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>>154370078
SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Bradford Bulls v Hull KR
00:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
36.00-1.005
>Round 9 of the Super League from Bartercard Odsal Stadium

>GAME 2
St Helens v Wakefield Trinity
02:30am AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.28-3.25
>Round 9 of the Super League from The BrewDog Stadium

Who /still up/

Me but I’ll be in bed before Super League starts

Yeah lad keen to watch the Chicago Bulls in 30

poothers
pee poogles

belly needs to chop some heads, put these cunts on notice

>>154370385
tonight he said verbatim "the teams been pretty unchanged so far this year but its time we start looking at some other options"

>>154370426
finally, i can't believe he let it be this bad for so long
when meaney pulled up short when he could have dived for a try then the very next play dropped the ball i lost my mind. i can't imagine how bad belly feels having to train these retards

Meaney's got a jelly spine. Perth should be planning on tearing up his contract.

It's actually retarded that I have Super League favourited but I have to go find it on Kayo

>>154370528
maybe belly made meaney practice with nelson last year and now he's afraid to get tackled. don't think i've ever seen him gun it through defenders
perth want him for fullback but i don't think he'd even be good there since he's not fat enough to stop any fat cunts and frequently way out of position anyway

BULLBACK

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>Peels' 52-4 performance on round 1 is still worse than what the poogans did on ANZAC day

What's happening lads?

>>154371353
We have won games though m8

>>154371367
yea...
Still sad knowing we've leaked 52, 48 and 50 this season. That's basically running a line through the side 3 times already...

sorry I could stick around for pooper peague family I was just too tired

>pessimismatta

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Today's victory was promised to us 3000 years ago

Based whistling ad

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>>154377812
>quincy dudd

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Dynasty resumes TODAY

>Joey Manu open to joining the PNG Chiefs

Bacon & Eggs Breakie Status : Demolished
Cuppa Tea Status : Being Sipped

Phillip Sami to the Dragons confirmed.

>>154380715
Based tea sipper

>Melbourne are reportedly preparing a panel of independent medical experts who will come together to make an assessment on whether Eli Katoa can return to rugby league.

Craig Bellamy watched last night's game and said get that brain damaged cunt back on the field asap

>>154382115
Or they want to medically retire him and get the cap money

Pedref 36 Shites 14
Pooly 27 Peels 26

Yeah and replace him with...
*Quickly looks up off contract players*
Luciano Leilua KEK

Bellyache should’ve retired on a high long ago with Smith & Slater

Police helicopter hovering the neighbourhood lads

>>154382420
Throw your computer in the pool

>>154382652
8 years ago you'd get called out for diving now its just part of the game

>>154382420
https://youtu.be/XrTZT49u0kM?si=s0misvbDJVVjE4AP

wait a minute - is Women’s Origin is on next week??

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>>154382923

>>154383045
>Quincy Dudd

geez how rigged is the scheduling! BlueGoddesses get the first home game then 2 home games in a row for Foidslanders?

>>154383045
>getting your spray tan after the team photo

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Poothers getting HEEMED today lads

>>154383355
hope so mate

/nrl/ family members that bet on dragons 13+ yesterday need to front up and explain themselves

>>154383756
What’s there to explain? I was hoping for post coach sacking meme magic to get them home. In my heart I knew it was a wasted bet/tip but it was worth it for the chance to dunk on everyone if it hit.

Feel free to roast me and call me retarded. If it went my way I’d be gloating for a week at least.

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LETS GO

>fletcher shart

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>>154383756
u mad?

This Knights jersey is one of the worst I've ever seen.

for someone who has only ever won wooden spoons papali'i sure is the chirpiest penrith panther

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>>154384050
*blocks your path*

>>154384050
It's elite if you watched the video explaining what it is

the no six again knights

poocastle bros...

kek it’s going to a looooooong day N

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>>154384189
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>when the bay number prophesies the Poothers score

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>tipped poocastle

>Crossland ded
no necessarily a bad thing

>>154384239
No it is a bad thing

holy bald hattrickarino

Edwards on pace to score 12 tries today

croaker's voice sounds like that cause he spends all his time deep throating the panthers

Slippy T needs to be the Blues Fullb-ACK!!!

>>154384134
>brainrot alpha discovers knowledge once

Kek. Loser.

Does Gerard Sutton always quietly talk to himself like he's doing in this game?

>>154384120
would wear the fuck out of that on my jetski

quite the peculiar post

CUTLERYBACK
SET THE FUCKING TABLE

SET THE FUCKING TABLE

didn't get it down

>>154384406
>mining
>fifo
>leb sled
you get the idea

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I dunno what the sound guy is doing but this sounds like shit

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Holy moly brah

>>154384591
She can smell curry

>>154384591
>tfw N posts

Strong feeling Foran's Sea Eagles would smash both of these "teams"

trip on nightie

>>154384660
Nobody is close to Penrith in 26 though. Not even the broncs.

BROWNBACK

SET THE FUCKING TABLE

damn he got some wheels

>edwards getting styled on by based elite brown
Teddy would have made that tackle

>>154384650
kek. Love you too m8

>>154384672
>not even the broncs
>not even the broncs
>not even the broncs

>>154384120
meant bricklays* your path

1.385m dollar man makes an appearance after the games over

Is Dylan Brown eligible for NSW now? Brown/Cleary would unironically unlock them both

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>>154384540
>>154384591
>>154384618
>>154384650

N would heem Walsh

This YN Fletcher Hunt has made like 4 dumbass errors today trying to force the least likely passes in the history of the National Rugby League

>>154384703
>Newcastle royal box
needs a table

>"Y/N" (with a slash) commonly means "Your Name" in fanfiction, allowing readers to insert themselves into stories, or "Yes/No" as a survey prompt. >Separately, "YN" (without a slash) can refer to "young nigga" in slang, or a US military "yeoman".
>Usage includes Wattpad stories and internet slang to indicate a "hood" persona.

Cheeky call for the ball tricked Cleary there.

>>154384703
Truly braptivating

Whoever is playing for Mahzew and Best should just start trying to injure Clearly

our Milky > Milky Jenkins

>>154384699
Says on Wikipedia he moved to NSW at age 15, so no. Need to be before 13th birthday

finally that weeb To’o does something

>>154384754
Is he a weeb?

god I wish those peds were in me

holy hills have eyes - get them to a dentist stat

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>>154384765
That rail is flirting with me lads

hunt having maybe his worst game of the season

Schiller wouldn’t get a start in Group 8 reserves ffs

Man To'o, what a freak of nature!

>>154384786
If you jump m8 make sure you land on a poother

>>154384788
Wrong team lad. Hunt plays for Brisbane.

>>154384791
They're called Samoans you fucking racist dawg

How did that fat retard seibold even get the Manly gig honestly

>>154384806
Nature doesn't discriminate freaks.

Talagi lowkeyuinley is total shit

a freak of nature would imply there exists a freak of nurture.

Jasmine Strange lowkenuinley needs to put her arse in my face

>Jenkshit 0 tries
Now that the dust has settled, how is this guy even in first grade?

is backfence brown still a thing

great offload there YOU SPASTIC

>>154384823
Koko the gorilla

Fuck me dead lads I don’t know why I keep turning up to these

gone of the days of cool cult hero wingers like Sideshow Bob Peterson, Wolfman Williams, Manu “The Beast Vatuvei and Akuila “The Thriller” Uate. Now we’ve only got shitters like Milky Jenkins & soulless mercs like Marky Mark.

dangerously close to 50 lads

>>154384846
*Koko the Warilla Gorilla

>>154384854
Line through looms

Got a feeling about this next game lads

just need a humble 140 points from jurbo to take the w

>>154384871
Best I can do is 14 in 80 minutes

>>154384870
well don't keep us hanging m8

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PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
ALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

>"for our grown up fans"

That McDonald's ad is awful. So pathetic that they have to make it clear it's for their adult fans.

based JDB & Fog with the Uncshake

LETS GO FOZBALL

they’ve really upped their ode qt game this year

am I not bugley enough for the bugle club?

>4:05pm kickoff

Game of the round incoming.

>>154384850
I disagree

refball already activated for Pooly

is this the ground right in front of the ocean?

>>154384983
It’s close by but no that’s the ground in Wollongong

BASED JURBO HEARD MY CRIES FOR HELP

defensive specialist...

Holy Captain CTE

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>>154384983
This is the Wollongong Showground

>>154384983
Manly play out of Brookvale because assmad Poonion loyalists blocked from playing at Manly Oval back in the day

>>154384978
oh really Irish regale me with all the current cult hero wingers in the game?

>>154384983
This is Brookvale Oval, nestled right beside the industrial complex

>>154384990
>>154385002
>>154385005
cheers lads, I'm second monitoring and wasn't paying attention.

ZAPBACK

COMEBACK

it would be so manly to fuck my 8/8 up

trust in fozball mate

>>154385010
I disagree with the second statement that we’ve only got shitters. Right now we’ve got some great wingers, including the greatest tryscoring winger of all time. There’s wingers out there doing great things; Coates, Campbell Graham, To’o, DWZ, Kiraz, the bloke at Redcliffe with the sister, the blonde Penrith winger, Saab. It’s not the same level of cult players but it’s not as though there’s nothing

BREAKING: Jarome Luai spotted in PNG. First sign he could become huge signing for PNG Chiefs. Has until April 30 to take up option for next year with Tigers - and he most likely will - right now free to talk and sign with PNG for 2028. Could become biggest earner in game. @9NewsSyd @NRLonNine

ow muh face

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>>154385019
forgot pic

worst jersey goes to peelies tbqh

I like the Peels jersey desu Raiders was the worst that shit was U-G-L-Y Ugly

Yeah camo is up there with animal prints

reckon the NRL could do with more eccentric millionaires with weird kinks

TAKE THE POO

PERPLEXING POO

>taking the poo

>taking the poo
COWARDS

>ad
>poo
>another ad

>>154385005
Manly oval is way better not built up.

*curse has been activated*

De Bellin vindicated once again

do it for the listeners

>>154385120
pee to air?

I LOVE YOU FUCKWITTA

Stuck at chemist warehouse, am I missing a good one?

>>154385138
yeah and the broadcast was playing up earlier too

Herpes flare up?

Did he do that on purpose?

HEADDDAHHHHHHH

not bad so far

based deliberate falcon

>>154385150
dont want to talk about it

>>154385152
Yep, cult status pending

Haumole Olakautu sounds like a dipping sauce

That's based

Retarded pass

>>154385168
he kinda looks like marcus rashford

>>154385168
Innovation

This will unironically break rugby league

Wakeham is like a Kikau corgi

>>154385168
so good

>>154385168
cute girls top left

>>154385180
They look 13

>>154385176
kek

Taukeiaho will hurt someone today

Aren't Saabs supposed to be reliable

Why are 13 year olds allowed to dress like whores

>>154385200
hopefully nightie

>>154385205
Careful anon

>>154385201
not from what I've seen on top gear (original)

*summons novakposter*

I'm here m8 but haven't found anything to novak post today

oh shit it worked, let me try that again
*summons tiff*

What's stopping someone from heading the ball from a pass like a grubber kick

this is developing into quite the chess match

That's a bloke

>>154385236
reckon the keg needs changing kek

pooly needs to stop trying tricky shit and just learn to take the tackle

luke pukes

womanly need to stop being so emotional and calm down

>reuben carsick

>>154385242
its good aye nice grindy game for a change

can sense of poo before halftime

>>154385236
holy moley

ouch

Kek

Fogarty can play

6 7?

>>154385259
based semi knower

SEVEN SIX
*moves hands up & down*

https://youtu.be/16y1AkoZkmQ
Boney M - Rasputin

>>154385236
perfection

I would just head the ball really far ahead and then run and chase it then score but that's just me

how much money would you want to play for the PNG Chiefs lads

>>154385236
She live reacts to the team lists every week she's a straight up autist

I would do it if they allowed me to consume human flesh

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>>154385304
>ywn her her sexy autist pouch plap plap plap against you after a bevvy filled manly win

>>154385300
Depends on who I am
>Star player
$1.5m+
>Regular starting player
At least 1.5x what I'm already making
>Depth player
The role would be more important if they'd offer me a starting job I'd probably take it

>>154385281
I did not say I knew Semi Radradra - I said I seen him play once

why are they playing those kpop maccas ads during the footy?
is there really an overlap in these fanbases?

>>154385263
>>154385297
Pathetic samefags. Has an arse like a pancake

You haven't bought an adult happy meal before?

>>154385338
The ad literally says "for our grown up fans." I fucking hate it.

>>154385319
You're a superstar to me m8

>>154385338
Kpop Demon Hunters was a really popular movie apparently

Everyone talks about the poo curse but nobody talks about the first half field goal curse

Based Gus knows

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someone score a bloody try

>>154385338
If you don’t get it it’s not for you and if you’re asking about it it means it’s working. Maccas always tie in with whatever the popular movies are that kids watch

>>154385429
Is this Michael Cusack?

peels bros...

holy late call 6 again save me try

>>154385429
Happy now?

>>154385444
yes arguably his magnum opus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6yg4ImnYwA

Crazy how shit rugby league is now compared to 20 years ago

dude cartoons lmao

cartoons are great

Why is irish always wrong

starting to think Parra might not matter

Whatever Irish Thinks - The Opposite is True

>>154385347
https://www.vitaltrendhealth.com/tests/testosterone?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=mens-hormone-check&utm_content=testosterone-testing

They’re leaving the comeback late

>>154385429
It's Ute Uncle Barry!!!

irish isn't always wrong and i enjoy having him in the family

>>154385495
Cheeky VPN switch

>>154385486
My thoughts and feelings don’t necessarily reflect the thoughts and feelings expressed in my posts

peelings having a bad time :(

gutho would have stopped that

these are some soft tries
average round of footy

Fozball is working

what foz did:

Print out a picture of a Sad Ella and point to it and say that's what we've been doing

When they win he brings out a picture of Happy Ella

>>154385500
so your a liar?

parrachads?

>>154385528
Starting to think you like Ella anon

>>154385488
You need testing for having bad taste?

I reckon Fox just tells them to train & play hard then get on the piss
just like every other premiership coach pre-Bellamy

Having club legends be coaches instead of out-of-touch middle aged men could become the new meta

trying too hard to be cool, hold the fucking ball cunt

Steve Ella hasn’t played in year m8

>>154385541
From what I understand, that’s the Manly way

BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF

/afl/ has a better ethos

brooks bros...

Post your NSW Origin team NOW

Another WOKE sinbin

BASED peelies bringing back the spear tackle

GAMES GONE

That wasn’t all on the tackler. Ball carrier jumped. But ok don’t hook between his legs

At least Parra can use that as an excuse

>>154385569
1. Drinkwater
2. Jenkins
3. Mitchell
4. Staggs
5. To'o
6. Moses
7. Cleary
8. AFB
9. Robson
10. Ford
11. Olakau'atu
12. Fainu
13. Young

his arms weren’t between his legs either

ummm peelies?

pooash poopaweewee

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>peelies haven't scored since taking the poo

>>154385614
you set off the resident enlightened atheist m8

BUNKER SAVE ME

>>154385614
dumb novakposter

They’ve time

>>154385569
1. Dylan Edwards
2. Campbell Graham
3. Kotoni Staggs
4. Latrell Mitchell
5. Brian To'o
6. Mitchell Moses
7. Nathan Cleary
8. Jackson Ford
9. Blayke Brailey
10. Keaon Koloamatangi
11. Angus Crichton
12. Hudson Young
13. Cameron Murray
INTERCHANGE
14. Apisai Koroisau
15. Isaah Yeo
16. Terrell May
17. Tallis Duncan
18. Tolutau Koula
19. Adam Doueihi

Crazy how Josh Schuster could be a Hayne-level prodigy but he's a fat heap instead

saw a really good comment on instagram earlier
he said "Welcome to trellbourne" haha

>latrell mentioned out of nowhere

>>154385643
haha how good

>>154385634
This but Preston over Yeo

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>>154385643

nice kick pooses

i miss the old dropout meta where you'd just punt it as far as you can

Terry Campese doing 70m dropouts was pretty good yeah

now long dropouts are the meme :^)

shot dropouts are a Union psyop and need to be disbanded

>>154385639
Just like Hayne
I'm reminded of a Polynesian who played in the 2000s or 2010s who was a bit like Schuster (big boy with silky hands, never met his true potential), possibly a Bronco. Someone help me out.

legendary gamer addo-carr deserves a better peem

>>154385236
Is this the Hello Sport slut? Would plap it

>>154385683
Dave Taylor isn’t Poly

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>getting flattened by saab

PEELBACK

Short dropouts are fine. They just shouldn’t have changed the rules so it’s not a penalty if you fuck it up, it should be a penalty and if teams want to do them there’s more risk. They shouldn’t change rules like that trying to encourage tactics, it’s better to leave the rules alone and tactics will evolve naturally due to novelty and innovation

>7-6 at half time
>still ends up a vlandysball game

8/8 lads

>>154385744
congrats

Evens I read before going to sleep, odds I fap

>>154385653
nice roosters lanyard

>>154385744
well done you m8 you join me in the perfect class

Are you guys excited for Origin?

based Gough made sure to level his 6 again count at the end kek

Kini is a cutie patootie

>>154385683
matt gilett

>>154385585
>>154385634
>cleary
Poosouthshitmen never learn

>>154385744
>>154385765
Me too. I’d trade my 8/8 for a SC win

>>154385861
yeah that’s very weird

Think maybe Bellamy could use an apprenticeship under Foran

>>154385861
Son you're going very far back

>>154385861
scary eagle
imagine locking eyes with that while youre

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>>154385861

>Public Holiday tomorrow
>No footy

What the FUCK am I supposed to do tomorrow?

>>154385760
I think it’s red for the army, white for the air, and blue for the navy

>>154386017
Edge.All.Day.

>>154386017
>baseball games are all early
>the streamer i watch doesnt stream sundays / our monday

>>154386081
Watch Vinesauce.

>>154386017
just bring up google maps and look for any hiking trails

>>154386202
just look at hiking trails on google maps all day? that's deranged
>>154385861
bet she was devastated when dce turned traitor

>>154386218
can't take back all the times she got off to her wall mural thoughbeit

Trell > Cleary

>>154386202
based serial killer

>>154386316
>based incel loser who can't get laid

FTFY

kek ease up Ivan Milat

Sup lads

>>154385247
Wouldn't you change the gas if the beer was flat?

Both the Harold Matts and SG Ball Grand Finals will be The Knights vs Roosters

Constipated Gordon Tallis destroying a toilet stall

>>154387361
Newcastle vs Central Coast

>>154387429
I believe it's the main Roosters team. The Central Coast Roosters came last in both competitions