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Are you able to fill the entire 5e D&D classes with your waifus?
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>>97638456
Why put mudrock as a paladin when you have a whole family of paladins to choose from?
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My berserker barbarian waifu
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>>97638456
>your waifus
>waifus
>waifu (s) (plural)
see picrelhonestly, not really, having 13+ waifus sort of devalues the term waifu. Even "harem" anime cap out at like 8.
>>97638643
What would you put her as? She really doesn't fit as any standard dnd class. For dnd 3.5, perhaps the healer class or a UMD focused character. Also I loved the myrmidons from those games. 40% crit chance is fun.
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>>97638456
sure, i'm bored and sad enough. only used girls as an extra challenge
>>97638711
>Even "harem" anime cap out at like 8
skill issue desu
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>>97639142
>continued
>Having an unreasoning, unthinking, rage monster on the team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08
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>>97639153
The fact that this chart originates from Reddit is all you need to know.
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>>97638711
>She really doesn't fit as any standard dnd class.
That's exactly the issue, you can't put her into any of those classes. Most characters in media can't fit into D&D classes, no matter how hard you try. You really have to houserule things in order to fit a character from other media into D&D.
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>>97638827
Nah, that's Presea Combatir from Tales of Symphonia.
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>>97638711
>having more than one “waifu” devalues the term
The only way to make the act of having one not cringe as fuck is to have many, many of them. At least with a ton of them you can admit to yourself you’re a gooner who likes hot babes rather than hiding behind the false purity sticking with one gives you
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>>97638835
>Alex
very based anon
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Freakin' Sweet, but I am too old and cute for D&D 5, so I have my 3.5 chart.
And I have low self-esteem for waifu or harem-waifu...
So puppets under my fingers
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>>97638706
Based.
>>97639547
Based and true.
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>>97639556
you get it, anon. her being from a terrible game only makes her hotter, in that failure kind of way
>>97640158
I mostly eat eggs, chicken and rice. I don't know what's edamame is but it sounds too expansive for me.
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>>97640553
also, thicc
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>>97640655
Undertale sucks, and so does its self-hating narrative.
Deltarune continues to push that narrative in a different, but still noticeable way.
Any shit whose characters look like they're either from California or designed by someone from California is slop meant to push garbage political messages. Double goes for CalArts cartoons.
Most shows produced by Netflix are sad jokes, and their shitty attempt at telling a Castlevania story is no exception, as they pushed numerous queer and misandrist agendas throughout the seasons, making Sypha into a fantasy !Iron Man gIrLbOsS sLaY qUeEn plank of wood, and turning Trevor amd Alucard into different kinds of pathetic simps.
I will be free when this slop gets thrown in the trash where it belongs, and when these trends stop. Fucking faggots.
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>>97640666
bingo
>tfw she uses her useless emotion powers to feel how horny you are while you going balls deep
>>97640685
I'll pray for you, anon
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>>97641822
>sami as ranger
Fuckin' A, anon!
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>>97642196
What? No love for >>97638835 having OK KO?
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>>97638456
Aeris is a druid, just so you know. The entire way magic in that setting works is that it's drawn from the natural world. It's an extremely and laboriously repeated plot point... and Aeris's super special gimmick is that she directly communes with the world in ways other people can't. She's not a sorceress, she's a druid. Tera is not a druid. She's a sorceress. Her magic is innate because her father was an esper. She's a demi-fey being who channels the innate power of her heritage. She's a sorceress.
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>>97638456
Post template retard
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>>97642213
every character in that picture is 21 and older
they are from my own, alternative versions of their respective fictions where everything is the same but these characters are 21 and older
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>>97642597
This guy is years deep into his chud spiral, anon - look >>97640685
Yelling angrily about decades old buzz words, a man permanently stuck in his conditioning. A discarded tool of the fascist pedophile class, now left behind like a used up condom. This website is full of them now - they are like ghosts, but sadder
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So is he abarbarian or a fighter?He is definitely a frenzied berserker
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>>97643268
Pact of the Blade Warlock
>Powers come from an patron (technically matron, literally)
>Conjures a pact weapon
>Sufficiently sad backstory for warlock's edginess requirements
>Madness powers are a perfect fit for eldritch magics
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