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Paulo?
Paulo heems.
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Disgusting deformed wonk snout piggy
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BUHBUHBUHBUHBUH
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Wait…. The White House card is actually happening?
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lightweight used to be THE division but its gonna be so fucking shit once the uncs retire. even fucking GAMROT the jobber is assraping the new prawlspects. just a complete downgrade in every level. Welterweight is looking like the new glamour division.
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you know its especially bad when Soicano looked like prime BJ Penn vs Duncan. Shartles can unironically go for another 4 years at the top of this division assuming Clitia leaves for boxing. the current crop is beyond shit
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>>154235045
Have you considered that light weight from 2014 to 2020 was the golden era of the division and was the strongest generation of fighters MMA has ever seen
Khabib, Conor, Poirier, Gaethje, Alvarez, RDA, Barboza, Ferguson, Michael Johnson, and you had Oliveira, Makhachev, Dariush, and then like in the wings
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You're telling me that Moicano, a guy who's been in the rankings for ever and has performed well against top guys, and Gamrot, a guy who has been in the rankings forever and has performed well against top guys, are actually good?
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Dookie Dan was able to pass through the Gamrot gate
2025 Dariflush was able to pass through the Soicano gate
These newfaggot prospects are getting kept by fucking baby safety gates kek. i have to give patty the shatty that, atleast he made it to an actual proper gatekeeper
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>>154235045
>muh prawlspeggs losin to uncs. but back in my day-
Back in your day, the uncs you idolize now all lost to guys worse than gamrot when they were up and coming prospects. Most of them were journeymen. Just shows how much of a cazzie you unironically are.
Poirier was on a 5 fight winstreak then got subbed by Korean Zombie. Heemed by michael Johnson who was in his 30s. Gaethje lost to Eddie Alvarez and has never won more than 4 in a row, and he only did that once.
Gamrot is 35, not old for lightweight. He was the one constantly taking down Arman (even though arman got back up and I think he should have won). A striker like Ribovics was always going to lose this fight.
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Clitia does.
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Ilia wouldn't go to the second round with Dan Hooker
Ilia didn't barely squeak out a controversial split Decision against Oliveira
Ilia wouldn't get wobbled by Joaquim Silva (WHO?)
Ilia wouldn't go the distance with and lose to Gamrot
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>Ilia wouldn't get wobbled b-*ACK*
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>Chatri is suing Rodtang for contract breaches and defamation, seeking approximately 641 million Thai Baht (20 million USD).
>ONE Samurai main event might not happen or Haggerty gets bumped to main event.
Great plan, Emperor Chatri.
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jai herbert
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Adriano Martins?
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>>154235542
>BBC homing instincts activate!
Lil pigga tried to go for the suckle onG
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Stop running Pigslam
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Jiri showing mercy :)
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>>154235588
Let’s go for ACK
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jireddit pointed to the floor and then immediately went back to evading and kicking the leg on the outside when the BBC Jag accepted to fight in the phone booth with him
hes a larper and a coward and got literally the worst outcome possible because of his cowardice. either he went full cobra kai and heemed his remaining leg and then deleted him , or he accepted the samurai duel by pointing down and standing there and got heemed honourably. instead he got heemed dishonourably by trying to be unmerciful with ruthless leg kicks but still got flatlined because he's shit. HWNBAS
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>>154235701
DDPiggy president goons for anything black or brown.
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Dingleberry Dana will change the diarrhoea depends.
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Absolute state of this shit. The UFC needs to stop leaving the US. They have so many shit fighters that are only on the roster to pad out numbers when they're in Australia, Canada, England, or Mexico.
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>>154235353
KEK
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I am spinning my official UFC POOP HOUSE diapers (3kt gold) around my head like a helichopter! DANEH GIV ME SEX BONUS DUHDUHDUH
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Pigslam's bacon cave has collapsed
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>>154235568
Talmbout Arman? The guy who lost to Gamrot and Shartles GODliveira? Never see Ilia like this....
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>Aye its UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbRl7k9Hfbg
All about respect. That's what's up. It's all love. Big opportunities. Big challenges. Gotta respect that. Nothin but respect here. It's about respect. Gonna put on a show for us. 2 competitors mono e mono. Ngannou vs Lins: Legends with big respect. Even if Ngannou admits he would rather be fighting a bigger name but it's still respect, can't be lookin past him. Diaz vs Perry: DOGS. Nothin against each other, simply best vs best. They gonna put on a show. Carano vs Rousey: ICONS. Respect and Love between these two ladies, but at the end of the day? Questions must be answered. But it's all respect in the end of the end of the day.
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Aw jeez dude... it's not a good look bubba. Water we dune.
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Welcome to the Ulberg era.
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2 months until we enter the Gaethje era.
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I bet he is honestly terrifying to be inside a locked octagon with a real life action Bronson if you will
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Should have been a ryan hall thread
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fighters for this feeling?
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waht the fuck is up with the flagles posts earlier
waht the fuck is going ON man
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Aside from Schaub, any other gnostic fighters
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Schaub achieves gnosis on live video:
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>>154239423
i know lots about books. sissyphus tried fucking his niece then he tried fucking some mermaids then he got sent to hell. point is, there is no point. go back 3000 years and bring anybody you find that trained pankration back to now and Jon heems. its levels but its not deep. a metaphor you cant comprehend thats for certain
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Same exact questions as last months press conference.
Why are they do the retardedd /box/ marketing strat of these shit pressers so far away from the fight? All it does is make me think the fight is going to be this weekend then when I see it's still a month away it pisses me off and I'm less interested each time. Still don't even know or care when the card takes place so it doesn't even help with that.
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>this is the danger
>no one wants to fight Ryan Hall
>Ryan hall has him, it's over for Ilia
It's funny Rogan's best comedy bit was his commentary during the Topuria Hall fight and the Schaub bit he stole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJDCv0JVUUo
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>>154239535
Leave her. The fuck. Alone.
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Excellency
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>>154235562
Rodtang can't even keep his story straight.
You come at the king you best not miss. You play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bite the hand that feeds, you're going to get put down...
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>>154240567
Shut the hell up!
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>>154233500
Who is the GOAT of MMA journalists and why is it MMA Joey?
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>>154242060
Joey derangement syndrome
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yes
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StrickBEAST is gonna gape Kadyrov's bottom bitch's bacon hole so wide that his tiny Checuck cock will never be able to feel anything up there again
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Tomala doesn’t fight
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People forget man, Shota Sean’s papa porked, packed, pozzed, stretched and spunked xer in a double dip dead daddy steatorrhea soaked strickdown
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Medically induced chills.
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Lucky piggies.
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>>154242588
Troonmala is a piggy.
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Oh dear oh dear this piggy is getting so plumb for xher BBC beating
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PREGNANT ALERT
PREGNANT ALERT
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NO FOLLOW
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>>154243026
Cloza has stds now >>154230606
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>>154243111
The next pandemic is growing in Clozapozzed’s fupa I fear
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>>154243150
Maggot minge Aspiggy, sadly
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like 1/2 the world has herpes i think. consider the hardwork and dedication it takes to make it to the ufc. to be a top 100 fighter in the world in your weight class. you telling me they dont get more pussy than your average joe? you telling me the probably dont all have herpes? same thing with presidents, ceos. herpes isnt a big deal. you dont have to tell people you have herpes
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>>154243133
Damn ig the sun doesn't shine in helskini, i fear
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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>there are people on the internet who try to forge careers in the field of "predicting MMA fights"
>some of these people are predicting Mitch Raposo to win a fight this weekend
I've seen Mitch Raposo fight and he is fucking shit, what's going on?
is "Allan Nascimento" worse than he seems? He choked out a couple of low level guys and out-grappled THE PASTOR Jafel Filho, how does a shitter like Raposo avoid getting strangled?
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Bruh its got like a 30 degree arc over a span of multiple inches
Thats a girthy cock you retards
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i watched this 4 times and didnt notice. why are you niggas cockwatching?
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Bible posting is the next /heem/ standard, it will defeat the gay posting
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Me and the heem bros
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Once you go to men and you get comfortable with it, you completely stop thinking about women. It's like wearing those glasses in the "they live" movie. Suddenly no woman seems worth it. No ass matters. No amount of thickness can make their awful personalities worth it. You can get your dick sucked by a man in a gloryhole at a moments notice. He will worship you. He will thank you for the cock.
That's power.
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Pussy is a gross festering mess, ass is a perfect circle
I had this 10/10 school teacher tranny that was early 20s, holy shit woah, I really fuck some hot trannies
But she was post-op, I was disappointed
The little tiny cock is way hotter than any vagina
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>>154243993
Ive had 5 men in the last week talk about my cock like it's God's gift to Earth
In this time I've rejected 3 women, 2 of them neighbors
I could not fucking imagine wasting even a minute with a woman at this point
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What the hell?
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https://youtu.be/o2-nYHfPBRc
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You're learning about life today
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>>154244107
i done seen boondocks nigga
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59 days until Gane fights.
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>great deals on delicious meals in YOU PATH
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>>154244299
Costurd prefers black daddies
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>>154244348
Time truly is a flat circle
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im seeing trouble
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>>154244380
TITORITO'S, ASSEMBLE!
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>>154244365
Daddysanya won.
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>>154244419
me sons...
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>>154244486
JiRoevWade calls him Uldaddy…
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>hidden post
hey spammy what retarded shit are you saying today? oh wait I cant see it ahahahahahah
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Plus he only looks like he's about 17
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>canada is here
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Imagine being a UFC champion and you're still dependant on pajeet/paki socialized healthcare lmfao thank GOD I'm not British.
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We cannot follow them.
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Big George would make Aspinal curl up and quit faster than Curtis did him.
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aha boy those Reebok days, those were the best!
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>>154244873
>Ugly Fat Cuck heavyweight champion of the world
Correct
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>>154244954
That's the type of thought you keep to yourself pal.
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>What's your job that lets you post here all day every day like this?
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>>154245095
me I'm a model for alpha nail
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