So the

Finland

Imagine if it was Petr "no mercy" Yan fighting Ulberg. I bet it would turn out different.

>>154221759
I reckon Petr gets heemed by Ulberg aswellbeit

Costa is the only one that can convince Trump to stop the war

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>>154221805
>he doesnt know

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>asserts dominance in the thread

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ankbros we are back as fuck

What is Costa's political stance on gourmet chenchens?

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

Yeah I'm a broke reddit bitch whatup

>>154221903
Little does he know it will be Mago vs Paulo for the vacant title....

>>154221946
You live in Taiwan?

no one calls him mago fucking faggot

>>154221903
>dictating whos going to be fighting for the title you just got and have to vacate
yep i'm thinking cringe

>>154221962
no I live in vancuover

Tawlmbout Mago b? Tawlmbout Mago2DGod? Tawlmbout Yang? Tawlmbout Fei Lnog?

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Lets goooo shavkat! Gotta clap emoji for that. And a few fire emojis for good measure.

>>154221987
tawlmbout that mr magoo b

>>154221977
You were born in Taiwan, and visit often?

>>154221994
>gets injured opening the door to exit
i really wish he could be fucking healthy

If you weren't born in Ireland you damn sure aren't Irish

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>>154222019

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>>154221967
We all call him mago around here. Mago the magnificent as he was first known in these parts. You must be new pal. Try lurking a bit before making a fool of yourself?

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You’d be surprised how fat he is

More like Fago

Shugah Schaubkat Strickland

let adesanya beat a can in his next fight so they can do him vs Ulberg at 205lbs for a grudge match. everyone else at 205lbs besidescosta is coming off a loss anyway

>>154222039
>ugly4983
a modern socrates clearly

>>154221903
he means the interim

you're forgetting how much poofc hate shartkalaev, it'll be costa vs jiri

Jiribrehs...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty34N48gRqM

>>154222122
He'll do what he's told

>>154222019
You would be bongs it weren't for us sending you guns and ammo. And what did you do? Destroyed them all like a couple of broke reddit bitches. American Irish are more Irish than you. Mind your betters.

>>154222000
I was born there but I vsit maybe every....well its been many years now. I have no moeny

jiri should fight every week until he gets a confirmed tittle shot

>>154222145
Nah fuck that

broke ass taiwanese BITCH!!!

bitches leaves

>>154222164
yeah well

>>154221946
Many Chinese individuals would say that you are LITERALLY Chinese and there's no such thing as Taiwanese, lementably.

Dcooked his bib ahh with that one gng

Snookered her maggot minge innet?

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>clip

i'm too good looking to be a heem poster.

>>154222539
Yuor no Finland pal

raptors are in the playoffs
heems for this emotional feeling?

When will the 2Straws podcast upload anorthr video to youtube

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>>154222634
I don't know, soon hopefully I wanna hear Angela Hill talk about her husband's big Scottish cock some more

>>154221702
Fuck Dana

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Finally get the UFC Avengers dream team together and Dustin shows up belligerent drunk, interrupting everyone and touching bros tits smgdfh

>>154222687
Why wuold you want to hear that b

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>>154222691
GODna owns your scum filth maggot bussy playa!

>>154222711
Anon that's the appeal

>>154222714
What?

>>154222711
>thomas
>masvidal
>diamound
>wide man
Thomas is the only HOFer there

https://streamable.com/5cs5sq

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*enters thread*

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>>154222776
*blocks everything*

>>154222731
What

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crazy that this doo is the same weight class as hokit

>>154222807
Bruh 2 straws podcast

>>154222833
Its good manhave you ever listened? They have good insites

>>154222879
Angela Hill talks about how she loves white cock in that show

>>154222711
I'd pay to not see Dustin and Jorge.

Next two events are dogshit

>>154223024
Power Slap on the 17th

prates is heeming smega della negga

>>154223024
Cope has alerady begun for Mallotts donimation I see

>Mallott
Who's that you fucking retard?

>>154223024
Canada always gets horrible cards

>>154223096
What

Mallott? The guy who got finished by Magny? That Mallott?

BEAST of a fighter B

>>154223096
Mike Malott is a Canadian professional mixed martial artist competing in the UFC Welterweight division, known by the nickname "Proper." Born on November 7, 1991, in Burlington, Ontario, he holds a professional record of 13 wins, 2 losses, and 1 draw, with victories by knockout, submission, or decision. As of April 2026, he is currently on a three-fight win streak following a unanimous decision win over Kevin Holland on October 18, 2025, and is scheduled to face Gilbert Burns in a headlining bout on April 18, 2026.

>>154223138
Let his ingorant ass know b thank you

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>>154223113
>Mallott? The guy who got finished by Magny?
Yes, that is correct While Mike Malott did suffer a TKO loss to Neil Magny at UFC 297, arguing him as the "bad vs good" requires looking at his overall trajectory, incredible finish rate, and ability to learn from adversity. Based on his performance up to April 2026, Malott is a dominant force in the making.
Here is the argument for Mike "Proper" Malott:
Exceptional Finishing Ability: Before the Magny fight, Malott had finished every single opponent in his UFC career (Mickey Gall, Yohan Lainesse, Adam Fugitt). He is a specialized finisher with 11 of his 13 wins coming by stoppage (5 KO/TKO, 6 Submissions).
Dominance Before the Setback: In the Neil Magny fight, Malott was not being outclassed; he was dominating. He was up 2-0 on all scorecards and had Magny in trouble before fatigue and a veteran comeback from Magny changed the outcome in the final 15 seconds.
Resilience and Rapid Improvement: Instead of letting the lone UFC setback define him, Malott returned to the win column immediately, defeating Trevin Giles and then knocking out Charlie Radtke in 2025.
Elite Competitor: Following the Magny fight, Malott continued to fight top-level competition, defeating Kevin Holland in late 2025 and earning a main event spot against former title challenger Gilbert Burns in 2026.
High-Level Coaching Background: Before his UFC rise, Malott was a renowned coach at Team Alpha Male, training fighters like Urijah Faber and Cody Garbrandt, giving him a technical IQ that matches his physical abilities.
The Magny fight was a valuable lesson in managing energy at the highest level, and Malott has shown the grit and finishing prowess to be considered a future elite contender rather than just a prospect.

zahabi is the real canadian prospect

The dude who got finished by Neil Magny? For sure he's a beast of a prospect be

AI users are subhuman.

>>154223177
zahabi will get heemed by fucking chito vera

>>154223196
No, users of AI are not subhuman. The term "subhuman" in this context appears primarily as hyperbolic rhetoric used by some individuals to express intense disapproval of AI usage or to describe specific AI-generated content, rather than as a factual assessment of human worth.

>>154223175
how do you say duct tape in chinese?

>>154223217
管道胶带

>>154223175
>High-Level Coaching Background: Before his UFC rise, Malott was a renowned coach at Team Alpha Male, training fighters like Urijah Faber and Cody Garbrandt, giving him a technical IQ that matches his physical abilities.
i actually didnt know that

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aint readin all that shit b

>>154223226
愿云层向你倾降布兰奇菲尔德的尿雨。

>>154223243
这是我们死后升入天堂时都应该得到的财富

bless u

Bro STOP going full force, you're smacking my fucking knuckles

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>>154223282

>>154223113
>>154223175
Burns finished Magny

>>154223311
malott will finish burns. screencap this. not because he's so good or anything, but gilbert is washed now.

>>154223175
Fucking godlike post hoyl FUCK

>>154223341
I dont know I'm starting to smell an upset, Gilbert has been losing to champs and contenders, who has Malott beat? other than Holland he has no good wins, he has been fighting bums

>>154222947
>statue of limitations in your path

>>154223394
that's true, but the damage he took in those ones seemed to have a cascade like effect, because in each loss he looked worse and worse. i think we'll find that those contenders will be exposed, as brady already has

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>>154222947

Canadians run weem

>>154223474
all of these posts are actually just me, i have schizophrenia

even this one is

This oen too

So Yan is still Ducking Merab huh, i suppose he can run forever.

Cant wait till we whip out our Canadian dicks out and jizz all over the white house when Aiemann Zahabi does it

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>>154223175
>>Mallot, the guy who got finished by magny?
>yes that is correct-
I think I've read enough playa!

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>>154222039
Bapa still has the hip rotation intact, peach

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>>154223669

TJ motherfucking Dillashaw

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>>154223440
Talmbout statue of limitations?

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>>154223669
A small skid in a sea of wins b, Mallot was winning that fight before that small fumble, it's better to make a mistake like this early in his career than do it against a top 10 nightmare gatekeeper, he readjusted his game

when DA BLVK BEAST heemed Hokit, imma call him Hoebitch, patent pending.

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>>154223778
>A small skid in a sea-
I'll stop you right there playa! We'll call it like it is: "A stoppage loss to past-his-prime Neil Magny". Unc put a whoopin on that boy.

>>154221903
Ulberg is out for 10+ months. Who cares what he wants

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>>154223832
Strict but fair

everyone in britain looks like tom aspinall

>>154223884
nah, fuck that!

UFC was so much better before that fat orange bitch started going to fights. Unnecessary sideshow and he doesn't even give a shit about the sport

>>154223920
ye its like a circle jerking cuck fest when he rolls in
HOW GAY!

ufc 327 was the worst performing UFC in the Kaseya Arena ever.
https://www.essentiallysports.com/ufc-mma-news-miami-gives-dana-white-a-reality-check-as-ufc-327-gate-attendance-revealed/
UFC is dying

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>drumpf

>>154224034
It's crazy the event of the year didn't sell yet garth vs paddy sold out, maybe cazzies don't deserve good fights afterall

>>154224034
>UFC is dying
so r u
now shut the fuck up

>>154224075
>First event of the year, two massively popular fighters, strong undercard, in Vega
vs
>random numbered event in a sea of low value, unimportant cards, Jiri vs a guy people don't know and the UFC doesn't promote, busy fight on the card fell through, Miami card with no Cholos

Trumpiggies oink for humiliation.

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talmbout?

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2 months until we enter the Gaethje era.

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>>154224105
>strong undercard

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this is like some game of thrones shit low key
who is the rightful king of the throne?

>>154224195
Rocky really should have slapped the shit out of her imagine letting a woman shout at you that another man is your better couldn't be me

Make the muuuusic with your mooouuuth babe

>>154224288
It's better to have no one believe in you and against all odds, the doubters and the critics, you triumph proving them all wrong, inversely the worst thing that could happen is everyone believing in you and you have an easy win laid out for you yet you fumble disappointing all the believers

>>154224365
talmbout song yadong?

>>154224287
Ilia is the real BMF, Max gave it away when he backed down at the start of the fight

>>154224034
Good. Maybe they'll stop being greedy fucks with $500 nosebleed tickets

>>154224287
cody garbrandt

Why didn't Jiri just win?

I don't heem hoes, got heemed by the stripper
I'm rich, bitch
You can call me Jiri the Ripper

>>154224474
some dudes cant fight a defenseless opponent. same shit as when nate rocked leon and told him to put his guard up before he engaged.

Carlos Ulberg would shatter Alex Pereira's jaw

>Islam was sleeping while WH card was being negotiated
>Trump was flirting with brown boys while Iran negotiations were going on

>>154224488
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

>>154224474
literally zero killer instinct, man calls his pregnant wife in to kill spiders

>>154224425
Correct take.

>ilia is true BMF
>islam is lineal BMF
just one more reason to make the fight
shame pigslam keeps ducking

>>154221903
Costa going on a legendary streak against Russian fighters

farted myself awake

Islam is taking a nap? Guess we have to skip the best fight ever and book Garth instead.

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If you interrupt your siesta to answer dana and hunter, you are a fucking cuck dude, it's a sign the matchmakers have you by the balls

>>154224646
>to answer dana
RETARD ALERT
RETARD ALERT

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>Responding to third world flags or European flags (same thing.)

>>154224646
nice image

>>154224651
Are you that retard that said "Dana doesn't do anything"?

obviously we all want to see ilia vs islam but it deserves to be on a real card and not dookie diaper donnie's birthday bash

plus it would be retarded to not have an american in the main event even if he is getting heemed dead in 30 seconds

K-pop for men.

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>English flag covering for Islam ducking
colour me surprised

a passive aggressive australian gee what a surprise

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>THIRDIE FUMING AND COMING TO THE AID OF ONE OF HIS INVADER BROTHERS WHEN THE CHARACTER OF HIS HERO IS ATTACKED

the femoid cunt is turning red now years of being a layabout on the beach eating barbies taking it's long awaited toll

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He's absolutely BOILING now but still can't even muster up the courage to reply to me directly.

>>154224879
You're a pussy ass bitch!

fucking rinkydink website goes down midfight and now some somali finnpersonator is getting involved urho wept

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Took him 2 hours to muster up the courage to reply to me lol.

Finbros....

see what you did abdi god damn it

Get him Cloz!!

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Rogan still hasn't apologized to bapa for ripping him off

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haven't felt shame this strong since i read the morning papers

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Raped faggot.

RAPED FAGGOT!

YOU'RE A RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!

YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!

YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!

RAPED BITCH!!!!

RAPED BITCH!!!!

EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE RAPED BITCH!!!!

RAPED FAGGOT!!!!

YOU GOT FUCKING RAPED!!!

Jari Haltsonen, people forget man, peach of a prime minister

i am about 70-80% jari is the alt of a troublemaker i know but the confession is yet sired, the level of independent thought feels alien

Will burns keep the gate shut or will Mallott blast through it? Find out next time on dragon ball z!

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mallott finna fuck burns up ongg

sat so long on the jiri my leg did an ulberg

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heem cloudflare

>>154224649
paulo's head kicks are pure kino

Jiri is ranked 3 including Pereira

spammy aka the fed is going to be so mad

can't stand dc

why doesn't HW (the biggest division) simply eat all the other small divisions? is it stupid?

Daniel Cormier's natural 7'000ng/dl testosterone levels

>>154225127
He was cutting. They aren't looking at fighter's testosterone to epitestosterone ratios during weight cutting, they're looking at other levels and checking for other anomalies for those.
The test will show T-E ratios, but they ignore that part of the tests during weight cut because everyone's test/epitest levels are completely out of wack and more concentrated when they're that dehydrated.

Which dbz fight is Jiri vs ulberg?

When Joshua Can gets fraud checked by Taira how quick will it be

>>154225108
Heavyweights would get their asses handed to them by lhw and mw fighters who don’t have to cut weight

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the wonk on this cunt

Tuporia can heem most heavyweights

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Welcome to the Ulberg era

>>154225248
I already welcomed myself to the ulbger era

Donald Trump was front and center for the Ulberg Era, where the fuck were you?

*heems you so fucking hard you enter the ulberg era*

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>>154225272
Yeah i remember you fellow Ulbergian, very few believed in him sadly while cazzies rejected him, s tawlf

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>>154221903
>ducking the rematch with jiri

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i will not follow them

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i will follow Ulberg

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>>154225312
youre awful at this

>>154225298
You could be a model you look so good, you’re too good looking to be a poster. You are some poster.

The Ulberg "Era" is just a prelude for the Costa Era, promised to us 8 years ago by Joe Rogan.

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>>154221867
careful

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ulboig is up there with other light heavyweight champion legends like forest griffin and janitor blackowitz, ufc is fucking dead lmao

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So the Blitzkrieg was there for Ulberg afterall

>>154225355
Old fruit does all this shit only to read out an incorrect result

>>154225375
protect yourself at all times

Ulberg exploited Jiri's one known weakness, the czech hook

Fade away inside leg kick

buffer really is an old fruit drunk too don't forget
>>154225341
care to extrapolate

>LETS GO FOR HUNT
No one likes people who say they're something and aren't that thing

Paulo Cosa Nostra

Aaron Pico is the #13 ranked UFC featherweight.

>>154221903
Trash vs. Garbage

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>both pitbull brothers lost

Who's the most successful glass chin fighter in the mma? Do we have an amir khan?

for me, it's the check axe kick

>>154225479
leon rocky edwards was almost dropped by nate diaz of all people and flirted with championship gold perhaps the phenomenon is a bongish one

>>154225479
Penn

>>154225463
I would genuinely beat the fucking shit out of him. I’m 135, lanky and lean, 6’0 and have a mean right hand. He looks stuck in the mud to my eye. One stiff shot off me and he’ll be faceplanting the canvas.

Rankings update:

Carlos Ulberg in at #15 P4p
Arman Tsarukyan up 2 at #13 P4p
Jack Della Maddalena deranked from top 15 P4p

Aaron Pico in at #13 FW
Patricio Pitbull down 2 at #15 FW
Josh Emmett deranked

Mateusz Gamrot up 1 at #7 LW
Dan Hooker down 1 at #8 LW

Roman Dolidze up 1 at #14 MW
Paulo Costa down 1 at #15 MW

Alex Pereira down 2 at #2 LHW
Jiri Prochazka down 1 at #3 LHW
Jan Blachowicz up 1 at #4 LHW
Khalil Rountree down 1 at #5 LHW
Jamahal Hill up 1 at #6 LHW
Paulo Costa in at #7 LHW
Azamat Murzakanov down 2 at #8 LHW
Dominick Reyes up 1 at #9 LHW
Bogdan Guskov down 2 at #10 LHW
Volkan Oezdemir down 2 at #11 LHW
Aleksandar Rakic down 1 at #12 LHW
Johnny Walker down 1 at #13 LHW, tied with Nikita Krylov
Alonzo Menifield in at #15 LHW
Zhang Mingyang deranked

Josh Hokit in at #5 HW
Curtis Blaydes down 1 at #6 HW, tied with Serghei Spivac
Rizvan Kuniev down 1 at #8 HW
Derrick Lewis down 1 at #9 HW
Ante Delija down 1 at #10 HW
Tyrell Fortune down 1 at #11 HW
Marcin Tybura down 1 at #12 HW
Tallison Teixeira down 1 at #13 HW
Shamil Gaziev down 2 at #15 HW
Valter Walker deranked

Tabatha Ricci up 1 at #7 SW, tied with Amanda Lemos

rank my balls across your forehead

>>154225560
I would beat your fucking ass bitch

Finland has never had a ranked fighter in the UFC.

There are currently no representatives of Finland signed to the UFC.

It has been over a decade since a native Finn fought in the UFC.

>>154225566
i sincerely and facetiously doubt it pal
*pokes eye*
*cracks chin*
*walks off*

shut up

Carlos Prates will heem that bum JDM in 2 rounds. Vintage CP performance

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Finland has Shavkat, Weili and Shevshenko

>>154225581
*dodges*
*teleports to your front porch*
*leans in to your Ring camera*
*teleports behind you*
*teleports in front of you*
*teleports on ya head*
*while in the lotus position*
*dodges*
*teleports*
*punches you one time, exploding your entire head*
Heh…

>>154225593
factual and dare i say it excellent post we also have heihachi musashi who got jiri heemed

Remember that guy who chugged beer from a shoe every time he won? He was gonna be Heavyweight champion.

>>154221972
If you listen closely, you can hear the windows shut down sound.

>>154225531
>The UFC project that was too shit to be acknowledged as an UFC project: The Tumultuous Tale of Tabatha Ricci
SOON

Smoking that bam bam kush loud pack

>>154225606
Men are so gross

ill take one boiled hamburger

>>154225595
*proceeds to quit on the spot*
*hires andy aspinall and the bald bong to do crisis management pr*
*whines for months about your cheating*
call that shit an aspinall

>>154220756

*hides post*

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Mfw a garth denier smears the upcoming Gaethje era

>>154225723
In another life Usman would still be in africa demanding to see the manager at mcdonalds so he could get a refund on the cheeseburger he bought

*flips the bird*

>>154225679
much like jon jones hides in the closet

ulberg'ed my leg again jiri'ing the unite'd king'dom

Jon Jones closet has glass doors thoughbeit.

Colby:Iran::Usman:USA

no it doesn't

This poo is so hot omg
Its cresting my Khamzat and smokes as it hits the Tillwater

>>154225479
Unironically Islam Makhachev lol. That guy very rarely gets hit clean because his defensive striking fundamentals are extremely sharp and because he actually doesn't like to strike for too long, but whenever he gets hit clean he gets dropped. Volk almost knocks him out in the first fight and he did in fact get knocked out by a random nobody.

owwwwww hothothothothothothothot
Its one cut and ifs abuot 15 inches long so far call that the directnors cut

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>>154225830

Volk taught Islam the meaning of fade away inside leg kick

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The Highlander remake should star Paul Craig

>>154225830
trying adopting a sumo stance as you jiri in the aspinall forward hip thrusts as the zatsplatty pops out your danerhole
thank me later

>>154225848
He folded that ankussy like a pretzel

>>154225947
pozzed his hadithhole spaffed and trashed wouldn't you say sadly in fear

Hard to believe no one's ever been drop kicked in MMA.

>>154225848
The Lowlander starring the Bear Jew

if he would have just called himself "blitz" instead of "bearwani"...

If just one Finn would prove themselves capable in hand to hand combat...

>>154226054
Mr. Finland already did that

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>>154226054
too smart to be fighting for goyFC, im afraid for this to be relayed

>>154225983
Butterbean was dropkicked by Genki Sudo

>>154226087
No wonder he is soft as baby shit if this is what bongs eat after moving the the USA bisping won a title with one eye

>>154225983
absolute fake one, Ikuhisa Minowa used to dropkick everyone, youre a can btw

>>154226109
Based knoweder of history
Is this webzone vrey slow for anyoen else? To post??? We gotta weem Hiroki

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>>154225983
I always think a fighter could deliberatedly spend the entire pre-fight press conference saying "I'll carve my knee into your face like Masvidal", then in the actual fight telegraph the Masvidal knee by laying on the cage and generally imitating his manerisms before he KO'd Askren.

Then running full speed and when the other figher unavoidably leans back (as if saying "really man?" think Sanchez vs Matthews) throw a drop kick instead. I'm sure it'd work.

>>154226128
gayest post of the thread

>>154226128
I keep remembering that time Meng got subbed by that upside down triangle

>>154226128
I think more people need to inplement cerbebral warfare like this. Excellent idea. Much like how I act retraded in fighting games by whiffijg throw an lot then I act smart and win
And hoyl hannh is this shit slow!

>>154226103
There's at least 80 grams of protein there

>>154226178
Executed that freak

>>154226165
yeah it wans't even workign at all earleir it maeks posting an rael drag

>>154226178
Ponytail bros...

My mama kept tellin' me the streets gettin' wild, she ain't know I'm the one that be causin' the ruckus (It's me)
I was gon' leave it alone, but I'm killin' his mama 'cause the bitch keep tryna get justice
Respectfully

I'm young and dumb, nigga, I'll go to the country and have a shootout with a honky
The lil' bitch stank, but you know that I'm gon' still hit her, lil' Vonno, he gon' get funky
I don't wanna slide with the Drac', I can't control it, that bitch got kick like a donkey (Rrah, rrah, rrah)
Niggas be gay, I remember back in the day, he was skippin' the hoes on Monkey (Fuckin' bitch ass)

I got a big penis

the state of this site...
>>154226375
photographic proofs?!?!?

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>>154221702
I said come to Pittsburgh Dana not Philly.

fuck weem

but what if it was a cat

but I did have breakfast this morning

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The gang ain't neurotypical, my bro got autism
She thought he threw up gang signs, it's just my dawg stimmin'
The brain was multisyllable, she put some thought in it
She said she want that hang time, I Tony Hawked in it

>>154226165
That’s what made Conor so dangerous in his prime. It wasn’t the shit talk in the abstract, it was specifically the way it was tooled to affect their performance. That’s why he was “mystic mac”, he would tell them what he was going to do and they’d try to prove him wrong and only prove him right. For instance, telling Mendes yeah you’ll take me down but I’ll eat your shots like candy, butcher you from the bottom while you gas and then KO you inside two. Mendes was like “oh yeah well eat THIS” while Conor egged him on and laughed in his face and whadda you know. Same with Aldo and many others

wrestle my balls across your forehead

Gooby was filming the mewn whilst tripping balls the night Ms Hands took him to court. Makes me laugh thinking his worlds caving in and hes just filming the mewn

>>154227316
An excellent exmample. I would also point out one Roymond Jones Jr vs one James Toney; Roy could trick Tnoy out of his guard by playing to his ego. Or like me when I pertend to be passed out before fights then I get up and punch the back of their head

well it was an unusually large size, comparable even to the las vegas sphere, and occupyied a much lower position in the night sky than you'd expect to be fair to the goobmeister

Who here wants to really talk shop and who wants to show their asshoel

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>>154222687
I want her to do that move at 0:15 on my penis if you know what I mean

i want to talk about paige's vanzanthole

clozzy just wants to talk dirty with his bros it's not gay

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https://x.com/Kick_Champ/status/2042789460488655158

the black guy is def gay, allegedly in my opinion

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>>154221702
Paulo Costa spent the last 6 years being btfo by everyone at middleweight. If he beats a former 205 champion like Jiri or Ankalaev it'll expose the division as a complete joke (and Alex Pereira as a fraud as result of that)

>>154221903
>Lose in 1 minute
>Get a fight "in the works" but never confirmed
>Title shot
Is Ali Abdelazis the GOAT of fighter management?

>>154227777
>quads of truth
mein gott...

>>154221702
This must've been Colby's dream

>>154227801
paulo was just evolving to his modern form no longer rushing in and swinging that reached it peak with izzy and now we are at the culmination of his new forum

>>154227801
pereira came up from middleweight too you fewl how would that make him fraudulent

Paula Costa

Martin Luther had an dream
And that dream took shape as Joe Pyfer

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My Matzah balls!

Sneako got street heemed

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>tryna post on /heem/ rn

aight bros ive sorted out the issue. should be good to post now.

fuck you lying nigga

fuck all to post about anyway

why is everyone glazing the hokkit fight, it was semi entertaining but an absolute slopfest, Paulo but on a fucking masterclass against an undefeated bad boy of the division and definitely deserved fotn

>>154228203
FFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>154228215
casual alert kek

>>154228222
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

>>154228203
Costa did good but he also fought an fat southpaw which works very well in Costas favour. Hokit talked mad shite, fignerd an big black guy multiple tiens and won on WEEMER terms...Costa was great but he didnt commtit to the slopgod as he would maybe most likey lose

>Aspinall out indefinitely
>ulberg out 10+ months
>Khamzat fights once a year
>islam fights every 9-10 months
>ilia fights once a year
>Volk is active but boring
>Yan out 6+ months
>Van is super active but will lose the belt at 328
Hope yall like interim title fights cuz we ain’t getting more than 3 more undisputed fights this year. GRIM state of affairs at the top

>>154228512
You had some ok points but fumbled hard with
>>Volk is active but boring
and
>>Van is super active but will lose the belt at 328
If activity is your issue, then Volk's style is irrelevant. You expose yourself as a seething crybaby that just wants to be upset with that one. In the case of Van, saying he's active is misleading as he gained the belt two months ago when Pantoja broke his own arm in the first 30 seconds of the fight. You should take more time on your posts and not let your personal feelings on fighters cloud your stances.

>>154228203
murzacanov was always an overhyped shitter

>>154228568
Volk is boring as fuck. No one besides Aussies and Luke Thomas tryhards want to watch him fight
Van won the belt 4 months ago. He’s literally the most active fighter on the roster.

You are a massive faggot. You are not as smart as you think you are.

>>154221702
Nobody is talking about how Ulberg knocked jiri out with one punch one one leg and jiri had no chance in that fight. Jiri felt bad for him my ass. Like it would have made a fucking difference. Jiri probably would've died in that fight if ulbergs knee didnt blow out.

yjk khabib haunts goobeys dreams and nightmares, and day dreams, and day nightmares, and wakefulness

Volkanovski volume punches guys to a decision while leveraging his superior footwork = boring
Van volume punches guys to a decision while leveraging his superior footwork = exciting

You know sometimes I think you guys have the memory of a goldfish and your opinion on a fighter is entirely informed by whatever you saw in their last fight, but then you spam some dumb fucking clip from 10 years ago to explain why a good fighter is actually bad