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Jondaddy won.
Transpinall sissies stay malding.
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>Alex/Jon
>Jon wins, calls out Tom
>Tom's eyes magically better immediately
>booked for summer 2027
>Jon goes knuckle deep eyepoking Tom in the first 30 seconds
>no contest
>Jon defends belt in a rematch with Gane and then retires
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People like Conor Benn began learning the art of boxing since before they could walk meanwhile """Jamahal Hill""" with 0 ground game and a teenage background in basketball and street brawls can become a UFC champion by winging overhands at some dude in his mid-40s. Of course the fucking pay is lower.
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No one knows what canor ben is, this is America
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>tell daner who is paying him more money for a single boxing match than any UFC fighter not named conor mcgregor
Before the Khabib fight, Goobs wasn't paid anything close to 15 mill
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Daddyahu is set to walk dirty diaper Zionald out at the sharthouse
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You just know.
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One of these fighters dispatched "Bon Gamin" in 1 minute
The other got xer bussy cherry popped and quit 4 minutes into round 1
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he'd be 55 next week.
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Andy Aspinall molested Tom.
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arrrrrrr toms ol' eye will be ours
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This is why Jon is GOAT and Tom isn't. Jon had his innocence violently stolen from him by a sexual predator, scarring him for life and dulling the pain. Tom couldn't handle a little finger in his eye because he never got properly exposed to pain as a youth.
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Zatdaddy still got this Pigga’s Clitty squirtin!
Bet nasty vasti be get moist and steamy from that shit too…
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>ken burns: ufc brothas fighting brothas
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>be get moist
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>Let's be real, Dricus would fucking murder Kumshot in a real street fight
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Big Ep won
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Factual post sadly
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Charles aging like fine wine
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Knew Shev was gonna expose Zhang as a heartlet, my cute Babushka still got a few tricks in her bag
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>>153728156
Jones was handpicked by God to rule over MMA, possibly the Nebuchadnezzar of MMA
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jesus was a bit of a mincer guess god works in mysterious ways jones isn't gay btw
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Jon "His Excellency, GOAT for Life, Undefeated Undisputed LHW and HW Champion of the World, Baptised, Mister Jonathan Dwight Jones, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the MMA in the UFC in General and America in Particular" Jones
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Wow congrats
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y-y-you t-too
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Some sexy daddies weren’t destined to lose
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>tom was denied by a old, gay black man
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>>153728389
Pigga’s tryna call in a pakdaddy pookakke!
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>>153728513
yes very much so
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>>153728597
ye get me some stuff nigga
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Lol like the meme
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thoughts on finland?
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Excellent posts.
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pray for tom. hes not doing well. might not make it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJpFdV_aZDs
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>>153728930
>XOU DONT THINK THEYRE EXCELLENT POSTS XOURE UPSET AND SEETHING BLOODY BITCH ZATDADDY SUCK YOUR COCK SLOWLY UNTIL XOU CREAMPIE!
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No need for ai bappa
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Please call me Mr Porker in the future
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when i realize that max and charles are going to hurt each other with fighting
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Bacon Bryanna’s goypiggy gape is BEGGING for more kosher cummies
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michael johnson is here
michael johnson is here
michael johnson is here
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>Betta late than nevah!
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AGPoatan is a sissy bottom sadly
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>>153729306
would you pay these people a living wage?
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>>153729401
man, shut yo bitch ass up
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>>153729306
My job is editing tiktok videos for some news station.
I don't like it
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>>153729442
i asked if you would. be hunter campbell, would you expect these people to show up for work?
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FACT: Bacon bussy bryanna bucked and boucned on it for Jerusalem Jeandaddy
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put on the gloves
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It's up
OH MY LORD IT'S UP!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJpFdV_aZDs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJpFdV_aZDs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJpFdV_aZDs
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>Der photoshoppin muh face to make me look like I got gay feminine trans features!
Bryce...
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did he really need to oil up his tits for this marilyn monroe cosplay?
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doebeit
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tfw topuria can't get on the sharthouse card because the piggy is uppity spain refused to help his shithole in their new jewish war
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>wht does that even mean
Tons of Brazilians evangelics are discovering their jewish (sephardic) ancestry and how much jewish influenced Brazilian culture in certain regions, and converting to judaism.
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>He's a Brazilian zionist. Neojew invokes the same imagery as Neonazi, but for the Jewish people rather than against
No, I literally meant a neo jew as in new jew
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Zonald will make topuria shake his ass in nothing but his cravat Vince does a big pooh on his head. They will then knock down the divorce funded batcave gym to build an AWS data centre to run AI surveillance models for Palantir
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Boralho beats the Riddler by taking him to the deep wadazz
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Hunter should start some Natural selection matchmaking, he should take all the big names they have and feed them to the most dangerous up and comers instead of protecting them
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That's a good start, he should triple down on the feedings.
Gooby gets prates
Colby gets Boralho
Charles gets Torres
Feed that bum kickboxer who is gonna lose against Usyk to Pavlovich
Holloway gets Ziam
Chandler gets Dober
O'Malley gets Bautista
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Hunter should kill himself, along with Dana and Ari.
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I think you might be right about that
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>Why are you acting like Max wouldn't dunk Ziam
I am not, it's just matchmaking, he is a grappler and an up-and-comer so i rated him as the natural predator for a striker like Holloway, Holloway can still win if he stuffs the takedowns and out-gas him, who would you match him with?
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Benoit Saint Denis if you want to jump him up the rankings. Extremely beatable fighter and frauds him in to the top 5.
Max is simply too dangerous. He's not what he used to be but he's still very much elite. I would be shocked if Ziam could even take more than two rounds with how he is currently
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okay onto more important topics..
max is in the interim LW title picture if he is able to retain the BMF belt vs charles
the bmf belt alone arguably has more levrage than gaethje's interim belt in getting a shot at the undisputed belt
looks like ilia will be fighting islam so that will resolve two branches into one, leaving the winner to fight max for the undisputed BMF championship.
charlos is the wildcard that may just throw a spanner into the BMF engine so to speak
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Goobs is most likely fighting the winner of that BMF fight bapa
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Guess you were right
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Clozzys mom has got it goin on
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>Cuz I'm POOP POOP POOPING ON CLOZZYS MOOOOM, YEAAAHHH!!
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Excellent posts.
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Good shouts
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>come sataday you'll be visiting the shadow realm, charlieboy
soon.
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Yeah, 3 of the worst "champions" ever.
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Go ahead and name some elite contender series fighters.
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>Pereddit ducking Gane on the networks
No one's surprised. If Pereira gets subbed by Jones, he knows he could still fight for the HW title next either way.
If he goes in and gets schooled by Gane in the area he's supposed to be the best at, it's done. The meme is over. He doesn't belong and would have to walk back to LHW with his tail between his legs, truly knowing his betters. I'm afraid as well.
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>>153733060
Why you so afraid brotha ?
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You should watch uncle weezy. Might learn something about UFC!
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>Jamahal Hill pre Achilles (7-1, UFC champion)
One of the worst strikers in the sport, arms torn off by Paul Craig, lucked into a title shot against gigaflushed Glover who'd just been battered by Jiri, couldn't finish him, fat as fuck.
>JDM (8-1, UFC champion)
Overrated striking, life and death with bums several times, wet blanketed by Islam to the point of tears.
>Sean O’Malley (11-3, UFC champion)
The original project, heemed by Chito in his "prime", extremely fragile, robbed Yan, undeserved title shot against an injured Aljo (early stoppage) pity defence over Chito (heemed with a body shot in the dying seconds) utterly raped by Merab, unimpressive performance over Yadong
Care to try again?
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>Ateba
Opinion well and truly disregarded lmao
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Retarded. They’re retarded. See:
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>Perhaps the most severe cope ever posted on /heem/
Not an argument. Your only qualifier for them being elite was the fact that they were champions. There have been several UFC champions that are complete dogshit fighters.
Elite contender series fighters. Name them.
>Let me guess…you picked Gane over Jon lol
Nope, stop trying to change the subject.
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fact is even after the layoff jon jones would still go wrath of the pharaoh on any punk ass bitch still on the roster tomala and peria included. and one name absent from all these discussions? ngannou. seriously consider. lesnar at 300 was viewed as more realistic than ngannou coming back to get obliterated by jon at the white house. jon jones is forever
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Jon Jones, GSP, and Khabib did not come from contender series ergo ZERO elite fighters have ever come from contender series. Check and mate.
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>how can there be a huge fight week for a dead sport?
>to that i say
>check and mate partner
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ufc is an american company. youre guys arent world chanps theyre american chanps
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>bellator never dies!
Pitbull. Pico.
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heeminder nobody would even know the name mckee if not for this fluke robbery
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>>153733952
no actually you fucking retard. people were clamoring for high quality fights and dana shitted on us. autists pissbreak heavyweights omalley pimblett. 324 was insulting fans. shittiest card in recent memory hands down by far. UFC deserves dead thread til white house at least
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whens smiff fighting that guy?
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does david really earn his stipend or is he low key taking the piss?
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what was tony thinking in this moment of moments?
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>he’s never fighting le again!
>heh.. I’ll believe it when Herb dean raises the winners hand lol
Imagine latching onto the tit of such a gay Reddit comment chain and bringing it here. It’s pathetic
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