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Jondaddy won.
Transpinall sissies stay malding.
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>Alex/Jon
>Jon wins, calls out Tom
>Tom's eyes magically better immediately
>booked for summer 2027
>Jon goes knuckle deep eyepoking Tom in the first 30 seconds
>no contest
>Jon defends belt in a rematch with Gane and then retires
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People like Conor Benn began learning the art of boxing since before they could walk meanwhile """Jamahal Hill""" with 0 ground game and a teenage background in basketball and street brawls can become a UFC champion by winging overhands at some dude in his mid-40s. Of course the fucking pay is lower.
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Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
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>>153727434
No one knows what canor ben is, this is America
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>>153727445
tell daner who is paying him more money for a single boxing match than any UFC fighter not named conor mcgregor has made in their entire career
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aspinall stripped
jones vs pereira for vacant belt at white house
gane doesn't care because it's a guaranteed fight against pereira, since jones will retire on the spot anyway
in case you didn't know
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apparently adblock was heeming the captchas
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>>153727430
Gane would flatline Jon.
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>>153727467
>tell daner who is paying him more money for a single boxing match than any UFC fighter not named conor mcgregor
Before the Khabib fight, Goobs wasn't paid anything close to 15 mill
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Daddyahu is set to walk dirty diaper Zionald out at the sharthouse
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Wonder how Belal is taking all this
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Laldaddy gets the white bitches all fucked up
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ciryl gane gyatt!!!!!!!!
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>>153727607
If Evan Tanner were mexican he'd still be alive
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You just know.
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>>153727626
Indistinguishable from israelis.
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If Jones fights Pereira you must accept that he ducked Aspinall.
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>>153727664
So? DC ducked Francis but would have 100% beat him.
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>>153727626
good god no not are rachel
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One of these fighters dispatched "Bon Gamin" in 1 minute

The other got xer bussy cherry popped and quit 4 minutes into round 1
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Jones is programmed by God to never lose
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tybjonesy
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>>153727691
Gane was paid to lose
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>>153727691
One of these fighters declined to fight the other for 30 million dollars.
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kill tom aspinall
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>>153727733
Deeply disturbed post.
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>>153727754
dana told me to post it
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Dana White is just seething that Tom can make deanos pay over their hard earned cash to watch him and his dad make pasta
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heeminder Dana has had no involvement with UFC matchmaking or contractual decisions for almost a decade.
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>>153727616
he'd be 55 next week.
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>>153727736
JDM is such a bum
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JDbum
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Andy Aspinall molested Tom.
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>>153727791
Proof?
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>>153727799
you can see it in his eyes
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>>153727807
*eye
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>>153727807
Eye*
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>Jones said that he was sexually assaulted as a child.[236]
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Jessica "Evil" Eye's Brown Eye (shithole)
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I have a feeling this weekend we see the first ever death inside the UFC octagon.
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>>153727811
arrrrrrr toms ol' eye will be ours
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>>153727799
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>>153727736
When Kelvin Netherlands locks in and isn't fighting a wrestler he's ok
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>>153727711
proofs?
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This is why Jon is GOAT and Tom isn't. Jon had his innocence violently stolen from him by a sexual predator, scarring him for life and dulling the pain. Tom couldn't handle a little finger in his eye because he never got properly exposed to pain as a youth.
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do you think tom aspinall gets triggered by the house of parliament saying the eyes have it
food for thawlt
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>>153727847
Fighters get paid, win or lose.
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>>153727847
Actually turns out Gane lost and he was, in fact, paid
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>>153727900
what the hell
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Zatdaddy still got this Pigga’s Clitty squirtin!

Bet nasty vasti be get moist and steamy from that shit too…
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>ken burns: ufc brothas fighting brothas
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Let's be real, Dricus would fucking murder Kumshot in a real street fight
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>be get moist
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>Let's be real, Dricus would fucking murder Kumshot in a real street fight
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Since UFC Afriga never happened then you can rest assured UFC Spain will never happen
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>>153727941
How did you find this picture of me?
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>>153727922
Hey man wahts an good biryani
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Big Ep won
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You just know epdaddy is out there wearing another person's face totally carefree. King shit.
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>>153727941
I was always more of an Imavovfan anyway
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>>153727965
Factual post sadly
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>>153727965
Its not funny. It was never funny. Stop posting the same shit or continue to do so and in doing so admit you are the product of incestuous ass sex
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>>153727981
fr he changed his entire face and body and assumed the identity of this guy "khamzat chimaev"
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>>153727992
Mad bitch.
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charlebros..
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Delicious Dricus
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>>153728005
You have a sad life. You are always here. I pity you. God bless.
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>>153728021
BREAKING: 60 year old women is NOT attractive.
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>>153728005
Id take my cock out and slap you with it and youd do nothing. You are nothing to me.
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>>153728037
Turn your monitor on
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>>153728037
which of his moms are you referring to though
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>>153728039
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>>153728021
>hair not blond
are they on the team or not? fucking fake fencesitters
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Charles aging like fine wine
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>>153728037
Shevshenko is 60 years old yet she is still attractive
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>>153728037
My mom is hot af doe
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>>153728037
Jolie Porier is 60 and is the jewel of the cookout
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>>153728056
How old is this guy, like 17?
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val must give the best handies though i suspect with an unconvincing slav smile as she does it now weili on the other hand definitely does it with genuine passion and a look of awe on her rittre face
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>>153728084
Yeah when they cremated her maggoty dead mommy piggy body mayhaps, hmm?
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Knew Shev was gonna expose Zhang as a heartlet, my cute Babushka still got a few tricks in her bag
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ribas cackling like a banshee while your ropes splat on her face
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>>153728086
XD
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>>153728087
The Somalidaddy steatorrhea is pooling in your momma’s maggot minge.

Slurp it up. NOW!
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>>153728101
Do something better with your life instead of trying to get a bunch of men erect on an anime forum you fucking disappointment.
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>>153728112
>t. boner haver
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>>153728110
Excellent post.
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This is where swashbuckler men of honor converse
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I have been bodied i fear
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>>153728129
you are literally somali
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Oink on it piggy!
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>>153728133
You hope.
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>>153728133
We don’t write posts to the sexy daddies porking our maggoty mumma’s here!
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>>153728146
why i oughta...
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>Cherry pick the oldest salty fuck you can
>publicly avoid the guy you're actually supposed to fight
>get rewarded with an extremely one dimensional striker you could beat at age 80
God just loves Jon Jones
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>>153728156
Thought you were talking about Islam
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>>153728156
guess that makes two of us
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Clozzapiggy!!
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If God loves Jones why did he make him gay
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great news joneschads word from the bonescord is that the next thread will indeed be a jon jones thread
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If Jon is gay how did he get a woman pregnant 3 more times than you have?
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>>153728156
Jones was handpicked by God to rule over MMA, possibly the Nebuchadnezzar of MMA
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>>153728184
jesus was a bit of a mincer guess god works in mysterious ways jones isn't gay btw
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Jon "ChillguyABQ" Jones
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>>153728184
bisexual*
jon is basically the closest human alive to achilles and just like him, hes bi too cause hes a real nigga fr
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Jon "His Excellency, GOAT for Life, Undefeated Undisputed LHW and HW Champion of the World, Baptised, Mister Jonathan Dwight Jones, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the MMA in the UFC in General and America in Particular" Jones
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Bones and The Hangman: Adventures in Thailand
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I'm afraid the devil himself sent a demon of Chaos (Steve Mazzagatti) to sabotage Gods chosen ones record with a single loss.
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>>153728232
No one considers that a loss
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Jon "Clozapig's Daddy" Jones
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I'm like literally 98% finland by dna tests
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>>153728235
Back off.
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>>153728235
many people consider his loss to reyes a loss though
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not that it matters but just so you know
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>>153728255
that's because he did not lose to faggy gaylord reyes the closest jon came to defeat was at the hands of Nordic™ beast gustafsson
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>>153728243
>>153728256
Wow congrats
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>>153728255
Yeah that one is a fair assessment
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>>153728270
y-y-you t-too
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Some sexy daddies weren’t destined to lose
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RwJw_abj8E
Reyes tickled Jon's pickle
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>>153728169
Slamdaddy and Jondaddy both get my disgusting deformed pathetic Pigclitty squirting losergoo, sadly
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>tom was denied by a old, gay black man
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the wmma is getting on my nerves
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Jones' biggest win is against all the youtubers and the twitter accounts campaigning against him only to lose the story badly
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People forget man, Hammer Hamill was a Marauder
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>>153728296
Kill yourself.
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>>153728296
Tickle ya Jondaddy's pickle, playa!
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in many ways jon jones is the modern talking of combat sports
disliked by children
falsely accused of being gay
really good
absolute world tier tear
hated by haps
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>>153728314
Lmfao
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>>153728314
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y'all just jealous i heem erryday
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sure ya do blud
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>>153728332
I suspect that's the primary reason.
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>>153728325
Sup Sneed, still a tranny loving faggot?
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>>153728340
can you please start impersonating me mate
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Xer name is Xadame Armporky.
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>>153728350
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>>153728344
Yea, nah I'm good now haha
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>>153728358
i manifested this
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the thing about sneed and finland is they bring it upon themselves and they deserve every bit of it
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>>153728385
poppadoms pavel, chop chop
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Deserve what? Some lozar replying to you? Lmao just close the screen nigga haha
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>>153728389
Pigga’s tryna call in a pakdaddy pookakke!
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>>153728385
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posting slows to a crawl but then the bong sees his favorite blue cross and starts punching his keyboard
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>>153728385
Clozzy admits to enjoying the rampant bullying/harassment and "getting dopamine" from it.
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zooted rn
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Clozapedo the maggot minge molesting masochist, tragically
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>>153728446
trending on bjpenn.com
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>>153728453
It dulls the pain!
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boilin
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swamps the sorrow
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If I was in a room with Finland and UK and I had a gun with one bullet I would leave the room find Spain and kill him.
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blunts the bereavement
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>>153728490
Please try to keep in mind that one insane individual does not represent the nation of Finland as a whole.
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tickles the pickle
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>>153728513
Which one are you buddy
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>>153728513
yes very much so
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I've gonna go buy some mcdonalds, y'all want anything?
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>>153728597
ye get me some stuff nigga
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>>153728597
4 triples and a mello yello
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>>153728597
10 piece chicken mcnuggets, fries and a sprite. Those fuckers keep adding onions to my burgers.
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>>153728597
I’d try the new product but I’m not sure how to attack it
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>>153728625
Yeah they fucked me over last week that way too.
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>>153728597
Ge me that mofuggin BIG ARCH™
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>>153728631
>>153728642
Lol like the meme
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>>153728631
>>153728642
thoughts on finland?
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>>153728722
Big fat ugly + dead mom
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I'm Spider-Man
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@grok, put brendan shaub in a bikini
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>>153728722
The best
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>>153728763
respect
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>>153728813
at what
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>>153728831
Eating two large meatlovers pizzas and having a dead mommy. Undisputed.
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>>153728831
Porking the pakdaddy pookakkke pakoras left in he mother’s mushy mealy moldy maggot minge!
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>>153728911
>>153728923
Excellent posts.
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did they move bellator from fridays?
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pray for tom. hes not doing well. might not make it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJpFdV_aZDs
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>>153728930
Indeed.
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I would have never let my mom die like that man...
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Troonmala AGPinall sadly
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>>153728930
>XOU DONT THINK THEYRE EXCELLENT POSTS XOURE UPSET AND SEETHING BLOODY BITCH ZATDADDY SUCK YOUR COCK SLOWLY UNTIL XOU CREAMPIE!
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Who did Tom beat to be undisputed champion anyway Curtis Blaydes? Gimme a break.
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>>153729016
Spamdaddy living rent free in your little porked piggy brain I fear
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>>153729026
Psychological victory over Jones i fear.
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>>153729044
Jones beat him without even throwing a punch sadly.
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>>153728795
No need for ai bappa
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>>153729060
That's not a bikini you fucking RETARD!!
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Please call me Mr Porker in the future
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Retard Alert!!

Retard Alert!!
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>>153729140
we don't announce our posts here
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when i realize that max and charles are going to hurt each other with fighting
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Came here...saw the posts...yeah I'm good, I dont want to speak to anyone here.
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>what was that? can you say it again?
I said, Nyamjargal Tumendemberel
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>i diyar you, please repeat
i said, Diyar Nurgozhay
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The champ has a name.
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Bacon Bryanna’s goypiggy gape is BEGGING for more kosher cummies
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michael johnson is here
michael johnson is here
michael johnson is here
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>>153729080
It’s underneath dummy. How about you try using your imagination for once instead of satiating your need for constant gooner stimuli
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>>153729241
retard vs a ftm. only in brazil can you can those matchups HYPE
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>>153729060
>Betta late than nevah!
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Guys dont you have jobs
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Illuminated by farts
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Bryce Mitchell is undefeated against Muslims.
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>>153729285
>Mmm, creamy banana
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>>153729374
AGPoatan is a sissy bottom sadly
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>>153729306
would you pay these people a living wage?
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>>153729401
man, shut yo bitch ass up
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>>153729306
i'm at work right now
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>>153729405
False premise, you're not an employer
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>>153729306
My job is editing tiktok videos for some news station.
I don't like it
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>>153729405
I simply posted a fact about Bryce Mitchell.
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>>153729442
i asked if you would. be hunter campbell, would you expect these people to show up for work?
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>>153729306
Working is for slaves.
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FACT: Bacon bussy bryanna bucked and boucned on it for Jerusalem Jeandaddy
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>>153729466
employed by ufc dot com to post stats. i can support u
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>>153729481
Jean Silva is Brazilian neojew btw.
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>>153729473
If I were Hunter Campbell I'd be busy laying on top of Amanda Ribas.
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>>153729446
put on the gloves
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>>153729241
>Der photoshoppin muh face to make me look like I got gay feminine trans features!
Bryce...
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3/4
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it's not bryce's fault you're attracted to him
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it's the frigging fighting nerds dude!
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>>153729562
goofy ass brazilian embarrassing his nation
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>>153729285
did he really need to oil up his tits for this marilyn monroe cosplay?
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It’s comeback season. The de shitter meme will be permaflushed
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Makwan Amirkhani
Omran Chaaban
Omar Tugarev
Abdul Hussein

The Fighting Finns
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>>153729643
You're saying the meme of RDR becoming known as "de shitter", will be erased because he will win his next fight and cease to be known as de shitter?
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doebeit
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>>153729639
Volk shaved and oiled his chest for this
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>>153729692
riddle me this, I'm 37 but look 17, who am I
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>>153729735
Daniel Cormier
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>>153729306
I work for a homewares manufacturer. I do 45-60 minutes of actual work any given week, mostly putting out fires due to mis-ships or damaged product. Remote work is the tits.
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>>153729735
Grasso
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Volk should steer clear of mighty mouse. That guys production team is retarded
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>>153730038
Built like prime Dominic cruz
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I swear I saw Dominic Cruz fucking dee Williams in a porno
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Sean Strickland's childhood crush slept with Dominic Cruz actually
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>>153730186
What
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>>153729499
wht does that even mean
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>>153730357
He's a Brazilian zionist. Neojew invokes the same imagery as Neonazi, but for the Jewish people rather than against
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charles is looking more and more like tony by the day
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tfw topuria can't get on the sharthouse card because the piggy is uppity spain refused to help his shithole in their new jewish war
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Boralho reminds me of Yoel with the way he fights
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>>153730357
>wht does that even mean
Tons of Brazilians evangelics are discovering their jewish (sephardic) ancestry and how much jewish influenced Brazilian culture in certain regions, and converting to judaism.

>>153730428
>He's a Brazilian zionist. Neojew invokes the same imagery as Neonazi, but for the Jewish people rather than against
No, I literally meant a neo jew as in new jew
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Zonald will make topuria shake his ass in nothing but his cravat Vince does a big pooh on his head. They will then knock down the divorce funded batcave gym to build an AWS data centre to run AI surveillance models for Palantir
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>>153729672
Abdul hussein should be in ufc already.
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Boralho beats the Riddler by taking him to the deep wadazz
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gooby hue and pratesh are good guys
boralho and silva are bad evil guys
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Is uploading a photo dump if your perp walk during a rape civil trial based?
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>>153730750
yeah especially when you lose and everyone thinks your a rapist now
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rené the diddler will beat boralho's ass with ease
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Hunter should start some Natural selection matchmaking, he should take all the big names they have and feed them to the most dangerous up and comers instead of protecting them
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>>153730800
they announced hokit vs blaydez actually
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>>153730826
That's a good start, he should triple down on the feedings.
Gooby gets prates
Colby gets Boralho
Charles gets Torres
Feed that bum kickboxer who is gonna lose against Usyk to Pavlovich
Holloway gets Ziam
Chandler gets Dober
O'Malley gets Bautista
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>>153730869
post so retarded it killed heem
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I have a small dick
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>>153731014
don't we all
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>>153731010
Which matchmaking do you disagree with?
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>>153731014
Kill yourself.
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>>153730869
Hunter should kill himself, along with Dana and Ari.
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>>153730869
Why are you acting like Max wouldn't dunk Ziam
That guy lost to fucking Terence McKinney
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>>153731134
I think you might be right about that
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gingers are the lest heemable race
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>>153731193
People-who-aren't-inbred-bros...
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>>153731193
i can think of several ginger fighters who got heemed
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when alex heems jon it will be yet another story win for The Last Stylebender
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>>153731177
>Why are you acting like Max wouldn't dunk Ziam
I am not, it's just matchmaking, he is a grappler and an up-and-comer so i rated him as the natural predator for a striker like Holloway, Holloway can still win if he stuffs the takedowns and out-gas him, who would you match him with?
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>bmf fight week
>Page two

It's so over
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Its an Cody Garbradndt Fight week Can I Get an hell yeah??
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de ridder fight week!
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De riddler looks like he drinks a six pack of Coors light every night
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>>153731326
Dead Mom fight week!
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>>153731238
Benoit Saint Denis if you want to jump him up the rankings. Extremely beatable fighter and frauds him in to the top 5.
Max is simply too dangerous. He's not what he used to be but he's still very much elite. I would be shocked if Ziam could even take more than two rounds with how he is currently
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If you can't grow a full beard you can't call yourself a bmf
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>>153731342
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>>153731323
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brendan allen lost to the number 6 then beat the number 8 to earn his number 4 ranking
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>>153731362
Der Ridder was number 4 at the time Brendan Allen beat him
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>>153731354
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>>153731263
Always heard rocketeers have huge hawgs
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>>153731382
Like, yes bro
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When's the next Power Slap event?
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>>153731346
Fair enough
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>>153731401
Said no one ever xD
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>>153731437
lol, you cooked me!!
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wonder how much extra they are getting paid for all this bonus paramount media they have to do?
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>>153731451
Pocket watching bitch
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>>153731356
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If you care how much money fighters are making, I have to consider you a complete faggot. Who cares?
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>>153731474
This, it's none of my fucking business how much money somebody makes or who they fuck. I'm a grown adult man, I have my own fucking life and my own problems.
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>>153731451
Nowhere near THE conor ben
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>>153731474
All the anons bitching about fighter pay are spiritual redditors. They don't give a shit about the net worth of Bobby Green, they just hate Dana White because he's a bald doo slanging dick.
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>>153731491
Dana has no involvement in fighter pay.
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I dont care abuot fighter pay but I do care about wich fighters aer morally good people
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>>153731497
That's why it's extra stupid that you whine about it.
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>>153731482
>or who they fuck
homosexuality is degenerate
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>non sequitur trying to instigate
>finland finland sneed finland
>[fighter name] poop, [fighter name] diaper
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>>153731508
I don't give a fuck about fighter pay retard.
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>>153731531
I'm glad you could overcome that reddit phase.
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based bongs got em cryin'
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>>153731513
Not my problem.
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A lot of times the more you pay them, the less they fight and when they waste all the money away, they comeback old (Mayweather) to fight for uninteresting money fights
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okay onto more important topics..

max is in the interim LW title picture if he is able to retain the BMF belt vs charles
the bmf belt alone arguably has more levrage than gaethje's interim belt in getting a shot at the undisputed belt

looks like ilia will be fighting islam so that will resolve two branches into one, leaving the winner to fight max for the undisputed BMF championship.

charlos is the wildcard that may just throw a spanner into the BMF engine so to speak
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*hide post*
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dusty bitches who shoot for takedowns are ineligible for the title of BMF
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>>153731583
Goobs is most likely fighting the winner of that BMF fight bapa
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>>153731651
>you now realise dookie vs chandler was homo vs homo
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>>153731615
Conor is never fighting again you näive imbecile!
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*Clap-Clap ClapClapClap*

Näive Imbecile!

*Clap-Clap ClapClapClap*

Näive Imbecile!
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Goobinderjeet is on the White House card. Screencarp this.
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Just dropped a huge stinky Turdspinall in the Della Toilet.
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>>153731695
This man is no longer in the UFC
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daner just reached out and it looks like goob is actually on the white house card lmao
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The white house card is shaping up to be extremely cringe tbqh
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>>153731770
Guess you were right
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>Conor/Colby is real
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>>153731803
Conor wouldn’t take that fight unless Colby made a no wrestling gentlemen’s agreement
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Gonna drink some beer tonight methinks
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jon "boner" jones. the gayest nigger of all time
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>ufc signs huge media deal with paramount
>bonuses double
>fighter pay rises
>champs all stop fighting
Turns out underpaying fighters was key
That’s why they starve dogs for dog fighting
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>>153731820
Colby is this eras Chael he would 100% do that.
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>>153731831
I DONT CARE HOW MUCH THEYRE GETTING PAID!!
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rdr is actually boyable too bad he got flushed by that leaf
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I care how much they’re getting paid
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Chandler fighting Green at the white house
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>>153731857
RDR is simultaneously elite and shit
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>>153731789
I called it scroll up and SUCK MY GRUNDLE
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>>153731893
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Schrödinger's RDR
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>>153731896
chandlers fighting someone at 170. my hunch is morales if not gooby now that I think of it
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>>153731821
Already on my fifth silver bullet
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>>153731896
Would actually be a banger
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>>153731957
Who this?
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Hap fighting Ace at the White house
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>>153731971
That's clozzys mother
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>>153731971
Clay Guida
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Clozzys mom has got it goin on
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>>153731978
she’s like my last tinder date
8 in photos and a dumpy 5 in person
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>Cuz I'm POOP POOP POOPING ON CLOZZYS MOOOOM, YEAAAHHH!!
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>>153732053
>>153732085
Excellent posts.
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>>153732104
Hell yeah, fuck yeah
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I'D RATHER BE A CLOZZY THAN A SNEED
OH I'D RATHER BE A CLOZZY THAN A SNEED
I'D RATHER BE A CLOZZY
RATHER BE A CLOZZY
RATHER BE A CLOZZY THAN A SNEED
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>>153732140
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Why panper loifes conplexities
When the leather runs smooth on this gloved weeeeeeeem
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Who are some fighters with good skin?
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>>153732187
luke "the rock" hold
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>>153732187
Ed Gein
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Did anybody here ever have infected puss spilling from their entire back and arms from severe drug abuse and posted pictures here?
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>>153732187
Khabib
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Arman has downie eyes definitely some incest in that family tree
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>>153732252
incest is a helwani myth made up to shame nationalists
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>>153732187
Kamaru Usman.
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Beneil is next in line
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clozzy shagged his mum
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>>153732235
>>153732339
Good shouts
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If I could say one last thing to clozzy's mom it would be "FAT UGLY BITCH!! FAT DEAD UGLY MAGGOTY MINGE BITCH!!"
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>>153732257
Where's your mom nigger?
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ive pieced together gooby vs chandler at 170 at the whitehouse
heemember me
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>>153732444
Trips of truth sadly
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WE. ARE. LIIIIIIVE

https://www.youtube.com/live/MFrtMrIgu1k
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>>153732629
This guy should be fucking underwater
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>>153732648
you ain’t even watched him
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Kyle Bohagio vs RDR
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Kanye West, wow
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how about this one
kylie ahegao lol
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If the UFC tried to feed me those plastic takeout rectangles full of their slop on fight week I would pile drive the PI staff into utter oblivion.
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if they tried to feed me that shit id be like oh wow thanks this is super convenient i dont have to calculate my calories and macros and prepare shit myself thanks.
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>>153732832
Yeah you're a beta insectoid
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>>153732806
Then you'd be trying to get a call back from PFL kid
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>>153732874
They can't cut me I'm an undefeated flyweight who just beat manel kape
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>>153732873
no im resourceful. enjoy your ground beef and rice cooked in the hotel coffee maker
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>>153732629
wednesday night uncle weezy?!
you son of a bitch. i’m in
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nah they got jizzy against some guy off the DWCS?? oh nononono
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Heeminder Contender Series is yet to produce even one single elite fighter and it exists for the sole purpose of flooding the roster with bums on 12/12 contracts.
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Anyone got legit info on the White House card?
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>>153732988
Multiple champs from DWCS bud
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>>153732988
>bri’ish mma takes
how are you lot as clueless as you are
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>>153733012
>you lot
you want to be a bong so bad
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>>153733002
Jamahal Hill and JDM are dogshit pal
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>come sataday you'll be visiting the shadow realm, charlieboy
soon.
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>>153733019
Yet they’re like 13-5 combined UFC. Strange. You’d think dogshit fighters would lose more!
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>>153733037
Kill yourself
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>>153733002
Yeah, 3 of the worst "champions" ever.
>>153733012
Go ahead and name some elite contender series fighters.
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>>153727410
>Pereddit ducking Gane on the networks
No one's surprised. If Pereira gets subbed by Jones, he knows he could still fight for the HW title next either way.
If he goes in and gets schooled by Gane in the area he's supposed to be the best at, it's done. The meme is over. He doesn't belong and would have to walk back to LHW with his tail between his legs, truly knowing his betters. I'm afraid as well.
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No way UFC wants Jon Jones to fight again. Huge risk no reward. JJ is at retirement age - if he wins he's never fighting again and all he did was wreck the hype around their biggest star.
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>>153733047
Jamahal Hill pre Achilles (7-1, UFC champion)
JDM (8-1, UFC champion)
Sean O’Malley (11-3, UFC champion)

All pretty good!
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>>153733066
He’ll come back to fight Poatan because it’s a big payday and an easy win for Jon
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>>153732967
Dont knock on joseph pyfer man he was homeless and his dad abused him and dana white bought him a house and he's bodybags joe pyfer fuck you man
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>>153733047
Ateba
Pyfer
Nickal
Diego Lopez (lost his contender series fight)
Jean Silva
Caio
Vallejos (lost his contender series fight)
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>>153733042
I accept your concession
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>>153733060
Why you so afraid brotha ?
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>>153732988
>>153733019
You should watch uncle weezy. Might learn something about UFC!
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>>153733066
There’s no other American you can put in a white house title fight besides Garth. And we all know Garth will get murdered by Topuria
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these are my concessions
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>>153732988
can never tell if bongs are retarded or trolling
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>>153733071
>Jamahal Hill pre Achilles (7-1, UFC champion)
One of the worst strikers in the sport, arms torn off by Paul Craig, lucked into a title shot against gigaflushed Glover who'd just been battered by Jiri, couldn't finish him, fat as fuck.
>JDM (8-1, UFC champion)
Overrated striking, life and death with bums several times, wet blanketed by Islam to the point of tears.
>Sean O’Malley (11-3, UFC champion)
The original project, heemed by Chito in his "prime", extremely fragile, robbed Yan, undeserved title shot against an injured Aljo (early stoppage) pity defence over Chito (heemed with a body shot in the dying seconds) utterly raped by Merab, unimpressive performance over Yadong

Care to try again?
>>153733105
>Ateba
Opinion well and truly disregarded lmao
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>>153733186
Perhaps the most severe cope ever posted on /heem/

Let me guess…you picked Gane over Jon lol
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Lmao, Islam made JDM cry
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>>153733185
Retarded. They’re retarded. See:
>>153733186
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Did the lonely finn really walk in to see his own mom's decomposing corpse? Yikes, what a disgusting fat ugly freak!
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>>153733117
That's an unreasonable amount of hamburgers!
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>>153733195
>Perhaps the most severe cope ever posted on /heem/
Not an argument. Your only qualifier for them being elite was the fact that they were champions. There have been several UFC champions that are complete dogshit fighters.

Elite contender series fighters. Name them.

>Let me guess…you picked Gane over Jon lol
Nope, stop trying to change the subject.
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>>153733117
Just heading home man!
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only elite striker in mma? rico
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fact is even after the layoff jon jones would still go wrath of the pharaoh on any punk ass bitch still on the roster tomala and peria included. and one name absent from all these discussions? ngannou. seriously consider. lesnar at 300 was viewed as more realistic than ngannou coming back to get obliterated by jon at the white house. jon jones is forever
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>anon posts 10 champs/contenders from contender series
>NO NOT THEM I WANT OTHER CONTENDERS
lol
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https://youtube.com/shorts/J2Iruf6Mfa0?si=lsM3f47bPMaM49bp
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It seems many of you have zero understanding of what an elite fighter is.
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sean omalley is the champion of getting fucked in the ass and sucking dick
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>>153732629
wish hed stop reading gay ass comments and only talk fights
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Sean thought Dan wanted to wife swap but Dan had different plans.
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Jon Jones, GSP, and Khabib did not come from contender series ergo ZERO elite fighters have ever come from contender series. Check and mate.
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>>153733340
desu if i was married to a 3 id want to wife swap at any opportunity
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They sacrificed tom Aspinall for Jones vs Periera? Really?
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>>153733368
Kill yourself.
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>>153733356
prime gsp would get gaped by khamzat. what does that say about contender series?
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Sedrique Dumas deserves an spot on the white house card. Food for thought.
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>>153733405
That's a great deal, actually.
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finland
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>>153733406
Sean get off /heem/ and go cuddle your ugly wife
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>>153733421
you want /hoc/ friend
this is /heem/
we talk about ufc here
finns don't participate in ufc
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just a bullshit, cazzie take
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literally zero conbats sports were invented in america in its history
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>>153733356
>Khabib
Self report.
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>huge fight week
>12+ hour thread
dead general
dead sport
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>>153733577
its a fine card but knowing rosas is gonna be there dampens the entire week. hes so fucking ugly physically pains me
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>>153733577
how can there be a huge fight week for a dead sport?
check and mate
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ridder the shitter is getting dropped by straight shots about 10 times this weekend
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>>153733569
And yet we have had the most UFC champions of anyone.

Levels.
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>>153733605
>how can there be a huge fight week for a dead sport?
>to that i say
>check and mate partner
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>>153733569
must be frustrating for all these countries to invent sports then have us dominate lol
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Rodolfo Bellator
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>>153733612
>>153733659
ufc is an american company. youre guys arent world chanps theyre american chanps
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>>153733569
X-Arm
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>>153733678
American champ means world champ
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>>153733678
Cope.
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there are no american champs currently
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>>153733694
Kayla Harrison
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Mr. Jones will soon be reinstated as Undisputed Heavyweight Champion
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belal mooohammed. the last great american chanpion
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Guys answer hoenstly; are we fags?
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>>153733718
I train a bit of UFC specifically so people know I'm not gay
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USA, Brazil and the rest. Thats no knock on Canada who has produced a couple champions
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>>153733718
no but i try and act gay in case there are any gay people around that would try and turn me gay otherwise
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>>153733712
jones gonna retire with the hw and lhw belt 2032
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whos the punch the monkey of heem
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>>153733715
theyve been really quiet ever since this
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im lowkey proud of belel for the burgs
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>>153733739
UFC isn’t a martial art. You would know that if you were gay.
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>>153733577
This general has been unusually dead ever since we came back from the 6-week break.
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>>153733904
probably because the fights have been unusually shit
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>bellator never dies!
Pitbull. Pico.
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>>153733917
3245 and 325 were okay enough that they should've brought more activity. I'm also surprised Strickland vs. Hernandez didn't really move threads either.
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bjpenn.com
criscyborg.com
no more ariel
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>>153733940
I'll never forgive danny gay for letting this fucking bum into the rankings
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>>153733940
heeminder nobody would even know the name mckee if not for this fluke robbery
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>>153733952
no actually you fucking retard. people were clamoring for high quality fights and dana shitted on us. autists pissbreak heavyweights omalley pimblett. 324 was insulting fans. shittiest card in recent memory hands down by far. UFC deserves dead thread til white house at least
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>>153733904
The level of schizophrenia has made it nigh unusable
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>>153733973
325 was way worse than 324 fuck are you on about lad
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>>153733978
not perceptually
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>>153733978
you want to be a bong so bad
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whens smiff fighting that guy?
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>>153733992
don't have a go
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>>153733992
U WOT M8
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does david really earn his stipend or is he low key taking the piss?
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the wmma is snoring in a cute and endearing manner
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>>153733992
u 'avin a laff?
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what was tony thinking in this moment of moments?
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michael chandlers penis fell off so hes been removed from ufc rankings
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>>153734065
i have it on good authority that hes fighting goob at 170
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>>153734070
UFC 170 was like 14 years ago anon
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>>153734057
>A LiNe To PiSs? pIsS iS a StReAm In LiNe To A dReAm AnD mY pIsS tUrNs CoRnErS cAuSe #elcucuy #snapcityjitsu #CSO FlOwS gOlD
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UFC 329: Trump vs GOP voters
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>>153731673
>he’s never fighting le again!
>heh.. I’ll believe it when Herb dean raises the winners hand lol
Imagine latching onto the tit of such a gay Reddit comment chain and bringing it here. It’s pathetic
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>>153734100
I like how Sanko wears a tie to distract from her big fake DDs
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first for jon bone jones
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Sex 2026: Me vs. Black women
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>>153734105
Sanko has premium fake tits the way they’re bouncing all over the place when she grapples, I fear.
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>>153734110
Sorry bappa PPV era is over
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Y NUEVO

>>153734099
>>153734099
>>153734099
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The undisputed:
Fedor
Bj penn
Gsp
Anderson silva
JON JONES
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>>153734122
inner nets dead b this threads still on page 1
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>>153728184
give gives his greatest soldiers the thoughest battles b.

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