>no Flames or Islanders edition
holy super duper cringe

Good job retard

Tickets for game one are almost $300 so I guess have to go to game 2 which are like $120

>>154244703
They’ll get enough threads this summer

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Would you give them your stick?

I know Utah has a team but it still feels like they don't

>>154244711
go kings go ducks go nuckies

>>154244719
Lewd

>bracket in OP
Chambers bros... what will we sperg out about now...

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the hurricanes are deploying a boston dynamics robodog knockoff to hunt down and kill fans of the opposing team at their home games this year

>>154244743
can it skate?

>>154244720
They already feel more legit than the kraken

>>154244719
Imagine a man at PWHL game with a sign "ill do two minutes in your box"

Carolina Hurrigays

>>154244720
it's their generic-as-fuck jerseys
they still feel like fake placeholder, and so the whole team does too

>>154244771
Heated rivalry and TikTok have grown the game

>>154244771
>San Jose
Those are men

>>154244786
Good post

>>154244771
Depends if he's handsome or a gremlin

hurricanes are lame

>>154244797
I wish they used more unusual colors like purple or brown

>>154244786
bad post

>>154244818
worse post

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>>154244690
DO NOT show yer face in /cric/

>>154244830
it would take at least 3 fully grown mammoth to equal the destructive power of a hurricane

>>154244830
Hurricanes are easily the coolest natural disaster

>>154244837
Will do

>>154244845
perhaps even more than that

Sebastian Aho more like Sebastian Gay-Hole cuz he likes buttsex lmao

>Sat play off games set for 3pm, 530pm, and 8pm
>Sun play off games all set for 1pm

Nigga wtf. Spread that Sunday shit up. It's the weekend for fucks sake

>>154244850
>Typhoon
>Tsunami
>Volcanos
All cooler and that's just what comes to mind immediately

>>154244872
DM me on sunday. So i don't forget. It's convenient time for me.

>>154244875
>Typhoon
literally just a hurricane, yellow man

>>154244875
>Tsunami
waow wowwww just a big wave who gives a shit

>>154244875
>Volcanos
yeah, pretty cool, but too rare

>>154244875
>Typhoon
literally the same thing as a hurricane
>Tsunami
those are scary and kill people, not the vibe were looking for
>Volcanos
yup because north carolina is well known for their active volcanic activity

>>154244850
natural disasters are all gay except volcanoes

>>154244872
But Adam silver has some slop for the goys planned that day

carolina sand fleas

>>154244872
usually i'd agree but it's cool i'll get to watch the knights and mania live :)

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>>154244871
cope he has a wife (female) and kids
most of /hoc/ doesn't even have that

When Gary opens the Icelandic market we will get our Volcanoes

>>154244894
>>154244897
Seething hill billys

>>154244894
>>154244897
>Hurricane
>Hurricane Japan
The winner is obvious

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Why are all the new female fans Sharks fans? Everyone says Heated rivals. I've never seen it, does it revolve around the Sharks?

>>154244913
Thats more than crosby

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>>154244938

>>154244875
Volcanoes only play at home and don't show up to away games

>>154244946
tv guys are engineers now? as an actual engineer, this shit pisses me off. everyone is a fucking engineer now. janitors are engineers. truck drivers are engineers. the lunch lady is probably a nutritional engineer.

>>154244948
seriously, is that dude gay?

>>154244946
They like celebrini and smith, the new faces of the league

>>154244872
based gary giving europoors some evening ploff games

>>154244968
More so a technician I think. Also fuck engineers you guys are retards.

>>154244956
u ignoramus

>>154244719
You think they get all worked up and horny watching their favorite players in person than go home and work off that steam together?

>>154244972
Crosby is too autistic for sex

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>>154244719
there has to be a limit
ewwww

>>154244999
>fuck engineers you guys are retards
kek based

>>154244872
they're not all at 1pm, you silly bitch
that's a place-holder time. the start-times haven't been announced yet.

thread is already absolutely shit

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>>154244719
trad af

>>154245070
Just like my islanders

>>154245070
This post is a natural disaster

how are volcanoes not gay

>>154244999
if you work in the trades you are only alive because someone smarter than you (me, the engineer) made sure of it
hate us all you want but you guys dont know shit about how things work lmao

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>>154245070
/hoc/ is saving its best posts for Saturday

>>154244946
Cope, TNT says their numbers in the vital Women age 2+ demo are UP

>>154245070
taking a shower then goin to work

>>154245096
no its not

>>154244690
Cute grils, 2bad they're cringe af

>>154244968
What kind of engineer are you? A sanitation one?

>>154244956
it do be like that. manfried has cashed in on his zips why hasn't gary yet?

>>154245134
Gary needs to schedule an exhibition game in Sapporo

Crazy how the overdrive crew can spend hours bitching about the leafs every single day and seemingly never get tired of it

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oh jen

>>154245127
nuclear

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>>154245140
They should have an annual preseason series in Hokkaido; they love ice hockey there

>>154245192
Oh shit it's tyler folse

>>154244946
forbes duthie lying on the bed in his underpants as a guy fixes the tv?

>>154245192
Just like Homer Simpson

>>154245206
Chad

i look like homer simpson

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>>154245235
And how are you holding up?

>>154245235
What’s it like being a powerlifter?

>>154245235
You may want to get checked for jaundice

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>>154245235

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>mfw mammies beat ass all the way to gary cup final

boomerfags OUT
zoomerchads IN

>>154245182
Jen

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>>154245343
https://youtu.be/uj4551M2Qjk

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three of teams made the ploffs

>>154245394
>having more than one team
Shut the fuck up

>>154245404
cope tranny

>>154245394
You’re a team slut >:(

>>154245406
We don’t cope here

>>154245206
Looks like a jeet too

>>154245425
they are in florida now too?

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McLegitPissed dogwalks ep40 tonite

>>154245529
mcdavid gets so mad he jams his stick up his own ass in a retard rage

conbust McBustshit lmao kwab no cups lmao

>>154245543
Jen

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>>154245555
shutup retard

>>154245555
If snow is possible where you live, a stsnley cup is not

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>>154245555

>>154245235
I kind of have the same hair and slackjawed expression as young homer simpson

>>154245619
do they ever talk about Our Sennies during parliament

>>154245619
shud ave cancelled your cable plan a long time ago

>>154245619
cope + elbows up

>>154245619
Subscribed
Filler shit like this makes PM questions worthless

>>154245630
no usually they just tell lies and talk shit about each other. it's actually really pathetic.

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>>154245653
wow its literally /hoc/

>>154245619
damn i didnt know retards actually paid to watch cspan

>>154245674
good thing it's free on youtube

>>154245685
so you support the globohomo companies that pay the politicians to keep you out of work too lol

dude I can't wait for these retards to separate themselves from this country

>>154245668
JEN

mania this weekend bro's

>>154245619
Where's the lie

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Is it ever appropriate to rub your butt on your “friend’s” lap?

>no HNIC to start the ploffs
Gary is so cringe, and he doesn't care about us at all.

>>154245764
all the boys wanna be close to mitchie

>>154245766
>caring about post-rogers HNIC

>>154245758
dont think connor mcgregor plays hockey mate

>>154245806
sounds like an irish
disgusting

>>154245775
Its tradition

>>154245831
It stops being tradition when a soulless corporation like Rogers buys it

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>Connor Bedard says he’d be honored if the Blackhawks made him captain. He isn’t politicking for it, but he says he feels he would be ready for that responsibility if given it.

>>154245846
if your captain is zestin' it up, do the others also have to become zesty?

>>154245854
its tradition

will vegas vs utah be one of the lowest watched nhl playoff series of all time?

>>154245846
Achievable natty?

>>154245887
nah that will be ottawa/carolina

>>154245887
Hopefully the Mammoth sweep 'em.

>>154245887
Vegas likes hockey and Utah is starting to like it

>>154245948
gays and mormons go to Hell kwab

>>154245954
that's rough

>>154245954
>Dumbass

>>154245954
cap space for skinngod?

>>154245959
Do they go to the same hell or do they at least get seperated first

>>154245887
Lightning/Carolina was a pretty bad slop fest

>>154245887
Nobody watches or cares about the first round

>>154246003
Cope, I do.

>>154246013
I got news for your pal you're a nobody

>>154246016
why are you so pissy nigga

>>154246003
it's the only good round

i prefer the second round where everyone's desperate and the losers are mindbroken

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Hey guise,
I hear Hartford is going up against the Quebec Nordiques in the playoffs. Should make for some good hockey! Francis and Dineen are healthy again, so my money's on the Whalers.

>>154246017
Some canadian that watched his team all year is making fun of me who only shows up to watch mine in may

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>>154244837

>>154246003
I watch it

DROP THE FUCKIN PUCK GARY

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making a burger and having onion rings as my side

>>154246113
didn't ask

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stop it retard
>>154242477
>>154243995
>>154244411

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am i supposed to feel bad for SHATNAR?

>>154246119
hampage got cancelled

based lachlan cancelled slopdown and dronies have been coping ever since

nyla the tranny has aids lmao

>>154246113
What about waffle fries?

thought i had a kissing bug roaming around in the back yard and did some googling and thought it was and smashed him, turns out it is one that look similar but eats pine cones, Sorry little guy.

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>>154246298
You should be more careful anon, he deserved to live

We don't say the j slur here

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>>154244719
Me

>>154246377
Nah total bug death

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reminiscing about the 2024 oilers cup run. shit roster with the craziest peaks. they had aura like no other.

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Soon.

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>>154245954
Never forget the selfless acts he took to bring awareness to himself.

>Open to legal residents of the 50 US/DC, CA, BG, CN, CZ, DK, FI, DE, NL, NO, SK, SE, CH or the UK (excluding Northern Ireland),
What are all of the abbreviations?

>>154246462
>log into hoc
>xhe rb posting pics of kids again

>make 1 post
>canacuck is seethin' and replyin' already.
Every. Single. Day.

>n-no u
KWAB + bud1

mitch won too so did dirty dom and copey

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Yawn. Anyways. 2014, 1993.

>>154246505
ya fuckin boring kid

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left: got tickets, crohn's free
right: lost to bud, crohn's

>>154246511
nah you are.

>>154246474
>Open to legal residents of the 50 US/DC, CA, BG, CN, CZ, DK, FI, DE, NL, NO, SK, SE, CH or the UK (excluding Northern Ireland),

DCmerica, Camerica, BGerica, CNerica, CZica, DKerica, Finlandamerica, Demerica, NLerica, NOmerica, SKerica, SEica, CHerica, Muslimtown

Hoping for many goals tonight and many injuries to playoff teams that aren't sitting their starters.

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>>154244771
this would be my sign

>>154246534
LOSER

>>154246528
I want to live in Finlandamerica so badly bros.

>>154244719
RUDE and inappropriate.

>>154246494
I want to see a buffalo vs utah final

>>154246547
Finn american population swap and we get draft rights to all their 'nens

>>154246552
*heems you*
sucks to suck nigger

>>154246505
you have to be 18 to post on this board

>>154246562
literally who?

>>154246534
Hoping for Ducks win, Kings win and Oilers loss for maximum lelz

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>The last time the Habs faced the Lightning in the playoffs

>>154246562
my debbies :)))))

>>154246574
retard

>>154246562
>sunny
future's looking bright

>>154246572
You seriously going to card me?

>>154246589
why would the devils hire a retard as a GM?

>>154246596
they didn't, this time

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let's go mammies let's go

more like POO jersey lmao kwab

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>>154245934
his body is a temple untouched by NWO filth. he's the purest virgin in the league.

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>>154246562

>>154246605
Since when is Utah a finn team?

>>154246607
kwab go flames

>>154246596
rutherford was probably bad enough there to never be considered for another job again

>>154246623
KWAB

>>154246616
bullshit.

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I switched from 6mg zyn to 3mg zyn and now I use them twice as fast

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I might have to chuck a sickie on Mundy. This might be the Bruins only game this playoffs

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>>154246626
nvm, fitzgerald, got him mixed up with the canucks colossal retard who shows up in the media every couple months to make everyone mad

>>154246625
So brave. Bet he went and gave gary $300+ more dollars for a new one with some other dude's name on it so he can have that guy's name on his back instead.

>>154246632
>aus bruins fan
How why

>>154246637
This is my video and I ended up coping a fresh Luaghton in the fall after the marner flush

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>Devils finally got rid of Keefe
>they replaced him with a fucking jeet

>>154246642
people move

>>154246631
when I need to calm down I usually just snort a little Ketamine

>>154246655
They saw NYC do it and thought it would be fun!

>>154246655
I meant Fitzgerald derp

sunday is not a good day for hockey

Are you standing on business today /hoc/?

>>154246673
yes it is gary

>>154246673
yes it is fuckface

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>>154246625
they're not happy with matthews either after his interview
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776383053929930.mp4" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776383053929930.mp4

Tusks down :(

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>>154246642
I'm from MA but as the other anon indicated I have indeed moved to the opposite side of the planet

>>154246474
canada, bulgaria?, china, czechia, denmark, finland, germany, netherlands, norway, slovakia, sweden, switzerland

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>>154246655
devils superpower by 2030 saar

It's all the loser teams playing tonight

Are you prepping your bull today /hoc/?

I frequently forget that slovenia exists

I frequently forget that /hoc/ exists

>>154246729
the somalian?

>>154246720
2nd one is actually the globalist capitol.

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>>154246727

>>154246729
>the cow's name is Norman
>you were pulling on his dick

>>154246756
That's belgium retard

>>154246760
exactly. retard.

>>154246760
I miss waffles. I hope he watched sharks hockey

>>154246756
switzerland is last on the list thougheverbeit

>>154246693
At least Nylander is safe from Toronto drunks

>>154246680
I have a lot to do at work

>>154246772
his name is leopold ya fuckin retard

>>154246777
retard

Please God do not let Carolina win the cup.

>>154246832
they're too /weakmind/ for that
gonna get bopped in conference finals again as is customary

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last game of the season for my sharkies starting

>lock yourself into caphell by offer sheeting some busted finn
>only have enough cap space left for brandon bussy
what was the randys end goal again?

fellow sharkies, is our goat macklin the MVP?

Which one of these shit games actually matters for playoff matchups

>>154246889
No playoffs, no Hart. Those are the rules

>>154246903
Ducks@Perds
Kangs@Flames
Cantpucks@Oilers

Edmonton clinches 2nd with a point. Anaheim just needs to match LA's result to avoid Colorado

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MY Duckies working hard to avoid the Avs

>>154246879
eating cock

>>154246929
>avoid Colorado
>avoid
kek. softpusys are an obvious first round exit. Teams should be tanking for the opportunity.

>>154246903
Anaheim and LA win while Edmonton loses in regulation is the funniest possible result tonight
>P2 Ducks vs P3 Kings
>C1 Avs vs WC2 Oilers

>>154246933
Keep it up. My Nuckies will do the rest.

>>154246929
Oh word. Thanks homie.

>>154246758
Why they even called oilers, did your country cancel all it's oil production?

>>154246943
3, maybe 4 after tonight, of those teams have been exposed as fraudulent by the nuckies in the past couple weeks.

>>154246946
>oilers beat avs and lose to wild

Indeed, the funniest

I'd rather see Oilers/Ducks than Oilers/Kings again

watching west side story

Edmonton really wants to get into the 2/3 series since it starts Monday, giving Draisaitl more time

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ep40 will do mcgodvid a solid and let him score 6 goals to steal the rocket from bitchkinnon

art ross, hart, rocket
cup
norris

STACKED

I hope the Avs win the cup so that one spastic Wild fan fucks off.

so let me guess, none of /hoc/s playoff brackets will have any of the wildcards teams advancing to the 2nd round?

my cherny :)

Sybau

>>154246983
The original of course...

>>154246992
Post link I need to sign up

>>154246999
For me, it’s the seasonal cherry Red Bull

>he thinks I'm leaving regardless of who gary awards the cup to
kek.

hey bro's what's up i am at work kwab

>>154246992
I think the sennies can take the randys

>>154247013
yeah. i like musicals and robert wise so this should be fun

>>154247017
nvm it's in the OP. Do I just use my regular email or a temp email?

>>154247025
Have a good shift bro working hard or hardly working haw haw haw

>>154247033
Hell yeah their are some awesome songs like officer krupke

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>i like musicals and robert wise

>>154247052
Musicals are cool if the subject matter is alright

>>154247037
>Got time time to lean you've got time to clean
Faggot boss used to say that to me when I was a literal janny

I fucking hate the Nashville Predators

crack some jokes it's so boring in here

>>154247052
>I like the redditmonton pantsoilers

>>154247065
Sup kyle you hanging in there pal?

How's the boy aquarium looking tonight?

CUS NO ONE WANTS A FELLA WITH A SOCIAL DISEASE

What’s the difference between a hockey team and a hippy chick.

Hockey teams take a shower after three periods.
---
My boss offered me a promotion. He was going to send me to our flagship location in Detroit.

I told him "no way I'm going to Detroit. There's nothing but prostitutes and hockey players up there"

And my boss said "I beg your pardon, my wife is from Detroit."

"Really? What team did she play for?"

https://youtu.be/j7TT4jnnWys?si=Fv37WgSBKjIKj3jp

Give it a listen. You might find it more relatable than you think.

>>154246505
low energy slopaganda. Iranians do it better with the lego

>>154247089
Alright, so there's a three guys, A White guy, a mexican guy and a black guy. They find this lamp and the genie says that he will grant each of them 1 wish...

>>154247089
The Anaheim Ducks

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>>154247095
your bruins are getting a painful bootyfucking in the 1st round
sorry you had to hear it from me

*sad quacking noises*

>>154247052
what do you have against robert wise

>>154247036
Whatever you want. If you want to win actual prizes you may need a real email. If you dont care it doesnt matter. Nobody can see your email, just your username.

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he just tied jumbo

>>154247205
Wow tied for cups too

>>154247205
HOLY BASED NOW HIS LESBO FANS WILL HAVE CELEBRATORY SCISSOR SESSIONS TONIGHT

>>154247205
i knew I was right to trade this twink faggot in my fantasy league before the season started. Won by 55 points, btw.

>>154247208
i'm a fan too y'know

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>>154247208
that's me

>>154247209
Seems like your league was full of retards. Post the rest of your roster now.

>>154247223
>doxx yourself bro
No.

>>154247230
Literally just take a screencap of your roster bro its not that fuckin hard

>>154247111
kek

>>154247239
No. Now stop asking.

>>154247247
Than stop talking about it queermo

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>>154247223
my league

>>154247250
No.

>>154247086
Please do not hate. We are all canucks

>>154247254
Good thing theres a fence between that rink and that school

>>154247254
why so many wearing turbans?

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Yeah we totally aren't winning a single playoff game. This defense has been ass cheeks all year long. Woodcroft should have been fired at the Olympic break and neither of our goaltenders are starter capable. Division in hand 2 weeks ago and they decide to lose 10 fucking straight. Enjoy your first round bye whoever >we play

>>154247264
Hongcouver is over. It is now jeetcouver or Vanjeeter or Vandelhi

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hagen's mom or hagen's sister?