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or what huh or what huh come on bro come on what the FUCK you gonna do if I dont huh come on or what
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>>97558525

She's not evil.

She's just drawn that way.
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No.
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>>97558548
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>>97558525
If space elves are so wise and sophisticated then where are her shoes
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>>97558617
That's actually the typical attire for space elf housewives.
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>>97558525
they're very cute, though.
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>>97558617
You just don't get it anon.
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>>97558525
I don’t like evil women. I like women with valor and justice in their hearts.
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>>97558698
Evil women have big tits though.
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>>97558525
No OP I will not stop.
I can fix one Dark Eldar girl.
I know countless trillions have tried but I will be the exception. I just know it.
>>97558557
Those arms should be putting me in a gentle but firm headlock.
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>>97558711
Redemption arc or no paladin boyfriend, simple as.
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>>97558525
I won't start if I can't conquer an evil Space Elf woman. None of these evil space elves will respect you if you submit.
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>>97558525
We should have had an evil space elf lady in Rogue Trader. Would probably have been up for something freaky
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The only way to make me stop liking evil space elves is to abduct me to the dark city!
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Okay.
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what about non-evil space elves?
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>>97559067
There is no such thing as non-evil elf.
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>>97559075
>elf-hate in your average coomer thread
Not surprised.
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>>97558822
>Dark Eldar
Anon, the one being beaten and raped is you.
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>>97559084
Don't threaten anon with a good time. Either you fix her, or she breaks you in. Both options are entertaining.
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>>97558525
Nah.
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>>97558617
they are sophisticated enough to keep their floors clean and warm, eliminating the need for shoes
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>>97559067
boring dweebs who are only good for being bullied
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>>97558711
Is evil stored in the tits?
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>>97559277
I doubt that, girls with small boobs are more evil than girls with big boobs.
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>>97559277
Evil is stored in the vagina.
Sometimes alongside the spiders.
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Been collecting Dark Eldar since like 1999 so nope.
That said I did like their older Drukhari more than the 2010 refresh.
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Evil space elves are best space elves.
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>>97559558
>collects models what he calls a "jobber race" in the /v/ thread
Alright.
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Rangeban 40kids
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>>97559067
Man I hate artists who just draw the Eldar as pretty humans with zero alien flair. Out of all the Eldar fanartists Beckjan remains the gold standard for depicting the Eldar.
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>>97559685
I mean yes, Eldar art and design is great. Lore wise they are 100% a jobber race. I fucking Avatar drowned in a river of shit and another got punched to death by a fucking space marine ffs.
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>>97559713
Eldar are cool and that's all that matters. How GW treats them is a crime, call them out on it.
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>>97559726
Eldar are unironically the best part of 40k and the amount of jeering, hate and just dismissal they get speaks to the unfathomably shit tastes of the majority of the fanbase and GW as well.

Goodwin was a miracle worker when it came to the aesthetics of the Eldar race as a whole, they are easily the best looking range in the game and their lore is kino as well especially if you just take the codex lore into account.
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>>97559067
>non-evil space elves

No such thing.
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>>97559726
Eldar can be cool, but they're never written well enough to reach their potential and most of their lore sucks. The only way I'd ever paint Eldar is making my own craftworld that does something with the mystique their entire race should have.
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>>97558525
No.
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>>97558697
What's her problem with pants?
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>>97559966
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>>97559749
they dont look grimdark and job
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>>97560131
They don't need to look grimdark. Muh grimdark is the aesthetics of the Imperium and Chaos, not the entire roster of races in 40k. The Eldar have their own aesthetic and that is part of their charm.
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>>97559802
is she that strong or is it just artist being annoying?
she doesnt even have a body right?
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>>97560147
i really want to like them but this whole
>rainbow jetpack
>crystal sword of eldargia or whatever
>muh wraith bone
>the shuriken gun of le psychic mumbo jumbo of light
it's so fucking stupid and yet they take themselves seriously
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>>97560157
You just have no taste. Eldar weapons and tech is fantastic combination of scifi and magitech stuff.
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>>97560206
they sound lame as fuck and corny and not in a fun way, plus the magic bullshit ruins it, at least with chaos it's bloody and eldritch
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>>97559699
Beckjan's probably the best for drawing "realistic" Eldar and DE, though for a more stylized take I like this artist's DE.
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>>97560223
why does a scar exist when the homos can fix em perfectly?
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>>97560223
this artist has another pic like this with the shitty dark eldar she made holding a bloody knife with a "gross" written next to the blood text
and it's like, if you hate drawing blood why pick one of the bloodiest goriest faction to draw?
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>>97560235
Stylistic choice probably. Some Dark Eldar like to show off scars in a society that can heal without leaving a mark.
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>>97560251
that or maybe the artist is a secondary lol
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>>97560218
Again, you have no fucking taste. Shuriken weapons are essentially "rail/coil" guns that spew forth thin projectiles that shred trough armor and tissue due to the combination of speed, hardness and an extremely thin cutting edge. You viewing them as lame just outs you as not really even comprehending/thinking about what those weapons in practice fucking do. They reduce people into shredded ribbons and even fuck up space marines because of the sheer amount of shurikens being able to cut trough joints and other weaker spots in armor due to the combination of their speed and cutting power.

As for "muh magic bullshit" the entire setting is based on magic bullshit. If you dislike magical elements 40k is not for you. 40k is space fantasy, not some hard scifi setting. Magica bs is foundational to the setting.
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>>97560257
tons of stuff dont use magic even in factions other than the necron, you can have the magic but making it your main shtick is boring, and i am sorry but a shuriken launcher just sounds lame, it being dangerous is completely overshadowed by it being useless as the user jobs and dies as usual
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>>97558525


Why? They are more interesting than evil humans.
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>>97560271
I'm not up to date on the current effectiveness of the Shuriken weapons as I haven't played the tabletop in a while but from what I recall they have generally always been pretty effective weapons barring their sub par range.
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>>97560295
and yet no matter what weapon the eldar use, they still die in droves
i am really sorry, I really want to like them and they CAN look cool but ultimately they are just too meh, I mean you have Orks, space bugs who evolve and mutate, fanatics with many cool sub-factions and history, chaos forces with demons and demonic machines, high tech skelebois, and other cool shit and you pick the space elves with twig robots?
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>>97560292
Ready for the cultural exchange?
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>>97558525
Stop making them so cool and sexy, then.
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>>97560340
and have yourself tortured forever so that she can feed on your pain all while seeing you as a filthy ape thing? fuck no
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>>97560340
I'm chomping at the bit
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>>97560320
Eldar dying in droves is a result of GW's writers being retarded cunts with favoritism towards Space Marines and the Imperium and incapability of writing decent novels from the pow of xenos. Ignoring BL slop is the best decision you can make in general because barely anything worthwhile in general comes from Black Library books. The only decent Eldar novels are the Path of the Dark Eldar books and Valedor, that's pretty much it.
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>>97560254
In a society where you can look however the fuck you want, be it perfectly beautiful of utterly hideous you think scars are unrealistic? Go back to your tertiary youtube "lore" faggots and leave 40K fandom to people who have actually been here since the Dark Eldar codex was a meme
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>>97560361
i hate 40k lore youtubers dipshit
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>>97560344
>reminder that Lelith is considered the pinnacle of Wyches because she doesn't have any scars, implying that other wyches keep their scars from their fights
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>>97560359
or maybe they just suck
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>97560371
You sure don't sound like it. Face it. You aren't even a secondary. You are a tertiary at best.
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>>97560383
If you don't like the eldar why the fuck are you in this thread, you disengenious nigger?
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>>97560378
She's just that damn good. They don't call her the "Queen of Knives" for no reason.
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>>97560385
because I said that the artist can be a secondary? relax dude lol
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>>97560394
Sorry but she looks stupid.
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>>97560386
I like their evil-er cousins, which is clearly what started this thread.
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>>97558822
The dark eldar do not worship chaos.
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>>97560405
If I wanted the opinion of a faggot, I'd have asked.
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>>97560436
The dark eldar are mostly cool but dude it's a fucking stripper elf not supreme character design.
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>>97560371
No you don't. They're the only way in which you engage with the hobby. You're filth.
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>>97560447
>supreme character design
I never said it was, faggerman. I just like it. Vect forbid the sexy space elves from the BDSM dimension want to show some skin.
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>>97560468
I don't watch them, like at all, why are you so adamant on hating one some rando and creating some dumb scenario? I wasn't even hating on anything.
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Is this achievable natty?
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>>97560470
didn't tell you not to like it, it just looks funny.
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>>97560476
Yes? Muscles are not even that big.
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STOP WANKING TO XENOS!
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>>97560476
Rhea Ripley has more muscles that that so yeah it is possible
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>>97560479
Okay... ?
>>97560495
Never!
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>>97558528
> Nearly an hour
> No response
> Bumped his own thread
Lmao pathetic bitch
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>>97560502
can't tell if you like her as a whole or just find her hot
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>97560504
Stop baiting for (You)s.
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>>97560511
Stop making up shit in your head?
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>>97560495
Honestly, I would rather fantasize about having sex with your sororitas(Famulos?) lady. Ruddy, human flesh with rosy flush. The goosebumps over trembling skin, the jiggle of plumpness and fat of a real woman. The smell of the jungle that smells familiar, like fermenting stone fruit and musk. Sweat and negotiating limbs that stretch and move like mine, not eerie alien flexibility. A human woman’s lack of control and loss of performance when real pleasure and instinct kick in.

Another human is a partner in sex, drukhari would either be an acquiescent doll amused by what she considers primitive mon-keigh urges, or the drukhari completely manhandling a living dildo that a human would be for her senses.

Jesus, women are a gift.
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>97560519
Stop baiting for (You)s.
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>>97560566
It feels like you're the one who's doing that though, whatever this is the last (You) for you before shit escalates, let's be real.
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>>97560474
>I don't watch them
A lie.
>>97560474
>why are you so adamant on hating one some rando
You're a tertiary cockroach and a net negative on not just the hobby but humanity in general.
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>97560578
Stop baiting for (You)s and trying to have the last word.
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>>97560582
anon all I did was jokingly say the artist is secondary, you'll live.
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>>97558525
No one can stop me.
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>>97560618
What's this garbage art style?
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>>97560495
Stop making them so sexy.
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>>97560340
Tau simps always leave out the hoofs. They know there propaganda wouldn’t work if they showed the real Tau females
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>>97561021
Speak for yourself although it is pretty obviously when someone is just drawing Tau coom for the popularity vs actually doing a bit of research.
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>>97561021
>implying hooves are a problem
Dranei are the most fapped to Warcraft race, hooves included.
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>>97561021
>shitty artists always leave out the hoofs.
FTFY
And I hate it. Need that clop-clop.
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>>97561215
what the fuck do tau feet actually look like
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>>97561289
Who the fuck knows, even the artists and designers can't decide.
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>>97560235
>>97560254
It's mentioned in the description that it's specifically a c-section scar, implying that she's had a trueborn child (instead of having an embryo grown in a vat), which for DE is a mark of status since surviving pregnancy in a society as treacherous and hyper-lethal as Commorragh implies you must be tough and/or have a lot of resources at you disposal to keep you safe. So leaving the scar would serve to advertize the fact and serve as a status-symbol.
Rather than being secondary, that is actually pretty deep-cut lore, as most people who don't play DE and read all their fluff probably aren't aware of the whole thing with DE viewing having children the natural way as a sign of status.
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>>97561416
I thought only the richest most powerful deldar get to birth
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>>97561464
yes, such as high-ranking Kabalites and Wyches, or powerful independent lords and ladies like Duke Sliscus
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>>97561469
i want more machines fir the faction
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>>97559966
Pants are evil, the sign of barbarism.
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>>97558617
You fool, you absolute idiot. The bare feet are a sign of sophistication and wisdom.
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>>97560609
All you ever did was watch lore videos on jewtube. It's all you've ever done in the hobby and it's all you'll ever do.
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>>97561464
the character in the picture is Aestra Khromys
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>>97559296
I knew there was a reason I always put it in my evil elf girlfriend's ass.
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>>97560076

Nah nah nana
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>>97559067
Craftworld Eldar have the most boring aesthetics in 40k. I pray that when the KT Exodite models are shown off they aren't Craftworld Eldar, but with appropriate bits latched onto them. Though I know that's exactly what GW will do
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>>97558525
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>>97565193
It's still hot because she's naked underneath
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>>97558525
Relax, none likes them and so none buys them
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>>97565193
Man, even with an image to work off of, AI struggles to make these, huh?
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>>97560147
>Imperium and Chaos
>not the entire roster of races in 40k.
Ehhh, it;s literally 90% of the 40k deal with it.
>The Eldar have their own aesthetic and that is part of their charm.
That's why none buys them and none wants to write about them.

>>97560419
Pleb.
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>>97558557
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>>97565376
Kill yourself, tasteless retard
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>>97559966
Too many encounters with jeanstealers.
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>>97565193
You just know she would be wearing a plug and vibrator under all that.
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>>97565444
get that harlot away from the sacred bones of humanity
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>>97558525
KILL THEM ALL
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>>97566408
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>>97558525
I love the evil space elves so much I added them to my own setting. They worship space whales
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>>97560378
Haemonculi are capable of healing and mending the scars on Drukhari without a mark, if they opt for it. Lelith is incredibly and rarely wounded as to merit such treatment, though in the Lelith book she consciously makes it a point of opting to not let it scar.
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>>97565376
>Goes into elf thread.
>Complains about elves.
Kind of based, but what did you expect to find?
>That's why none buys them and none wants to write about them.
Their books are bad and GW are apprehensive to let stories or books get made from their POV because Gav Thorpe's monopoly on writing them.

Mind you, the Mike Brooks books sold well with Lelith and Voidscarred. For obvious reasons, I wish our options for Eldar books weren't tied to two very weak authors.
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>>97558525
Post models you painted yourself.
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>>97570347
No.
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>>97565193
This reminds me of a fic where a squadron of Sisters of Battle captured a farseer and kept her both as a pet and for stress relief
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>>97570547
I need a link or a name or at least what site so I can try searching
please
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>>97571052
Hmm.

No.
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>>97570180
>Their books are bad and GW are apprehensive to let stories or books get made from their POV because Gav Thorpe's monopoly on writing them.
And..? We aren't talking about books sales
>Mind you, the Mike Brooks books sold well with Lelith and Voidscarred.
[citation needed]
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>>97570180
>Lelith and Voidscarred
>sold well
lol. lmao
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>>97559558
>I did like their older Drukhari more
the fitzpatrick 3e sculpts?
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>>97577375
oh to be turned into a bra
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>>97577780
>dark elves skin humans and make suits out of them
>go to group gatherings dressed up as humans, pretending to be humans doing human things
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>>97577375
Knew a girl who once dressed up as this character. Wish I saved the pics.
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>>97583784
cute
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>>97583784
>ywn rest your head on the lap of your drukhari wife while she reads les fleurs du mal aloud
why live
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>>97583784
>Plays Battletech
By the Gods she really is autistic.
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>>97583784
>plays comstar
Traditionalists, Reformists, Secisionists, Fochstar, or Protectorate?
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>>97578363
I don't know why but I want to play an anthropomorphic character in a modern setting now who attends conventions like that and see how the other players react.
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>>97558525
>Lelith
>So drop-dead gorgeous that she caused a Carcharodon Marine to get a "Why Boner?"
Damn DEldar. They are indeed the best.
>>97559067
Boring ever since they dropped the bionics, mohawks, glam rocker afro, and most importantly the bitchin long-coats and leather jackets.
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>>97560149
Jain-Zar moves so damn fast that Talos and his Night Lords squadmates thought it was raining...only to realize it was not raining but that someone was moving so fast that it gave off the illusion of it.
This actually caused the Night Lords to have something akin to a panic attack.
Also as a Phoenix Lord she's stupidly strong in terms of physical capabilities, sheer skills and experience. Her gear is a whole different thing compared to normal Howling Banshees (her mask is the true Banshee Mask and any other is just a copy...and unlike the copies that simply overload the brains of any unlucky enemy, Jain-Zar's mask simply liquefies them).
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>>97558525
Depends on what you mean by "like." If you're suggesting that I should stop identifying with them, that's silly, because I don't. If you're suggesting that I should dislike them, I would ask you to consider that fantasies are not reality, and that even if such a character would probably torture and kill you just for a quick and easy thrill, that won't stop people from fantasizing about things how they want to.

They should be played straight though, I think. Your imaginary version of her that acts as your dommy mommy is not going to hold up when I have her chain you up, fill you full of sensory-enhancing drugs, and start slicing into your soft meats just to savor your agony. Any attractiveness that she might have in which that's enough for you to hesitate doing the right thing for your own survival would just be your own mistake in perceiving the situation.

>>97558593
If anyone presents you with a drukhari, it's the other way around. You are the gift, and you will not be cared for.
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>>97558698
Based.
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>>97558698
Killing inferior races is valorous and just though.
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>>97589991
Sure, you say that now, but when I post about the need to kill off wh*te Europeans once we're done in Gaza, people get all bent out of shape.
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>>97590058
>has a list of genetic diseases longer than a phonebook from thousands of years of inbreeding
>calls others inferior
Nice try, rabbi.
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Never!
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>>97589407
Isn't she part of the Ynnari now?
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>>97569768
Humans are so easy to manipulate
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>>97569967
But... I want Drukhari exactly because I want her to torture me. I need to know if my pain and suffering will taste good for her, or if the consensual kind is something disgusting, like greasy fast food meal with no real nutritious value.
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>>97566408
Don't think a Dark Eldar would beg for their life since they just pop back out of a test tube if they "die"
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>>97594272
only the kabalites rich enough to afford the services of a haemonculus
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>>97594522
All Kabalites, All Wyches, All Wracks have regeneration contracts. It's why everyone in Commorraggh wants to be part of the Kabals or the Cults. Just by joining one you are immediately part of the 0.01% wealthiest in the city. The Hellions and Reavers you throw into the battlefield, however... those dudes usually don't have a contract because they're still trying to earn their way into one of the major organizations. RIP them I guess
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>>97560340

One of us is coming out of this pregnant.
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>>97594037
>Ynnari
Absolutely non-existent and irrelevant.
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>>97558525
No.
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>>97558525
Is it ok to like evil non-space elves?
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>>97594037
>Isn't she part of the Ynnari now?
Pretty sure GW dropped them as a concept
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>>97558525
I love Drukhari. I used to be a fan of Asuryani but lately Drukhari are the only brand of Space Elves in 40k I genuinely like and am invested in.
My army's right now are Sisters, and Drukhari. Now I just need GW to finally make Lost and the Damned and I will have at least 1 army I care about for every faction in the setting. Give me sexy female beastman muscle mommy to complete my 3 armies.
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>>97594572
art name please
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>>97594572
>drukhari
lol
lmao even
drukhari wyches doesn't even look like that
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>>97565674
haha
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f5 coming. Can you feel it?
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>>97558525
I want Lelith to sit on my face.
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>>97558525
I like being reminded that these space elves are like 7 feet tall.
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>>97597899
>lost the End Times
>world blew up
>don't even really exist currently
lol
lmao
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>>97560621
It's called "anime."
Repulsive I know.
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>>97603946
The state of dark elves across all gw properties is pretty grim right now. They're not even supported in the Old World.
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>>97603629
That's not how Eldar armor works
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>>97604302
Says who? Did you even touch wraithbone? How do you know it simply can not be flexible?
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But I like good space elves.
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>>97605603
The only good space elf is a bad space elf.
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>>97605663
That doesn't make any sense.
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>>97560545
Okay, we get it...you're a 400 pound incel who lives with his mom.
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Why no have 40k equivalent of ultimate knife-ear hedonist dommy mommy?
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>>97558525
GW needs to focus less on Craftworld Eldar and more on Dark Eldar. Dark Eldar is where the real money and potential is.
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>>97589991
I name thee blackguard, and I set all my strength against thee.
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>>97607279
In all honestly GW should be focusing a lot more on the Dark Eldar than the other Eldar. There's a lot more you can do with Dark Eldar with their culture and social dynamics that's interesting than what you can do with Craftworld Eldar.
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>>97604179
Dark Eldar is doing great actually. They're getting more and more popular and are gonna get their range refresh in 11th.
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>>97560394
These pictures where the face is inhumanly long are my favourite, because it's an alien beauty.
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>>97605603
she purdy
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>>97607279
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>>97607327
I always feel like the Deldar lore is a victim of limited PR. Commorragh is described as this shitty hell-pit, but I'd imagine that after the the Eldar Empire implosion, most of the survivors of that would be trying to eek out a decent living in their one city-empire and try to make it a better place to live, even if only for themselves. We only get to see the junkies and wastrels of that culture, because all the normal Eldar just stay at home and don't need to scavenge for slaves and drugs in places outside of the Eldar ecology.


>>97607352
The void eyes?
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>>97607480
All Dark Eldar suffer from the Soul Thirst, but the vast majority of them aren't raiding for slaves. The common rabble get their fill from watching the fights in the arenas and from the ambient suffering that the city constantly radiates.
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>>97607279
We had a good discussion on it the other day in the 40k general. They're just massively untapped potential between Commoragh as the center of the universe and a cyberpunk corporate hellhole with massive class disparity and lots of other unique lore perspectives.
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>>97607717
Word
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>>97607269
Lady Malys
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>>97607269

Because 40K is the big homo-gay sausage-fest setting. Only guys can have significant face time in the setting or before relevant.
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>>97607480
you either have a soul stone, or have to murder rape to stave off shriveling into nothing. If anything, the commorites people see, are the most well put together and elegant of their kind, the ones stuck in the city are going to be pain-starved half shriveled vermin compared to their kabalites and wyches.
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>>97607279
The patrician's choice is for them both to be in the spotlight because elf vs dark elf conflict is based. But that would require modern GW to stop furiously masturbating to big muscle men in power armor.
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>>97609124
How do Exodite do? Or are they just not Dark Elder?
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>finally 1 (one) thread about Dark Eldar >vanilla sauceless Aeldari faggots immediately try to make it about them just like the other 20 threads they spam

I genuinely understand imperium players when it comes to these people.
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>>97560353
Champing!
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>>97609217
in some depictions they have soul stones, in others their souls are protected by the world spirit of their maiden world.
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>>97609147
Space Marines are to GW what Batman is to DC and I'm sick of it.
>>97609217
In Path of the Dark Eldar, it's stated that their souls return to the World Spirit of their Maiden World via World Singer, which is why kidnapping a World Singer is a big deal.
>>97609315
No more brother wars. We're both struggling for relevancy these days.
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>>97609466
>Space Marines are to GW what Batman is to DC and I'm sick of it.

Agreed. And primarchs are Marvel slop. 40K, especially with Horus Heresy becoming its own setting, is turning into a softcore locker room romance and doesn't have the decency to come out of the closet.
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>>97609539
>is turning into a softcore locker room romance
Isn't that just all pop fiction books these days?
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>>97610012

I think 40K is more... repressed about it. Its quite apparent one or some of the developers early on was repressed as hell and used the setting as an outlet. Couldn't name who, but the theme has carried on.

There just aren't any prominent female characters in the setting like there is with fantasy. It also doesn't help that Primarchs/Space Marines/Custodes (who get all the attention) are artificial transhumans instead of having actual parents involved in raising them. Even fantasy nobility are more "human."
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>>97605149
It is flexible in the sense that it moves as the wearer moves, but if you were to touch it it would be very stiff, also it's arranged like plates over a bodysuit, not like a shirt as shown in the picture >>97603629
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>>97611434
>Muh magic armour is magic armouer butt not in dat wai.
>Ma saurce is I is returdeds
That is you. You sound like that when you talk. I could not accurately convey in text how much you drool when you do so.
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>>97607480
Stupid Keri.
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>>97612080
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>>97612406
Damn that show was ass.
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>>97609217
Their living planet protects them iirc
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>>97610012
40k is gay because it's written by repressed homosexual men. Most of the rest of pop fiction is gay because it's written by fujoshi women. There's a difference.
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>>97612479
So is ratclick but we don't let that stop us
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>>97558525
Quick question: does this artist draw characters taking dick? Yes or no?
>>97607279
I think the playstyle doesn't lend itself towards being beginner friendly, but neither does craftworlds. No idea if corsairs are the push to make the overall Eldar stuff easier for casuals or not, because I legit don't know their rules well enough to say.
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>>97614345
Dark Eldar are one of the hardest armies in the game to play well and that's part of why they'll never be in a starter box again. They're extremely technical and extremely fragile and take lots of layered buffs and multiple activations to kill anything.
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>>97614473
Aren't Dark Eldar glass cannons? Their shit is supposed to hit really hard but they also can't really take any damage in turn.
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>>97614610
>Aren't Dark Eldar glass cannons? Their shit is supposed to hit really hard but the
Pretty much, but most craftworld units are glass cannons. Except maybe the wraith stuff or Striking Scorpions.
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>>97607279
that's some pleasant art
who is the artist?
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>>97614756
Jet Black Raider by the looks of it
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>>97558525
You have no idea how many women started lusting after them because of this guy
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>>97612479
No, the show IS ass.
It WAS good, and then Aaron Asshat shit it up forever with Devil Ghouls misandrist input.

Also, does this rapist count as a space elf?
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>>97603946
>>don't even really exist currently
>still treated better than Space Marines battered wives
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>>97612080
>>97612479
People say she's ugly, but I think she's kinda cute.
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>>97624115
She's got kissable lips but she's BALD.
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>>97624278
>Under her hair, there is NO Hair!!
And there is a spooky skelington hiding INSIDE YOUR VERY BODY
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>>97624288
That's not fucking funny.
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>>97583784
>the perfect woman doesn't exi-
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>>97624278
Yolandi?
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>>97603629
>I like being reminded that these space elves are like 7 feet tall.
Nothing wrong with that
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>>97624115
I do too.
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Then stop making them sexy!
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>>97625508
Ah, love.
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>>97625635
NO
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>>97625508
>>97625676
Garbage memes
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>>97625635
>eldar
>sexy
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>>97596379
Yes
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>>97624115
>>97624278
I've never played Vermintide but I love her design. More female elves ought to have a similar appearance instead of the pointy-eared human look.
>>97624724
I fink you freeky and I like you a lot.
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>>97628087
Would.
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>>97558525
It's not my fault! Did you look at their swag?
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>>97624278
Her hair is tied to an asset, but she's shown to not be bald with her other skins. The hair is no wig.
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>>97630753
What kabal or wych cult do these guys represent in colors? Every time I've seen this art, I've always wanted to know but could never get a clear answer.
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>>97632442
It's a "special operations" color that they'll use on occasion when they don't want to be tied to a known cult or kabal. Not a false flag, (that would be someone else's colors), but just a color that isn't tied to a faction.
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>>97625508
6-7, but yeah. If they're the same height as WHFB elves, the minimum height for them starts at 6'0 and you roll a dice to add to that. Tolkien elves were canonically 6'5 on average for men, and something like 6'0 for female elves. So extrapolating on that, it's like 6'5 on average for the male Eldar.
>>97632442
Oh, is that what it says in the caption for the art? So there is no canon faction attached to those colors?
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>>97633514
The height on the numbers for WHFB was pulled from the Warhammer Fantasy RPG stuff.
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Are all evil elves by definition also evil space elves that are just on a spaceship called Earth/Toril/Amarath/Whatever?
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>>97642083
I think you have to exist on at least two different heavenly bodies before you are considered a space-faring race.
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>>97626753
sir this is the garbage website
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>Commorites
>Evil
Clearly the objective good guys of the setting
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>>97642276
>Dark Eldar have a scandinavian mindset
I am okay with this
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How come no one has been able to get close to Dark Eldar aesthetic
Even the knock off third party proxies just lack something when you compare them to the real thing
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>>97645866
Because they're actually a very simple design (layered plates, knives and blades on knees and shoulders) and most amateur 3d modellers add way too much fine detail just because they can. And most people that want to sell proxies are trying intentionally to make them distinct enough to not get C+D'd.
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>>97635468
Unrealistic,we know Yvraine rides the Rod of Ultramar daily and Lelith probably can't decide if she should be jealous or pestering Yvraine for details.
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What do you think about the eldar + space marine/primarch combo?
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>>97645967
Lelith probably dances on a certain pseudo-mongolian primarch's pole whenever she can.
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>>97645967
>>97646144
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>>97647374
Fuck yeah!
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>>97646144
She goes ham on the clam with a rival character who feels more like Lelith than Lelith does.
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>>97647374
That expression on Lelith's face says it all.
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>>97647374
>just now realized they're both wearing chapter-specific chokers
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>>97647404
Those aren't mutually exclusive options. I mean, the idea of Dark Eldar having a sexual orientation other than "yes" is absurd.
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>>97647404
She has a male lover in Valedor that she is already planning to kill when he stops amusing her.
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>>97646144
>>97647374
The Lion will have to be disappointed with two of his brothers.
Or get a racist Exodite waifu.
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>>97649572

Indeed.
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>>97649608
Russ will one up him.
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>>97649635
Russ gets a nerdy tsundere Farseer who spends all day reading books in the Black Library.
Whenever she confronts him he spills his mead and his roast hog falls out of his pockets.
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>>97645993
>What do you think about the eldar + space marine/primarch combo?
That marinefans are really insecure about the fact that marines are eunuchs.
Aeldari are still trash though.
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>>97649654
Considering all the non-marine command squads marines been getting, I would not be surprised if Russ came with a whole entourage he gathered along the way. Bigger question is, what gift from the Emperor will he get and what's the source for his armour?
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>>97649654
Russ is gonna rescue Isha (not on purpose) and she'll fall in love with him and make all the Eldar seethe their goddess loves a mon'keigh.
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>>97649679
>gift from the Emperor will he get

He got his during the Heresy, the spear.
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>>97596379
even better
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>>97647374
>Oh my, is that his lenght?
>Lenght? No, it's the girth.
>Oh for isha's sake, girl!
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>>97558525
Fuck no, who else would I nut too? The space Orcs?
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>>97653772
Why not space cows?
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>>97653839
Moo!
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>>97653839
>>97653914
Do NOT fuck the milk cows, that is very unethical.
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>>97654357
But what if THEY fuck YOU?
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>>97654357
The cow has to be pregnant or with a calf to produce milk.
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>>97560340
I guess someone already had that idea .
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>>97654481
Humans can't get tau pregnant
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>>97654522
Do the impossible, breed the unbreedable.
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>>97649852
Diamonds
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>>97654522
>>97654613
I'm shure a libertine rogue trader or radical ordo xenos inquisitor could have a magos biologis to facilitate this
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>>97654685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwWFTSYbyjM
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>>97654685
Emperor willing (he's not).
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>>97654685
>libertine rogue trader
>radical ordo xenos inquisitor
Do they take 14 year old Tau girls to their island retreat?
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>>97654765
>14 year old Tau girls
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>>97654765
More like
>rescue xenos toddlers from their corrupt society
>raise them on your private mansion world under proper humanity-first conditions
>create harem of young xeno girls who are submissive to humanity
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>>97654685
>>97654765
>libertine rogue trader
Lady Ghizla Yainne Maxiavellia
Heiress to great riches, but scorned by her dynasty due to suspected Xeno affiliation and heresy
>radical ordo xenos inquisitor
Sir Geoff Rayeph van Stayn
Reportedly commited suicide after being arrested due to extreme heresy, but those reports could not be confirmed. Or denied. All cogitator-based surveillance was disrupted, and no flesh-and-blood guards were present to observe anything.

Go on, put them in your Rogue Trader campaign.

>>97654779
As Fox News so eloquently said, they were not really children, some were even 16. So it wasn't REALLY child trafficking, just a spot of the ol' drugging and surprise sex with girls under the age of 18.
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>>97654803
>>97654971
Would trafficing and doing spicy surprise sex to Dark Eldar children be the proper way of raising them, or at least feed the ones not abused with pain energy?
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>>97655731
If you are to raise Dark Eldar children you need at least five in one clutch. At the start of each week you need to force them to compete in something, be it physical combat or table arrangement. Whatever you make them compete in the looser is that weeks pain battery. Everyone in your household are contractually obligated to make that child's life a living hell for that week, with anything short of permanent mutilation being fair game.

This simulates the conditions of the children growing up in their native habitat and will produce well-adjusted and obedient Dark Eldar adults later on in life.
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>>97654522
You wont stop me from trying.
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>>97654522
>>97654613
>>97654701
This is the way.
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>>97656767
I see the vision.
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>>97655903
Don't they just put all the embryos into artificial wombs because being pregnant is too dangerous for the average Dark Eldar woman?
They can tehn just decant one whole generation of kids into an arena, I mena kindergarten class.
For later, higher education I guess the equivalent to Dark Eldar High School is a mix of Battle Royale, Hunger Games and Hogwarts sprinkled with all the psychological cruelty and rape you can imagine.
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What all do you evil elf likers want to see GW add to the range of models next?
Or do you just want them to bring back more old stuff?
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>>97659534
a combination of
>bring back/update ALL the Not Available/No Model ones
>more homonculus/bodyhorror stuff, like another named character or a larger pain engine
>corrupted wraith constructs like the Castigators that Vect unleashed on Commoragh in the Path of the Dark Eldar books
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>>97659182
natural pregancy is seen as a status thing for powerful dark eldar, as it means that they can afford to be vulnerable. Trueborn dark eldar are often given higher status than their vatborn kin from the start
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>>97660192
I am going to boost the esteem of every female in Commorragh. Repeatedly.

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