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Greatest one-pager of all time, no contest.
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>>97891827
Damn... I can't argue with this. I feel like you just drove a tent spike into the back of my skull.
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>>97891827
So where does Exiles fall in?
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I hope Derelict Station Anon is doing well, wherever life has led him.
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Reposting the OC I made from last thread. If the implication wasn't clear, I'll be monitoring the thread and letting people know how well their schemes work out.
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>>97891990
Insurance Insurance 13, Identity Loss Insurance, Ring of Minor Magic

Repeat for each incarnation. This is ~7 incarnations where I will keep my identity. ~7 incarnations for researching magic. If I happen to become immortal in my next or next next reincarnation, then buy Immortality Insurance instead of Identity Loss Insurance.
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>>97891825
Thats not blade dancers
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>>97891990
Hmm...

>Toss It x3
I know myself well enough to know I wouldn't trust some random envelope. After a few more weeks of the same letter, though, I'll begrudgingly open it and then get wowed.

Let's see here... I start with 15 MA.

>Loss of Power Insurance x10 (-10 MA)(5 MA left)
Going all-in on this.

>Identity Loss Insurance (-2 MA)(3 MA left)
>Geas Insurance (-2 MA)(1 MA left)
>Curse Insurance (-1 MA)(0 MA left)
Alright, I now have an assurance that I won't lose my identity, cannot be coerced into a task I can't complete, and receive commensurate blessings for any curses I undergo.

Now, for the gift.
>A Professional Reference
That's right. I plan to wheel and deal with the pit. First things first, I'm quitting my job and dipping into my savings. I have enough piled up to live for two years, which should suffice. I will spend the next several months drafting a meticulously detailed contract, with every word and term extensively defined within the document. This contract will propose that I get a stack of magic equivalent to what I possessed in my past life, in exchange for an equivalent duration of servitude, herein defined as tasks of proportionate value pursued and accomplished for Azezal, Beezle, and Shultz. Given the sheer, heinous ambiguity of what they could demand of me, I've no doubt it would go over well.

The contract will be as airtight as I can make it, but will feature several amateurish mistakes which would, in theory, allow an overeager fiend to revoke my magic outside the bounds of the contract's stipulations whilst retaining my utter servitude. This isn't to say a clause in the contract, but rather, a gap in semantics that they could take advantage of without written backing. The way I see it, this is a win-win.
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>>97891990
>Toss it
>Toss it
>Open it
Fucking spam mail
>Insurance insurance 15
Hopefully after like a hundred incarnations of this humanity cures aging and I can take immortality insurance. Everything else is worthless for now.
>Stamp of Approval
Could be profitable.
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>>97892087
Either ABS honors the contract and I get magic to thereby pursue immortality in exchange for a lifetime of work, albeit obscene, or the fiend's evil nature prevails and it revokes the magic without a legal basis, thus triggering the loss of power insurance and I am then set. The other insurances grant me a bit more wiggle room. Now, I'm under no delusions that this isn't insanely risky and foolhardy, but I think this is the most feasible route to regain magic within my lifetime. Who knows? Maybe my hackneyed legalese and performance can impress my benefactors enough to get me a job.
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Post Witch Awakening
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>>97891990
>Geas Insurance
Arrange a cult based on on restoring magic, apotheosis, cursing me, and various fringe schemes to defraud using the wills and commands of the members and rules.. They will leave wills that arrange for me to carry out various missions. Some might die before their time.
>Loss of Power Insurance x10
If possible, I will just have someone take my ring off unprompted and see if that triggers it. Going forward, I will use any magical related things I defraud out to go into this to pump me with more magic.
>Identity Loss Insurance
Will protect from any insanity resulting from being artificially pumped with magic and give me an out to any identity crises later.
>Curse Insurance
Using curses arranged by the cults and defrauding the know how to cast, I can use this to exploit mental alteration curses the most in tandem with the Identity Insurance.
>Ring of Minor Magic
Pivotal to abusing with Loss of Power Insurance and hopefully able to be examined and studied to recreate effects when I am imbued with magical energy.

Would have been nice to have another gift since their is a lot of synergy there for fun stuff.
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>>97891990
Reincarnation fraud

Geas Insurance: -2
Loss of Power Insurance:-1
Identity Loss Insurance:-2
Curse Insurance: -1
Monster Insurance: -1
Insurance Insurance: -8

A professional reference

Well then one of the first frauds I can have as a backup plan is incarnation, trough the power of Identity Loss Insurance, I will keep my memories trough my incarnations as I recover my identity for any reason that I lose my identity, and memory loss from reincarnation definitely falls into this. With this I can abuse Insurance Insurance to get a new complimentary gift each time. But even if I don’t well I got a pretty good form of immortality going.

Then we have power insurance in case I gain any powers trough items or further dealings to keep them in my future reincarnations.

Now I took Geas Insurance specifically for dealing with the demons in A professional reference they will 100% scam me, so well they get compensated for it, I don’t get the bad secret contract clauses it’s a win win. Professional reference is probably the most powerful option and the most dangerous one but it has the most potential.

Now for the curses, it specifies intentionally incurring the wrath, but what if I did not incure the wrath of a demon and just willingly accepted being cursed? Well then it should trigger and I am sure I can buy some curses from the professional reference.

Monster insurance in case I get something like a whistle of monster summoning in my further reincarnations or maybe even summon something via the professional references. Then I will be able to exchange regular stuff into magical objects. Picked it just because of possible price hikes in future insurance.

Trough enough cycles or reincarnation I am sure a solution will be found and at least all of those repeated insurance time freezes and potential complimentary gifts might leach in enough magic. But the demons will probably provide a faster solution.
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>>97891990
>Insurance:
Loss of Power Insurance (10)
Monster Insurance (2)
Geas Insurance
Curse Insurance
> Item
Whistle of Monster Summoning

Obvious synergy between Monster Insurance and the Whistle. While they don't HAVE to listen to me they still might if I ask nicely enough. I could potentially have a monster set my whole house on fire.
The other idea is to have a monster (demons and fey should be good for this, alternatively I can try to use some of the other magic flowing into this world) hit me with a curse (technically Curse Insurance is only invalid if I have them curse me out of anger, so if I just ask nicely I'd technically be good), which gives me blessings thanks to Curse Insurance. Then if I were to lose the blessing that should trigger Loss of Power Insurance. Hard part is doing so without triggering the 'did not willingly give them up' clause. Maybe if the curse is inherently temporary, then the blessing would be as well? Maybe the curse automatically goes away when the monster disappears?
Also added Geas Insurance, if I can 'bring up the possibility' of someone casting a geas on me to get out of this world, the insurance company should be obligated to give me anything I need to accomplish this.
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>>97891990
>quirkslop with pointless boring options
I'm surprised it received any attention at all. I guess people are REALLY desperate for OC that's not just an update to an already bloated and large messy CYOA.
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>>97892158
It will be done my lord.
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>>97892242
Complaints like these have no substance to them. We have never, in the history of the /cyoag/, gotten a CYOA about committing insurance fraud. It's a fresh premise with well-done graphics and plenty of subtle synergies between options. It is no surprise that anons are engaging with it.
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>>97892408
Finally...it's over.
Posting CYOAs is such a chore now.
The captcha takes over 30 seconds to load, it's ridiculous.
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This other reddit OC also got an update recently.
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I WANT A PIRATE CYOA
https://youtu.be/USwfM9sxaic
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>>97892287
>enjoying a game about insurance fraud
I don't see the appeal, maybe it's because my foreskin is intact?
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>>97892494
>Mythic Lands
>Dead Coast
>Pirate's Life
>Your are a Pirate
Those are the first ones that come to mind.
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>>97892261
With each updates, the beast grows...
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>>97892514
You can find something appealing without shitting all over the author.
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>>97892733
*unappealing
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The new captcha wait has slowed the thread to a crawl. Hopefully it's corrected soon, so we can get back to our regular pace of discussion.
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>>97892733
This is 4chan sweaty. Maybe you're used to silenced tongues on plebbit, but here people are free to be dicks against everyone, not just the political opposition.
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>>97892778
>free to be
I’m also free to call you a retarded faggot (true), but it doesn’t mean I should, or that doing so is appropriate or necessary
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I thought Ultimate God would've been released by now....
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>>97892822
My partner has been really sick lately so my attention has been diverted. I'm also in the perfectionist stage of cyoa making where it's p much done but i keep going over it trying to shove more in or find things to fix.
also lore doc is still a WIP
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>Go through 100 year program
>Still no Ultimate God or Elder Scrolls VI
fug
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>>97892012
Much like I explained to >>97884786 in >>97885137, each time you go through, you get to pick another gift, and considering you are keeping your identity, It's going to be a lot easier for you to get your previous life's ring back.

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>>97892106
Luv me some recalcitrant anons. Glad to see someone swinging for the fences, and A,B, and S are always looking for ambitious prospective recruits. If you can log 80 billable hours per week, every week, then you'll be set indefinitely. You'll also be thrown into more high-risk opportunities, given your insurances. Even if they never pull the trigger on re-evaluating the status of your warlock-style powers, then I'm sure eventually some god of good will think that stripping you of your abilities will be a good play. Since you've given them enough rope to hang you, their goal will be to trigger that magical advancement while still firmly holding your leash.

>>97892096
Comfy, even less planning for the long haul. At least you can do bureaucracy quickly. Sad that no one's tried for a more... artistically interpreted meaning for immortality.

>>97892168
>If possible, I will just have someone take my ring off unprompted and see if that triggers it.
Ah, *having* someone remove it - even 'unprompted' - implies you were party to it in some way. You can't just have a designated shabbos goy. Additionally, arranging those cults will look bad on review... unless you had somehow been removed from their power structure, possibly on bad terms, through no fault of your own. You're like 80% the way there. Still, with no Insurance Insurance, you're likely to keep trying till something sticks, so likely to get there, especially when experimenting with the ring.
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>>97892201
Good job covering all your bases. Unfortunately, contracting with devils is a consensual obligation, and does not trigger Geas Insurance. Additionally asking/paying for A.B.and S to curse you always counts as incurring their wrath, per any contract you'd make with them. A,B, and S will likely use you on-planet to worm their way into this world. Unless you sell your soul completely - but then you'd be told how to spend your next life's MA to maximize shareholder value.


>>97892205
>I could potentially have a monster set my whole house on fire.
Once again, if you *have* it happen, then you're a party to it. But how could you have known those fire spirits would set your house on fire when you wanted them to heat your food?

>technically Curse Insurance is only invalid if I have them curse me out of anger, so if I just ask nicely I'd technically be good)
You know what, scratch that, you are technically correct. The only reason >>97892201 doesn't get this for their curses is due to working with A,B, and S.

>Maybe if the curse is inherently temporary, then the blessing would be as well?
There's definitely some play in there.

>Also added Geas Insurance, if I can 'bring up the possibility' of someone casting a geas on me to get out of this world, the insurance company should be obligated to give me anything I need to accomplish this.
Love this. Very good. Force U.M.I. to crack you out of this world themselves.

>>97892242
I appreciate it's not the usual fare. I was trying to think of a CYOA where the power granter did not want you to actually acquire power, so you had to stitch it together yourself.

If I ever do an update, I should clarify that while I.L. insurance does let your next incarnation keep your memories, that incarnation does not have any of your insurances until they receive the letter, and only then if they spend their now reduced starting MA.
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>>97891990
Nothing changes from last thread.
>Insurance Insurance x15
>Ring of Minor Magic
The more I reincarnate, the more rings are in the setting. I just need to distribute them around. Each death means one more bearer - and one day, the world will be magical!...in a minor way.
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>>97893063
Yes, your world does get filled with rings. There's potential in there for infinite free energy, just wait till one of yous realizes that.

I'm thinking of doing a second page with "customer reviews" - yours is definitely getting in there.
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>>97893044
>If you can log 80 billable hours per week, every week, then you'll be set indefinitely.
Excellent. I've put in more for Amazon, and Azezal, Beezle, and Shultz ought to be more equitable. Further helping affairs is magic. If I can lessen the need for sleep, keeping a timetable should be easy enough. I figure I'll dedicate 20 hours a day on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, and pitch in overtime on Fridays and Saturdays. I'll be taking Sundays off.

>You'll also be thrown into more high-risk opportunities, given your insurances.
Of course. I'm counting on it.

>Even if they never pull the trigger on re-evaluating the status of your warlock-style powers, then I'm sure eventually some god of good will think that stripping you of your abilities will be a good play.
A B & S are doubtless aware of my insurances, so we're at a bit of an impasse. It's more convenient for them to leave me my powers, doubly so as this is a magicless dimension, but taking them would be even more lucrative. My sole remit is to be a more valuable asset than the powers I'm given on their own, and given I don't have any sorcerous competition, getting in on the ground floor and shimmying my way to the top of the local organizations should be a cinch.

>Since you've given them enough rope to hang you, their goal will be to trigger that magical advancement while still firmly holding your leash.
Indubitably, while I'm trying to slip through the fine print of obligations. Clauses upon clauses, all thoroughly dissected by all parties involved. It's like a game of chess for my soul! Classic infernal compact, which the fiends themselves are bound to appreciate. Who knows? Maybe once I've incinerated and co-opted the local shitshow trying to pass itself off as a shadow government, I could get a promotion. The pit is the limit!
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>>97891990
this CYOA makes me feel stupid. There are quite a few that do, but for the most part it's really exasperation with the multitude of choices and possible connections between, or something to do with the logistics of points, etc. This one is so spare that it can't present those issues, but it relies on cunning, of which I am in short supply. I think I might have an easier time if I understood the restrictions of each thing a little more, but maybe that would spoil the magic. I was going to do something similar to >>97892205 (just saw) although heavy on the "fey implied contract" part. My question was what magic can be used in the current world, like whether any of the summoned monsters would be able to cast or curse. I guess that is answered? excellent OC, thank you again! You really seem to have a talent for these subtle, short CYOAs with options that have a wide ripple effect. I would like to see what you'd do with more space, too. Only criticism is that I do not care for the art. Since I'm clearly lost, I will choose as follows:
>Insurance Insurance x15

>M.. Me!?!
choose The Adjuster at first, then coerce her into spilling the beans by offering to release her. Alter my choices from there within the 8 hour window
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>>97893049
>Unfortunately, contracting with devils is a consensual obligation, and does not trigger Geas Insurance.
Oh, this is in case they try to pull some legaly unenforcable fey bullshit or some fine print kinda thing. If I am fully aware of the deal and agreed to it then, yes it's not going to work.
>Additionally asking/paying for A.B.and S to curse you always counts as incurring their wrath
Strange, someone must have abused this before. Well I can always go trough proxies that wouldn't curse me with wrath.
>A,B, and S will likely use you on-planet to worm their way into this world.
Yeah, make sense. But would have happened eventually if I introduced the world with magic.

I am starting to think my previous incarnation must have committed some really bad tax fraud to be imprisoned in this world.
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>>97891990
>Geas Insurance
>Monster Insurance
>Curse Insurance
>Insurance Insurance x11

>Whistle of Monster Summoning

Ngl probably going to spend a long time just dicking around with summoning creatures. Will it always be the same one? How much of a rapport can I build with them? How much can I learn from them?

It'll be interesting to see.

Ideally over a few life times I would proliferate the world with monster summoning whistles and we'd basically use them to play pokemon.

Knowing reincarnation is a thing will undoubtedly drop me into a pattern of ritualistic suicide to populate the earth with more monster summoning whistles.

Who knows maybe I'll luck out in my first life time and one of the summoned creatures will activate one of my Insurances or otherwise help me get some real magic.
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Random WIP post.
Been writing a Shin Megami Tensei CYOA.

The premise is YHVH and Lucifer are gone (even before the CYOA starts) leading to open season for Demons to create fiefdoms under their own interpretations of Law or Chaos. You have the option to form a Covenant with one of these Demons (or not: True Human) and work together towards your viewpoints of what a post-Great Cataclysm world looks-like.

As a Human you have access to the elusive Demon Summoning Program (DSP) that let's you scale to and kill powerful Demons. The CYOA takes majority of its influence from Shin Megami Tensei I w/ elements from II and IV.

Yes, the (female) Demons and (male) Humans can reproduce to have children.
No, not every Demon will be featured and the ones you contract with will impact your abilities and define side-quests and party relations.


How does the Covenant System work?

Ex: You can have Satan (Law) as your starting Lord Covenant who with the disappearance of YHVH desires to bring judgement to the world for its wickedness; uniting the scattered angels under divine hierarchy, save the redeeming, establish the millennium kingdom, and judge you on your journey throughout the destroyed world (made through nukes/opening of the Expanse) to see if you are worthy of becoming the Messiah in a new Eden that will be made on the planet.

This sets your main objective, will define what type of Demons you can recruit, and what is expected of you under this Law-aligned Covenant. It includes an end goal of your adventure as you choose to go about it.
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>>97893163
You are the prime demo for A, B, and S. After a few millenia, you will have a few legions under you. There might be a reason you were imprisoned this world.

>>97893183
You are being very mean to UMI-chan, threatening her in such an existentially strange way. She was already being as helpful as possible, she's not very creative. Anything you bring up to try to scheme your way for more power, ends with her going "but that's illegal", with no follow up. Furthermore the call is being recorded, so anything she says in the time limit will be recorded for her metrics. If you do go over the time limit, that version of her - with her desire to see her family and friends again - may offer very different advice.

>You really seem to have a talent for these subtle, short CYOAs with options that have a wide ripple effect.
Thank you! I think that is High Praise, no face ( I don't know your name sorry).

>I would like to see what you'd do with more space, too
I currently have a rough outline of another one pager about baking. Also a two-page power picker, with the second page being succeed or fail Adventures.

>Only criticism is that I do not care for the art.
If you have a good suggestion for where to get art I will take it. For now the largest anime repositories I know are porn sites. Up until recently I have spent most of my time on.... other boards.

>>97893202
You wouldn't believe me if I told you it was just real bad luck, would you?

>>97893230
Considering the time stop is working, I like to think the work implies that magic brought here does function to its fullest extent, it's just so deep into the dimensional drift that it doesn't have any intrinsic to it, and only something powerful thrown into that world could drag magic into it.

You will likely have your Pokemon world, and considering the general chaos that will cause, try to figure out a artifact you'd like to ask the contract for, when a fae steals something shiny from you.
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>>97893264
Love the premise I really enjoyed those games. I would be worried if it could fractalize too easily into a million sub choices. How do you attain more law and Chaos in the Run? Which demons you recruit? Are there choices between demon selections? Really cool and I'm excited to see where this idea goes.

Most importantly: Can I fuse my normal dog with a demon?
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>>97893268
I missed the recording disclaimer, even though I worried it might be an issue. I wasn't planning on actually doing anything to harm or permanently affect her, but I guess I'd have to just double down and keep her past the deadline. No hotglue action, I promise - purely respectful exchange! Maybe we could work out some way to get her into a better situation once my thirst for fraudulence has been quenched.

I'm liking your progression so far: meta-CYOA building on a popular existing one, somewhat demanding rule-bender, followed by what I would assume is a comfy passion project and a classic big "A" power-focused CYOA. How long have you been following this thread, if you don't mind me asking? I have no suggestions as to the art; I just do not usually like stuff cribbed from anime. Minor concern though
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Rake status?
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>>97893268
Oh, I also wanted to say that I think author interaction has a huge role to play in the future of this medium (although it shouldn't typically be necessary, and it's a fine line between CYOAs and quests) and that I appreciate you doing it. The shitposters who say Entropist was only popular because of that are wrong, but I would put it at like a 60/40 split favoring that factor. Depending on the author and the CYOA it can add a lot, and really any kind of abnormal playstyle or response to builds will always drum up extra activity. Props to those who enjoy social interactions as an author beyond getting their dicks sucked
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>>97893281
See, you HAVE to listen to the boilerplate slop companies tell you when you first talk to them.

As the only person to actually fork her conciousness, you will find that UMI-chan's law abiding facade was kayfabe for the recording. Can't have anyone have proof that there was a girl on the inside. You've been imprisoned too long, sir.

I remember when we were picking the color/weapons of our knights.

>>97893291

Thanks! After this thread, I'm probably going to assemble the 'customer reviews' from the replies, to help fill out and answer mechanical questions, and that will be that. I hope the work stands on its own. So long as we don't destroy the internet, it will outlive me, in a way.
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>>97893304
True. I usually do read the fine print, I swear. You've been here a while! Thanks for weaving your share of the tapestry.

Unrelated: is anyone having trouble posting images or posting, period?
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>>97893312
I am having a lot of trouble posting.
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>>97893264
I am unfam6with the franchise.

Will your cyoa have muscle mommies and or cute Bois for me to lewd and romance?
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>>97893318
me too. It's difficult to come up with something
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>>97893264
I don't know the franchise. Let's hope it's a good enough entry point like the LOTM cyoa.
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And we're back.
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I have wasted hundreds of hours of my life on a hobby that is essentially advanced daydreaming
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>>97893389
It's wonderful, isn't it? To escape, to imagine another world and, for a brief moment amidst the doldrums of day-to-day life, become lost there.
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>>97893389
Aren't all hobbies like that?
Would it have been better if you carved some wooden ducks or whatever?
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>>97893264
>Yes, the (female) Demons and (male) Humans can reproduce to have children.
Thank you for specifying anon
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>>97893395
Well, I'd have a lot more wooden ducks
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>>97893389
Better than wasting away and becoming one of those grey, monotone, hopeless wagies. Keep that spark fed.
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>>97893389
The only world that matters is the one inside your head.
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>>97893389
As opposed to doing what? Endlessly working to keep yourself and others alive just so they can be miserable? lol.
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I like cyoas
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>>97891990
Cool, I didn't see it.

>Loss of Power Insurance x 10
>Whistle of Monster Summoning
I use the whistle to summon an imp or similar, provoke it into taking my whistle (without willingly giving it up), and a minute later it disappears with the whistle in it. Now I've lost my magic, and get magic powers equivalent to 10 000 000 000 AA batteries.
>Geas Insurance
>Identity Loss Insurance
>Curse Insurance
Spare point buys. To protect me from the summoned creatures.

Not really imaginative I guess?
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>>97893519
You did read the fine print right?
Restore your powers OR give you aax10^n of power

They'll just give you another whistle
Fraud isn't so easy
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>>97892849
>partner has been really sick lately
I'm sorry to hear that, Aromage. Hope they feel better soon.
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>>97893542
Oh I thought it meant they restore my SPECIFIC previous power (as in, literally the same whistle, not an identical one), and if they fail to bring it back (since it went to wherever the summoned creatures come from), I get the payout. I don't suppose I can just insist on that?
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>>97893553
I'm not the author, but no, I don't think they'd pay out like that
Insisting really hard is an often used but rarely successful courtroom strat
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>>97892849
But I'm fine? Don't tell me you've been cheating on me, your most loyal follower...
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>>97893049
>Once again, if you *have* it happen, then you're a party to it.
Technically Monster Insurance doesn't actually say the destruction has to be nonconsensual...? Or is that implied by it being insurance?
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>>97893312
Yeah Captcha didn't load at all for me yesterday (this site always seems to find new ways to be broken).
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>>97892402
Best R6? I nominate Necromancy, Occultism, Digicasting and Portals.
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>>97893558
>"Your Honor, the magic power of the new whistle they provided just isn't the same... it FEELS completely different from the old one... my old magic powered whistle is gone forever... I named her Wendy the Whistle, I miss her"
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>>97893514
DIE FAGGOT!
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>>97893514
>Anon is run over by CYOAs
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>>97893635
>"Sir, you only had insurance for loss of magic abilities, which does not cover the loss of magical artifacts like your whistle"
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>>97892812
it's absolutely necessary, faggot
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>>97893621
>Best R6?
Lifeweaving.
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>>97893514
This is the most degenerate post I've seen in a long time. I am utterly disgusted.
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>>97893621
Wishcasting, Covenants and Alchemy are better.
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>>97891825
God fucking damn it why is it so good. Once I've finished with my eternal WIP (never) I will make a tribute CYOA which tries to do what DSA did and it will fail but I'll still be happy. Fuck, the whole concept is just so ripe with potential and each choice is so restrained yet still makes you imagine so much. Italics could never.
>>97891827
How in the fuck is Urban Unease a Zodiac Brides-like
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>>97892475
Assuming you took Power Absorption and Mutagenic Ring, what race would you pick ?
The most powerful even if they have a weakness, the best you can take without a weakness or Meta-Gorilla ?
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If you saw Truck-kun coming right for you
How would you react?
You’re not guaranteed to get isekai’d to a *cool* setting; although you’re *guaranteed* to get isekai’d

Do you run? Or do you embrace it?
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>>97894165
I'm in the ai doomer segment, Earth is a sinking ship, only a few years are left, I want out
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>>97894165
Is there a chance of getting isekai'd to a franchise you know next to nothing about? Getting isekai'd to Worm or LOTM would be torture.
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>>97894196
We are in the great turning point, at the edge of both the greatest and the worst life could offer, at the potential end and beginning, where man may regress to a feudal living or advance to an unfathomable level
And you want to lay down and die?
During this, the most pivotal transition?
>>97894165
I dodge. Things are fine, I can leave the next life for after I've completed this one
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>>97894196
We are in the great turning point, at the edge of both the greatest and the worst life could offer, at the potential end and beginning, where man may regress to a feudal living or advance to an unfathomable level
And you want to lay down and die?
During this, the most pivotal transition?
>>97894165
I dodge. Things are fine, I can leave the next life for after I've completed this one
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>>97894165
Once in a lifetime chance, I'm taking it.
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>>97894242
>>97894283
This was so important that it had to be posted twice.
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>>97894339
My internet broke
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>>97894165
No. Isekai's are false reality entrapments. Don't fall for the alluring siren's call. It will lead you to ruin.
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What's the fall back site for /cyoag/ if 4chan ever gets shut down for good?
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>>97894165
Truck-kun comming twords you? Than your going to be isekaid no matter what, even if you somehow miraculously dodge it will just turn around and run you over, people, buildings, gravity... nothing will stop it from reaching it's goal.
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>>97892849
>My partner has been really sick lately
no wonder if he's in ground zero of aromage cyoas
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https://imgchest.com/p/md7od3aklyp
New worm cyoa just dropped
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Gilworm cyoa when
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>>97894454
> Isekai's are false reality entrapments
You’re starting to sound like the matter obsessed queer
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>>97894624
Because he is.
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>>97894448
>>97894339
it's happening to me too since yesterday, it's not the internet, it's 4chan fucking up something on the backend
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>>97894464
8
You can't put the full name on 4chan, and it's currently desolate, but that's where I think I will go
It's on the rentry
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I was re-reading A New Job and stumbled on this danger again, and it got me thinking. What are some other choices that would come across extremely differently if the reader was, on the 0.001% chance, a heterosexual biological woman rather than the average anon? I don't mean just waifu pickers, though those also count, I mean the less overt but nowhere near subtle differences in how it may impact the reader, like this one.
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Hello all
I am late, and things are bothersome

To my knowledge, the following cyoa's were posted by their authors to 4chan in the month of march:

Hand cyoa [TokHaar Gol]{Contains real hand}(Barred)
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97642381/#97642592
Mon 02 Mar 2026 02:42:50
>I'm not including something that uses images of another user without their consent

Hand cyoa [Anonymous]{Contains real hand}{Derivative}(Barred)
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97642381/#97642870
Mon 02 Mar 2026 04:04:00
>Funnier shitpost, but still uses real hand

Witch picker [Ersatz anon]{Ai generated text}(This is just a screenshot of chat gpt)(Barred)
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97648435/#97649387
Tue 03 Mar 2026 07:06:58
>I refuse to include this on the principle that if we allow ai generated cyoa's anyone could make hundreds
>Also, the main author, chat gpt, did not attend its posting, making it technically invalid

Lord of the Mysteries [3_Tankista]
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97676531/#97680248
Mon 09 Mar 2026 13:44:09

Curse of doing nothing [Ersatzanon]
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97725289/#97730124
Wed 18 Mar 2026 20:18:27

Not counting the 2 cyoa's I intend to bar, and the cantrip update which doesn't seem to have been posted by it's author, This leaves us with 2 cyoa's
There isn't really much of a vote with any fewer then 4 cyoa's

Should I run the vote anyway, despite it being mostly redundant, or should I combine march and april?
I try to be impartial, so I will be asking before doing most things, but currently I am leaning towards combining
Also, I am late and it makes me sad
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>>97894890
There was a one page shitpost and also the new Insurance Fraud CYOA >>97891990
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>>97894857
>What are some other choices that would come across extremely differently if the reader was, on the 0.001% chance, a heterosexual biological woman rather than the average anon?
...I don't know. Barring some options about domination and forced intimacy, because the pipeline to rape is easy, most of the dangers in CYOAs are either lethal or harmful in a way you sex is irrelevant.
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>>97894890
You could just give March to LOTM and let April be judged on its own.
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>>97894903
Those happened this month, in april. I am debating whether or not to merge these months
I have both recorded already. They were pretty good, the second much better then the first
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>>97894903
They're from April, though.
>>97894890
>Should I run the vote anyway, despite it being mostly redundant, or should I combine march and april?
I'd be against it.
Think about it - we're mid April. So, what, the May vote is actually late April AND all of May? Or half half? Let's keep it simple.
Also, what are the cyoas barred from participation?
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>>97894857
Gaaaay
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>>97894915
Disregard the last line. I saw it by rereading the post, but 4chan is so broken this yesterday there was no overwrite possible.
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>>97894911
That's right, I am retarded.
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>>97894890
gj
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>>97894909
I know that it's 100% certain that LOTM wins that vote, but I'd like to avoid calling votes by myself. It cheapens it
>>97894915
No I mean to continue the delay until the 3rd of may and then run a vote over the new 60 day timeblock
The format I like to use for the classifications is [Author]{Fact}(Opinion)
Because barring is an action I take of my own volition I class it at the end in (). The first 3 are barred for hand/hand/ai slop
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>>97894942
Thank you for the kind words anon, but the job hasn't actually been done yet
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>>97894948
>I'd like to avoid calling votes by myself. It cheapens it
That's the right decision. Still, might as well let LOTM dominate just one month instead of two.
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>>97894956
but gj trawling for the cyoas
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>>97894973
Right, well I think I'll consider it to be decided
Thank you for your time
>>97895000
It did actually take a while.
(But anything for Anon)
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Anyone want to see my Danmachi build? It’s really good.
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>>97894973
>Still, might as well let LOTM dominate just one month instead of two.
Agreed on that. It would be unfair for April CYOAs, especially since March doesn't have much to see anyway.
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Comfy isekai, or battle isekai?
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>>97895047
BATTLE!
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>>97895047
I prefer CYOAs where I can do either depending on my choices.
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>>97895047
Why not both? A dark, dirty and gritty setting that nonetheless has silly willy personalities and occasional moments of respite. Like Dark Souls. Comfy dark.
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/POLL/POLL/POLL/POLL/POLL/POLL/POLL/POLL/POLL/POLL/POLL/POLL/

The following are the candidates for the cyoa of march:

Lord of the Mysteries [3_Tankista]
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97676531/#97680248
Mon 09 Mar 2026 13:44:09

Curse of doing nothing [Ersatzanon]
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97725289/#97730124
Wed 18 Mar 2026 20:18:27

The winner of the following poll will be entered into the running for Cyoa of the year
Think of these polls as an opportunity to look back, and celebrate what has been made
Because there are only 2 of them, a ranking poll would be redundant
Please vote honestly
This poll will be open until the 18th

First choice: https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJa0PaPg3
Ranking poll: n/a
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>>97895044
I know, but in the abstract the issue is that there were only 2 cyoa's
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>>97895047
I prefer CYOAs where I can do either depending on my choices.
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>>97895009
Thank you for your service.

>>97895012
It better be.
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>>97895053
Aren't you supposed to be in the Harahel general?
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>>97895080
You mistake me for someone else.
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>>97895047
Comfy.
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>>97895064
>https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJa0PaPg3

As much as it pains me, LotM.
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>>97895101
What's your problem with LOTM? I didn't follow the original discussion nor read the books, but it was an okay read. A bit complex though.
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>>97895107
I assume he wants to support the underdog but cannot in good faith choose it
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>>97881187
I was late but it's here: >>97895064
Now

Sorry about that
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>>97895064
I think you should have included the hand ones, not that it matters. If I recall correctly, the original images were both posted by the individuals owning the hands, although they may not have consented to be included in a CYOA. To me that's fair game. Thanks again for putting on these polls, I'm glad you didn't disappear.
Additionally, I still can't post images. I thought this was fixed yesterday?
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>>97895238
Perhaps you're image-banned. It happens sometimes. All of us can do it just fine.
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>>97895113
This.

The discussion was fun, and I even got my build make it to Great old one status in modern day,
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>>97895256
nah, it's just doing the same thing others have reported where the "post" percentage gets to 100% and then does nothing. If I retry a couple of times with text only it eventually goes through, but not so with an image attached. Weird issue. Someone said this is around the anniversary of the hack last year(?). Does anyone know if that's true? I do not remember anything other than it being in spring
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>>97891825
eh.
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>>97895238
I'll never really be gone

I have attached an image to see if it goes through
4chan has had both the very cancerous captchas and posting issues recently. I think the money might have ran out

Ok, it sucks for me too, I have given up on the image
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I wanna test posting an image before I finish my new CYOA later. I just realized when I had tried posting the same in the last thread that the image didn't get uploaded. The last thing I want is to post like one image of the CYOA and the rest don't work. Has this been going on long?
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>>97895335
This has been happening for the last two days. Very, very tedious but I assume it's a problem with 4chan's backend. I kind of wish the now forbidden board that once neighboured /qst/ still existed so I could try to make a complaint post to the moderators, but I'm sure they're working on it.
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>>97894890
Why is Tok's hand so veiny?
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>>97895335
just use imgur
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>>97895397
He's fallen on hard times since he was DISCIPLINE'd.
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>>97893748
>Lifeweaving
sucks
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>>97895406
>2/3 years of strife
People had worse.
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https://imgchest.com/p/o24adq28g4l
piece uno.
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>>97895488
jumpchain looking ahh
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>>97895500
ts not tiktok brometheus
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>>97895446
You must consider his strength of will, such as it is.
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>>97895446
Entropist was already three years ago? Damn.
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>>97895560
Checking the 'chives, version 1.0 released exactly 900 days ago, or roughly two and a half years ago. Hmm... maybe we'll see Exalted Conquest on July 24th, exactly 1,000 days from its release? I doubt it, but that strikes me as a distinct possibility now that I think of it.
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>>97895560
Three years since the redditors invaded...
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>>97895599
>chives
eww
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>>97895692
You can never go wrong with chives.
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>>97894454
Never came across any compelling reason to believe that this world, itself, is not a false reality entrapment
>>97894165
Take me, truck-kun
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>>97894165
Dodge.
I still have things to do.
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I am a worthless CYOA slut who will suck anons for OC!
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>>97895852
anons already suck without your help sorry
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>>97895488
> Race
Three Eyed
> Occupation
Mad Scientist
> Ship
Basic Ship
> Location
New World
> Skills
Medicine
Navigation
Leadership
Shipwrighting
History
Thievery
Stealth
Piloting
> Powers
Basic Fighting I
> Science
Logy means the science of (Allows me to weaponise psychology to manipulate people or even hypnotise them. Synergises with the Kirin fruit to help me put people to sleep without necessarily having to hit them with beams and also in getting them to dream about exactly what I want them to)
>Devil Fruit
Amazing Paramecia (Age-Age)
Mythical Zoan (Kirin)
> Haki
Observation, Future Sight
> Perks
Genius I
Genius II
Superhuman
Genetic Enhancement (Age Fruit)
Genetic Overhaul (Kirin Fruit)
Cosmetic Improvement
Multifruit
Fortune Telling
> Equipment
Class Equipment
> Drawbacks
Tragic Backstory
Forever Chained

The Age Fruit and the Kirin fruit both have ridiculous potential that gets even further boosted by my genetic enhancements. This should ideally more than make up for my relative lack of Haki prowess. I will of course be going for the One Piece, alongside persuing immortality (assuming my Age fruit doesn't already do that for me).
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>>97892261
I am so glad I put my build in a rentry, I've edited so much it's ridiculous.
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>>97895408
As a white magic loving chad, I can't live without it. I hate that it's not a potential starting power like elemenatalism and such. You either need to take some quest later down the line that unlocks it (still have no idea which one), or be owned by the Order Patron via the Patronage drawback.
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>>97895047
battle isekai.
I tried to posting a battle isekai CYOA but I keep getting connection error reeee

The New Champions: https://imgchest.com/p/n87wr9rgyxd
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>>97895960
You can use Colours of Magic to take it as a White Mage if you want.
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>>97895488
>Race:
Three Eyed

>Occupation:
Mad Scientist

>Ships:
Basic Ship, 3 Grand Island Territories (Continent)

>Location:
New World

>Skills:
Medicine, Cooking

>Powers:
Basic Fighting 1, Geppo, Food-Fighting (Existence)

>Science:
Logy Means the Study of Metaphysics

>Haki:
All

>Perks:
Genius 2, Superhuman, 2 Genetic Enhancements (Cooking, Metaphysics), Genetic Overhaul (Metaphysics), Fortune Telling

>Equipment:
Class Equipment

>Drawbacks:
Tragic Backstory, No Mirrors in the Ship, Forever Chained
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>>97896039
ngl the tonal dissonance is hilarious, 10/10
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>>97891825
It unironically really is.
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>>97895488
Is this new?
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>>97895960
Ok, so I finally found the quest that unlocks Lifeweaving.

It's called Vital Lotus, Quest #16 form the Folk Expansion quest section.
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>>97896197
update
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>>97891827
I don't understand what's a "Zodiac Brides" cyoa.
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>>97894165
I'd dodge, my cats would miss me. Also my mom I guess.
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>>97895842
>>97896390
>>97894283
>missing on their harems because of muh unfinished buisiness
You deserve to suffer, normiefags.
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>>97896409
I'm not going to abandon my family for elf pussy, anon.
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>>97896409
So you'd abandon your family in a heartbeat just to stop being a virgin? I guess we're built different.
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>April hack last year
>now this
Where are we going if the site die for real, /cyoag/?
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>>97894165
I'd embrace Truck-kun. My life here is decent, but I don't have any dependents or the power to make the world a better place. In another world, maybe I could solve some of its problems, and make its peoples' lives that much better.
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>>97896463
What's happening now?
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>>97896417
You're more useful in fantasyland.
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>>97896468
Life is not about being useful.
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>>97893551
this is not a revolver
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>>97896466
Site was unusable for me for several days. I was only able to start posting again this evening.
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>>97894165
Dodge
I love my family and I enjoy my life. My mother would struggle without me to support her, and my sister needs help with her kid.
Familial obligations are more important to me. Also, my death would probably traumatize my family and I can't have that.
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>>97896504
I had no problems. Regional issue?
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>>97896509
>Also, my death would probably traumatize my family and I can't have that.
They're not your responsabilities anymore once you're dead. They're not anything - they belong to the old world, why you get a new set of family members.
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What are some other cyoas that allow you to create your own abilities?

https://imgchest.com/p/ljyqzje2ky2
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>>97896632
They belong to your heart, anon. Are you truly so shallow that all it takes to lose the love for those you care for is distance? Is an arbitrary twist of space and time sufficient to see the bond between kindred souls shorn by an impassible gulf? If that is true, I weep for what you have already lost.
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>>97891990
Could you explain the powers of the stamp to me?
Can I use it to say, forge documents in this world to make it that some property has always belonged to me, or that I have bought cars and such with cash (that nobody has seen) with the documents?
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>>97896655
You'll never see them again. They're dead to you. Move on. Also you could do some real good in the isekai world, and staying here because of like five people is retarded. Are they worth more than an entire world?
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>>97896632
>>97896676
That's a childish philosophy. My legacy will endure - I do plan to have children eventually - and supporting my family is important. My family line is important. We've survived since the dawn of time, and I'd be damned if it died with me.
Sorry that you want to escape to a magical fantasy land that doesn't exist. We all grow up eventually.
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>>97896676
>Are they worth more than an entire world?
NTA but if you aren't willing to genocide others for your loved ones, I don't believe you ever loved them. Simple as.
"Hurr, would you rather kill one billion people or your mother"
What kind of absolute sociopath would choose the mother??????
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>>97896684
I would rather die than make that choice. If my sacrifice is not acceptable, then my mother would sacrifice herself and I would take my own life due to what I did.
Unless it was a billion browns/blacks, then whatever, those aren't people.
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>>97896686
The last line made me remember this was 4chan.
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>>97896684
Perhaps Anon has a bad relationship with their mother. Given the takes I've seen parroted in this tread, it wouldn't surprise me. That misogyny might be explained if the female role model is lacking.
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>>97896678
>My legacy
Can you name your great-grandfather?
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>>97896684
>"Hurr, would you rather kill one billion people or your mother"
It depends on where the one billion people are from.
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>>97896698
Unironically: Technically yes, but only because of my mother. She went deep into the family tree, and built together our legacy over many years. I don't know the name off-hand though, and I'm not going to give her a ring at midnight. But she has a whole dossier about it.
We can also date our lineage back to Harald Sigurdsson, also known as Harald Hardrada, over a thousand years ago.
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>>97896701
Statistically only about 3.4% of the worlds population is caucasian, so you'll overwhelmingly hit brown/black people, along with a good amount of asians I suppose, which is a shame.
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>>97896684
Could only be said by someone in the imperial core
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>>97896721
I pity you fools now that I can post images once more
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>>97896722
fear me..
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>>97896717
...what's the imperial core
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>>97896724
>>97896725
In this case a meaningless gesture
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>>97896709
It's not worth it to make white children cry from losing one of their parents or vice versa.
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>>97896684
I'd kill mom because Earth would go crazy if one billion people died at the same time. On a scale, although I love Mum, it's not worth the dystopic future.
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>>97896726
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>>97896728
Good point.
>>97896729
Truth be told, it'd probably be beneficial to the planet overall.
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>>97896733
Back to pol with you.
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It feels good to stretch my legs. Unencumbered
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>>97896739
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>>97896736
I refused to go there back when it was stormfront and I refuse now. We're just discussing this in regards to an isekai-copy of earth, right? Like a CYOA. In the CYOA thread. I think that the button killing 1/8 of every person on the planet would, overall, have more benefits than detriments considering how much each person consumes and the waste that they produce.

CYOA for this feel?
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>>97896741
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What was the bump limit on these threads? I'm almost done with OC, but I'm thinking It might be best to wait until a new thread in the morning. Maybe do some last minute balancing with a rested mind, if this thread is at an awkward amount of time left.
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>>97896749
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>>97896750
You've got a good ways to go, and its evening in the west so the posts will slow. But I'd wait for tomorrow morning and snipe a fresh thread. Or even make a new one if its permitting.
I hope the OC is loli-related anon, I'll see it tomorrow...
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>>97896744
>CYOA for this feel?
There is one, but I don't remember its name, so my archive fu is lacking.
One-pager, about everyone on Earth disappearing overnight due to aliens/rapture/others reasons.
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>>97896753
>>97896750
it's like 310. Post it now and put OC OC OC OC and someone will post it in the OP of the next thread. I will refrain from dumping CYOAs out of respect for your efforts
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>>97896756
Oh yeah...I think I know what you mean.
I forgot its name too. It had different settings for how many people were killed off or...something.
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>>97896750
The bump limit is 310 posts, and the image maximum is 150.
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>>97896755
>>97896759
>>97896763
Thank you for the answers. It's not done just yet, but I'd estimate we'd be much closer to 310 by the time I finish tonight. It will most likely be posted in the morning.
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>>97896744
“Return to Zero” is a one-page cyoa about killing all humans (and aliens too)
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>>97896780
>more anime franchise OC
It's over. The west has fallen.
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>>97896844
I mean, the vast majority of my CYOAs are whatever setting I just come up with (usually some brand of fantasy). Making a franchise CYOA is just a way of mixing things up.

Also, I'd call Pokemon more a game than an anime. And even then, it lost a lot of anime-influence as it grew into a worldwide product, opting for less Japanese culture and more wide-appeal. It gives me about as much Japan vibes as Super Mario (not much).
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>>97894857
you know. you can just not choose that choice. Also they imply something more horrible than that too right? But you only fixated on this instead. Are you sure you are not rage-baiting?
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>>97894857
>What are some other choices that would come across extremely differently if the reader was
True Son would actually be a drawback
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>>97896780
Well I doubt it will be good but I can hope, the only decent pokemon cyoa where I can adventure in the canon world normally was apodaimosis's cyoa, everything else is porn or edgelord fancanon shit. Here's hoping this cyoa will be the exception but the intro does not give me confidence.
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>>97896744

1 in 8 people dying is gonna have very, very bad long lasting consequences on earth

Billionaires will have an easier time taking over the world and fucking it up for the rest of us.
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>>97897037
>1 in 8 people dying is gonna have very, very bad long lasting consequences on earth
Psychologically, sure, but not logistically. From 1980 to now the world's population has doubled. 8% is nothing compared to that.
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>>97896756
>>97896744
I remembered it looked like a DSA cyoa, and it was a DSA cyoa.
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>>97896373
>don't understand what's a "Zodiac Brides" cyoa.
NTA, but if I had to guess, its a waifu picker CYOA with an actual plot. . .but picking a waifu is the actual attraction.

For example, the actual Zodiac Brides cyoa features a fantasy kingdom that settles their succession disputes with a battle royale. (You), here on Earth, have been designated the next King, and trophy husband to the winner. So twelve heiresses - all with high level cheat abilities - are about to battle to the death in (your) hometown. Unless (you) want them to level a good chunk of the state/province (you) live in - or even just want a say in (your) future spouse - it behooves (you) to pick one and help her win as fast as possible.

(One of the rare few mate-stealing societies that encourage women to abduct men to be their husband, rather than the reverse.)
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>>97897130
it really depends on which 1/8 of the population really, some are more influential then others in this modern society, imagine those 1/8 are all primary sector & key technology expert. It can cause the collapse of the civilization.
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>>97896509
>love my family and I enjoy my life. My mother would struggle without me to support her, and my sister needs help with her kid.
>Familial obligations are more important to me. Also, my death would probably traumatize my family and I can't have that.
That's a point that I think a lot of people miss. Unless you come back, you'll leave a "you" shaped hole in society. How bad the damage is depends on circumstances - like if you get a last phone call or something to tell your loved ones what's going on - but there will still be damage.

(Doesn't mean I'd turn down the right offer. Just that I appreciate the consequences to others.)

Another situation that I think a lot of people misjudge is portal fantasy. If there's an actual, stable portal between two worlds, governments on both sides are going to grab it for themselves. And sooner or later, it'll look like a lot like flying internationally- expensive, bureaucratic, and miles and miles of asphalt and concrete.
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>>97896725
>what's the imperial core
In this case? The elite few who can guarantee they and their loved ones won't be part of the slaughter.
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>>97897164
Or what if they're all geographically clustered together? You'd be talking about one or more countries just suddenly being empty. Military hardware just lying there, reactors exploding due to lack of maintenance . . .

You'd probably see a massive "gold" rush as opportunists rushed in. Maybe outright war, too
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>>97897198
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>>97897149
So by contrast, "Worm" refers to CYOAs with a narrative that colors everything else? Scenario-heavy CYOAs? Like Charlie in OR, or MANA in JRPG Traitor, the Apocalypse in Stardust?
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Random thought before I call it a night - I'd like to see Tok try his hand at a Warlock cyoa. Something where (you) pledge to a greater entity in return for power, and can recruit/bully/befriend lesser spirits.

He's generally done interesting god/demon pacts in his older cyoas (like Dragonfall or Mindslaver), and the wishing mechanics in Dragonfall were arguably THE standout of the cyoa. So a cyoa like that could really play to his strengths
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>>97897258
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>>97897267
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>>97897270
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>>97897130
Yes, and the world has changed to accomodate it over the past 46 years.
Which is a very long time.
America still feels the losses in the Civil War.
It is absolutely a damaging number.
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>>97897238
>by contrast, "Worm" refers to CYOAs with a narrative that colors everything else? Scenario-heavy CYOAs? Like Charlie in OR, or MANA in JRPG Traitor, the Apocalypse in Stardust?
I hadn't thought about it in those terms, but that seems like a reasonable summation. There are definitely cyoas where the scenario heavily colors any picks the player makes. Sometimes even to the point where certain picks can be defined as "right" or "wrong", or even "trap" options . . .but in a different context, (you) would take them without a second thought.
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>>97895488
> Race
Three Eyed
> Occupation
Mad Scientist
> Ship
Basic Ship
> Location
New World
> Skills
Medicine
Cooking
Navigation
Leadership
Shipwrighting
History
Thievery
Stealth
Piloting
> Powers
Basic Fighting I
Food Fighting (Turning Pizza into flying saucers/ufos, capable of detaching slices into sub ufos that can be healed upon returning to the 'mothership'. Each pizza/slice has different forms of attack depending on the toppings; firing slicing pepperoni, sticky restraining cheese, scalding sauce, meatball bombs etc. This should be enough for the extra point)
> Science
Logy means the science of (Allows me to weaponise psychology to manipulate people or even hypnotise them. Synergises with the Kirin fruit to help me put people to sleep without necessarily having to hit them with beams and also in getting them to dream about exactly what I want them to.)
>Devil Fruit
Amazing Paramecia (Age-Age)
Mythical Zoan (Kirin)
> Haki
Observation, Future Sight
Conquerer's, Domination
Conqurers, Voice of All Things
> Perks
Genius I
Genius II
Superhuman
Genetic Enhancement (Age Fruit)
Genetic Overhaul (Kirin Fruit)
Multifruit
Fortune Telling
> Equipment
Class Equipment
> Drawbacks
Tragic Backstory
No Mirrors in the Ship
Forever Chained

The Age Fruit and the Kirin fruit both have ridiculous potential that gets even further boosted by my genetic enhancements. This should ideally more than make up for my relative lack of Haki prowess. I will of course be going for the One Piece, alongside persuing immortality (assuming my Age fruit doesn't already do that for me).

Updated to take some conquerers haki as a base so I can train it up later. The additional ugliness drawback shouldn't matter as I can change my apperance with the age fruit.
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>>97893848
>Covenants
Honestly that entire school seems pretty bad to me.
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Test
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>>97897516
It's pretty good at 6, it can give you other magic even if only temporarily.
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>>97897524
>The game becomes good at the 100h mark trust me bro
No thanks.
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>>97897144
Cyoas about digging holes?
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Cyoas about fucking up your life again and again in a downward spiral?
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>>97897526
Well yeah, you're immortal, you've got time.
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>>97897577
If you don't have a R6 on spawn you're ngmi
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>>97897587
Unless you're taking Patronage you've got to save at least one r6 for later regardless
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>>97891825
>>97896149
what's so good about it, i don't get it
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>>97897633
Mandatory pick.
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>>97897665
Just take a Set.
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>>97897662
Play it and find out.
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>>97897757
CYOAs aren't played, they are effectuated.
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Rolled 14 (1d15)

>>97897830
I LOVE HOLES!
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>>97897530
OC · oc · OC · oc · OC

·

·

¤ ~·~-~·~-~·~-~·~-~·~-~·~ ¤
·· HOLE DIGGING RYOA ··
¤ ~·~-~·~-~·~-~·~-~·~-~·~ ¤

You see an auspicious dream:
"Tomorrow, find a shovel and dig a hole near where you live.
This will be no ordinary hole: great fortune or misfortune may come from it."
And you wake up. Now is the time to dig.

You can also choose not to dig. But cosmic dream-granting forces reward bravery and punish cowardice, so if you dig too little or no hole at all, you'll be less fortunate in all your doings for the rest of your life.

CHOOSE x from [0..25]. Your hole will be x meters deep.
Then, ROLL dice+<x>d20.
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>>97897853 (cont.)

You do your digging. What will you find down there?

>1..4
You find nothing. Just soil and rock.
>5
You find nothing. But the exercise was especially good on you. You gain 5 kg of muscle mass.
>6..15
You find a gem. The first gem you find is worth 100$. Each next gem you find is worth 10x more.
>16
You find a beautiful dwarven maiden. "Hi digger!" says the dwarven maiden coquettishly. She'll come with you. By rights, you have her hand in marriage. If you want to. You can just leave her there as well, or gift her to another anon. Dwarves don't age past their prime. She's the world's best in one (non-supernatural) skill of your choice fitting for a dwarf.
>17
You find a long-bearded dwarven sage. "Good tidings, digger!" intones the dwarven sage sagely. He'll come with you. He is an amazing teacher, and will rapidly teach you one (non-supernatural) skill of your choice fitting for a dwarf. While being taught by him, your attention span and memory retentiveness is at its max.
>18
You find an eccentric dwarven alchemist. "Digger!" croaks the dwarven alchemist awkwardly. He won't come with you, preferring to stay in the ground. But he'll give you a potion of eternal youth, if you give him the most expensive gem you dug up.
>19
You find a dwarven artifact. What power does it grant its wielder while worn? Find the power from https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random . It's a kind of item that matches the power.
>20
You dug too deep, and unleashed a demon from Hell, who was waiting for a human to unleash him. He murders you in an instant, and wears your skin like a coat. All your other rewards? Worthless. The demon wearing your skin takes over your life. He doesn't have your memories, but he's knowledgeable and decent at acting; he might or might not get caught.
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>>97897852
Sorry about that anon, I decided d20 works better than d15.
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Rolled 14, 9, 7, 5, 9, 5, 19, 1, 18, 19, 15, 12, 10, 7, 6, 4, 15, 14, 3, 11, 15, 7, 3, 4, 16 = 248 (25d20)

>>97897853
Hole
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>>97897830
I like it anon! Although I do wish there was a version of the superpower wiki that wasn’t so fucking autistic.
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Rolled 6, 16, 9, 3, 5, 8, 15, 10, 20, 13, 10, 7, 19, 19, 19 = 179 (15d20)

>>97897852
>>97897858
I got "Caustic Energy Manipulation". Not very useful, but you know what? it can be used to dig EVEN MORE HOLES!
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>>97897867
Rip
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Rolled 7, 3, 10, 3, 8, 1 = 32 (6d20)

>>97897853
Digging in, 6 meters
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>>97897877
> 7, 3, 10, 3, 8, 1
gem
dud
gem
dud
gem
dud

100+1000+10000 = 11100$. I feel like a boring person.
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>>97897867
I got 8 gems worth 1 billion dollars, a beautiful dwarven maiden hell yeah, THREE FUCKING ARTIFACTS, a uh oh... a demon wants to kill me! let's see if the Artifacts I found can do something about that. I got:
>Envy Empowerment
>Benefic Object
>Spiritual Object Manipulation
I think I'm good? Envy Empowerment is useless, but Benefic Object specifically targets evil entities and has a picture of Samurai Jack's katana. Spiritual Object makes it even stronger.
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>>97897887
There's no 'wants to kill you', it kills you. You are dead, game over.
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>>97897906
nuh uh!
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Rolled 6, 9, 14, 1, 19, 9, 18, 19, 2, 12, 5, 19, 8, 19, 6, 15, 6, 19, 12, 11, 10, 10, 17, 2, 17 = 285 (25d20)

>>97897853
>>97897858
I'm not afraid of shit
A real man could never dig too deep
Plus. if I find multiple demons I can turn and run while they fight eachother (In a manly hidechad way)

There has been an edit to fate, And I have made the choice to take it before seeing my results
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>>97897941
>5 Artifacts and not a single demon.
Lucky. Zero Dwarven bitches though.
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>>97897957
You can exchange massive amounts of wealth and power for bitches

This isn't a cyoa mechanic, it's real life
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>>97897960
Dwarf women don't give a shit about wealth. They're Dwarves, they live in halls of solid gold.
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>>97897941
Dirt dug: 3
1, 2, 2,
Work out dug: 1
5,
Gems dug :13
6, 9, 14, 9,12, 8, 6, 15, 6, 12, 11, 10, 10,
>Meaning the largest is worth 10^14 dollars, 100 trillion.
>It is either the size of a large house, or of some great research benefit to humanity
>There isn't really a point in keeping something like that. I am gifting it to science
>I will sell a few of the smaller, ornamental gems to make my fortune
Sages dug:2
17,17
>One to teach me leadership, and the other to teach me advanced rocketry. (All dwarves dream of digging in space, don't lie to me)
Alchemist dug: 1
18
>At a worth of 100 trillion, that gem is neccacarily of some great unknown benefit to humanity
>I will not trade it to him
Artefacts dug: 5
19, 19,19, 19,19,
Powers are:
Magic Bolt Projection
>A magic gun
Cosmic Projection
>A scrying orb
Telekinetic Evasion
>A suit of armor that resists psychics
Electrokinetic Creature Creation
>A ring that a few little creatures come out of
Pyrokinetic Circulatory System
>A golem that considers me it's owner

>All of moderate use. I will give away none of them

Unusually lucky of me
Let it be known that I did not shy away from digging
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>>97894165
I can't die, grandma would be sad.
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How pissed would you be if you got isekai’d into the world of Danmachi?
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>>97898045
I would kill myself immediately to reroll the isekai gacha
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>>97898045
I would rape Bell.
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>>97898055
There are no rerolls. You only get to pull (hang) on the comically oversized lever once. If you try a second time the machine will kill you with a laser.
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>>97896665
No, everything must be signed and completed legitimately otherwise the magic of the seal does not work. When my wife read the cyoa, her plan was to get curse insurance and then go to 'legitimate' psychics asking for curse readings, and then if any of them diagnosed her with curses (which they would because that's their business model) she would get them to document it like a doctor's note, and use the seal to submit insurance claims. Everything perfectly legal and by the correct professional that was available.
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>>97898066
So be it
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>>97896717
Every time someone posts this shit, I will remmeber how it's practically impossible to survive on literally any of these wages short *maybe* Officer Manager, if you lived in the most poverty stricken, dollar store buying trailer trash lifestyle ever.

Like, at that point just fucking acccept homelessness dude.
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>>97896665
If you've never had to deal with bureaucracy, you don't realize how powerful this thing is. Any of bureaucratic system has loopholes and exploits within it, and a lot of the ways those abuses are stopped is by carefully examining the situation. By stamping legitimate (but abusive to the system) documents you pass the main Safeguard against the system getting exploited - people actually reading the document and what's being claimed,
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>>97898045
Not at all unless the circumstances after appearing / reincarnating there are particularly shitty.
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>>97898057
Why
Are
You
So
Obs-
-essed
With
Rape
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>>97898111
You will be swarmed and eaten by rats for your naivety and hubris.
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>>97898114
Why
Are
You
So
Obs-
-essed
With
Dan-
-mach
-i
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>>97898130
Rats are my friends
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>>97891788
>The Hand of the Queen?
>Darkstalker

The idea is to advise her in her conquest.
I will be a good combatant, but more than that I will like to do recon, but an intimidating but levelheaded representative, and help her achieve greatness in a way that does not decimate the land and actually builds a flourishing dictatorship.

Powers
>Acrobatics, Darkstalker
>Shadowcasting, Darkstalker
>Death Aura, Darkstalker
>Realm Shift, Darkstalker

All essential powers for a Darkstalker really.
I will be using a martial weapon (of sorts) with decent range, so the ability to move with grace and attack from any angles will be useful. Shadowcasting is a strong dependable magic to quickly debilitate a foe. Realm Shift is useful for travel, spying, and getting out of danger. Death Aura is also quick debilitation, good for interrogation, and for projecting Her power.

Later on, after I complete some missions, the extra power I would ask granted is
>Resurrection, Healer
Used sparingly, but it can be a fantastic show of Her good will, Her infinite power, and we can resurrect some fantastic advisors of old.

Weapon
>Beine, Ravencloth Cloak
Synergy with my shadow powers since it acts as shadow, fantastic defense and offense alike, and aura. It’s not very gimmicky, just solid all around.
>Mortem, Army of Tomes (Bonus Weapon)
This seems essential for basically any build? There is so much utility power here, and it states that spells can go up to absurdly high levels (instant death projectile?!). I will store the Tomes inside the cloak and call upon whichever ones I need. In 5e I play a Necromancer Wizard, so yeah it’s great to have actual wizardry going on.
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>>97898186
Minions
>Puzzle Skeletons
>Bestial Skeletons
>Artisan Corpse
>Wight
>Shadow Guardian
>Shade

I have no interest in run of the mill fodder, and if I do have need of this I can use Wights to summon them for me. If I ever do need an army, Puzzle Skeletons and Bestial Skeletons can create a sturdy number, with variety, and less gross/offputting than Zombies. Shadow Guardian seems a must-pick, since I have constant shadow on my person in the form of the Cloak. Shades can act as spies, and synergize with my Shadow Powers. I would love Ghost at some point too but no room for it now. Artisan Corpse seems like a lot of fun and I would love to perfect the art of reviving a perfect zombie.

Missions
>Rescue an Ally
Kind of a hottie and clearly ancient, her expertise would be appreciated. Easily done with Death Aura and my stealth skills.
>Raze a Village
I would like her to establish a city at some point, so being able to take this land over and start it over the ancient necropolis would be a good location. Make it a home base! (Is it close to the castle I wonder?). Ideally I can eliminate the military and keep the civilians as the first citizens.
>Eliminate Resistance
I have a whole plot in my head about how this city is sort of independent, but the Empires nearby are eyeing them. They rely on Mercenaries right now and are run by a trade council. I have a whole deal drafted up that I will offer them. Having this city under our fold will allow us to slowly build up that necropolis city.

I will post that draft next.
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>>97897863
>Cream Attacks
>Archetype:Maternal Badass
...Okay?
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>>97898196
First I will enter this city state and learn a bit about it anonymously, how it works. I will spy on the council and learn about them, and how they work!


Presumably they know about the Necromancer and Castle of Bone nearby to them.

I will appear near the end of one of their councils from the shadows, and introduce myself.


I will say!


"The Necromancer is on your doorstep. She is powerful beyond what your mercenaries can answer. You know this already, and are unsure how to proceed.


I am her general and representative. I have her ear, and I have been urging patience and cooperation rather than force. I have spent time in your city. I have seen its culture, its trade, its people. I see its value. I do not wish to see it harmed.


So I come to you with an offer.


1) Full military protection. No more reliance on mercenaries. The kingdoms that eye your borders will think twice if they know you have the power of a Necromancer backing you.

2) A modest trade agreement, with a small percentage of revenue funding infrastructure for our new city we are founding.

3) A road built between our two cities, at our expense, using our undead labor.

4) Your council remains intact. Your laws, your culture, remain untouched. Complete internal autonomy.

5) A seat on this council for myself, and recognition of fealty to the Necromancer

6) The option of one year of secrecy before any public announcement of this arrangement, giving you time to manage how you present it to the citizenry on your own terms. "

If at that point I still see hesitation, I will tell them that they may send a representative to the castle to give their answer, and that they will be guaranteed safe passage. Then I vanish and make them sweat.
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>>97891910
Thank you Anon, I generally pop in every few weeks to every few months (there was a 3 year period where I never checked 4chan). I'm glad the community liked this CYOA so much, but as it says on the bottom all I really did was collect everyone's ideas and wrap it up. Those Urban Unease threads were some of the absolute best in my memory and very few things have ever made me so happy to be a part of this board.
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Rolled 8, 20, 9, 10, 11, 6, 12, 8, 9, 3, 15, 1, 14, 9, 17, 11, 12, 13, 20, 7, 1, 7, 14, 4, 11 = 252 (25d20)

>>97897858
I don't really love RYOA.
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>>97898045
Sad, would try to give informations to Ouranos.
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>>97897144
just woke up. This was the one I was thinking of, thanks.
>>97897167
Plus what if its an Isekai NTR world? That'd suck. But for your description, I mean, GATE is a pretty accurate description of that. Portal opens, military claims, rest of the world wants it. It'd spark WW3.
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>>97898186
what cyoa?
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>>97898323
>20
And the RYOA doesn't like you
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>>97898400
Actually he got 2 demons, meaning either they kill eachother or they learn to love again and become roommates
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>>97898390
A New Necromancer
https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxgb2n34q
It had a nice variety of powers, well structured, and most importantly simple.
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>>97898223
Translation: You have the power to creampie any milf you want.
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>>97897167
Anybody has a version that doesn't make your eyes bleed?
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>>97898045
Depends. Am I a level 0 loser with the same body? Or do I get benefits? Isekai is a curse if it’s just you and nothing else. Why bother?
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>>97898429
Finally a power for gentleman such as myself.
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>>97898460
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>>97898186
Always neat to see a build for one of my old CYOAs! Also, the link >>97898426 you posted seems to be missing the quest page.

I like your plan dealing with the city. Not many people would want to fight to the death against an army of the undead if other options are on the table. And a shadow-based build is fun. Glad you like the CYOA!
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>>97898772
thx
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>>97898895
I hope your doing well
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>>97898912
I am, thank you!
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>>97898895
Ah, what a surprise! To be honest this is maybe the third time I've made this build, I go back and tweak it from time to time, and this time did some writing.

If you're here, I am wondering how alive the weapons are. Clearly they can bond with you. If you further the bond could you communicate with them? Would they act on their own?
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>>97898951
The weapons have likes, dislikes, and personality. But they lack things like creativity and language - like they're missing parts of the human brain. As for communicating with them, it would be possible. It would be like using telepathy on someone that doesn't have an internal monologue - just vague ideas that you'd have to practice to hone in on. As for acting on their own, they lack the bodily autonomy for that, but you could potentially rig something together with enough study - if you built a mechanism that would increase a weak ghost's ability to physically interact with the world, that same device or procedure could be applied to one of the weapons.
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>>97898138
Do you live in the sewers
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Finally finished my CYOA. I took the time and did a full extra read-though to fix some typos and rebalance a couple things. I'm sure there's still more issues, but it should be better now. I'll post once the next thread springs to life.
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>>97897567
>Cyoas about fucking up your life again and again in a downward spiral?
Merryweather?
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I'm ESL and my writing skill is dogshit. In cyoas, writing style matters less than some other aspects, but it's still worth improving. i've never read a book on writing, so i picked up Consider This by Chuck Palahniuk (the author of Fight Club).
I'm in the middle of it and I really feel it was worth it, and some of the advice is applicable to cyoas. I'll post my notes when I finish, tomorrow probably.
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I once made a JRPG based TTRPG for my friends. The Rules were intentionally confusing and abusable. Around session 4 they realized how to game the mechanics and blew the combat wide open (They also got to create the pokemon style elements/interactions of the world, notable standouts: Surprise, Perception, Runes, Lead, Water). The game had to end shortly after that due to life.

Anyway, the character creation system for that was a CYOA. I've always wanted to transform it into a proper one, but I never could settle on where to put it on the timeline, or how mad to go with the mechanics/import from the TTRPG rules.

This is not a project I'm working on, just a thing I saw in my google drive, remembered, and wanted to share. Posting this for the sick degenerate who said he liked CYOAs.
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>>97899049
I regularly visit a place that's full of shit and squeaking creatures, but I don't live here in cyoag.
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Rats are kino animals. Don’t talk shit about rats.
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>>97899378
anonrat...
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>>97897567
LOTM.
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>>97899101
Nicely done. I look forward to seeing your addition to the long, storied legacy of CYOAs.
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>>97899288
>Dream of Calamity
That would fuck you up even more than maladative daydreaming.
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>>97899421
Thanks! Though admittedly I think I'm already pretty storied... Ancient. I just looked at the dates of some of the older photoshop files in my CYOA folder and they're at least 12 years old.
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>>97899456
Beri?
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>>97899461
Yes?
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>>97899456
I correct myself, your *latest* addition.
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>>97899481
Is it true that you're the strongest Author? Someone said that you could choke out Tok to death with a single hand.
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>>97899481
I demand you update necromancer (idk I just really enjoyed reading the weapon descriptions)
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>>97899422
The player also picked the Elixir of Immortality flaw. She had a fun backstory.

I have a couple other text only CYOAs that I made for my DnD campaigns. I could format them over if people are interested.
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>>97899486
To clarify, I wasn't looking for acclaim or anything - I just wanted to avoid a situation where a thread or two in the future someone is expecting lots of OC when it was the same anonymous poster saying it was almost reading a couple of separate times.

>>97899540
I'm more for defense than offense. The immovable object is far more valiant a role model than the unstoppable force. But here's a webm of battle slime.

>>97899557
The thing is I'm not exactly sure what I'd add to that one. It was pretty self-contained so the only thing I feel like I could reasonably add would be a greater diversity of options, but in my past experiences, updates that add more lateral build options tend to be poorly received, or rather glossed over as no one wants to make a new build. Branching Heart was that in a nutshell.
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>>97899574
>Elixir of Immortality AND Dream of Calamity
>"""""""""""fun"""""""""""""""
I simply don't believe you, pic related.
>I have a couple other text only CYOAs that I made for my DnD campaigns. I could format them over if people are interested.
Why not. It's a fun way to summarize things, and an decent way to kill a few minutes when you're waiting for something.
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CYOA for with waifus like that?
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>>97899838
>yandereslop
boring
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>>97899838
All of them.
You're in it, after all!
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>>97899838
>yanderokino
you love to see it
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>>97899838
Entropist. Bloom exist for that kind of thing.
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>>97899838
These ones:
https://funnyjunk.com/channel/cyoa/Yandere+cyoa/coLsLpb/
https://imgchest.com/p/a846jdxg7xj
https://aearara.neocities.org/YanYanWai_Cyoa/
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>>97899838
>starving for affection this much
Us I guess? Isn't that waifufags collect waifus like reduction coupons?
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>>97899879
Do you think the Exalted Conquest consorts will be as good?
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>>97899917
You literally can't top Bloom. She's perfect.
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>>97899929
>You literally can't top Bloom
Maybe for you lil bro.
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>>97899929
I'm topping her right now as a matter of fact.
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I hate named waifus because everytime someone talk about having sex with "their" Bloom, I feel cucked in some multiversal level.
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>>97899952
Good, that's the idea.
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>>97899952
It's okay bro, you just need to get used to anon describing the absolute FILTH they did to their variants while you're in the room.
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>>97899650
She liked creating designated punching bags for the world. Based on how she described things, the only reason she survived the rebounded double damage of Dream Come True was the Immortality Potion in her blood.

This was a group CYOA for a campaign where I wanted the players to make the countries in the world. Ultimately the bulk of the campaign was set in a nation-state built set in a city from the old empire, and even then it was 5 sessions of a zelda-water-dungeon inspired sewers. Same player's country as the example above, actually. Then life happened again.

She and another player in the nation game absolutely hated each other, and only played together because they were both my friend. I loved watching them bounce off each others' entirely different and opposing understandings about the nature of reality. Both were very smart too, so watching them deconstruct each other was hilarious to me. I could only wrangle them into one other game together, though. That one had one of them rage quit after blowing up the setting though. Great fun.

Blogpost over.
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>>97899952
I made a CYOA once where the waifus were multiversal entities but you're constrained to your single universe. Technically it was just a single option to waifuize your multiversal entity, but it still made it very poorly received.
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>>97900002
Oh right, I remember it! Those threads were gems.
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>>97899929
Be that as it may, I have high hopes. I still think Tyrant Ziggurat will be best girl.
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>>97900002
I always found it hilarious how anons were demanding virginial purity from their waifus while being absolute used goods themselves.
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>>97900002
>cucked in infinite universes except this one
As anon deserves
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>>97900039
>used goods
Anons? Having sex?
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>>97900099
>each nanonsecond that passes your waifu is getting plowed by an infinite number of people up and including everyone you ever saw IRL
It's too much.
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>>97900099
At the same time, anon is cucking infinite other universes. I don't know, it seems balanced.
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>>97900132
But here she's mine, and it's the only reality I will ever know. Even if I had but one day with her, it would be enough.
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>>97900155
He's infinitely more cucked than doing the cucking.
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>>97900159
But so is everyone else
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>>97900198
>Anon: Multiverse of Cuckoldry
miss me with that shit
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You know things are getting bad when even the ads are fucking up.

Also, could whoever makes the new thread add my two text to image conversions? They are technically OC , even if I made them about 10 and 4 years ago. I'm not sure on the policy of text only things. If it's not the usual play that's fine.
>>97899288
>>97899992

I guess at this point I'm throwing them out there to see if there's any interest in fleshing them out in full with images and such.
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I forgot how long old threads survive when they're on life support. I'm surprised we're still no page 8. Does /tg/ make fewer new threads than it used to, or am I just misremembering?
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>>97900520
New threads ought only be made on page 10.
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>>97900510
The paranoiac in my says it has to do with https://thezvi.substack.com/p/claude-mythos-2-cybersecurity-and?open=false#%C2%A7introducing-project-glasswing
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>>97893519
Oh shit I missed one!
>>97893542
This guy got it right, you picked the wrong insurance if you're banking on using the loss of the Whistle by itself.
If only there was some magical creatures in the world that you could work with to get power, and then lose that fighting other monsters...........

>>97893635
>>97893720
Lmao
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>>97900526
No, I get that. What I'm saying was that I thought that the time a thread was on pages 2 - 10 after reaching their bump limit was shorter. That is, I thought /tg/ produced new threads (of any kind, not just CYOAs) with enough frequency that things got pushed off the board more quickly. Did that used to be the case or am I imagining things?
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rent a gf cyoa when?
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>>97900520
>>97900526

Apologies. I'm about to turn in for the night, and I had the feeling the thread wouldn't last until morning.
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>>97900526
Nah. 8+ is definitely fine. 7 used to be the standard for a while.
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>>97892261
Wizard=Warlock>Academic>Sorcerer>Slayer
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I'm generally not a fan of making threads - much less to put my own thing as the first post, but I need to be away from my computer that has the files on it for the rest of the evening, so I'm gonna post my finished pokemon cyoa as a new thread in just a moment here. I had thought it was the 9-10 range when new threads get made, but >>97900665 seems like I was too stringent.
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>>97900750
Fear not, Beri-sama, threads get posted at page 8 all the time.
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>>97900777
>>97900777
>>97900777

New thread is up with OC.
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>>97900747
Academics and Warlocks are fucking little bitches.
I spit on them.

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