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First for Kyle "hey, nigger" Larson

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Winner picks.

>>154207411
It's Gragson's day today

you will always be a worm

yes, MUH God.

>muhhh goood

>muh god

>muh god

>muh God
>muh flags
>muh ramparts

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BALD

Briscoe needs to go ahead and Logano what's left of his hair

>>154207606
unironically a good look

Hamlin or Bell?

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Remember anons, when he's not racing, Mike Harmon is out there somewhere in his lab working on solving the worlds problems.

>>154207661
no thank you

>>154207666
Such as prolonging the crunchiness of applebee's cheese sticks while in a to-go box.

>if there's a hole, do not wait. fill it.
nascum moment

mfw the German NASCAR commentators are discussing whether Kane and The Undertaker were brothers in a WWE storyline

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Kane
Was
Always
Based

>>154207714
That will always be the best pro wrestling storyline.

If I may add, Kane's grandson looked absolutely dead inside

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>>154207714

I'm Han Solo

Think today Cory LaJoie gets his first Cup win.

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>>154207714
>>154207721
>>154207727
I fucked Undertaker's mom!

Riley fucking Derpst is on the second row?

The lack of a Bristol crowd is still shocking.

Bubba's got the WrestleMania car today

>>154207800
Doesn't the night race draw better?

>artemis II
but nascar is real larry why talk about space movie

>>154207800
Should have never reduced the banking.

>>154207852
based

>>154207831
Yeah still tough to see. The camera can’t hold long shots because your eye will see no ones there

GREEN GREEN GREEN

>>154207852
now it is official

BOOGITY
BOOGITY
BOOGITY

Long John Silvers car looking good

>>154207852
Lore accurate level design

>>154207874
At least they're spacing people out on the bleachers now instead of covering half the stands in tarps.

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3G is so 2008

Who do I root for?

that cam needs the motogp angle overlay

>>154207951
wallace

>>154207951
22 car. Kids got potential

Video games and anime

how will we get a red flag today?

>>154207953
They need a camera in the wheel well

was that fucking porno for pyros lol

How long until that shitty PJ stuff wears off and they start going multiple lanes?

>>154207977
Ty Gibbs. Lil guys been too behaved

>>154207951
I'm rooting for the crossover gate to tear another rollcage open.

>>154207852
What are in those boxes? Or, what came in them?

>>154208019
he did

>>154208001
single line bottom is better than single line top as you can force people off and dive bottom but you cant do shit on top

>>154208019
Deck boxes for trading card games.

What the fuck is Byron doing at 34th place?

>>154208027
>>154208038
Thank you

>>154207977
Cody Ware causes a huge wreck as he's preoccupied with in car gooning about 100 laps in

how will larson choke this one?

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>>154207972
Based!

>>154207977
Start masturbating

>>154207852
Baaed autism

>>154208054
>Larson leading
>other three Hendrick cars below 20th
HMS strategy.

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Easy Larson win!

based memecheck

Based Memechek

based memechek

>>154208128
Not if a cheatin yoder has anything to say about it.

Just got in. Did I miss anything?

I could heem that manlet in the 5 car quite easily

>>154208146
>>154208156
>>154208158
Blessed memechek hivemind

>bread

>bread

Breadbros...

>>154208169
Jamie showed her left titty. Confirmed pencil eraser size. Tasteful areolas.

>>154208196
>>154208204
Wrecky

>Brad Keselowski spun this race

>>154208217
Larry Mac is in shambles

Did anyone see the uggo Heather Debeaux at the race last night?

>PENALTY: #45 - speeding on pit road

>>154208259
Larson sadly has this one locked up so he can't win, anyway

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Breakfast sliders with maple syrup cream cheese

How is Byron a lap down?

>>154208292
Blenis passed him

Oh look another Bristol slurper where no one can pass

>>154208292
Started at the back on a short track

>damn cracka

>>154208283
what'd you cook those eggs in?

>>154208296
He passed a lot of people but only Byron and the 66 and 41 are a lap down

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>>154208245
She's got a smoking hot bod. Def not an uggo.

>Reddit

Who's the most depressing driver in all the series?

>>154208315
Bacon grease

>>154208283
Just shit my pants looking at this.

>>154208331
Chess, maybe

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>>154208322
Definitely would

>>154208340
nice

Maybe they could cover the whole track in PJ1. They would run the high line early until it wears out, and then run the bottom until the end.

>>154208292
Car was shit from the get go. Had to start from the rear because they replaced his entire steering rack.

People have hyped up Ryan Preece having unlimited potential for 5+ years at this point and he's done absolute jack shit

>>154208283
>>154208315
Pro tip. Scramble eggs and microwave them in a coffee cup for 1-2 minutes.
They are perfectly fluffy and shaped exactly to fit on an English muffin. I know microwaved eggs sounds like ass, but they are perfect every time with absolutely no effort.

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I root for Briscoe and Logano because I’m bald too

>>154208331
Connor Zilisch. He's washed at 19.

>>154208410
no thank you, i love my kerrygold too much

>>154208409
Heh…my guy Ryan…heh…he just needs more time…heh…this cup car ain’t like a modified…heh…that’s it…just needs more time..

>>154208283
Looks great. I'm chowing down on all beef frankfurters with mustard and saurkraut.

People thought Larson was gonna win the whole race last night just for him to get bamboozled at the end

>>154208430
Based kerrygold enjoyer.
Toasted sourdough bread and kerrygold is delicious.

>>154208411
Briscoe is still hanging on with every strand he's got.

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>>154208331
KFB

Seeing him struggle in the 8 car is too sad to watch

Why is Reddick trying so hard? What does he have to prove?

Why did Logano say fuck it and shave? Was his transplant failing or was he tired of wearing a rug on his head?

>>154208430
You have to grease the coffee mug with something... besides you can just plop a little pad of it in the middle of the eggs. It will melt before the eggs cook. Holy shit, I'm going to try that next time!

>>154208426
no one gets a day to develop in the social media age.
Jeff Gordon didnt win a race until halfway through his second season and that was in top tier equipment.

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>used tires looking perfect

>>154208504
aerodynamics unironically

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>>154208518
>no tire wear kino
Oh well

>>154208475
You've see when MJ does to his kid when he wins. Imagine what happens when he loses.

>>154208504
Joey is the ultimate competitor and I’m guessing one of his children made a comment about his hair, and Joey never shying away from a challenge took it all the way. That’s why he is the goat.

>>154208516
Gibbs tossed away a “failed” Logano. Someone better cut that Konor Zillhitch kid

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Cam on Elliot. One more championship and you can finally be your true self.

Krash, Kryle

Super Stok powerboats are lining up. Just saying.

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Find a flaw

>>154208283
Pretty disappointing there anon...

>>154208575
problem is they expect these 19 year old kids to come in and hang immediately with 30+ vets and none of them really ever do. you see flashes here and there but not until there like mid 20s do you know what a guy is.

>>154208322
She's got dude face...

I really like the Fox NASCAR guitar music.

>>154208663
exactly. hot as fuck

>>154208630
One of his greatest abilities as a driver is also one of his biggest liabilities. There's not a driver in Cup right now that is better at getting "110%" out of his car.

>guy at JGR fucking died

That organization is cursed

>>154208694
Fuck off Mikey

oh no, the one jgr driver I like

Bell to the back

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>>154208694

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>>154208723
was the kid of one of their engies

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svg bros...

>>154208785
we only need another 15 cautions

>Bell

>lell

>>154208758
now even further to the back

>lell

>lell
>caution for that

>>154208785
banked short tracks are the worst for him

>>154208785
he cant race at high skill ovals, svgsisters cannot accept this. he never will be able to. He's a better boris said and that's all he'll ever be.

>>154208843
he just needs a lil more time...

>>154208843
>best track is new hampshire
Wow, you're righht

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>>154208785
Rough go. I don't think the trackhouse cars are as good this year and I think they push the best oval cars to Ross while the road course cars go to Shane.

>>154208899
>>154208843
oh this was about SVG not bell
Same difference

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busch car mentioned

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Who will hire him when he gets shitcanned from 23IX?

>svg

Cody, no!

MODERATE JUAN

JUAN

Total Hendrick Death

globalistbros...

Something had to have broke on 97 right? That thing just snapped.

that looked like an indycar spin

>>154209000
Nope that looked to consistent for something to break

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>>154209000
>Something had to have broke on 97
Nah, Harvick has been saying that when these cars go, they go, where as the old cars were far more forgiving and salvageable. Busch says the same things.

>>154208978
They aren't getting rid of him. He does bring in sponsors pretty easy and isn't total shit.

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>blowman

>>154208978
He isn't going anywhere. He'll take over the team when he retires from driving.

How do we fix Bristol?

>>154209134
Make it a dirt track

>>154209134
Regressive banking

>>154209140
nice

>>154209134
Coat the entire surface in 3 inches of PJ1
Or go back to dirt

>gragson top 10
What

>>154209134
Gen8 chassis being live-axle with a frame twisted enough to put zero weight on the right rear on level ground.

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>>154209060
Chastaine's watermelon farm should sponsor Bubba for a race.

Chastain sinking like a stone

>>154209140
Go back to metal cars with a live rear end.

>Logano gaining on BAMF
Carson is losing a little lap time here

>>154209262
what was the context here?

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>>154209320
As soon as I posted it BAMF stretched the time back out to a second

>>154209343
Mikey being Mikey.

>>154209357
And gained a position

how will larson choke this one

>suarez lapped
Thanks. I can turn this off now.

whats wrong with these ars? xfinity and trugs werent reacting like this

>>154209483
IRS

>SVG in the garage
Maybe something did break

Would eat Jamie.

>>154209510
>jamie will never come home from her black boyfriend's place and gush a massive load of cum into your throat
why live

Amigo will not relent!

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>>154209550

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>drivers have swept stages in five of last six Bristol races
I don't think that is something to be proud of, NASCAR.

the fuck is this bumper with black dudes all around Larson?

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>bleins not having a shit pit stop challenge: impossible

Typical NASCAR. The stage ends, the race gets nullified and bails drivers out right when things get interesting.

Larson has nailed every single restart, credit where its due

>>154209652
Kinda looked like that Kanye music video, didn't it?

Comfy stage 2 nap status: taken

>>154209720
That is literally the most important skill in modern-day NASCAR.

Other than Larson at the lead, the rest of the field has had some great racin today

Dente ridden.

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>>154209770

Tis race is ass, this car is ass.

Wall riding should be required here

at this point trackhouse should consider changing manufacturers desu

>>154209799
Honda?

>>154209758
That's definitely true. Also, the driver that lead most of the last 2 races this weeken didn't win.

>>154209810
Gotta wait dodge's goodwill, and hope redbull works on their own engine

>>154209829
That'd be hilarious with all Kaulig is trying to do to be the Dodge factory team
But yeah gimme fuckin Honda dammit

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>>154209770
>>154209794
>Wall riding should be required here
>Buisness idea
Make the wall a continuous curve with the track surface like a half pipe or something.

>>154209848
Only issue with that is retards flying over the top and into the crowd

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>>154209848

Hamlel falling off big time

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>>154209881
gotta crack some eggs to make an omelette

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>>154209886
Exactly.

>66 car is relegated to being an obstacle
lol

JUAN

smol juanito

JUAN

>kryle

>terrible herbst

>go to commercial
>cawshun immediately comes out

JUAN

>kryle

KFB v Derpst

>KFB

TONIGHT

>TONIGHT

i have no proof but hamlel will murder larson and reddit will win again

Tonight: Brad spins; SVG gets wrecked; and Larson leads all the laps.

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I really like Bristol and short ovals in general

>>154210079
this but unironically

>penske pit crews

>>154210079
Short ovals rule.
Indycar should run here.

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wild restart

>fuel milage at bristol

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>>154210146
>Holo is a Kyle Busch fan

>>154210079
Not as good as the super speedways but so much better than the road courses

Spin Bread, Allmendiner

I could've sworn I heard Allmenigger

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>nuclear hotdogs

OH SHIT BLANEY

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Whoop there it is.

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>>154210215
Super speedways>Short ovals>Regular speedways>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Road courses

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>bowman returns after missing multiple races
>finishes last
yeah, he's so gone after this year

>>154210276
Road courses need separated out, too Ungradded >> Grade 2 >>>> street course >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Grade 1

>>154210235
>5 dollar cigarettes

>10 dollar ice

I fucking love it

>>154210308
the difference between a grade 2 and grade 1 has to do with facilities and things like run off areas, not the layout itself

>>154210329
It was a different time....

>>154210294
He’s a disgrace to the 48

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>>154210294
>>154210338
Who do you put in the 48?

Where even is Larson? Blenis is just running away from everyone.

>>154210367
Hocevar is my dream pick in the 48. I’d break out all my old JJ merch and wear it :)

>>154210367
Caruth, obviously
Or maybe Grey or Allgaier

>>154210367
doesn't matter, they'll put day in it

>>154210334
Paved runoff is gay.

Has there ever been a race where a chill driver just fucking loses it and goes mental, dumping and wrecking anybody?

I love it when a chill guy just snaps and goes full road rage.

CAM ON BAMF

>kryle

>>154210367
Carson is a good choice since he can be successful at a secondary team. McDowell is another if you want a safer driver who brings it home. Chastain would be another, but I think he burned his bridges and is suffering the consequences of it with Trackhouse's gradual demise (Amigo be fired was a blessing in disguise).
Absolutely not Zilisch; we need to see him multiple seasons without the most cheated up car in existence.

>>154210438
truex at richmond in 2024 is the most recent one that comes to mind

>>154210438
Kenseth Logano Martinsville

>anOther commercial caution

>commercial cawshun AGAIN
>zilly

zilly...

Park that shit SVG

>>154210461
>Spins himself and destroys his car as I typed this.
Classic.

>>154210498
shit, mean Zillich

>berry

>>154210473
That one was a classic.

Has logano chilled out or is he still a cunt?

>>154210664
went from a whiny bitch to a decent heel

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>>154209799
>>154209799
Aside from the fact that this season hasn't been that good for the Chevys in general, it doesn't help the fact that Trackhouse has a technical partnership with ECR, so they won't get any better than this for sure.

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Berry bros...

>>154210705
>Chevys in general
Elliot is in a freaking shed.

>>154210723
Wood Bros need tp shitcan Berry.

>NHRA drag racing on after this
Based, my afternoon is set

Why are all the mics so echoey right now?

>>154210830
It we aren't going tonhave SRX, this should be the schedule every weekend.

this race is boring

Gilliland took two tires and hasn't dropped from the top 5 lmao

Nice move by Gibbs

>>154210749
Just like I said, this reason hasn't been good for Chevys generally speaking, not because the Chevy teams are running worse but because the Ford and Toyota teams have quite improved from last year and 2024.

I want a red flag

Larson's car was clearly setup for short term speed, but these long green session are killing him.

zzzzzzzzzz

>bleins

Blaney almost ate shit

>snoreleft

If Gibbs wins, reddit would have a complete meltdown

gibbs me dat win

>>154211035
And that's how he got his seat.

OUT OF THE DAMN WAY BRAD

>>154211032
Why do they hate him? Nepo baby? Or does he have bad opinions

>>154211032
Looks like I'm cheering for Gibbs

>L iott
hate it for my guys

>Chess

>chess
it's over for bleins if he stops

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>>154210969
>>154211012

He did that so Larson can win.

Why do they call a caution for a spin that never collided with anyone at such a small track?

>>154211087
"I want to thank my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ for giving me the ability to win this race today."

Bristol grandstands expose NASCAR because they haven't taken out 75% like every other traxk. Look how empty it is lol

Is someone making stuffy nose whistling noises?

WHY WOULD YOU TWO PIT

Gibblet and Hocevar 1-2 for the restart

>>154211143
Aw sweet we get ferrari strategy in NASCAR

blenis is fugged

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Chess bros... That isn't fair. I was starting to be quite fond for him.
>>154211119
Hope that plan goes right then.

>>154211127
Makes sense. Faithless fools

Time for Hocevar to save this shitshow

I bet there's a massive pile up and pitting was the right call

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watch him steal it

bamf better send dibbs ass backwards into the catch fence

FUCK

CAM ON LARSEN

>>154206918
When are they going to inspect these Toyotas? Jesus Christ

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>>154210664
>Has logano chilled out
He changed a LOT after Kenseth "corrected" him on the track.

Rooting for Toyota death.

these retards are gonna hand it to gibbs

cam on bleins

>DERPST

>monster yoda fucks over monster yoda

>derpst
FUCK FUCK FUCK

>gibbs against choke artists
I hate this

HOLY FUCK THANKS DERPST

Gibbs is cooked

>the other monster car fucks up gibby

>Monster car about to get run down
>other Monster car wrecks

>derpst