Lakers in 4 you mean

LEMON
PEPPA
WANGZ

Kevin Durant will never play in the NBA playoffs ever again.

KWABDickerson

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>>154357932
Nuggets are going to win bigly on Saturday and you will all have to eat shit

>>154357962
Gobert gonna dominate Chokic again. Series is over

katie dickerson btfo for all eternity

>>154357962
Nuggets lost “the narrative” hard, you just don’t get that back

>>154357962
Can't wait for jokic to lightly jog and shoot bricks all night.

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>>154357962
Of course they are, they got playoff murray!

>>154357932
Sixers in FIVE

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>>154358004
ZIONIST PIG JOKIC DESTROYING ARAB BALLERS' REPUTATION

>lakers advance, up against the thunder
>thunder leads series 2-0, reaves and luka come back
>win game 3, bron gets hurt game 4 after dropping 32 points but they win it
>barely get by but beat the thunder,
>bron comes back against the spurs, but now BRONNY gets hurt, out indefinitely
>beat spurs in game 7, championship against the piston
>dogwalk them niggas, BRONNY back for the final game, kills them in OT with a fadeaway 3, leGOAT announces his retirement, 1 week later SGA is revealed to be having a gay affair
rate my script

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Game starting

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Have you apologized to Thibs already?

this is celtic's game 7

Wait is kd really out again? No way lmao

I predict celtics win by 30

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>>154358143
>No Kennard game winner
Needs a lot of improvement like Denver

Time to make some more burners, KD. Bum ass snake bitch quit on his team.

Bro White is hurt already, unlucky

>>154358209
hmm...throw kennard in the mix for when they play the spurs
my intent with them going against the thunder and spurs is redeeming bron in his old age that he still got it, that he is retiring at his peak and silencing the naysayers saying he got a mickey mouse ring in covid

>>154358212
Get off his dickerson brah

>>154358143
>rate my script
homosexual

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leltics you look shook

>>154358280
found the SGA fanboy kek

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come on celtics :)

wtf is this shit

Watching a Canadian stream of the Celtics game and pretty much every commercial is for an American company or an American show lol

>>154358381
nba playoffs

>amazon commentary is ahead of the game again

Celtics plays the dullest brand of basketball

i think jaylen brown is on steroids

Look at Lebron James
WOOHOO

what is this thing I'm seeing on twitter where people are acting like ironic bronsexuals?

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this sixers crowd SUCKS

>>154358570
Ironic? I don't play when it comes to my glorious King James.

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this is not how a winner dresses themself

This Celtics squad would be a lottery team in the era of handchecking

>>154358618
why does he have tetris on his shirt

the sixers wont be good until they get rid of the dead weights that are embiid and pg those contracts are ludicrous for what they actually do

>>154358618
>>154358676
Shitgoon is a retard in all ways.

>>154358618
>Jacket: A black, single-breasted blazer with slightly structured or deconstructed shoulders. This type of jacket is common in performance stage costumes
kek

PG is legit stealing money

How come bron is allowed to use roids

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Is it even worth watching the Lakers vs. Rockets game?

>>154358761
did this bitch get attacked by one of your chihuahuas

>>154358618
That shirt looks like a failed AI attempt to create one of those JRPG dresses that has belts all over it

Scheierman so tuff

The Celtics are good because they have a bunch of white role players. It's like Money Ball but white.

This 76ers defense is so bad

>>154358803
That movie so kino

>>154358803
The best teams in the league always find at least 2 or 3 white snipers

edgeGOD finna be a problem

need webm of that VJ dunk

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>>154358780
by a raccoon

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if the sixers weren't throwing ~60 mil worth of cap into a fire pit they might be able to build a decent team

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>>154358872

Zion Williamson is only in the NBA because he wants to fund his degenerate gooning escapades.

>>154358761
She has nasty sores, must be her mutt constitution.

>>154358914
Edgecum is a real fucking alpha. Unlike the rest of the league.

Paul George laying it up on the right side of the rim like a retard.

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>>154358964

can that violent thug go one game without elbowing someone?

Brown elbowed PG in the nuts HARD lmfao

Brown is an animal

You just know Brown's going to get a murder rap like his dad once he's out of the NBA.

Pauline George, welcome to the WNBA

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rip

>>154359018
kek

podcast is down i repeat podcast p is DOWN

Prescription P will need a new batch of painkillers

penis pain p

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Planking in the NBA has become the latest trend.

>>154359023
right in the George family jewels

queta just maulin niggas

This is some ugly ass basketball

Those peach color shoes ugly as fuck.

https://youtu.be/7dQ7GZFHgBI?si=pcVKkg3C_gXld-U7

Philadelphia crowd fired up for being down just 5.

what a shitshow lmao

rockets in 6!

Embiid gonna come out through the gates like Willis Reed.

celtics so dirty

Do nba fans hate very color commentator? Seriously, I’ve seen massive complaints for everybody. At this point I assume sports fans just need a reason to complain.

>>154359135
Anon plz. The only reason the suxers won a game in this series is because they played dirty as fuck on Tuesday night. They don't have the skill to beat the Celtics so they just get violent instead.

Sengun finna shock the world

Franklin such a shit mascot, rocky would be hitting those

>>154359177
social media is not real or rather isn't reflective of a general populace

kd already gave up. where to next?

Bona so dirty, im glad brown postered his ass

getoffmyteamerson
getoffthecourterson
getoutoftheleagererson

my rockets have the lead

>>154359177
People unanimously hates Doris Burke and Reggie Miller.
Great ones like prime Hubie Brown are hard to come by

sengooner thinks its a soccer game kwabaef

>>154359177
these guys SUCK

Trailblazers are getting Lillard back and 76ers are getting Embiid back. Jalen Williams and Wemby are hurt. We're deadass about to have two seven seeds in the conference finals.

>>154359177
They hate anyone whos not a white male

I was told that the rockets had good defense

somebody said the lakers can't keep up their literal 100% fg percentage in houston and yet they are

why are there so many empty seats at houston for this game? this is playoffs versus the fucking lakers. most soulless city in the NBA holy shit lol

Is Luka still out?

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i call this the rui "samurai" hachimura game

Why is the 1st quarter almost half over and the Rockets arena is empty?

>>154359299
lol

>>154359298
>>154359304

those seats tend to be corporate seats. and those tend to be flakes in terms of showing up until later in the playoffs

>>154359304
aint nobody wanna go to a perennial first round exit team that's also down 0-2 to a mega shitter stack missing two key players

>>154359274
embiich has played recently so the 76xsters are going to get a big boost, but lil'tard hasn't played since the 90s he's been out so long that even if he is healthy he might still suck

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Did tatum push off drum here? i cant tell

>>154359353
that's a push-off

Luke Kennard gonna score 30 again

Even Jake Laravia can do the overrated Dr. J layup.

>>154359298
Houston "fans" are very fairweather and don't know ball, whether it's baseball or basketball. Astros fans were nowhere to be found until 2017.

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>>154358182
Sure, they're going to lose in the first round. But at least the poor starters didn't play too many minutes. Think how disastrous THAT would have been

and 1!

>>154359353
>Did tatum push off
every play

>>154358761
damn she posting feet for free?

sengun and capela need to stay on lebron and wear his old ass out

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>>154359448
he just has aura waves that hit you even if he doesn't physically touch u

>>154359298
Their star player and coach quit on the team and their other "star" is a soft pussy, why should they show up?

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PG bros...

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remember when durant had a knee injury but now it's an ankle injury

how come no threads for the games anymore?

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Why prime don't do split screen multicast like paramount does for the champions league?

The commentator just mixed up Amen and Ausar lol

>>154359500
/nba/ is smaller and more mentally ill than ever so it can't support them

"clint capela"

>>154359500

because its usually only 3 or 4 people posting while everyone just stays in the game thread if it isn't their team

Rockets are so sorry

they should change the team's name to the Houston Retards

The rockets make the lakers look like a contender, but they’ll probably get assblasted by the Thunder

so the lakers somehow have turned into the prime warriors

AHAHAHAHHA MY LAKIES

what the fuck was that just now?

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lmao

it's ovah

god damn, how are the rockets so shit?

>>154359561
>they’ll probably get assblasted by the Thunder
Reaves and Luka will be back and Williams is out. Lakers in 6

LakeGAWDS

lol the VOLCANO pizza

Outhustled by Jaxson Hayes at home
This Rockets team ain't it

IME DO SOMETHING AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This that cartel gore song

rockets should put more effort in upgrading the pg spot instead gambling on vanvleet

new to nba and american sports in general
why do they play the most unc music on breaks?

Katie once again ducking smoke with a sudden ankle injury, kek. I thought it was supposed to be the knee?

>>154359672
they should blow this dog shit team up.

Took Sengun long enough to show up

>>154359594
having their leader's leaked chat calling them all shit, having their leader fake injuries, having their leader be shown to be right that they're all shit
these psychological hits add up

rui ninja assassin

>>154359500
it's early in the 1st round, wait til elimination games

grim display

'eltics can't even put away the embiichless 6xsters
its bostover

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the great blasian hope of japan

niggas doubted you Rui but I never did

>>154359784
did he grow up reading slam dunk

how did the rockets win 52 games?

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Remember that interview earlier this year where Kevin Durant said that defense is "easy" and that you don't really need it.

If there is a year the sixers finally beats the Celtics it's this year :)

>Rui 16 in the 1st quarter
Jap newspapers gonna go apeshit if he keeps this up

>>154359803
he said that and then the game he played right after he got cooked so badly it was pathetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61JzNsdHBWw

i think these games are more of a condemnation against the teams that managed to lose to the rockets this season

>sengun getting shut down by bronny
ok bro

>>154359803
jokicbros....KD being on our side must mean we're wrong....

Inceltics????

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my goat king

Please god let the sixes win this series

>>154359887
Is 4 nba championships 1st all time?

It's amazing how some are blessed with natural physical gifts but can't be bothered to put any work in to get better like Ayton.

its over for the celtics!

The Lakers rolled out bonny and vanderbilt at the same time
Devious

glad reed is starting for once

When did Derick white turn into a terrorist?

>>154359899
yes, 4x more than anyone else

bari finding his shot

>>154359822
he's just like me fr but i'm morbidly obese

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lol

Way too many empty seats in Houston

what happens to bronny when bron retires?

>>154359922
Six sevennnnn

whys kd not playing

>>154359928
He continues the dynasty

>>154359928

getting shipped to his little bros team

REDICK MAD

>>154359899
it's 1st all time with no refball

>>154359928
Teams will still keep him around as a bench warmer mascot

the bank is open

>>154359928
He married Olivia rodrigo

>>154359926
traffic is bad here

LE GOD

Ok JJ get this lineup off the floor

Jordan was doing this in his 40s

sengun has no bag. spins turns and hooks

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>>154359835
>defense is easy
>lets Luke Kennard, Rui Hachimura, and Marcus Smart drop 40 points per quarter on them and gets swept

BRONNNNYYYYYY

BRONNY JAMES FOR 3

the lakers are so good without luka and reaves. no wonder nico shipped him out. look at all this ball movement and touches everyone gets

oh hell naw

BRONNY 3

HOLY SHIT THIS IS CINEMA!! JAMES HOUSE

>the rockets are getting cooked by bronny buckets
absolutely pathetic

>getting bronny'd in the 2nd quarter of a playoffs game
yeah just wrap it up at this point

JAMES TO JAMES FOR THE ASSIST

>>154359900
I don't think Ayton is really that physically gifted he just looks physically gifted. Hayes is easily the better athlete.

I got no words for you Houston niggas. Y'all make me sick.

OH MY GOD LEGOD TO LESON REVERSE ALLEYOOP HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

aiight this series is over. On to OKC. Houston has some real problems to solve

Lebron magnet ball

holy shit lol

BronnyGAWDS won

DON'T YOU EVER DISRESPECT BRONNY JAMES EVER AGAIN

LeMickey JR!!!!!

LAKERS IN 4

Drummond for three

LEONEFORALL IS KICKING IN

LeGOD
LeDIOS
LeDIETY
LeMONSTRO

BIG DRUM FROM THE CORNER

BRONNY IS JEWISH

holy shit what have i just witnessed this is history in the making

LEBRON RAYMONE JAMES TO LEBRON RAYMONE JAMES FOR THE ALLEY OOP

Kevin Durcant is the most overrated """""superstar""""" of all time.

Mr. Unreliable

Any houston bros here? Feeling depress in Katy

none of the rocket players will ever recover from this humiliation

People who were mad about Bronny look stupid now. He's pretty much what you would expect for a 55th pick.

Jokic played terrible yesterday but still miles better than whatever Sengun is doing right now

>>154360033
He's 7'.

>>154315912

>>154360086
I used to live in Houston. Midtown area

>>154360108
jokic played your regular sga game lol. he just didnt have his god teammates to cover for him.

Is rockets anon ok?

Imma say it: Bronny > Chokić

so houston traded green and brooks for KD for what exactly?

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the james family has 8355 points

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this kid has moxie

Losing Luka was like taking the weighted vest off

LeBron is 51 years old throwing alley oops to his son on his way to a sweep in the playoffs and mfers will say he isn’t the goat?

>>154360165
Lmaooooo

>>154360165
bronny has 100% of his playoff points in this game

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The Rockets are legitimately losing by 11 to the Lakers without Luka or Reaves, while being gametimed by BRONNY JAMES the year after being a 2 seed and adding Kevin Durant
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT DUDE THATS SAD

>>154360135
bro got doxxed and still showed up. rockets getting humiliated has him running s m d h can't blame him

bro just spam pick and roll with hayes LOL

i can't believe i got tricked into not bettin $9999999999999 on lakers +8.5 or w/e obscene amount they were laid by ppl sayin the rockets wouldn't get raped on their home court

>>154360190
get this nigga off my team

how the fuck is bronny james better than the #1 draft pick in his class?

Ime’s horny ass getting out coached by a podcaster toppest of kek

>>154360135

meh. when I found out about the dumb injury kd got in practice I should have known that would hut us in the playoff. still from the start of the season I figured of they never bothered to do something about finding an younger alternative to venfleet it was going to be hard to win it all.

>>154360190
gross

>>154360109
So are hundreds of other pro baller. Willie Cauley Stein would run and jump circles around Ayton.

Give jokic this defensive backcourt w the rockets and he makes WCF at least

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>>154360135
don’t feel so wangz … have a pepper throat … might be lemon

Jokic can only beat 8 seeds
KWAB
W
A
B

>>154360208

they need to get rid of dumb ass too. I never liked the hire. I thought he proved me wrong last year with how well they did in the regular season but he's now showing me he was never a serious hire.

katie status?

Kennard has had his awful hairline since he was in college. How is he not bald yet

>>154360277
AVRA

Houston is getting shat on by 41 y/o Lebron + Lakers C-team. How were these shitters actually the favourites in this match-up lmao?

>>154360107
he's better than 90% of his draft class, he should've been a lottery pick. He will be a very good player with a couple all star appearances

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It’s our culture :D
>>154360242

Does mazulla know he can play baylor?

>>154360266
Bus riding

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>>154360289
keep in mind the lakers were as high as +450 to +500 to win the series

the rockeks are just dog

do you guy enjoy the entertainment they show during breaks? i kinda enjoy some of it

and here comes the "rockets are getting swept" dancers!

>>154360193
Oh yea that twitter shit right? lmfao

what's katie's fake injury gonna change into for game 4

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israel's finest, this was promised to them 3000 years ago

>>154360289
JJ Redick a mastermind

>>154360316
Was this before we knew that Luka and Reaves would be injured?

>>154360277
He told it to stay and it listened out of fear.

>>154360352
yes that was the series price after the two injuries

>>154360337
sore pussy

>>154360348
his dad is a muslim balkanoid

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>>154360295
>he's better than 90% of his draft class, he should've been a lottery pick. He will be a very good player with a couple all star appearances

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>>154360286
Seriously, he's been norwooding since college. What is happening here?

>>154360295
I don't have opinion on where he should be picked but the outrage because the Lakers picked him at 55th was crazy. Taking chance at Lebron james' genes that late in the draft was very reasonable.

>>154360375
AVRA

KD should've just joined the Lakers

u think jj reddit is going to play bronny 48 minutes in game 4 just to go for the total humiliation

WHAT DID JJ PUT IN HIS MOUTH?

i would let shitgoon chuck 3s on our team anyday

>>154360393
starburst

why doesnt embiids bitch ass play

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kwab

>>154360375
Finastride

>>154357932
>Sengun in deep post position
>dribbles around for 10 seconds instear of passing him the ball
Jesus Christ. Wtf is Amen doing?

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rockets kwab

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my gf who doesn't know shit about basketball somehow knows about Kelly Oubre Jr.
idk if i should be annoyed, mad or confused

GO BABY GOAT

oh my god

that was an unusual sequence of events

How can you not score on a 4 - 1 break?

OHHHHHH SIXERS UP

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>>154360393
>>154360417
Benis

udoka not feeling so smug now

Can Philly do it?

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>>154360473
when a king falls, his pawns soon follow

ime udokas bitch ass thought he could talk his shit against bronny james

>Inceltics

I dont understand why tatum keeps passing 24/7

AI courtside gives all sixers +10 dawg boost

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STOP THE COUNT

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>>154357932
I cant believe Rockets just folded and I even forgot the game is today.

>>154360442
>Kelly Oubre Jr.
thats the only modern nba player women know about it because he's pretty

>bronny 1-1 on 3s
Ladies and Gentlemen some of lebrons semen seems to have skirted onto the court and splashed a 3!!!

bona will foul out sadly

Two bad misses there for Philly

i bet more people are watching the lakers game but the celtics game is more kino

time for lesatan to replenish his t levels with infant testicles

>>154360590
I'm watching the sixers game

Do suxers fans have any last words before the Jays break your hearts again?

>>154360590
>more kino than Bronny cooking the Rockshits
Nah

Anyone got a stream that doesn't buffer/reload every five minutes? streamed(dot)pk is shit tonight

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sixers shitting themselves god damnit

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least obvious lakers choke

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rockeks

>>154360614
streameast is usually fine

Post wnba players bent over.

>>154360614
Look up buff streams

Paul wall still got it

call a timeout nurse this offense is atrocious

>>154360551
>"LeBron James has just EJACULATED into the net, FOR THREE. 11-POINT GAME"

>>154360638
Didn't that site get shut down/raided by the egyptian police?

Brett Brown coaching offense tonight for philly

That lil nigga VJ gave Bawwwston the game.

>>154360632
dont give up hope just yet

>>154360590
Its a fucking thuggish series so far.

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why is allie clifton talking to players dressed like a stripper

>>154360635
Deja vu...

>>154360632
Still want Boston?

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>>154360642
What’s in it for me?

just you wait till Bryce also joins the lakers

>>154360710
that was a joke bruv

>>154360684
huh? still works fine. i usually just watch on tv but streameast has always been a good backup

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This is his team

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>mcdonalds, doordash, and glp-1 ads
it's rocketsover