first for mirassol

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Did a euro monkey offend my continent?

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>tfw no euro bf

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>que ÓDIO
SPFC and Mirassol at 9 PM is way too late, I should be sleeping at that time.

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>Chimarrão brasileiro entre Messi e os hermanos: marca gaúcha de erva-mate fecha patrocínio com a Seleção Argentina para a Copa do Mundo
They should be expelled from Brazil

>>154369686
"Marca de chimarrão"
So at the end of the day are chimarrão, mate and tereré the same thing?

>>154369751
Erva-mate is what you use for Chimarrão and Tereré. Chimarrão uses hot water and Tereré, cold water.

>no blue bros itt
let me fix that

>>154369875
Thanks, thread was starting to become hazardous.

>>154369948
Dante's beanferno.

murió Eder Militão

>>154369948
Why is it set in argentina if the menu is brazilian

>>154369982
that's our hell

>>154369997
So basically Santa Catarina?

Just realized Matte Leão is basically toasted chimarrão

>>154370014
please don't say that out loud there might be children nearby

>>154369768
>Chimarrão uses hot water
cringe
>Tereré cold water
based

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empanadas > beans

Arge tinians have two hells
If you sin by action, you spemt eternity in a burning mcdonalds
If you sin by omission, you spend eternity in a burning stadium eating raw fish

Lingard is lucky he's in a place that provides lolis trannys and bbq. Brazilians don't suffer. The favelas are a meme. I've seen more *orn come out of there then spain.

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>The favelas are a meme.
wrong

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Uruguay has won

Var sin son

>>154370670
marmita de traficante

>>154370720
Geeomel and kanneman is a great pair of defenders for brazil

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>>154370904
sim

>>154370932
That is a male back.

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New torture just dropped

>>154370988
how are you doing, did you make any progress

Last week for the first time i saw a guy being arrested with a nba jersey instead of a brasileirao jersey

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>>154370988

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>>154370988
fuck off

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>>154368990
Coxa bros... can we make it through in the cup and have a safe year in the league for once?

>>154371289
I honestly wouldn't want to finish in the Libertadores group phase this year. Sudamericana okay but we need a better squad.

>>154371289
no

>>154369069

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>>154371585

>>154371585
How the verdulera be looking at me when I keep testing the mandarinas for one that is ripe enough.

>>154370988
I know better than showing myself weak to an office bitch

>>154370988
Yeah bro i hate coworkerss
I never dated several 4/10 coworkers, I swear br0

Cleiton no te vayas, Cleiton Veni
Quedate al troca-troca te vas a divertir

Oooh my hips dont lie
And they say river and aldosivi will tie

Este tipo no puede mas jugar por racing.
https://x.com/ElMichalito/status/2047868628599541911

>>154373267
lol

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>tfw no argie gf

Prediction
U de chile 4x0 u catolica

>>154373344
isso ai é outra coronaçao di gloria

cala sua boucola , tá ?

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>>154373344
I miss him, lads

>>154373686
ugh

>>154373692
Did he went to jail for this? Rare to see someone engaging in violence and actually know what he is doing, specially in footie.

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the great debate

>>154373768
That's a man

>>154373768
ela tem penìs

>>154369679
Just like in my time stop doujins

pelota libre have been really shit lately

bomboclachi os caras falam

>>154373344
The award for best piscinero goes to...
Argentina

>>154373967
Uhhhh...

>>154373338
you don't have a brazilian gf either

>>154373842
I'd like to see it

>>154374852
Post discord.

>>154370988
>Showing your weaknesses
I'm not stupid, I have to come back at 100% confidence then get blackout drunk after work

love it like it's beleza

Im thinking of argentinians

Lets check what they are doing.

Insolito: ver a boca en brasil sale más barato que en lanús, cordoba

Another argentinian rugby player tried to murder a person

>>154375348
>>154375364
>>154375382
>>154375414
>no we are not obsessed it's you guys that are obsessed with us and make us think about you all days while we kick our feet in the air and giggle

>>154375307
What is Inter's secret?

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>>154373768
>mate uruguaio
ROGER THAT

>>154370932
Why do you have these images saved on your device

Tell me more tell me more
Did they hire neymar?
Tell me more tell me more
And , now, say where they are

Why dont MG and RS have 4 grandes like RJ and SP?

>>154375768
MG has América-MG, Mixto, Tombense and Ipatinga
RS has Brasil de Pelotas, Juventude, Brusque and Ypiranga

I didn't want to tell you guys but mekinha is losing once again

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Do euro teams make summer tours in your country anon?

>a buncha negros running wild in my city
Grim.

bean flow
farts arrive with feijoadas
he don't know
but he farts it all away

But enough about ABECAT Ouvidorense vs CRAC fighting for group 11

>>154373967
I learn from my mistake, this time I'm not going to deepseek what it is "doujins"
fool me once

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why brazilians have such a good ball control

>>154375961
Kedir Barría to Liverpool

>>154376584
Bigger bunda means lower center of mass for better control of bolas.

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>>154376631

>>154373692
>The award for best piscinero goes to...
AAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!1

>>154373344
we are too good for defenders to catch up legally

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>>154376752
>>154377019

>>154375307
Palmeiras has the best record, since they don't play against themselves.

>>154375768
Minas Tênis Clube
Praia Clube
Cruzeiro
América Montes Claros

More like pênis clube

>carlos tevez is the CAT manager
i did not know of this factoid

Okay anon please come to the front of the classroom and tell us about the anime you watched today.

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The two Sardines are fighting.
The small sardine is losing.

>students vs workshops
Kys

>>154377638
Iruma-kun
(Haven't finished the episode yet because Naciomal - DanuBBio started)

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There should be a rule that automatic relegated any team incapable of having a 6/10 young player instead of a 30y+ 6/10 old one. It is impossible that there is no scheme where players like Mayke and Rony are capable of being signed to make 1m+ a month in 2026.

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>>154377638
Do we enjoy Mediahead?

>>154378538
>Kit M
>not Schizoid Android
She's got no taste

>>154375768
Rio and São Paulo have more people, more projection and more money.
>but Minas has a bigger population than Rio
What mattered for the early development of big clubs was local support in the city. BH clubs couldn't count on supporters from Januária for money.

By all means, MG should have 3 grandes but Coelho shat the bed.

tá falando muita vergonha vc hein

>>154378624
MG should have their own Juventude from the countryside, two rival teams for the capital is great already. Juiz de Fora should buy a Rio team.

>>154378661
They could be like San Paolo. Three grandes in the capital + Villa Nova in Nova Lima. All they had to do was not disintegrate after the 50s.

O Bahia é uma merda de time mesmo

temo que leva o rolaiser pra seleção

>>154378785
Temos que levar o quê, rapaz?

fogao hoje

>>154368990
Wtf santos is winning?????

Who is rollheiserpen

Rogério Penis fired today

>>154379208
misspelling of Hellraiser

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>>154377638
I havent watched anime in like 7 years

>>154379314
Grim.

are there any news for tonight or are we succumbing to despair

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>Inter making a solid game
>AlanPa™ comes on
>loses ball
>Inter concedes

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made 300 bucks betting today
What can I buy with this

>naciomal
LMOA

>>154379354
News just in: brazilians still black and ashamed of it.

>>154379398
pizza and ice cream

>>154379398
I'll tell you what you can't buy, all those years you spent thinking "tomorrow I'll start the gym"

Santástico btw

>rogerio penis

>>154379468
Least depressive comeburro

sogerio renis

>>154379468
Your canetinha bro?

>>154379314
Tonight that will change

Coming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta be down because I want it all
It started out with some beans, how did it end up like this?
It was only some beans, it was only some beans

Bahia drew lol

>>154379699
But is Neymar smiling?

>>154379688
Chad Rony
Throwing santos into the sea

>>154379725
He's not playing, he's been working too hard lately and needed a break

Román 2027

I want Mirassol to commit the crime but also want people to stop racisming Roger Machado

botafogo haters have been so quiet lately, wonder why

Dino using his weekly allowance of 30 minutes of internet to post about Botafogo.

Why is Fortaleza playing in the Colombian c'ship?

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DEATH TO UAE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGp3OED4gtU

why is the argie so bitter? everything he post is retardation, ponele ganas gordo puto

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>>154380132
mate is bitter

sentiu

yikes dude, how many hours do you waste in 4chan being the beans parasite of /copalib/
get a life gordo, this is literally all you have

tik tok bro, your 30 minutes about to run out

what the fuck are these guys fighting about

>>154380323
Beans

>>154380323
Santa Catarina Clube x Joinville clássico is always heated

>>154380360
I'm not joining your ville.

>>154379844
Colombianon is being held captive in a basement

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AM I STILL TO BLAME

What do Argentinians think about Messi playing in the MLS? Do people talk about his matches?

>>154380629
The entire country halts whenever he plays and all the channels stop transmitting their regular schedule to show Messi's face.

>>154380652
They even stop Chiquititas to show Messi's matches

>>154380629
its fun to see he play a final of some mickey mouse cup, after that no one watches the weekly matches

https://www.infobae.com/sociedad/policiales/2026/04/25/violencia-extrema-en-entre-rios-un-padre-baleo-a-otro-luego-de-un-partido-de-futbol-infantil/
>be argentine
>get shot over kids' football

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Laugh at this shit

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Cruzeiro lost to this

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>me rushing to tell people I dont watch bbb as soon as someone starts talking about it

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grande la U y su gente
andaba en el estadio btw

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You guys kept making fun of them

Someone restart the "last time Brazilians talked about malvinas" clock.

Lo de river es magistral

>>154381715
Don't take it seriously when the war begins I will volunteer in exchange fir Argentinian citizenship and a small plot of land in Mendoza

>youtube updated the UI again

>>154381888
>

Mirassol bros, I don't feel so good

>>154381715
Dont mind him, we believe in you guys potential. Kick the british out

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*scores*

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Roger is better than crespo

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sport

Lo de River es magistral

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>aldosivi

>mekinha actually won
How

>>154382982
Fact check: Deportivo Cali beat America de Cali 1-0

>>154371289
only if we bring a good 9 during the mid-year window

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>>154381542
for me it's colo colo

>>154383785
Wtf

>>154381888
I always say this
>>154382689
I never say this

>>154382982
Which america are we talking about here

I am thinking of argentinians

Lets check what they are doing.

Just checked, i rather not speak on what ive seen

Coudet :esto era vietnam

Cavani:cada vez mas cerca d ejugar
This sounds like a threat

To bean or not to bean, that is the question

>>154368990
Coudet es clave

Ill just google argentina and see what comes up

Santos monta operação especial para ter Neymar e Gabigol na Argentina

You know what you should Google next? "Job applications"

That was uncalled for

Yea that was rude bro, not good

how about beans

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In this world there are only 3 genders
Male, female and brazilian

>palacios and cagani stops playing
>team skyrockets
I'm le noticing

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Did Roger Macaco win?!
Did Santos draw!?
I hate these late games, it's impossible to keep up.

Ayo they tryna kill my nigga drumpf

>>154386763
again? do these monos never learn

>>154384076
America mg and america rn

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believing in false flags
You're very naive, want a candy? Put your hand in my pocket.

why do you have beans in your pocket

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I googled job applications and only got news about ai replacing humans

Boca dolphins would never

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Beans are a nice and warm welcome

>>154387959
Ready to impregnate unsuspecting women

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Central esoanol is beating cerro (uy) right now

I wonder what the argentinians are doing

>>154388383
your gimmick is not funny

Lers check it

Faroni spent 12 million of afa money in property

>el equipo del Chacho necesitó de un guiño del VAR para abrir el marcador a través de Galoppo.
Wtf against aldosivi?

>>154388413
você é contador, amigo? trabalha na receita federal?

Leaders
Palmeiras
Rivadavia and estudiantes
Limache
Los chankas
Racing (uy)
Olimpia
Del valle
Atl. Nacional
Always ready
La guaira

Bom chia copalibi fica beleza hoje tá?

>>154388813
bom chia
tudo beleza hochi amigo

This is deader than my tinder match history.

>14 greenflags in a row
yeah im waiting for the next thread

>>154389199
Just pull up your t-shirt over your nose.

vitoria

>>154389333
>t-shirt over your nose.
jajajajajaja
Do you mean a circus tent?

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hoje tem COXA

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RIVER FIUFIUFIU

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SE VIENE DE BOOOOOOCA

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>>154389879

>>154379844
Para que onions bueno?
>>154380400
in a basement will end your uncle Textor.

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>>154389879
>>154389897
both mogged by this huge ass haver

>>154389479
hehe

>>154387825
what field?
codemonkeys now are crying, but they've been feeding copilot by using github for years. lol cucks.

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Perdió Olimpia

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São Paulo com idosos do Luciano, Calleri e Tolói está com mesmo numero de pontos do Palmeiras que gastou 900 milhões em 2 anos

Claro, considerando os 9 pontos que o Palmeiras ganhou da CBF nesse campeonato

Futebol brasileiro é muito equilibrado

>>154391129
Still wrong
29-9=20
23> 20

Rivadavia is throwing away its lead in a home game against 11 copalib users

>>154391314
sao paulo tá com 23 seu burrinho

>>154390113
I love ea nasir so much

>>154391335
Dont call me this in front of argentinians

murió colapib

>>154391360
kek
poor argenbros they dont deserve carne de burro
If i were a billionaire I would kill Milei and free them from this neoliberal prison

argenbros are like Chaves del Ocho
he is always making mistakes and making other people pay the price but he has a good heart and is not bad willed

>>154391456
i cannot dispute this statement

>>154391328
the lead means jack shit, as long as they make it to top 8 it's all good
i mean i guess they force other teams to travel but the finals (most important match) is in a neutral ground anyways so who gives a shit

Corinthians will lose this game
Put 100 dollars and thank me later

>>154391488
aaaaand they are winning anyways

Tuesday Millionarios x SPFC

Coronel
Cedric (Maik), Alan Franco e Dória, Enzo Diaz (Nicolas)

Luan - Djordney - Negrucci
Pedro Ferreira - Andre Silva - Tetê

I have good fellings about this match, I think we can defeat them.

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the new ronaldinho

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You probably didn't know this but Fluminense are beating Mixto

>>154391488
but la copa "fideo di maria". .

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Hi /g, could you help me? My printer isn't working. What could be the problem?

"""Timao"""

Diniz first 5 matches: He is a revolutionary. The new Telê Santana

Diniz after 10 matches: Fuck this saidinha man

Diniz after 15 matches: He picks a fight with some player and players start to pass gossip to the press about "grupo rachado"

Diniz after 20 matches: Série B is coming but his multa recisória is 5 milhão de reais, what do we do ?

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Gorda Coritibana's

>>154391770
more international titles than your club in the last decade btw

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>>154391686
URGENTE!!!! Protocolo de racismo acionado. Someone shouted something from the stands. But the game has resumed already.

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>>154388061

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>It is possible that Brasileirao will start with 5 southern teams in the série A
>southern football is better than carioca one
What gives, RJfags?
Why there is 0 carioca teams with chances of ascending from série B to A?

>>154391456
>Argentina
>has a good heart
>not bad willed
ehhh, yeah.... s-sure.

>>154391832
Roberto Marinho tried his hardest to make sure only 1 team existed in Rio. you should be impressed 3 others remained

>>154391832
Too soon

Rio teams better shape upp

>>154368990
More like CUritiba

>>154391372
good, we can post about football again

Fucking hell Bruno Melo is so stupid

i didn't think of it before but the original clasico mendocino is on primera this year, bye to godoy

>>154392035
tem que multar esse arrombado

>it's a grêbbbio gets a cheeky red at home
(((forças ocultas))) are acting

>>154391832
>>southern football is better than carioca
That's a stretch. Rio is far ahead in the top level of football and that can't be dismissed.
>why there is 0 carioca teams with chances of ascending from série B to A?
Rio isn't a real state. In states like São Paulo, RS and Paraná, the metropolitan area is the strongest and most important economic centre of the state, but it never fully eclipses the significance of the rest of the state. You have regions like Pelotas, Caxias, Londrina, Maringá, Santos, Campinas, Sorocaba, Riberião Preto, SJC and multiple other cities with their own economies and capable of producing football clubs.

Rio is just the metropolitan region + a vast sea of (lovely) vacation sites. Búzios is a vacation site, Petrópolis is the closest vacation site to the capital, Teresópolis is a retirement home, Cabo Frio is a vacation site, Saquarema is a surfing resort, Friburgo is a retirement home for Fluminense fans, the list just goes on. The most advanced these economies can get besides hotels is making chocolate or cachaça. The only cities that have any money at all are Volta Redonda, Resende, Campos, Macaé and Maricá with an asterisk. But even then all of them are extremely modest and you can see it in how shit their clubs are.

>>154391899
Juventude might not ascend but I really doubt that Coritiba and Atlético PR will be delegated. There are way worse teams right now. Vitória, Santos, Inter, Remo, Chapecoense, Mirassol.

independiente rivadavia is straight up raping GEM

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>vila nova is topping the league
based!

>>154391832
because there's more money in san pablo than everywhere else

>>154391855
Well you guys are not evil
I mean from a scale where 0 is Bolivian tier innocence to 10 american scum you are 3.5 at best

That was a normal foul. Why red?

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Mi pecho se enciende en llamas
Que orgullo de ser argentino
Viva argentina!

>>154392241
he tackled from behind with both legs, high risk of injury. well applied red

>>154392153
you need to go back to >>>/int/

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>vomits

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Why are uruguayan women always running away from me?

>Gol do título da Portuguesa Santista causa queda de alambrado na final do Campeonato Paulista A3
What a shithole sao paulo is

>they are trying to escritorio los chankas because their coach doesnt have a licence
Never change, south america. Never change

Ecuador's song for the world cup
https://youtu.be/O2ujKXVOQ98

Atacaron la buceta de america de cali

https://x.com/leonelcerrudo/status/2048253266664833504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E2048253266664833504%7Ctwgr%5Ea763b5954dc607aaca19fb46d7dba50c8ad3f4dd%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.eltiempo.com%2Fdeportes%2Ffutbol-colombiano%2Fvideo-salvaje-ataque-al-bus-del-america-tras-el-clasico-con-el-cali-el-dt-david-gonzalez-enfrento-a-los-agresores-3550956

>>154392474
>atacar bucetas
mm gostoso.

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Some kind of bubble formed under the Mixto pitch. The girls came together and started jumping on it like a trampoline.

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Some wagie started poking the grass with a tool and mud was coming out like oil in a Woody Woodpecker episode.

>>154392672
more like that episode in the simpons when groundskeeper willie found oil in the school

>>154392620
Why is mixto so good at womens football and why is my team so shit

>>154392672
This is a surprisingly eventful match