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i miss the footy show

>wogs v swosn
phew no shithouse big 4 franchise for once

markers up vs jack in the pack

king of the pack

>>154320681
mark's up (or marks up) for me

>>154320709
this

markers up or death

>>154320709
yep

>>154320650
same. those blokes built the footy media industry and there hasn't been anything as good since the network chopped their balls off.

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*wins the 2026 norm smith*

>mckay concussion, pittonet broken hand
How will the baggers wrap their arms around freo? Maybe bring ‘lij back from the hospital?

>>154321007
>mckay concussion
not my problem lmao

>>154320673
just two shit teams in a crap one-sided matchup that make you pine for the big 4 shitters

Reckon the dons beat the pies this weekend

>>154321389
i said that last thread mate

Reckon you dickheads have been predicting the pies falling off for years now and they always prove /afl/ wrong

Pies to beat the bummers

the pies are fucked

I reckon the pies win but only by making the game a low scoring snoozefest

the misso is making anzac biccies

>be me
>last night watch some classic simpsons season 4 with the misso (shes never really watched the simpsons)
>watch the episode where Bart gets a crush on the new girl next door while Homer goes to the all you can eat seafood place
>getting lunch at Cafe
>group of executive types sitting at table next to me
>overhear someone mention the simspons
>dont catch the whole thing but part of the convo
>"...that simpsons episode where homer and Marge go to the seafood restaurant and take them to court because homer doesn't get all he can eat. And in court the lawyer asks Marge what they did when they left and she said they went fishing - 'does this sound like a man who had all he can eat?' "

Yoooooo wtf i literally watched this last night and now someone next to me is discussing this same 35 year old cartoon episode. SPOOKY!!!

I'M A COOKER BABY

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>>154321395
We rockin' 9/9 this week

>>154321804
the virgin metrosexual vs the chad country boy

>>154320956
hate how this drug fiend acts like such an attention whore and as soon as he's interviewed, he acts all shy and anxious
wow, you're such a complex individual with your fake mental health disorders

Crazy how Tex Walkers son goes for Collingwood and his favourite player is Nick daicos

>>154321711
had something similar happen to me the other day
>driving along the freeway listening to the radio
>see a car pulled over by the highway patrol
>remember a video i had seen recently where a guy who got pulled over started playing inner circle's 'bad boys' (the theme from Cops) which caused the police officer to laugh as he was walking up to the car
>less than 30 seconds later, 'bad boys' comes on the radio
>swear I had never even heard this song on the radio before and had only ever heard it during the cops intro as a kid
i was rattled tbqh

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>>154321981
nick daicos went for carlton and his favourite player was marc murphy

good to see juddy's sons are still iggs customers

I have film and TV episode snippets randomly pop into my head, that's how I know it will be on TV soon

>>154320607
Minecraft steve

>>154320332
thats why I'm on the NDIS {Nick.Daicos.Is. Sexualchocolate), normie. Bet you're not even obese like all the heftyCHADS in here. fucking sexhaving tradie scum gtfo .

>>154322082
They is NOT making the afl

>>154322082
hey! those kids sold me shit meth! fucken little cunts I'm gettin that hundo back one way or the other.

whos been letting this redditor make the OP

>>154322082
marc murphy went for north melbourne and his favourite player was glenn archer

glenn archer went for collingwood and his favourite player was darren millane

>Moving away from a diagnosis-led system, Health Minister Mark Butler is introducing standardised, evidence-based assessments to make NDIS access strictly reserved for those with “significant” functional impairments.

ticktock fatties, thats your jsp calling not raj from dominos saying he's at the door for the 3rd time today

>>154322385
your mum went for my cock and I was her favourite player
she gave birth to u so im your favourite player and your mum is a tasty slag

>>154322385

Darren Millane went for 20 stubbies and his favourite player was deservedly dying in a car accident.

>>154322360
its over
(((turbo))) and his newfag dickriders won
this general is now r/AFL 2.0

>turbo won
>op is the antithesis of a turbo thread
huh?

turbo is based and so are his autistic threads

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>Can Jeremy Cameron kick 1000 goals?
No. No he can’t.

>>>/g/108653357

it's weird how skinny jeremy cameron is for a key forward who has been in the system for 15 years

>>154322645
he'll crack 900 but 1000 will be tough as he probably needs three more exceptionally good seasons after this year

>>154322760
he's not kicking 50+ goals in a season as a 35 year old

>>154322818
why?

>>154322645
Fradulant goals kicked at a cheat ground. Doesn't count.

>>154322922
giants stadium and manukah oval are cheat grounds

why haven't any weevils been all-time highest goal kickers?

>fraudulent goals at a cheat ground
tom hawkins 2009 gf goal on notice

>>154322963
wa players have shorter careers because of all the travel the have to do

>>154323018
>fred
kek

Barry Hall's kid's names are:
Miller
Houston
Samson
Clay

just awful
i hope nobody here has a surname as a first name

>>154323062
no but last name has been bastardised into a first name

>>154323062
Clay Hall plays for the Eagles m8

chead
ground

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>>154323126
sneed

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>fractured my pinky on my wanking hand

For the opposite of old, do you say 'nyoo' or 'noo' (in reference to word written as 'new')?

>160,000 people kicked off NDIS
Finally you dregs of society will suffer the consequences of your laziness and us tradies will reap the rewards like we should

>>154323351
basado

fremantle will NEVER win a flag

Genuinely feel like im dying

>>154323351
wtf labor actually did it the mad cunts

>>154318653
meant for >>154323544

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my doggo got into the vegetable garden again and destroyed my freshly planted raspberries

>>154323569
Did you beat it?

>>154323569
what a stitch up

>>154323579
retard dog owner alert

>>154323579
No, my wife believes you don't beat dogs anymore. I firmly told her off and that's it. I need to do better to stop her getting in there

only third worlders & browns beat dogs

>>154323616
did you beat your wife at least?

melbourne is a good city, even a great one, but it is simply inferior to adelaide, sydney, and brisbane.

>>154323660
>brisbane
>adelaide
any city that doesn't have fully developed public transport infrastructure will always be second-rate

It's not in vogue atm but physical discipline is actually highly effective at modifying behaviour.

>>154323320
nyoo of course
the wife and a few mates say noo and other americanisms and it's annoying

my father is law does NDIS stuff like taking spackers out for ice cream and i swear half his clients are just alcoholics who are otherwise perfectly fine

>>154323671
melbourne has plenty of pt deficiencies as well, like no rail from the airport

Which AFL club has the worst fans?

>>154323741
Hawthorn

>>154323741
fred

>>154323741
collongwood and carlton easily

>>154323741
Pies or poos

>>154323731
neither does adelaide, which only has one direct line through the city

>>154323741
Poort

we are a serious city
we have the o bahn

>>154323755
adelaide makes up for it with a cheap bus rather than 20 dollars either way with a skybus
ive never had trouble getting around adelaide, sydney, or melbourne via pt. bane has the worst pt but quality of life is higher because it's not as crowded

>>154323769
>not as crowded
not for long

>transportation patter

truly the lowest form of conversation

>>154323741
North Melbourne

>>154323769
>cheap bus
standard fare of 4.55 with a 2h expiry for a late bus that comes every 25 minutes

>>154323801
is that more or less expensive than the skybus fuckhead
an uber from the airport into adelaide cbd is cheaper than the skybus

>>154323741
north

i don't really care about public transport because i avoid it like the plague
i couldn't imagine anything worse than sitting on a train full of loud, obnoxious indians and gooks

>>154323818
is it cheap or not? it is not. i'm not talking about the skybus or uber.

just realised my wanking hand is also my ass wiping hand

i don't really care about driving because i avoid it like the plague
i couldn't imagine anything worse than sitting traffic full of loud, obnoxious indians and gooks

i randomly switched to wanking lefty as a teen because it felt more like someone else was jerking me off and i haven't gone back since

The humble afternoon coffee.

>>154323825
headphones nigga

the crisp afternoon zero sugar monster

>>154323660
newcastle mogs all those shitholes

We should put together an /afl/ brains trust to put together some new memes

>>154322645
>Optimistically has 3 more years left after this
>Has to average 66 goals a season to hit 1000
>Has hit at least 66 a season twice across his career
Statistically unlikely.

>>154323869
well it's better than melbourne i agree with that

>>154323873
Why not just spam quotes from shitty TV ads?

>>154323873
many are saying this

>>154323018
Splitting hairs but I feel like Poort are closer than Bloos because while they'll both be starting a rebuild next year and getting a top 5 pick through father-son and academy Port have a few more pieces of the future team already in place than Carlton do.
Kinda grim for GWS to think they've missed their window but I'm not sure that's wrong.

>>154323062
>Houston Hall
Sounds like a Marvel character.

There are a lot of cunts in here, or children.

He looks early 20s at worst. One thread is people going on about wanting a men's mental health round, now we are in here ripping into a dude for something he can't control.

To all the people that are going to say "it's just a light joke make, chill out". Fuck you. Dude absolutely would be self conscious about this and making a joke out of it, is exactly why we need mental health awareness. Body shaming fucks people up.

This sub needs to be better

>>154323018
cold toast are pretenders

>>154323351
>still allowing unregistered providers
Not good enough. That system is going to continue be exploited. Just fucking gut it, start over and nationalise the thing for ffs.

For me it’s ending my post with unironically when I meant it ironically

crazy how nrlsperg psyopped you all into gayposting, even if ironically

>>154323925
I have never gayposted in my life.

>>154323925
He’s got you wrapped around his little finger

jordie's latest video was shit, so was the one before it

bindi irwins big fat lactating tits

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>>154323941
Hmm, yes, I would suck on those.

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>Harry Sheezel broke his finger on the weekend and didn’t train today.
>The good news is the club expects him to train on Fr-
JUSTJUSTJUSTJUSTJUST

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>>154323941
*swims in jorts*

>NDIS increasingly under the scope
is the era of micksperg over?

>>154323960
>>154323170
hmm...

>>154323987
>wanting him unmedicated again

>>154323990
Holy shit

>>154323170
gonna have to do one of those wanks that jap women give where its just the tips of their thumb and first two fingers

https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1ssc3ax/mihocek_with_a_classy_response_to_a_fan/

Why are they all losing their shit over a fairly benign crack about crowd numbers?

>>154323941
Saw a bird on the train this morning in office attire with a thin frame and massive bust. Was incredibly hard to not just go full cartoon wolf AWOOGA at her. Very much wanted to inspect those cans

>>154324030
office attire may be the hottest attire on women

>>154324030
Birds should not be riding trains and wearing pantsuits. They should be hunting insects and building nests.

>didnt deploy the tactical sunglasses so you can stare without repercussion

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>all birds are insectivores

why do you keep posting this cringe mystery meat whore you fucking poofter

>>154324036
I agree
And the real reason is because it awakens childhood memories of girls in school uniform. Office attire on women hits the same.

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>cringe mystery meat whore you fucking poofter

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>eating insects

>>154324067
KEK

Canberra is the best city

whens wrapa round

>>154323969
>neckpilled
hmm that begs the question

iggs

>Wrap Around Round
for me, it's PaRappa The Rapper

how was everyone's day?

>>154324107
I don't want to talk about it

Where do youse cum when you wank

>>154324112
in your mum

>>154324113
fucker

>>154324112
into the gusset of my neighbour's daughter's knickers that i nicked from their washing line

>>154324112
towel

swear to god the piss i just did smelt indian

>>154324112
i coom so much i shoot dust

>>154324112
Into a tissue. I use two with each fap.

>>154324129
basedo diabetes or aids

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ACCCKKKKKK

I don't wank
wanking is for losers

hello everyone i am here

>>154323616
let your wife in to pick the vegies at least

>>154324140
fuck that scared the shit out of me
ive got a few of the symptoms of aids
gonna go get tested on friday

>>154324144
>I can be tall and an agile player at the same time
when will lanklets learn

>>154324156
crisp wet on wellington regular

have any of you guys been to wet on wellington?

asterisk season

>>154324171
why

>>154324170
yes mate

>>154324195
what's it like?

imagine being gay. enjoy your AIDS

>>154324112
carpet and rub it in

love her

>>154324201
Hard to answer. I went a handful of times had a couple of 'good' experiences and the rest were 'what the fuck am I doing here?'. Helped me realise I'm not really into men. Sitting naked in the spa and sauna is pretty fun though.

>>154324202
im not even gay and dont have that much sex

>>154324179
you'll find out

>>154324218
interesting, thanks for sharing

>>154324156
based nick daicos

lol

i could rape some of you cunts until your arseholes bled and you were crying for mummy

surprised that the chase hasn't been cancelled yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDH1mp2l_X8

BRO WHY ARE DA POLITICIAN'S SELLING US OUT??!!! HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING???!!! WHY WON'T THE SAME POLITICIANS SELLING US OUT STOP STELLING US OUT???!!!

>>154324134
Yep. If I’m really horny or it’s been a couple days I use 3

Also fuck off questionsperg

>>154324232
lolmanian are you gay? have you been in a gay sauna? and do you have AIDS?

>>154324236
perfect first date

>>154324246
crisp brittany higgins

>>154324236
based commander in the russian military

>>154324236
crisp andrew mountbatten-windsor

Thoughts on blokes who train their dogs really strictly to follow commands?

>>154324236
Dean, or Dani or whatever you go by these days. You need to log off and enjoy this chapter in your life. We get it, The Junkyard Dog, can still root women yet became a woman yet is still more manly than /alf/ Thats the drugs speaking. Plesae don't make light of r*pe many of the trans posters here are still triggered because of the ra*pe they commited against so many nameless janitors. Have some heart.

>>154324258
disenfranchised loser tradies trying to gain a semblance of power over their shitty consumerist sheep lives

>>154324258
I think they're disciplined and their dogs are always pleasant to be around vs people whose dogs won't leave you alone, especially when you're eating.

>>154324255
>mountbatten-windsor
crazy how it's actually battenberg-saxe-coburg-gotha, all four of which are german

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>le training your dog is bad and makes me angry/jealous of you

i think anyone of good repute would admire a well-trained dog

dog in the back of the ute and comes to work with me
essentially my manly emotional support animal

>germans are inbred retards

>>154324277
no need to greentext that one mate

>>154324262
> gain a semblance of power over their shitty consumerist sheep lives
>brought to you by Incel Inside, major sponsor of countless hours spent videogaming and chatting with other fat losers like this cunt.

>>154324265
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

he's BOILING

>>154324277
imported heaps of the brown sneaky stabby explody rapey ones too

would the dosn have won a final if they convinced darren lockyer to turncoat or would he have been as shit as karmichael hunt or israel folau

>>154324282
Someone train this dog, he's lashing out

tradiesperg is also commiepoof? astonishing. I understand why he can'y get a job or finish an apprecnticeship now. too busy posting here.

Kangaroo burgers for tea

>eating meat

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>>154324293

>>154324268
british royal family has been foren since 1066

>>154324293
too meek, unskilled and gutless to do it yourself ?typical.

>>154324258
dogs are happier when they know their place

>>154324300
My dog would die for me because he respects me.
Your dog would eat your corpse once can no longer Pavlov him.

>>154324304
just like tradies. look how well trained they are
https://www.tiktok.com/@the.tiser/video/7127934376507198722?is_from_webapp=1

Will Pauline tell the punters that voting for her ensures a labor win in the next election?

german people may be disgusting but they do breed good dogs

stop projecting humanness onto dogs mate

>>154324316
crisp
t. luv my rottie

whos excited for sydney swans training tomorrow night

>>154324314
good, accelerate the collapse. so much the better if it destroys the coalition.

>>154324319
excellent breed. i have a boxer.

>>154324314
she's a charlatan fraud. she exploits the disenfranchised and downtrodden to further the corporate interests of MNCs and mining moguls.

>>154324322
yes we need to expediate the process of building our own prison.

>>154324331
>expediate
expedite* what you posted isn't a word

christian pootractor

>>154324329
weird how mncs and mining corps donate far more to labor than ON

I prefer cats.

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>mncs

>>154324338
where there's more political influence possible, yeah. doesn't address poorlean the con artist and her deceitful ways

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>>154324333
damn

Politicians are paid actors literal whores for hire who will say anything the nobility want them to. Do a bad job? No consequences go work in another sector, change sides on a dime. Democracy is fake all its supposed benefits are all platitudes. We need an orthodox Christian monarchy.

the 14 year old tradcath

>>154324354
i dont think kath was ever trad mate

>>154324354
Ad hominem gish gallop

sex with sex gifs

talk about the footy

sex with footy sex gifs

>>154323018
Brisbane are absolutely toast

>>154324310
>tiktok
>calling anyone a consumerist sheep
your BAAAAing is scaring the children, black sheep. fucken basketball machete sheep. send you to the middle east on a boat with all your mates.

PHOOOoooOoOoOoOooooooOooooTIIIIIIIIIIIII
footy footy footy me like footy me only personality trait is phooty duuuuu

Lets discuss how politics affects footy?

the aflw season is very short. how do the full time professional players spend their 7 months a year off?

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>>154324366

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>>154324296
>burgers made with lean protein

The built in speakers for my TV are so bad

Kangaroo is a disgusting meat

>>154324371
coaching and mentoring young preteen biological girls

Kangaroo is a disgusting football club

>>154324376
wrong

When we encounter someone cooked in the street what we don't do is kneel down and bathe their unwashed feet while we simultaneously weep for the traumas that have led them to this point in their sordid existence. No, we don't give a single shit and we walk on by possibly while shielding our young from venturing too close to them. Yet on BF we're led to believe that in these instances the majority would immediately mitigate any negative behaviours as having been caused by underlying mental health concerns and simultaneously pray that the poor victim is nurtured back to health and prosperity, as they have done with this well paid, well supported professional athlete

>>154324374
you know burger mince has fat added to it, right?

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>>154324383

>>154324380
Retard

>>154324386
What kind of fat did you add to your burgers?

WESTERN BULLDOGS

In: R.Gardner, J.Busslinger, A.Treloar, L.Smith, J.Dolan
Out: R.Lobb (hamstring), J.O'Donnell (hamstring), S.Darcy (knee), J.Croft (omitted), T.Liberatore (concussion)

SYDNEY

In: W.Edwards, D.Rampe, B.Cootee
Out: J.Hamling (omitted), I.Heeney (injured), Co.Warner (omitted)

Meat is disgusting in general

>>154324396
>I.Heeney (injured)
lol there will be some melts from anyone that brought him at top dollar for him to miss an easy kill a week or two later

>>154324396
Those outs are truly terrible... Hases anyone done a statistical analysis on how prevalant injuries are in ALF compared to other sports? Including missing games for concussion?

>>154324396
can't believe ryan gardner is still playing

jedd busslinger, the igg

>>154324410
does he sling buss?

Footy was never really that good when you think about it

>>154324415
tsmt

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easting meat is very bad. very very bad. the vehgetarian cuisine is the true gormet choice sars. it also makes your peniscock bigger!
I have spoken!

>>154324410
buss linger
holy shit we discovered the first afl player that uses /afl/ it's bus anon
*lingers at bus stop*

>>154324422
Retard

Pretty hungry might get maccies.

There is so good anime this season

>>154324409
If you're tall and can play ruck or defender at at least VFL level you can carve yourself a 10 year career on an AFL list even if you barely play a senior game.

>Gone from waiting until 9pm for it to get dark to it getting dark before 6pm within a few weeks
This throws your system out so much.

beavo

I HATE DAYLIGHT SAVING
I HATE DAYLIGHT SAVING

might have a couple of cheeky beavoes actually

>>154324422
eating epic reddit bacon won't cure your micropenis

>>154324410
bussligger

ken hinkley > beavo

kin henkley

still reckon king ken should take over at richmond or carlton, been saying for some time now

Retard meat eaters thinking they’re owning libtards by being a fat glutton

>>>/v/737410842

>>154324476
We wuz gods n shieeet

>>154324464
I doubt he's going to go back into coaching now that he has a comfy media position. He won't be a senior coach ever again and he'll be making more from a few hours work at Fox Footy with zero stress than he would as a full time assistant coach. Why would he do that to himself?

might need to break out the trackies

I'm so old

ancuck day

>>154324467
Post your body if you're going to talk like this.

>>154324486
yeah it seems he's settling into a comfy media gig, which is fair enough. just thought he could've been good for one of those struggling teams

atheists are so dumb

its super saturday first anzac day second

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>>154324490
How do you fare?

>>154324500
I would say misguided and ignorant at the least

>>154324476
>Those mythologies white people were creating about 3000 years ago were actually stories about black people
>I say that with zero research, evidence, logic or reasoning
I'm convinced.

>>154324515
Nah they’re tards

Got a soul to sell hot off the presses

Everyone but me is stupid. Prove me wrong.

>>154324529
David King. There's your answer.

wife calls me her well trained dog. gives me treats when she plays with the pack leader

The new host of who wants to be a millionaire sucks. BRING BACK EDDIE

>>154324537
wife sounds like a bitch

>>154324529
there are very smart people who are very stupid in many respects, and vice versa
comparatively, we all have our strengths and weaknesses

When's RC supposed to come back?

Watching the office

rc is dead mate

>>154324552
he's dead

>>154324554
>>154324558
sloppy job mossad

kingys on

>custom rss feed of aggregate afl websites
>a few select fan channels on youtube
>/afl/
Literally don't need anything more.

I think there is something wrong with my liver, my piss smells like a 2 week dead possum.

>>154324570
based diabetes or aids customer

>>154324567
How about a real life friend?

>>154324567
and r/afl

meant /r/feet

>>154324567
ayo this nigga using rss wtf

vrazy how your allowed to say nigga on a blueboard but not nigger when they both have the same referent.

>>154324567
>No what RSS feeds are but never used them
I know they died off but why? What replaced them and what advantages are there to still using them?

>>154324592
>No what
Jesus, I'm fucking retarded. Why do I keep making errors like this all the time now? My mind never used to be this mushy.

rss feeds are reddit for incels

>>154324591
its because this iteration of the janman actually isnt a b& happy retard

What's an rss feed?

>>154324570
Go doctor tomorrow.

urine is not stored in your liver

>>154324630
pee is stored in the balls

>>154324607
i posted a nice pretty asian lady playing with her juicy penis and he banned me

>>154324630
No shit. It's obviously stored in the pisser...

>>154324570
*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

what would happen if you put the end of a caulking gun down your penis and filled it with wet area silicone

>>154324643
nuice try coomer
not going to stoop down to your level

>>154324645
ask grok or some shit idk

>>154324645
It would be extremely painful.

>>154324649
for urethra

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>>154324653

>>154324645
Only one way to find out...

>tfw get completed on attractiveness in real life
>complete loner so no photos of me for dating apps

>tfw you go over to your mates place after school and his house had an intercome system that didn't work

>>154324665
all you need is a few selfies and then let some ai generate photos for you doing cool normie things in public