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Men's Professional Tennis
No girls allowed
Clay season edition

>Calendar
Second half of the Sunshine Double, the Miami Open
Clay season looms

>Scores
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>Streams
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Anime
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First for Ruud, Rune, Draper, Tsitipas cleaning up the clay season.
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>>154104457
third for pooshitti wins a tournament this year
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>>154104495
didn't know it was this ogre.
This looks more like the record of a French player,
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>>154104520
top 5 player btw
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>>154104457
Give up on Rune. Believe in Musetti. He's Carlos's age btw. We're gonna have him for a long ass time in the spirit of other choking shitters like Tsitsipas, Zverev, and Medvedev
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>court booked in 9 hours
>just had a large 'za all by myself
>watching binner's sloppy seconds vs novax's cocksleeve in charlestone
what the FUCK am I doing with my life?
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Shelton gone, Americans should definitely start skipping the all clay season
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>>154104726
its impossible to suffer in italy
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>>154105000
It's a surface only rec players and Europeans can really play on tbqh. American big hitting, aggressive tennis is so ass for it, even on the much grittier Har-Tru. You'd have to have an American junior player grow up learning how to hit on both clay and hard. That's not very common here. Also, isn't this the first year Houston used European red clay? I recall it being green in past years.
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>>154105312
it looks a bit more red this year for sure.
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Shelton is lucky he's a marketable American negro
If he were a mestizo from South America he'd only be known in this general
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Poopyrin
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>>154106368
Our guy is doin alright... Trust the plan
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>>154106741
I no longer trust the plan, throw it out the window
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>double faulting on match point
I fucking knew it what a fucking retard
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>>154105312
switching between hard and clay when youre a junior fucks up your knees a lot and uncle toni said it was a contributing factor to rafas injuries

on another note the us open was played on har tru in the mid seventies. what would have happened if they kept it on har tru through to today?
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>>154104520
Didn't he kwab big time against Novak?
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>>154107652
Four different surfaces for the slams would make winning a calendar slam (or even the career slam) even more impressive, because Har-Tru and Euro red clay really are very different. Doubt most of the USO winners of the past would be winners now if the surface had stayed.

Also based Tommy guaranteed a spot in the finals. Fraudcis can't beat him on clay.
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>>154109925
Yes, this is precisely the reason why I will never rate Poosetti
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>loociano sharteri
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>>154104520
>jobbed by jerry
ohbh bros....
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It's over for tiafool
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the white man marches on
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Can Tommy beat Chimichanga or will we have to admit that immigrants are truly welcome
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as evidenced by the fact some literal who named buchunaga is in the finals american men should just skip clay season all together
alternatively we can have the us clay championship on a surface we have an advantage on (har tru)
if sevilla can have their weird yellow clay we deserve a tournament on green clay
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>>154120740
tommy will save american tennis today
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>Tommy Gun vs Big Chungus
>Dungelliti vs Hodor
>Navoffe vs Merican Guido
Clay 250s are grim without Ruudgoat
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>>154122191
absolutely
why does troglodytti have two logos on his strings?
head and solinco
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Sinner fans have been raging online about this pretty brutal David Foster Wallace esque sports writing takedown of him
https://www.nplusonemag.com/online-only/online-only/negative-tennis/
Here is probably the two harshest parts from the piece
>After Djokovic began to decline, a 22-year-old South Tyrolean named Jannik Sinner took the number one ranking and held it for more than a year. Sinner hits the ball harder than Djokovic, plays with less variation, neglects the outer contours of the court more often, emotes even less than Djokovic on the latter’s most subdued day, is less forthcoming in interviews, and is far less likely to participate in any match worthy of preserving in a time capsule. His style is more reminiscent of a machine than Djokovic’s ever was, and he lacks the personality to compensate for the entertainment deficit. Perhaps we should have been more grateful that Djokovic made us feel anything at all.
> Djokovic has always drawn power from a raging well of spite, while Alcaraz draws from a fountain of joy. Sinner doesn’t derive his success from any emotion that I recognize.
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>>154122395
unironically binner is most soulful player
he's the most fun to shitpost about
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>>154122465
>Italian flag
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>>154122395
Early-midcareer Federer article with the names changed.
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>>154122395
>Djokovic has always drawn power from a raging well of spite, while Alcaraz draws from a fountain of joy. Sinner doesn’t derive his success from any emotion that I recognize.
Kek it's funny because it's true
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>>154104402
Why is that OP image important? Those were recieving break points, not serving. Not interesting.
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>>154122395
Seething Djokofags write articles now?
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1st main draw match on the way, vamoss Norrie
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>>154122700
Not even close. Roger's game was the most fun to watch and his personally was affable while being cool, unlike Binner who has no personality at all
>>154122881
I read the piece, this guy isn't a Djokofag lol
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Federer was attacked early in his career for being too much of emotional bitch. He cultivated his cool, suave personality. Dinner is just a boring guy on and off the court
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For me, it's Joder.
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>>154124041
Fed just did what his marketing advisors told him and became a James Bond parody.
Sinner just doesn't give a fuck. I find that more honest yet probably not as lucrative
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>>154122395
The whole machine analogy is pretty overplayed by this point. He's just mellow. Not everyone has to do a Basketball American style pop-off on every point over 4 shots. Several of our sport's greatest champions (Borg, Sampras, Agassi, Lendl, etc.) barely emoted on the court either and yet nobody is writing smear letters about them—though they certainly wrote a LOT about Sampras at the time. Just leave Sinner the hell alone. He's playing tennis his way. Let Alcaraz do the finger to the ear thing. All Jannik needs is a slight shake of the racket.
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>>154125584
He will never be sampras, sampras was iconic. Binner is a shameless doper who rehired the the guy who was helping him dope. Will never like this dude after the doping scandal.
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hmm claybros, we can't let this american hard-court merchant take a 250 from us.
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>Kouame straight setted against Humbert on his weakest surface
17 year old Nadal would never, nigga a fraud
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>>154126245
Who said he was going to be Sampras?
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Tommy Paul wins RG this year
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Tommy Paul loses in R1 of RG this year
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>>154126862
kek
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They've got some serious slampigs as ballgirls in big ol Texas
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Come ON Tommeh
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a real american like tommy is going to send this brown beaner cunt back to mexico or whatever
trust the plan
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>>154126934
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Tommy beat himself so badly this set. He looked like a fucking rec player with those errors all over creation
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Burritobros where we at
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play some real american music to charge him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRx212PUa4g&list=RDtRx212PUa4g&start_radio=1
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Tommy is inches away from choking
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They forgot to calibrate Hawk Eye
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There's the choke
You can't just serve and volley on every break point Tommy
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I can't believe clayrat number 92,848,574,748,194 beat an American man on clay
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not like this...
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It's over
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I hate clay so much
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>>154127418
Focus on the match Tommy
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BurruCHOKEa
I knew this would happen when he failed to break for the match
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U S A
U S A
U S A
U S A
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I showered thinking this would be over before I got out. Why the fuck are they still going?
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Fokina-tier choke, this guy is never going to win a title
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>>154127365
Apologize
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Okay Tommy. It didn't have to be that close
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>>154127886
>doubting america's hero
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the reaper takes no prisoners
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>>154128010
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>>154128021
not with the amount of money I spent on it
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These people dress like Mr Monopoly characters
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>>154126491
lets create a time machine and see how well 16 yr old kouame does against the current number 4 djokovic
he can even play on whatever surface he wants
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where the fuck did my post go
so embarrassing how that dude lose final 2 games or whatever
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that tournament a joke

why these people so dressed up for it
dumb white rich people
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>>154128010
bro needs minoxidil
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Monte Carlo(s) chads here we come
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>Rublev having to play 1st rounds
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Now this is tennis
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>>154132635
looks deep and dangerous :/
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>>154132657
you can literally see the bottom
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Rublev being humbled
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oh no no no
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>Baez-Wawrinka
Now that's kino
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stanimalbros
how we feeling?
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>>154131022
>Bro needs big pharma pills sponsored by Israel
Starmer kys
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So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one would ever change this Stanimal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this Stanimal
(This Stanimal, this Stanimal)
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>>154132889
good, we defeat two manlets in a row.
Show them who's boss
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Not so good
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it's over for onehandcels
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it's over now, Baez in 2 I'm afraid
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At least we can make fun of Tzatzikipas sooner
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>>154133098
He can't lose here, surely not against THE Francisco Cerundolo
Monte Carlo is his only way to stay relevant. He is a title away from vice-goat status.
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Will Fonseca get serve botted off the clay today?
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>>154133135
hopefully not.
Would be hard to digest a defeat against Dialwho
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Baez has foot faulted like 4 times in this match, is this a record?
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Based Stan, SOVL
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what's on peeps?
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>>154133218
weekly sissicucks humiliation kino is about to start
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Based Tsi remontada time
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>>154133241
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it never even began
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It begins
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we are SO back sissibros
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we back greekgod prince of clay bros
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That's an unholy concentration of shitty coaches in Tsis box
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Tsitsi haters quiet right now
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>Shankipiss
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not like this.
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That's the greatest clay courter since Nadal btw.
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>>154133500
Don't overrate Cerúndolo, it's obviously Alcaraz
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Spilled Tzatziki
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>>154133532
>THREE times Monte Carlo champion
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>>154133543
plus reached the final in all big clay tournaments, Barcelona included.
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>>154133555
>>154133543
How many RG, Rome and Madrid titles?
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Cerúndolo breaks the gay Greek again, Analdi out as well
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>>154133563
reached the final in every one of them one time, lost all 3 times to Novak.

0 titles I'm afaid
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oh well, time to switch to Portugal's brave João Guimarães Fonseca
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Look at tsi's dad on the phone during the match. Clown show
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kek what percentage did they give Shitty winning MC?
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What was worse for Tsitsipas: losing his tennis or losing Badosa?
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>>154133624
Definitely the tennis
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>>154133624
Tennis, and he lost it precisely because of vain/childish/slut Badosa.
I warned him many times, here on 4channell, he didn't listen, good riddance to him.
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>Badosa and Tsitsipas unfollowed each other on social media and removed posts referring to each other.
>And last November, Badosa confirmed the split as she held up a sash with the words 'Sexy and single' as she celebrated her 28th birthday with friends in Dubai.
>The tennis star shared photos of her with a birthday cake reading 'older, wiser and still hotter than ever', along with another sash that stated '28 and still a 10'.
yikes
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Fonseca breaks
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our boy got one
the comeback starts now
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>>154133647
I'm 28 and live with my parents do I have a shot?
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Fonz cruising
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tsitsipas looks like a hasidic jew today
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>this match
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I'm getting flashbacks to Fran-Meddy in Miami
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What's the real reason his game has fallen off? Lost the forehand?
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Seeing Altmaier everywhere makes me wonder what the hell happened to Koepfer
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>>154133732
He has no ranking.
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what the fuck was that last point
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>>154133749
farewell, sweet prince.
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>>154133780
he's a disgrace.
Poor Juan Manuel
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Can Fonseca defeat one of the most talented Canadian mulattos of the century, in straights?
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>>154128010
didnt know america full of jeets
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Next round taking shape, this is where shit gets serious
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wouldn't want to be Brazilian right now.
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>>154133844
and now?
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>>154133958
yes.
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>>154133730
Even the stupidest player realized they just have to target his backhand, combined with his worse movement, he can't run around his backhand anymore
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Fonseca will be testet this tournament.
Rinderknech next should be easy.
>Medveved/Berretinni in the last16
>Zverev QF
>Sinner/ SF
>Alcaraz/Musetti F

Would be huge if he reached the final.
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Last year champ on the way out in the 1st round?
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JMC serving for the set. An Argentine lockout brewing on Monte Carlo center court
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>>154134009
really big if
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>>154134219
I want to see Sinncaraz crash and burn on clay.
Alcaraz is maybe too tough for the Fonz. But he can take Sinnman out, almost did it in some hard court tournament recently.
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How the hell did this Vacheloser won it last year.
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>>154133834
>Actual Rube vs Seesaw
>Cristian "Clay" Garin vs RG Finalist (not champion)
>Legoat vs Tabeaner
>No Spin vs Spinner
>Chuck Alcatraz vs Bye-ez
>Chuck Norris vs De Manure
>Monfreak vs Booblik
This is some fucking tennis alright
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Has Shapo won a match? Like, ever?
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>>154134263
>no spin-spinner
>chuck norris
kek I like it, you allright
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Vachegoat turning this around
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>>154134241
by not winning it
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>>154134424
Winning 6 games straight after going down 0-2 and a set is pretty impressive. A real 250 in the world player would have collapsed by now.
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>>154134514
Sorry, apparently it's actually 10 in a row. That's even more impressive.
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2025 radical looks like ass
2023 was kino
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I missed this clay shittery
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Surly he can't choke this
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Don't know what to think about Cobolli
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the choke begins
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Ruudgoat tomorow
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sissibros waiting room
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>lying in bed checking the tennis scores
>Stef up 5-2 in the first set
>check again a little later
>Stef down 5-7 0-2
>wake up
>5-7 4-6
Fucking lol
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fin
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>>154135549
It really is cathartic to watch him tumble down to Challenger level.
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>>154135549
He's so mentally cooked
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jack draper finished

never agen
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>>154138842
give me your love or let me go OH OHHHH
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>Bautist Afoot
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Guys. It's time
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Can Dumbert beat Binner?
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>>154140668
Just noticed
>clay titles: 1
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It's Ugover
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The Masters GOAT
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>Greg
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In the last hour, Sinner has grinded:
+15 bagel exp
+30 breadstick exp
+55 lefty exp
+1 charisma exp
He needs to equip the anti Carlos bracelet and cast magic cap glare if he wishes to beat the final boss this week
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>>154140834
About as tight as it gets at the top
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>>154140839
He's done a lot of dropshots today, methinks he gets it done but sits out Spain where Carlos takes it back, then they settle their marriage in Rome to go into RG hoping to be #1
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Grug's hairdo somehow gets worse with every tournament he plays
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Kek Carlos playing while all the kids are shouting Jannik's name walking out of the tennis tv interview
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>Sinner's girlfriend watching Alcaraz
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>>154140753
Fedal could never
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Bunch of nobodies playing all morning.
Bring on who the peole want to see.
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Missing that first beautiful glimpse of orange dirt and sunshine of the year because I’m in Marseille. Oh la ironié
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>>154141073
Patience friend, there's only an hour and a half until Cam Norrie is on
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>>154141073
THE Sebastian Baez is playing
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Baez more like Backz
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>carlitos going life and death with this manlet
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>>154141111
Grug likes to make his own entertainment when he gets bored
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>>154141111
>Couldn't even bagel Rafa
Fedbros... We'll cope with the retirement scheme
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>>154141111
where do you vote for this?
They never asked for my opinion.
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Popyrin more like Popyrinsed
What a perpetual disappointment
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>>154141251
Against The Casper Ruudgoat, on clay?
What did you expect?
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>>154141403
He did beat Ruud at MC last year but more to the point every match he loses is entirely his fault
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>>154141111
>Charles has never won this prestigious award despite being supposedly le crowd favorite
Literally what went wrong?
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not really any surprises today
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Ruud and Fonseca disrespected
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CAM ON NORRIE

BODY THIS POZZEDTRALIAN FREAK
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>Borring
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>win first set
>immediately get broken
Many such cases
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What a fucking embarrassment
When is Nick coming back
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>>154141984
>When is Nick coming back
He's done m8
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What a FUCKING embarrassment I'm going to bed
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based Norrie, too bad only one of them can win though.
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We are back Minotourobros
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Jensen buttsby
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>>154142895
why?
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This is boring on god
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>>154146054
Is this what Sinner meant when he didn't get his motorbike license?
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>>154146054
Zverev has terrible hair and looks like a faggot, what being Sinner's bitch does to a diabetic motherfucker
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>>154146054
zero slams and its consequences have been a disaster for the russian germanoid race
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>>154146244
Hello
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>Pooblev vs Life Aquatic
>Octopus vs Obscure Pasta
>Czech's Only Hope vs Chile's Only Hope
>Argentina Clayrat #9001 vs Mahack-a-Shaq
>Sarin nerve gas vs Insulin (clostebol) shot
>Biggest crowd draw in the west vs Fonseca
>Blueberry vs Batman
>God of Frauds vs Grand Slam Champ
>Bootet vs Screwuud
>Slopolli vs Blockhead
>Obscure Pasta vs Velcro
>Mars Bar vs Herbie: Fully Loaded
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>>154148107
>Life Aquatic
This is my favorite movie
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>>154148250
It's an abstract meme, I hoped someone would get it
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>>154148107
>Czech's Only Hope
There are two Czechians though
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>>154149565
Hello
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If Sinner loses it will be grim because this is his home tournament
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Gonna start with rublev
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>>154150796
Medvedev-Berretas could be kino too.
That negro Kouame is being forced upon us by the tennis elites.
At least it's only for the qualifying
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life comes at you fast
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>>154150927
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>Matteo Berrettini has won each of his last 11 ATP main draw matches on clay against older opponents.
Medvedevchuds, don't breathe too easy just yet
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>>154151199
kek, now I'm reminded, he was about to eliminate The Jannik Sinner from Wimbeldong.
Never been the same since that frame.
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>>154151201
Now that's a random stat!
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Anyone watching Rublo or you guys all on Boringtini?
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>>154151199
>le career ending injury face
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>>154151270
I'll check it from time to time, maybe even switch to it if Rublo starts losing.
Love some hothead kino
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pretty cool in Monaco, highs of 16 to 18ºC all the way to the end of the tournament.
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Berrettini looks 5kg too heavy, at least.
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>>154151262
Perhaps there's some merit to it...
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>>154151329
seems like it, although Medshit is barely older, should be a tight one.
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Berrettini has not lost a single game all tournament
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Looks kino tbf
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Clayvedev is only a memory now.
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double bagel on the horizon
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RACKET GORE
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>the crowd going OHHHHH EYYYYYY with every throw
Kek
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racket smash could happen soon in Rublev's match too.
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Ruskie clay?
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The netGOD has decided
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Remember when Dimitrov got double bageled here last year
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>>154151462
M0nte Carl0 takes no prisoners
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Medvedev in 3
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>>154151474
minutes
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>>154151482
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I will be very disappointed if he wins this game
Like why bother resisting, just give the fans what they want and let it happen
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The last player to bagels Med on clay was Thiem Barcelona 2019
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Thank you Daniil
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Now this is a kwab of the month contender across all sports
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>>154151496
Not a SINGLE game point on Med's serve. First double bagel of his career
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>50 total points won
Tsk tsk, 48 is the minimum possible
Matteo's got work to do
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Medvedev please retire I cringe
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Based Berretas randomly peaking
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I thought Rubkev was supposed to be a clay specialist.
Cant even take one off Zidane
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I missed it. Wtf happened with Meddy?
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>>154151645
Failed to break in the 1st game after 3 break points.
Gave up on the whole match soon after.
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Faultseca
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Not even Zverev has an answer to claymeisters
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Zverev's screamgrunt is one of the most disgusting sounds in tennis.
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Musetti legit dark horse for this tournament. Italians need to show up in the crowd en masse today
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Zverev or Fonseca, what to watch
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Riderknwch is an evil person.
Fonseca better win
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>>154151758
He might look evil and I used to hate him, but he started to grow on me a little after that Vacherot dream run and his funny defeat NPC quote losing the Aus Open meme one point thing "go big or go home, and today I go home"
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>meddy
russians status?
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What a limp way to end that set
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Rinderkfault
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>>154151806
All smiles
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Zverev really about to lose to Garin in 2026
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Zvevev stream?
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>Zverev out soon as well.
Holy kino tournament.
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Chokerin
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Remontada complete
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Garin was a grass specialist anyway and he was never the same after he got brutally assaulted at Davis Cup
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NET GODS
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What a fucking choke from the nose job man
Not a lot of good tennis today
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Fonseca is based. BASED!
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Cerundoodoo
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>>154151724
It's actually kinda catchy. I started doing it when I serve
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Nobody has feel/touch like moutet. Insane defense
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I haven't been watching but what the fuck
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ruud goat
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>>154152416
Clutchic
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Just came home from work, Berrettini destroyed Medshit, and Zverev was playing shit but this time his opponent had an epic choke. Absolute train wreck day
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Cerundoodoo
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>Marozsan-Hurcacscz for last
What were they thinking.

Should be the 1st match of the worst court.
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that was a long sucession of pa pa pa pa pa ra ra ra oles
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Based Alexandro Bloco
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Atmane is fucking GARBAGE this dude SUCKS
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>>154153107
poor man's Moutet?
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kino 12h game in V
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>>154153107
He's just too intelligent for tennis and prefers to spend his time on more philosophical pursuits such as collecting Pokemon cards
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>>154153118
12th game in the Vachetti duel*
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Musetti dating a trans?
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love of whistling going on for some reason
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kino backhand from Musetti.
Vacherot has a bit of a Berretinni bodytpye+gamestyle going on.
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can't trust these italians desu
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Based Vachertot shutting up the disgusting Italian crowd.
Now I know where the Brazilians took it from, Brazil has a huge Italian diaspora.
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>poosetti
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Crapolli
Mushitti
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Hurcasz' rebirth?
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is Vacherot /elite/?
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>>154153210
Vachegoat could be top 10 in a few months unironically. Clay season just started and his challenger clay record is outrageous, with 80 match wins in the last few years. There’s 3x masters and rg coming up and he probably has like only a few hundred points to defend
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>>154153320
He's defending 73 points through to RG
He's like 1700 points away from the top 10 though so probably not likely
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>>154153320
corr good kittingtonshire
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Would be hilarious if he defends his masters title here.
ALLEEEZZZZ
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>>154153357
He’s currently beating the 3rd or 4th best claycourter in the world. It’s possible he can make a couple of semis
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One great Frenchman and be doesn't even wave our flag
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>>154153391
A Masters semi is only 400 points, he'd have to get lucky enough to avoid Alcaraz and Sinner's quarters every time and then also go deep at RG
For comparison Musetti went F/SF/SF/SF during the clay swing last year and three of those losses were to Alcaraz
A semi is very achievable for Vacherot this week though
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Musetti breaks here, but my boy Vache wins another set in a tiebreak-
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Chokerot
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Lights too bright
It’s ogre
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Lorenchoke
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Never for one second did I think poosettini was holding here.
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VacheGOAT
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Very winnable next round too, against Hubi.
He is basically in the QFs already
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What do those numbers under their names mean?
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Can't wait for the Qfs

>Alcaraz-Lehecka
>Vacherot-Minaur

>Fonseca-Zverev
>Ruud-Sinner
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When does Sinner play?
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>>154153416
What does he even get out of playing for Monaco?
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>ZZ vs Z
>Bageltini vs Fonzarelli
>former Madrid finalist vs current Madrid champion
>perpetually injured Czech #3 vs Winner
>new yacht owner vs Sketchy? Very
>perpetually injured Czech #1 vs unmotivated Bublik
>Cockx vs De Miniature
Finally time for things to get interesting
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>>154153667
Bublik needs MOTIVATION! Someone play Bury the Light
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>>154153547
How many Ethiopian whores they fucked, the 1 stands for your mother
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are tennis players so weakmind that winning one masters and all of a sudden theyre playing at the level they shouldve been the whole time
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What happened to Musetti? Wasn't he number 4 in the world at some point?
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>>154157115
Injury derailed him badly. I thought this would be a breakout year for him
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Why is PokerStars sponsoring this tournament? Aren't they dismantled?
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what happen to medvedev?

he lose on purpose

ive never ever seen a double bagel before

closest was the swiatek snisimova wimbledon final
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>>154157115
got his bussy broken by djokovic
never recovered
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>wins three career slams before the age of 30
nothing personal
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>>154158718
It should have been Fredditor. Nadal's appearance stopped him.
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Which one?
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Watching the Fonz highlights. He is the one
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>>154153639
Insane tax breaks
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>>154160208
Fontini for me, they are both peaking.
Zverev should be good too, he is subpar, could be closer than expected.
I will lose the first 2/3 hours of the day, hopefully nothing too good there
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>best matches early in the day
>literal whos in the last 3 matches

Sad
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>>154160452
Monte Carlo cares about the Australian audience, huge respect
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Fonkino looking strong on serve.
1st match in Fonseca's young life that the crowd isn't majorately backing him
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Only sinnsation can stop this man
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Based 1st set done
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Too easy for the Brazilian of Portuguese ancestry.
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Love me powermatches these
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Never in doubt
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New big3 finally set
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Soundly beaten
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It's just Berrettini though
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It's just Sinner time though
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How does one get an early retirement life in Monte Carlo
Asking for a friend (three in fact; me, myself, and I)
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Machac looking yum as per youzh
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10 games in a row for Sinner
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11
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80% 2nd serve won and there was only 1 rally over 9 shots in total
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I'll now start watching Monte Carlo full time.
Starting with 2nd set of Ruudgoat.
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problem with Fonseca is that no matter how much Brazilians root for him, he will never be as likeable as Guga was.
he has a bratty face that makes you wanna slap it.
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>>154161916
disagree, Fonseca is pretty likeable, for sure more than Kuerten.
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Sinnfam...
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>Sinner's historical set streak comes to an end against THE Mahac
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>>154161969
there's a lot of hype, but it feels less spontaneous and more artificial than Guga fandom.
it's like Brazilians are desperate to have a big name in tennis, and pundits/fans are desperate for another "big 3", and these two silly desperations basically create the Fonseca phenomenon.
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ahahahaah sinnnshitttt
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>>154162065
it will continue on hard.
Clay is not his domain.
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>>154162065
>>Sinner's historical set streak comes to an end
May I see it?
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The unthinkable happened, Machac got broken while serving for the set.
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>>154162101
Never mind, spoke too soon. We have gone to church
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Fonseca creamed the guy that double bageled a grand slam champion? New Big 1
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>you thought you had me?!?
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>>154162124
*inevitable
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reminder that sets won on a tie-break should not count for the streak
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>>154162178
why though? he still won it
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>>154162186
it's unclean
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Machac's short shorts are a form of intimidation, and it's working on choir boy Sinner.
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Streak grover. We're actually on loss watch atm
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GG Tomas

That's it I'm going to bed. Night m80s, enjoy the rest of this luxurious masters
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Based Czechs, first Lehecka taking out Alcaraz some time ago.
Now Machac on his way to take his 2nd Sinncaraz scalp.
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Machac wants a banana
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>>154162178
>t. Alberto Barbosa

Remember that anything won from 2025 and onwards should not count because Federer and Nadal retired and Djokovic on 1 leg can still at times beat the pathetic zoomers.
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>>154162247
Agreed.
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it's ogre.
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>double medical timeout

grim
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>>154161915
i blame you for the injury
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>>154162309
Ruud is finished anyway, new Tsitsipas.
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>>154162309
Portujinx strikes again
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Semifinal Sinner, meet Jannik "Round 4 Eyesore" Sinner
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really don't like the likes of Bublik doing good on clay.
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>>154162231
You're thinking Mensik, Machac has never beaten Sinner
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>>154162178
Tie breaks are perfectly legit tennis games, just as much as a serve and response exchange.
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>>154162247
When did they switch off wooden rackets? That's the true cut off tbqh.
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Fuaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrk
ROLEX
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>alcarags
>alc-errors
It's over, fellow Alcamaniacs, Sinner sisters are taking the #1 spot
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>>154162663
Literally a better 1hbh than tsi's
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>>154162665
he wont lose it again when he takes it back
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Why the FUCK are they putting all the good matches so early
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Fonseca-Zverev about to be the match of the clay season so far, and maybe of all of it.
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People really doubted /ouralcaraz/
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Courier's talking about how Alcaraz makes the court look smaller but I think the camera is just too far away and needs to be zoomed in
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Any yachts I should consider buying for the /atp/ cruise trip?
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>>154163012
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Looks like Sinner is italian after all, sirocco( southern wind) bothered him enough to lose a set
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>>154163030
Nadal is sponsored by them as well
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>>154163030
So inspirational
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>>154163162
Nadal told him what yacht to get. He probably also told his agent to get a good sponsorship deal for Charles.
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>>154163162
kino
>>154163030
sovless
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finally match of the day is upon us.
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Blockx lost :/
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longest hair I've ever seen on Hurcascz
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Hubi is so washed
Sad to see
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Would be cool if he wins this
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>>154163320
>Slurpcakz is a masters winner
Thanks for reminding me of this atrocity
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damn hurcascz with the fighting spirit
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>Vache
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lowkey kino match
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Courier is curiously silent compared to the Alcaraz match, I keep wondering if he's even still there or if he snuck out of the commentary booth
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LORD Hurkacz saving us from the meme
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Hurcascz back to his Federer defeating form.
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Does Nutrafol really work? Asking for a friend
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he fucking fell ahahahah loser
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look at him ace like it's Turin
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Why couldn't Machac have rolled over and let Sinner keep his streak
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More electroshite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rd0uvROY1k
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Vacherot has nice legs no homo
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My god. Vacherot is the Masters GOAT
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>wife beater vs monkey eater
>black and slim vs "trouble? injection"
>alcapone vs MOTIVATION
>savior of tennis vs slave to tennis
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>>154164712
you're supposed to write a real name for the winner of the tournament, and rest have the joke name.
like i did for USO2020 and i correctly predicted thiem to win it. And it was even in RO16, not QF like here
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>>154165086
>>154164712
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I can’t believe the goat never won Monte Carlo
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>>154167597
Reginald "R.F. 'Roger Federer'" Doherty won it 6 times tho
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Zverev
Sinner
Alcaraz
Demon
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>>154169370
Careful not to burn yourself with those hot takes
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Fonz
Wizard of Aug
Sash!
Old McDonald
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Fonseca, Aliassime, Alcaraz, Vacherot
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>Wizard of Aug
lmfao
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>>154170056
Not today
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>Fonseca already moaning
Yeah I don't like this pompous-postured zoomer
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ZverGOD in full flow
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That Zverev shot tolerance
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Fonz has done nothing but stink up the joint since I turned the match on at 5-4. Yeah it’s a straightforward raping from here.
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It's ogre, Zverev the goat gatekeeper
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You can clearly see why Fotzeca will never reach the heights of Alcaner. He is just too slow and too bad at returning serve. Struggling against an old, battle scarred Zverev, just pathetic
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>>154170724
He also doesn't have the forehand advantage apparently. That was the narrative going in.
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Foncaca
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Slippy Z
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>>154170888
>>154170843

make peace already they all laughing at donald
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Fucking ip banned in my own house, I haven’t even fucking been here for 6 months
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Morpheus, what is he doing? He is beginning to believe
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>>154170939
Shouldn't have posted those dangerous tweets m8
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He’s a disgrace
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Dead fucking crowd
My boy needs an audience
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Time for a Zverev choke?
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Yeah, so predictable kek. Like clockwork
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LETS GOOOOOOO
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He better hurry, his sugar nen time is running low
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No matter who wins here, Daddy Sinner already has his belt for one of these boys
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>>154171339
What about Aliassiner?
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>>154171382
"Our jay alley her seem" only wins if Jank feels jank like yesterday
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>>154171214
What's worse? Type 1 beetus or Fonseca syndrome?
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>>154171382
Should be no problem for Sinner
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Just for comparison, Sinner and Alcaraz already beat prime Zverev at a younger age than Fotzeca. He can't beat almost 30yo past it Zverev
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>>154171435
The Brazilian will have a similar career like Blake, he had scoliosis, if I remember correctly
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>Sinner already being pushed to deuce
Yeah this will be kinography
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Reminder Aliassime took prime Nadal to 4 sets at the French.
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>>154171626
Current Zverev is prime Zverev
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Fonseca is a grass-courter anyway
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Lol someone in the Sinner-Felix just did the Goofy howl
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>>154171811
lols this Zvrv is washed
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>>154171811
and there wasn't that much to wash anyway
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>>154171811
Kek, no
That was the Zverev that won the Olympics, 2021 finals and was equal with Nadal in 2022, before he fucked up his foot. Current Zverev hasn't won a tournament in 12 months and a big tournament in 18 months
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>>154171880
This girl looks like the hoe Mick pumped and dumped
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>>154171880
Looks like an ugly version of Margarida Corceiro.
Who is she.
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>>154171880
Is this the one that shared Jannik and Carlos or was that just a meme
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Yeah, they just said it. It's Hasanovic, she's not quite on the level of a billionaire like Mick, but maybe Jannik thinks she's good enough for him
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>>154171824
Just like Wimbledon champion Seb Korda
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>Won a three setter
>STILL practicing straight after
What a chad
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>>154171945
It's pretty astonishing how much stamina Zverev has. You never see him cramp or get winded. That 3 setter legitimately might have been light work for him.
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End it, Jannik
Bubcaraz is the main course
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>>154171945
>What a chad
Not quite
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>>154171626
Zverlingz dogwalked both of Sincaraz on slow clay until they were absolute peak. Slow dirt Rev is no joke.
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>le sinner pretends to struggle in the second set meme
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Jannik confirmed dropshitting on clay now to compensate the lower ace potential
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What is the point of this match continuing when we all know how it’s going to end? This is like Waiting for Godot.
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>>154172104
It's not about the destination, it's about the journey of watching Sinner buttrape Felix
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THE West Ham and Lazio player?
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FAA wasn't meant to stay, that means Zverev gets the belt again
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How motivated is Bublik right now?
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Let's see how fast Alcaraz will break bubbles
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>>154172126
to compensate for the lack you feel in your own life?
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He did already in the first game
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>>154172268
based kraut
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We're Buback
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