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Are you able to fill the entire 5e D&D classes with your waifus?
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I dont know these characters
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>>97638456
> terra
> druid

kill yourself .
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>>97638456
>Are you able to fill the entire 5e D&D classes with your waifus?
No, and apparently, neither are you.
Imagine thinking L'Arachel is a cleric.
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>>97638456
Why put mudrock as a paladin when you have a whole family of paladins to choose from?
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My berserker barbarian waifu
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>>97638456
>your waifus
>waifus
>waifu (s) (plural)
see picrel
honestly, not really, having 13+ waifus sort of devalues the term waifu. Even "harem" anime cap out at like 8.
>>97638643
What would you put her as? She really doesn't fit as any standard dnd class. For dnd 3.5, perhaps the healer class or a UMD focused character. Also I loved the myrmidons from those games. 40% crit chance is fun.
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>>97638706
Isn't this the demon girl from frieren?
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>>97638456
sure, i'm bored and sad enough. only used girls as an extra challenge

>>97638711
>Even "harem" anime cap out at like 8
skill issue desu
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>>97638456
>Barbarian first

What do you take me for, a fucking idiot?
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>>97639142
>continued

>Having an unreasoning, unthinking, rage monster on the team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08
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>>97639142
>>97639153
The fact that this chart originates from Reddit is all you need to know.
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>>97638456
Who's the Bard
And Warlock and Artificer should never have been classes
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>>97638711
>She really doesn't fit as any standard dnd class.
That's exactly the issue, you can't put her into any of those classes. Most characters in media can't fit into D&D classes, no matter how hard you try. You really have to houserule things in order to fit a character from other media into D&D.
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a "waifu" is your wife, anon. fooling around with a party of harlots like that would hurt her feelings.
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>>97638827
Nah, that's Presea Combatir from Tales of Symphonia.
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>>97638456
Can't say I'm invested enough in fictional women for this.
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>>97638711
>having more than one “waifu” devalues the term
The only way to make the act of having one not cringe as fuck is to have many, many of them. At least with a ton of them you can admit to yourself you’re a gooner who likes hot babes rather than hiding behind the false purity sticking with one gives you
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>>97638835
you must be 18 or older to post here
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More than one waifu kills your laifu, silly zoomzoom
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>>97638835
>Alex
very based anon
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Freakin' Sweet, but I am too old and cute for D&D 5, so I have my 3.5 chart.
And I have low self-esteem for waifu or harem-waifu...
So puppets under my fingers
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>>97639586
>Cute
>Playing 3.5
No way, anon, you have to play BECMI if you want to be cute.
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>>97638835
>Susie
>whatever the fuck "Alex" is supposed to be
>CalArts-esque Kipo, Fink, and Pidge
>Netflix !Castlevania slop
Your post reeks of tofu, edamame, and other "foods" of similar proteins.
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>>97639429
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>>97638706
Based.

>>97639547
Based and true.
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>>97638456
>Larry as the cleric
lol, kind of based
I don't know any of these other japsloppers aside from the final fantasies and Athena though. The warlock is really badly drawn.
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>>97640189
you wouldn't have to read all that if you weren't a filthy secondary, you've only yourself to blame.
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>>97639556
you get it, anon. her being from a terrible game only makes her hotter, in that failure kind of way

>>97640158
I mostly eat eggs, chicken and rice. I don't know what's edamame is but it sounds too expansive for me.
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>>97639520
anon, people born in 2005 are currently 21 .
you are just old and still posting on 4chan
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>>97640553
So your trash taste is from being a naturally-low testosterone beta male and not a high şơƴ based diet, good to know.
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>>97640634
anon, you don't have to be this. you can be free.
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>>97640553
also, thicc
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>>97640655
Undertale sucks, and so does its self-hating narrative.
Deltarune continues to push that narrative in a different, but still noticeable way.
Any shit whose characters look like they're either from California or designed by someone from California is slop meant to push garbage political messages. Double goes for CalArts cartoons.
Most shows produced by Netflix are sad jokes, and their shitty attempt at telling a Castlevania story is no exception, as they pushed numerous queer and misandrist agendas throughout the seasons, making Sypha into a fantasy !Iron Man gIrLbOsS sLaY qUeEn plank of wood, and turning Trevor amd Alucard into different kinds of pathetic simps.

I will be free when this slop gets thrown in the trash where it belongs, and when these trends stop. Fucking faggots.
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>>97640666
bingo
>tfw she uses her useless emotion powers to feel how horny you are while you going balls deep

>>97640685
I'll pray for you, anon
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>>97641822
>sami as ranger
Fuckin' A, anon!
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>>97641822
>Steven Universe
>Owl House
Kindly go die somewhere.
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>>97638835
you can't just throw pedoshit in there and expect not to get called on it, pedo
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>>97642196
What? No love for >>97638835 having OK KO?
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>>97638456
Aeris is a druid, just so you know. The entire way magic in that setting works is that it's drawn from the natural world. It's an extremely and laboriously repeated plot point... and Aeris's super special gimmick is that she directly communes with the world in ways other people can't. She's not a sorceress, she's a druid. Tera is not a druid. She's a sorceress. Her magic is innate because her father was an esper. She's a demi-fey being who channels the innate power of her heritage. She's a sorceress.
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>>97638456
Post template retard
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>>97642213
every character in that picture is 21 and older

they are from my own, alternative versions of their respective fictions where everything is the same but these characters are 21 and older
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>>97638835
>furslop
>capcomslop
I diagnose you with turbo AIDS. Your treatment plan is to discontinue use of 4chan and fuck off to Furaffinity.
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>>97642401
i really hated it btw because the rows are uneven in length.
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>>97642416
amusing that you think that this Epstein psy op byproduct of a website is not where all AIDS and cancer truly belong
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>>97642251
>OK KO
Is that one of the CalArts pieces of trash?
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>>97638456
>exclusively weebslop video games
Have you ever read a book? And I mean an actual paper book, visual novels don't count.
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>>97642522
Low quality bait. You're glowing brown.
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>>97642587
For the sake of fairness, it his harder to post an image from a non-illustrated book. 3D waifus are far too controversial and not thusly not common so I wouldn't expect him to post one.
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>>97642597
This guy is years deep into his chud spiral, anon - look >>97640685

Yelling angrily about decades old buzz words, a man permanently stuck in his conditioning. A discarded tool of the fascist pedophile class, now left behind like a used up condom. This website is full of them now - they are like ghosts, but sadder
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Not the worst thread on the board right now, but damn if it isn't close
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>>97638456
I don't think you know what "waifu" means.
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>>97642587
Anime website.
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So is he a barbarian or a fighter?
He is definitely a frenzied berserker
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>>97643268
Pact of the Blade Warlock
>Powers come from an patron (technically matron, literally)
>Conjures a pact weapon
>Sufficiently sad backstory for warlock's edginess requirements
>Madness powers are a perfect fit for eldritch magics
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>>97642376
>Aeris is a druid, just so you know
Naeh a sorcerer fits better as she's more race as class, it's her bloodline that makes her magical.
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>>97642906
Hasn’t been true for over a decade, but keep coping.
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>>97638456
>l'arachel
Based
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>>97644331
Prove it

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