Mika :)

mapta makes it 1-0 Ukraine with a second set bagel over linette

corr

fink mika may be new chosen wun of /tennis/

only saw 2 mins of highlights
iw hefta watch the 8 mins highlights

looked good from eye test on sum shots but obvi onoy saw best wuns

mika may be the new emma

sorana

fuck off pos

you break diss bitch NOW

why udder people saying iva fraudulant?

holy fuck she hit it straight at her

idiot
not watchin diss shitshow
bogglinatin

>>154172791
mika thread :)

i know my itf money maker vandewinkel is good but this is a new level of quality from her. maybe because no pressure on this one.

and what is nice about mika

unlike iva

is mika is actually like

big
which is obvi wun of the few fings which give advantage that you have no way of improving in any way through practise or training or random improvement in skill

>>154172897
whats your prediction for how her career will play out?

Shittington is going to lose it when he finds out that she's a devout Christian

>>154172921
i dunno. she hasn't played big tournaments and very strong players yet. all i know is she is big fish in small pond in the itfs right now.

the very tough Vandewinkel giving Jovic all sorts of problems.
just shows how competitive the women's game is in and around the top 100.
if you happen to fall down the rankings and have to play people of Vandewinkel's level week in, week out, there's really no guarantee you'll ever make it out of that crucible again (case in point: Andreescu, Kenin).

>>154172865
>why udder people saying iva fraudulant?
she's a set and 0-3 down against Vandewinkel

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One more game

why is sum random twitter fing the only evidence of this match on my internet?

over the net and inside the lines iva pls...

>>154172939
she has a very reliable game, groundstrokes, she can grind, etc., but her game lacks a weapon that can differentiate her from this sort of player.
on a good day, any of these players ranked 50-150 can push her to the limit because there's no single shot in her game that can make the difference and reward her with easy points/games.
all she has right now is metronome tennis and great rally tolerance, but so do many of these ITF players on a good day.

Mirra :)

grindable iva

Mirra :)

Mirra (:

mirra :)

Lindy :)

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Lindy :)
Go Czechia

think the line guy just yelled FUCK as an out call

iva :/

Iva :(

CAM ON LILLI GO

Iva :(

>>154162287
One of my physios (female) always massages my butt. I tell her my knees hurt, my back hurts, my feet hurt, yeah it's butt massage time. Even when she doesn't massage it she just rests her hand on it lmao.

Entertaining match between Potato and Lilli desu

jesus lilli come on this is no time for howlers like that

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Potapova tummy

lilli cooked. fighting for moral victory bagel dodge now.

poor lilli, mindbroken by fluffing the tiebreak

the worst thing about this is that she'd have taken the Austrian #1 slot from Potato if she'd have won it

potato :)
good run lilli :)

Nastya :)
Lilli :( incredible week nevertheless

First semifinal since her title in Cluj last year

>>154172976
iva is an overrated hype job. her wins never actually look that impressive. just more solid than her shitty opponents. her peak is winning a literaly who mexican tourno vs a sick 12 year old colombian school boy. she just started getting real media attention and is already on a "sophomore" slump losing to shitters like vandewinkel and washed up tomljanovic. but at least the social media and interview game is thriving.

>>154173844
At this rate even Djokovic will get tired of using her as his cock sleeve

Imagine being so shit that the serbian fed cup team rejects you and then losing for your second home after all the top players skipped. God's most fraudulently warrior

this vekic pliskobot match is the most boring thing i've seen in months

>>154174094
the vapidity knows no bounds with this whore
>hey make sure to take a video of my ass while i take a picture of someone else

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>>154173844
...

kinda thinking birrell is going to be a much more difficult task for mika to deal with. gibbo is do or die all out type thing with full collapse if it doesn't do. birrell is more steady workhouse type who could pick mika apart.

conclusion: match not safe for cheeky fivers

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>>154174191

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>Tennis girls literally no one likes:

Coco Gauff
Iga Swiatek
Belinda Benchod
Naomi Osaka
Clara "The Cow" Tauson
Balding Leylah Fernandez

>>154174349
I kind of like belinda recently. not in a cheer for every match sort of way but in a will watch if she's on and cheer for if i like the other player even less.

>>154174349
All generic no personality russians like Samsonova, Alexandrova etc

Also I kinda like Bencic

mto for cart
back issue
call the physio
have a look at the back
back seized up
back problem

cart retired
can't play
pulled out
threw in the towel

humiliating for the american team. it's all iva's fault

lindsay davenport has a lengthy history of bad mojo jinxes and curses. 30 years of bad luck still running strong.

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>>154174024

>>154174931
Basically his waifu is Emma, and right before the AO he got into a heated argument trying to justify why Emma was still ranked higher than Iva. Since that argument Emma kept kwabbing herself and Iva blasted past her in the rankings. Now he has an axe to grind with Iva.

>>154174099
>>154174340
Woah this girl actually plays tennis? I thought she was just an e-girl who puts shit on her head!

>>154175118
no she puts on her ass shorts and holds a racket on a court for instagram video shoots.

be nice to iva and eva guys

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linz draw has boiled down to something on the order of a strong 125 except for mirra

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:/

>>154174094
that ass tho...

>>154175377
that was an aimed and direct hit center mass. highly noncey.

>>154175025
I know, I was here (and for the 'Iva might one day aspire to being like Emma' post kek) - I just like laughing at him :)

>>154175389
are jodie just appreciates a fine 17 year old ass, this is fine

i'll start with iva then mirra then lilli i fink

possibly just iva for now coz live stuff starts

vandewankel is 3 years older
thought she was younger
that's fine then

iva's visible tummy will ease my pain

don't like that the over court cam is constantly moving

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*ahem*

>>154175910
kek'd at the blurring

>>154175963
phwoar some proper shitters here

>>154175927
haha

>>154175927
the good ending

>>154175963
eva b's got a chance

poor stusek. not that she can't on an amazing run of form but that's not a fun pairing for a quali round 1.

>>154175927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMh3utpqfaY

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only 6? bobbles

Are Emz has a message for all anons on /tennis/:

https://litter.catbox.moe/5j3qpgw8rs0dqam4.mp4

>>154172791
Man katie's looking gorgeous

>>154176047
is this real??

>>154174349
7- Orcapenko

>>154176094
nah, I like Penko
I quite like Clara too actually

penko is a likeable villain

>>154176114
note - this is despite the fact I called her a tubby bitch in the last thread

>>154175321
Wow dunno why I expected tagger to win dat wun

Iva emerson and joint all fail eye test

All about the slamgib, taylah and mika

>>154175383
it gets nicer every time i see it (i see it a lot)

honestly noskova passes the eye test

cool head, ace machine, powerful and accurate from the baseline.
just needs to improve her movement and she's working on this
future slam winner 100%

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krunic died during her doubles match -_-

both avery and alexis on at the same time

>>154176153
>taylah
following taylah's matches since hobart has been a rollercoaster of frustration. she's worse than ashlyn krueger. she's so inconsistent it makes me think she has some sleeping disorder and randomly gets completely wrecked by jet lag to the point she can barely hold a racket.

kesslers dead
everyone injuring themselves for this lame event

Mirra :)
Iva :/

>>154176649
should have been iva

rude

something about injuries that happen in exhibitions makes the whole thing feel extra tragic

reckon i could get a tennygf if i had hair like wim

>>154176194
you cant pass the eye test if youre ugly, anon

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someone died in the audience

alexis winning easily but avery getting destroyed

>>154176852
why do euros always drop dead during matches. it's even inside so you cant use "heat" as an excuse

alexis :)
avery :(

*activates 2x speed*
not enough time in the day

do i watch kostyuk or nah

>>154176094
Love to hate Penko. Tennis needs personalities like her

>>154177163
I say yes. But then again, I'm not a homosexual

>>154177200
what an odd thing to point out

dronefu mogging kostyuk

iva is a disgrace

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>>154177609

good edition btw

wonder if mirra will spend rest of career vulturing tinpot 500s wiv no opposition

jodie & dart soon... feel uncomfortable watching jodie now

hina and ito both win their first sets

dart & j*die on

anyone? no one?
eh who cares about doubles
waiting for singles aren't we
but
i've got nothing else to do

>>154178220
dont care about a meme cup anyway. watching ito and hina instead

>>154177220
Spoken like a true homosexual

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bubbles

some jizzlets of rain they're closing the roof i think

>>154177849
shes a filthy nonce

bobbling fing is all the unaware people are now following mika thinking she's a super amazing tennis star while us long time followers knows she's super inconsistent and will probably lose her next 3 matches

she's going to make waves anyway being good + being a bong. the circuit of are mika next big thing to are mika is a fraud nevergonmakeit to are mika is next big thing to... will have to start at some point may as well be now

Hina :) she's into the final

but Ito lost the 2nd set...

oh shit they play deuce/ads in bjkc doubles. this is going to take forever.

only complaint i have about mika is i wish she was wee bit taller

>>154172791
>thought there was a rare english rose
>>154172808
>it's a slav
makes sense

come on aoi that style cannot afford double faults on break point pls >_<

erm....

ok good pressure hold..

not a good return game...pls hold again...

does this mean the other matches aren't taking place

not a good time for the scorebug to be displaying the wrong score!!

aoi ;-; she's not ready yet. it's too soon.

well fuck, double fault to end it

ito :(

guess that means hina can win the final

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no mika i guess

good timing dart and jodie :)

>>154179143
gibbo still playing or no?

they should do mika vs emerson for the funsies instead

>>154179162
still says scheduled while mika's match has been changed to not playing

emerson vs swan confirmed

it says jonesy is going to play katie now. in 30 minutes.
>>154179238
just popped up as i was typing. i like this consolation matchup. very cute.

match starting but stream no load

other sites have stream but not the official. okay whatever.

CAM ON JONESY

>>154179246
phwoar very nice

nike sent emerson a skirt that actually fits her and it's something else

set 1 jonesy

>>154179859
i'll watch the replay, live is a pita for me.

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shietttt i knew pot won but not a bagel

commentator just explained that since this is a meaningless match as the team thing is already decided, they will play a 10 point tiebreak instead of third set if it goes to three.

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urge to phwoar... increasing...

mto for swan i'm hearing

>>154178534
perfect as the new emma den

>>154179246
fucking hell she looks like brett lee in a wig

never garn make it

>>154179979
fuck me

had genuinely no idea they actually put them

inside the vag pouch

thats genuinely disgusting

>>154180065
why is her torsi do long shes like a stoat

Jonesy :)
Katie :/

jonesy :)
katie :( bummer about the injury.

>>154180191
Lilli has an uncommon placement for it, forward of the hip, instead of the side like almost all other girls. which i have felt does seem a tad on the questionable side considering the proximity of the parts there.

>>154180243
she best keep it clean down der

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Jonesy :)

celebratory dance of 'i totally could have beat mika you should have let me play her instead of that choker gibbo who i have a winning record against thank you very much'.

>>154174094
>>154174099
>>154174191
She needs a good spanking tbqh.

>>154179143
How the fuck did we beat the Aussies, they can't be worst than us surely.

>>154180690
basically they didn't let jonesy play and you switched katie s for mika
that was enough

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>>154180690
We're just better. Simple as.

alena starting

and all without THE emma raducanu on the team

1st set alena 6-0

>>154180951
I wonder how she'd affect the mood in the team, if they'd perform worse with her in it.

currently looking like an alena vs tyra final

>>154180065
phwoar

I hope GB stick with the current team in the finals and don't let Emma and Katie B force their way into the team

alena - tyra final looming

..should've updated the thread before posting

Alena :)

alena :)

tyra will want revenge
already took down lil sis

https://www.instagram.com/p/DW96jJ2DtdA/
this pisses me off
eva talking like she's some big success.. and "i never take holidays"... bitch you're paid hundreds of ks to fly around and lose in the first round

>>154172791
she cute

Mika does absolutely nothing for me. But I wish her all the success.

>>154181325
The shilling is really getting out of hand at this point, maybe she should actually win something before getting all this attention from the WTA
Her biggest title is a W60 from 3 years ago

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>>154181382

>>154181472
brvtal

>mika was bullied at school because of her height
>now all the girls yearn to be her
pottery

>>154181325
Getting pissed off by an irrelevant insta thot, sounds like a you problem, buddy

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Stusex :(
Looked like a competitive second set at least

>>154180690
On paper the ranking mismatches in favour of the Aussies were hilarious; obviously Mika is over 200 places below Gibbo, Birrell v Dart was 82 vs 175 and the dubs was 17 & 20 vs 130 & 197 lol
The only match that actually went with ranking was Emmo (133) beating Swanny (263)

let's go janalena!

*pom poms*

Oceane :)
'feeva :)
polly kuders :(

so far so good

ngl i had no idea this was the final

>>154180191
There's worse things to put in a vag pouch tho

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eva and parks tiebreak

>>154181971
Phwoar

Too bad that there's no stream and also too bad that she got broken serving for the set

eva you boob

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>>154181971
Giving Jodie Burrage a run for her money with those thighs.

CAM! ON! JA! LE! NA!

>>154181977
this page https://en84.sportplus.live/tennis/ streams qualies matches too

one of em died

not one of j&a that is. their opponent.

>>154182124
Thank you!

physio has popped on i think

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>>154182129

jana & alena have a chat while their opponents faff about

alena & jana :)

Jana & Alena :)

Congrats girls :)

>23 & 29
must be slightly embarrassing getting flogged by a 15 yr old

oh... look... sinner is beating zverev...

>>154182348
Turned it off after the second break

remember that time when sinner waited for like half an hour for jana and alena to go to the ice baths and only then walked in himself? bizarre

>>154182388
wasn't alcaraz involved in that too. strange dudes.

i still find it strange that the men and junior girls share an ice bath room

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Eva :(

scribbles got more tattoos i think
and a bit plumper by the looks of it

you now remember that someone under his own free will willingly impregnated ons jabba

icky doubles
no mirra for me
gl mirra \o/

>>154182388
Geschichten aus dem Paulanergarten

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Cam on Mirra

>>154183276

bratfu v dronefu!
dead rubber as Ukraine have already qualified

>>154172791
>>154172808
Looks like edward norton

4 'fus playing right now in 3 separate matches :s

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mto for gabi

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lindy saving czechia

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:o

set 1 mirra
4 consecutive games lost and an MTO for gabi :/

>>154183882
finally it will be settled which of the nguyens is the best

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set 1 dronefu

>>154183924
alexis is better on paper but we'll see. it will be impossible to tell who is who! i wonder if the umpire will use their first names

>>154183964
At least she isn't using a fist anymore, progress :)

Or maybe not, just destroyed her racket

>>154174278
that's obviously not me. please don't associate me with that delusional emma simp. she's so consistently fraudulent it barely warrants a mention anymore. iva is just starting her fraudulence journey.

Whats the meaning of L_nz?

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>>154183982
>>154183999

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>>154184048

Didn't mean to quote

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check scores

why is iva struggling against greet minnen now

CAM ON IVA
RIGHT HERE
RIGHT NOW
LET'S GO
STOP BEING SHIT
CAM ON

Mirra :)

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dronefu :)
bratfu :(
gabi :(

Set 2 Benchod...

Czechbros...

holy shit iva lost the first set to minnen

>>154184140
she's a limited fraud. will be going the way of your kesslers and your stearns soon once the youth factor wears off and people on tour are used to playing against her. she's like a much worse and much less gritty pegula.

>>154184303
that's her current level.
develop a weapon or be a Greet Minnen for the rest of your career.

>>154174383
ummm i like alexandrova

>>154184317
lol behave she's 11 in the race and this is a massive upset

the absolute state of iva. unbelievable.

mirra :)

>>154184357
players like her, with no weapons and high rally tolerance, will always fluctuate up and down between 30-100, but the lack of a weapon will always prevent her from winning big and regularly contending for the top spots.
she might have a good season here and there, or even win a big tournament in a major upset (that's the nature of the women's game and it can always happen), but as of now she doesn't have the game to become a mainstay in the top 20.

Cam on Potato

Mirra :)

also based iva remembers the nato bombing of yugoslavia and sabotages their bjkc chances

>>154184431
>iva
>low rally tolerance
i don't think you watch her often

it's ogre

IVA WTF THIS IS WORSE THAN 9/11

>belgium didn't even need mertens
this calls for another tennis channel interview and photoshoot

iva emma parallels

>>154184468
read it again.
you have low reading comprehension.

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dronefu v lilli

Davenport is such a charisma vacuum it's no wonder Iva is playing badly, just sitting next to her must be draining Iva's life force

>>154184526
..you should've phrased it better tho

...

i'm not watching, is iva injured or something?

>>154184561
you understand the opposite of what I wrote and I'm the problem.
priceless.
anyway, Iva's problems seem to compound on clay.

bencic looks mean
in a spiteful angry way rather than a bratty way

>>154184551
true

>>154184594
umm easy there small man
>>154184580
not injured, but looks totally uncomfortable on this surface (hard with some sprinkle clay on it)

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Potato crumbling

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:(

iva :(

Iva :(

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>>154184668
Worry not

>>154184668
>>154184724
giving all my energy to nastya now
it must be a mirra - potato and alena - tyra day tomorrow

>>154184742
Cute

iva :(

>>154184561
his wording was perfectly fine and understandable

LIIIINNNNNNNDDDDAAAAAAA :D

Well done Lindy

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it all comes down to bouzkova v golubic

Nastya :)

Nastya :)

Mirra v. Nasya -- the brat vs. the expat

How do I get into watching tennis? Just to tune the tv and experience or should I go for something else as well?

>>154185238
Kiss me

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Alexis in white and Avery in black. Alexis is winning so far

tied up now. both exchanged breaks. the umpire does indeed say their first and last names instead of just the last

>>154185238
>use the links in the OP
>lurk /tennis/

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wow linda :)
zeynep :)
potato :)
elvina :)
feeva :)
kuders :(
stusek :( that's just a bad draw better luck next time
alena :)
kovackovas :)
eva b :(
iva :(

>>154185238
make a flashscore and follow the players you like. it's impossible to keep track of otherwise.

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>>154185238
1. consult the chart; pick a 'fu
2. >>154185795
3. ??????
4. PROFIT

>>154184018
This is a completely new mirra-ism. never saw her do that before.

I hope the sisters kiss at the net after the match

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alexis wins the 1st set