>We're getting Imagine Dragons intros
We truly made it, /ufl/

I’m pissed at my Fendies’ social media managers. They had some of the players around the city doing PR and didn’t say fuck all about it.

why'd they schedule the rematch so soon?

I hate to beg for a stream like a chud, but none of my usual places have it

nevermind this is the thread

>>154176792
ISP might be cucking you, I had to VPN for the usual spots

>>154176792
Try thetvapp.to, otherwise, IDK.

>>154176792
https://www.vipbox.sc/american-football/louisville-kings-vs-orlando-storm-2-live

Is everyone getting the Artemis coverage?

>>154176840
Yes. It's a Fox thing.

Kek my dad hates this Artemis shit. He thinks is all retarded

>>154176840
It's even being broadcasted over it on foxsports.com. going to post space is fake conspiracy theories to get back at NASA

Wake me when we send humans to Mars. Moon shit is boring.

>>154176855
It’s cool, I guess, but all the coverage acting like we didn’t do this shit a whole bunch of other times with more primitive technology is dumb.

Josh Dobbs should have been there for the Artemis coverage

Cool and they paused the game for it too.

I think Louisville wins this one. I'm not sure how, but I think they do.

>>154176910
I hope they do because I want Becht to fail since he was with STL.

>>154176826
That's still showing Nascar
>>154176834
Straight up not working
Guess I'm going to have to miss this game, which sucks. Hope you all have fun though

>>154176928
I just think he's a fraud.

>>154176893
Yeah, same how I feel with this. Like... it was a generational groundbreaking thing in the 70's with a fraction of the tecnology we have today. But like, doing the same stuff in 2026? Eh... just put UFL on.

I fucking hate that Rowland and Lucky Jackson aren’t on the Fendies. We need to trade to get them back and we’ll be unstoppable and easily the most fun team to watch.

>>154176928
he's gonna choke in the post season

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winner gets rights to the moon

>>154176910
i think louisville loses because they decide to juggle their qbs

>>154176963
Gru already has dibs.

DEANO IN THE BOOTH

DEANO MENTIONED
>no appearance
aww

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>>154176986
>>154176998

>>154176986
THANK FUCKING GOD.

>ufl kickers

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jinxed him. thanks curt lmfao

lol KWAB

Just now stopped watching the coverage of Artemis II's splashdown. What did I miss?

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LETS GO BEANER BROS

>>154177050
a missed FG from 28 yds. thats it so far

Whomst thinkin bout them beans?

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>Colts waived Bean before AR5

>>154177050
A lot of 4th down conversions and a missed easy FG.

>>154177065
Bean thinkin bout overthrowin thos WRs

Why the fuck did DC let him go..

YEAH! DEM BEANS!

The green grass looks so much better on tv.

BEANER NO

>>154177082
did they let him go or was taken in the expansion draft?

Oh fuck that hurt me to watch.

>>154177082
Jackson? They didn’t. He got picked up by the Vikings. This is the first year he’s back, I believe. I desperately want him back in DC, though. His connection with Ta’amu was awesome.

>>154177076
They actually converted on them this time? Nice. Last game both teams had issues with those.

>>154177061
>a missed FG from 28 yds.
UFL KICKERS!!!!

These niggas need longer cleats

>pooisville

I don’t know if any of you guys saw any of the replies to Rapole’s Xitter post, but all the retarded normies were complaining about the ESPN broadcasts and saying how they loved the Fox ones. Instead of dialing back the interviews and doing them properly instead of randomly deciding to pester the coaching staffs at key moments, they’re probably just going to get rid of them entirely. These morons don’t want anything new or interesting or fun, they just want all football coverage to look exactly like the NFL.

Holy special teams

imagine letting Jack "The Snack" Plummer run on you.

>>154177168
the only thing i dislike in ESPN's coverage is the "gambling analysis"

How in the fuck do you miss that tackle? That guy’s gonna have a bad time at film on Monday.
>Second retard drags the running forward three years for 1st and goal on tackle immediately afterwards

>>154177198
*runner

>>154177194
Trvthnvke

>>154177198
kek they do that shit in the NFL too

>>154177198
*yards
Fuck me, I hate phoneposting.

>>154177194
I WILL HATE IT UNTILL THEY GIVE STORMY BACK

HOOOOLYYYYYYY

>>154177194
They go a little overboard but I don't really care that much about it. Their interviews this year are horrendous. They just have no timing and nobody who knows how to do it. Get Kubelic to teach them.

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>>154177218
i think she mostly does cfb now

wew nice TD

Damn, that was a little Mahomie if you know what I mean.

Plummer meme chuck undefeated

>>154177168
That ESPN one with 3 windows with three audios was horrid

>>154177239
A little Spring Kingy ere

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>>154177234
>Get Kubelic to teach them.
amen. hes the GOAT sideline reporter

>another Repole jerk off session
it's better than the rock being an absent parent but shit man

>Jake Butt
Unfortunate kek

>>154177269
At least there's a reason behind it. There was a legit announcement. Probably getting another one for the game tomorrow with the Championship announcement.

HEIGHTMOG CLIP THAT CLIP THAT

>>154177269
at least it a short interview this time

Kek you can tell Repole was trying very hard not to let the slimeball out after everyone complained about him last time

Vince was the best. He had an actual unique vision for this league instead of NFL-lite no one wants to be at and "arena football" but outdoors.

Jason "Ronnie Bass" Bean. Can throw it 50 yards, can't pitch it 3 feet.

Come the fuck on bean

>>154177246
I know, I said so I my own reply. That’s not my point. My point is that because everyone complained about the obviously shit job they’re doing this year, they’re probably just going to axe them entirely instead of putting in the work to fix it. Normies don’t like things that are different from what they know and companies don’t like putting in effort for anything that does instantly work the way they wanted, which just spells the ESPN broadcast ending up just and bland as any other network’s coverage.

two pump fakes lol

Holy. Special. Teams.

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>>154177281

HOLY DRAGON

This scorebug is better than the shit one Fox uses for the NFL.

sideline interviews are always comedy

D R A G O N

Jesus what a dragon. If Bean could figure out how to throw anything other than dragons he'd be real good in this league.

WHAT A PLAY. too bad he fell lol

BEAN KING

That was a false start by 87.

wew nice trick play

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LITTLE RAZZLE DAZZLE BABY

TRICKY

That was a tuddy if it wasn’t overthrown.

COFFEE BEANS ENERGIZED OFFENSE

Bean going super saiyan

No flag on that? Shocking.

>>154177313
Vince's goal was to actually compete with the NFL, beat them and be better than them. Basically give the NFL real competition. Ever since the Rock took hold of it, it started becoming this D-League for the NFL thing.

>>154177168
I agree. What's going to happen is the ESPN stream is going to just get rid of it, this will be feedback for next season to say people want USFL to be more like the NFL instead of its own thing with a unique vibe, and they'll continue to sterilize it rather than fix it. The ESPN streams definitely have the most potential and have consistently been the most fun streams, they just need to find that balance a little bit better this year. But that reaction is what happens when you try to break into a more mainstream thing with a product like this. If those people upset had been around during the XFL days, they'd probably hate everything about it and wouldn't understand what made it great.

Bruh, should've just ran it in.

nice ankle pass, tard

Storm are winning this.

>no flag
Bullshit

I think this Bean is toast, no Bri’ish.

Oh that's a bullshit flag

>>154177525
Bro he's out of bounds

>>154177533
You're out of bounds.

lol that floater should have been picked off

He committed the cardinal sin of playing QB. Lucky that wasn’t picked.

Did I predict this shit or did I predict this shit? >>154177239

fast game

They need to run it up the middle in goal line situations

>>154177603
All these teams refusing to run Power at the line are disgusting

PLUMMER PLUNGED

Go for the QB sneak, cowards.

>>154177259
man i really fucking miss those first few weeks of the xfl, before covid ruined fucking everything.

>>154177628
Fucking chinks

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>>154177628

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oh no

rolling to decide my /ufl/ team

1. Birmingham
2. Columbus
3. Dallas
4. DC
5. Houston
6. Louisville
7. Orlando
8. St. Louis
9. reroll
0. reroll

>>154177649
dubs i get to pick

>>154177649
reroll

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>>154177628
me too, fren. rip my roughnecks

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>>154177649
Dubs and you go St. Louis

>>154177659
fuggggggg
I guess this means I get to choose :)

>>154177649
Did this back in 2020. WE AIN’T COME TO PLAY SCHOOL.

>>154177660
They were the perfect combo of lucky and good. You just know they would have a meltdown in the 1st round of the playoffs.

i SHOULD hate these louisville uniforms but i kinda like them??

Barcelona Dragons mentioned. Guess I better drink.

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>>154177660
we can have it all back. One day soon

>>154177673
Me? I've been a lifelong Renegades fan of 40 seconds
other ufl teams can get FUCKED

>>154177689
They’re pretty similar to the Tards’ in term of color palate and usage.

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What are you drinking ufl? Go Ponies

>>154176690
Battle Hawks are the white man's team. Fly high Battle Hawks!

>>154177720
Liquid Death Severed Lime. Trying to cut out booze.

>>154177720
sailor & pepsi zero

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>>154177725
this is known

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>>154177730
Admirable anon. This drink's for you. And for a louisville TD happening in my lifetime

>Literal slop play

>>154177748
Thank you.

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>>154177683
no way man. they would have made it to the championship game where they would then lose

WHY WOULD YOU THROW A FUCKING FADE GOD DAMN MORONS

beaner bros....

>black quarterback throwing a fade to the corner
lol, why even try? just forfeit the down

>>154177784
They can take Silvers.

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>still no TD
lmfao why didnt they take the points?!

Holy fuck just take the points

ngl this stadium looks gorgeous for its size. wish my fcc could play an open cup game there one of these seasons

loud italians with the gift of gab are great for these sideline interviews

>>154177817
i still remember when they had russini on the pre-covid sideline detail. god damn that league was fun

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>>154177826
i remember her shitting on mcgloin while he was still in earshot

>>154177871
wouldn't mind her shitting on me tbqhwy

>>154177875
?

>>154177801
Went there the year they opened, it's nice. Shocking they built a USL stadium but it's very nice.

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>>154177875

>>154177879
i have a poop fetish and i am sexually aroused by dianna russini

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>>154177875

>>154177881
good concessions? big concourses?

why cant Bean complete short passes?

>>154177881
Go Riverhounds.

what if the kings never score another TD the rest of the season?

>>154177932
i would expect to see a lot of disappointed anime horse girls posted. I need more for my kings folder

>>154177918
There’s one for you.

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Just run 4 verts with this nigga every play

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KANGS TUDDY

>benny snell
kek, I think I drafted this guy in fantasy like six years ago

>>154177932
And there’s one for YOU.

watching a football game from a standing-only section seems fucking awesome

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>>154177951

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THINKIN BOUT THEM MOTHERFUCKIN BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEANS

>>154177932
but I did eat breakfast this morning

>>154177966
I’ll be doing that tomorrow at the Fendies game in the Beer Snake section.

>>154177963
oh shit that's THAT guy???

stormfronters... we can still win this...

>>154177979
is that audi field still?

>>154177993
Yea.

>>154177998
nice i'm jelly

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>This game is not LITTY enough....
>It needs star power....
>JUCO star power....

>>154177986
plummer need to toss another memechuck

both of these dudes have absolutely dotted some throws tonight

kangz have a good D-Line for an 0-2 team 3bh

>>154178050
They've been in every game they've played. They just can't get TDs. Like a shittier version of the Niggiehawks.

>>154178006
I’ll be posting from the stands occasionally.

lol kangz

that was a low energy td

I'm annoyed that this asshole wasn't calling plays for the Hawks last year. He's so much better than the guy they had before.

>>154178068
post a pic or two for good luck

>>154178079
jeb in the stands

>>154178087
*sigh* please score...

>>154178087
SLOW AND STEADY!!!

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Deion please go. I don't want to hear about how you piss your pants

>>154178087
>Jeb
Like from Minecraft?

>>154178105
John Ellis Bush. Dubya’s brother.

TEAMKILL HEEM

flagged for crashing into your teammate

>>154178114
I know, I was being facetious.

Is that the first friendly fire of the year?

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>>154178139
i think so

beaner is frying these niggas

BENNY
FUCKING
SNELL

I SAID BEANER IS RE-FRYING THIS FRAUD BECHT SECONDARY

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ANOTHER TD

Second half shootout incoming?

Are we winning?

Overbros, we eatin’.

Did they have a halftime show performance today?

>>154178223
This isn’t the kangz home opener.

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>>154178222
you love to see it

it has to be scary as fuck to be a side judge on return duty

nice trick play lol

damn that's a snag

>>154178237
They’re in FG range, soon…

live by the memechuck
die by the memechuck

If the WR got his head around earlier, he could’ve had that.

Hot Willie eh? I'm in.

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>>154177944
heres a webm for your kings folder

24 saw that coming a mile away. Way to blow it up.

>Hot Wheelie? Like a Wet Willy?
No announcer. Hot Wheelie like a Hot Wheels.

>>154178292
actually a breddy based celly

>andrew wk
holy nostalgia

UH OH, RAIN SZN

>>154178333
PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY I NEED TO HAVE A PARTY

Overbros, LFG!

Louisville has some good fans. You love to see it.

why does this dude keep saying "loo-VILL"

kino ending loading

>>154178350
There was some legit hype there. They're not gonna sell out every game but I think this is gonna be the normal for them so long as the team is watchable.

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>>154178348

>>154177681
>was 30 feet from cardale all game last week
>wanted to yell "WE GOT THESE NIGGAS" but had melanin enriched men sitting next to me
feelsbadman

>>154178355
Because that's how you pronounce it.

>>154178355
you are supposed to pronounce Louisville without moving your lips

Neither of these teams have return coverage.

damn he hit the ground hard

Kang down.

HEEM SLEEPY

>>154178366
no. it is "lou-vull"

>>154178362
You should’ve called him over and showed him the image.

>>154178366
i like to think the orangutan at the louisville zoo is names louis and this is his ville

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>>154178362
lmfao

THAT WAS A GOOD ASS PLAY

>>154178403
Thank you, anon, very cool.

he just tried another throw across the body. cant do that shit

>>154178408
kek i heard that too

niggas are getting got left and right

Dantzler dying

>>154178355
Here's how you do it. First, say the phrase "Lou of full". Like some guy named "Lou" is "full of" shit or something. Keep that in mind.

Now say "Lou-uh-vull" where I spelled "vull" to mimic the spelling of "full" as they have the same pronunciation. If you can say Lou-uh-vull in this way, you have now correctly pronounced the word "Louisville". Just remember

Lou of full
Lou-uh-vull
Louisville

>>154178425
They gon get theirs, doe.

THIS DOESNT FOOKIN FLIP

DRAGON

>>154178434
exactly. my old coworker used to say it was 1.5 syllables and that if it didn't sound like you were having a stroke you weren't saying it right

>sliiiiiiippppppp
>SLIP N SLIDE!

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>whats the challenge flag for then?
lmao

reffies sending the kangz to the glue factory

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why'd he challenge that? reffies already told him he would lose the challenge

>if you challenge it's going to be confirmed
>Challenges anyway
lmao

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>challenging something that deano already reviewed

>>154178494
>>154178497
it's not about the money
it's about sending a message

why does jake butt keep single arming all of his interview subjects

has there been any NFL player to go the UFL and play his way back into the NFL? Just like PJ Walker?

>>154178520
i think there was a long snapper from the first revival

>>154178506
power move i got a chuckle when he did it to the manlet owner

>>154178533
lmao the running back looked visibly uncomfortable

>>154178520
Depends on what you define as making it back. Nooch, McCarron, and Lucky Jackson all got signed to practice squads.

>>154178520
Define "in the NFL". Like consistently an active roster guy or just on a roster? Josh Johnson and AJ McCarron immediately come to mind.

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TAKE THE FUCKING POINTS!!!!!!!!!

avaitorbros we won't be 0-3 alone!

>>154178552
>>154178568
Just on a real, 55 man roster, not the practice squad

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>>154178568
>Josh Johnson
yeah, hes one

>>154178569
They done goofed. Storm gonna run it down their throats, Bean will throw an interception when they get the ball back.

>>154178594
nigga livin out of a suitcase

Bad flag, that was clean as hell

>>154178576
The Packers’ punter is on the active roster and the Lions’ kicker came from the UFL, but I don’t think either was in the League before.

>>154178594
honestly with the paychecks and perks involved this sounds like a fucking ideal life

>>154178610
Brandon Aubrey was on the Stallions.

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>thats not a rule here
Get your shit together and get your pen out, Gary

>>154178610
I see. I was just wondering if KJ Hamler stands any chance of making an NFL roster again, because iirc he was a high draft pick and played a couple seasons in the league

>>154178576
Alec Lindstrom made his way from Cowboys to Showboats to Jets active rosters.

SOMEBODY from that Louisville defense needs to get a call. Their defense has been very very good for all three games.

>>154178623
He was a 2nd rounder, absolutely has a chance to make it back. Just probably won't.

lmao why did they cross the 50!?

has ot rules been changed at all? I WANT OT

lmao, retards. Now it's 4th and an eternity.

Plummer should’ve down an armpunt deep.

DONT RUN WITH SCISSORS

should have been picked

Fuck you, Minkins.

>>154178644
No changes from previous years.

RIP
TWO SCAT
STUD SLOP

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>>154178644
still the same rules

>Scat slop
>Is

A little spring kingy

>>154178671
two studs, scatting on me
sloppy

Louisville is gonna score with less than a minute left, they'll take the OT, and lose.

>>154178689
if you don't like that, you don't like kang footbawl

>>154178689
i think they score the TD, go for two but fail

>>154178672
i forget was vince's xfl envisioned both team's offense and defense on the field at the same time but on opposite sides of the field used for this

>>154178702
/sp/ will finally have memed multiball into existence

davidson redeemed

>>154178702
the 2001 league or the 2020 one?

i keep thinking that fucking drone is a football

>>154178702
It never happened, but yes that's what it would have been

kangz could be leading by kicking a fg here had they taken the points earlier

K I N O
I
N
O

>>154178718
2020 it took 5 years to even get an ot game but it was supposed to be simultaneous for a speedrun OT

I want Bean to do something crazy so I can spam MVBEAN

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>>154178644
*Ring Ring....*
Zack Davidson... it's the NFL

go for 2 if you fail onside attempt simple as

Becht is a weenie

>Becht
Classic Becht. I feel like he loses these all the time.

Minkins, you fucking bum, This game could’ve been over.

game winning fg incoming

Rowland has nice eyes. No homo.

11,082 attendance at the game. A decrease of about 3k from the home opener, still about 2k more than Louisville City FC averages.

>>154178753
>>154178755
It was a desperation challenge. He knew odds were slim.

>This is what they thought they were getting with Bean
Wow. Amazing what happens when you give the QB more than 0.5 seconds in the pocket before he needs to throw it away or he's running for his life. O-line is still the worst part of the Louisville Kings

>>154178769
with kicks being allowed for PATS there will be more OT games. last year that would be an obvious 2 pt try but also why OT rarely happened

>>154178785
Really fucking wish they got rid of the XP kicks. I know the coaches want it, but fuck them. They probably want to punt every drive too.

>>154178785
>with kicks being allowed for PATS there will be more OT games
I knew something was different. They added PAT for extra points instead of the "it must be a pass" method.

>Do you really wish we had a kicker on the broadcast?
>No

COME ON KANGS EXPOSE THIS WOP

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KAHM ON KANGZ!

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OVERTIME

more ufl with my /spee/ friends :)

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OVERTIME

>>154178689
Told you

I CAN’T STOP

Is there a cap to ot scoring? Theoretically the game could have 100+succesful attemps by each team making the score in the hundreds or do they just award single point for the eventual winner if it goes beyond 3 attempts

>>154178836
No cap, you play until someone wins. It's 2 points per successful try.

>>154178836
sudden death if they're still tied after 3 tries per team

>those boos
jej
at least their fans give a shit