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>Thread Question: What was your favorite new CYOA of March 2026?
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A bizarre one I have never before looked at
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>>97883836
A franchise, huh? That's disappointing. I had hoped it was some homegrown /cyoag/ freakiness
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>>97883868
That's an issue with the preppers that are commodity fetishists, but I think today most people recognize this. Whether we are able to form those bonds is another story. In any case the two are not mutually exclusive
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>>97883916
I would love to know what percentage of the regulars here participate in some form of "prepping"
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>>97883836
It is the greatest video game of all time, though, so that's something
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>>97883836
>franchise
It's just 2 games, unless I missed something. Is that enough to be classified as a franchise these days?
>>97883789
Having said that, I never saw this cyoa. Interesting idea to use Danganrompa characters as partners, the artstyle is kinda similar. It must be pretty recent since it has Danganronpa 3 characters in it.
>>97883842
If you think the cyoa is weird then I wonder what you would think of the game itself. Just to name one thing, you have to control 2 characters at once fighting different battles at the same time.
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These pages from the newly released Witch Awakening update are NOT allowed to be posted on reddit.
Main CYOA: https://imgchest.com/p/xny8vrwd7bl?grid=1
High Quality Forbidden Pages: https://imgchest.com/p/xny8r2ako4b
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>>97881372
Most anons don't even know that OutrageousBears claims to be a mother in real life, which is supposed to completely rewire you to find this kind of shit hundreds of times more horrific than it already is. From hatred to "squeamish" outrage at the work itself. Think of how many hard lines Entropist Anon would draw around hurting children and how he'd bend and twist his entire omnicide fantasy to still help Anonymous become a supportive evil patriarch. That's what shows that he's rewritten by his oxytocin to be permanently serious about "fatherhood" and "natalism" and doesn't just have a breeding kink, and for that I can believe that he only wants the best for the real Human beings under his care and I wish him nothing but success. That's the way that even the bitterest chud is meant to think once he's hit the good life.
If EntropistAnon touched Satanic ritual abuse as a magical power then it would be an NPC only ability showing to the player that these other people are the bedrock of depravity that no villainous PC will be allowed to match.
This isn't even the first case of O.B. blithely handling horrific fates of children in her universe: there was the "Blood Witch" perk proving the pro-lifers right in the worst possible way by counting them as valid high grade sacrifices, and the entire Changeling race, which not ONLY replaces a random child with themselves and impersonates them throughout their life, but also sentences the innocent child to be punished instead of them in the afterlife according to her setting document. Neither of these have any kind of "alignment restriction" unlike Pedovore even though one has infinitely worse consequences.
In other words she handles the subject like an exceptionally sociopathic neckbeard instead of the caregiver that people are trusting her to be: skinwalking as someone's child for your jollies is something morally "neutral" and not a nightmare whose very possibility oppresses every child or parent.
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>>97883963
There are various spinoff/remake games in the franchise that exist/previously existed, an anime, and probably various other obscure things that I haven't heard about
And this is one of at least two CYOAs heavily associating TWEWY and Danganronpa together, funnily enough
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>>97884005
>are NOT allowed to be posted on reddit.
Only the first 2, the last one is fine. The author is clearly bitter about it if you look at the condescending way the substitute page is written. "make up something yoursel, you won, congrats". I don't like the whole section, and the fact tier 6 is locked behind servitude, so it's just kinda funny to watch.
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>>97884047
>And this is one of at least two CYOAs heavily associating TWEWY and Danganronpa together, funnily enough
Fuck, you just reminded me that I know there is another one and that I read it, but now I don't remember the name.
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cyoa for this feel?
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>>97884052
I agree that being forced to be a slave to access Rank 6 is stupid, but what's the story behind why reddit was apparently so seething mad they tried to get the author banned? It's not usual for them to be like that instead of bootlicking unless there's a fetish that offends them, so what was it?
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>>97884463
>Reddit had a moralfag crashout over the bad guy option letting you do bad things
They really are completely hopeless and soulless. These are the kinds of people that'd read shit like Blood Meridian and try and get the author cancelled.
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>>97884452
Chaos tier 2 boon, you have to torture and eat kids for power. The name is actually very scientific and descriptive, based on latin like medical terms.
By the way, everyone is talking about how dumb reddit was, but nobody is talking about how busted the power is if you are willing to abbandon all morality. You turn kids into mana tanks, and have no limit on the number you can have.
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>>97884496
I'm 100% the reaction is literally just because of the fucking name causing a triggered reaction. If she had called the option "Baby Eater" then obviously there'd be some level of pearlclutching, but since it didn't include the no-no word (even in its Latin context) it can't justify a witch hunt on the witch.
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>>97884541
Sleepy was nice.
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I didn't read the whole cyoa, so I did pearl clutch until I realized it was an evil option desu. I guess since thr author is (allegedly) a mother irl, it would be one of the most evil things she could think of. Though honestly, pedovore was not a word I thought i'd see in a cyoa, so that was a bit of a shock lol.
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>>97884555
Pearlclutching is a bit different than just thinking something is stupid or bad because it's not properly considered (which this isn't, since it's something already intrinsic to evil, horrible, kidnapping, murderous, orgy-having witches literally implied to have connections to elite people traffickers in one of their quest. These witches are depicted as purely evil,) pearlclutching is when you see something depicted, even in a negative light, and think something should be banned and/or the creator suffer negative real world consequences merely for depicting it. It's like if someone heard of LoTR and wanted it banned because Sauron's forces do bad things, that's pearlclutching.
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>>97884496
the files kinda mindbroke people I guess lol (lmao)
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>>97884604
>muh files
Was it really that impactful in Burgerland?
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Hello /cyoag/
May I please present my second OC I've made here. Made this one in Gimp, instead of mspaint. Hopefully its more cohesive like that one guy wanted.
Please let me know how I could improve, or other thoughts.
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>>97884616
>t-that only happens in one country tho!
>MY scumbag elites aren't like that at all!
ngmi
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>>97884725
>Open it.
I got not self-preservation instincts. Hey, worse case scenario, I'll reincarnate into somebody who has it.
And now there there is a doll on my desk. It would be so funny to raise the power of the fan right now.
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I don't feel the need for any of these, so I allocate everything in the Insurance Insurance again. I'm sure some version of myself will get out eventually.
>Ring of Minor Magic
SHINY
More seriously, I think it'd be cool to be a street magician with real power. Knowing that I'll come back one day to experience all life has to offer would make me smile, and I want to share that happiness with others.
I imagine the me that gets out would pick the Identity Loss Insurance and everything else into Monster Insurance. Final life in a blaze of glory.
I'd like to think he also take the ring for its sentimental value if it's proposed again.
That'd be the greatest hat trick of all times. Inter-ego mailing.
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Aromage is female. She has female parts in her pants whenever she makes posts.
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>>97884725
Nice.
I am the guy who made the cohesion comment, and I think you've done very well this time
Build;
Insurance insurance (-14)
>The knowledge that magic is real is what is most valueble here
>Additionally, I can leave any amount of material wealth in accounts that have passwords based on the text presented here
>By doing so, I can pass wealth and knowledge to all my future incarnations, hopefully giving me an edge toward ruling the earth someday
>Infact, because of this, all future versions of me will be in a better position to commit fraud, but for the sake of fun I will spend a single point
Monster insurance (-1)
>It scales infinitely and can be easily triggered.
>If the immortality one counted scientific immortality then I could roll with that but it very likely won't
Monster summoning whistle
>Just imagine what could happen if this were to fall into the wrong hands
I just need to set up a large pile of explosives and gasoline and set a man to summon an infinite number of imps next to:
A written contract entiting me to someones soul (Or as many of those as I can get)((I might not be able to collect the soul, but they can't prove that))
A laptop with an llm on it (Naceant machine mind)((File the cost as the total cost of AI development to date))
A few cells of mine in a petri dish that I will file as "Incomplete humunculous"
A written contract entitilng me to the firstborn of alot of people
A check for 10^100 dollars (From anyone)
A Hard drive containing 10^1000 of a crypto currency I sold a coin of to a random idiot for 1$
A digital copy of all the paid media in the world (est, a few million)
A dozen pints of human blood
50$ (Real)
The key to the city (Any I can get my hands on)
Something that any art inspector has called "Priceless"
An object of some religious importance
Ideally, I should get an artefact good enough to take over the world, or atleast beat entropy
(Which I will pass to myself using the insurance insurance system)
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>>97884786
A slow burn, but (you) got there eventually.
Or not? I'm not parsiing how you set that up to maximize benefit. At least your (you)ness gets transmitted forward.
>>97884892
I am assuming you 'lost' the whistle, which the man found, completely outside your control. The resulting detonation could be heard for miles, triggering your loss condition. Given your list of lost items on your insurance claim is less than the minimum reward [1 MA], you gain an artifact if the minimum value. Your estate recieves the Entropy Inverter, an artifact that causes any non-living thing in its 1 km area of effect to become randomly more ordered instead of less. Be warned about leaving it on too long in one place, this universe isn't set up to handle the higher order dimensional folds that will eventually be created. There could be a spillover as the next higher energy state is reached, and reality cascades up into that state - like an inverse false vacuum decay.
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>>97885137
>Given your list of lost items on your insurance claim is less than the minimum reward [1 MA]
Is there anything on earth that could be considered worth more then that?
Regardless, very cool relic. I suppose I could use it to create impossible materials and attempt to make an empire selling things
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>>97885149
You do actually get your complimentary gift each time you go through, and while some shift around as time goes on and they get different promotional deals, the ring is so basic it never goes away. After a while there will be quite a few of them floating around because of you,
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>Is there anything on earth that could be considered worth more then that?
No, but I liked the gumption and the spread. Could have done more with that 'unfinished humunculus' idea but cest la vie.
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Good question! Let me check with the manufacturer.
My wife says yes, they do stay. The whistle was designed to help low level adventurers to farm materials.
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>>97884021
???
bro, it's fantasy, not real life, how low does your iq need to be to be unable to make that connection
like i wouldn't enjoy taking any of the choices like that personally, but that's not the point, the point is that we don't need some disinterested and unimaginative karen like you tone policing us
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>>97885301
Yeah
That's why I can make things like my new:
"Boykisser 6000: A yaoi adventure. too many boys edition"
Without being even a little gay
I might give anon the option to go on a gay adventure, but in the end of the day that his(And only HIS) choice.
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>>97885062
Wizards are objectively better than Witches. It seems like the author, in the quest to silence those who didn't like having to buy the male option, made all the other backgrounds significantly worse than it in every single way.
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>>97885322
>damn, was the entire cyoa only about that stuff?
No, anon is just continuing to be retarded on purpose to justify shitting his panties in front of everyone pretending playing the bad guy in a CYOA is some kind of horrid IRL sin deserving of getting you cancelled. Basically the CYOA has several options that let you be very evil, but you aren't evil by default, the entire CYOA isn't about it. The reason this option made reddit throw a fit is probably just down to the fucking name, they saw an option named after a bad word and flipped shit. Regardless, anon isn't genuine and is simply trying to smear shit around so don't engage.
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>>97885345
well his response makes no fucking sense then, adding one page or less of gay options to a 50 page cyoa doesn't require you to be gay as an author and doesn't say anything about you other than the fact that you acknowledge gay stuff exists
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>>97885361
I suspect that the anon is the same one who always complains about Witch Awakening because of Witches banning each other from interfering with muggles, the lore saying muggles can't learn about magic or bad things happen, and the general fact that good Witches aren't waging total war on bad Witches and generally don't interfere when they bully muggles. That guy has all kinds of headcanons for the CYOA and the author and always spergs over it.
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>>97885345
No, I am an entirely different guy who thought the line about a gay cyoa was funny
I had already stopped caring about this "Arguement" (Two bait posters baiting eachother off) but I laughed at my own joke so I decieded to post it
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>>97885383
it didn't come across as a joke, it came across as a transparently bad faith argument
>>97885391
yes he did, he compared the cyoa to entropiss disfavoarbly and called the author a sociopath, all in defense of censorship
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>>97885383
autists hate and fear the non sequitur poster
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>>97885382
Can't he just make a build where he destroy the Masquarade?
>b-but the meanie Rank 6 and higher will-
An NPC canonically manages to bomb 27 cities and be slippy enough that Rank 10 are called. What's your excuse?
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>>97884021
How fucking new are you? Reddit literally has subs where they throw abortion parties. On the PR skubwar you should've already seen some of their morality. You can eat a billion babies but making a love potion got you sent to giga hell.
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>>97885570
Abortion is based though.
Change only comes about when there is no more cheap labor for those in power to abuse.
This only only means declining birth rates, mass starvation, major endemics, and war. Only one of those options is not terrible to live through.
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>>97884082
I fucking hate remakes so FUCKING MUCH!
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>>97885575
Oh I agree with you, we share the same views. The only problem is that sadly it kills too many whites. Abortions as a way to reduce the non-white population in the future is ideal. Probably institute a one child policy deal on SEAnigs, africans and mudslimes to start. Only keep whites around, MAYBE allow some cute wasians.
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desu i'm glad i'm kind of over witch awakening since the previous version, the author seems to love changing things i like into things i hate, and with every version there's more of them
and no, i'm not talking about the meme reddit thing, it's mostly just the mechanics and shit
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Ah, another t*k meltie, a silver lining to the reddit spam.
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>>97886942
every cyoa I play, none of them when you play
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>>97886774
you don't know what his job is, a lot of jobs really don't demand you to do anything for long stretches of time
one job i had, at least for part of the day, demanded me to pay attention to something for 15 minutes per hour, and then the rest of the hour i only needed to be able to hear the radio station we were using in case something came up, which it almost never did, so basically i read a lot of books and watched a lot of movies while working
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>gay eye cancer
Grim
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“It’s from the spirits”
“It’s from demons”
“It’s from God”
“It’s from aliens”
Magic really is just about patronage/sponsorship
Sort of like how the government (allegedly) gives away secret cutting edge ”stuff” to their agents (Who says humans can’t be their own sponsors / magic makers?)
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>>97887478
Shush now, before (((they))) get to you.
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>>97887262
So because they don't like, idk, the Hespatians and the Lunabellans, they think genociding all reality is fair?
That's like blowing up the universe because you're tired of Ind- holy shit the Groom was real
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>>97887506
Blowing up reality over the Lunabellans is really such overkill. I don't like their slavery-based society either, but all those witches volunteered for that shit and they stay in their hedonistic moonbase so why make your problem with them everyone else's problem?
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>get a set of relics
>ask neutrality to sponsor you for R6
>use the perks to boost it to R7's strength
>most witches only have one R5 except for powerhouses
If you can't find a way to win against stronger opponents, you're just not built for this life lil' bro.
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I know who made Radiant.
Quick. Take this syringe.
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>proud supporter of genocide
>cries when it happens to his people
Act like a primitive get treated like a primitive. That's why it's critically important for whites to be against genocide.
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>The only problem is that sadly it kills too many whites
I'll never understand weird lines in the sand like this.
It kills humans. Which is bad. Don't let humans die.
How do you want to get treated seriously if you act like an edgelord?
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>>97887865
How many years have you been coming here to proudly declare how stupid you are? Why do you persist when everyone laughs at you and the only supporters you have are those who want you to keep entertaining them with your stupidity? Fuck off, retard.
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>>97887856
> aliens are generally seen as inferior to gods and closer to peers of humanity, and when they aren't they are treated religiously
Not really. Star Trek and a vast plethora of other science fiction settings have tons of godlike aliens that are practically omnipotent for all intents and purposes. Alien just means alien. Aliens could be higher dimensional intrusions like the Orz from Star Control II for all we know.
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>>97887880
Having common sense is stupid now? LOL. LMAO even. Apparently you’re dumb enough to think the fire a wizard conjures isn’t actually fire. A fireball is a FIRE ball, anon. Physics.
If you think you can keep magic from being physics you’re not a very smart individual.
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>>97887891
Irrelevant. It’s all the same thing.
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>>97887865
It's all maya saar.
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>>97887912
Yes. Quite. Existence is both stage and magician. Looking to the stars and accusing them of being the gods is no different from accusing some old wiseman of being a wizard. You’re very close, Anon. Magic at its purest is just a stage. THE stage. Sub-world creation as Tolkien puts it. All religion is a sub-world.
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>>97887913
Nope. Alien is alien. If it’s big enough it can be worshiped. It just doesn’t have to be. It won’t necessarily be.
You could totally worship Q from Star Trek. A single Q could re-imagine the universe in whatever way they wished.
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>>97887573
Actual ice is basically useless as a projectile, as it isn't really strong enough to reliably pierce clothing or even skin. And almost regardless of you accelerate it you are likely to cause it to shatter while doing so, particularly if you want to accelerate it with something handheld. That shattering of the projectile would greatly reduce the effective range. Just quickly stabbing someone with a needle coating in the poison, without leaving the needle in them is likely more reliable, leave less of a mark on their body, and poking someone while walking past them on the street isn't that difficult that you need a ranged option that would be more noticeable to people in the area.
Basically if it was something they made, I really doubt the usefulness of it in comparison to other options.
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I’ve come to the conclusion that this place is full of dick sucking homogays
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>>97888005
Why are you thinking about homo dick sucking in a thread about CYOAs?
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>>97887743
You can also fuse with the soul of your pocket dimension to reach rank 6.
I'm aiming to reach R6 status in two different categories, with the order boon and that.
By the way how do you get Jin?
>>97887752
You aren't really a slave, nta.
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>>97888026
No, he's here because nobody who can walk away from him tolerates him. Pity him because the narcissistic whining and Dunning-Kruger-afflicted ramblings he comes here to inflict on us is the best social interaction he gets.
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>>97888068
Thank you, is it immediately accesible unlike other loose assets?
Also if I'm not annoying did the author ever mention something about wether lifeweweaving (described as pseudo-elemental) follows the same rules as elemental magic, being accessible only to those with the appropriate affinities?
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>>97888101
>Thank you, is it immediately accesible unlike other loose assets?
Yep.
>wether lifeweweaving (described as pseudo-elemental) follows the same rules as elemental magic, being accessible only to those with the appropriate affinities?
Hm...I don't think so. Otherwise the quest wouldn't bluntly tell you can learn it as a reward. If I can make a parrallel, it's like drinking a magical potion to get powers.
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>Survivor Archetype:
Survivalist
>Skills:
Hunting, Firearms, Melee, Science, Medicine
>Location:
Urban
>Facilities:
Storeroom, Lab, Armory, Workshop, Kitchen, Library, Sick Bay
>Preparations:
Medicine Mastery: I have great value no matter which apocalypse happens.
Escape Plan, Broadcast Monitor, Concealed Carry: To survive the beginning.
>Companions:
The Neighbor, The Benefactor
The Fed: Contact with the government.
The Anthropologist: Contact with academia.
>Insanities:
Hoarder, Doomsayer
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>le particle has le energy when not in le motion
>whoa
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>>97888142
Thank you for the answers, I was planning to take lifeweaving and psychonautics to heal better minds by combining the elements, now I will have a spot for an elemental magic I don't have affinity for, like metallurgy to create mithril and orichalcum, or naturalism to better grow the vital lotuses.
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>>97887573
No, it obviously isnt. Try and use your fucking head for a second.
If its firing a solid enough projectile to be a bullet hard enough to ensure contact and wounding over the sort of distance where you arent better off with a fucking syringe, youre going to have a gunshot wound whether or not the bullet dissolves. "shellfish toxin" isnt some undetectable and unknown thing, nor would the "bullet" be a good way of delivering it even if it was. This is all far more impractical than just "shooting them, with a gun" or poisoning them the old fashioned way.
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>>97888209
Yes. Quantum mechanics is what is incomplete. It’s likely because the observer effect isn’t actually le special. That scientists think observation is some special thing is hilarious. They end up coping that “if reality is deterministic then that means we aren’t even doing science!”. Since fucking when? People have become such fucking morons. They truly want to think that free will is separate from physics lmfao.
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I don’t think you realize how stupid probabilists (indeterminists) are, guy.
In the words of physicist Anton Zeilinger:
> [W]e always implicitly assume the freedom of the experimentalist... This fundamental assumption is essential to doing science. If this were not true, then, I suggest, it would make no sense at all to ask nature questions in an experiment, since then nature could determine what our questions are, and that could guide our questions such that we arrive at a false picture of nature.
LMFAO. What a coping dumbass. This obsession over free is just pathetic.
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>>97888325
that is one of the most fundamental arrogances of the human mind and of science as a field, the idea that if a truth exists and is presented to us we are automatically able to grasp it, but there's no guarantee of such a thing, and if anything when you think about it it seems very stupid
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>>97888325
These people still think that science is merely an application rather than the ambient background that makes up Everything. Applied science only happens because of background science allowing it to be applied in the first place. Cause and effect (this is literally science) existed before life did.
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No, it’s incredibly crazy. We’re supposed to learn from history. Not repeat it. Even if you think we’ve accumulated more knowledge than any other period, as we have, it’s still incredibly simple minded not to entertain that there’s still an ungodly amount of information still out there. Constructed (intentional) physics might be more whacked than the kind we’re familiar with. Consider that AI already wrecks us at chess despite being significantly less sophisticated than biological life. Imagine if you could artificially direct biological life in the same way. You’ve just created a god.
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Compiled this absolute monstrosity into 22 pages. It's still a lot, but I couldn't compress it any more than this because it'd fuck up the quality too much and make the text ineligible.
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Nice try men in black
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Ice bullets arent a thing. The CIA doesent need a special gun to kill you, they will just shoot you and say its a suicide.
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Actually that's a really good point because its one of the changes. Before it was subtract first and divide after, not it's the opposite. You can see that in triple copy in the description of each of the 3 main classes. By the way, this means you can now, after all the complaints, finally be a guy for free by picking Warlock like you used to be able to do in the original and in the first version of Awakening.
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And here's the imgchest to make it easier for other anons to save it: https://imgchest.com/p/vj4j56b9e78
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>>97888764
Thank you, I was doing the opposite, this will spare me some points.
Now I will keep reflecting between my more serious wizard build, my companionspamming slayer build or my meme all-elements at rank 5 witch build.
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Glad to help.
>meme all-elements at rank 5 witch build
By all elements how many are we talking about? Because if it's just the classical 4 then it's easy and not even a meme, if it's all the elementalism category then it starts getting a bit harder to balance, especially not going sorceress. If you mean with all DLCs then I don't think it's even possible. I guess slayer can also get more elements with enough companions, but there may not be enough companions with the right rank 5 elements.
Also fun fact, because of the change in discounts other than warlock being able to be male for free again now wizards can be female for free too, because the base race has it as an affinity.
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Fun. I'm torn between slayer, wizard, and a normal warlock build since it's finally free to be a guy again. I already liked metallurgy but the new mirror perk made it even better so I wanted to try that. I also has a strange idea of a fire build that can do everything thanks to the new awakened witchflame perk that lets you imbue flamecalling with other elements, but I don't know if I can have both in the same build yet.
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What’s the setting where female witches are the overwhelming norm and male witches are a lot rarer but also a lot more magically potent? Men and women learn magic in opposite ways. Women learn to expand their magic while men learn to repress it. Eventually men and women reach an evening out point and both can share the same colleges in adulthood as there is no real different by such a point (but before this point girls and boys are taught separately).
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I'm a male witch that transforms into a wolf. I do a very important service to the witch community by sniffing witch coochies to make sure they stay disease free.
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How do I make myself stop yapping so much when I write my CYOA. So many words words words that nobody will want to read
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I read all the words in CYOAs...unless they're long winded donut steel character backstories *shudders*
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(nta) I hadn't tried writing a short story since my school days. So I tried it, it was fun for a change. And now I'm in the progress of making it a waifupicker. It will have the entire short story in the middle of it.
In the unlikely event I manage to finish it, it'll be called Insensible Roommate.
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It was sleepy/fisherman, last thread's starter image
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I have danced this life a thousand times, and I shall dance it a thousand more. Each step a reflection of my will. If I am to do, I was always to do. The dance is enough.
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Buddhist cyoas?
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Spirit conscript.
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>>97890202
I don't want to encourage anything. If shit must be flung, let it be all natural and organic
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I can get into both, anyways
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>>97890716
I would wait until they were around sixteen, or eighteen, then I would show them one or two of Scottishanon's best. If they're interested in the medium, they can do more digging on their own, or ask me for more.
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So what are the "big" WIP cyoas that we're waiting for these days? I've lost track.
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>>97890785
No point to announce anything. Everything will get a lukewarm response mixed with shitposting at best.
People are generally losing interest in everything, not just in this general or 4chan at large, but everything everywhere worldwide.
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>>97890785
* This one
* Tome-Fu
* Holdfast
* Bloodborne 2
* Saint Slayer
* Chubby Rain
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>>97890716
Sure. I'll show them my collection once they can understand it.
>How would you introduce them?
Something simple like Urban Unease. The next ones will depend on what they build and what they like the most about these make-believe adventures.
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https://rentry.co/3gwcst9v
Finally finished the build. Basic idea is to be a planeswalking necromancer, scouring realities with Portals 6 and Desire's Path for powerful beings to raise/nightslave with Necromancy 6 and Occultism 6. Also made it a rentry so I could edit it more easily.
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>>97891147
when we got at least one OC a day, sometimes two or three, yeah. are we a dying art
who can save us
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I meant way before that, actually. SDA, ZBG days. importantly, also the days of many anons who only released one or two works but which were fun
the days before the great shitposting and then the skub war
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>>97884005
Wow, I was worried my “magic awakening” OC would somehow get mogged by this update, but they literally just keep making it worse and worse lmao. Crazy how mundane it started, and is now just an insane fusion of unlimited power planeswalking multidimensional nonsense with 200 available races.
I guess I understand the appeal if you want that kind of setting, but it’s silly to me that the author just didn’t make a new CYOA instead of expanding this one into a completely new genre.
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>everyone gives up but me
Emotionless_sex is my favorite tag.
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>>97890785
I'm working on a Pokemon-themed CYOA. I'm on page 6 of either 6 or 7 total. Should be done soon-ish.
I know this is the dying thread, but I'm more interested in testing to see if I can post again than trying to build up hype.