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HEAVE HO UNNA

spastic

the thread
this is it

>>154253192

>>154253192

>>154253192

migrate

I'm not using the digimon thread

I vote for this thread because I don’t understand what weavile has to do with footy (plus he’s a terribly designed mon)

>>154263074
same hold strong mate im with ya

>>154263074
i thought it was yugioh

kek is anyone even watching this boring as fuck fixture

the wife is pregnant
baby girl confirmed

>>154263069
kek other fella managed to out shit-bake me

>>154263087
what are you doing?

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this is the thread

>>154263087
no because jews ruin everything
but I am listening to it

>>154263047
TUD

saw a lot of racism directed toward gout gout over the past week and it made me upset honestly.

The crows are COOKED

>>154263115
settle down jb

i see a lot of reels of aflw players doing stupid dances at the footy club
do they really want equal pay?

nice kick

>>154263129
>jackson drive by for no reason
every time

the people have spoken
no one likes you anime dweebs
fuck off

>>154263129
crisp greek on greek violence

>>154263094
congratulations anon, it's the best feeling in the world when you give her a bottle and hold her for hours.

>>154263136
more a fan of men in the doggy position?

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>>154263141

>>154263145
umps getting heemed?
why yes i am

>>154263141
thanks fren, little nervous but looking forward to it

>>154263145
Scumpires aren't real men

>>154263141
tell my Dad that

>>154263151
arent you the cutest lil dominatrix

i could of torped it from there

dont lash out at me champ
go post in your gay little cartoon thread

>>154263152
love em, feed em and change em. you'll be fine.

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>Rowie sperging out saying the Crows playing dumbarse footy
Most surprisingly good day of footy all year.

>>154263168
>could of

What's the max amount of alcohol you guys can drink and still be okay the next day?
I have it on good authority that 4 is the max

why do they emasculate men in all of our ads now

crows will die trying tonight

>>154263189
Men DESERVE to be lonely. Im glad there's an "epidemic" of male loneliness.

I hate straight males and I hate gay males. You're all gross unempathetic pigs who put women through misery.

I HATE you, I even hate my own dad because all he posts online is misogynistic garbage. You're all the fricking same.

>>154263180
>4
wtf i'm a shit drinker and i can have 10 and been fine the next day. it's lack of sleep that kills me.

>>154263180
define "ok"

I can have 20 standard drinks and go on a 40km bike ride the next day

maccas 99c delivery ad seems like a dig at kfc charging people $10 for delivery

>>154263180
i have drank ten alcohols in one night once and felt good next morning

>>154263180
I had three pints on Thursday night watching Carl/Coll and woke up at 6am feeling pretty normal. I think I can have five and still be good, anymore and I'll feell it.

crazy how normies kill themselves over a little rough patch when my life has been fucked for my entire 32 years and I'm still here

>>154263180
honestly, it's all about drinking water in between bevs and staying hydrated
you'll feel worse the next after 5 standard drinks and no water than 10 standard drinks and remaining hydrated

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crisp troll

I like the movie flight starring denzel washington, it’s a good study of alcoholism

whatd you guys do to turbo?

>>154263097
>tfw I know who that camwhore was.
such a nice kot once it stopped taking her shit.

4chan is the root of all my corruption
after using it for a few hours I begin to get carried away shitposting and then I devolve into my passions

>>154263219
depression isn't real

>Darcy's father, Luke, suffered the same injury in the same pocket at Kardinia Park in the same round back in 2005.
cheat ground

if one of my co workers brothers killed themselves i dont think id bat an eyelid
crows cant use this as an excuse surely

>>154263224
threadsperg simply out autism'd him

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>drinking estrogen

Remember the human behind the post.

>>154263242
we are legion

who is a bigger stat padding fraud?
luke ryan or callum wilkie?

>>154263219
you're the "normie". A coward and a normie. see? you amounted to something pathetic.

crows could use some leadership right now
where is dawson?

>>154263256
Nick daicos

>>154263251
FUCK goal umpires

>>154263235
t. would kill himself if he had depression for a week

black arm bands seem a little performative to me
anyone else?

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What animes are you guys watching this season? For I, it's RE:zero and Otagal.

>>154263256
micksperg.

>>154263269
no one wanted your thread
give it a rest

>>154263256
ryan was all australian once more than wilkie so wilkie

>>154263266
yeah, should really keep it to themselves

>>154263256
Wilkie regularly has an opponent and beats them so Ryan.

The witch one

>>154263269
hmm, I'm not asian, gay or a woman so unsurprisingly I'm watching zero animes any season.

>>154263276
>Luke Ryan is a 2 time All Australian
Credibility of that award can be questionable.

>>154263287
based tom morris

>>154263269
playing death games to put food on the table

thinking about going out tonight and picking up a 18-19yo asian slut

>nooooooooo you cant say that lesbian is attractive your career must be ruined

Adelaide didn't bother to show up. I know their first halves have been shit this year but they're waaaay off even their usual shit pace.

i for one am glad kath's genetics die with her. nobody from the footy media landscape deserve to breed.

>>154263291
i had hios voice reciting it as I was typing it. also, i'm not bald, balding or paid by ashley and martin.

>>154263290
i mean yeah probably every award besides b&fs are questionable

>>154263298
can i come

>>154263168
no you couldn't'f

>>154263269
fern a fat

adelaide is fucking shit.
so are the crows.

>>154263312
you can but I will probably mog you

>>154263298
noo put her down haha

>>154263302
>Says she's a genuinely great person along with being attractive but uses a lame and apparently derogatory term for a lesbian
>HE MUST LOSE HIS JOB
I don't like Tom Morris so I don't care that he lost his job but that is genuinely bullshit.

Where were those guys saying st kilda wasn't going to improve this season with their recruiting?

>>154263306
Their minds are elsewhere, they're not going to get far this season if they're so easily distracted and immature in the game.

I told my gf her breath stinks and she started crying

The saints will fade and the crows will chase them down in the last quarter
Bookmark this post

there are no good teams

>>154263324
Some things are bigger than footy m8

Did the Saints seriously pay millions for an injury prone TDK?

>have knife fork and spoon on my desk
>eat meal
>wipe the cutlery down with a napkin/some toilet paper
>good to go for my next meal

>>154263328
i remember telling the misso that her pussy stunk once and she started howling and crying and went and slept on the couch kek

>>154263341
ninety percent of football is really based on luck

Saints will win if they get over 100 points and the crows don't.
Archive this post.

Never misspell TDK

>>154263343
How's it feel to be wrong?

that will be 1.7 million thanks aints
no refunds

Simply a must win game. Can't call ourselves a serious side and drop a third home game, let alone a home game to St Kilda

>>154263356
*meant always iykwim haha

tattoos are so weird, you'd never be naked with them on really

>>154263349
based Miasma Theory anon

I used to have an asian fuck buddy but she ghosted me

post penises

>>154263359
AIEEEE A HECKIN' MINGEARINO ON SPEE? THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS CHUD. THINK OF THE FEMCELS

the sole purpose of life is to fight in war

fuck im fiending for some asian pussy now

>>154263369
they do that when they meet a bloke with a bigger willy

>>154263373
please watch our sport

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>>154263328
rc is your gf? seems legit.
also, 29 for 12 of these chicken beers. not bad.

What are yous eating tonight?

>>154263375
as a man

>>154263375
take your blood meridian shit back to /cric/

alright imma post pussy too

>>154263382
(you)s

>>154263382
asian puss

>>154263377
Who do you lash out at people like that?

>>154263359
asian girls look hotter with ladycocks

>>154263380
whos the bloke going bald in the photo

>>154263380
Is it chicken flavoured?

>>154263387
please dont. the jannies will get their pay docked for the lack of advertising income

>>154263379
cricket? i already do.

Someone @me when King Kohli is playing please sir

what's the best deadmau5 song?

Which flavour of Asian pussy tastes the best

>>154263375
kek

>>154263396
maybe a ghost? dunno. not me.

>>154263403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM0-D5TZV2k

>>154263403
the only one i know is hr3898 cephei

thinking full metal jacket tonight

>>154263403
big fan of "I remember" me

>>154263403
I Remember (vocal mix)

FUCKING PICK IT UP YOU SPUD

>>154263403
Hey baby

>>154263403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTFpMYhRbkQ

>>154263421
isnt that paul kelly

>>154263418
enough deth in the footy community. RUOK?

>call 5 metres back when it should be 2
>then call 50
stupid call man

>>154263349
Do you eat the meal off a plate/bowl?

>>154263430
you're thinking of how to make gravy

>>154263412
>>154263421
>>154263422
already on rotation of course, they're certified bangers
>>154263414
>>154263425
cheers will give them a listen now

i am the fattest anon in /afl/ and gutmog you all

I feel genuinely weak after the remainder of the Bulldog's 2026 season I just took. I don't even know how that happens. I almost never get constipated but that was just so dense and thick.

i got one of them magacocks

4 on the floor does nothing for me
i need breaks

>>154263439
i literally weigh 320 lbs or about 165 kg

>>154263439
>100kg
Quiet down small fry

the wattle glen walrus is purchasing a byd sealion 7

>>154263439
hundred kegs is nothing you fairy

>>154263447
based fatcat

I hate all the zoomer cunts in the front rows who pull their phones out to record every time the ball goes near them on the sideline

Oh life, oh life, oh life, oh life doo do do doo

>>154263450
Why in God's name would anyone care about that?

>>154263456
if a zoomer doesn't record a kick right in front of them, does it even happen?

>>154263450
i like the marine creature theme they have. wouldn't buy one of those chinkshit cuckboxes ever though.

almost accidentally killed myself the other night with a mix of shitloads of alcohol and opioids
took me about 5 days to come good but back on it tonight
yeah boy

>>154263462
based elijah

>>154263462
did anyone ask?

>>154263462
Good thing you learned your lesson to... keep doing the same thing.

jordan dawson not sighted
is he even playing lmao

>>154263462
Alcohol ruins opioid high imo, stay safe anon

>>154263462
Can't believe you went and played at the G anywayy you absolute sick xcunt

Josh Rachele seems to be very popular among the hsg crowd

>>154263464
did anyone ask you to suckondeez updog

>>154263462
Say hi to Jaryd

>>154263462
go off 'lije

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Reminded me of this shitbox I saw yesterday or day b4. Brother's been rattling on about getting one, took this and said what about now? no reply. i think he's taking it poersonally.

>>154263477
asian pussy needs the BYD (big yellow dick)

Tex is so based

When i get fucked up I tend to start wearing multiple hats

you fellas gotta watch gorilla story on netflix it's fucking unreal footage

why did they start calling opiates "opioids"

woke nonsense

>>154263474
who's joe

>>154263484
Probably offended the greeks

>>154263482
is that the adam goodes doco?

>>154263486
suck on my ass!!
haha

>>154263481
greedy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p_BvaHsgGg

if i do accidentally die one of these nights, just know that i died doing what i hated and what my family hated me for. i never liked (let alone loved) any of you. i think you are all scum so i hope you live the rest of your miserable lives in agony
fuck off

>>154263447
Thats 145 kg

>>154263357
Update?

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>>154263447

what's the best deadmau5 song?

mums being annoying again

>>154263403
always been impartial to this
https://youtu.be/xvtNS6hbVy4
strobe is the real answer though (bit normie thoughbeit)

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>>154263477
the wife got picked up for her date tonight in one of these

>>154263488
no david attenborough
i get the joke but seriously if you have an hour to spare watch it. it is unreal footage.

looking to eat pussy tonight

i dont even understand how you weigh much more than 100kg
how do you consume that much in a day

>>154263403
>>154263507
two similar posts but very different responses
just find that interesting

why are the saints so shit

Wayne Milera has a really hairy cock and arse

Such terrible defense to get pinged for holding the ball there

>>154263520
Lots of beer

>>154263523
He's doing alright for my shitfest of a backline. Still need Sinclair pronto thougheverbeit

>>154263520
maybe theyre 2 metres tall

>>154263526
dont lie to us
what have you eaten today

redpill me on turkish oil wrestling

It's a sad day when you can't dress up as your favourite Japanese cartoon character with like minded people without getting mowed down by a car

182cm and once weighed myself at 87kg
felt like that fattest most usless slob alive
back in my range of 75-80kg living a semi-worthwhile life

>>154263537
I don’t want to talk about it

>>154263552
WHERE DO I START, SCMODS05?!??!

>>154263552
whys it so pink

exactly what i want to see while eating, thanks /afl/

im 6 foot 2 and weigh around 60kg

>>154263557
Lmao

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187cm 100kgs

>>154263552
i should call her

Absolutely disgusting.

I'm talking about this >>154263562

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>this chick is a current afl """"trainer""""

kath loughlan once stuck her gross disgusting vagina in my face in a melbourne nightclub and then i threw up all over her

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>>154263575
That chick is literally a pornstar.

jay clark is such a little gaped faggot
loose asshole whore
always hear him queefing his way down wellington st

>>154263580
wait literally?

>>154263580
i dont believe you

i have been invited to go on sas jungle commando traning in png next year

i am the shortest midget in /afl/

>>154263502
GOTTEM

fuck that was easy

>>154263597
glhf

>>154263597
based disgraced d-grade celebrity

If you login to Netflix as a non-binary you get 10% off

If you do a Welcome to Country at a KFC you get a free potato & gravy

I love being tall and white
the asian girls flock to me like insects to those zapper things

>>154263597
im more of a jpeg training guy

Whittakers chocolate is nice

3 nailbiters today

Aldi chocolate is good

I hope all you guys know that if you're queer thats okay and I'll still love you

how's that multi ticking along

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did someone say tummy?

I bought a shower timer for my bathroom, I'm doing my part.

sam darcy career status?

Kath is wearing open toed shoes
PAN DOWN CAMERAMAN

caroline wilson is a rotten old cunt who should shut her dirty foid mouth for good.

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Kath is starting to wall.

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>>154263629
You're a sexy woman, Flo.

i met buddy Franklin's wife once

came inside a women today (my wife)
we're trying to have a baby (wish us luck)

Any ideas on how to get the juices flowing?

biggest match of the year is going to be the darcy family vs luke beveridge

playing him in the ruck has killed him
he will leave the dogs

no good games to watch
no good games to play
no good movies to watch
another weekend wasted incoming

>>154263656
Ask >>154263653

>>154263653
good luck mate, may your first child be a masculine child

>>154263647
not her fault, horses only live a maximum 30 years

came inside a women today (your wife)
she's trying to have a baby (wish her luck)

>>154263658
damn sounds like youre having a shit weekend hopefully your luck improves overnight haha

>>154263658
This sounds eerily close to depression. It's ok to speak out.

>>154263665
i'd belt you irl you little dweeb
your chin would do worse on first contact than the boongs

>>154263552
chad warner

>>154263647
>shes only a year older than me
need to wife a 25 year old (or younger) pronto

>>154263658
*wraps my arms around you*

i beat depression by punching my pillow for an hours screaming "I'LL MURDER YA. I'LL MURDER YOU ALL. YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH ME? YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES?"

>>154263671
i'd simulate you buddy

tomorrow is a HUGE day for footy

play sid meier's simgolf

reckon sunday night should be official slut posting night
a 3 dayer from there expires before footy returns

teggs :DDDD

golf is for rich old stiffs and zoomers who film themselves at the driving range

chips cooked in tallow are so elite

>Jezza 10
>Tex 3
We 2019 now

>>154263682
Trying to earn the ire of the jannies in these times of peace?

Ross the boss getting exposed here another system babby.

>>154263687
hot chips are undignified slop

Another Saturday night at home while there are guys out there who will have a one night stand with a sexy woman tonight and feel her wet cunt on his cock and soft tits in his hands and her arse on his thighs

>>154263699
Literally just see a prossie

Will the saints players throw their arms around the crows players after the game or probably not because dawson isn't there?

i need someone to wrap their arms around me

wish i was blasting gooks brains out in ww2
take that kawasaki
*BLAM*
and this one suziki
*BANG BANG*
and what about you yamaha, did you think you had escaped my wrath
*SLIT THROAT FOLLOWED BY GUSHING
BLOOD*
haha
dare i say it is now owari da for you stupid gook dogs??
*BANG BANG BANG*

Great kick

this season has lacked memes

are reddit going to chimp out about tex throwing that chair like they did butters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-hDK76bIps

Letting old man tex get a hold of you. Sorry aints you can't buy a good team.

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night alf

Recommend me some good pornstars, you porn-addicted coomer reprobates

Let him Cook

Anyone got any leads?

>>154263728
na bla x

>>154263703
Nah could never, I need any woman I’m with to actually want to be there, not just because I’m paying her

The Crows are on fire

LET

HIM

COOK

>>154263735
Tawnee Stone

what is the point of st kilda?

Not being able to live up to that contract is going to destroy whatever potential TDK had

>>154263735
well
what do you like

>>154263735
lillibet saunders

>>154263735
Jordan Capri

>>154263735
Active or retired?

>>154263735
ron jeremy

>>154263735
Alive or dead?

>Player dies after collapsing during Sydney soccer match as families watch on in horror
Why has this become so common in the past five years?

>>154263771
yeah this. shes a banger

Pathetic, I can't believe you guys are my best friends.

Stop posting personal stuff about your gay lives you massive fucking faggots

>>154263735
Lucyaura Taboo QoS Mommy Teaches Son about BNWO with BBC

>>154263735
Dead or aive?

>>154263735
stormy daniels

>>154263754
I’m open to anything that isn’t men or trannies

>>154263767
Yes.

>>154263775
>>154263554

>>154263775
i'm surprised it doesn't happen more often, i think it did once last year at the mcg
lots of people, including old people, stressful, yelling etc, seems like ripe grounds for heart attacks

>>154263735
Traci Lords early work

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>>154263750
ah
a man of especial taste

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>>154263735

>>154263554
we need to wrap our arms around her

There's a footy game on but you guys would rather discuss sinful things.

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ynr when nick daicos cat poster cooked some random on /v/

>>154263802
I'm trying to discuss the footy mate
I wouldn't discount the Saints from this yet

>>154263775
kids had fatal heart attacks and strokes all the time before covid you retard

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literally me if i was a foid

How much is Nasal Wanker Miller getting paid again?

>>154263810
can you tell me about your early life?

>>154263403
Faxing Berlin

Why is there faggots in this general claiming to have pregnant wives?

>>154263812
if you woke up one morning and you were all of a sudden a girl but with all your normal thoughts and memories, would it be gay to go get a dicking down to see how it feels?

>voss, ross and b.scott will never coach again after this year
feel kinda bad

Wankerneen-Milera is so overrated

MEMEBACK

the silent genocide marches on
expect more and more people to start dropping dead
this is only the beginning

>>154263832
b scott will last a bit longer but the other two suck

>>154263827
stunning gesture my m0nty, really rate that

the kfc liquid gold sauce is pretty good

flarn raan

>>154263845
your mums liquid gold is pretty good too

>>154263845
yeah it's not bad

>>154263856
i know

>>154263828
Only if you took it up the chutney
I don't have a pussy so it's not gay to get fucked in the pussy

hinkley just called thilthorpe fat

I presume all these aforementioned babies are half asian