dosn hip 26

i wonder if jez squeezes the golf ball together with his hands before he tees off like the autistic mong that he is

>>154310125
it's high time

work's gay

bloody weak as piss

>>154310229
Crisp Richmonds 2026 list

>>154310249
kek

>ynr that former brisbane player who came out as a poof a few weeks ago
such a momentous build up over the last decade or more and once it arrived, nobody gave a shit and moved on after a 2 days kek

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>>154310287
we didn't forget

daicos is gay

ynr a butthurt shatsfag has been thinking about the poof bane player for a month now because bane can win a comp without cheating the cap like they do kek

>>154310287
I became a Lions fan when I learned that they had a gay player and are the league's 'gay' team (because I'm gay)

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>without cheating the cap
lol, lmao even

>doesn't account for the million+ dollar winnings from winning a gf given by the afl
kek the self-own from the shatsfag is pathetic

>throughout the 2024 season
crisp can't read poster

>the 2024 gf didn't happen in the 2024 season
now the shatsfag is in denial
did dank's roids melt your brain you drug cheating faggot?

I hate myself

>>154310743
crisp [insert afl player or personality] XD

>>154310743
Not playing this weekend Elijah?

My favourite sideman is Harry

>>154310743
why?

nick daicos is AMAZING

>>154310812
Petracca has only played like 3 games

>>154310812
cal wilkie is a chibscab and a fraud

also
>putting midfielders on the HFF
>bench is 5 mids/rucks
classic AA nonsense

midfield has to be the most overrated position in all of sports, when in reality midfielders are a dime a dozen and mean nothing when you have a shit forward or backline

>>154310940
trvke

>>154310674
>brisbane got money before they won the gf
you're getting desperate mate. though perhaps you don't know what 'throughout the season' means...

>>154310940
2005/2006 iggs

>>154310940
So true
Crows finished top in 2025 with a very average midfield carried by ultra strong forward line and very solid defence.

midfielders are about as disposable as toilet paper, and just as replaceable as well

>>154310842
Childhood trauma, every social interaction I have is followed by hours of negative self talk

>>154310795
w2s prime needs to be studied

>>154310978
since when are finals not part of the season dickhead

>>154311070
same

>>154311102
always, it has literally been that way. at any rate, gf winners get extra funding for the next year AFTER they had won the gf the previous year. they don't get a bonus throughout the season of the year they win BEFORE they actually win it.

Apparently aspirin is a wonder drug/supplement

why does karl jobst have such a weird accent

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Apparently Ginnivan thinks a mental health round would be epic.
What would make it epic?

>Libba gets another concussion, 7th in 9 years
>Out of contract after this season

Surely this is it for him, right?

>>154311070
sorry to hear mate
just remember every single human being on the planet is a fucking retard, not just you. it helps, trust me

>>154311270
afl insurance no longer covers head injuries (they don't have a provider at all for that at the moment btw), this might force him into retirement

I can't remember which footy show it was but about a week ago they mentioned Greg Swann stated Kiddy Coleman would be possibly the biggest beneficiary from the new kick in rule.

>>154311070
>Childhood trauma
what happened?

>>154311249
Every player has to wield a butter knife for the entire game, except there's a twist and one player from each team gets a steak knife and no one is told who it is

>>154311249
all players would be given a cocktail of mind altering drugs pre-game

there shouldn't be any themed rounds except heritage round where all the teams wear the guernseys they had when they first entered the afl

there should be a Greek round where they all play nude

>>154311573
the shatsfag obsessed with the gay loins player might cum himself from reading this

>>154311573
thanks but i'm (north) macedonian

>>154311589
>>154311615
meant for AFLW

most coddled generation in history

>>154310470
Explain how this is cheating the cap.

>>154311678
even worse

Geelong cheat the cap and have a cheat ground. It's cheat2.

>Sydney midfielder Taylor Adams has had a setback with his hamstring. The former Pie was coming back from his previous hamstring strain but he re-did the injury last week
they gave parker the arse for him kek

Golf actually looks fun desu, any of you cunts play?

>>154311793
and got doped up by dank
cheat3

>>154311829
yeah, 10 handicap here
but also FOWF, dont want any more tradies on our courses

>>154311888
how do i get shallow and stop early extending?

Reminder that there is zero evidence that Elijah was affected by any drugs during that game and such allegations are slander

>>154311959
You are testing each player for drugs before playing, right?

Australia's Fertility Rate:

1960: 3.45

2025: 1.64

Been a mentally ill boozer for over a decade and never once got admitted to hospital.

KWAB Hollands

Today is Hitler’s birthday

>>154312130
He's even better then you at boozing baka ngmi desu desu

>>154312146
yesterday m8

>>154312130
we know, turdbo

kek banepoof in a big tizzy today. homosexuals are so emotional.

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>>154312076
>Migrants outnumbering natural births at a rate of 2.5:1
Things are so unbelievably fucked.

>>154312271
i'm going to have 3 kids with my blonde hair blue eyes wife

shatsfag on melty alert

>>154311930
"feel" like youre pulling the club down behind your back as you start your downswing
"feel" like youre pushing your left hip backwards away from the ball as your first/predominant hip movement of the downswing

>>154312281
Great. Now you just need 1.2 million white households to do the same.

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>>154312289
He's been melting every day for months.

>>154312271
>>154312314
Most of my friends actively DONT want to have kids. Even my friends who are married.

>Jarrod Berry out for 3-4 weeks with a calf
I know Lions did it last year with a shitload of injuries but they seem pretty banged up early this year.

>>154312271
>Things are so unbelievably fucked.
why's that mate? people are just replaceable gdp production units

>>154312355
Yeah, this is the sad reality. Even if you are having 3 kids personally you're just adding 3 white faces to your local school which is virtually all brown. The numbers aren't doing it. Need remigration, cost of living reduction across the board and whites to feel comfortable and secure enough to raise families again.

you blokes are fucking retarded

you blokes are bloody rippers

grouse mob here deadset

>>154312419
based

deadly mob unnah

lachie neale cheated on his wife lol

last quarter of dees bane is worth watching
dees are genuinely fun to watch and actually look like they could make wildcard kek

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the post

Whites are evil

>>154312478
well if it isn't the once a month post from the betoota advocate that shits on lefties so redditors can then say "they make fun of both sides!"

>>154312460
And it’s okay to join in on the dogpile on him, we don’t care about his mental health

>>154312271
>>154312355
i'm probably a few years off now, friends are only just starting to get married (i'm 28) but my sis is a few years older and in this position
all her early 30s friends don't want kids or 'want someday' but aren't planning for it/thinking about it much, too focused on work and housing etc

>>154312478
>>154312495
please don't phonepost

also thank god, the ball and stick captcha just reverted back to the easier odd one out captcha

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>>154312495
>all women
kek
just saw this the morn too

>>154312505
Go to he'll I'll phone post all I want

>>154312490
You're free to go abroad and live in a country that wasn't built by whites.

Tess is way hotter than Jules and I will die on that hill

ADHD isn't real
being le heckin neurospicy is all the rage now so women are clambering over one another to get telehealth appointments and then deliberately answering the soft science "quiz" with the responses that will give them the diagnosis they so desperately crave

>>154309536
based afl umpire trainee

>>154312517
If you promise to not interfere in that country sure

>>154312464
dees got bargain basement picks like steele and mihocek and look better than the aints spending millions, even though both are not destination clubs. genuinely pathetic how shit the aints are.

>>154312518
no way
i know it's a maymay but she has huge ugly nasolabial folds and ugly cheekbones
she titmogs jules but that's it

>>154312528
yep pies and saints both fucked up letting them go
>>154312518
if you're into bimbos maybe

>>154312507
Trying to find a modern woman that isn't on some kind of meds is an uphill battle.

>>154312524
How come browns don't need to make that promise before they come to white countries?

though i do think there is some talent on the aints list, the real issue with the team is ross lyon who was always a dogshit useless fuckwit excuse for a coach. a chris fagan or dimma hardwick would win premierships with that list and ross certainly isn't either of those

been thinking about getting some prescrippy rits so I can focus better
social media has and continues to annihilate my attention span so need a counter force

ross lyon is football’s biggest fraud

Mm clean bed sheets are just the best
G'night alfies

>>154312575
biggest charlatan*

>>154312495
erm. no. you can make fun of things i don't like. but not me. that's not heckin allowed.

ADHD denial is misogynistic

>>154310812
Is Wayne Milera related to Kysaiah Wayne Milera

Why is it such a big deal that an afl umpire analyses horsies anyway

>>154312600
fuck you nick

>>154312600
its what's known as a perceived conflict of interest and can cause reputational damage to the organisation or company. it doesn't look good basically. what the risk controls are within afl house we don't know but it's failed the pub test.

Is there a community of crack users in Australia? I feel like it's such a niche thing

>>154312607
thats the best case scenario too

>>154312608
Go to literally any build site in this country and you'll find a community of crack users.

>>154312607
Basically he should have declared a conflict of interest when he got the sportsbet gig with the afl.

>>154312610
yeah that's a good point too

>>154312614
i reckon he did all his due diligence but the afl signed off on it and basically stated that the reputational damage was minimal to the benefit of appeasing their major betting partner. shit decision. shit advice. heads should roll internally imho

>>154312614
i'm pretty sure he did but the afl said it was fine

ynr the schultz incident when laura kane released 3 statements within the space of a few days that all contradicted each other

>>154312617
>>154312619
If I were him I'd be pulling up that document and making a personal copy for myself before the afl tries to throw him under the bus and maybe seeking the advice of an industrial lawyer.

How could Nick Foot even rig games for sportsbets benefit even if he wanted to?

>>154312630
hes probably fine from a legal perspective. afl operations team have a bit of work to do as a result. gov probably might even drop a please explain desu dunno if any laws are applicable tho cbf asking ai

>>154312631
>How could Nick Foot even rig games for sportsbets benefit even if he wanted to?
Don't expect any actual evidence from posters here

>>154312518
Yeah I agree.

Shes "hotter" but looks too much like an insta whore. Jules looks "nicer" and probably makes a better partner. And reality confirms this as Tess was a cheater while Jules was not.

>>154312631
the reality is he couldn't besides making more than 1-2 bad calls a game
most people don't know or think about the fact that umps have their own coach and get reviewed and sometimes dropped after games
but the optics of it are still bad

>>154312631
>>154312637
its not even about that
its a bad look for the afl
because the direct link and payment from sportsbet as the same time as an official adjudicator for the afl raises eyebrows and just because you can't see how it would doesn't matter for the majority of people. its just a bad look.

what a gay as fuck OP
kys faggot

>>154312651
nick foot definitely does qualify for that, bloke makes fucking howlers every game he does and the free kick count is often astronomically one-sided. look at hawthorn v geelong on easter, the bloke was basically barracking for geelong the entire time. i was watching that as a neutral as well, so when he did that shit to my pooties i was furious. and again, he did snus v dosn on the weekend and shockingly the dosn had like at least ten more frees than the suns.

>>154312631
Troy panel paid 17 free kicks to the bulldogs and 1 free kick to the crows and in a game and it flew under the radar at the time

>>154312631
Betting providers don't really have an interest in fixing games, in fact it's actually the opposite. They want matchfixers caught as they undermine their profits. Organized crime are the ones who are mostly behind match fixing.

An umpire can easily help in spot fixing, for example they could give generous frees to one team to try and keep a game close so it stays in the under points line. They could also give certain players light free to help boost their disposal count.
You could give a forward light frees so they can get x amount of goals.

There's no one on the field who has more power to influence the outcome of bets then the umpire.

>>154312637
You were right

*imagines what i could be buying instead*

>>154312672
https://www.zerohanger.com/cost-us-a-flag-adelaide-legend-calls-afl-to-investigate-disgraced-former-umpire-following-fraud-allegations-162753/#

Did Ned and the afl really thing "gee I can genuinely umpire games and work for a betting agency that's income is derived from outcomes of afl games" ???

Like umpires are supposed to embody good judgement and maintain the appearance of not having bias?

Either Ned is too stupid to continue umpiring and whoever in the afl approved this conflict of interest is too stupid to work in that position or ned and the afl are corrupt and it's a much worse issue.

cattle rustlers belong in the lowest circle of hell

The next question is how many other umpires have similar arrangements that were approved by the afl?

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Remember when their was a scandal of systemic concealment of recreational drug use by clubs of players from ASADA.

Then the next weekend some guy was yelling racial slurs at eddie betts kids and the news cycle moved on and everyone forgot.

The butters things happens people start asking about the integrity of afl and how in bed it is with gambling companies wonder if it's a systemic problem.

The next week we now have the Elijah incident and that's taking precedence in the footy news media headlines.

the next question is how many other clubs like geelong have similar cap rorts that were approved by the afl?

>>154312722
its a massive stretch but ill buy in

whats wrong with recreational drug use anyway?
who decided that alcohol is le safe and legit whilst cocaine is not?

>>154312730
Chemistry.

>>154312730
v progressive post for alf

>Head coach of the Tasmania Devils Women's VFL side's tarot reading pastime

>ahh yeah nah it wasnt our fault we lost today its because saturn is in retrograde

>>154312725
think about it like this. FTA gets all it's income from advertising. Who are the major advertiser's for sports in particular afl on FTA "sports betting" so they can influence what stories the news runs. Same with foxtel, kayo to a degree as well since they run sports betting ads.

>>154312730
Just go have a pint and a punt and stop asking no questions

>>154312731
rory lobb should look max with a mullet

>something thats grown naturally versus a man mad chemical concoction that resembles poison
really makes yout hink

>>154312741
>called the devils
>uses divination of the devil
poetry

nuclear fallout take: Fanta zero sugar is leaps and bounds better than Fanta

Why is nobody talking about Fremantle?

>>154312754
>I don't like my slop unless it's even sloppier slop

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>>154312755

is ruby schleicher a confirmed leso?
i would very much like to stick my penis in her vagina and hear her moan in her husky voice

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>devils vs demons

>>154312742
i reckon you might be onto something
carlton and the afl have managed to spin the story of hollands into a positive one. right as carlton were doing badly in the press. as well. its a win win situation + ellijah hollands got 1 touch so maybe his disposals odds were juicy and the house wanted to win

>>154312768
>666 rule
gets the old noggin choggin

>>154312763
lesbians love cock more than anyone

>>154312755
ngl they are my dark horse

thinking i need to do a drastic cry for help like elijah hollands
sick of smiling and pretending its ok

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>>154312763
Unless something's chanced I'm pretty sure she's one of the few straight ones in the aflw but I think she's been with her bloke for a while. That girl people thought was her girlfriend was her roommate.

>>154312769
I'm just saying this story happened the next week there was always going to be some story coming out of the next round. The Elijah thing happened so they hyper focused on that and are trying to move on from the Ned Long thing because they don't want anyone to dig too deep into it. All the footy news media is incentivised through sports betting advertising and afl access to not rock the boat so they drop the Ned Long thing and focus on the "wrap your arms around him story."

>>154312782
We need to put our arms around this anon

>>154312777
liar

>>154312786
What did Ned Long do?

>>154312776
Contrarian final boss

>>154312789

sorry got confused meant to say nick foot

who woulda though all the neets itt who believe in the great replacement also think the afl is rigging spot bets

>>154312782
It's not time to make a change
Just relax, take it easy
You're still young, that's your fault
There's so much you have to know

>Now Worksafe Victoria is investigating Carltank
Kwab, they should have been sponsored by Youi not Bane

No footy.
It's a bit grim. Two more sleeps then there will be footy.

>>154312807
Carlton are FUCKED

They should bring back Monday night footy

>>154312803
I don't bet on sports so right now it doesn't bother me but If I lost money on a bet on an afl market and or using sportsbet app or a game that nick foot officiated. I'd be referring this matter to Sports Integrity Australia.

>>154312803
The great replacement is verifiable. Even without the ignorable data backing it up there is extensive documentation showing how deeply it was planned and how long that planning goes back but you're apparently a conspiracy theorist for noticing freely available information along with seeing what's right in front of your face.

>>154312819
And the rigging is verifiable by watching the 2016 grand final

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>>154312822

>>154312817
fuck no

anzac day is a wild card preview

Lost all my money on sportsbet so it's rice and beans for dinner for the forseeable future

What is this weird obsession with a mental health round that people have

>>154312862
it's a backdoor to pride round
>did you know that LGBTQIAPP+ individuals are so much more like to have ANXIETYANDDEPRESSION and attempt self-unaliving? that's heckin problematicalistic y'all

you guys didnt forget about the anzacs for almost an entire year right?

>>154312874
It's appropriate that pride round would use a backdoor.

>dogs in injury crisis
>check who they play this week
>sydney swans
fucking every time this fraudulent side

swans will make em seethe!

>>154312877
I've been enjoying biscoff's this year desu

>>154312877
i don't know what i'm not supposed to forget and no one's ever told me, only that i'm supposed to "not forget" something about the anzacs or something

>>154312889
By choking on grand final day again?

>>154312877
im turkish

>>154312901
what do you think lest we forget means fuckhead

The anzacs would be disgusted by what our country has become. My grandad went to New Guinea to kill gooks, now we just give them all our jobs and houses

more of a vaguyna type myself

big boobs

>>154312885
Just enjoy it. Just means another season where they cruise to the finals then get exposed. Wouldn't surprise me if Lions or Cats were the ones to pants them in a granny yet again.

>>154312911
no one gets "given" anything mate

up and atom champs
https://x.com/cb_doge/status/2046324936885879135?s=46

>>154312918
*gives you something*

>>154312917
sick of these shit cunts ruining a grand final by the 2nd qtr

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>>154312918
lol

>>154312917
not a swansman but you are way off the mark with that assumption
don't forget gulden will be back before finals probably

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>>154312918

>>154312927
>not a swansman but you are way off the mark with that assumption
Why?

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>>154312928

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>>154312755
Vic media don't care about them. Much easier to dunk on dosn and carlton for the billionth time.
That said their start of the year has been pretty soft. Really tough block in the middle of the year so I'll see how they look after that. I think they're good and hopefully top 4 but where they finish depends a bit on other teams choking as well.

>>154312934
>all for free
>STOP THE ACADEMIES!!!!

>>154312933
>brisbane third
they will be lucky to play finals lmao

>>154312935
straight sets

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If Murphy Reid played for a vic club he'd be sucked off as much as Daicos. Thank god 16 clubs were too dumb to pick him first

>>154312943
How much are they paying to miss finals?

>>154312945
the little genius

going to an email sender convention tomorrow
daniel ricciardo is talking at it

>>154312943
You can lock them in for finals. There’s no way they finish beyond 10th and they’ll smash any team they meet in a wild card. Not happening though. They’ll finish top 6.

Kek emailsenders really think they relate to an F1 driver

>>154312934
is there an uglier cunt on the planet than darcy moore

>>154312970
Not even the ugliest man in the AFL desu.

>>154312967
To be fair copy pastings things into chatgpt is almost the equivalent of winning the Monaco GP

email sender is not a gimmick champ

It's kinda weird that with the increase in productivity AI has offered email senders nothing has changed whatsoever across their industries aside from a few megacorps downsizing.
The economy is so fake and gay.

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>in the car with gf
>Better Man starts playing on the radio

>Dees-Blues in talks for AFL marquee mental health game
WE DID IT REDDIT

Ultimately the individual is in control of their mental health and outside forces can do little other then offer lip service.

>>154312982
eh, i built a system that uses AI to scan order submissions that meant 6 people got laid off and 2 repurposed. we get orders in spreadsheets, pdfs, photos of spreadsheets, and even photos of handwritten notes. the redundees were manually entering these orders into our oms.
also dev is about 2x as productive for the same number of people

>>154312918
i'm on the dole

people aren't falling for the fred meme again are they?

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>>154312929

>>154312997
>One department lost 75% of its work force and another two had their roles defined
This is what you should be seeing industry wide with the change in productivity and yet most companies seem to be going ahead with the status quo.

>>154313010
thanks for proving my point
check what melbourne has done to brisbane the past two seasons
enjoy celebrating the wins in april whilst your heart gets ripped out in the 2nd qtr of the GF again... if you make it LOL

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Mental Health crisis aye...

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>>154313010
Yeah. So?

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>big finals player joel asharty

>>154313012
i think a lot of your point is explained by people not really understanding what their business could be doing with AI
as in, its an adoption issue - not a capability issue

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>>154313022
>>154313027

>>154313012
the traditional company archetype will be replaced by individual chad anglos with a laptop and clade code subscription

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>swans have shat the bed in another granny, time to fire up the races at quarter time

>>154313038
What happens once business en masse realise they're paying multiple people salaries to pretend to work on things an automated AI process can complete with hours, minutes or even seconds?

>>154313051
they get rid of those people? i dont get your point

We need to wrap our arms around Cy Walsh

>>154313060
The point has been pretty clear from the start. Our fake and gay economy is limping towards collapse. Millions of people who think they are secure and employed doing pointless busy work are going to be unemployed within a decade.

>>154313067
sounds based

>>154313067
right im very aware of that future but thats kinda the opposite of what you said in >>154312982 and >>154313012

>>154313072
We're already probably around 12% without any fudging of the numbers. Shit is going to get crazy.

the easiest solution to basically every problem is to ban women from the workforce

>>154313079
No it isn't. The first one is a tongue in cheek comment to get people to consider why things aren't changing, the second one emphasises the same thing by highlighting how change is inevitable but businesses are still refraining from massive change. It's all pretty consistent.

>>154313101
the thing is that anyone whos been following the downsizing has noticed that many of the megacorps have had big issues with their services soon afterwards. amazon being the most blatant example
so one could construe your earlier messages as "ai is an overblown joke"
i wouldnt be rushing into ai adoption if i was a megacorp with a proven businessmodel

The moon is looking like Mac Tonight

>>154313109
>one could construe your earlier messages as "ai is an overblown joke"
I'm happy to play devil's advocate for a discussion.
>i wouldnt be rushing into ai adoption if i was a megacorp with a proven businessmodel
Status quo is safe. Change is scary and uncertain. For more than just the businesses.

>>154312909
Yeah but not forget what?

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Dinner on the way, lads.

>>154313118
the biggest problem i see at the moment is that ai isn't a mature system at all. even the benchmarking tests they do for proving a new model's effectiveness get fudged by the ai (e.g. one model cached the correct test answers so it could directly retrieve them instead of "working out" the answer)
we've found that ai can only get you 80% of the way. even that order system we built still has to have constant human oversight because it will just hallucinate things
would imagine a lot of other businesses are seeing the same inconsistency in results (which is a better explanation than man's resistance to change imo)

>>154313126
>perfect hand off

>>154313126
if a girl like this has to do uber eats then society is totally cooked

>>154313129
She def doesn't play for Richmond

>pull back foreskin
*sniiiiifffff*

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My sister has fibromyalgia apparently. I told her to stop being lazy and making up fake illnesses and now she’s crying and refusing to speak to me

>>154313138
*looks up her numberplate*

>>154313138
Follow her home

>>154313127
That's a fair point and there are plenty of hilarious stories emerging with business jumping the gun, laying off their staff and then having to deal with enormous issues caused by hallucinations or newly generated problems altogether but I think resistance to change is big. Laying off hundreds or thousands of people isn't something even the greediest of business like to do (rightly) and even before the onset of AI you could have stripped massive amounts of the bloated departments without seeing a single piece of evidence for a verifiable reduction in productivity. I think within a very short time it will unfortunately be impossible for most businesses to ignore how little is actually being produced by their workforce.

>>154313139
not a real disease and i refuse to believe it

Where could they even play in overseas round?

might get back into ksp

>>154313149
plenty of countries have cricket stadiums

hate when i bump into aussies overseas and they're just being as aussie as possible like why the fuck even go anywhere

1. Most of the music I like is bands few have heard of. Yet I like enough hugely famous bands to seem mainstream (Oh how emo)

2. Nothing makes me laugh more than a topical news related Radio show from 3 years ago.

3. My "Favourite" and "Best I've seen/heard" in many things are often different.

4. I've quit my current job twice but have wound up back there yet again.

5. My seemingly large ego is for the most part purely for jokes

6. Most people who know me in "real life" would have no concept about what I'm like at the football on the weekend. My continued lack of a voice on Mondays baffle all.

7. I can best be described as a merging of George Costanza, Cosmo Kramer and GOB Bluth.

8. I have countless pseudonyms. Among them are Steven Snell and Armitage Shanks.

9. I never fail to spot undercover Ticket Inspectors.

10. The most important thing when I go out somewhere is my MP3 player. Without it the train rides would be unbearable.

11. I really quite like Titanic.

12. I prefer Pepsi over Coke. Futurama to The Simpsons. Batman to Superman. Rain to Sun. I'm just different.

13. I love Shaun Micallef, but can't go past Tony Martin for the title of funniest man in Australia.

14. I love cold weather and rain. I'm a cold, bitter person.

15. I would one day like to be a film director

16. 95% of the time, despite saying I concede defeat, I think I'm right

17. Everyday I will listen to at least one of Johnny B Goode, Gimme Shelter or Takin' Care of Business. Usually on the way to work.

18. I'm not as obsessed with Superman or Batman as people may claim I am.

19. I think that if you're going to offend someone, you may as well do it properly

>>154313149
Imagine the potential for banana kicks on square grounds

not reading that

reading that

I don't like singing, dancing, loud music and live music

>>154313147
yeah ive been enjoying the tales from idiots that have been mindlessly implementing it
i think the big layoffs might take longer than you'd expect but we will see how things pan out
i've got this theory that people will start trying to support "human run" businesses, just like they "support local" currently. i.e. the social element of the ai changes to the world will be significant and means it won't be as simple as everyone just losing their jobs in some near future year

>>154313158
>just posting random useless facts about himself in a football general
Sad. This is a lonely, lonely man.

>>154313170
Lol
Lmao

>>154313147
>I think within a very short time it will unfortunately be impossible for most businesses to ignore how little is actually being produced by their workforce.
why would that be unfortunate?

>>154313172
We should wrap our arms around him in that case

this entire general only consists of gossip and idle chatter

>>154313172
Hoo boy.

Wrap your arms around THIS

*unzips dick*

>>154313180
We need RC to come back more than ever, elevate the discourse in this place

I love to spew hate on the internet

>>154313176
Even if you're a useful person in a world full of unemployed you've got to live with all the angry and frustrated people that aren't.

>>154313193
thank god for bread and circuses am i right?

>>154313196
>Bread is unaffordable and the circuses are unwatchable
oof

>>154313184
How about this….

*wraps my lips around your cock*

>>154313193
i don't see how a fake economy full of jewish daycare "jobs" is any better. at least if people are unemployed they might be spurred on to actually create value... but that wont be allowed to happen. uni will roll out. people will live in ze pods.

I still call things ’gay’ meaning that they are bad or undesirable or inconvenient

>>154313207
>uni will roll out
ubi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAi1nqddzuE

>>154313210
this but with "jewy"

we are meant to be together

>These normies think useless eaters wont be put to work.

This whole system we are in is reaching an inflection point (probably by design) and about to undergo a massive shift. Right now is the implementation phase aka constructing the architecture of the (beast) system before fully turning it on. We are building our own open air prison.

why are neets so obsessed with ubi

Lucifer is King, praise Satan!

>>154313234
because if i had UBI i'd have time to write poetry and paint and maybe start a rescue shelter for stray doggos

>>154313234
The laziest are always the ones who demand the most

ol mate bismuth over here bringing the edge thinking it’s still 2009

I'm just so tired of life

people freak out about ai destroying jobs but on the other hand it lowers the bar to starting a business an insane degree

there's not much to like down at punt road in 2026 - David King

>>154312933
>beat no good teams
>lose to lower teams
>ranked 4th
why is everyone talking up fred?

>>154313250
In Soviet Russia

Life is tired of you!

do NOT google
"Businessperson and former CEO of the Best Western"

>>154313234
UBI is essential with AI on the rise, they need to start introducing it now.

Was Kingy nearly caretaker coach of Richmond 20 years ago?

here's an idea: the ""power rankings"" should just be the current ladder

>>154313254
On paper it's a good list.

>>154313259
but that just makes me more curious and want to google it!

>>154313260
>muh ubi
>i want it now!
sorry anon but I don't want my tax dollars going toward your gaming PC

Cheap seats is back tonight

any good tech purchases lately

>>154313284
Was thinking of buying a breathalyser

Might head to bed and read my book

>>154313284
I don't buy anything anymore. Don't plan on buying any new tech unless my phone or laptop dies.

>>154313273
well deng and bung are gonna steal yours then

>>154313254
You gotta understand the fred customer base. These were traditionally hipster/arty types that weren't into sport or into niche sports. They were in the park with the hacky sack drinking boxed red wine with their fixies. They latched onto Fred because they saw it as more authentic kinda a working class/port worker niche rather than the big bad corporate iggs. They didn't grow up loving afl in fact they probably rejected it during the teen years because it was too mainstream a sport. So they don't understand the sport and for instance they don't know what the difference is between straight wins/losses and wins/losses vs good or bad teams. Another part of the freo faithful is the mines/oil and gas types these are all nerds that after finishing their engineering courses had to integrate with tradies due to work so the best way to fit in is adopt a football team and buy a ute. So that's what they did and everyone was supporting the Eagles so they decided to support the other team to be a it different give the underdog a go, that's as much thought they put into the process. Yes some of the fred supporter base has some real working class people who live in and around fremantle and work at the ports that grew up playing footy and supporting south/east fred wafl clubs but that doesn't make up the majority of the club.

The thing is now fred has turned into this plastic corporate franchise that isn't even based in fremantle anymore they've lost all that authentic underdog identity they once had.

so true

>>154313308
1 sentence or less please. I don't have the time to read all that with my basy schedual

>>154313308
I've seen abos walking around newman/karratha/port hedland in fred gear don't forget about them

why do they keep expanding the over populated capital cities instead of building up the countless regional towns all over the country?

literally me
https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/v1ojkUhCKS