>be me
>pretty high status, good looking, lean, can bench my bodyweight
>work hard so make above average income
>go into nerd environments like MtG, DND etc, anything that will have at least one token 6/10 female with 3/10 self esteem. in the group, always accompanied by her 5/10 boyfriend
>spend the entire session mogging the fuck out of her boyfriend and being playful with her
>never escalate, never explicitly state interest, just drive him absolutely insane every session
>subtly undermine him, tell him hes got absolutely nothing to worry about so he can stop acting so obviously insecure.
>walk away before he can reply

Once upon a time Vampire LARP had a fine selection of obese specimens.
Unfortunately that time was abruptly ended by this strategy becoming universal.
The probability that a given obese Vampire larper has a brutal STD is "yes."
It is like the Walking Dead Season 1 punchline out there. "EVERYONE is infected."

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>>97638324
Dude I thought I was the only insane, evil faggot that pulled this move. I love mtg / d&d autists cause they're all bears and so desperate for any attention at all they bite the bait.

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>>97638525
exactlyyyyyy prefer the less bearish ones but im not that picky as long as they're cute. More times than not it's their first time with a guy which is always fun. Slowly introducing a complete stranger into the world of homosexuality feels amazing

>>97638324
>>97638525
>>97638669
You know what's crazy? This is not even the gayest thing I've read on 4chan today.

It's telling that the "traditional games?" fag is not complaining about this thread, kek.

>>97638324
On behalf of my fatso brothers: I apologize. We yugioh players use weaponized stink to get a leg-up on our opponents. We spearheaded hygiene regulations in other TCGs.

>>97638324
liking overweight partners is literally a mental illness. it is a sign of poor exercise, poor diet, and/or poor willpower. the only acceptable kind of partner you should like is young (18-25 year old) hunks or amazons over 6 feet tall.

T. fat bear man

>thread full of faggots
do neck yourselves, you fucking worthless subhumans

>>97638676
Mind if I inquire on what was the gayest thing? I nominate /jp/s gay cosplay threads or the Lia general on /vt/

>>97638700
check'd and kek'd

>>97638324
>ygo players once again proven to be the least gay tcg playerbase in the scene
Never in my wildest dreams did I think that my putrid presence would be protecting my chastity from butt bandits and penis pirates. Maybe this is why Konami was so aggressive with their hygiene rules.

>>97638700
Reaming obese nerds of any gender is a traditional game

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>ITT
>Faggots and sociopaths use MTG and D&D as a mean for their lurid second ends
...aaaaand that's another tick on "not playing with upstream hobby shit". Only non-hip games along the lines of 3.5e and gurps in full gear autism with close friends (all males and married) are safe i guess.

>>97638740
>liking overweight partners is literally a mental illness
No, it’s an outdated mating preference. An overweight partner was a high-status partner who would be more likely able to provide for offspring. Hence the Venus of Willendorf.

>>97639155
3.5 is literally a form of D&D

>>97639155
Lets be honest here OP is a gaycel with a straight guy fetish just trying to make people uncomfortable because it turns him on.

>>97639161
Yep but it's not upstream and its autism field is enough to keep it within its own niche, unbothered by normogroids and social predators.

>>97638740
>T. fat bear man
sounds like a fat boy is feeling lonely post ya city and bmi

>>97639159
For all we know that was just one guy's fetish that survived history, I wouldn't use it as an indication of a consistent trend

>>97638357
Hey anon. I want to let you know something.
I've been the girl in this scenario. Basically this exact same thing. You know what happens after?
Every time, without fail, I wind up talking to my boyfriend about how fucking weird and creepy you were.

>>97639710
>girl
Eww. This thread is for cute boys only.

So you're telling me I just have to play mtg to get my hams glazed? That's a hard bargain.

>>97639710
so he brings you two closer together? you should thank him for that

>>97639665
We have a lot of examples, that’s just the most famous one

>>97638324
>tried yugioh but the fatties there were too greasy for my liking
I have this theory that it's a combination of people generally having bad hygiene these days, in addition to the sheer amount of time that fat sweaty yugioh nerds spend labbing out their combos (or their appropriated combos). My brother-in-law is a well-rounded and sociable individual that somehow made it to 35 years of age before learning that you also need to use soap when you're washing your face in the shower. If a guy with a house, a wife, and a kid learned it that late in life, imagine how many other people just don't learn basic shit like that, and moreover how many yugioh players just never learn it since they don't have to impress anyone with anything other than their fields of 9+ interactions.

>>97638324
Based??? Are you into fat retarded asian guys? Stop by my LGS there is one for you.

>>97639710
TITS OR GTFO

>>97639155
>3.5e and gurps

Gay as fuck, anon.

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>>97639710
Tits with timestamp or gtfo.

>>97638776
I was lying. Your posts are extremely gay.

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>>97641904
hell yea brother

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>>97638754
Welcome to 4chan.

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>>97639710
ywnbaw + women don't play games

>>97638357
I know this post is fake because these guys are all dating trannies now.

>>97638700
Kek

>>97638324
>Autistic faggot into other fat autistic faggot cock is commander player
HAHAHAHAHA color me surprised

>>97638919
Niggas play you-gay-hoe and are all down low gay. i.e.: black on black jail dating

>>97647761
All women do is ever fucking play games

>>97647761
that's one sexy tranny

>>97639710
yeah and you end up thinking about that guy while your bf is fucking you later lol