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moral winners edition
>Current and upcoming road races
06.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE
06.04 - 11.04 Itzulia Basque Country 2.UWT
07.04 - 10.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour 2.Pro
08.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour - Féminin 1.1 WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs vrouwen elite 1.Pro WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs 1.Pro
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Femmes Hauts-de-France 1.WWT
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Hauts-de-France 1.UWT
14.04 - 18.04 O Gran Camiño - The Historical Route 2.1
15.04 Ronde van Limburg 1.1
15.04 - 19.04 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro
17.04 Classic Grand Besançon Doubs 1.1
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne WE 1.Pro
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne ME 1.Pro
18.04 Tour du Jura Cycliste 1.1
19.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
19.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
19.04 Grand Prix Féminin de Chambéry 1.1
19.04 Gran Premio Ciudad de Eibar 1.1 WE
20.04 - 24.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne 1.UWT
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne Femmes 1.WWT
23.04 - 26.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.1
25.04 EPZ Omloop van Borsele Women 1.1 WE
25.04 Gran Premio Della Liberazione Donne 1.1 WE
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège Femmes 1.WWT
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège 1.UWT
26.04 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
26.04 - 03.05 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye 2.Pro
28.04 - 03.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT
>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53
>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/
>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/
>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
>Velodrama league code:
51196855
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"Crying and complaining is pointless because that's just negative energy you're wasting anyway"
beautiful words from evenepoel at the end of his interview when asked about whether he's frustrated about pogacar's dominance. just good words to live by
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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GC
after
RONDE VAN VLAANDEREN
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remco's the biggest crybaby manlet rager though
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by winning the Tour of Flanders, he became the first cyclist to win four consecutive monuments. next week he has the opportunity to win the last major one-day race he still needs
Paris-Roubaix will be fucking WILD
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>>154125296
Only one man can save the sport
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>>154125296
We will take matters in our own hands
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Not part of the plan: https://youtu.be/9cKuqVKeWeM?si=H1FHC2-JvA8hNZXB&t=120
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Unfortunately with how kino 2021 was we are now cursed with 10 years of good weather.
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Danish boomers seething
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>>154125608
It never happened. It was a total a fabrication.
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>39.7 km/h
haha, well memed
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>>154125608
What could have been....
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Anything interesting happened today?
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>AND HE'S DOING IT CLEAN
Citation needed.
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Looks like wide, knobby and run ultra low pressure tyres would work better in this circumstance, innit.
What is the Ruobaix tyre meta this year?
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Podium is made of the last three world champions
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Basically the same times as 2025. Though this year the race felt harder
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>Bamba
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He's gonna steal Van Baarle's girl
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She was just scared of riding with tankman.
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DELET
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https://x.com/i/status/2040843862684397722
I see it
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I am not a Roglic believer
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This is just a good, solid classics campaign that anyone can be proud of. Few riders do better
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Hello
Yes thank you all for coming.
Hi. I'll make this short.
*shuffles papers*
*squints*
*grabs eye glasses from inner pocket*
*looks confused at papers*
[indistinct to assistent|
did we get the right papers?
Uhh
Just one moment
*shuffles papers*
Ah!
Here it is
*ahem*
Fuck Pog.
Thank you all
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Why is he so playful, almost puppy like, with pog and grug. But so pissy with Vinge?
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Can we stop pretending that Remco is some super elite talent? Yes, he's good. Very good. But he cannot compete in the big one day races is Pogi or MVDP is racing and he cannot hang in the big stage races if Pogi and Ving are racing
Remco is basically the best of the rest. He'll be remembered as an excellent time trialist and a good overall rider but not one of the greats
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Turns out Remco was the next Remco (whom always flop).
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How many more sleeps until Roubaix?
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE OURSELVES quite a FINALE here, Sean. Oooooh—looks like the HUNTING SEASON is OPEN now, Sean. They're swallowing up the break like a hungry pack of WOLVES now. Oooooh my word, this is absolutely OUTSTANDING, Sean. Who's going to get there at the LINE?! Oooooooooh—PHOTO FINISH! PHOTO FINISH!
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>>154128101
aight I'll just wait a week and not come here in the meantime to avoid spoilers. Such is life.
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>>154127020
There is evidence of Remco being playful with Jonas also. But Remco is only playful when he is happy with his result and not seething and raging furiously, which is rare, especially when he's racing against Jonas.
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Oh, and the video is encoded as H.265/HEVC, not H.264/AVC like the livestream, maybe that's your problem? But should work if you download it through the second mirror and play it back through VLC or mpv or some other media player that's not shit.
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it has sound but no video for me
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He dropped him before the cobbles even started
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I was looking for a clip from the last stage of the tour 24. I'm quite sure I remember a half crying Remco giving Jonas a tight hug.
For sure with the results, but I bet Jonas' dad energy triggers the perpetual child Remco.
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dowloading it and playing in VLC works! But whats the motivation behind uploading it in a codec that browsers dont even support or for which you need an encoder for your system? Does it play in the browser for you?
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Most likely to reduce costs for storage and transfer. HEVC is more efficient, thus it doesn't look that shit despite bitrate being significantly lower than the livestream.
And yes, it works for me, browsers should actually support HEVC nowadays. But I think it needs to be supported in hardware by your device or something? And even then, there can probably be other issues, like drivers or whatever.
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A good post. You won't see Jonas dying his hair blonde to emulate a retarded rapper, doing gay quirky dances at every opportunity or even becoming a muslim to appease a nafri bint and her friends. Pumping himself full of chemicals and getting to 3% body fat to gain generational wealth for his family however? True family man.
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Ronde de Mouscron (1.1)
Mouscron - Mouscron
125km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/ronde-de-mouscron/2026/startlist
Roadbook:
https://lottobelgiumcupwomen.be/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/RoadBook202 6.pdf
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/ronde-de-mouscron/2026/result/liv e
Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Proximus / RTBF
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Itzulia Basque Country (2.UWT)
Stage 1 (ITT)
Bilbao - Bilbao
13.8km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/start list
Roadbook:
https://qrco.de/bgRRHO
Start order:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/stage -1/live/startorder
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/stage -1/live
Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / EITB
15:00 CET
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I think the problem is people who can stay on Pog's wheel during his attacks are riders that never had to retort to rat tactics in their entire career. it just against their whole style of riding. the only exception is Jonas. he learn his lesson the hard way and it's a bit different for GC.
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I think rat tactic works if you have a teamate behind. If you're the only one dying to follow pog and then nicely wait behind for the other to come back you're just praying to get beaten by mads in the sprint.
Pidcock did it perfectly in MSR, pull a bit but way less than pog and then hope you can beat him in the sprint. Would have actually won if he started on the right side of pog's wheel in the sprint
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>Adrie van der Poel in today's L'Equipe: "This is not an amateur race! You must pull for the victory, no playing games. You don't do that between champions. If they start doing that, I'll stop watching cycling."
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funny finish
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Sure it works, but you still have to be able to catch Pog in the end. I think the Amstel Gold Race formula from last year is the "best" strategy against him. Let him go the moment he attacks and stay with the peloton. Then the other favourites attack later and work with each other. That way you maximize the work Pog does while still putting pressure on him by having a chasing group of elite riders. It's not full-proof, but nothing is.
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Just ordered Canyon Endurace 7 AL 2024 model for 1171 EUR (it was 35% off on outlet on their website as it was slightly used) as my first proper road bike. Good bike and good deal? (I didn't even want carbon frame btw)
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yup, it's a good price. one should go with aluminium and endurance geometry as first road bike anyway. the disc brakes should be good to go (aka starting to squeak) early, so you might want to look up how to adjust those.
wheels are what they are and can be upgraded down the road, so keep an eye open for summer or winter sales if you don't want to go direct-to-consumer from china.
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we live in Belgium with the ladies
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top 10
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35 Paul Seixas
29 Kévin Vauquelin
28 Isaac Del Toro
20 Ion Izagirre
16 Ander Okamika
12 Juan Ayuso
10 Tobias Halland Johannessen
10 Ibon Ruiz
9 Clément Braz Afonso
9 Baptiste Veistroffer
9 Alex Aranburu
8 Yannis Voisard
7 Ben Healy
7 Léo Bisiaux
5 Harold Tejada
4 Mattias Skjelmose
4 Florian Lipowitz
4 Christian Scaroni
4 Marc Soler
4 Joan Bou
4 Ilan Van Wilder
4 Nicolás Alustiza
4 Mikel Bizkarra
3 Bruno Armirail
3 José Luis Faura
3 Bauke Mollema
3 Felix Ørn-Kristoff
3 Andreas Kron
3 Julen Arriolabengoa
3 Tim Rex
3 Magnus Cort
2 Alex Baudin
2 Sinuhé Fernández
2 Maxime Decomble
2 Pello Bilbao
2 Antonio Tiberi
2 Lorenzo Fortunato
2 Markel Beloki
2 Primož Roglič
2 Lukas Nerurkar
2 Jordan Labrosse
2 Cian Uijtdebroeks
2 Iván Cobo
2 Menno Huising
2 Javier Romo
2 Matthew Dinham
2 Marco Brenner
1 Johannes Staune-Mittet
1 Gari Ugarte
1 Martin Tjøtta
1 Matthew Riccitello
1 Mikel Landa
1 Peter Øxenberg
1 Mattia Gaffuri
1 Juan Pedro López
1 Hugo Houle
1 Raúl García Pierna
1 Finn Fisher-Black
1 Martin Svrček
1 Unai Ramos
1 Aurélien Paret-Peintre
1 Axel Laurance
1 Andrew August
1 Clément Champoussin
1 Guillaume Martin
1 Julian Alaphilippe
1 Samuel Fernández
1 Jan Maas
1 Quinn Simmons
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two Roglic believers
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$FG WerraHesseN Dixi€
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Red hot synthetic blood, Richie Porte Memorial Team
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leaked image of new marvel superhero
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Lipowitz is 25
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>attempts to block your path but is easily stepped over
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>>154133528
Retarded spastic. Most people excluding thirdies who punch up, will be most attracted to those genetically similar to them. She has very north england, yorkshire genes. Which are brilliant as a side note. He is unconsciously furthering his genetic line with a perfect suit. Maybe if he went for a bimbo whore with massive tits and fat lips it would be a good taste? Puck moonen maybe? She's actually attractive as well.
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He's been looking really good since he moved from INEOS; it was an inspired move. He really should be able to fight for the podium
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nice to see Seixas to continue french tradition of not learning english for interviews despite being a zoomer
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>Watch Seixas be better than him in 2027 maybe even this year
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His English isn't that bad, certainly much better than some of the French boomers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhL-JQTFJBA
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updated for the final time
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I am the believer this time
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>stealing italian valor
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Allons enfants de la patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé
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>france 1, 2
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A true squeaker. He's going to break the curse. I feel it in my bones
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>Seixas articulates the role of the wind. I wrote in the prelude that the first ones might have an advantage. It looks like they did, but that can't explain why Vauquelin, who was also running late, crushed Ayuso and Del Toro. Nor can it explain the poor climbing times, because it meant that they had more tailwind on the climb.
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>Seixas articulates the role of the wind
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>Kimberley "Kim" (Le Court) Pienaar (nee (Le Court) de Billot)
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>that wierd fan
which one? There's multiple
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He is the youngest stage winner, a year and half younger than Bartali was when he first won a Itzuila stage.
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/results/yo ungest-oldest-stage-winners
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I watched the "documentary" of the murdered burger w*men gr*vel rider. Gravelers are truly barbaric. They played up her results a bit, but she actually beat Tiffany Cromwell from CANYON/ Fucking SR*M 2 times in '22 in mickey mouse races so not insignificant results if you ask me.
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What time will Seixas do on San Miguel de Aralar?
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His most trustworthy lieutenant
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Tick tock Jonas
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>>154134535
PCS Livestats preview of State 2 says yes.
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I now remember andreas Klöden. I used to have a poster in my room.
My dads uncle would drive all the way to germany , every year, for the team presentation of Telecom/t-mobile. And bring me the books, posters and magazines.
Good times, good guy
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Région Pays de la Loire Tour (2.Pro)
Stage 1
Fontevraud-l'Abbaye - Vertou
187.5km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/region-pays-de-la-loire/2026/star tlist
Roadbook:
https://www.calameo.com/read/002150178ea6c3099515d
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/region-pays-de-la-loire/2026/stag e-1/live
Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / L'Equipe
13:30 CET
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Itzulia Basque Country (2.UWT)
Stage 2
Pamplona-Iruña - Lekunberri
164.9km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/start list
GC after stage 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/stage -1-gc
Roadbook:
https://qrco.de/bgRRHO
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/stage -2/live
Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / EITB
15:00 CET
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You're priming us for disappointment
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There are pranks, then there's harmful disinformation. This made my stomach sink. French should be able to legally dope whilst poogacar exists anyway. UCI needs to take a marxist approach to the sport until he's gone.
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>>154141512
>A cameraman fell over and hurt himself. Did I laugh? No. Did I stop and ask if he was ok? Yes.
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this moment (16:51 07/04/2026) is possibly the lsat moment before paul seixas became one of the most dominant names in cycling.
kind of like that watershed moment in pogacar's vuelta where he won stage 20 against the peloton where you didn't quite know how good he was going to become but you knew then there was no way back
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He's still not retired btw
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/leandro-carlos-messineo
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43 seconds solo on these guys, he's definitely pogacar/vingegaard tier
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We're winning the Tour this year
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I stand to win two months worth of wages if Seixas holds on here
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>>154141680
based and 100% TRUE
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Yeah, there's a high likelihood that I will place those wagers. But I am torn on what to do if he does ride the Tour. Is he really better than Vingegaard? I don't think so. And the bookies will price them similarly as he keeps on dominating.
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Sexass is the chosen one.
Hinault al'gaib
It's fucking happening
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>>154141790
And poogacar would have spat (or asked him to fuck urska)
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I really wonder what's going with UAE's preparation. Pogi aside, their race leaders all look off. They're well behind last year's winning pace and I don't see it getting better.
And yes, I know that's good for competition, but it's still weird.
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i will be there
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>>154141865
As soon as poogacar falls off the wagon and becomes shit, the arabs will lose interest and the team will collapse.
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Urska the vampire and a super villain as an entourage. When Sexias wins the tour he'll have his parents, siblings and the family hamster. Big powergap.
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Hated him since I saw him on the netflix documentary.
>pidcock describes an ambitious exciting plan
>"sure tom whatever, do what you like I guess"
And then I'm pretty certain he went on to win the stage or following stage against Froome, with the most exciting descent in many years. I'm guessing Jayco fired him too. Thomas seems to have a similar attitude. Really hate it, athletes need inspiration and their coaching staff almost need to put on a performance for them because they're fragile people in general. My coach was a dull like Coomings, I hated his attitude in truth. Zero inspiration.
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they are always inconsistent. only the slovenian is reliable. but usually they have enough good riders that they are not all shit at the same time. this is 3 embarrassments in a row after PN and Catalunya
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some of us here like treins so much, they get paid to drive them
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>Here's what happened on September 24, 2006:
>ETA maintains stance on weapons and independence On September 24, 2006, the Basque separatist group ETA reaffirmed its commitment to its goals of independence and the use of weapons. This statement came amid ongoing peace negotiations and raised concerns about the future of the peace process.
>The number 1 song in the USA on September 24, 2006 was SexyBack by Justin Timberlake
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>>The number 1 song in the USA on September 24, 2006 was SexyBack by Justin Timberlake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_V6wqBlADw
I'M BRINGING SEIXAS BACK
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How do they measure Audiology, Speech, and Language Pathology?
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OFFICIAL VOLTA A FRANCA EM BICICLETA GC /bet/
>Pogacar 1.28
>Seixas 6
>Vingegaard 6
>Evenepoel 15
>Lipowtz 19
>Ayuso Pesquera
>Del Toro 41
>Only 67
>Pidcvck 67
>Holland 101
>Uijtdebroeks 151
>Tiberi 151
>West 201
>Gall 201
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>I refer to him as shitface
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Keking at that gif, might pinch that. I'll trade you for this.
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I find defiling his name super disrespectful actually. It's a deeply unfortunate name, I get it. I'd prefer his name was Paul Laurent or something too. But the king in waiting deserves more that these cheap jokes.
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I wish Pro cycling was like crusader kings where you can force people to marry. I'd have Paul Sexias marry Cat Furguson. Their children would have athletic trait buffs, excellent life style traits and beauty traits. Likely personality traits would be brave, ambitious and lustful consider Cat is a horny little minx. They'd make for useful courtiers for their breeding potential, though I doubt their abilities as rulers. I saw a character that looked like Cat today, my sons wife but she had the gluttenous personality trait and got fat by 30 so her character became ugly and fat. Hate that trait so much.
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>EPOgacar
>bert
>/cyc/
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>LANDISMO
>remchud
>ciclismo
>UAEmerda
>Ineosmerda
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