Do swans rape??

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>>154251727
>Couldn't link his new thread properly
You IDIOT. You'll never live this down.

Lads, Matt just posted

Modern AFL is a half-backs game.

>>154251731
this is peak female performance

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>>154251743
It's an interesting discussion.

>7.3 leads 3.7
bit in this

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>>154251753
>Modern AFL is a full-blacks game.
IFTFY

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>liffle coldy voldy brucey goosey

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i am a gold coast supporter. how we looking boyim?

>>154251754
So true

>>154251767
Just shows that hard work pays off.

>>154251764
sudo best 23 when

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The dinner.

>>154251764
feel like this needs a 2026 update

I hate women.

>>154251764
>this image saved
>flag
checks out

Never gamble bros. I'm watching train and he is such a degenerate. 20k keno spins and 200k bonus buys.. it's fake money but he is unhinged

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>>154251780
In my defense, I saved it so I could make this, and just forgot to delete.

>>154251777
imagine it would look pretty similar

I'm not interested in gambling

Is Quaynor a Weavile?

>>154251783
Sure you did.

>>154251791
An Ice type? Yes mate

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>>154251789
Why does every shopkeeper look like this now?

>looks a bit strange just walking around
make national headlines
shant be leaving the house anymore. kill all normies

Nick Blakey is going for the metres gained record if anyone cares. He's belting the fuck out of it down the corridor every possesion.

>>154251791
I'm a Drowsee.

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sneed ground

>>154251782
The crazy part is how many people watch gambling streams.

>>154251805
What are you referencing?

>Broken shoulder
Is this Dogs guy important or a spud?

>O'Donnel neck/shoulder now
JUST FUCK THE DOGS' SHIT UP

f*ck injuries!

lads who's your favourite actor, mine is don CHEADle

Are you guys making a good fist of things?

I need BOTN to get 19 more disposals. He can do it, right bros?

Will Sam Darcy remain the most hyped player in the league that continues to miss seasons for the rest of his career due to injury?

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None of the teams I want to win anymore win.

>Libba concussed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

>>154251820
>>154251821
and libba concussed too
it's ogre

>>154251816
my dress fell down at westfield

>>154251830
Nup.

>>154251828
CHEADetel Ejiofor

>>154251836
>>154251838
Isn't that like his 10th?
Medical retirement incoming.

cameron surely will kick 10 lads

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>>154251839
I think I might know what you're referencing.

>>154251845
cue status: in the rack

>>154251843
yeah
should've retired last year, he can still play but his brain is mush

>>154251852
fuck, i hate this fucking mindset
>but we le won in the first half
I PAID FOR A FULL FUCKING GAME YOU CUNTS, PLAY A FULL FUCKING GAME

>>154251850
corrrr

>>154251853
Probably pretty hard to tell if he's brain damaged or not.

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>>154251706

>>154251850
smol but. :)

i need to bag a whale to get my confidence up

>>154251863
I can only see my reflection?

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>>154251861
not really

>>154251861
>Shit's in his teammate's sports bag pre-concussion
Yikes. Like trying to test if a blind person's eye sight has deteriorated.

cous cous is so underrated. probably the more retard friendly food going.

>>154251850
imagine this but Sam Kerr
corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

DANGER YOU STAR

can't even be bothered watching tonight's games anymore they're both shithouse

>>154251865
Not a chance, m8. Back in the early 2000s whales had low confidence, but now we're in the era of THICCCC so you need the full 6-6-6 to even be acknowledged.

i am so alone

>>154251872
i wonder if gout gout likes cous cous

watching sharpe instead of thisslop

40% of these bulldogs players are actual pussies

>>154251776
Why wouldn’t you buy more if you’re paying that much in shipping

>>154251880
contest for the ball maybe elijah, no good standing by yourself

>>154251880
Do you think you're better off alone?
Do you think you're better off alone?

>>154251878
indians are the new easy bags for confidence

>geelong losing free kick count at their le chead ground
wtf cheatlong bros? i'm gay btw

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HEAVE HO UNNA

>>154251894
dogs can't get the footy so cats don't need to tackle

>>154251880
Are you better off alone?
Stop lying to yourself.

just feel like the sting has gone out of this game

if your a normalfaggot fuck off

>>154251909
we broke you

>bont injured too now
Oh dear

are north indian caramel beauties an easy lay or is it just dravidians and the like?

Why's the field soaking wet in random patches? It didn't rain today

>>154251840
I am starting to agree

>>154251911
you were already broken

>>154251909
too many npcs gotta start messin with them

>>154251916
generally no but theres groups of ABGs that think they're hot shit (they are)

Bridge match stopped due to lightning kek

>>154251915
I couldn't hold it... sorry.

>Lightning in Sydney so +20 minutes break time

>>154251915
baily smith held a meet and greet with some local high schools

>>154251916
Hell no, they can barely drive automatics.

>>154251930
Comfy

https://x.com/ClashofClans/status/2045052792771932626

>>154251933
jej

>>154251865
Based Ahab

my dick burns and i constantly need to pee

SIMPSON

I'LL REMEMBER THAT NAME

>>154251919
you spastics crack me and my wife up i tell ya hwat

got 10 goals yet mate?

>>154251944
cancer m8 sorry it's terminal

>>154251936
kids game btw

Lads, Jack just posted

da BONT

>>154251876
Gonna finish my dessert, wash up then watch something else.

>>154251948
that's good i'm glad she's happy for once

evening of exploding knees

I have this sense of pure dread that something horrible is about to happen. like in a movie when a character's death is foreshadowed. I feel like I'm in the final chapter of my life.

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>Bont too
JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST

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>>154251931

>>154251944
The potential downside of not wearing a condom but still worth it desu.

>>154251930
based, should be able to catch more after the league ends

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>bulldogs getting injuries before facing my swans next week

>>154251966
ok chicken little

Whats up with Maynards eyebrows he looks like Guts

I have no idea how I weigh 100kg. I look like 80-90 most. is this some mystery weight that you get in your early 30s?

>le stop playing after a half of football cuz ur winning big
Teams need to be docked points for this.

Bentandsmelly

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Still a minute of half time for the Sydney Vs GWS game so post another FAT BITCH ON FAT BITCH FRIDAY

>>154251966
>Have this sense that nothing good is going to happen
>Nothing good does happen

>>154251985
It's because you are fat and gay

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>>154251980
Fuck we're potentially going 6-1 aren't we?

>>154251986
The season is just too long to risk injury and percentage doesn't come into play as much anymore anyway so not worth the risk.

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>>154251989

LIGHTNING DELAY

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>almost 20 years to the day Luke and Sam Darcy blow their ACL's
spooky

>lightning delay
semen slurping sport

based nrlsperg bridging the gap
he will lead us back to a united au/sp/ utopia

>>154252010
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>154251985
Visceral fat.

>>154251985
stop eating like shit and be more active

>More lightning strikes
+30mins lel

I want to bridge the gap between my penis and a vagina

>sydney v gws delayed
crisp by the afl

>>154251989
luv fat bitches with huge tits

>>154252022
I am no more or less active than I was in my 20s and have the exact same body composition

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Marriage with Grace Scott has ended

Now Swans qt media photographer is my gf

KWAB KWAB KWAB

LMAOOOOOOOOO YOU RETARDS

>>154251966
based zoomie

>>154252035
visceral fat as your metabolism slows

>>154252037
Kinda looks like MEW

>>154251985
Hidden muscle? It's more dense than fat.

>>154251985
you're fat it just happened so slowly you didn't notice
t. me 2 years ago

>>154252037
based Pavlich

>>154252037
CORRR i would love to convert and marry a near-east arab

tom morris asking questions of bevo will be kino af

Hey they redeemed themselves at least

>>154251985
Water weight. Reduce your liquid intake for a few weeks.

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>>154252037
ill take the blonde

SOME PUNK ASKED IF I EVER SEEN BREASTS ..

I SAID YEA, I'VE SEEN 7

Oooooh maybe you shouldn't have put the cue in the fucking rack you peelong spastics

>>154252035
unironically insulin sensitivity as you age. that why cunts look bloated and pregnant. get rid of carbs

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>>154252000
after bulldogs, swans play demons and north. potentially an 8-1

>>154252060
Seen a lot of qt ones lately, even /int/ is obsessed with them. But I am a Christian man. I cannot. I will admire them and wish them the best.

>James O'Donnell has done a hamstring
Not sure who he is, but +1 injury for the dogs.

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>>154252086
2024 flashbacks oml.

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

>>154252067
She looks like she grew up in poverty.

>>154251985
I weigh 80 but look 65. My torso is the only thing that grows larger.

>>154252088
Arabs can be Christian, and there's nothing wrong with wishing for an Arab to convert to the one rue faith. But yeah, many of them are gorgeous

>>154252068
POOEY UNDIES

>>154252086
just you wait til my iggs get their hands on your swans

when i was 105kg i didn't feel fat but now i'm at 85kg i do

>Another lightning strike
Fuck off, 10PM start

Lightning delay is the most cucked out shit in the world

ended up being no clash of games kek

>>154252110
i got up to 83 and thought i was alright, didn't realise until i lose weight what a tubby i had become

fuck yeah keep it going i want a midnight game

>>154252116
based God

>9:24pm lightning strike
>Earliest the second half can start is 9:54pm + warmup
>SCG has an 11pm curfew
>Lights allowed, but no PA so no sirens/songs/announcements

>>154252130
KINO
I
N
O

>>154252130
Loomers LOVE this silence

>>154252115
should try find who pushed for the lightning laws
reckon youll find an nondescript early life section

Based God intervening to fix the shit Friday night scheduling

>>154252120
i know that feel. i think part of it is i just assumed if i lost 15kgs i'd be shredded but i lost 20kg and abs are still not in sight.

>>154252130
>light but no PA bullshit or music, just crowd
kino
shame the scg is small and shit would be cooler at a medium sized ground like adelaide or optus

What was the biggest dumpster fire in Geelong this week? The oil refinery or the Bulldogs?

>an nondescript

>>154252130
pozzies simply LOVE their rules

>>154252151
sorry i changed which verb I was going to put before early life

NNRGGGGGHHHH

NIIIIIGGGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRS

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>>154251775
There has never been a better than average sudo player, period. Alir Alir is a brainlet, whose athletic ability is vastly dwarfed by the midget of his mentality.

>>154252100
My poverty grew up in my pants when I saw her if you know what I mean.

>>154252168
>whose athletic ability is vastly dwarfed by the midget of his mentality
majak daw had the same issue

mabior chol maybe?

>Midnight finish for a game that already felt like it was over
Yeah, nah, fuck this shit.

actually most sudo are much bigger than average

>>154252181
When does Sydney public transport stop?

>>154252174
chol was shithouse until about a year ago

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corr

Real qtie in the crowd behind Cameron there. Looked like she had a Dogs bf though.

10:02PM RESTART
WE GETTIN THE CURFEW LADS

>>154252195
Does big charlie have a hernia?

>I've never had medication before
never had antibiotics, paracetomal, or ibuprofen. Nothing.

>>154252195
We were talking about Curnow's abs last week but they were always hidden by the guernsey.
Now that we can see him raw, what's the diagnosis? Hernia?

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>>154252195
>your wifes work husband

>>154252195
insane rig
reckon he could make top quality pornos (with women) if he wanted

>>154252201
just pelvic tilt. AFL players would rarely gett hernias. You get a hernia from having a weak core.

>>154252201
Skipped lower ab day.

>>154252188
trains are 24/7 these days
not sure about light rail (although I've walked from central to the SCG before so it shouldn't matter too much if you're not a lazy cunt)

thanks geelong, could've watched cameron kick double-digits but you're all a bunch of pussies in more ways than one
fuck if I was in charge I'd dock points for easing off like that

>>154252195
is ts tuff in afl?

>>154252195
must be so super distracting when some of the trainers walk around with their arse out like that, plenty of teams have them

>>154252220
fr son im crine

>>154251983
Toughest player in the AFL, who has been castrated by making him VC

>>154252217
yeah thats a 30min walk
nice one, you really showed them (not sure who them is)

>>154252229
30 minute walk at midnight is pretty scary desu.

>>154252219
still time

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>>154252234
lol

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>>154252195
ENHANCE

there'll be time enough for countin
when the dealings done

>>154252235
if I had my way I'd permanently ban longmire for what he did to amartey a few years back, cunt behaviour to pull him off on 9 goals

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>>154252195

WHO WAS THAT GLASSES CUNT IN THE CROWD WITH THE BLACK HAT ON THE HUMPHREY CELEBRATION REPLAY
YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT

>>154252150
Bulldogs had more injuries.

>>154252234
>30 minute walk at midnight
Honestly one of life's comfiest experiences. Refills the cup that is "reasons to stay alive".
You must be a woman or something

>Lobb left hamstring
kwab

>>154252247
Didn’t want to inflate his ego in pursuit of the flag

Trying to remember the name of this wog pawg i used to follow on instagram

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I'm bulking for the civil war

>>154252257
for me its: walking in the rain with no care for staying dry

>>154252265
CONNIE

You've got to know when to bake em, know when to postmax, there will be time enough for strutting, when you see the /nrl/ postcount.

>>154252265
your bald head makes you look like a thumb, grow your hair out

>lightning delay
harden up ya weak cunts

>>154252174
Chols single roll is to smash the pack, so the ball goes to ground and Hawthorn's gaggle of cock jockies crum for goals. I mean it works, but it doesn't make him good. Mason Cox tier.

>>154252259
What's the excuse for the doggies?
>Muh cheat ground turf
>Bevo
>Unfit squad
>Chris Scott sniping

you gotta know when to hold em

>>154252274
probably about equal number of on-topic posts in each genny every day

>>154252265
That boy ain't right I tell you hu-whut.

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Glorious.

COLLAR JAZZ KNEE RARE GOAL

Fine I'll try typing his name out without looking
>Kolodashnji

>>154252290
fucked it up m8
it's kolodjashnij

>>154252290
Almost

>>154252259
in the last 2 weeks lost
>english
>libba
>darcy
>lobb
>richards playing hurt
>naughton playing hurt
and they've already shown they have no depth anywhere other than the midfield and small forwards
they're FUCKED for the next 2 weeks against sydney and fred after that they can probably bully a few more wins

>>154252234
>>154252257
To clarify, I'm not being a cunt or anything when I say "You must be a woman..." I just lament the fact you can't enjoy a nightwalk and whatever barrier it is (woman or no) that prevents your doing such. I'm by no means a citycunt but I find city nightwalks particularly life affirming for reason I either can-not, or care-not to explicate.

>Lobb (hamstring)
>O'Donnel (hamstring)
>Darcy (knee)
>Libba (brain)
>Bont (ego)

Jezza is a coward if he doesn't get 10

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they call him the gambler

you gotta be asking yourself if you were a dogs fan why you are accepting such mediocrity as a football club still thinking they are a big club now

>>154252301
We don't all live in nice areas.

>>154252314
no m8, geelong are cowards for pumping the brakes in the 3rd quarter

BUKU YOU N-

>"If you're Buku Khamis you don't relax for a minute here"
C'mon Chief you can't say that...!

Why didn't Bevo play Smith in the midfield?

Are you guys doing your part?

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*shows you how deep the rabbit hole goes*

*wraps my arms around you*

the crisp saturday midnight game

>>154252345
i remember back in the day when i'd wear conspicuous as fuck sunglasses to hide my drugged-up eyes

>>154252333
He was too smart to do that. Also too smart to play Dunkley there fulltime.

>Carlton claims

ollie henry is a RETARD

>Treloar got 41 in the VFL earlier
hmm

ollie henry DESPERATE to get dropped

da BONT

fuckin love vaping

>Small forward taking a shot instead of fucking it off
FUCKING SMALL FORWARDS.

pissweak martin
>>154252369
surely playing this midfielder will solve our key defender and ruck issues

>>154252324
The house on the corner right next to my primary school was a crack-den; I still live in the same house I did as when I went to that school. That doesn't affect the virtues of cbd, or Moore Park, nightwalks

doggies are off
*click click*
doggies are off
*click click*
doggies are off, doggies are off, doggies are off
*click click*

>>154252391
Say hi to your mum for me.

>baker grabs his head after a contest and looks at the ump, then quickly gets up when he sees no free
kek little shit

What did Harry and Meaghan do in Footscray with the boys?

I like the idea of /nightwalk/ but I'm too weary of weirdos following me.
I could get into /nightrides/ on my pushbike though

Toasting in an epic bread

Ablett SNR mark.

TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN

>>154252403
go woke go broke

bulldogs are absolutely SHIT

BASED
J
E
Z

even his teammates are fed up lmao

garn bed dont have time for this shit

Helluva mark.

I dont know a single fullwogs fan

What’s with the Kylie reference from Whately?

ATTENTION! THE SYDNEY DARBY IS BACK ON !!!!

He needed that goal to beat the Bulldogs. Kicked it with 1 second left.

>>154252399
She called you a seppo cunt and told you to go fuck yourself.

>The Cat's full song ends on the lyric H*LL
Nope I'm not buying into this shit. The Dees, the Tassie Devs, this? Absolutely not happening.

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y'all come back now

>>154252440
kek
>Jeremy cameron 10.1 61 def western dogshit 8.8 56

>>154252434
he's a poof

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>>154252441
That's my girl.

>>154252434
Kylie is performing at the grand final.

sex gifs

>>154252446
Is that an egg in the front pouch?

>another Geelong/Hawthorn grand final year
*sigh*

>3.10

>>154252458
back to 2008 (wish we were)

>Blicavs
Looks like he's wearing a cricket box.

>>154252455
>egg
>jar of coffee
>barbecue sauce
nigga is ready to make breakfast.

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>see random shadow move across my floor out of corner of my eye

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>>154252464
>Global Financial Crisis

>>154252474
>Bitcoin at pennies.

>>154252470
oh i get this
i also get shadowmen attacks and knocks on my door waking me up
dis nigga haunted

>>154252470
Probably a spider or Hawk

>>154252474
technically started in 2007 but yeah

Honestly, if you let Jeremy Cameron kick 10 on you, you should be disqualified from making finals.

there is a black man on the mcg

>Bont - 14 possessions
grim

>le need the opposition to go at 25% scoring efficiency to win team

>>154252481
Probably sleep apnea, anon.

>>154252494
>daicos winning the brownlow
>hawthorn winning the premiership
Bad gateway

I hear scratching in my walls

>>154252506
no not apnea

Curnow just has flared ribs

>>154252470
still on it elijah?

Tea or coffee?

>>154252515
>Can't auto-fellate
Grim. Lucky he's a footyplayer.

>>154252458
it's high time

leek aleer is dogshit desu

>>154252521
choc milk

>>154252521
Coffee, but tea often hits the spot better

I cannot for the life of me remember her name

>>154252521
Soda

>>154252531
Based Grandma looking at mumza

>>154252531
crisp former prince andrew

>>154252521
Normally tea, but lately coffee. I've been absolutely guzzling Walmart instant. Black. Make two mugs at a time, me.

>>154252538
>instant coffee
cannot fathom drinking that

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>>154252474
based

>>154252526
lets pay him 1 million dollars

THe only thing I enjoy these days is getting blind drunk and listening to music from around the year 2000

>coffee elitist
neurotic inner melbourne resident

>>154252552
HOLY
B A S E D

>>154252545
>they changed their logo from this in early 2008
Who gave Hocking tthe heads up?