Real new

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2nd for Teddy Blueger.

Bednar back on the bench.

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wtf is his problem, seriously.

I prefer this thread

my avies :)

Trash
We hate the avs here

shall

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our team is shit and run by retards

Lol @ that fags other gay /hoc/ thread no ones in

Mcdavid can;t even get 50 goals this season.

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At least my sharkies are ending on a high note :)

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#LetsGoOilers

>>154248175
He prefers to watch

>>154248156
lack of gay sex from mcdavid

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retards together strong against the somaliant fag
>mild cuck fan gay

A Canadian team winning it all this year. Whos stopping him? Everyone in the playoffs is a shitter.

Ducks losing this in OT for the kings to beat the flames would be very DUCKS

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My kitties are guaranteed a top 10 pick now

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>muhhh softpusies huehuehuehue

>>154248192
yeah it's not looking good

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Post your face when the Ducks win the cup this year.

>>154248156
he is just pissy

What's with all the aves hate lately?

>>154248176
Sharkies have nothing to be disappointed about this season. Celebrini plus the weak Pacific are making everyone forget this was supposed to be another tanking year, not a borderline playoff year.

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Avs bros how we feeling? that hate us cause they anus.

>>154248197
Meanwhile the laffs only have a 42% chance of keeping their pick.

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4chan busted and slow as molasses?

Use the time to sign up for the official FREE NHL official /hoc/ bracket challenge league 2026.

It just takes a minute. It's FREE. You could win bragging rights on /hoc/ and maybe win a prize in the official Gary sponsored contests.

We have 27 entrants so far which is cool, but 40 would be better. Why haven't you signed up yet? You don't consider yourself a top 40 poster in /hoc/? 27 other people think they are smarter than you. You're not smarter than 36 Chambers? Some dude named 36 Wiggers has your number? StarOverTexas99? Some homer is smarter than you? "I AM INDIAN" "Samir1" "bud1_mitch1" you aren't better than these guys? You think you can't beat the Masketta Man? You think you can't beat some retard that calls himself Rodneyy with two Y's? You're don't have more puck knowledge than the guy that calls himself "Frottage Cheese"? You could be the 1 hit wonder that tops the charts, but ya have to sign up.

Make a meme name and prove to /hoc/ how funny you are. Playoffs start Saturday, brackets open Thursday. Get prepared and GET HYPE.

https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788
https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788
https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788

>>154248213
It's just the one guy who does nothing but post about the avs

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Fuck these faggots

>>154248213
dirty cunts

>>154248222
Which is ironic considering how few aves fans there are

>>154248222
No I also hate the avs

>>154248219
Kys

>softpusy victim-complex retard doesn't realize I am the one who posts 45% of /hoc/s post
>h-h-h-he hates my team in particular!!! I'm the real victim here!
kek

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So many guys are "injured" they had to put Victor Ostman in net

>>154248229
Everyone wants to see Crosby's final run

>>154248237
guess ya aint a top 40 /hoc/ poster

>>154248218
And if Florida wins they lose their pick kwab

Thank God tomorow is Friday

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>>154248247
they are coming for Martone

i wanna be like samir when i grow up

>>154248219
I remember back in the day /hoc/ used to get close to 100 people in the bracket

onhockey isnt working properly

>everyone worried about being the #8 seed and playing the sofpusys
>everyone suddenly forgets they hold the record for most 1st round exits in gary's era.
kek

if your bracket finishes lower than samirs how will you cope, dominick?

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#WeWant10

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>>154248245
MAINE MENTIONED :D

McDavid will finish the year with a point in 100% of Oiler wins while also making the playoffs. He is the only player in the 82 game era to do this.

How am I supposed to pick my bracket if the matchups aren't set yet?

>>154248249
Of course not, I'm employed.

>>154248222
Checked
Yeah nah, I hate the fuckin avs and their redditor fanbase.

>won’t get the schedule until after 1 or whatever because Gary is a retard and scheduled the last game of the season for 8:00 local time.

>>154248280
neat

nothing like a woman on the national broadcast to make me appreciate my dogshit local cast :)

>>154248281
brackets should open shortly after tonights games are over

>>154248281
go to sleep for 2 and a half hours, wake up and then set them.

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should have left an empty net after mack got his 3 though.

>>154248281
we really only have friday to decide our brackets

>>154248288
>employed
>doesnt have a workplace fantasy hockey league
yikes

>>154248288
wow that automatically disqualifies you anyways

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>>154248265
i believe you can be a filthy cheater just like samir

>>154248243
is that why nobody here fucking talks about hockey

That's certainly a 4

>>154248293
Previous players

>1980-81 Gretzky (the first year he set the points record)
>some old fucks from before the Hart Trophy even existed and they played a 20 game season and had 2 lines per team

>>154248310
since when does being an employed member of society disqualify one from being an elite /hoc/ poster?

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>>154248301

>get called for a 4-minute high stick
>skate to bench to "hide" from the reffies
What did he think would happen? He's like those retards that run from the cops in a city and think they are some how escaping.

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Utah is the first team since the shootout was introduced to complete a full season without playing in a single shootout

>>154248309
All of my coworkers are more interested in /cric/.

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Buffalo over Boston in 6
Tampa over Montreal in 7
Carolina over Ottawa in 5
Pittsburgh over Philadelphia in 6

>>154248309
They're all footballfags, its annoying.

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Why isn't this buck playing?

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>4 minute power play
Nice, now if only >we could actually score on the power play

>>154248323
>losing bigly
>your twink boifriend gets ridden hard into the boards
>start screeching and go to "save him"
>can't hold your own unless another twink comes and attacks from behind
>still lose the fight and the game
kek. mackbitch.

>>154248331
do you ever see brad marchand while working at tim hortons?

Either

>ducks score to take the lead
or
>we get 4x4 OT
or
>nashville scores shorthanded and I curse the existence of the ducks forever

my avies! :)
blankenburg!

>>154248317
go to bed wagie

>>154248330
very cool

scarrr blankenberg

MY DUCKS

>>154248347
DUCKS SCAAAR AND 2ND MINOR STILL REMAINS

DUCKIES SCORE
DUCKIES TAKE THE LEAD

no one cares about the avs bro

>>154248323
actually slopdown was cancelled

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>muhhhh softpusies
>huehuehuehue see i put an "ies! :)" at the end so that is cute and funny huehuehuehue

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>>154248346
once

DUCKS FLY TOGETHER

wake me up when the kongs game is going into the garyout

>>154248364
many are saying this

>>154248363
half of every thread for the past four months has about the avs

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>>154248345
the shorks have interesting scouting criteria

>>154248370
If ducks win the kings game is pointless

ref chicanery going on in Denver

>>154248309
my coworkers had a march madness bracket

>>154248367
do you think crosby's still mad at them

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OUR San Jose Sharkies :) end the season on a high note and Mack has 115 points.
Maybe Grier will actually get defensemen in the offseason.

>SEA
SEA
07:28
Kraken challenge (Offside), call reversed. No goal
kwasofpusy

>>154248370
Is it still 0-0?

>>154248345
they pretty notably won that game though.

>>154248389
Would you enjoy a gently used Darnell Nurse?

Next year /hoc/ should have a fantasy league

>>154248402
that usually doesn't end well

>>154248345
They won that game, faggot.
Shit gimmick too, the Mildfag doing it is already gay enough you can't just replace Avs seething with another team.

>>154248388
he probably judged mackinnon for missing that goal

calgary's 3rd string goalie is a beast it turns out

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avs love their offsides, but it don't matter, this is a scheduled loss anyway

Dallas should ban mild fans from the arena and kick any out that sneak in. Home games are for home team fans only

>>154248394
no one cares

Refs getting ready for an entire ploffs filled with favourable Oilers calls.

McDavid is going for 140 tonight

>>154248418
just like my islanders

>>154248377
I wonder if any NHL scouts ask prospects to undress

>>154248402
i think the times we tried most people stop caring after like 2-3 weeks

>>154248410
Why do the Wild have you so mindraped?

>>154248418
>lying nigger thinks the truth doesn't matter for its own sake
go back to somalia

>>154248418
you sure seem to
also macklin didn't even start that fight, eklund did

Mildcuck fangays gonna disappear like cockroaches when they lose Saturday. Can’t wait

>kings/avs
>Ducks/oilers

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DUCKS WIN!

softpusys are gonna get 8th-seeded by the Kangz. kek

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>>154248439
QUACK QUACK QUACK

I had to put a $40 bet on Nashville when they were down 4-3 but Anaheim fucking did it

Avs-Knights cup. Bet on this now while it’s cheap

Wow all these Ducks fans were ready to abandon their team a mere 40 minutes ago

They should rest McDavid for the first round

>>154248438
at least we don't have to see kangz vs soilers again

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kek. got them BOILIN' tonight on /hoc/.

>>154248428
I was never good enough to find out but when million dollar signing contracts are at stake surely someone is using that leverage to get peepees in their mouth

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>>154248400
Got anyone less retarded and bald

>>154248449
KWAB

do teams really measures players benis size both flaccid and erect at the scouting combine?

>>154248479
why is he so long?

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NUGE SCAAAARRRR

>>154248458
I was kinda hoping for that or an oiler fail so we got kings/ducks

>>154248454
retard

>>154248470
Spencer Stastney for a 2nd

>>154248486
He's a champion

>>154248435
no one cares

Huomenta but the opposite

>>154248494
maybe you should stop announcing how much you don't care then

>>154248455
Is this your first time posting on spee

>>154248502
No.

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darnell is detroit property

>>154248491
a battle of socal would have been cool

>>154248479
Ducks are such cool animals.

Bet on the Wild winning if you want to lose money.

>>154248485
yup how wouldnyou know without mwasuring it

>>154248493
How about Stastney for a conditional 4th

>>154248454
Ducks vs Pens
Ducks game 7 2nd OT.

>>154248503
Ya this is my 2nd post right now

>>154248484
>exploit gary's love of taking my money
>get the result I want

KWAB (kek what a brilliant)

Pioneers in the house in Denver

>>154248512
they're also yummy

mild cuck fan gay

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Ducks/Oilers was pretty kino last time it happened. That series had amazing game threads.

>>154248439
reffies gifted you game on a silver platter with the double minor

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>grrr! I can't believe that guy that roots for that team I "never think about" got to me again on 4chin's hockey board! grrrrr!
kwasofpusy.

>>154248524
based

>>154248527
I've never eaten one. I'm not sure I could without feeling bad about it.

>>154248517
Only if the condition is that Celebrini is good at hockey and it upgrades to a 2nd

>>154248486
longduck is long

>>154248549
try some peking duck

>>154248541
Next time don't bust someone's face in with a high stick then retard

>>154248541
hah, right, it was the refs...
>>154248532
I remember this

>>154248532
I remember that game as being kino :)

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>sofpusy wants more

Can we please get ONE playoffs without a pedo team please?

who could realistically /heem/ mackinnon for good?

sensies vs randies over 5.5 goals @ 1.74 locking it in right now

>>154248595
Makar with some friendly fire

>>154248589
not in gary's league

>>154248604
Post it in /bet/

McDavid is the 6th player with multiple 90 assist season

>McDavid x2
>Orr x2
>Thornton x2
>Oates x2
>Lemieux x5
>Gretzky x13

>>154248509
kek
you should make one of him in every other jersey so you can threaten the nurse curse on every other team

>>154248595
Gudas if the Ducks lost tonight

>>154248255
tomorrow is saturday in finland

>>154248595
Klapka if the Flames weren't shit

>>154248626
he has only one 50 goal season

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>>154248418

>>154248595
Personally I'm more interested in seeing McDavid succumb to life ruining injuries.

>>154248648
Kaprishart has none

>>154248595
Another wide open net

>>154248648
Just like Crosby (:

>>154248156
AI

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OUR FLAMES are going to spoil the oilers position here

>>154248655
>y-yeah, but
kwasopusy.

So are the kings the wild card team?

>>154248659
lel, fuck that bust. Him and Makar fucked Canada

>>154248668
How?

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1H00 before brackets open

>>154248668
If the Oilers get a point it doesn't matter what happens in your game

>>154248668
I really do believe you are the man in that gif going off this comment.

>>154248683
Unless Vancouver wins the third period 5-0 and LA wins

Can’t wait to check out the subreddit when the mild get swept

>>154248691
Atta boy

>>154248684
don't forget marchand and benett hid injuries just so they can laugh behind mcdavid's back

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>the devils hired a jeet to be there gm
lol

rocking out to some vulgar display of power during intermish

>>154248713
Okay fascist

>THE GREEEEEEEEEEAT
>SOUTHERN
>TREND
>KILL
shit musix

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kraken are not currently losing

>>154248733
That's the only good Pantera album.

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>we get ducks vs. oilers classic playoff kino instead of kings vs. oilers round # fuckin a billion
OH THANK CHRIST

>>154248734
Not currently winning either

>>154248759
Where is the LGBT Center?

>>154248771
In your ass.

>>154248771
I believe it's the anus

>>154248752
not losing is winning for this shit team

>>154248771
starting next season it's a new position

>>154248771
Denver, Colorado.

Anyone else notice it was only Western Conference teams playing today. Weird.

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>>154248213
bitchkinnon is a virtue signaling faggot

>>154248800
Gotta save the best for last

holy shit parekh wth are you doing??

BITCH

WHORE

CUNT

PUSSY

>>154248800
Gary wanted to make sure some teams were extra tired on Saturday

>>154248814
Saar we are norris and conn smythe winner saar

>>154248821
FRENCH KISSING

SKANK

SLUT

SKEEZE

WHORE!!!

CUNNY

SLANTS

ZIPS

GOOKS


NIIIIIII

>>154248563
>>154248568
>be onions terry
>lift Jost's stick
>hits myself in the face with stick he just lifted
>fall to ice clutching face
>hide face with towel and show "blood"
wow what a great hockey play

Hey baby' you got girlfriend vietnam?

I’m going to say it

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>Canucks and Flames both ruin setting up the Oilers against the Avs
I wish we weren't so retarded.

>>154248877
mild cuck fan gay

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>HEY! NIGGER! LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE!!

>canucks player could have a breakaway
>gets caught by connor murphy

dude, how slow are you?

>>154248532
The best part of that was me posting the trips post 30 seconds before the ducks scored their first goal.

surely the avs won't fuck up another pp

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Did Devils seriously hired a street shitting jeet as a GM?

>>154248940
lmao they did

>>154248947
Nah nur youre mom did

>>154248940
Their PP is smol without Kadri

How did the Canucks go from Game 7 in the 2nd round of the playoffs to bottom feeder so quickly??????

>>154248940
>>154248957
>>154248935
Why do I have feeling that avs gonna get knocked out in the first round?

>>154248972
Quinn Hughes is not a winner

>>154248972
poor management

>>154248972
Pettershit destroyed the team

>>154248972
They shouldn't have made it there in the first place. PDO babbies

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relax

>>154248964
It's not my fault Rajesh that your dad shits in your mouth and rapes you in the bathtub at Brampton.

>>154248981
Stay scared m8

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I like the flames announcers

>>154248972
same problem they've always had: too many douchebags on the team

Ross Colton has no puck luck. Dude's been snakebitten for a long while.

lmao colton is never going to score again

>>154249015
Like Quinn Hughes

>>154249030
>>154249035
you guys should date

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>>154249008

LA Kings: A shamefur dispray

>>154248972
>demko is dead
>pettershit couldn't give less of a fuck about hockey
>however he whined loud enough to management that they trade away the heart of the team in Miller because it was ruining his country club retirement atmosphere
>Quitt Hughes is a quitter
>retard Allvin replaced succesful deadline acquisitions Zadorov and Lindholm with Vincent Desharnais and Jake DeBrusk in the off season

>>154248972
when people told you corsi and xg is a meme stat for people that cant eye test players, the 2023 nuckies undeniably proved it.

Is Quinn Hughes the worst captain in Canucks history? worse than Messier?

i knew sergeev was gonna steal this game. no way we get mckenna now

>>154249062
No i think thats sedin twins

>>154249062
He’s just a shit player and a shittier person

>>154249062
Luongo

jtranny told /hoc/ that pettershit was a certified all star...

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I can't believe I watched all 82 games of the Vancouver Canucks 2025-2026 season...

The LA Kings play should be profoundly ashamed of themselves. Bums ruined our tank.

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>154249081
ur a trooper

no one gives a flying fuck about the flames draft position

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>>154249068
he always seemed like a nice feller to me

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>>154249081
tough
have a (you), since i can't hug (you)

>>154249081
not bad, but the cutest asian fan pic I've seen was that flames girl in the crochet dress

>>154249091
I give a flying fuck or maybe even two

>>154249091
Shut up tranny

>>154249095
He’s most likely a genuine faggot who loves men. He has stated several times that he READ the Heated Rivalry book.

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>>154249095
he deserved better than the cancucks

Fucking Analslime Cucks ruining the rematch between Edmongolia Soilers and Los Analingus Kangz.

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>>154249097
you mean her?

I hope the mild plane crashes on the way to Dallas.

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Stanley Cup winner? I'm thinkin' MY DAWGZ

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>>154249111
their fault for letting the duck in

>>154249112
Does that look crocheted or cute? Retard

>>154249117
Severely based

>>154249117
Furry pedo

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>>154249112
no but she cute too

been growing my hair since 2019 Aug, going to get it turned into a mullet for the playoffs.

>McDavid on facing Anaheim in the first round
>"Weird, it's not LA?"

the funniest part about this entire pettershit saga is hes actually somehow making the whole loui eriksson and oel contract disasters look acceptable. each passing day, jimbo looks more and more competent.

We have a 9.25m dollar weapon against ratko gudass not a thing to worry 'bout

>>154249139
Found the inbred Dallas fan

>>154249154
>Dallas
>fans
kek, good one

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Kino first round desu

>>154249144
Odd how poorly Swedes have been doing in Vancouver lately

>>154249144
>loui eriksson
He was probably the biggest influence on a young Pettershit. Told him to play hard until he secured the big contract then enjoy life.
Meanwhile, apparently Pettershit has ignored getting any help at all from the Sedins who are on the Canucks development staff.

>>154249160
More cups than you, mildcuck

>>154249172
nobody mentioned minnesota, buddy

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brackets open in 12 minutes

>>154249140
That should be a crime in Canada. He deserves to be exiled to India and be executed if he ever returns.

Blankenburg's goal will count this time.

my avies! :)
blankenburg!

>>154249167
>>154249178
I'm not sure who to choose!

>>154249175
mildcuck smell like somalia l, you just know when theyre in the room

took them long enough

Teams Edmonton will have home ice over in the playoffs

>Anaheim
>Utah
>LA

Hey, that's their path to the SCF

>>154249185
Me to win
Everyone else to lose.

>>154249185
go the patriotic way
make it end oiled ones vs habs been

>>154249167
avs
stors
marners
quack

dabres
bolts
caniacs
flysies

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>154249167
I am go into make the most retarded bracket

>>154249184
justice

>>154249175
We all know you’re a mildcuck fangay.

>>154249188
i wouldn't know, never seen one

>>154249167
Is it better to choose who I think will win or who I want to win?

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drop the puck, gary

>>154249200
She works at the secret bio labs

>>154249208
Only Gary knows.

>>154249167
Unironically the best in years. Thank you Gary you really out did yourself this time.

>>154249198
This is how we know you don’t watch hockey

>>154249167
It's just not the same without calling a first round defeat for the >laffs.

>>154249203
nope, i live in missoula, we're all seattle fans here

Thanks Flames bros

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>>154249167
E
>Buffalo
>Tampa Bay
>Carolina
>Philadelphia
W
>Colorado
>Dallas
>Utah
>Edmonton

E
>Tampa Bay
>Carolina
W
>Dallas
>Utah

>Carolina
>Dallas

>Carolina