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First for /ourguy/ Carson Beck

>>154169630
My brain can't compute a permutation in which the Chiefs don't dominate that league for the foreseeable future. They've won in every scenario possible. They've won with bad defense, with no weapons, with a huge salary hit from Mahomes, during a rebuild years, with the most rookies, they've won on the road, while trailing by 10, and they've done it against superior rosters. Going into 2024 they have the youngest defense in the league which is already a top 3 defense. Please educate me on how my Chiefs are not going to dominate barring injury or Reid dying.
>>139210904
>Brady has both more rings and better stats than any QB.
I've already explained to you why nobody cares about longevity stats. Why are you pretending like you've already forgotten. Would you rather have a QB who scores 4 TDs per game but only plays for 6 years or would you rather have a QB who scores 1 TD per game but plays for 30 years so he ends up having the most TDs of all time. Anyone can get longevity stats by being the last man standing.

>that's one of the biggest copes on this board.
-Chiefs have won with Mahomes being a gunslinger on a team with no defense.
-Chiefs have won on rebuild years after trading away their best weapon and with the youngest defense.
-Chiefs have won on a team with no weapons with Mahomes playing as a checkdown merchant.
-Chiefs have won on the road against the toughest strength of schedule in the history of the league.
-Chiefs have won after paying Mahomes and being humbled by the salary cap.
The only cope is you not recognizing the Chiefs are inevitable. They've won in all possible situations and are the 5th youngest roster. Until they miss the playoffs we should assume it's inevitable that they make it to an AFCCG or does Mahomes have to get to his 7th straight one before you wise the fuck up.

>>154169674
>Love now falling out of the first
what does this anon know?

Penis Jr.

>>154169674
I hate seeing the bears get that fat fuck d linemen who has fat fuck bust written all over his fat ass. Every mock has em picked by the bears and I know he's going to be shit.

>>154169679
absolutely nothing

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>"I hate the Denver Broncos"!

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>>154170083

theres probably posters in this general who'd be more qualified to be a WR Coach than the guy the Chiefs just fired

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why did they give up so much to trade up for a CB?

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>mfw retards try to shill blo dix

i've seen it regurgitated here over and over, but is it true? is 7 really more than 3?

>>154171734
Ya
but 9 > 7 so....

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>>154170997
Everyone knows this is how you talk to your girl when you’re out at games.

>>154170624
Because they listened to the media. The weird thing is also who is taking him before their pick at 5? Did they really need to trade up? If it was the Browns that called and said we’re taking him unless you don’t trade up with us, then essentially what we know now is it’s Mason Graham and their 2026 first for Hunter. I wouldn’t trade Graham by himself for that overrated CB.

>>154170624
Everyone who knows ball said he was a better CB and would be a full-time CB with maybe a couple meme plays on offense here and there. Anyone who said he'd be a complete two-way player in the NFL should lose the right to share their opinions.

>>154171831
I think the Pats would have taken him at 4

>>154171862
But no straight corner ever cost that much draft capital, not even consensus elite ones like Woodson and Sanders

>>154171881
Hunter + Gonzo may have been enough to make up for Drake's shitting the bed to win them the owl

>>154171896
>straight corner
what's their sexuality have to do with this?

>>154171881
They needed OL so bad last year. They still do, but it was desperate then.
I could see them moving Campbell to guard if they find a T they like.

>>154171896
>no straight corner ever cost that much draft capital
Yeah, I agree. Ball knowers also said this.

>>154171913
It was a pretty weak OT draft. Kind of a waste to spend a top-5 pick on Campbell, who was absolutely not a sure thing.
Also, just want to be clear, I'm not saying they SHOULD have taken Hunter, just that I think they probably would have if he had been there. Enough so that it makes sense the Jags would want to jump them.

I think one of the funniest things that could happen in this draft would be the Giants taking Jeremiyah Love at #5.
Also, the Cowboys trading their firsts to move up and take Arvell Reese (Micah but worse).

Sex with busty women whilst the ol' pigskin gets thrown around on the telly

>>154169658
Imagine unironically having a divorced used car salesman phenotype in your early 20s

>>154169679
Nothing, he raised his stock with his 40 lol
>>154169693
Maybe they’ll trade the pick and next year’s second to the gnats for Dexter low rents

>>154169674
What the fuck is this list format

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>>154168771
>I'm so mad at your team that has an even longer title drought than the Cowboys
>So jealous of all your, uh...success. Let me know when you actually experience some
Ohnononono, is that a 9erkek talking about title droughts?! Turn on the news, Trannahan just choked ANOTHER Owl!
>>154169266
>Dude you guys need more than just receivers wtf
Name them. I'm not having arguments with people who haven't kept up with >my team since December. WR is our only remaining need

>>154172336
I only glanced at your guys’ exchange, but are you suggesting last season was the fluke for the commies and not two years ago? They’ll be lucky to go 8-9 this season

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>>154172348
No. It's being rumored that Brandon Aiyuk is going to come to DC after he gets cut by the 9ers, likely for a cheap 10 million 1 year deal.
That guy is just sperging out because he's (self-admittedly) butthurt about how Aiyuk bailed on the team. He's writing paragraphs about what a bad move it is, even though it's clearly a good value proposition for the team. Even if Aiyuk is a locker room cancer or fails his physical or is just shit. They can cut him and only have like 3 million in dead cap

>>154172382
It’s definitely cheap but I think you’d have to be beyond desperate to sign Aiyuk

>>154172391
The Commanders are pretty desperate with the age of their roster

>>154172415
They could just sign me, I’d be cheaper and actually show up to the building. I also have good hands despite questionable athleticism

>>154172391
>They’ll be lucky to go 8-9 this season
You said it yourself. We have a tough schedule and a WR1 is only as good as his WR2. I like Diyami Brown, but we need more in the WR room
>>154172415
??? we're one of the youngest teams in the league now

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I have the sinking feeling the Rams are gonna trade down from 13

>>154172447
What if they trade up though

Oh man I hope you guys don't try to fuck my ass today ahahahaa that'd be sooooo weird xD

@gronk
who's going to win

just tried cincinnati chili and now ik why bengals fans are so miserable

jamarcus russell

>>154172734
>cincinnati chili
This sounds like a sex act

>hey guys, what if we took regular chili and made it fucking nasty by adding cinnamon?
>wh-why would we do that?
>don't worry, we'll mask its uniquely awful taste by putting several large handfuls of cheese on top
>...
>...
>this is why nobody likes us

>>154172775
a tiny amount of cinnamon is great on huwhite chili

>>154172447
#13 should be solid position though. Between Lemon, Jermod McCoy and Samoan lineman there should be a really good player there.

Kelce’s brain is probably comparable to a 90 yr old retired boxer with Alzheimer’s by now. I am genuinely concerned he will chimp out at some point and use Taylor Swift’s head as a pinata.

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First attempt at the entire first round. I probably did too many trades. R8 and h8.

>>154172945
ty may fall even lower

>>154172336
>our only remaining need
anon I...

>>154172962
Yeah I think he either goes to the Steelers, or the Cards/Jets trade up a couple spots and get him at the end of the first. I don't think he's worth a 1st round pick at all but NFL teams are weird about QB.

>>154169630
Bo wouldn't have beaten the Seahawks.

>>154173023
He would've spanked their bussy

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nothing is going to change, is it?

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>you will never party with dianna russini and kay adams

just die in my sleep already

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>>154173104
>scooter cuck

>>154172680
Dianna, quit trying to spoof as the kiwi.

Why is Kay unmarried and childless at 40?

>>154173128
>I hope my Proactiv and new juggling balls came today.

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SAY HIS NAME

>>154173151
She flirts with athletic men as part of her job. Nobody wants to lock that down, only borrow it for a night.

>>154173151
she has 2 kids and and lives with the father. although, I'm pretty sure they (or at least she) has an open relationship

>>154173181
>Nobody wants to lock that down

what about dianna russini's husband

>>154173181
there's always a simp, that's why the game is what it is

>>154173188
He’s an Eagles fan.

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>>154173173
>JALENNNNNN YOU'VE ONLY BEEN TO TWO SUPERBOWLS I'M GONNA FIND ANOTHER QUARTERBACK IF YOU DONT IMPROVE JALENNNNNN YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK BAD JALENNNNN

What the actual FUCK is his problem??

>>154173181
that's a price I'd pay to get primo pussy

If I were the players I would strike if the league doesn't come to an agreement with the refs. If the owners have no respect for football (or labor) than there's no reason to play for them.

>>154173237
Can’t put it up on the pedestal. She might have low hanging meat curtains and can only cum from an industrial vibrator for all you know.

>>154172447
who would want to trade up in the middle of the first of this draft?

>>154173200
Why do Eagles fans enjoy it when other men fuck their wives?

>>154173297
13 would be a good spot to jump up to if you want O-line. There are some good tackles that will be there, and if Ioane starts to slip a little you'll want to get ahead of the Ravens at 14.

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Mina looks like that??!

>>154173386
This bitch doesn't know ball. I wonder whose dick she swallowed to get her job.

>>154173392
She's definitely not the worst media talking head. She has some good takes.

>>154173363
I could see detroit trying to jump the ravens. Anybody else?

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>>154173119

>>154172967
List the others

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>>154173400
she voted Drake Maye for MVP kek plonked

>>154170624
Because CB is one of the most important positions in football, and he can also play WR.

>>154173432
Receivers won't make much of a difference if that o line can't protect Jayden from getting murdered

>>154172945
What's the point of doing a mock draft if you're gonna fuck it up by adding make believe trades? It's just fantasy on top of fantasy at that point.

>>154173023
Correct. Neither he nor Drake would’ve beaten the rams either

>>154173400
She’s up there and unlike many of the worst offenders, she’s not doing it on purpose.

>>154173455
Can he? In this league?

>>154173432
QB

>>154173432
D-line and secondary are bigger needs than WR. Do you really think Oweh and Chaisson that weak-ass group? Or A-midget Robertson and Nick Cross solve the secondary not having a CB1 or a safety that isn't a JAG? Oh, and the O-line still needs fixing as well.

>>154173219
He payin that dude to drive da bus, not ride in the back row
Get yo ass up and drive that muthafucka

>>154173490
Yeah. They just need him at CB more right now because BTJ, Meyers and Washington are a great starting three.

>>154173518
He played 2/3rds of his teams offensive snaps in games he dressed for. He put up 42 yards per game. That's borderline WR2/3. He's never going to be a WR1 in the NFL, even if you increase his snaps. If that's true there's no reason to burn his legs out if you want him to be a CB and think he can be a starter there.

>>154170624
Because they're the Jags

You want >your team to draft Treydan Stukes. He's going to be a steal.

>>154173460
>>154173502
>O-line
That is literally the ONLY position we DON'T need to draft #7 overall. You faggots are so quick to talk about teams you know nothing about. Yes, we have to replace Biadizsz, but we already have Allegretti.
I agree that we could get better on D-line and in the secondary, but those aren't as pressing needs as WR. Payne, Kinlaw, Settle, Oweh, and Omenihu are more than good enough. And I still think that Amos and Sainristil can improve when used properly.
But we NEED a solid WR2. That is non-negotiable

>>154172945
Too many WRs, not enough DTs. Every mock draft underrates DT.

>>154172531
I would happily trade Blake Corum, the 13th pick, and a future pick (second or 3rd) if we could move up for Love. McVay with a bonafide RB is dangerous.
>>154173297
Someone who wants Kenyon Sadiq or Ioane would happily take 13

>>154173578
Who the fuck would want to draft Sadiq? When will NFL teams learn that TE in the first is even more wasteful than RB in the first?

>>154173591
The last 3 Tight Ends drafted in the 1st round are Ty Warren, Colston Loveland and Brock Bowers. I don't think anyone would say they were bad picks

>>154173591
He's a good run blocker, sets him apart from the usual super fast freakish tight ends. Also reportedly interviewed extremely well at the combine.

>>154173621
Hard to tell after 2 years, but does Brock Bowers look any better than Kyle Pitts did? Do Loveland and Warren look much better than TJ Hockenson and Dalton Kincaid?

>>154173651
Kyle Pitts isn't bad but
>Brock Bowers look any better than Kyle Pitts did
He had injury problems all year but absolutely

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>>154170624
>think you're the football version of sogay ohtani
>give up on the two-way player meme after a single uneventful season where, SHOCKINGLY, you got injured to shit
lmaooooo jasg

>>154173651
Yes to both questions

>>154173678
>Kyle Pitts isn't bad
Kyle Pitts is fucking terrible lmao

>>154173651
Yes to all of those. Bowers obviously was injured last year so you barely saw him on the field but the games he did play you saw the talent. Loveland and Warren were huge parts of the Colts+Bears offences as rookies. I don't see how taking a "premium" position like defensive end is automatically the right move if you miss on the evaluation. Nobody is giving the Vikings and Cardinals props for taking Dallas Turner and Darius Robinson in the 1st round in 2024 simply because they went for premium positions. Neither has accomplished shit so far

>>154173651
Stop posting. This is embarrassing.

>>154173699
Loveland and Luther Burden really popped off later into the season. I like both of them more than Odunze now desu.

>>154173651
Yes to both lol

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>>154173728
Momma Daniels shut that down real quick

>No guys, Pitts was injured last year, he's really good!
>Eric Ebron was a key part of the Lions offense as a rookie you retard
>OJ Howard is a really good blocker and showed great receiving ability, he's going to be amazing
>You don't know ball if you don't think Noah Fant isn't going to go nuclear

Remember when they gave Matty Statty an undeserved MVP for muh legacy?

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NFC South is ours

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>>154173743
Remember 28-3?

>>154173741
>doubling down AND afraid to reply
Not a good look

The last good TE taken in the first is Tony Gonzalez. You all know I'm right. Waste of a draft pick to take one in the first.

>>154173778
Greg Olsen was a first rounder

>>154173784
Fair, he was good. Just not for the team that drafted him.

>>154173778
always draft iowa tight ends in late rounds

>>154173778
Put your Dunce cap on

>>154173741
>>154173778
Look at how many 1st round QBs have busted in the last 15 years. Should teams stop drafting QBs at the top of the draft as well? Great players at any position are hard to find

>>154173743
Stafford or Josh Allen chair were the best QBs in the NFL last season. I don't think anyone could be mad if either won MVP. I probably would've voted for Stafford too even though I think Allen is better

>>154173802
Except 1st round QBs actually hit sometimes. 1st round TEs almost universally don't, and even when they do they don't make a big impact on the team. Literally every other position besides the specialty ones has a larger impact on the game than TE.

>>154173820
Some TEs are mostly linemen
Expecting them to all be WRs has made talking about the position annoying

>married reporter and married NFL head coach have an affair
>sports media can't shut up about it
>former QB turned commentator gets stabbed assaulting an old man in a drunken stupor
>*crickets*

>>154173852
Sanchez did that during the season

>>154173852
That was months ago and his trial isn't even happening yet

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Good ol' Trent. Some would say he was a defense-babby.

>>154173802
>Should teams stop drafting QBs at the top of the draft as well?
That's literally how a lot of fans think. It's sad

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>>154173737
Maybe she should feed her twig son more so he doesn't get heem'd in the NFL.

>>154173691
He fell off after his rookie season but had a strong resurgence last year, he's fine. People overhyped him because of his rookie year but he clearly still has talent.

>>154173852
Sanchez got dragged immediately after the eye witness accounts came out plus he got fired by Fox Sports?

>>154173852
>crickets
I'm pretty sure I saw more coverage of that than this thing, what are you talking about?

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is he out of his fucking mind?

>>154174233
LMAO I guess he is

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>MFW My Chargies Booty Blast the AFCWEST

>>154174233
yikes

>>154174316
When are they going to draft a serious QB?

>>154174328
After Herbo dies on the Field

>>154174316
>chorgiers
Will never win an owl

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>>154174316
>>154174328
I think about this a lot.

>>154174424
I will always hold on to the belief that one day we will and hopefully it is before the end of civilization or murrica

You now remember Diego Fagot

>>154174468
>in the navy
>fagot
Pottery. Plus he signed with the Pats, which was the obvious fit.

my bearsies :)

>>154174424
>>154174446
>chargers
>vikings
>falcons
>browns
Teams I truly believe will never win a Super Bowl before the heat death of the universe.

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>>154173743
Stafford was the best QB in the league last year and you're mad about it.

>>154174551
You have faith in the Cardinals?

>>154174582
Not fully, but not fully confident they won't, eventually. The ones I listed I have no doubt.

>>154174233
Win an opoty award and be either the receiving yards or TD leader then.

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This play was unironically a bit of an eye opener for me. When I go back and watch other Bills' games, I'm realizing that Allen does this all the time. Specifically, rushing while holding the ball in one hand, often outstretched. Just NO ball security. I'm not saying that he actually sucks, but he does these kind of risky rushes way too often.

>>154173743
How come Shartford got a pity MVP and Brees didn't?

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>>154174902
>pity MVP

who should have won MVP? drake?

>>154172382
i agree with the 9ers guy. Aiyuk didnt even make the effort to rehab his knee for 25 million dollars... like wut. dude lost 25m$ in guaranteed money because he couldnt show up to physical therapy??

what could possibly even motivate someone like this?

>>154174921
EPA truthers were exposed big time this year. It's a memestat that heavily favors rushing QBs.

>>154174921
>drake
yes, he should have. MVP is a regular season award and drake was better than stafford in the regular season

>>154174980
>drake was better than stafford in the regular season
source?

>>154174980
>Drake was better
But he wasn't. Maye was not nearly as productive as Stafford.

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good guy jalen

>>154174991
>>154174993
maye led in efficiency stats while stat padford led in volume stats

efficiency > volume

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>here's your aj brown replacement

>>154175042
literally who?

It would be funny if Brown still ends up on the Pats

>>154175042
Just in case you're not just memeing, this won't affect anything they do with AJ or in the draft.

>>154174902
Learn ball

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vrabel did nothing wrong

>>154175130
Whomst on the right

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>justin fraudbert

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>>154175019
>umm actually according to my calculations Drake was the better QB
Efficiency stats like EPA put an outsized importance on QB scrambles. Drake took more sacks, fumbled more, and was a worse passer. The only thing Drake did better than Stafford was rush.

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Someone is still butthurt they weren't invited to the party.

>>154175042
>average 30 catches a season for 350 yards
>worth 2 late picks and a 1 year $12.5 million extension

What kind of bullshit is this

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>>154175019
Here's a stat Maye leads in

>>154174932
It's a good value move. High potential value with low risk

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>>154175160
Friendly reminder cazzies unironically think this is all Greg Roman's fault and that Mike McDaniel is going to "unlock" Herbert this year

>>154174902
Brees was just supremely unlucky when it came to MVP. He had like 3 historic seasons during the same season other guys had an even greater year. 2009 vs Peyton and Favre, 2011 vs Rodgers, and 2016 vs Matty Ice.

>>154174441
I used to be a herbie supporter but he really just has no heart and is kind of an asshole
>>154174551
>no lions

>>154175019
>>154174980
That’s enough

>>154175337
>2016 vs matty ice

He wasn't really in contention in 2016 because his record was so shit. 2018 the race came down to him and Pat Mahomes but he had one absolute stinker against the Cowboys then was just okay-good his last few starts while Mahomes finished strong which sealed it

only a 5th and future 7th for wicks is another howie masterclass
now they just need a qb

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It's so fucking over for Russini

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think about all the scandals and fucking we never hear about

>>154175460
those calls? late night to russini's second phone

>>154175325
people who know ball know elite herbert will show himself this season with mcdaniel

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>>154170624
this is non-news, he's going to do the exact same thing he did last year except he will start at corner instead of starting at receiver because the guy who replaced him after injury just so happens to be the best receiver on the team

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Chiefies shit on ya, btw

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>>154175645

>>154175656
kek poopie mutthomo really secured KWABOTY with that Mac Jones tier tackle attempt

>>154175662
Still can’t code?

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>>154175672
Why would i want to learn to code? that sounds fucking gay lol

I want to bounce on Mike Vrabel's dadcock.

>>154175749
Louie...

>>154175325
tall goobers are worse than the black qb meme

>>154175702
imagine for a second having this on your phone pictures or PC storage, obsessed about Mahomes gay sex

>>154175749
Drake...

>>154175702
Because then you might actually develop a skill and make some money instead of seething about my Chiefs all day over your ramen noodles
The Odin Project is free. You can do it!

>>154175815
I have pizza and massive sausages all over my devices bro think I care?

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>>154175815
>>154175825
Notice how when I shit on Drake Maye and Justin Herbert nobody had a melty about it but when I made one post about mutthomo you queefies lose the plot? What is it about the queefie mongrels that attracts autists? Between the statmutt and the Arab swiftie you guys have quite the reputation

>>154175850
Neck yourself shitbag

7

>>154175869
just report. mods take it pretty seriously.

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>>154175866
Didn’t read. Downvoted btw

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>>154175873
Wait a minute.... the last two digits of that post number...........

>>154175900
>https://www.theodinproject.com/

>>154175866
i dont see drake maye and justin herbert gay fantasy posts/imagery. Maybe they dont meet your defined sexual attraction to blacks/mixed raced men but I can only call out the actions you take.

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>>154175656

>>154173745
Saints are winning it

>>154176102
Lol
Lmao

I want to have sex with men.

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>>154176102
>Shough 's fuck and suck
>Winning da souf

I don't see it. Saints had a good free agency haul but Loomis+Ireland need to hit on some legit weapons in this draft

>>154176137
Vpn off, kiwi

>>154176137
Flag on kiwi

Kek

About to try Baja Blast for the first time. What am I in for?

Bussy

>>154176321
Nobody cares Minacuck

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(your) reigning MVP of the National Football League

>>154176321
was just about to post this
GORGEOUS

>>154176321
Everybody cares Minachad

>>154175460
dont hold youre breathe pablo has never found out anything in his life

>>154176321
@grok make her my wife

>>154176321
Everyone is indifferent Minapleb

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Dianna Russini offers to give you a sloppy blowjob HOWEVER you have to name every Browns starting quarterback from 2010-2017

Can you do it?

She had just posted that when he posted it here.
I'm scared to see what's new on his Mina Youtube. Dude's going to get a protection order.

>>154176439
her tits are fake, right? I hate fakes.

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i want to smell mina's hair. it looks so nice

>>154176443
nothing new, do you have any ideas? ill take them into consideration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHCZPsqGHCs

>>154176352
Only took five #1 S-tier receivers to finally do it, but what matters is that he got there in the end :)

Occasional reminder there will be no 2026 season and you're on an Epstein website

>>154176462
No she's just old and insists upon herself

>>154176504
>five
Who could forget such WR talents as Konata Mumpfield and Tutu Atwell. But let's be real, people that Davante was washed when he got to LA.

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She kinda chopped fr

>>154176644
Yoooo mike really thought he was rizzing up a baddie but ended up with a mid lmfao historic loss of aura ngl

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Let me do a rundown for you guys so you understand what will happen when (if) the NFL season actually starts.

Maybe things start smooth week 1. No crowds in the stadiums, it's very eerie and different. After week 1, or within the first few weeks due to mandatory weekly testing of athletes on each team, a few start testing positive for Covid-19 on each team. Some teams have 1 player positive and they isolate the player and keep testing the rest of the team and he's not allowed to play until he's negative. Other teams have a few more players testing positive. The risk becomes too high, the league doesn't want to cancel the season, they would lose even more billions than what they're losing even with a season going on because of no crowds and the drop in revenue, but they have to. They cancel the season after only a few games have been played.

This is what will happen, it's fucking inevitable. Players are going to start testing positive once they start up training camps and practices. You can't fucking socially distance in a contact sport. Players spit, they breathe heavy, they prespirate, and any player that has it can easily spread it to the rest of the team, coaches, training staff, etc. There's HUNDREDS of people involved on each team, equipment personnel, water boys, athletic trainers, coaches, the players themselves, tech guys, all of them in close contact with each other. All it takes is for one of these guys to come in contact with someone that has the virus and spread it to them, and they might not even know it, and then it's going around the whole team and many of the players get very sick. They probably won't die, but they are sick enough that they're incapable of playing. Some teams lose their key starters, others get lucky, but what do you do here? The season is fucking over.

I post this because I've already accepted what's going to happen, and we all are going to need to accept this. There will be no fucking football and it's depressing as fuck.

>>154176842
kek COVID doomers were funny. people genuinely got barred up at me when I'd post shit like this

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>>154176842
>>154176917
Forgot pic

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Dianna Russini? More like Dianna Pussini, amirite?

>>154176979
i don't get it

>>154176979
get this fucking frog off the stage

I was just thinking about Rondale Moore. So much to admire in a guy who got the courage to blow his head off. Any time I see a story of an athlete or famous person doing it, I ask how if this person can get to the point of killing themselves, how the hell am I still alive? What hope do I have being in my mid 30s with literally nothing in my life?

>>154177164
>with literally nothing in my life?
Let me guess, Browns fan?

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>>154172336
>Ohnononono, is that a 9erkek talking about title droughts?!
Yes, because despite being painfully prolonged our title drought is still shorter then yours. The commanders can't talk shit about anyone besides the fucking Vikings
>Turn on the news, Trannahan just choked ANOTHER Owl!
At least he's been there before. You faggots haven't even got to one since 1992. The Panthers have been to the super bowl more recently than you
>our only remaining need
Lol. Lmao even.
>>154172382
>it's clearly a good value proposition for the team
Nigger no it is not. There is no upside whatsoever unless you're fucking delusional. The fucker hasn't played in almost 2 years, is coming off a catastrophic injury he didn't rehab from and is a self-absorbed prick who stopped giving any fucks at all once he thought he had enough money. If he wouldn't even show up to the team facility when there were tens of millions of dollars at stake how hard do you think he's been working on his own when there was nothing at stake? He wouldn't work out for $25 mil, you think he's going to shake off two years of rust and play hard for you for less than half that?

He's going to be out of shape, indifferent and useless. Why will you not believe this? The Niners were a perennial playoff team and gave him a $100+ mil deal and he still didn't even bother to try for them. Why is he going to try for your sub-.500 team that gives him no guarantees at all? You can't make him work for it. He already gave up on the whole "work" thing. We seriously don't even know if he can run a fucking route any more.
>They can cut him and only have like 3 million in dead cap
Well then. Any time you have a chance to light $3 mil on fire to take a chance on a guy who is 10000000% checked out mentally, has a wrecked knee and managed to get arrested in the offseason you definitely need to take it. Can't let this golden opportunity pass you by

I can't wait for this season. I really can't. You'll fucking see

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>>154169668
>They've won in every scenario possible

>>154177164
it's just interesting to see what happens next. in sports, in politics, in technology. i want to catch as big of a glimpse as possible of this chaotic, sometimes dark, but captivating movie we call history, even i'll likely never get to be an important actor myself. why waste your ticket and leave the theater prematurely

>>154177262
tips fedora

>>154177103
>>154177160
come on guys this is my first set.

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i really hopes he wins a ring

>>154177456
Lol
He ain't winning shit unless he ends up on a contender as a backup when he's 38

>>154177456
great imagination. imagine my cock making your wife's pussy smack.

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Joey 4chan just needs more help

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>your girl won't do literally everything to get you scoops on your team

just die in my sleep already

>>154177682
Everything makes sense now.

>>154175656
This is the defining moment of 2025 /nfl/

>>154177682
Why is this supposed to be some sort of gotcha? It's just a half-joke about her husband being an Eagles fan.

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It’s crazy that he’s only 27 because he looks like an unc now

>>154178011
>now
he looked 40 since he entered the league

>>154178011
this guy's been doing PR like crazy

>>154177827
It was the exact moment (that and Tlaw stumbling his way into the endzone) that made people realize the Chiefs weren't making it back.

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>>154178375
My favorite play from the season, and I'm not even a Jags fan

thingken bout Carson Beck again...

Raiders-Panthers Owl
Cap this

I am thinking about Drew Allar

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>>154177224
>At least he's been there before
Kek congrats on having more Owl losses and heartbreaking seasons
No idea why a 9erkek would bring up title droughts out of nowhere. Aiyuk induced melty

>>154177224
Someone needs to do a wellness check on dersanon, he's spiralling.

how does site die so much on weekends. I thought anons didn't have friends?

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fat and retarded

>>154178730
the vast majority of NFL news during the off-season drops on weekdays so there isn't much to talk about on the weekends except for rehashing old arguments

>>154170997
that guy is 10 deep lol

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>blo dix

>>154175144
Ava adams. She's the greatest milf pornstar of all time

>>154178827
Thanks

>>154177639
Joseph can't win with these cats man.

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>>154177639
J Breezy is the second best QB in the League (behind Staffy) and it's undeniable. He's always mogged the shit out of Allen and Lamar, and he's been better than Mahomes over the past 3 years

>>154178838
No problem. I think she has fake tits, but if she does they're the best I've ever seen.

Bo nix in the 4th quarter last season
>61% comp, 1130 yards, 8 touchdowns, 4 interceptions, 85.2 passer rating, 6.27 AY/A, 10 sacks

>>154172945
If you can even guess 20% of the 1st round, you're pretty good

>>154173440
Ryback voted for him too. I never see you call that out

>>154178849
Too bad he plays for the Bungles lmao. He's more likely to get raped in a dark alley than he is to win a Super Bowl at any point in his career.

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the fuck happened to russ?

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>>154178923
>Rybitch's vote integrity

>>154178941
J Breezy NEEDS to go to the Texans ASAP

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ONLY QB IN NFL HISTORY TO _____

>>154178956
he's a normie dating a pop star

Ryback drives around with a blue line flag. Why doesn’t he get shitted on but Mendoza does?

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>>154179013
>Ryback

>>154178969
Mike Brown would rather force him to retire than let him go

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why did he do it?

>>154178730
Not much to talk about

>>154178849
The only thing Joey 9gag will ever win are CPOTY awards

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>>154179072
cope

Where is Deebo playing next season?

Does anyone else think the Harbaugh Giants are going to be a disaster? He's getting complete freedom to do whatever he wants and has basically been made the defacto GM (which is fine, Schoen is a retard and should've been fired ages ago) but he's using that freedom to...assemble the New York Ravens, an 8-9 team that looked incredibly mediocre on both sides of the field

>The 49ers are signing former Raiders, Dolphins CB Jack Jones to a 1-year deal

Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

>>154172382
> Brandon Aiyuk is going to come to DC after he gets cut by the 9ers, likely for a cheap 10 million 1 year deal
Kek have fun with that commies. You deserve what’s going to happen

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My bronkies finner boutter win da owllll

>>154173651
Yes you complete retard

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>>154179230
Had two great games. The 63-21 game over the chargers with a pick 6 from Easton Stick
Then there’s the Kansas City Christmas game where he got a pick 6 on Mahomes. Other than that, lackluster career. 1 year deal is safe

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>>154173651
Bowers has 1874 yards and 12TDs in 29 games. Pitts has 3579 yards and 16TDs in 78 games. Bowers is twice as good. On the fucking raiders also.

>>154179265
Lol based

>>154179277
Read the filename

>>154179285
And there it is

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>>154178849
>can't function without multiple top 10 WRs to throw to
lmao

>>154179188
The Giants franchise magnetism for being terrible is significantly stronger than Harbaugh's ability to improve their win total. Wouldnt be surprised at all if they make at least one wild card season, but it'll be the same old giants in the end.