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>>154338584
SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
York Knights v Toulouse Olympique XIII
05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.36-2.80
>Round 9 of the Super League from LNER Community Stadium

>GAME 2
Leigh Leopards v Huddersfield Giants
05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.20-3.75
>Round 9 of the Super League from Leigh Sports Village Stadium

first for staggs gets his ankle broken in the second half

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>>154338617

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cowwies gonna have a good time tonight
its going to be 24c at 7pm with 69% humidity in townsville tomorrow night
conversely it has been 17c (21c during the day) with 68% humidity to be fair but its rained all week so shove that up ya mufflar
so sharkies gonna have a bad time tonight also is it just me or are the sharkies the peem you absolutely know nothing about and never actually think about, I stared at my shitty sc peem last week thinking I know which peem has the bye I fucking know it but sharkies never even entered my mind I only know hynes and maybe larp on the trolleys from hot fuzz fame clema I don't fucking know its a non-peem poogans have more sway in my mind

Pooarks
BILdogs

EZPZ

In the interests of fairness and fan entertainment spectacle, should teams that play the Raiders only be allowed 12 players?

No QLD team will win this round

Cows 13+
Broncs 1-12

Newspapers are talking about Broncos having 13 people injured. But it is only affecting 3 positions on the field (fullback, hooker and prop)

The Poogans are due tommorow surely

>>154348278
I think so but I don’t have the balls to tip them.

Yeah and I'm due to lose my virginity surely

>>154348278
>>154348388
Best approach is to tip Poosters and put $5 or $10 on the Poogans so you feel like you get a win either way

>paying money to get your tippies right

>>154349246
>>154349171
You joke but I bet against my peem all the time hoping for this to happen. Spoiler alert: it rarely works.

/cric/ and /afl/ bullied me here
is this the sport for sensitive young men? (40)

>>154350297
you sound like youd be a perfect Broncos customer
please grab a hat on the table inside the door and take a seat

Best African spiritual healer potts point has a strange picture on google maps

Me and the boys were just talking about Best African spiritual healer potts point picture on google maps

>>154350434
comfy :)

Please note that if if you call Indians Asia and don't call Soccer, Soccer you will never be Australian.

NRL = Footy
AFL = AFL
A-League = Soccer (or alternatively wogball)

Don't @ me

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>>154350297
Be sure to watch the two matches that are on tonight. Cowboys v Sharks and Broncos v Bulldogs.

>>154350663
Hello

>>154350663
League/footy
Aussie rules
Football

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poogers fans were so expecting a loss they needed a humiliation fix after the win

>>154350810
>Quincy Dudd

*Dodd

Quincy getting mogged in every sense of the word in that pic

>>154350875
dudded*

>>154350297
>sebbesity fatguts cancer in /nrl/
not on my watch you dog fucking piece of shit

>>154350297
PLEASE ANNEX AUS

oh look its the bronco h8er here for his one match of footy that he watches every week (if its on FTA)

Talei Holmes gave birth :3

we love FTA TV here

>>154351042
I used to love it when Ray Warren was still calling the games. 9 went to shit the moment he retired.

>>154351026
im hear all week champ

>>154351042
>the royal we

>>154350810
Hey guys, new to NRL and this community.
Who is that beautiful angel on the left?
Thanks

>>154351103
the actor who played smeagol

>>154350795
Stupid webm doesn’t allow enough time to read everything

>>154350795
>coconut + whiteboy solidarity against some sort of jeet/muslim mystery meat

we'll be seeing a lot more of this in the coming decades

>>154351170
retard

Does the family have any recs for non-synthetic beanies now that it's getting cold

>>154350783
Not Auustralian

>>154351184
I am with Irish. I am not able to read an of it at all.

>>154351194
Wool is pretty good for beanies

>>154351202
>not australian
interesting you said that instead of "not right"

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>>154351194

>>154351194
https://www.amazon.com.au/OZERO-Winter-Thermal-Knitted-Running/dp/B09WZZ6BPV?

this goes pretty good

>>154351221
not right is calling a potato scallop a potato cake or a tomato a piece of fruit

I have a $50 deposit bonus bet in my account. Let’s make it interesting. If either of the QLD peems win tonight, I’ll put it on poogans to win tomorrow. If both Qld peems lose, I’ll save it for something that might win

>>154351245
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing it still doesn’t belong in a fruit salad.

>>154351249
both of those outcomes are the same tho

>>154351194
Merino wool from hiking stores/Paddy Palin

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>merino wool

This country was built off the merino sheep's back

>>154351265
merino wool is highly regarded as one of the best wools for clothing in the world

>>154351252
Technically a Greek salad is a fruit salad

>>154351280
>>154351292
Shalom.

>>154351280
I thought it was farmers

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVQWeHLj4Og/
kino

>>154351313
>decision made

https://youtu.be/jXhMpMLD764
Ghostface Killah ft. Raekwon - Kilo

>>154351342
can you please install 4chanx irish

But soccer is the only sport where you play with your feet and the ball is actually ball shaped

>>154351357
Except for goalies and headers and throw ins and the only requirement for a ball shape is it can roll

>>154351365
Nah a ball is an actual shape mathematically

>>154351349
I’ll look into it

>>154351365
>these exceptions to the rule mean your point is invalid
brainlet, also
https://youtu.be/CIN8Q_4iaxU

>>154351366
Yeah and you’ll find that it has to be able to roll. Eggs aren’t balls but a watermelon can be

For me, it's worth it paying premium for cashmere clothing. Comfiest fabric ive ever worn.

Remember to buy your alcohol before the shops are closed tomorrow lads

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Man those Panthers sure are fit!

>>154351376
When did this become the requirement for a shape?

>>154351370
Football doesn’t mean it’s played with the feet anyway, it means it’s played on foot. The facts remain that soccer is played with hands and heads also and trying to claim it as somehow “le truest football” when that’s based on a false premise and it’s not true anyway is beyond me it’s so dumb it must be trolling

TECHNICALLY the mathematically appropriate term is "sphere" not ball

>>154351393
It’s a language requirement. If you’re going to call something a ball I’m going to assume it can continuously roll

Irish is the arbiter of language now.

Fuckwit.

>>154351342
you aight whyte boi

>>154351170
if only you could pause it

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>>154351413

>>154351401
Techically it's your boot that touches the ball so the correct term is bootsphere

>>154351400
>Football doesn’t mean it’s played with the feet anyway, it means it’s played on foot.
you heard it here first - basketball, cricket, baseball, tennis, golf, volleyball, and bowling are now football

*opens chip packet just a smidgeon and smells the flavour*

>it's called baseball
>you don't hit the ball with a base
wtf

almost like the naming convention is [thing that defines the sport]+ball

tieball

id givme herr my lioast postr haha

no anzac outfit pooarks? very disrespectful

>>154351536
Some peems save it for the week after at home

that bloke reffing looks like a woman lol

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Beelinda Sharpsting

ST FUCKING GEORGE WATER GOD

First leg of the multi secured, 3 to go

kinda fw the cowwies jersey tonight
just needs a collar

>based blind beemale ref

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>didn't fall for the talakai meme

Fat centres are against the spirit of the game if you ask me

pooboys bros...

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>>154351593
>did NOT fall for the talakai meme

Could have given one to Hiroti ya greedy cunt

the pooboys have fucked me again

>>154338227
5 Cowboys
9 Sharks

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umm.. pooarkbros?

ga,es happening a bit to oquick i cant keep up

Could really use a good 'defence! defence!' chant this game

Kino 60-58 score looms

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THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND

If both peems score 50 tonight do they both get the line through them?

I don't think that rule should apply if both get 50

It definitely counts m8 it would be like a year or two ago when the Tigers and Cowboys both put 60 on each other just in one game.

I'm happy for that to not be a knock on but I just know there'll be one in the next game that is called as one.

talakai scores 2 and lets in 2

Beeelindas sweaty hot arse in my fucking mouth

FUCK THE SHARKS FUCKING SUCK FUCKING MY TIPS AND BETS YOU FUCKING NICHO HEINZ BAKED BEAN POOFTER FAGGOT CUNTS

50 looms

idk what it is about the sharks but i can never tell how good they are
probably because they're a peem ive historically not enjoyed watching

YAY BURNS they're saying YAY BURNS

BREAKING NEWS
ERIC THE EAGLE HAS SUFFOCATED TO DESTH INSIDE NICHOS ARSE

>>154351652
>Tigers and Cowboys both put 60 on each other just in one game
It was two seperate games

>>154351762
Yeah, what I mean is this would be the same as that scenario just happening in the one game m8 I just worded it poorly.

If Nicho Hynes was a luchador he’d be Nacho Hynes

I post in /nrl/ when footy is on but /afl/ during the week

>>154351781
crisp banepoof

THOSE ARE CALLED HELD ALL THE FUCKING TIME YOU STUPID FUCKING BEE

>>154351798
had moment

bee is a shit ref

COMEBACK

THAT WAS ALSO FUCKING HELD

>>154351800
THEY CALL HELD ALL THE TIME EVEN IF THERE IS MOMENTUM

I always tell my players to wrap the ball up in the tackle

>>154351805
Yeah but imagine the steam coming off her socks after this one

With non-exercise activity thermogenesis, you can lose 15kg/yr by switching to a standing desk for 6 hours a day. You would, on average, burn 108,000 - 120,000 calories a year more by standing for those 6 hours over sitting. That's more than you would burn running 4km a day and sitting those 6 hours.

Anyone got a pic of the eagle from earlier?

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>>154351833

I'd be challenging everything bee says tbqh

>>154351413
>having to pause is a design feature
Alternatively it’s just a shit webm

I missed the first half btw anything good happen?

>>154351853
>>154351463

>>154351830
I know best practise when you’re flying is to stand up every hour

SHES SHARP THAT GIRL

BEE SERIOUS BELINDA

Hate this female ref

FUCKING LMAO BELINDA NEVER GOT HELD AS A BABY

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>betting on a female reffed game

The Cowboys will follow this performance up with an inspiring 26-6 loss to the Bulldogs next week

WE WANT 50

>>154351854
Yeah, the term football is a portmanteau (two words combined into one). The first part means it’s played on foot, the second part means it’s played with a ball. There are different naming conventions from different parts of the world so it also depends somewhat on the origin of the sport and in which language it was first played and if that language has changed or evolved since then

<jaws music>

FUCK SAKE NICHO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THAT WAS A VERY GETTABLE KICK

FUCKING COWWIES

business idea: hitting a torp off the kick off

Cowboys making it interesting

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JFC

Will he choke this kick too?

>>154351888
You reckon Fox has to pay John Williams and/or Universal every time the Sharks score and they play that?

>>154351912
I don't think you can copyright two notes.

>>154351912
They should be. It’s probably like 80c a go or something

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>>154351874

SUNNY LUKE WOOOOOO

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based AFB obstructing his own defense

Is Soni Luke related to Issac Luke?

THIS GAMES NOT OVER

Shows why AFB shouldn't be playing origin, lazy football

AFB has NOT earned an Origin jersey so far

If cliffshit made all his conversions, Cowboys would be on 50 right now...

>>154351947
That was the dumbest shit I've seen in a while

>>154351947
This image is racist btw

boooooooooooooooooooo

WAS THAT A LIFT KNEE?!?!

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>>154351947

ouff

Rate Belinda Sharpe's performance

a FORTY TWEEEENNTTTYYYY by drinky

>>154351924
>the image that ravaged the novak 'mick

>>154351980
Kek

DEARGOD

>>154351986
not any worse than the rest of the shit cunts we call refs

YEEEEHAWW

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>he didn't tip cowwies

Based cowies

Two more tries in five minutes is doable

1 more 8 point penalty try

Pooarks will miss the 8. Most passive and apathetic team in the comp.

Belinda should breast feed every single injured player until they get back up

>>154351986
Literally and objectively terrible and because she's not a man it sticks out more.

Maybe cowboys should practice kicking and defence

wasn't burns taken out in the air?

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>omg big numbers oh gooodd oh goodd I'm gonna gonnaaa FOOOOOOOOOTTTTYYYYY

>42-34

Average woke Vlandysball scoreline

>>154352027
DEI was a mistake

no need to check that fuck sake

>>154352024
Even Reddit thinks she's DEI now

COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS YEEEEHAWWWWW

Tom Dearden looks like he was a country bumpkin that was raised on a farm in Ingham or something but he went to high school on the Gold Coast

COWIES

Would've been 50 if the donkey could kick straight

Bit more luck goalkicking and it would be 50

Stop that fuckhead from kicking

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Oh no no no DONT let Irish see his hero Kennedy massive fuck up LMAO

Remember when Broncos vs Souths was an Anzac Day fixture for a little while?

reckon reynolds tatted himself up to cope with being 5'6

MOUNTING OF THE CATAPULT

>Pizza just arrived but now I have to wait for this ceremony to be over out of respect

The Anzac fought for the creation of Israel

gayfl is on lads

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Did the Supercoach site just leak the script?

CRICHTON FUCKED IT UP

They're doing a bit much here (respectfully)

of course he did

kek why didn't they brief crichton and reynolds on the choreography

>>154352087
The ANZACs would not want your pizza to go cold m8

>>154352094
they've got full permission from me to go overboard for anzac day
the only white man holiday left

>>154352088
which anzac?

>>154352088
Israel Folau was a good player m8

I forgot them 2bh

>>154352099
True true they didn't die so we could have subpar meals

>>154352102
You cannot be serious

Just play the footy this is so performative

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she can have my last post

>>154352119
how bout you make that your last post champ

In a box your granddads in a box

They're going to do both anthems after this aren't they?

>>154352118
recruits are low for some reason so you WILL enjoy this before the footy

ANZAC Day(s)

Needed a jet flyover to top it off.

Do new Australians care about Anzac Day?

brisbane dponmt gert anzac
buillldogs win

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>>154352136
of course

>>154352136


ANZIAC day
Australian, New Zealand, India Army Corp

What did they even fight for?

>>154352136
Probably more than you ya white trash bogan wannabe neet incel who contribues nothing to Australian civilisation

>broncucks ltd kicking off
FUCKING REFBALL

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>>154352094
>>154352118

Jesse Arthurs would of heemed the bulldogs if he was out there.

>>154352148
Israel

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>Probably more than you ya white trash bogan wannabe neet incel who contribues nothing to Australian civilisation

>>154352149
Based, I don't care for modern Australia

reckon this will be game of the round

>neither peems have an anzac jersey
offensive

>>154352166

thats the dragons upset.

reckon this will be a real poo slinger and we’ll be praying for full time

>>154352136
There's literally an article on abc news site right now about how indians are anzacs too lol

>>154352178
based buck (cause he's gonna have to do so many laps)

>>154352147
*ISRAELI

Family tips split down the middle, 7 each

>>154352152
Based team traitor qt going against daddy's peem

>>154352164
You miss the old kanye
Straight from the go kanye

Baby Broncs a bit rattled

They actually fought against satan himself and they are all angels in heaven now and australia has never done anything wrong as we are the most moral nation to ever exist

>>154352191
brat needs daddy correction

>>154352199
based BRS

lads can you cook dim sims in the oven?

>>154352199
Reminds me of stories of ottomans machine gunners feeling guilty for the dumbass infantry charges of australians

I feel like Cronk has a undisclosed neurological condition the way he struggles through sentences

imagine being named after a couch kek

Blonde cunt

KIKAU MORE LIKE KICKOWW LOL get it cause he's ded on the field

kikou lol, heemed himself

Villiami KikOWW!

Adam Reynolds, a true captain ay

Justy relaised i dont havebn any supercoch players in broncos or bulldogs

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>>154352215

>>154352238
see>>154352239

>>154352215
he's a footy player so he's used to swearing like a kosher sailor so he has to run every word through a filter to make sure he doesn't say naughty word on air

supercouch

superottoman

Based ref

trannies fear the samurai

theres the penalty just need a couple six mores for a try

broncos score on this set

based unperturbed seccy

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SHIBBY SHIBBY SHIBBY SHIBBY SHIBBY SHIBBY SHIBBY SHIBBY
BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS

*ritually decapitates your family pooch*

Based brainfade from Montoya

BRONCGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

not even a good try, just montoya being a complete retard

Did I tell you guys how I hate Montoya? Well I'm telling you again

poodogs...

honourable daimyo shiba

Montoya and his annoying lebo missus need to fuck off to Pooper Peague

so glad wahs got rid of montoya

must be a tiring job ringing the six again bell

nah they got the rabbitohs bell ringer to do it

It is bizarre that "happy meals" are now an "adult" thing

every meal is a happy meal when you're happy :)

Feeling sleepy late.. don’t think I’m going to make it

>>154352299
what percentage of adults do you think are mentally children?

kikou is gone, they need to keep running at him, he cant tackle right now.

Can peems STOP trying to injure my broncgods THANK YOU

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BASED ITS MMAAAMMMMMM

Api Meals

Montoya ya beauty

>>154352309

its already gg, poodogs are not winning this.

>>154352299
Adults can't have fun?

Hey big man commentary was a bit flat today

>>154352299
The nugget happy meal cost $18

>pecker injury

based commentator calling out fairweather broncmeme fans

wtf he just let go of it

Salmon more like Tilapia

needs to be stronger in the guts so he can take those hits without spilling his lollies

>>154352375
irish knows all about getting your guts rearranged

Imagine the gay sex in the lockerooms

8 POINT PENALTY TRY

SEND THAT FUCKING CUNT

BIN HIM

OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF

JUSTICE

>thats fucking bullshit
>thats fucked
you did it you dumb cunt kek

100% sin bin every season the nrl has ever existed.

*trips you*

*

That's a nice trip but what about these

I see a Panthers Cows GF desu

AND THE LOGIE GOES TO

Remember a year ago when the Bulldogs were packing out stadiums and leading the competition?

>>154352424
?

>>154352404
huh?

poodogs could get 50 put on them here and eliminated

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>>154352411
nice dubs

turning this off fuck these bronco fobs

Remember when you were young? You shone like the sun

reynolds is not a good kicker

>>154352439
that episode of the simpsons always made me tear up

>>154352443
how very dare you

He's a good kicker except for when he kicks bad

Blud got Van Goh'd

>dogs player gets ear ripped off
>penalty broncos
hmm

CRICHGTOGODFDDDDDDDDDD YERWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Nothing in that

>>154352446
??? didn't he miss a big kick his last year at souffs