Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)

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Are there any fun ways to play Y'shtola that isn't free spell tribal? I have seen living weapon yshtola which was cute.

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>>97902402
>TQ
Yes

>>97902418
Which Yshtola tho

>>97902418
There's just not a lot of reason to not include anything CMC 3 or higher that you can cheat out.

Living Weapon/Job Select/Etc is good, but there wasn't really a reason to choose. Blue Mage's Cane for example is even more spells you can be vomiting out. Ninja's Blades gives you something to swing in with for even more drain. The only one I'm really missing here is Black Mage's Rod which is just more drain material and more Wizard pingers tribal; and maybe Dancer's Chakrams to keep you in the fight and double dip on a body. Reaper's Scythe is a meme, but it could be done.

For the Germ side of things, at rate you have Sickle Slicer, Nettlecyst and Bitterthorn; of which only really the latter two are good. At 4, you're looking at Skinwing, Lashwrithe and Bonehoard, once again only the last two are really scaling and pushing. Above that you're paying out the ass for things and they'd be better in decks that make them cheaper.

That leaves "For Mirrodin" in esper, which is a short list: Blade of Shared Souls isn't going to play nice with a deck running few actual creatures and, of those, almost all of them legendary. Goldwarden's Helm is chaff and Kemba's Banner isn't worth 4 without more synergy.

I'm not going to say it can't be done, but an equipment or creature focused commander would both benefit more from this; and unless you have ways to give them flash you're leaving 3 players turns worth of card draw and drain on the table. Instant tribal is just going to go farther.

Because OP is a spastic tard that can't bake worth a shit:

Thread Culture

>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheap
https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM

>Gay Bolas
https://e621.net/posts?tags=nicol_bolas

>Did anon's story happen?
https://files.catbox.moe/ika7gh.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4SEDzynMiQ&t=44s [Open]
https://files.catbox.moe/t0zq17.jpg

>Why is mono green so boring?
https://files.catbox.moe/2x8qly.jpg

>Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)

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>>97902473
Filling up the OP with useless shit isn't "thread culture". The only thing you posted that actually matters is the proxy information, which if I were king would be axed for being garbage advertisement; which if you bothered to read the OP you would have noticed was there.

Take the ego links to /vg/. They love attention whores running their generals.

>>97902473
Based furfag

>>97902473
>NOOOOOOO MAKE IT HOW I WANT TO
Laziness has a price.

>>97902477
>adult Toph
Gross.

>>97902477
>adult Toph
Based.

>>97902477
>adult toph
the cumdumpster of the series, literally.

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>>97902482
By this logic wouldn't basically every link in the OP be useless aside from the most recent news article and maybe the proxy link? By the time someone's coming to /edhg/ I'd say 99% of users are informed enough that they don't need to be told what scryfall is. The OP is more of a formality than anything which is why maybe half of all generals (including /mtg/) have joke links in them as easter eggs for people that actually read the OP.

>>97902473
"people" unironacally get a kick from being the general maker, jfc how void are your lives.

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>>97902512
Ding ding ding. Doesn't matter this was just pds troll baking because he's mad the jannies are blamming his gay little containment thread so he came here to "pwn" us by making a shit tq. It'll be fixed next bake.

>>97902512
nta but this is funny to think about because it actually raises the idea that the joke links are *more* important than the real ones because the joke links might actually tell incoming users something new.
This isn't me advocating either way on this matter (although I actually did like the thread culture section being added). It's just a funny thought I had reading your post.

>>97902477
Is the movie nice? Or did they troon it out. ATLA has a special place in my heart and will hurt to see it subject to the debauchery of the modern world

>>97902473
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST REMOVE MY ZOOPHILE PORN SITE IT'S (((THREAD CULTURE)))!!!!!!!!
lmao
gtfo furfag

>>97902402
It will always be bullshit that WotC continues to print thirst trap cards for fags while covering up all the women in full leather body suits and making them fat or ugly.

>>97902473
Nigga we're not putting your personal memes in the OP lmao
Also I know gay bolas is a fun quirky convo but I don't understand why should we link to furry porn

>>97902536
They recast all the voices including casting a blind Asian VA to play old Toph.

>>97902537
Do people like you just really think saying "zoophile" is going to upset someone?

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Every time I see this monkey I get uncontrollably aroused. This image is furry porn and I refuse to hear otherwise.

>>97902542
Meh not bothered by that. I was thinking Sokka being bi now or sum shit

>>97902520
I love the adventure mechanic. The Eldraine sets are so cool.

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Forgot to mention that I'm trans

>>97902549
Well, it visibly worked on you, so mission complete. Now off yourself, silly zoophile.

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>>97902538
Lmao stay losing

>>97902634
>he replied so he must be seething
I'm trying to have a conversation with you, Anon. I'm asking if you genuinely believe it hurts people's feelings to be called a zoophile, especially if you look inside it's obviously a site that has bestiality on it. It's like calling a nonlefty gay guy a faggot, it's just a word that sums up what's there.

>>97902536
It's avatar. It's faggy slop for retards. Just like the tv show. You'll love it

>>97902685
lmao BURN

>makes him legendary
>doesn't give him 1/0 stats
You surely showed him

>>97902473
>the obnoxious ritual poster has been a furfag all along
Surprising nobody.

>the guy who cares about the sanctity of the OP is a proxyfag
>Kept that link about proxies in there and deleted everything else
No surprise there

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This dude really just sits casually at the perfect intersection of multiple playstyles and doesn't have to move an inch; counter matters, artifact matters, exile matters, he does it all so well, he's a nice card.

>>97902402
Why does Oko trigger anons? And why is he wearing cactuses on his shoulders?

>>97902817
Why does it say "elf" when that's clearly a devil?

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>>97902846
Really not sure why he's not just an elf devil like he's very clearly depicted as in both arts, druid is entirely out of place as a creature type for him

>>97902843
The cactuses are souvenirs from thunder junction.

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I hate this general so fucking much why is this even an issue people feel obligated to fight over?
>Hurr durr it's super important the silly links are in the OP I'm going to bitch about it
>Zoophile zoophile zoophile
>Poopdick proxyfag poopdick proxyfag
>umad pedo? umad pedo? umad pedo?
All this fucking does is reinforce the image that all MtG "players" are manchildren. This is a few lines of text in the OP that nobody reads anyway. Both people fucking arguing about this aren't even reading their own posts because they copied and didn't remove the (embed) and [Open] from their posts.
You two are bitching about text that you yourselves aren't reading before posting.

>>97902880
If Swordgod were here, we could discuss the game...

>>97902862
Maybe there was a mix-up with Henzie Torre. Like how there seems to have been some confusion with Errant and Parnesse, where Errant was likely meant to be a vampire but that instead went to Parnesse.

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>>97902862
New Capenna elves just have the funky head horns. I think the mix up is that in his original art the artist overdid it on the flushed skin tone for a chef guy and in MOM both artists were given that as the reference for the character, so he's just red now. In the alt art in SNC he's normal.

>>97902418
i just run her as a controly slug list, i specifically didn't want to put a combo in because i wanted to play to her effect. It's a fairly generic esper value control list but i don't run any free spells with the exception of fierce, and that's only so i can sometimes actually play her on turn 3/4 without instantly dying.

i've actually won my last two games with her from inkshield

>>97902685
Can you recommend a fantasy show that's not faggy slop for retards? I'm curious, I promise not to clap back

>>97902896
Maybe he went on an all paprika diet.

>>97902846
Goblins sometimes look like monkeys. Same thing here. MTG has a horrific art style and they have no idea what they're doing

>>97902931
Avatar. It's so deep and mature. Only the smartest people like it. Or MTG lore, story etc. read a book about MTG it's so well written.

>>97902940
Thanks anon, but I'm curious about the other guy's opinion who said avatar is faggy slop for retards

Was on the verge of quitting and just had the worst game of my life.

>>97902984
Do we get more details or is this the whole story?

>>97903009
Not my personal blog.

>>97903015
>talking about edh bad
Then go somewhere the fuck else??

>>97902473
>>97902512
>>97902520
imagine getting this upset a general OP didn't include your meme references and direct links to gay furry porn

Like imagine that mattering to your life enough to generate an emotional reaction like this

>>97903048
Shut the fuck up you retarded nigger. I don't fucking care about what's in the OP. I'm here to discuss this dogshit game, not listen to some baboon who peaked in high school try to force social drama because that's the only thing his mind can handle

>>97903072
Too bad, because that's what /edhg/ is now

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I'm honestly surprised I don't see this card more often only found out about it due to the secret lair

>>97903091
Well it's very telegraphed and conditional. It will go off 8/10 times versus casuals though.

>>97903119
Yeah I expect to see it more casually after the secret lair comes out even if it is telegraphed I noticed alot of casual players don't counterspell as much as they should nor do they run enchantment removal as much

>>97903091
It’s based in Muldrotha

>>97902846
>>97902862
I guess it's like Lorwyn where the elves look like satyrs, or like Shandalar where the salamanders look like merfolk.

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>opponent casts spark double on his commander and quantum misalignment
>has rhystic out and glacial chasm
>tapped out
>mana geyser
>cast storm kings thunder for 8
>free counterspell
>cast return the favor
>free counterspell
>cast reverberate targeting return the favor
>free counterspell
>table just scoops
>today
>40 person event
>his assigned pod leaves and forms a 3 man next to him

>>97902896
I like how they tried to give him zesty lips to make him look "nonbinary" but he instead just looks like a JoJo OC

>>97903259
I think you're the only person that thinks he looks slightly non-binary

>>97903269
I think you're the only person in this thread that flunked English.

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>>97903210
Rule -1 in action.

>>97903210
>Opponent has Rhystic Study
>Wins
Impossible! Surely it was the fact he went -5 on counterspells.

>>97903210
What is the point of posts like this?

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>nerfed rack

>>97903259
Schizo post

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>>97903426
set them free

>>97902626
Is Toski actually good or no

>>97903537
>indestructible uncounterable coastal piracy that sometimes draws a card itself
It's pretty decent.

>>97903548
More a testament to how hard Coastal Piracy has fallen off as a draw engine because most of the time you could just get a win off that amount of material hitting face.

>>97903420
Why not?

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>>97903687
Forgot to mention that I'm trans

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Post decks

>>97903736
No

>>97903750
:(

https://archidekt.com/decks/14274986/ffx_blinged_precon


I have rhystic study in this deck, but EVERY card is FFX. I figure it is more of a theme deck but low 3 high 2?

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>>97903736
I'm currently on the tram to prerelease. Have this random image I found on my phone instead.

>>97903763
Good luck.

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I enjoy the UB babies being all over the place, because while they're setting up their retarded value engine slop piles, I'm playing the game.
Tempt With Discovery? Yes. I don't care that for this one turn, you're getting a land. I don't care that you need one more mana to cast your "when this card enters or you cast a Dance Dace Revolution spell, do the Gonti thing." You're all bad at game theory, and I'm getting two lands and a 20/20 flying indestructible. No exile? Not my problem. Fuck your nine-line cards, give me raw, beautiful power. What? Caught on and want to try to counter my shit while giving all of your Transformers +1/+1? How about I just uhm play a card with three words? "Counter target spell." Simple. Beautiful. Attacking? Five triggers on the stack and even more spells? Yeah, how about another three word spell? "End. The. Turn." Marvelous. Yes, that's a thing. Go ahead. Overextend. Vomit your deck. I have a Windfall and Cyclonic Rift in hand, and only one of us thought "there might be a time when someone will want to pull a card out of a graveyard." Don't like it? I can switch to Angels. Pay attention. These two cards fusion summon into one. That's right. I'm playing Yu-Gi-Oh now. Mystic Mine? Ward of Bones. Have fun.

I played Korvold in a cube once and now I'm building him for real because he's fun :DD

>>97903760
Needs the 500$ Yojimbo print of Solitude.

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>>97902418
>>97902471
>>97902903
>playing anything but "nah, you don't get to resolve shit" and *combos ur ass* Y'shtola.

>>97903931
I can't get any of those incarnations, too expensive

>>97903962
this is the faggiest list I've ever seen

>>97902402
>TQ
I build only hot commanders. I am a guy who thinks Sheoldred is hot though.

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>>97903426
Everything about this card is disappointing. I wish they'd stop making garbage rares/mythics.

>>97903997
>run a commander as efficiently as possible
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT
Every time.

>>97904021
>run a commander as efficiently as possible
he already said it was the faggiest list he'd ever seen, no need to repeat it

>TQ
I have a Teysa deck, and I think she's cute.
But really, my only motive was that I wanted to build an aristocrats deck.

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the duality of man

>>97903760


>>97903962

>>97904036
The b2 kiddie pool might be more your speed then.

>>97904050
B2 is EDH as it is meant to be played

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>>97904017
I personally wish they'd have made every Guardian really good and I can see or have enjoyed the uses of most of them, but Lulu really suffers as being almost entirely reactive or just being a weaker Viral Drake. I get that stun counters relate to the ability to use ice magic or whatever, but she deserved better.

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>>97904064

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>Secret rendezvous on its ninth reprint
>Also a creature casts it
We get it Wotc you like the clam smackers it's not even a good card

>>97904129
>UB2
how do people keep getting card formatting fucked up?

>>97904143
because I made the card while taking a shit and mixed it up

>>97903962
where's your displacer kitten?

>>97904130
is that a lesbian card and i never noticed?
>>97904129
sadistic, but probably too evil
especially since she's from a Bant precon, though I think she'd most fit Azorius

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>>97904204
>>97904129
and one extra Lulu for humoring me before my nap

>>97904191
hopefully in the process of being sold. absolutely overpriced right now.

>>97904244
>what is this anon yapping about? I bought mine for $15 a while ago
>check price
>mfw
wtf happened?

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>>97904064
I've wanted a good Stun Commander for years and I was excited to see the keyword on her, but one creature when it attacks you? And a 4 mana proliferate? Dumbasses at least let me put stun counters on creatures for 4 mana. I don't know why they insist on kneecapping potentially fun mechanics for "balance" in this game when they print so much blatantly broken/better stuff without any brakes on it. I'm just bitter about FF in particular because there were at least 10 commanders who would've been absolutely perfect for decks I want to build but they gimped them into near uselessness while simultaneously printing busted commanders like Vivi and Celes and Yshtola.

>>97904262
its good with new enters prepared cards including ancestral dude.
https://archive.ph/fh0fi

>>97904262
economic uncertainty and the actual stock market clearly not following reality, preceding a massive correction/bubble burst leaves people scrambling for some form of stored value

>>97903962
>signets
I'd complain about the talismans too but I know technically they can make you draw.
I've gotten a lot of work out of the two untapping 3cmc rocks in instant/flash decks before. have you considered those?

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>>97904262
Slop card that has even more ways to generate infinite combos - the sloppiest way to play magic - with the lastest set of slop.

https://mtgrocks.com/mtg-displacer-kitten-price-spike/

>>97902402
yeah i play counterfeit duals
yeah i pass them off as real for street cred
so what?

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>>97902402
I want to build Sydri but I have no clue how to make it interesting

>>97904414
She's just not interesting

>>97904414
>animates Armageddon clock or time bomb, booby trap
>tainted strike or proliferation
>profit

>>97904299
Heh. "Seething".

>>97904414
Vehicles

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https://scryfall.com/search?q=art%3Afemale+art%3Achubby&unique=cards&as=grid&order=name
I know there's more than this.
Pic related.

>>97904209
Where's the dog dick

Do I want a chrome mox or amber in a monoblue nonartifact deck? I feel like since my commander is so cheap, Amber feels good, but I only have 4 legendaries and 4 planeswalkers

>>97904595
yes

>>97904595
I would never play amber unless your commander is 3 cmc or less and most of your spells are also 3 or less.

>>97904595
Depends on who it is. The amount of legends/planeswalkers you have wont matter as long as the one you have in the CZ is cheap enough to warrant it. My Katara EXP deck has them and are part of the "best opening" hands options.

Yeah. I proxy true duals, and cradle. What are you gonna do about it? Cry? Little bitch.

>>97904707
nah man let's just play, I got real copies but I wanna play against your deck, not your wallet, so proxy away

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>>97904707
>sir here’s the guy counterfeit dual lands in bracket 2 game
>heil hitler
>heil hitler

>>97904297
I was playing with it. The problem I've had is that I want the talismans for the draw, and the signets, while 2cmc, allow me to get enough mana out for my counter/interaction fuckery ASAP. My game plan is usually:
>use 2cmc rocks and lands out to get cat girl out on turn 3
>tutor curiosity/ophidian eye for unlimited draw works
>draw into my combos and stuff to fuck with everyone
>counter EVERYTHING
The way I see it, I have enough 3cmc stuff for her activated effect. The rocks are just there to get some early gas.

>>97904827
I'm not even saying to use 3cmc rocks for triggers, I'm saying -having a 'play spells on each opponents turns' deck myself- "the untapping rocks are great, have you seriously considered them"

>>97903760
Rhystic study is not an FFX card. It's not a theme deck.

>>97904804
You're free to do it, but hard to argue you're not a sweaty fucktard if you do. I don't think there is anything more pathetic than sweating in a bracket 2 (and likely still losing) because you are so terrified to higher brackets.

I'm just coming back to MTG again since 2013 (quit after Dragon's Maze) and getting into Commander.
Just curious, do you guys prefer to proxy your commander decks, or do you go and buy every card for your deck if you find a new one you wanna play?
Will I get chewed out by some fags if I show up to a Commander night at my local card shop with decks I made via mpcfill?

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>>97904894
>the romantic scene between both commanders thats explicitly screenshotted and credited as the artist and renamed is not a ffx card

>>97904928
Depends on how much goodstuff you're proxying. If your decks all contain all the best stuff proxied you're probably kind of a fag.
Unless you're playing cEDH in which case go wild, they're all doing the same.

>>97904970
I suppose I can just remove any cards on the "gamechangers" list like gaea's cradle

>>97904928
Be candid about what you're doing, learn enough about rule zero and the bracket system to make sure you know how to set expectations and communicate what you're trying to do.
People generally don't care if you proxy, but you probably won't get judged too much since you're just getting back into it.

>>97904983
That's a cEDH mindset yes. Are you proxying the best manabase and the best versions of all the cards you're using?

>>97904879
Shit I'm stupid. Which are those? I've got a spare unwinding clock, but I generally use it in decks that want grim/vault/monolith.

>>97904928
If you are proxying for power and using ‘my deckbuilder says bracket 2’ then you will look like an angleshooting shithead trying to pubstomp. It’s a mistake alot of returning and newer players make.

>>97904994
im just proxying whatever I see looks interesting / fun from commander decks in moxfield, a lot contain OP shit though
>>97905018
>>97904985
noted lol, thanks.
On another note, I dont really get the difference between brackets 4 and 5 after reading the descriptions on them that wotc provides

>>97905091
>im just cheating with whatever I see looks interesting / fun from commander decks in moxfield, a lot contain OP shit though
ftfy

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Who /battlecruiser/ here?

>>97905091
Bracket 4 is "we want to play with all the silly OP shit"
Bracket 5 is "everyone is using the most optimal of the OP shit"
If it sounds like a vibe difference it's because it is.

>>97904928
Ignore the other retards that replied, no one cares if you proxy cards or how many.

>>97905128
A number of people clearly do care thoughbeit

Get fucked nerds

>>97905130
2 spergs on 4chan do not a community make.

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>>97905141
Captcha ate my force

>>97905142
Yet you probably wonder why no one wants to play with you at your LGS.

>>97905148
Want to or not they still do!

>>97905128
>Ignore the people who aren't validating me- I mean you!

>>97905147
>fancy foil FOW
Sell that shit ASAP before it drops.

>>97905187
Already am, a basically free collector box and my biggest hit in 10 years of playing is just straight gas though. I got my 4th fow and daze and just about every commander card i wanted from the box too.

>>97905120
I'm thinking of building Oros with a bunch of creatures with pestilence/mass damage effects and white enchantments with lifelink and protection effects. It looks fun on paper but I think it might also be absolutely terrible.

>>97905120
Still don't really understand the difference between mid range and battlecruiser

Threadly reminder there's no actual argument against using proxies, hence why antiproxyfags always resort to feminine shame tactics and made up anecdotes.

>>97905212
>resort to feminine shame tactics and made up anecdotes.
Should get some self-awareness.

If there wasn't an issue with proxies, you wouldn't need counterfeits to fool people.

>>97905228
>no u!

Thanks for being a prime example antiproxyfag: no counter argument, just emotional outbursts.

>>97905187
>fancy ching ching fow
>dropping in price
el oh el

There's no problem with using counterfeits as long as you're not trying to sell them to people as company printed cards.

>>97905279
Yet you still need them when a library print job or sharpie on plains would do. There's no issue with proxies, remember?
There's no amount of excuses, cope, or angleshooting, buy, shilling, or using them just proves why there is a problem with proxies.
Nigga, you can't even beat a precon without cheating. You know how sad that is?

>LGS has Turtles, Avatar, and Spider-Man stock cluttering shelves
>all reduced by 25%

>>97905306
>Yet you still need them when a library print job or sharpie on plains would do. There's no issue with proxies, remember?

Some people like the look of holos and foils without paying $5+ for a piece of cardboard because a bunch of neckbeards created a ponzi scheme tier secondary market.

>There's no amount of excuses, cope, or angleshooting, buy, shilling, or using them just proves why there is a problem with proxies.

What are you even trying to say here you emotional woman.

>Nigga, you can't even beat a precon without cheating. You know how sad that is?

Emotional feminine outburst #3749494 from antiproxyfag who can't even articulate an argument.

>>97905311
Cool! Go high five yourself about it in your self made containment thread pds.

>>97905311
Yep. But distributors and your lgs still bought them, so WotC can still claim that were big successes and high selling sets!

>>97905322
S E E T H I N G

>>97905212
>shame tactics
it's all fun and games until i pull out a cedh deck, then you'll shame me for being a sweat LMAO

>>97905311
What exactly happens when they can't move product? My LGS only got a small amount of turtles, avatar, and spiderman to avoid that problem. The only UB set that sells around me is FF, and it sells like crazy.

>>97905453
>What exactly happens when they can't move product?
if the lgs was smart they'll use them as rewards for future tournaments
>your lgs DOES run tournaments beyond FNM right?

>>97905317
Some people also like art without paying an exorbitant amount to feed libtard artists, simple as
>watch proxyfags froth at the mouth at ai art and become the biggest defenders of intellectual ip in 3, 2, 1...

>>97905211
mid range
>I am going to be a tryhard
battlecruiser
>I am going to make a bunch of small relatively inconsequential plays for 5-7 turns then start dropping big ol bombs every turn

>>97905451
>emotional overreaction to something that doesn't merit it

Woman

>>97905477
>nonsensical whataboutism stemming from lack of intelligence

Woman

>>97905187
>drops
that card is only going up

>>97905490
>woman
something you'll never have HAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>97905211
>midrange
im durdling because im trying to find my combos and wincons

>battlecruiser
im durdling because my average cmc is 9.47 and i need 7 mana minimum to play one card

>>97905453
Keeps going down and someone buys it because you're basically guaranteed to make back your money, or they staple it to other purchases as a free gift

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>>97905490
>it doesn't count
>why?
>...it just doesn't ok?!

>>97905494
something you'll never be HAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>97905507
AND THANK GOD FOR THAT BECAUSE BEING A WOMAN SUCKS

Gooners are the most oppressive class because they are hated by both side of aisle. Goonerproxybro Have you found the playgroup that tolerate you? (in private of course)

>>97905528
Fuck I am drunk while typing this I mean oppressed

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>>97905502
>it doesn't count
>why?
>because it's not an argument it's you having a period you woman

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>>97905311
Spiderman hasn't moved in my LGS but nothing will ever beat Unfinity. I saw this shit rotting on my LGS shelves, unbought and unsold into early 2024 when they finally took it down. There are at least a couple cards people will roll the dice for in Avatar and Spiderman in an odd pack or two. Unfinity had nothing. Absolutely nothing. You couldn't pay people to want this.

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>>97905546
>i think you're a woman therefore i win

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>>97905490
>he actually wants to pay libtard artists

>>97905212
>>97905248
If you do not own the card you do not get to use it.
Why do you feel entitled to use things that you do not own?

>>97905571
>Why do you feel entitled
it comes with the westoid mentality

>>97905571
I do own the card. Its right there on the table
>b-b-buh its not REAL
Yes it is and what are you gonna do about it fag?

Bought a case of strixhaven collector booster boxes today. Crackin packs baybee!

>>97905550
Unglued and Unhinged had good looking basics going for them. The ones in unfinity were sadly hideous.

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>>97905580
>Yes it is and what are you gonna do about it fag?
laugh at you for being poor

>>97905528
>>97905543
Nah gooners are beloved. It's just that antigoonerfags - like antiproxyfags - are an extremely loud and extremely annoying minority with nothing else going on in their lives so they are terminally online.

>>97905588
cool now shuffle up and draw or leave the table ya dumb bitch

>>97905589
we tolerate gooners because they don't pretend their horny fakes are real fyi

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>>97905592
don't worry buddy boy i'll be the one to make you leave
>hey wait a minute all your cedh cards are proxies!
Yes it is and what are you gonna do about it fag?

>>97905594
They're also typically using proxies for artistic purposes rather than power. Which is much more tolerable.

>>97905594
>we
There you go again pds pretending like everyone in the thread agrees with you.

>>97905604
Remind you this is a bracket 3 table and the rest of us are playing 3s. cEDH is over there so kindly switch to a 3 or leave.

>>97905619
>yeah we're shameless what are you gonna do about it
>fuck man don't be THAT shameless!!!
lmao
btw i convinced the pod to play cedh because i lent them extra proxy cedh decks and left you behind, toodaloo

>>97905619
>proxyfag is a pubstomper
Yeah that figures.

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>>97905571
>Why do you feel entitled to use things that you do not own?
You are aware you're on a site that pirates basically all of it's media, right? Trying to act like a puritan among thieves is a fool's errand go somewhere else. I won't buy a copy of The Good The Bad and The Ugly for 10 bucks at target, if I want to watch it I'll pirate it. If the prices for the cards I want are not reasonable I WILL proxy them. I'm not coughing up 60 bucks for my third copy of the Great Henge and you shouldn't ether. This isn't a sanctioned format with prizes so no I won't be rebuying blood crypt every time I build a BR deck because that's stupid.

>>97905589
>gooners are beloved
"Tolerated" is more appropriate.
There's not a lot of value in trying to shame the shameless.

>>97905629
Honestly that sounds like a funny way to handle faggots like him.

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>>97905632
Don't bother my man, poopdickschizo literally doesn't understand he's a tourist and thinks he owns the thread. Just look at him samefagging and acting like an internet tough guy.
>"we" only "tolerate" gooners
PDS and any other power tripping faggots can suck a dick. This is a pro proxy, pro gooner, antifaggot website.

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>>97905528
LGS just mostly finds them funny. They just want me or anyone else using them to be respectful and ask if people I don't normally see are okay with them before hand and not use them against children.

>>97905688
>random real doll house and elephant and invasion

lmao nice stuff anon

>>97905697
Half the deck is real anon, not really random.

>>97905688
>safehorny: the deck

>>97905632
>This isn't a sanctioned format with prizes
how naive are you to not know the true purpose of brackets?

>>97905706
Should I make a goatse sol ring?

>>97905688
so based

>>97905632
>You are aware you're on a site that pirates basically all of it's media, right?
/vg/ doesn't take f2p poorfags seriously so why should /tg/?
>well because i'm a f2p poorfag
every time lol

>>97905730
>/vg/
Highly dependent on the general. The fact that you hang around one of the ones that's pay to win tells me all I need to know about you, MMO whale.

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Shit bros a vidya addicted fatboy isn't taking us seriously in the casual format of a nerd card game. Delete the thread and pack it up it's over.

>>97905751
>Highly dependent on the general.
proof next thread?
>The fact that you hang around one of the ones that's pay to win tells me all I need to know about you, that you keep games going and so companies have to kowtow to your demands instead of my F2P faggot ass
no need to thank me, enjoy your free entertainment :)

>>97905758
>casual format
and yet people proxy just to win a children's card game hahaha life is funny

>>97905759
>that you keep games going
The mind of whales is really something else. No wonder you're such a faggot go back to /vg/ with swordbro.

I truly can't understand why someone would dump money to play commander. The only decent way to play it is among your friends, far removed from the cringe of randoms. And if you're already buddies, who cares if you pirate it? Just talk it out for powerlevel.
(Definitely not trying to justify having bought another celica to tinker with lmao)

>>97905776
>gets btfo
>...um ur mind is something else
>...urrmm ur a faggot go away and take thread celeb with you
concession accepted

>>97905780
Because I'd rather not turn into CEDH-lite with everyone playing bullshit cards they would never actually buy.

>>97905759
Wizards isn't catering to anyone who actually plays Magic

>>97905789
distributors wouldn't be buying from wotc if they had no one to sell to in turn you know

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>>97905780
See here's the thing anon - you have friends. That proves you were at least mildly well adjusted and likeable, which means you are at least average to above average iq. Therefore you have an identity outside of being a paypig and don't need to base your worth on being a consumer.

Some people however are not like you and I. They are dumb.and/or unlikeable, therefore they have to base their identity around throwing away money on a hobby that they have to go play in public places because they have no friends, so they need to use their consumerism as a way to climb their own idea what they think a social ladder is.

It's sad to see but there's no helping them. Just be thankful you're not living a life as sad as they are.

>>97905805
>Having friends means you're well adjusted.
>While spewing this elliot rodgers level nonsense cope about people.
You are mentally ill, but you can't use the spotlight ever on yourself.

>>97905759
Unless you strictly buy packs or sealed product you're not supporting them (which isn't how building a commander deck fucking works.) Buying singles from older sets on the secondary market for a commander deck doesn't make them a dime. They don't get a cut every time someone buys a shock land from their lgs or an online retailer for commander.

>>97905786
So don't do it? If you can build with restraint because you want your deck at a particular level so can others. You're not special
Never ran into this problem with my guys

>>97905805
>i hate this hobby
>that's why i'm going to proxy cards because imitation is the sincerest form of flattering wotc
>and also so that i can win a casual children's card game

>>97905826
>H-haha yeah. We're totally fine and never engage in proxy arms races which literally every pod has encountered at one time or another.
Lying retards need to fuck off.

>>97905826
>so dont do it?
Yeah, dont proxy at all to begin with, because nothing says self restraint more than not pretending to have memorabilia you can never afford

>>97905821
>>97905797

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>>97905838
>I'm a retard with no self restraint so that means everyone else must be too!

>>97905797
Buying does not mean playing.

>>97905851
>i have self restraint, says the proxytard

>>97905852
>i'm not watching cable anymore i havent turned on the tv for the longest time
>therefore the cable company isnt profiting and they shouldnt be billing me
>obv they can only profit if i turn on the tv
Ah, so retarded

>I'm not like other gir- I mean proxytards
This song and dance again, huh?

>>97905805
>>97905821
Well there are people like he described.
Knew a guy who would brag about how much he spent in his fows crypts duals etc going against precons. Nobody listened to him and eventually nobody played with him. Heard he ended up selling his deck
>>97905838
I didn't say this
>Wow guys this kinda sucks
>Yeah let's tone it down
Do you even talk to people ever?
>>97905840
I'm not pretending to have anything. I'm playing with scraps of paper because I'm in my house or in my corner of the LGS with my friends. The floating hand of Maro needs not bind me

>>97905865
Send this one back to the drawing board, anon, needs some work

>>97905860
Proxying is the epitome of restraint in this game. You just think everyone is a sweaty retard like you that would immediately start jamming The One Ring and Rhystic Study into every deck because you would do so if you could.

>>97905874
>jamming The One Ring and Rhystic Study into every deck because you would do so if you could
People who do this have no appreciation for the type of magic where you just beat someone to death with a serra angel. Frauds and scrubs I tell you.

>>97905874
>proxying rhystic and tor bad and sloppa
>proxying abur duals good because my 5c sloppa wont work otherwise
Lol

>>97905872
>he cant refute it
I accept your resignation

>>97905870
>i play with sharpied basics
Proxytards HATE this one little trick!

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This is getting really repetitive and gay. Give me your pet over costed beater card.

>>97905900
I can't refute the time cube either, that doesn't make it effective or convincing

>>97905926
You refute the time cube by laughing at gene until he died, just like with proxytards

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>>97905917

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>>97905917
I love this card, anon. A lot of people say this card is overcosted, and it can be a good beater card. I think it's super underrated and it wins me so many games. Might be my favorite card.

In other news, what do you guys think about playing off color fetches? Cringe or acceptable in the right decks? I'm running divining top, Lotus Cobra, Life from the Loam and Oracle of Mul Daya so I feel like it's worth having extra fetches instead of some normal dual lands they have now.

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>>97905934
>cleaning up my bulk to give away
>this post showed up right as I reach this card

Are you filming me my nibba?

>>97905941
Depends, are you wearing purple underwear?

>>97905943
No. Whew.

Bros, I'm starting to think that cEDH is way funnier than normal EDH

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>>97905954
>Normal EDH
"Damn this game's running long. I know it's not ideal but let's call it here. I have work tomorrow."
>cEDH
"Nooo your flight isn't my problem! Listen to my ecred! I need to stall another 8 hours and if you don't like it you can just concede!"

>>97905974
Playing tournaments is the issue, with my friends I can play like 18 cEDH games in 3 hours, if we play normal decks it's one or two

> TQ: Have you ever built a commander just because they were hot?
N...no ha..ha.. that would be crazy haha

>>97905988
You can have quick decisive games in the lower brackets too, it's just that retards think you should tolerate their bad decks (because they refuse to make good onea ofc) and that they truly believe more games per hour is bad

>>97905994
>and that they truly believe more games per hour is bad
I wish I could nuke every retard that thinks like that, I also have a huge grudge against niggas that hate shuffling so they avoid any card that makes them shuffle their deck and seethe when you use fetchlands, tutors or ramp spells

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>TQ
There's no way I would've built her if this version didn't exist so yes.

>>97906009
she cute

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>I'm going to swing at anon, he can't block so I'm going to draw two cards.
>Hold on, I have a reaction
>Little late for that, I already drew!
>Bro, you didn't even give a chance to have a reaction.
>New information has been gained, can't roll back!
I thought people only made people like this up for memes until I ran into one today.

>>97905994
>>97906008
>and that they truly believe more games per hour is bad
It's considered bad because there's a rule -1 in all table top games that when setting up a game takes longer than you actually spend playing it, it's not even worth playing anymore.
You can writhe or seethe about that all you want, but the fact is that when you spend all your time shuffling then you're going to seriously limit the number of people that want to play with you.

>>97906009
>>97906015
Yiff in hell

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>>97905917
Coolest large monster ever printed 10/10 Alara kino

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>>97906033
Balan is okay.
She's probably around the 30% category on the furrometer.

>>97906019
Leave it to casuals to think all 60 card games go to time because of shuffling

>>97906081
Casuals just want to play the game.
Simpleas

>>97906083
shuffling is part of the game though

>>97906094
Shuffling is the set up.
It is part of the game as a byproduct of inherent randomization from revealed information.

>>97906009
Is she any good versus something like Lightning? Liggtning's double damage gimmick seems too good to give up.

>>97906019
>you're going to seriously limit the number of people that want to play with you
I'm ok with this, I prefer to play with players that I know that can manage their own emotions than to let a manchildren that gets angry when you counter his finale of devastation

>>97906081
Shrimply chop shuffle

>>97906108
>I'm ok with this
Okay then what's the problem?
You're complaining about an issue that clearly solves itself

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>>97906101
HELP GAVIN SOME CARDS FORCE YOU TO SHUFFLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME

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>>97906017
they are faggots for sure. my favorite is

>opponents turn
>'I swing at anon'
>'before combat step.. I'm going to cast X'
>'we are in my combat step, in the declare blockers, I'll do etali's attack trigger'
>'no, I'm exiling it'
>'I've already attacked'
>'you have to pass priority'
>'I did, you just missed it'
>two players revealed the top cards, one is kaervek and the other avacyn
>'oh ok then fine, while that ability is on the stack I cast return the favor and I cast all of this then'
>his trigger happens, gets 3 lands
>baby stomps out

fucking hate these people so much on an almost genetic level

>>97906112
the problem is that we're expected to take the opinions of casuals seriously

>>97906124
Yes. It's done to reset your deck.

>>97906128
By who? Other casuals?
Just quit caring.

>>97906127
shall be pressing the gamble button

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>>97906133
>just don't care bro
>just let the insane people run the asylum
yeah and look where that got us

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>>97906133
>pod is bracket 2-3
>i want to build him
GAAAHH.. I hate landfall. I want land denial. Fuck

>>97906141
>>97906133
Didn't mean 2 quote

>>97906140
Just proxy that shit, my dude

>>97906133
I wasn't complaining, I only posted that I prefer cEDH and that people here overhate a speedy fun format. It's way cheaper than normal EDH too since everyone proxies because it's impossible to have a real competitive cEDH deck irl.

>>97906017
>Play ToR on my last turn
>Ur-dragtard swings at me with Ancient Copper dragon and some other dragon that will make him draw a lot of cards. He's been angle shooting most of the game.
>We pass prio.
>He rolls his d20 and gets 20
>"Wow, sorry, though you didn't deal any damage."
>"What do you mean?"
>I had protection from everything.
>I'm going to swing at someone else then! You should have reminded me
>No one else lets him take it back
>Demand he gets to keep his 20 treasures and throws a hissy before scooping.
I hate how this game is only "casual" when it benefits then

>>97906141
The fact that impractical shit like that is grouped under MLD is retarded.

>>97906165
Inefficient MLD is still MLD

>>97906157
>you should've reminded me that attacking you was a bad idea right now!
What causes this mindset? You double check all that shit before you swing, the information isn't hidden.

>>97906155
>I only posted that I prefer cEDH and that people here overhate a speedy fun format.
Well yeah. My point from the start is that part of the reason people don't like speedy formats is because the initial set up and intermittent shuffling draw the gap between set up and game play uncomfortably close for people.
It's not a problem that you're an exception to rule -1, but you can't and should expect other people to be.

>>97906171
It's not just inefficient, it's just straight never going to happen at any point that matters.

>>97906175
This sounds like a Young people with "tiktok" brain issue

>>97906172
People saying this is a "casual format" so they never get any mistakes to learn from. Its honestly a giant disservice to this community to never become better players through actions and consequences for poor play.