the octogenarian nihaos or udinegru and bbilan prospects giving friendship bracelets for "free"
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>Cheerleaders dello Sport: The hostile atmosphere towards Alessandro Bastoni has become nationwide and now unites stadiums across Italy, from Lecce to Como, where the Inter defender continues to be booed for his dive in the Italian derby. Despite the player's public apology, the popular protest shows no sign of abating, turning every move he makes into a pretext for controversy. In this difficult context, Bastoni can count on the full support of national team manager Gennaro Gattuso, who has reiterated the defender's central role in the World Cup playoffs, offering him personal and technical support to get through this difficult period.
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Was it Bastoni who fouled Saka in a very unsportsmanlike way and deserved a red card? Was it Bastoni who scored an offside goal which allowed Shitaly to drag that refballed match to penalties? Svrely must've been him
Forza Itaglia
Forza Melogna
Odio I Negri
Odio Bastoni
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>Referee appointments for Milan–Inter:
>Referee: Daniele Doveri
>Fourth Official: Matteo Marchetti
>VAR: Rosario Abisso
>AVAR: Marco Di Bello
No comment.
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>>153736352
Probably Alan Dershowitz, could probably get rid of those obligations, but the pay would probably be to die for [redacted]
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Can't decide if Barella or Bastoni are the Lando Norris of calcio, they all have this unreal lack of aura.
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Barella is the Leclerc of calcio for me
Their fans keep shilling them to no end but the harsh reality is that they're just overrated and their teammates (midfielders in Barella's case) are just miles better
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how many times did Sbalett utter the n-word in his head to make the DAZNegru move away?
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>Real Madrid wants Allegri!! Max wants Rabiot and Modric to Real with him
My God...this propaganda is insanely sloppy
Perez would never want his pesant at Real, he even denied that bullshit rumour years ago
The ''he wants to take Modric/Rabiot'' bit is the cherry on top. Madrid is done with Modric, they won't go back.
Geezus. Can somebody kill all boomers who are buying these shitty newspapers please?
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Verstappen = Leao
Hadjar = Scamacca
Leclerc = Berardi
Hamilton = Maignan
Gasly = Zaniolo
Colapinto = Vlahovic
Alonso = Mkhitaryan
Stroll = Pellegrini
Hulkenberg = Romagnoli
Bortoleto = Frattesi
Perez = Bremer
Bottas = Cuadrado
Ocon = Ferguson
Bearman = Jashari
Norris = Barella
Piastri = Martinez
Russell = Di Gregorio
Antonelli = Camarda
Lawson = Lukaku
Lindblad = Pio
Sainz = Dybala
Albon = Kean
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best Italian manager of the last twentyfive years.
in just a few months, he has revived this moribund club of golems with no identity, with an ownership more interested in idpol, basketball, fourth places in the league and property speculation than in football.
bow your head when you talk about Allegri
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