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>going to be funny watching curnow and shitney choke against his old team
>doesnt count unless you beat the reigning premiers
>be funny if west coast knock them off
>gold coast are le chokers
>funny how gws has all these injuries
you are here
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ROLE
You are an expert sports betting analyst specialising in AFL.
You have deep knowledge of team form, player injuries, head-to-head records, venue conditions, and line movement.
TASK
Your task is to build a [NUMBER]-leg multi (parlay) for [DATE].
Target combined odds: [ODDS — e.g. $10–$20]
Confidence threshold: Only include legs where your estimated win probability is above [%].
ANALYSIS CRITERIA
For each potential leg, assess ALL of the following before including it:
- Recent form (last 5 matches)
- Head-to-head record at this venue
- Key player availability / injury news
- Home vs away performance split
- Market line movement (sharp money indicators)
- Public betting percentage vs your estimated true probability
- Weather / surface conditions where relevant
ONLY include a leg if it passes all relevant checks.
BET TYPE CONSTRAINTS
Allowed bet types: [e.g. Head-to-head, Line/Handicap, Totals, Player props]
Minimum odds per leg: [e.g. $1.50]
Maximum odds per leg: [e.g. $3.50]
Avoid same-game legs in the same match: [YES / NO]
OUTPUT FORMAT
Return your answer in this exact structure for each leg:
LEG [N]: [Match Name]
Market: [Bet type]
Selection: [Your pick]
Odds: [Decimal odds]
Est. win probability: [Your estimate %]
Edge: [Odds imply X% — you estimate Y% — edge of Z%]
Key reasoning: [2–3 sentences maximum]
Risk flags: [Any concern that could kill this leg]
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MULTI SUMMARY
Total legs: [N]
Combined odds: [X]
Recommended stake: [$ or % of bankroll]
Confidence: [Low / Medium / High]
One-line narrative: [Why this multi makes sense today]
CONTEXT (optional — remove if not using)
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>>154256920
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>central coasters in the house
i want to move up there
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>>154257226
*exposes you*
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>>154257437
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he has officially reached kwab status
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>>154255753
least gay sydney supporter
>>154257242
he should bring back this look, elvenmaxx
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spazz, I only wanted to know if you were still with us, >>154257437
seems you are, thats just delightful, your eventual backflip off a bridge will be a glorious conclusion to this comp. now finish your ice cream and swallow your meds, breakfast is nearly over. theres a good boy.
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>>154257732
morning fellow /alf/a, beautiful day today, no?
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Sydney had no business making recent grand finals. Bunch of kids, middle of the road passengers and old cunt passengers. More a reflection of how shit the comp was letting them make it to one.
They are the all australian squad this year, the entire team and the flag is all but guaranteed.
you may now seethe :D
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can someone give me a qr on the latest persona rivalry
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>play darcy in the ruck because you are a steaming pile of dogshit without english
>he gets injured
im telling you fellas, darcy is going to do a daniher and leave his father son club
bookmark this
screenshot it
send it to your nan
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>amarty and curnow will win finals for us
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>>154258046
thats what im saying
luke darcy and and the dogs s&c team area already at odds with each other and luke darcy makes his son seek external assistance to which the s&c group hate
he's gone imho
playing him the ruck wouldve sent luke darcy into tizzy because he knows his son is a walking LTI due to his fault overloading his training regime
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>>154258442
same
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same
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Bubby be in an ALDI commercial.
FUCK YOU ALDI, STRIKE ME DOWN IF YOU DARE.
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victorian teams are all pretty shit this year. geelongs running with no water in the radiator, dogs are buckbroken, collingwood are struggling against wooden spooners and look old, carlton are just dog shit, north and saints spent all their cash on temu knock offs, bummers are fractured, melbourne are bog average.
hawks look alright cant see em doing anything without grandpa gunston though and their mids are overrated.
Seems like most of them play kick to tall man, mark, stop, repeat. Outdated and easily defeated by fast running teams like bane gc swans freo, dogs play that style well but didnt put in the pre season to sustain it, hawks are trying to play that style.
South Aus teams are pretty shit as well.
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clunted
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>>154259843
Can see Hawks making the prelims but their midfield isn't good enough to go with any of the Lions, Swans or Cats in finals. I feel like there's a good chance we'll see a rematch of one of the two most recent grannies.
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>>154259876
She's too pretty to talk about so crassly. Apologise right now.
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It is either paid last touch (wasn't touched by a player) or insufficient intent (was touched by a teammate but went out).
If a teammate touches the ball but fails to keep it in (even if they fully intended to keep it in) that gets paid as a free now.
Initially it was meant to be if a teammate knocks the ball out, but now they just pay it regardless of what happens.
Bailey Smith last night as a good example. He fully dived to try to deflect the ball to keep it in but it brushed his fingers instead and he got pinged.
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>>154260095
>almost every time its did he or didnt he touch it?
What's this about then?
>im saying the new rule has just as much conjecture as the old way of doing it
There's no conjecture. If a team kicks/handpasses the ball and at any time it goes out of bounds from that possession without clear opposition involvement it's a free kick against.
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Every now and then I get an urge to watch videos of black women with muscular, tree trunk thighs getting bleached by a smaller white dude.
I'm sure women have the same invasive thoughts about muscular black men every now and then.
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TOTAL SCUMPIRE GENOCIDE
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Got my quarter. Go Bombies!
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>Spend all week shitting on the umpires
>Very next week an umpire gets a career ending injury from a thug player
This is what happens when you don't respect the umpires. The lack of respect they're shown off field bleeds through to on the field.
Poor guy is never going to raise his arms again.
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there have been some dodgy ones (mainly duursma and the may non-call in front of goal), but at the same time gold cunts have missed so many opportunities
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>>154260345
at coburg watching my burgs get rolled
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Am I being too crazy though? :p
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Thinking 10 weeks.
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Bringing his teammates into the game m8.
>>154260748
Streams work fine.
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Just rewatched the Pies/Carlton and how the fuck does the same stuff keep happening to Collingwood every week? Dodgy frees at the worst possible time, weird fixture runs, and then suddenly the rules get “interpreted” differently when it’s us.
I’m not saying the AFL is sitting there scripting games, but at some point it stops feeling like coincidence. Biggest club in the comp and somehow it always feels like we’re being discriminated against. But yeah, just bad luck again I guess lmao
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Nick Foot is umpiring this match btw
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>AFL media/fans frothing in the mouth about an umpire working with a betting company
>AFL puts him on a game in QLD where no one will care to hide him
>$10 underdog wins with a lopsided free kick count
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Kek
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IT'S ON SIGHT YOU GREEN MAGGOTS
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how can you have a commentator of a sport that literally has no remote idea of what it's like to be out on the field
it's not that she's annoying or bad. it's that she literally has zero football iq. when she commentates it's like she's watching a different game
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I disagree that you need experience to be a good commentator, especially if you're just do the play by play casting.
I just dislike her voice, it reminds me of a wine aunt at a family party and elicits a panic response.
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>people really thought a brad scott coached team would get the job done
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Superannuation
Home loans
Banking
Sports betting
Alcohol
Homosexuality
Motor vehicles
Fast food
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Jaryd Dawson's widow would be a 9/10 if she put a bit of weight on
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>>154260962
ESPECIALLY ads with interracial couples.
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>>154260962
ESPECIALLY ads with interatrial couples.
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>nate caddys mums tits
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>>154260992
Anon, don't just talk about them, post them!
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i'm 32 and have never had a single meaningful injury. and played sports all through childhood and have lifted/ worked out every day in adulthood
my body is rubber or something
most I ever got was a sprained finger
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>>154261051
Ive had a broken jaw, broken nose, broken orbital, dislocated shoulder, snapped acl, sprained both ankles multiple times and nearly died when a cable under tension snapped and lacerated my carotid artery
All of them were sports related except the artery which was at work
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>>154261065
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there's a list of approved and licensed songs players choose from, if they don't fill out the form to choose the stadium audio tech chooses it
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>makes you seethe
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TOTAL
UMPIRE
HOLOCAUST
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>>154261120
Yeah a bit. I tried to be a boxer for ages when I was younger but was shit and kept getting heemed, won 3 fights and lost 15.
Also played in the ntfl for a long time and it was pretty brutal back in the day.
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WHO'S THAT SUNS PLAYER?
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Macdonald 20+ disposals — 5/5 this season, Port's midfield can't contain him
Newcombe 25+ disposals — 4/5 this season, 28 touches + 14 clearances last week
Ginnivan 1+ goals — 6 goals in 5 games, loves playing Port
Gunston 2+ goals — 3+ in every game this season, Port have no answer key defender
Wines 25+ disposals — 25+ in last two vs Hawthorn, racks up more in losing chases
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>>154261233
the dinz
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Dogs have gone from second favourites to write-off year in just two weeks
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>Saves your career
Why don't people use them when playing? Is it just that they don't want to be """uncool"""?
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>>154261235
big oof
poor fella
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See? Butters DOES like the umpies! :)
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went out to a late night dnb thing last night and had a dexxie
spent basically the whole day lying on the settee listening to records feeling the comedown I don't understand 'brain chemistry' but it boggles my mind how people take these everyday
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