you are all my friends, and I like spending time you guys

>>154383860
Hear hear mate

>>154383860
Yeahh, I gotta go

Can’t stop farting

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>>154383860

>>154383860
I'll drink to that

I don’t like Harley’s attitude

Should West Coast trade Harley to improve their culture? It's an interesting discussion.

>>154383902
>>154383915
bit in this, seems he really could be a problem in the rooms

how many players will iggs delist this year i wonder

that's the guy iggs want to give 5 years to btw

Harley Bust

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day 2 without masturbating without even trying. I was a coomer until 2 days ago when I saw a pornstar's youtube channel and they were just so incredibly vapid and dumb that it killed my desire to masturbate

just woke up
time to drink

What happened to danderfield’s face? She looks like an alien

ryan has taken a lot of arse trauma this game

shall be at the gabba this arvo for hopefully the only good game of the round
go loins

>>154383959
Porn stars being dumb vapid whores is news to you?

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>>154383967
Forgot pic

gooning to melody marks jav

>>154383972
enjoy mate, give my regards to dolly

clown show this

>Score review a minute later
What the utter FOOK

THAT'S OVER THE LINE WHAT

This is so fucking amateurish. And they got the wrong decision a minute later. What a clown show.

What on earth

that was ridiculous, holy shit

why did saints stop using windhager as a tagger

Jesus Christ. What a meme of a league. Absolute shit show.

I'm stupefied by how bad a decision that was.

That's one of the strangest things I have seen

I hope Iggs lose by 5 points so that horrible decision really gets put under the spotlight. They deserve to be ridiculed and embarrassed for that one.

Umps really needed Marshall in their multi hey

Nice kick Harley ya fuckwit

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>tfw just got a terrible haircut

>tfw have no hair to cut

>>154384067
i see the same hairdresser and ask for the same thing every time, mostly it's decent, last time it looked really good, time before that it was shit, i don't get it

>>154384040
what about ross the loss hiring tdk for 1.7 mil and paying 2mil+ for a one hit wonder player

Eddie just said Ryan got jabbed in the arse

iggs spoon is back on the menu boys

I cut my own hair
and people compliment it all the time not knowing

had 20 drinks last night, yet still feel good enough to go for a 50km bike ride
I got them proper white people genes

>Josh Lindsay on the bench with no way to get his score
Fuck. At least he's making money for me.

>>154384122
same

>>154384122
what do you use to do it, i've thought about it for ages but never tried

Willem is definitely THE Duursma. Kid is seriously good. Who would've thought?

ACAB

ADELAIDE
CROWS
ARE
BAD

>>154384146
Hes my bench loophole emg. So I will get his score thank goodness

>>154384173
Yaz for mine

>>154384204
Nice. I had the E on Jaques whose score Lindsay has already passed in a half. Looking around my leagues looks like most people have Lindsay stuck on the bench if they have him so might not hurt too much.

Is Willem the first Durrsma that’s good at anything besides getting their tits out?

>>154384172
depends how long and what I do. But if you have a clipper set and a decent pair of hairdressing scissors, and a mirror you can use to see the back you're set.

a wahl and some decent scissors will only cost around 100 bucks.

You have to break the seal of cutting your own hair. Because there's such a social taboo about it for some reason. I remember I was so terrified the first time I did it to even cut a tiny bit. Now I just cut it and do whatever with it like I'm trimming my facial hair

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>>154384218
I love her but because she's pretty not because she can footy. I don't think I've ever even see her play so Willem is no. 1 Duursma. She's number 2.

switched off. shan't watch the second half. shan't watch any other games

FUCK the arc

>>154384248
It was farcical but not going to have a bearing on the result because Iggs have been just plain bad.

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big fan of yaz

>>154384231
I traded Jacques out this week to get Archie Roberts in. Might have been premature with some cash to still be made from Jacques but my defence is mostly done now with Roberts in. And ill take roberts 140 over Jacques 69 and some limited cash gen every day

>>154384073
Touche. I guess things could be worse. At least this crap will grow out.

>>154384247
>>154384266
More than one igg has seen her naked kek

>>154384238
>a clipper set and a decent pair of hairdressing scissors
any recs for either? i almost bought some a year back but pussied out, might finally give it a shot

>>154384274
Jaques to Roberts is a massive win. Roberts looking like a must own and even though Jaques still has more cash to gain Roberts price will go up more this week anyway so still coming out on top.

>>154384266
I want to kiss her all over
And over and again
I want to kiss her all over
BUM BUM BUM
'Til the night closes in

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>>154384274
>>154384302
My defence for reference

>>154384290
depends how much you wanna spend. but I've only had basic cheap wahls and they're pretty good.
https://www.jbhifi.com.au/products/wahl-classic-edition-clipper

idk that much about scissors I just have basic manicare hairdressing scissors

>>154384315
Phwoar. I went full ham on premium mids so defense looks abysmal. Might see if I can afford Roberts next week at the expense of a Milera (ADE) type guy

Another beautiful day in the sunshine state for a big Lions win

>>154384290
anko hair clippers 15 bux kmart
dont worry about the scissors just go short sides and do.what you want with the top
Run the clippers up the side using of your head using #3 and pretend theres an invisible wall as the curve of the top of your head starts and run them straight up into the air, do this all around might need 2 mirrors one for the back.
Use your #1 however far up.you want it, if you want to fade it just go roughly 3/4 of the way up but try to keep it wven the whole way around
finish with the #2 where the #1 ended all the way around, dont dig it in just run it at the same angle as the surface that'll fade the 1 into the 2 and 3 nicely
use a razor to shave your neck hairs and shit

I really like the feeling of shitting. Not in a gay way like feeling pleasure from my anus opening, but more in the way that it feels like I’m cleansing myself by having bad stuff leave my body.

I've put stuff up my ass before and I liked it too much so I stopped because I was probably going to get addicted and blow my ass out
it's a shame it does that

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>>154384315
Mogging the shit out of mine. Will be bringing in an upgrade after this week and Roberts high on the wishlist but still undecided. Might go for value

>>154384378
thanks for the kegel inspo

I like fingering my bumhole but never done anything more than that

do youse ever suck it back up a bit if its going to get snapped so you can get one log

>>154384405
Unironically yes

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Did anyone else catch this yesterday? What could it mean?

>>154384358
>>154384340
cool cheers lads i'll look into em

This discussion is obscene, even by /alf/ standards.

>>154384411
kek

>>154384411
>e

HERE COME THE EAGLES

>>154384411
>bankwest freemason
hmmm

>>154384411
>>154384431
bit in this

>>154384414
good luck mate, anko hairclippers have got a warranty, just keep the receipt, use em for a year and swap em for a new pair when its nearly expired. You dont neee (((hairdressers)))

>>154384411
Free him from what?

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>>154384411

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Why are they still wasting their time in west Sydney? Nobody wants them there, just move to Canberra already

bought some 3kg dumbbells but I think I may need slightly heavier ones. I’m yet to fell a soreness in my arms/shoulders/back the next day after doing a workout with the dumbbells, does this I may need heavier ones or that I’m perhaps not doing the exercise correctly?

>>154384463
Get adjustable ones you can add weight to, that's not enough weight.

>>154384463
woah calm down buddy don't want to get too big

>>154384457
I want a Canberra team but I don’t want the giants to come here. If they can’t do well in Sydney then they’ll struggle here

>>154384463
3kg seems a bit extreme don't you think?

>3kg dumbbells

my 62 year old scrawny mother can do a 30 min cardio routine holding 2kg weights

What's the saints one mason wood?

Corey Durdin has been pretty good for port this year. Dunno why bloosers said he was so shit.

>>154384467
I saw a box of adjustable dumbbells that was a total of 20kg (10 each) at Big W but it seemed like it would be too heavy to carry back to my car so I thought I’d start smaller. I may go back to buy them

Lads, Harley just posted

Lads, Harley just posted

>>154384457
because muh sydney market
even after being a decent/good team for ages their crowds are garbo
i will fucking seethe if they make a standalone act team but keep gws

>>154384490
You cant carry 20kgs?

Yeah no wonder you need to do weights

>>154384490
Yeah just put it in a trolley and you'll be fine, you can scan it at the self checkout without lifting it up

>>154384457
AFL already has Canberra locked up without even having a team there so they'll continue to focus on the massive West Sydney market even though they seem to have made very little progress there 17 years later. Canberra probably a sensible spot for the 20th team though which will inevitably come. AFL will probably go for a 3rd QLD or WA team though.

>>154384490
get them delivered and move one plate at a time from your doorstep

For years they took the best of us
And claimed them for their own
But now we've got them back again
Our Eagles have come home

>>154384473
We don't have the facilities (Stadium) and the government is dead broke after blowing all the money on the light rail which is going to take them 20 years to finish.

more like cooper shartman

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check out this bad boy. (I use the sock as a grip because the bar is too thin for my hands

These smells like glowie

perth should have light rail down fitzgerald, beaufort and charles streets and around freo

Lions v Crows should be a good game in theory

>>154384529
impressive

>>154384529
lol is tat ur dilldo

i bet you fucking sexist chuds agree don't you?
https://x.com/Tigerwhite1977/status/2047620566522490908

>brah you need to look a certain way (in a way that i personally prefer) to have any sense of self-worth!
Gymtards are insecure vain faggots

>>154384549
dont trust White people

>>154384520
Surely the AFL and state government could split the cost for a modest upgrade to Manuka to get it 20,000 seats? In fact, I think the I remember something about the government having already set aside cash in one budget to get it near that in 2030 or something? Unless that got shelved because they're broke.
Dunno what they'd do about training facilities though.

Enjoy work tomorrow viccucks lol

i take people bettering themselves as a personal attack

Lads, Cooper just posted

>>154384550
for me being fit is more mental than image based
it just feels good. If people are happy not being fit that's fine by me.

>>154384549
It is woefully bad. If she thinks that's not 15 metres she must think my cock is like a foot long.

the etihad magpies

Playing "The Yuri Club" while my shoulders atrophy in the meantime

do viccers really not have a public holiday on monday LOL have fun with that

>>154384566
Ill be working from home, so I will still be sleeping in and playing vidya all day

Pokies gf 2026

Tradies in Victoria have to be awake in 14 hours to get to the job site on time lmao

>>154384578
Only NSW and WA have the holiday.

Annual mid-year leave vacation looms

I’m just so sad all the time

>>154384549
>femoid cannot into spatial reasoning
shocker

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>>154384587
and ACT

>>154384589
Crisp carlton supporter

>>154384594
Meh, NSW innit?

Miss Robbo’s drunken ramblings on 360 so much lads

Had Maccas for lunch and having leftovers for dinner but thinking I should have done it the other way around.

>>154384588
>vacation
foy

The West Coast Eagles - where are they at?

>>154384617
>at
foy

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>They see your sherrin

>>154384529
lgm

please rise if you can for le tooty anthem

>>154384617
Docklands m8

Harley's attitude is problematic. He needs a run in the seconds.

We need a new anthem. Preferably not in english

I reckon we need to bring in the mercy rule for West Coast

I reckon we need to relegate West Coast. They're not up to it and an embarrassment to the league.

Loom odds for crom v bane?

Diversity is our strength

>>154384667
Crows will win this one

using ai to scrape and document all 'indian only' rental ads and submit them to the proper authorities.

>>154384674
This simply isn’t true

i reckon brisbane should sledge dawson about his brother to get him off his game

>>154384673
Based politician/CEO

Had no idea Connor McKenna was still playing desu

>>154384686
Shame "the proper authorities" are all useless cunts and won't do anything about it.

>>154384695
Should figure out what they played at his memorial service and use them as goal songs for the crows

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>>154384686
>the proper authorities
we're already on our way

Luke Pedo

>>154384705
Most Australians now are useless, no matter their job. An unintended consequence of being a secular state is that most people are utterly self-absorbed and only care about hoarding resources and wealth instead of helping minimise the suffering of their fellow man. This is why Chtistians are still so over represented in the Health sector.

>>154384726
>>154384705
managed decline

This fuel shortage has done wonders for Charlie Cameron

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no footy media for us this week iggyb

BALL

>>154384726
get a job you commie fuck

lol

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>Christians

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/jules-neale-swipes-brisbane-lions-over-video-of-her-crying-daughter/news-story/add97874578dcd8d7b6f5a32d703ff40

Jules Neale has hit out at the Brisbane Lions after the football club shared footage of former partner Lachie Neale walking onto the MCG with daughter Piper.

>>154384732
I have a job. I have been working full time at minimum wage for the past 5 years and I find my work spiritually fulfilling. Can you say the same?

>>154384734
Are you a cam girl?

>>154384738
Ah, the VFL freemasons making a spectacle out of family turmoil. I am SHOCKED. Well, not that shocked.

Jules would've been happier with me

>>154384755
this but tess

The only place to watch every game of every round live is Fox Footy, available on Kayo Sports.

>>154384705
if nobody does anything about i'll document that too and start a website/x account

>>154384755
this but serena

Will Crashcroft

Doing the rankest stinkiest farts atm

>>154384775
Godspeed m8

>>154384738
hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

operation izzat destroyer

>>154384738
>I’ve stopped getting sympathy for my husband fucking a better looking woman with big tits, I need to get myself back into the media somehow!!!!

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COUNTRY ROoooooAAAAAAADS

Not looking good for the eagles

>absolute cattle singing while the play has moved on
embarrassing

>>154384804
Unironically based

Far more than sweet Caroline

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>huge bag of medication with more on the desk including an asthma puffer
>>3 600ml full sugar cokes, block of chocolate, three chocolate bars, two redbulls and two sandwhiches
Is there something genuinely wrong with Dwayne Russell’s brain? Worthless fat cunt, hope his heart fails ASAP

D R U B B I N G
R
U
B
B
I
N
G

The Sunday ticket DRUBBING

First team to a 100 point lead usually wins

Respect to the lions for not wearing a gay anzac jumper

the DRUBBING is in lads

Had to stop watching the little sister anime because there was a scene where the protag was getting his shelf of little sister figures (including the oreimo chick) scrutinised and I also have one of those (including the oreimo chick) and it was becoming uncanny

How did my porties lose to the iggs??
Play that game again and port wins by 60 points.

>>154384829
the bag is full of throat lozenges, highlighters and pens you blind cunt, the food is slop though they probably just raid the food stands for free

>>154384869
>actually wrapping their arms around him
the memes are reality, reality is a meme

They should use Holy Grail as a promo song for the next few weeks for high IQ ironic bants

>>154384876
Go neck yourself you fat fucking faggot

>>154384738
What an absolute nothing article. I'm mad that someone got paid to write that slop and mad at myself for reading it.

Dwayne is based and i wont hear a bad word against him

OH BABY

>>154384896
keep seething about an irrelevant pre-diabetic boomer champ

Dwayne is cringe and i wont hear a good word about him

>>154384896
unnecessarily hate filled post
cool your jets

quite honestly have no respect for anyone who snacks mindlessly

>>154384914
How am I seething dickhead? Trusting your brain if you’ve got one, you fucking retarded fuck

>>154384921
>this post
>"how am i seething dickhead?"
self-awareness isn't your strong point, it seems

>arses

COUNTRY ROOAAAADs

>>154384921
keep dancing for me pet

Gonna need a webm of Charlie doing the finger guns on the ground

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>>154384896
whats going on big guy

https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/nru3t6/david_king_reveals_an_incredible_stat/

All time Kingy moment

Lachie Fealeing sore

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Six schooners in and got my tickets. Bring on the meat raffle.

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>Iggs

>>154384926
You’re dancing for me you monkey, just like everyone in here does. Or have you forgotten who controls this general? Happy to give you a reminder as well as a massive right hand across your jaw mate

TEGGS :DDD

>>154384952
>massive right hand
based fat cunt

>no Ah Chee

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wonder what WABA thinks of the 2026 iggs

>>154384956
poofters and b____ c___s must be seething whenever they watch the crows

>>154384946
navy club?

Guy at the pub is trying to get them to put nrl on the telly lol, they told him to fuck off

I recycle bottles as a job

>>154384963
let's ask him

WABA, what do you think of the 2026 iggs?

>>154384991
And you're posting on a anime forum whilst in a pub

>>154384991
this but the opposite happened to me at a Brisbane pub once

cj jiath routinely runs twice as long as that

>>154385004
Based old Chinese lady going through the bins at Strathfield

>>154385011
I’m only here to gamble, have to go do it in cash since I put myself on the online gambling ban

Spielberg films are the definition of 'style over substance'.

That's just grim

>>154385021
*beeps*

I find it funny more than anything since he put himself on it

Looking forward to his new alien movie

>>154385011
whats wrong with that? fuck you guys are fucking wankers sometimes. who gives a fuck. don't pretend you've never posted here while out somewhere you absolute fucking turd of a bloke.

HOOOO
HAAAA

>>154385035
Staffo loves spielberg, but he has plenty of tier taste in everything so of course he does

SWEEEEEEET CAROLINE
WO OH OH

>>154385040
I haven't been inside a pub since my mum took me as a kid to get get bolognese on special in about 2011

>>154385045
Pleb tier*

I hear pop song
I sing pop song
No exceptions

The Lions are on fire

>>154385014
Why are they always old Chinese ladies?

>throat lozanges
holy ocpe

>NOT 15 PLAY ON

i broke you

>>154385057
crisp my mum

>they thought the lions weren’t still the team to beat
lol

>>154384829
Nothing wrong with being a peater

Good news for iggs supporters, Matt Owies with 4 goals in the WAFL

This is the most impact the suns have had all week

>>154385060
They're compulsively resourceful because they grew up in actual communist China, if I had to guess. My uncle married one he met while working in North Korea as an EU diplomat (had to go across the border to receive his mail) and she's told me stories of what it was like.
I've seen one who lives near me filling up watering cans in from potholes on the side of the road after it's been raining

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>>154385075
never in doubt la

Women should be making me a sandwich or sucking my cock, that’s all they’re good for

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What'll it be /afl/?

>>154385114
Chips and gravy

Footy has been a bit rough to watch compared to the good games last week

>>154385114
>lamb shank with mashed potato
Lol. That's what I'm having tonight (slow cooked in ale)

>>154384869
should be mourning his hair, no 29yo should be going through that

>>154385114
'Za

>>154385124
Dw mate gants Norf will be a belter

Essendon essendon
Essendon
Essendon

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>>154385134

>>154385148
The Essendon drug cheaters

Do you think a female has every poster in /afl/?

girl’s bums

big girthy penises

Carlton are DIRE

why does small face large moon head balloon body kingy leave his shirts unbuttoned, does he fancy himself a sex symbol?

fuck girls boobs

>>154385181
im a girl

>Every single game has been a blowout
>wanting to add another team and dilute the talent pool even more

The lighting and crowd noise at the Canberra game is making it unwatchable

Canberra is a nice place

For whom the bell tolls

*switches to the nrl*

*switches it back straight away*

This crowd proves they should move the giants to Canberra, the afl is so unimaginative

kick racism out of bounds

TAAAAAKE ME HOOOOOME

petrol sniffer

>>154385233
broadcast right broadcast rights über alles

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Won the lamb roast lads

bit of a snoozer this one

HEEEEEEEY
HEEEEEEY BAILEY

>>154385322
You lucky duffer.

Not a single good game this round grim grim grim

>>154385322
>eating meat

>>154385322
Good stuff

the lions are on fire

>Just let the guy sit on the ground being tackled for 5 seconds before he handballs it
Umps...

My loins are on fire

>>154385233
>Every single Toyota Camry game has been a Drake's blowout
>wanting to add another Caltex team and dilute the Lowes talent pool even more
If that doesn't answer your question I don't know what will

>>154385345
they have creams for that mate

>out this arvo
>i missed the first DRUBBING of the season
i expected richmond or iggs but not shit kilda delivering it kek
>>154384833
>>154384838
>>154384858
crisp

GWS suck lol

The norfies are on fire

kanga kanga kanga

apologise to clarko

>Shitfield

gws are shit i've been saying it for months

clayton oliver has lost touch with the modern game

>>154385382
This but reality

GWS are shit? First I've heard of it.

the norf melbourne s

d raper

>>154385382
and yet he's still one of gws better players

andrew dildo

>the package

Why do all of these abo names for towns start with Nga

>Port get a big upset win against Geelong
>Adelaide get stomped by Brisbane
>Showdown next week
Yup, the revving will be good.

We are the SUNS of the Gold Coast sky,


We are one in the red, gold and blue.


We are the mighty Gold Coast SUNS,


We play to win the flag for you.


Fight! Fight! Fight!


'Til we hold up the cup,


Run, run, run all the way, hey!


We are the SUNS of the Gold Coast sky,


We're the team who never say die!

>>154385403
They're just really big fans of Next Generation Academies

ynr adelaide were the next big thing

>>154385417
they won the minor premiership last year, can you believe that?

>>154385417
crisp 1999 poster

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>>154384674

>>154385417
Still am Pakistan

I was promised looms
instead all I see are drubbings

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first to a hundred usually wins

>>154385428
based orson welles poster

>>154385423
Then went out in straight sets without winning a single quarter of either of their finals.

>>154385428
i always thought this was uncle phil from fesh prince of bel air

Crow have had 3 seasons in the last 20 years when they were clearly the best team and that blew it every time (blame Ben cousins, Dustin Martin and Isaac Quaynor)

UR A BIG PUSSI OLE

There are some very disappointed crom qts that will need a little cheering up tonight

There is a very black man playing for the giants

Canberran here, are all afl games this boring or are these just two shit teams?

Big call: Lachie Neale is a pretty good footballer.

>>154385462
>>154385463

>>154385463
deeply concerning

Big call: Nick Larkey is a pretty good footballer.

Big call: I'm a fat useless pothead.

>>154385469
>>154385476
Unique takes like this is why I keep coming back to /alf/

couple of my mates had a huge fight and it now looks like my main friend group might be breaking up. eh, probably time to grow up anyway.