>no memes posted
I knew you people were secondaries.

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>>97560427

>>97560650
>help me brother I am pinned here

Twins they were!

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>>97560427

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>>97561057
Also.

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>>97560427
Corgi-ssar

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Having a secondary/tertiary containment thread like this up 24/7 would drastically increase the quality of the board

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>>97564040
I see no lies

>>97561075
I read that snippit as "colossal CHINblade" for a second, and didn't doubt it for another two.

These memes really put the grim in grimdark

>>97560427
Advertise your fucking garbage comics elsewhere 'skullivander', you fucking suck

>>97564290
Didn't the man of iron from Blackstone fortress prove that all it takes is soldering on an imperial aquila to fool 99% of tech priests

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>>97569584
Men of Iron look just like Kastelan, it's a theory that Kastelan are actually lobotomized Men of Iron and nobody makes the connection since it's been tens of thousands of years.
Itinerant Kastelans aren't even that lobotomized. They just show up sometimes, and they have their own unit colors. So with the right iconography even a strange paint job wouldn't be a red flag.
Also consider how close Ironkin look to Kastelans, because they're also Men of Iron.
So it wouldn't work for a Necron because they're nothing alike.

The idea that the Mechanicus are letting their mortal enemies run around because they forgot what they look like and repurposed some of the frames is kino.

>>97569846
I initially read it as something else. That the Necron read their codex and GENUINELY wanted to swap sides. Can't be any worse than the raw deal they have.

>>97570034
Ironic. Machine God = Void Dragon = C'tan

>>97560427
Post your models instead!

>>97564040
Why not just have a dedicated 40k board instead?

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>>97570308
>Implying the Void Dragon isn't totally pro-fleshy

>>97561126
>it's closed now
Like tears in rain

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>>97576830
>another NOT a prolapsed asshole
is this dangly bit a new 40k standard? also where is that WARNING pic from?

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>>97560669
alrighty then

>>97570747
What's plan D?

>>97561133
I was there when it was written. 2019-20 really was the Silver Age of /tg/. Take me back...

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>>97581137

>>97570335
40kids already spread their rot on completely unrelated boards. It would be a garbage heap of a board most of them would refuse to use.

>>97561388
>zoombro has a fully painted army, is actively engaging with the game and enjoying himself
Don't see a problem

>>97560427
buy an ad

>>97576847
I prefer the model that's three skitarii in a trenchcoat

>>97581137
Emperor's Children

>>97570747
wait....
is that number age or body count?

>>97582446
It's not really meant to represent a problem, I think, just demographics.

>>97587078
You'd think the commissar has shot more than 45 people.

>>97582450
???

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You niggers gonna post memes or what?

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Come on you sons of bitches. I'm half black and half jewish and giving these away for free

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>>97597096
Tbf though. I DID steal these

>>97597097
40k?

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1/2

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Oops, this one comes first.

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A classic

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>>97599084

>>97570747
plan a is the easiest skip of this lot.

>>97597101
That reminds me, rape is super rare for some reason. Not a vague "untold violations on civilians", actual just rape. I think there's one that gets stopped in the Nightlords books, and I think in the Gaunt's Ghosts there's an incident? Rare, considering there's Drukhari and a god of rape.

>>97599124
Just chock it up to the Ancient Greek definition of rape.
There isn't rape. It's just sex. Consent is not something that exists.

>>97581137
Daemonette with a big D

>>97599132
Not quite. Rape is a violation of property rights in ancient greek sense.

>>97570747
You know, I always see fem-commissar/guardsman but I've never seen male commissar and guardswoman

>>97599124
In the world bearers novel there's that one Blind priestess from monarchia that has already been gang raped in the wastelands before they find her

>>97599124
It's like how people were upset about the scene in Andor. Sure, it's a massive war, you could intuit that it's happening somewhere, but it's not really what people signed up to read about.

>>97598567
>Purple Emperor
Genestealers! *BLAM*
>>97598574
Love some Clean Marines.

>>97598611
>I thought this only ran Heretic!

>>97570747
For me it's Plan C.
Killing evil xenos is way better than sex.

>>97599459
>male commissar and guardswoman
ciaphas cain.

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>>97599459

>>97576830
>>97576847
It sucks, AdMech are probably my favorite lore faction but I don't like their tabletop stuff at all. Part of it is that the lore is mostly techpriests while the TT is Skitarii, who are a lot less interesting IMO, but they could've made the designs less derpy.

>>97599459
Part of the "guard are le Badass Normals!" fantasy is being scooped up "against their will" by a more powerful woman, because they're just such a desired commodity. Even if you do reverse the genders it winds up like this: >>97600921

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There’s a kind of fan

This thread is irrefutable proof that there is no difference between 4chan and reddit anymore.

>>97601251
Caused largely by modern "males" being so low test and feminized that the idea of taking action and trying to score with a woman is completely alien to them. They need a big strong muscle mommy to scoop them up and feed them tendies while they sit on their asses and play gacha.

>>97569584
Reminder that there's only 10.000 stormtroopers in the entire Imperium, and it only takes 1000 space marines to defeat a craftworld. Oh, and a single chaos god can delete any planet at any time with a thought.

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>>97601716
Fuck off, you retarded nigger. We were posting 40k memes here before you were born.

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On a scale of 1-10, how hard would the ref hit me for fielding this?

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And I have always wanted to give the barrel of monkeys build

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>>97602105
*Give it a try. FUCK my fat fucking fingers

>>97601137
The Mechanicum is RIGHT THERE.
>>97601698
>Screenshot my comments And I get fired
Literally nobody, not one person, nobody likes people like you.

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>>97597096
Ironically, chainsaws began as surgical tools. Presumably, the effect of this on the analogy holds true where Eversors started as the mob drive-by-shooting kind of assassin before optimizing "assassination" by frontal assault beyond the point of agents being functional people.

>>97598581
Damn, the electro-priests are going to HATE that all that effort spent ionizing the workers has gone to waste.

>>97602169
>posts neurolictor and terrible pun at the same time
We're friends now anon.

>>97597101
Good. We don’t need Warhammer characters talking like niggers/redditors.

>>97601698
I'll still take this guy over the "media literacy expert" guy, tbqh

>>97601716
I guess I'll have to take your word on it, Reddit expert guy

>>97601251
I just find it surprising that with the "authoritative, stoic older male figure" being one of the common fetishes for women there's so little about it, then again the few "straight" women that this hobby attracts are either into homoerotic beefy dudes(marines), vampiric rapechads(dark eldar) or /d/-tier stuff (nids, chaos, deldar again)

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>>>/wsg/6098285

>>97598909
@grok how many cellos are in one orchestra?

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>>97603775
I don't know about grok, but gork apparently likes a lot of them.

I don't have any memes to post but I do have 40k AI slop songs to show off.

Rippers Have Unionized - a song inspired by Warhammer 40k | Tyranid Tavern Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t8wUIEO2iw
Blue - an Ultramarines song, inspired by Warhammer 40k Space Marines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD5R_uSBadQ
Call The Night Haunter - a Ghostbusters theme song parody inspired by Warhammer 40k | Night Lords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFw261QcThU
Running In The 40K | AI Cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sls4Sdw5Z30
The Emperor Can't Stop Dancin' - Warhammer 40k Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IykAhc4uig
Resource Acquisition (feat. @jaxtorm) (Blood Ravens Anthem) | Warhammer 40K inspired Grimdank Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kfDifRShVA

Thomas is sick of this heresy! - song inspired by Warhammer 40k and "Thomas the Tank Engine" meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeBJoKm39Hw
Live from the Black Library - A Warhammer 40k Laughing God Roast Inspired Song #warhammer #aislop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es8VN7Jf1cw
Hippity Hoppity (It’s Now Blood Raven Property!) - Warhammer 40K inspired Tavern Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwkp3YL6New

Also some 40k youtube poop
A Defective Death Guard | a Warhammer 40k story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JndXBB0zYQ
Alpha Legion Arrested - WHAT SIDE ARE YOU ON?!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6bW4id56dJ8
The Adeptus Custodes Argue About A Suspicious Robot Lion
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GhDnhLAeo5o
Peformative Chaos Space Marine
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/piIAqurgS0g
How to Fool an Ork 101
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YCjJWz7PpBc
Blood Ravens steal the enemy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om7AuID6BY
Space Marines are Nerds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W6yGH6X1c4
Adeptus Custodes Stonius Gets In Trouble With Valdor For His Pranks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtfiS1se_oI
Two Horus Heresy Apothecaries Make Small Talk Before Carrying On Their Duty
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Sw3aEjOvASM

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I respect the hussle.

>>97601698
I look like this and post like this

>>97606564
>Thinks playing an 80s-90s manchild game makes him smart
Poor Timmy, smart people do things of worth and meaning, not push little army dudes around the table.

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>>97599124
Yes, sexuality in general is quite toned down by GW, the adolescent power fantasy, and it doesn't work well with real issues like rape... even when there is only war and rape is a constant in war, even as a terror tactic.

>>97607320
This kek

>>97597101
karking hell

>>97609460
Odd since one of the best WEGs I have played is set in 40k.

>>97614147
>WEGs
Do I even want to know what that stands for?

>>97601137
The skitarii don't even look like the original lore. They're supposed to look like a cross between cyber-psychos and Mad Max villains. Instead they're shitty copies of Fritz from Ralph Bakshi's Wizards.

>>97614548
western erotic games, as apposed to hentai games. the only real difference is that the western ones usually dont look like 360p anime torrents

>>97603956
>>97603974
Kill yourself immediately.

>>97570335
You're looking at it.

>>97582446
Shoulda gone to Specsavers.

>>97570308
Dumbest retcon in the IP, which is saying something.

>>97570308
Titandeath describes a departed soul going to meet the Machine god in the warp and its described as such
>Otherworldly predators circled, ready to tear her to shreds.
Mohana Mankata Vi screamed.
>This was the reality of the warp. This was what the Imperial Truth hid. At the last moment, she felt utterly betrayed, and understood finally why the traitors had turned.
>Wide-winged things with rasping mouths dived at her through looping whirls of impossible colours. She floated helplessly. Through will alone she shifted herself aside from a swooping beast. Its razored fins caught her, and her soul’s arm bled light.
>The creatures turned, excited by the scent of corposant upon theempyrean’s current, and dived. She closed her eyes, wishing it all to be over.
>A great song played. The loudest war-horn she had ever heard blasted across the non-space of the warp, and foundry heat beat at her back. She opened her eyes to find herself surrounded by a golden light, and the creatures fled before it.
>Trembling, she turned.
>A vast being filled eternity. She had the impression of a human form, though the entity was too large for a mortal eye to encompass. Its blood and bones were grinding cogs, its thoughts living streams of plasma, its eyes lenses the size of galaxies.
>An iron door appeared in the maze of machinery in front of her. She looked up, searching for a face, and saw a shining entity looking back down that turned from flesh to light to mechanism and back.
Through the door radiated the familiar, plasmic warmth of Luxor Invictoria’s reactor. She sensed its machine soul, more apparent to her now, not almost alive but truly living by the grace of her Machine-God.
>A voice spoke within her, beautiful as the finest singer, grating as the mightiest machine.
>While there is service, there is life, it said. It is time. Mohana Mankata Vi passed through the portal, where for one last, ultimate time, she joined with the spirit of the Titan.

>>97618705
shit I messed up the greentext. oh well its still readable.

>>97618705
this greentext is messed up I cannot read it

>>97606366
>The mk4 helmet is just the mkX helmet
Lazy whore

>>97569846
Why did they give these things big, cute Disney-eye faces? It's not exactly in keeping with the grim-dark aesthetic of the rest of the game. Frankly, if you removed the guns they'd look like something out of Wall-e.

>>97629825
It kind of fits with them being a relic.
If it's any consolation otherwise their sheer and uncaring brutality probably outweighs any cuteness factor.

>>97603956
K Y S
Y
S

>>97597101
LOWLY
LICKSPITTLES

>>97634841
Post something better or get the fuck out.

>>97637060
NTA, but his post did in fact have more artistic value than yours

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This is my favorite one, I think it is very funny!